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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms Spouse would like to register a formal complaint that gelatinous brains can't crumble and I want to let it be officially known that I liked the way it sounded and declined to rewrite it

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Even gelatin can crumble if it's totally deprived of intellectual moisture, becomes freeze dried and then is sat on by a giant orange ass. In this case, the ass that broke the gelatin's back. 🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪

BTW, please don't tell Ms Spouse I disagreed.

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Debbie  Mitchell's avatar

I love Ms Spouse so much I’m going to use it❤️

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Doug Wright's avatar

Sounds great! Keep it. Though you know she's entirely correct.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms Spouse is always correct

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You're a wise, thus happily married man!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Yes, of course she is. She’s a woman after all. 😉

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Tess's avatar

I have my “Put a Woman in Charge” T-shirt on…. So agree!!!

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Tess's avatar

Keb’ Mo website!!! Great singer!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

This is the same advice my husband was given when we got married!

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bruce somers's avatar

Most men realize sometimes our mothers and then partners are the only reason any of us live past 30.

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

Smart man

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David A Pitock's avatar

Just ask Jeff, happy wife happy life.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

I do believe a stiff gelatine surface was referred to as window pane and cut into tiny squares very easily. Might still,have some in the freezer behind god knows what kind of leftover. (no right over in my fridge)

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, me too, it is an ingredient used in a DIY c02 system for aquarium plants.

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William Burke's avatar

Regrettably Mr. Tiedrich, the arbitration clause that you and Ms Spouse signed onto when you were married, has a ruling by the arbitrator (who shall not, by law, ever be identified under any circumstances).

Ruling:

COMPLAINT UPHELD (with prejudice). There is no further appeal.

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SPW's avatar

They may not be able to crumble but they can mush down into a gelatinous blob like the wet blob of wet shit the wormy neighborhood stray left on my porch last week.

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James Olmsted's avatar

Scientifically speaking the win goes to Ms Spouse. Politically speaking the win goes to you Jeff. You can just keep doing what you do and use words the way you want to. We all get you. We get Ms Spouse too and like it that she is part if this wonderful gig you have created.

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Neal Bravin's avatar

I wanted to post a pix of my wife in her NASTY WOMAN tee. just use your imagination.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Jim Ryan's avatar

"They're calling us WEIRD! What can we do to prove them wrong?"

"J.D. Vance jizz vials!! That'll show them who's the normal ones!!"

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Vickie Berry's avatar

And they think that’s a winning strategy? What a fucking disgraceful ploy.

Did they actually collect Vance’s jizz while couch humping?

That’s right just keep turning off women voters and those families who need IVF.

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Lisa59's avatar

Ok, this is what blows my mind, jizz man has some of the biggest heavy hitters of the New Republican Party, in his camp. Their Ivy League educations combined is impressive. And this is what these fucking knuckle draggers come up with?? My 4 year old grandson has more cognitive skills!! Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. I need a shower.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

I need more than 1

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

🤢🤮

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bruce somers's avatar

Hold my beer...

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P123Sunny's avatar

Not following?: Don’t these ppl use IVF, have daughters, working wives - OR ARE working women themselves? Do they value financial / physical independence? Have they READ Project 2025??? Or is this one big outrageous reality show audition…

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, but they never admit it.

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David A Pitock's avatar

All of a sudden IVF went from some folks last possibility to have a child to bad juju because apparently some extra cells die, not positive what crisped their cortex. But it did I guess.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I am guessing that a lot of their daughters hate them. We saw that with Kellyanne Conway, and Ted Cruz. Not all of them are buying the shit that their families are dishing out. The picture of the immigrants committing violence as a threat if you don't vote for Trump is so tired, and even more tired is the people that will be upset if they see that. All I can think is do I share a planet with people like this. They start to seem like a foreign species. Some odd mixture of Homo Sapien and Neanderthal, where the Neaderthal genes are winning out. https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/the-fascinating-world-of-neanderthal-diet-language-and-other-behaviors

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David A Pitock's avatar

As we used to say sick puppy's

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Indeed.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Basically, they're proving over and over again that we can't control them. Anything that we might find disgusting is exactly what they most want to do. In fact we may be encouraging them by taking notice.

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DonP's avatar

This is perhaps ammo for a whole new line of disparaging them, by simply pointing out that doing what others find disgusting, or strange is the same strategy a lonely 8 year old uses to get attention.

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Mindi H's avatar

I actually like that we can make them diapers, maxi pads, and now the ickiest cupfullofjizz. We can make them do anything!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

"Ewwww I bet you're too weird to stay home on election day, that would be so disgusting!"

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bruce somers's avatar

Fearless leader is a moron,so they have to be morons too.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Tosspots the lot of them Bruce!

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Jim Ryan's avatar

And that strategy seemed unbeatable before "weird" put them in their place.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

They are the weirdest weirdo’s that babble weirdo bs lies are indeed too weird to make sense of it.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Wuh-wuh-wuh—WEIRD!!!

(to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony)

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Nightmaher's avatar

I think so too, living right up to it they are!

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!

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bruce somers's avatar

They are definitely riding on the short bus where no buses run!!! Thx Jeff!!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

aka: ‘owning libs’. so tired

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bruce somers's avatar

Ironic so many Rethuglicans still think it's appropriate to 'own' someone else.

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Linda Weide's avatar

After seeing the picture of Harris in the New York Post "Kamunism" cover.

https://nypost.com/cover/august-17-2024/

I want to say that I would like to see a publication with an AI cover of Trump with a Hitler Mustache and haircut, and the headline should be "Traschism." It fits him in multiple ways, because he is trash and everything he says and does belongs in the trash. Just posting that sort of cover to Truth Social and X should be enough. This morning Matt Stoller of the Big Substack said that Kamala's economic plans make perfect sense, even in their "vagueness" because that allows for flexibility as the market changes. He claimed the neither the press nor economists like when people disagree with them which is why they are being so vicious, but that neither knows what they are talking about. He is the guru of Anti-trust, so he makes a case. https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-round-up-price-gouging-vs

The jizz vials can be turned into something else. How about spreading the rumor that they are JD Vance is selling his jizz to fund the campaign and that his followers are drinking it to try to become more fertile, and have a longer life. It is just the kind of thing QAnon would run with. I am eager to see what Walz and Harris' campaign comes up with in response to the increasingly frequent just melt down hatred spewing at them from the Nazi-fascists that took over the Republican party and their brain dead followers.

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Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

When I first saw those cups, I thought, "Wait, aren't those used for drug testing?" Pee in a cup, pass eith clean urine & you are good to go. Now that I know what MAGA are using the cups for, I have the same question I had with the maxi pads on the ear - WTAF are these people trying to prove here? Are they weird or what? Even Lindsay Graham is saying Trump is going to lose unless he, & I am not quoting verbatim, gets his head out of his rotten poopy diaper ass & stop telling stupid stories about Hannibal Lector, sharks, electric boats & lying about the HUGE crowds coming to his hate rall🙄

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Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s it. I’ve seen it all. Jizz cups. 🤦‍♀️. I’m traveling today and immediately pulled over when I saw the headline. Once Madame President gets into office I sure hope improving education is in the top five priorities. I mean, segments of our our society ARE deplorable. JFC!

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Doug Wright's avatar

Channeling Hillary, I've always said "We're gonna need a bigger basket."

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Like several mining dumptruck, buckets worth.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

The jizz cups just shows how desperate these wackadoodle weirdos really are. Imagine the GOP a few years back and "just say no" Nancy Reagan putting her endorsement on cups of come. This shit is only going get more bizarre as we wait for their next fucked up off the wall campaign gimmick. Will it be Trump's crusty used diaper samples for $49.95?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Right- I’m never speechless- but right now, I got nothing’

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Morgan's avatar

I’m still stuck at Jizz Cups… Susan… I’m at a loss for words and that never happens.. I’m still at WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!?!!????

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

More like why? Are they proud of his reputed (but false) couch-humping? I liked that it proved how few people actually read the book. Personally, I have no problem believing far worse, sexual crimes of him, he gives that rapey-stalker-creep vibe, that makes sane women cover their drinks, when he gets near.

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arne link's avatar

He truly does give off that vibe. Creeeepy.

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Karen Hall's avatar

Me too.

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Catherine's avatar

Definitely, I thought the diaper wearers would be as bad as it could get, clearly I was wrong, damn!

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Charles Austin's avatar

I've been working and just read this. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!🥴🥴🥺

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Never a dull moment 🤣🤣

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linda's avatar

That’s cause there really isn’t anything to say. How low they keep setting the bar is remarkable.

I hope no spermatozoa were harmed in the making of this idiocy.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Susan Niemann's avatar

lol 😂

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The vast majority of Trump merch is made in China. So it'll be commie poop on those diapers. Mind blowing.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

More fake shit as always.

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bruce somers's avatar

Trump's diaper might qualify as WMD.

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shee-rah's avatar

And if Dumbass is elected, there will be a 10% tariff added to the price.

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Dagmar Marshall's avatar

PLEASE- don’t give them any ideas!!!!!!

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

All this stuff--flags, red hats, jizz cups--are all ways for the faithful to identify themselves to other MAGAs. They don't care that the identities they are exposing are to the normal people cheap and disgusting.

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bruce somers's avatar

The red hat will join the Confederate flag and swastika as lingering symbols of hate throughout history.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

At least you picked the right person, given her extremely legendary talents.

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄😂😂

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Mark Nelson's avatar

Well said...I was creeped out at the diaper debacle. This

just about made me puke. I sure hope some of my family do not have this shit in their house or pickup. Damn I bet they do...

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Rick Calegari's avatar

You'd think most of what they do or say would creep out just about everyone. When recently visiting my son, my wife and I had to sit through dinner at a restaurant with him wearing one of those ridiculous Trump t shirts. He claims he wears it to get a reaction and won't vote for him but since he lives in Placer County which is the land of goosestep in CA, I have my doubts.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I’m honestly sorry your son chooses to behave like a nine year old. I’d be sorely tempted to pimp slap my own boys for that shit…and they’re close to their forties.

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bruce somers's avatar

Trump regularly pervs on his own daughter,so this is normal MAGA behavior.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I always try to keep in mind that they don't want to be larn'd by us—anymore than we want to be larn'd by them. Education will continue to be a local matter, but there's the Internet to complete anyone's education.

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bruce somers's avatar

All that swag is probably paid fer wit librul blue state welfare money.

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bruce somers's avatar

In Alabama,isn't jizz 'babies'?...damn baby killers...

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯🤣😂🤣

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

What I’d like to know what these babbling boobs are up to, we can all guess.

And ‘Weird’ is truly a part of their little tiny nerve endings that irks them as much as anything.

Dayum MAGA people are indeed weird.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m afraid to imagine their next “thing”. It can’t be worse than that.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

Sharon?!?! Aren’t you paying attention? You should KNOW by now that of course there will be something else, and yes, it will be worse. Good lord, gurl!

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Betsy L's avatar

JD's foreskin?

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arne link's avatar

Well, he claims to be a hillbilly so maybe not circumcised?

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I did not have JD Vance jizz cups on my bingo card. I pray that no actual sperm were harmed in the making of this batshittery. Will there be in this or any lifetime a moment when these idiots have a glimmer of self-awareness? How can you be that dumb and still survive? Color me amazed. But not in a good way.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I'm a nurse so it takes alot to shock/disgust me that humans do. But this is just so low class disgusting that there are no words. To think these amoeba live among us. These parasites also probably have families. What kind of behavior and talk did their kids see/hear growing up? These are the type of people that need to be ostracized from polite society. Years ago, public behavior like this was not tolerated. It's like Trump just moved rocks in 2016 and out they came. I have a pretty good sense of humor and find this latest stunt by the MAGAs not funny, but appalling.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

The worst part is that when they reproduce, they pass on their epigenetic DNA markers to their progeny, thus making future generations worse than the previous ones.

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bruce somers's avatar

I don't know about that,I think Darwin kicked serious anti-vaxxer ass.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

It’s the study of inheritable traits and no one says you have to subscribe to its research protocols or findings.

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bruce somers's avatar

I believe 'nature or nurture' also plays a large role,when dealing with human beings,seldom are things just black and white.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Of course they have kids, the men are far to selfish to wear a condom. See: the Villages STD wave for explanation. Alas, stupid people always breed.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Ever notice that stupid people seem to not have fertility issues?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, I have, I agree with the movie "Idiocracy." I have noted the people who are over-breeding like the Duggars, are always the people that have the least to offer humanity.

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Robert R's avatar

I look at it this way the more circle jerks into cups the fewer dain bramaged MAGAT clones come into existence ! Deplete their sacks with a billion more whacks ! ! 🤣🤪😅🤛🏼🤜🏼👊🏼

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

A most practical observation.

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bruce somers's avatar

MAGA is what happens when the best of your Dad ends up in an old tube sock.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

The Python bit I was thinking of is when, in Life of Brian, the centurians come for Brian so he flees, and runs out of his sandals. CUT TO: All his followers are holding up sticks on which a pair of sandals is tied.

Hence, the diapers.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

But Monty Python was hilarious! Wearing a diaper outside of the clothes is enough to make me puke. Ditto jizz cups.

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Ellen the Wise's avatar

This Monty Python skit is a killer! Glad you found it and posted it. ❤️

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Ann Anderson's avatar

:-D

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Carol C's avatar

Thanks for reminding me!

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bruce somers's avatar

NEE!!!

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

And what are these MAGA folk doing with the jizz? They’re anti-choice and believe that from day one of the fetus, they call it an unborn baby! wtf

Seriously they’re killing off all those sperm so they’re murderers of unborn children, according to the MAGA cult. Tsk freaking tsk…

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Betsy L's avatar

That's the exact reason the Roman Catholic church condemns masturbation as a sin - spilling seed that won't be used to create children.

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bruce somers's avatar

Or new altar boys.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Gotta ensure a "pipeline of domestic babies" for abuse.

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bruce somers's avatar

White, Christian, babies.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I kind of hope some trumper jackhole IS selling them actual sperm in a cup. That is so "Floriduh-man" worthy.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Well, I don't know about you, but as a lib, I feel owned. ...

Wait for it.

...

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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KO in LA's avatar

They actually think they're "owning the libs" with this idiocy. News alert, MAGA cultists - we're not triggered by this, we're astonished that anyone could be so freaking stupid. "Look at us - aren't we morons" isn't the own you think it is.

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Morgan's avatar

So true KO.. I’m still at WTAF

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Deb's avatar

Can you imagine, years from now...someone researching their family tree and coming across these types of pictures and 'souvenirs', and wondering...WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!!😵‍💫

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bruce somers's avatar

They'll probably find a picture of an ancestor,humping a tree.

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Deb's avatar

🤣 😂 🤣

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Betsy L's avatar

Yeah. People used to collect metal pin/buttona that said "I LIKE IKE." How quaint.

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Deb's avatar

I know! My mom had, in her jewelry box that I got after she passed away, a little silver ‘M’ with FMBM engraved on it. I had a heck of a time finding out what that meant. It was an early McGovern pin that mean “For McGovern Before Miami”.

It is now one of my most prized possessions along with her rhinestone-encrusted donkey that she used to wear every election day to the polls. Now, I wear them both on election day.! 💙

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Dave Drell's avatar

“ I Like Jizz “

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I think it's way beyond being stupid. It's low class, disgusting behavior. How we must look to the rest of the world.

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KO in LA's avatar

Yes! Last year when visiting a family beachside town in NH, I saw a pickup truck with a huge "F**K Joe Biden" sign on the back of the cab (but actually spelled out). Who raised these people?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Wolves, or no one. They were feral children who were left on their own.

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Margaret's avatar

Wolves are smarter and far more polite. Maybe slugs? Earwigs?

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Robert R's avatar

Ahh! Like a bunch of jerk offs ?

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Ha! I just wrote the same time. I love when we were owned by Real Men Wear Diapers. And when they plastered maxi pads to the side of their stupid heads. 🤣🌊

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🤣😂🤣🎯

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Kay-El's avatar

Trump’s jazz hands and Vance’s jizz cups would make a good ad for The Lincoln Project.

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Mingo's avatar

Live from Mar a Lardo, It's the Jizz and Jazz show.

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Dosia White's avatar

LMFAO!!!!

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bruce somers's avatar

'JD came to me,with jizz streaming down his face...'

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Deb's avatar

🤣😂🤣 OMG! I need to unsee this image!!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Bruce, you are one sick dude.🤮🤮🤮 (but funny_

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂😁

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arne link's avatar

Ok, you take the internet prize today. I am literally dying.

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bruce somers's avatar

I was at the VA for surgery today... I'm blaming the drugs...

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shee-rah's avatar

How are you feeling after your surgery? I hope you’re recovering well.

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bruce somers's avatar

Thank you!! I'll be alright shortly,not every day is good,but you can find something good in every day. 😁

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bruce somers's avatar

But I think I got that from a fortune cookie...so I'm probably still high on drugs. 😁

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

🤮🤮

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Or Trump’s jizz hands.

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Patris's avatar

👌🏼

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Marie Martin's avatar

I missed that one.

What’s his jazz hands about?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It is that weird jacking off with two hands/"accordian hands" thing he does at his rallies. I suspect it is a sign of neurological decline. Or perhaps an extremely uncoordinated attempt at dancing, like a robot attempting to mimic dancing.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He was jacking off 2 horses

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arne link's avatar

Looks like a robotic monkey but you have to give the patrons what they came for.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh, that is an excellent description!

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Noel Casler (Ivanka's 'handler' for Celebrity Apprentice) said it's his tell that what he's saying is a lie.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Noel has been a font of information about the tangerine Palpitine.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Ever see him dance?

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Welp, the Urban Dictionary tells me that DJT expands to "Designated Jazz Towel" so the jazz cups totally tracks

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Kay-El's avatar

See? The ad would practically write itself.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Rick Wilson's gone to the DemCon. It might just write itself.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👍🏻😂

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James Starr's avatar

there is a certain comedian out there referring to Vance as J.Z. Vance

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bruce somers's avatar

JD Vance;twice the stupid for half the price.

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Flower Child's avatar

The Let’s Go Brandon grift turned to jizz cups…JFC

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Let me sum up's avatar

But equally hilarious.

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

I wonder who came up the jizz cup idea? I bet it was made on the sperm of the moment. Weirdos!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂

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bruce somers's avatar

MAGA is what happens when the best of your Dad ends up in an old tube sock.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Bruce that was hilarious!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂

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bruce somers's avatar

And in particular...JD Vance.

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Morgan's avatar

😂🤣😂🤙🏽🙌🏽

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

A dolphin. 🙂🌊

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Instant lol !👏👏🏆

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antlisa1201's avatar

These halfwits deserve no mercy. They’re Really disgusting people. Elizabeth Hasselbeck or Hasselhoff whatever the fuck her name is said “do we want a leader that binge eats a bag of Doritos when stressed out? Really?” No we want one that throws bottles of ketchup at the White House walls. These are idiots and morons and they have no business having a vote in any election.

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meryl selig's avatar

Ask some of these knuckle draggers what they binge on!! Two dozen Krispy Kremes — they probably think a Krispy Kreme is a dairy product (“Kreme”). Looking at them, adding Doritos to their daily diet would be a colossal improvement.

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Kristina Clarke's avatar

Exactly. The Doritos would add some probably much-needed fiber. 😎

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Betsy L's avatar

Well, their orange idol had a button installed on his desk in the Oval Office to signal for diet Coke, which he evidently used a dozen times a day, every day. One night of binging Doritos (very understandably, though I'd have gone for a couple pints of ice cream) vs four years of a case of diet Coke a day?

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Dave Drell's avatar

I don’t doubt he had a button, but who could drink that much Diet Coke? it would eventually rot your brain…..

oh…. so thats why he such a dumbfuck!

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shee-rah's avatar

Twinkies

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Margaret Irish's avatar

If we think these MAGA cultists know someone or have dealt with infertility themselves, we should all go back and watch the movie Idiocracy. Unfortunately, at least in that movie, they breed like rabbits and are about as smart. This really is a new level of ugliness in the trolling department. Shame on all of them.

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Donna Bonarrigo's avatar

Rabbits are smarter.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

So are cockroaches…

lol

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Patris's avatar

Re-watched it last year. Stunning how close…

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That movie is ruined for me. The arena scene is nothing but feral, hooting, trumpers baying for blood. Even the author thought it would take a hundred years, and was stunned it happened in twenty!

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Ryn's avatar

Those cups are full of authentic JD Vance sperm, collected from furniture stores around the country

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DonP's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Donna Bonarrigo's avatar

😂🤣🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Morgan's avatar

🙌🏽🤣👏🏽🙌🏽🤙🏽

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That comment needs to go viral!

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Mark Marderosian's avatar

Good point about enraging an actual billionaire. Swift and her followers don't play.

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Samantha M's avatar

We’re going to pay for Harris/Walz with lower living standards? Says spokesperson for the party hawking to-go JIZZ CUPS?

PT Barnum is laughing his ass off somewhere.

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Samantha M's avatar

Forget about drag queens — we need to protect kids from diapered weirdos walking around in cheap Chinese sneakers with a bible in one hand and a jizz cup in the other.

I’m a Topeka native, and I had to talk to my daughters at young ages about the Phelps Family signs and what they meant. I’m not sure I could explain your average MAGA rally to a 10-year-old.

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bruce somers's avatar

It's like wrestling...not real.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Tell them that, it is the same audience.

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Betsy L's avatar

Who are the Phelps Family, and what's the problem with their signs?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The Westboro baptist church hate person, Anti-gay bigot, hate posters that picket funerals of veterans and others.https://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/21/us/fred-phelps-founder-of-westboro-baptist-church-dies-at-84.html

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Oh yeah, him.

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Dawn Baskerville's avatar

I just sent this to my brother who said “if they didn’t spend their money on this shit, they could afford groceries”.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯And cigarettes.

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Margaret's avatar

ROFL.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

The oligarchs are the only ones worried about a standard of living dipping back into simple richness from oligarch rich. Trump has also shown his complete panicked jealousy and gone out and printed up a bunch of "Swifties for Trump" T-shirts! The guy is melting. I think we're going to get a chance to see him end himself some way, like melt or wind up in a strait jacket.

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M3333's avatar

Taylor’s attorneys will be quickly activated to put a STOP to the fake swifty shirts!!!

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meryl selig's avatar

How quickly do we think/hope that Taylor’s real lawyers will be on this? Theft of image and likeness is a form of moral, personal abuse.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

It's way past time to play hardball with this total demented ass. I hope everybody that has tiny to huge grievances against him for his always lying sues him. He will have to answer no matter how insignificant they may be and it will keep adding up and one day, he won't have this PAC money to convert. Oh, and Truth Social, those investors may wind up suing him as well.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I'm counting on it. I don't think he knows how big a group the Swifties are. And they're not stupid MAGAs.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Because the Trump Turd thinks he's entitled to do any damn thing he wants to do no matter what.

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Marie Martin's avatar

I want her to stomp on the snake’s neck hard while wearing her coolest boots. I want her to successfully sue the pants off of him asap.

Who knows? Maybe she’ll use this as her opportune moment to put her Swift tribe in action and flood the place with Vote For KH.

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Carol C's avatar

Leave his pants on, please. Ick! But yes, sue him to the max.

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Marie Martin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh god. Thank you!!! It’s a truly disgusting image.

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Morgan's avatar

Taylor’s attorneys will be on that like flies on 💩.. she does NOT fuck around..

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I’m anxiously waiting for Taylor Swift’s response and knock down of him.

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Michael's avatar

A convicted felon and adjudicated rapist purveying jizz cups through his submissive vp choice: v d jance. You can’t make this stuff up, but NYT and WAPO sure want it to continue.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I bet they aren't covering this!

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Michael's avatar

Ha!

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