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BTW - those of us in the 81,000,000 who didn’t vote for TDF (The Diaper Filler) deserve to see an honest judge for once.

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Indeed. I am especially aggrieved as a Black Female GA resident--the GOP tried to silence the Black vote then intimate us by going after Shae Moss and her daughter. I quite understood the dog whistles of seeing folks with guns screaming outside of black voting spaces asking for a "legit" vote count. All it did was make us vote in greater numbers. We won't be silenced.

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I wish I could like this a zillion times more.

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Appreciate you Kay-el! TYSM.

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AMEN!!!

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Hm, the animator?

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Hey--yes :-)

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Ah yeah, we met on the birb back in 2017 or 2018 when it was only slightly a Hellhole.

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Oh my goodness.. send me a ping and let's catch up!!!

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Love you, Alicia

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Thank you--sending love and light to you as well!!!

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Thank you for backing down!!

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*not? and thank you :-)

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Yes, of course - so sorry!!!

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NP--and big hugs to you for your support! :-)

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Exactly. That's exactly why the guilty as hell tangerine turd wants another judge. Having Judge Chutkan preside over this case would be worth the price of admission as the most phony and compromised former president in history continues his daily panic attacks.

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TDF - priceless

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Of course. It is because Judge Chutkan doesn’t owe him due to an appointment. Trump is used to favors, buying people off, or threatening them.

If convicted Trump should also be subjected to asset forfeiture and he should rot in prison.

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There are actually plenty of judges T**** appointed who have ruled against him. Look at the Supreme Court, as odious as it is. Other than Clarence Thomas (aka Uncle Tom), all of his appeals that have reached the Supreme Court have been rejected. There were also several judges who heard his 2020 election challenges and rejected them. 2 of the 3 judges on the 11th Circuit were appointed by Trump and they told Judge Cannon where to go. Lifetime appointments are supposed to give you independence, and that's exactly what they did in the case of many of Fat Donnie's appointments.

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Very true. And the 11th Circuit may need to weigh in again and someone needs to assign Cannon to traffic court.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Brother, these first descriptive sentences about this mugg keep getting longer and longer. Perhaps you can get Jenny Holzer to make them into a continuous scroll of LED characters wrapped around the cornice of a building in NYC.

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Oh please goddess!

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I love Jenny Holzer. I used to have a truism t-shirt from one of her exhibits. I wore it until it fell off. I love this idea. Actually, I would love it to be wrapped around the Twitter building in San Francisco. Maybe Trump Towers.

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Yeah, her stuff really is splendid and smart.

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Why, yes! Maybe we can get a nice photo with perhaps Ivanka & Jared and their carpet bagger luggage fleeing in the foreground?

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Speaking of black female judges, Fani Willis is expected to indict this week or next. (She said by the 18th or sooner.) I hope the case goes to Chief Judge Myra Dixon. Orange head will explode.

Lifetime Achievement: Judge Myra Dixon, Fulton County State Court

https://www.law.com/dailyreportonline/2018/06/28/lifetime-achievement-judge-myra-dixon-fulton-county-state-court/

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She/Her/Bitch. I love that. Wear it proudly, girlfrend.

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I was just telling my daughter that it seems like several Black Women Judges and Lawyers are changing things up in Trump's world. I listed Ketanji Brown Jackson, whom I believe influenced the outcome of the voting legislation from the court, now Judge Tanya Chutkan, and also DA Fani Willis. In fact, we were wondering if Trump is not going to be able to pardon himself from Fani Willis' charges, and possible conviction as president because it is out of his jurisdiction to pardon those crimes, whether it means that Trump would have to rule from jail if that were the outcome. I did not know about Myra Dixon, but right on for her too! These women are brave beyond many who have come before them and caved. Look at Pence. Does he get a lifelong security detail too? He is going to need it as long as Trump is alive. I really think that ankle bracelet should be put on Trump and he should have house arrest and media censorship.

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Don't forget Letitia James in NY. I think it's double karma, considering he is such a racist and a misogynist.

VP only gets security for 6 months after leaving office.

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Please remember that on the evening of J6 - after his "fans" had left the insurrection, Trump WAS still trying to delay the certification. He was calling Congresspeople to ask them to delay the vote through that evening and asking them to contact others to make that happen. If it had been delayed, the Supremes would have been called in (specifically Alito) who could have stayed the order to proceed with the vote count and that would have delayed the procedure until after inauguration day and Trump would have still been in office. "“I was worried about an effort just to delay and postpone,” said Klain."

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We still could have a problem down the road with the Supremes

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I am praying, and I don't really pray much, for him to be handcuffed and thrown in jail today. If it was any one of US, we all know we'd be in jail already for the crap that's been said, put into writing on social media, and screamed about at his rallies. We won't be safe unless he's put away. Waiting for it!

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Umm. Lock him up?

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Welp. Time to buy a boat. Gonna be a fuckin' river of ketchup flowing, I am thinking. She is going to nail him to the wall and laugh.

And then Jack comes in with the thumbscrews...

I'll be in my bunk.

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Would it be inappropriate for me to send Judge Chutkan a bouquet of 24 red roses? I love her!

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So, typical dipshittery from the RWNJs. If POC get ahead due to "diversity" it's the end of the world and we must scream loudly about the unfairness of it all! But, when they want an all white jury, "diversity" is the watchword we must use, because saying we want an all white jury won' actually fly, and people will laugh at us!

Too bad those people on the right are too dense to know that the world is already laughing at them.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that, combined, there isn't enough brain power on that side to figure out how to tie a pair of shoelaces together. It's probably why they all wear boots.

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Fuck around and find out......

Got my popcorn!!!

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Interesting that there was no problem with the “assignment” of Loose Cannon down in FL. You get the hand you’re dealt in the real world, donnie. My heart bleeds....

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I love this honorable judge from Jamaica! Such a beautiful country with amazing people! I’m rooting for the Jamaican Women’s Soccer Team! Judge Chuktkan is definitely Jamaican Trump accountable!!

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orangehead will never stop threatening anyone and everyone involved with the prosecution. The real question is what is the judge prepared to do about it?

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Your intro sentence just keeps getting longer and longer and longer and longer.....😳🤢

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Between you and The Status Kuo my day is complete. I just became a paying subscriber! Thank you…

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thank you! I've never heard of The Status Kuo, tell me about it

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Crystal beat me to it. 😂😂 Jay, a lawyer, breaks things down in a very easy to digest way. I think you guys need to meet! Anyway, I love your column ... followed you for a long time on The Dead Bird and I loved it. SO, keep up the great job. No doubt the criminals in the GOP will give us plenty to talk about. 👍

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And check out Robin Snyder. She’s wicked and smart and does not suffer fools.

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This needs to be televised because we are all victims of these alleged crimes AND because we should get to see him have to obey a black, female, Obama appointee. Maybe if he had known he’d be held accountable, he’d have crimed in another jurisdiction, but there’s still time for him to try and buy people.. that would be fun to watch.

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