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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this just in from President Fuckstick:

"The United States has a chance to do something that should have been done DECADES AGO. Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!"

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1909258878035828788

holy shit, what a moron

Susan Niemann's avatar

Unreal. He is a dangerous moron.

Steve Kelly's avatar

A dangerous, DANGEROUS Moron.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Always has been, there was once a nice oubliette with his name on it, but SCOTUS ruined that dream Susan!!

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

He's more like George III, but far less stable.

Tully's avatar

You only get cake for a million donation at Mar A Fatso. Or, maybe the cake's extra for time with Loomer!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love that vision Lisa, it should keep me in rarefied smiles all day!!

Connie Hillyer's avatar

“Don’t be weak! Don’t be stupid!” - classic projection from a weak, stupid and despicable piece of shit.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Guess what! Dear Leader saw Musk with his chainsaw, and he said, " You wrecked a government, I'll wreck the world." I say, "Just look what a testosterone overdose can do. Is China selling the US testosterone precursors?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Anything you can do I can do better."--Summon Handi Oakley

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They muskshit and penis head are horrid horrid people.

Look back at history. They all got it in the end.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Not at all. Lots of the worst people in world history died rich in bed. But I. admit it will not end well for Trump. Musk may have enough dough to buy himself a new country and live there by himself

A.J. Madison's avatar

Muskrat is like any other parasite. We need to make the US no longer tasty for him, and living conditions unbearable. He'll leave on his own accord. He's already whining and complaining about his portfolio. Just need to tell him directly that we're not buying his shit car, and he can take his childish complaining about his total wealth and shove it up his ass.

shee-rah's avatar

Maybe Musk can go to that island where there is no one but penguins.

Stacy's avatar

F.U.C.K. Y.O.U. fuckstick. FUCK YOU.

SethTriggs's avatar

The cheese is off the cracker and fallen into a sewer grate.

George in Atlanta's avatar

...and it's been hauled off by Pizza Rat!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Sounds like those 1950's Charles Atlas ads " You TOO can have a body like mine!"

And I wonder which of the little shitweasels surrounding him came up with the absolute "hoot" of "Panican"? Sounds like Steven Miller has been whispering again. . .

Mattie's avatar

Now I’m panicking even more

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Where, oh where did you get the Screwing the Pooch video? I am soooooooooo aroused.

A.J. Madison's avatar

Jamie Dimon better pull his head out of ass, right f*cking now. Otherwise, we need to start calling this asswipe a fraud. If he's so powerful, he needs to have a conversation with Dwumpy Twumpy, might have to be a one way conversation, as in, stop this shit, or I'm going to unleash the (economic) hounds on your silly little "empire."

Maui Wahine's avatar

"Donʻt Be A Pelican" oh wait sorry what did he say?

Ole Anderson's avatar

A strange, strange bird is the Pelican

His beak holds more than his Belly can

And I don’t know how the hell he can!

Kind of reminds me of all these Plutocrats- beaks are full, more than they can possibly eat yet they must have More!

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, he must be a PANICAN. He's weak and stupid right?

Linda Weide's avatar

I read that Trump sold his stocks before his tariffs, and Warren Buffet divested 350 mil from stocks. What are they doing with the money? Sitting on it? Buying gold? investing in real estate? Keeping it in a savings account?

Around 62% of Americans have stock accounts. Most of them, around 54.4% are in retirement accounts. If your money is in a retirement account you cannot touch it until you retire, so you cannot really sell stocks, although you could move it around within your account or put it into an annuity. If you are retired you probably lost many years worth of retirement income with Trump becoming president. How is that something one can defend?

Cat Cafe's avatar

Even Goebbels is going "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun fact: my first-draft title for this post was simply "what the fuck is wrong with him." Ms. Spouse nixed it

Ryn's avatar

That could be the alt title for literally all of your posts

skangirl's avatar

Right. Except for the columns that should be "what the fuck is wrong with THEM?"

MountainBoyMike's avatar

it's a rhetorical question anyway...there are SO many things wrong with him it's difficult to keep track anymore

OregonTerry's avatar

My day is complete.

A fellowman whose wife is the boss.

(Thank god I'm no longer alone.)

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Me thinks Ms Spouse did a super job editing. 😉

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Right. If you'd attempted to answer your own question you wouldn't have had enough space.

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

The penguins appreciate your advocacy.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Yeah we are THROUGH with nicey norms. We are FUCKIN MAD. THEY HAVE DESTROYED OUR EARTH AND NO ONE IN THE PLACE TO STOP IT HAS DONE FUCKIN SHIT.

YES. THE RATH OF RECEIVING FUCK SHIT IS MIGHTIER THAN A VOLCANO. 🌋

NO MORE.

AnneOfCleves's avatar

Plus, you could use that line every day...

Janelle Hartman's avatar

That is an evergreen title.

Karla's avatar

She did a great job!

TCinDC's avatar

I think she objected to your use of the F-word, which, ya know...

Susan Niemann's avatar

Who will be a hero in the Republican party and end this madness? This is a rhetorical question, because they all suck…but that person could go down in history as a courageous MoFo who found their spine and took one for the team.

The stubborn stupidity is BREATHTAKING. Start making plans for April 19th, the next protest.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Rand Paul is currently the only Republican speaking out against tariffs. that's a mixed blessing

OregonTerry's avatar

I'll admire his neighbor forever.

Sköll's avatar

Medal of Freedom for that guy!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I heard that poor guy lost his house and a lot of money and served jailtime for flattening Paul.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

That whole story was truly bizarre. The guy attacked Paul for cutting his own grass too short.

OregonTerry's avatar

Well … As I understood it at the time, the neighbor kicked the crap outta Rand because Rand kept cutting his grass, then dumping it onto the neighbors property. And continued to do so when asked to stop. And of course, Rand Paul being the loser in the scrap, called the police to have his neighbor, also a doctor, arrested.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Some might say the linked story must be true, as they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true. I say decide for yourself, tho the story does seem plausible.

https://web.archive.org/web/20171120165012/https://www.gq.com/story/inside-rand-pauls-neighborhood-fight

OregonTerry's avatar

I’m fully on board with what you say, it just, well, them pesky property lines.

In any event, IMO, and IMO only, Rand Paul is an elitist who couldn’t care less about me, and I less about him. It’s just when someone kicks the shit outta me, it’s never headlines, or any lines at all.

The cost of being famous, or un-famous, as is my case …

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/prosecutors-reveal-why-rand-paul-was-attacked-neighbor-n839366

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Rand Paul is the weakest form of support anyone could avoid asking for. He just loves to be a contrarian.

Susan Niemann's avatar

The Libertarian Contrarian. Whatta schmuck.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Only because he is a rabid Libertarian. He doesn't believe the Government should collect any taxes at all. It should all be 'business' which collects user fees. As usual, there is nothing noble here.

Mary Hall's avatar

Warren Buffet said that the top 800 U.S. companies should pay their taxes and argued that if they did, no other person would have to pay federal taxes, including income or estate taxes or social security.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Him and most of these bullshitters who like to claim the mantle of being a Libertarian are full of it. If they truly believed in Libertarianism, why do they endorse the elimination of women's rights to biological sovereignty and LGBTQ+ rights? Those are perfect examples of gubmint getting into people's personal lives. Fucking hypocrites

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Libertarians are conservatives who wanna smoke weed and get laid

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Proving the "Even a broken clock is right twice a day" idiom

Tully's avatar

I think McConnell was also, but only because Canada is refusing to buy or import Kentucky bourbon now. Hurts a lot of their rich brewery neighbors.

George in Atlanta's avatar

I am sooooo confused by that. Rand Paul is the grownup in the room. WTF?

Tully's avatar

Because Canada refuses now to import Kentucky bourbon. They had been one of the largest importers of it.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

not one republican can be trusted.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Especially now. All of the anti MAGAs are gone and the rest are too chickenshit to end this madness.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

They should be shitting bricks right now as they MUST know that a continuation of this madness jeopardizes their seat in the senate/house.

Mary Hall's avatar

They're not worried because Eloon has the magic vote counting computer.

Lynn Horsky's avatar

cancel Starlink during election cycles, charge Elon with bribery

HI2thDoc's avatar

Don't forget. Paul is from that bastion of erudition and reality, Kentucky

Walt Svirsky's avatar

That has been proven, MT.

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Where is the Joseph Welch of this bunch of spineless cowards? Where is their "Have you no decency, sir?' moment?

MARY's avatar

It isn’t and won’t happen. We have to make another way out of this hellhole

KMD's avatar

Certainly not my "concerned" Senator Susan Collins. She constantly misses her Margaret Chase Smith Moment.

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

There is no hero! They already confirmed all his moronic nominees for cabinet positions. Hero? Hero? That fucking ship has sailed!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I know… it was a rhetorical question… :(

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

I lost my head when I saw the word hero. My lid blew off🤯 and there was no brains left!

Steve Kelly's avatar

We're going to have to convince a few good dems to wear fake GOP badges and run under pseudonyms for republikkkan positions. Once won, they'll be able to convert back and fix the bloody Shithole Country that Amerikkka has become. Gretchen Whitmer? Gavin Newsom? Al Franken? Cory Booker? Kamala Harris? Tim Walz? Hillary Clinton? Hell, Jen Psaki?> any one of them would be outstandingly better than the current disaster.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Agree 100%. We cant let voters forget whats happened here. If these schmucks get elected again, America will be over. Hell, maybe we’re already done….but I cling to hope. If nothing else, to get through the day.

Tully's avatar

People think rich business people (the GOP) know how to run a government if they run a business, but it doesn't work that way. They're in business for the profit, are autocratic by nature, and lie, steal, and cheat people (and their own taxes) to get there. It's all about them and what they can gain for themselves. Those in the GOP who haven't run a business or made a fortune are otherwise just mean little people who want to control others, i.e., Christian Nationalists. The decent Eisenhower style Republicans are long gone.

The type who can run a government efficiently are able to put up guardrails to protect societal norms and are people who understand the responsibility of a government that works for everyone. Gov. Pritzker of IL is an example and also is an exception to the billionaire business model type.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Yet, they get reelected over & over again

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Can’t we just pay off some pilot to drop that asshole — and his cabinet and team of advisors and enablers — on some remote island (perhaps one of the remote penguin inhabited islands — and let them go full Lord of the Flies? PPV that muthafuckah and pay off the national debt.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Totally unfair to the penguinos, Neal!

Ole Anderson's avatar

The penguin Union will be up in flippers about this.

Penguinos Unidos don’t want no Maggats on their island!

Polly Sears's avatar

I agree, just drop them in the water!!

Polly Sears's avatar

Remember, he didn't want to swim. Problem solved!

Lois Henry's avatar

During the Vietnam war, comic book artist R Crumb had a rich white executive character dropped naked into the jungle. It turned out the only thing he was any use for without his money and position was to be yoked to a plow as a draft animal.

Rick Calegari's avatar

We could use a good R. Crumb or an S. Clay Wilson Checkered Demon comic about now.

Linda Fulcher's avatar

We need George Carlin and Richard Pryor. God, how I miss them.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Right on the nose, Lois!

Claudia Classon's avatar

Trump wouldn’t even be good for that! Useless and Stupid.

J.R.'s avatar

They have to take Moses Mike and JD with them.

Rick Calegari's avatar

We wouldn't want to do that to the penguins. However, places like El Salvador or North Korea would work.

Sköll's avatar

The Sargasso Sea would be ideal.

OregonTerry's avatar

How about casting them away on the Bikini Atoll, I read it's livable now.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

"Ooh.....bikini!" They'll be expecting a certain type of paradise.

OregonTerry's avatar

So true, exactly how they would think! I’m betting not one of them knows what we did there.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If they're starving they may think that President Putinsbitch probably tastes like Big Macs and KFC

Steve Kelly's avatar

Perhaps we could have them dropped off at North Sentinel Island?

Koko in AZ's avatar

A military parade??? He has just put the candle on the cake of his dictator status.

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Hopefully we'll see look at the tank turning its turret to salute you sir!

Tess's avatar

“Leave a comment” my screen says……..WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY! There it is.

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏 The question of the year. JFC!! 🤦‍♀️

J.R.'s avatar

President Screwloose has dementia and malignant narcissism. He loves to watch people lose money and relishes in others’ pain. Hell, this is the same fool who enjoys watching people in Yemen die.

And about those disgustingly wealthy guys, I say Fuck You for feeding President Screwloose. 🖕

J.R.'s avatar

Severe Sadism which comes with malignant narcissism.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Inflicting pain is job 1, Kristy.

Dave Drell's avatar

And we’re stuck with this SCHMUCK for

46 more months? Something’s gotta give. Seriously- something

shee-rah's avatar

He will devise a way to stay in power indefinitely. He feels it is his destiny.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Draggin ' that right leg . . .

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He practically had to be carried from Marine 1 to his golf cart on Thursday.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Plenty of grifting was going on over his four-day weekend

shee-rah's avatar

Will Melanoma be the shadow president like Nancy was?

Madeline B's avatar

a friend of mine is a hospice nurse and noticed Trump is rallying ...look up terminal lucidity ...there is no time line and yet she can see it . Very common with those w dementia. His withdrawing gives it away .

Carl Selfe's avatar

There is conspiracy in the air. Trump dumped stock before the tariffs were defined. Pam Bondi continues to debase herself. She is complicit in Signalgate as a Signal user and too corrupt to recuse herself. Until we have the House, we cannot impeach. We will have job growth because of the CHIPS Act and the Infrastructure bill. But the jobs shipped overseas are not coming home. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/jobs-wont-come-back?r=3m1bs

Dane Madsen's avatar

He did not sell shares; he registered the shares for sale, a SEC requirement for insiders/control people.

Ann Anderson's avatar

When the money guys are unhappy, that's the beginning of the end. The New Republic reports that Charles Koch and Leonard Leo are trying to quash the tariffs. They're suing via their front organization New Alliance for Civil Liberties (Rich Guys Who Hate Taxes), who have a patsy, excuse me, plaintiff, a stationery store that the tariffs will bankrupt.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Koch and Leo…. two of the most evil assholes on this planet. And dumb.

Ann Anderson's avatar

They're at least partly responsible for the fix we're in.

Pam Lynn's avatar

I do practice self care. My anger keeps me strong. Every day i tell myself how much i despise the orange turd, and i pray that another leopard will eat his face. Then i call my useless republican senators to tell them to stop being such cowards and do their job to defend our Constitution.

Mary Ballard's avatar

Oh, goody, the blob wants a parade. JFC, people, I agree with "Susan Speaks" below - is there a Republican out there with balls enough to do SOMETHING? Could we sew two Republicans together to get a set of balls?

Walt Svirsky's avatar

No, Mary, there is NOT ONE Republicon that gives 2 shits about our democracy. Check the voter rolls. Not one.

Darrell Smith's avatar

They threw rotten eggs and tomatoes at Hoover. I have an idea at what needs to head in Chump's direction.

Nutlick or whatever his name is should be first in line at the tiny screw factory. All of them seem to have many tiny screws that are loose. It must come with having so much money.

I live on (in Social Security) what I made on hourly jobs here in 1974. I don't have to drive a 30 mile round trip to work and back five, six, or seven days a week so I can make it.

Chump has swindled people out of money all of his life. How can anyone expect anything different from him today?

Mary Hall's avatar

I think it was T💩p's niece Mary Trump who suggested throwing mashed potatoes at him because it would be a reminder of the humiliating time when her father dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head at dinner when he was being a jerkhole.

Polly Sears's avatar

Must have some ketsup on it!

Walt Svirsky's avatar

We most certainly cannot, Darrell. If nothing else, the Bloated Yam of Scam is consistent.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Consistently Fucked Up!

Kay-El's avatar

1. Yeah, fuck Bill Ackman, Jamie Dimon, etc. They endorsed Trump to begin with. As so many wealthy businessmen did. 🖕🏼🖕🏼

2. Bessent is right. I don’t look at my IRA day to day only because I can’t bear to see the loss. However, I do follow the Dow and because I’m not an idiot I know what that long drop downwards means. 🙄

3. Orange Fuckwit doesn’t know there’s no “I” in “us”

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yep, so many super fucking rich Wall Street types went MAGA, apparently not turned off by him being a fucking fascist and a wannabe dictator. I hope all these guys lose all their money

Michael Edick's avatar

He might have a low golf handicap, but his mental one is YUGE!

Polly Sears's avatar

His handicap is Not low- another lie. With all the mulligans, kick ons, he would be lucky with a #200.

Dawn Sweredoski's avatar

A military parade?!! I remember seeing Tiananmen Square on TV in 1989. The brave student and iconic photo of him standing in front of a line of tanks make me wonder if and when Trump wants a military parade—will there be protests to stop it? China imposed martial law, which drove the protests. I do not doubt for a minute that Trump would use any excuse to impose martial law to break up even nonviolent demonstrations ahead of a parade. Who will stop him?

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I have a t shirt depicting the student and the tank given me by a friend with friends from China. I wear it in May and June.

Becky Daiss's avatar

But the biggest crisis facing our country right now is trans athletes taking over women’s sports. So says Tommy Tuberville, leading contender for the dumbest fuck ever elected to the senate - this is the primary objective of the globalist conspiracy. Not only do the maga morons not hide him and these other mindless fuckwits or run away when they see them coming. They welcome their ability to say words and watch in awe as they splain things. It's dumbed down America on steroids.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

I find it impossible to name even one elected official that is as intellectually compromised as Tommy Tuberville. He should replace the elephant (which did not deserve this) as the icon of the Republicon Party.