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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

it seems Donny pretaped a podcast appearance that aired about an hour ago, and boy, does he look seriously unwell

https://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mnfcy2t4tc2n

check out his hands

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mnfcv4jies2l

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

but the premise of my post still stands: it's been a week since Donny's last live, unscripted, on-camera appearance

P123Sunny's avatar

Didn’t look all that live tbh

R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

Next thing they’ll be telling us is “He’s not dead. He’s only resting.” 🙄

Gisele Dubson's avatar

Pining for the fjords.

Teri Gelini's avatar

Week end at Bernie's anyone ????

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

OR body doubles (as I just posited)...but I forgot to mention that most of those who 'play' him loathe and despise him, are mostly comedians who do so in order to show him up for the fuckwit that he is, so...dunno if they even have anyone to 'try out' for the part - they might be scrambling?

Teri Gelini's avatar

Hard to get someone that ugly and vile…

Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣😂🤣 Yep, I’m expecting that, too.

SethTriggs's avatar

"He's just sleeping!"

Jan Moon's avatar

Nah, he's running around Walter Reed looking for that elusive camel.

SethTriggs's avatar

Joke’s on him, Mengele-without-a-medical degree already harvested it for its testicles.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

'blinking'! Who knew we had winking, blinking and nod all in the same chair at the same time!

Will's avatar

Seems like this is happening more frequently these days? Wishful thinking on my part, but when the time comes, I've always felt this is how it might go down. He would disappear from live public view for about a week, until there's a crescendo of questions when it becomes two weeks. His handlers would then drag things out for as long as they could. "He's busy, running the country. Working hard as always." or other bullshit. The NY Times would bend over backwards to normalize it: "Trump's absence is part of a special project that was planned in 2024: Experts and observers aren't concerned."

Jane S.'s avatar

You know that there will be rumors that he's still alive, a la Elvis and Kennedy, for at least a century after the inevitable.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

OMG, I hadn't thought of that, but you're so right. There'll be sightings too, and devotees showing up with telltale bruises on their hands and swollen cankles.

Cathy Rady's avatar

or TrumpJesus performing miracles . . .

Melania's probably still waiting for her 1st orgasm

barb's avatar

She's probably had plenty with her body guard (as per rumor mill speculation).

Laurie's avatar

Maybe that will happen when she finds out he died.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Maybe history repeating itself Reagan-Alzheimers, Kennedy-Addison, Woodrow Wilson-stroke, FDR-heart disease to name a few.

Lois Henry's avatar

Then his handlers will set up another fake assassination which will have worked this time and thus he becomes a martyr.

arne link's avatar

He's probably getting some kind of heart implant. Hope it fails.

One of the Rezneks's avatar

How do you add an implant to something that doesn't exist?

Betsy L's avatar

Well, if there's a big cavity where a heart is supposed to be, you could stick one in there, but there might not be anything to hook it up to.

Bonnie Council's avatar

If they give him a new heart I hope to hell it comes from an immigrant. And not a South African one. And I hope they tell him it came from an immigrant. It would serve him right that it would be an immigrant keeping him alive.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Same for BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS.

Betsy L's avatar

Yes. Maybe a Haitian who died in a car crash and had a family he loved dearly and who miss him, but take solace in the knowledge that his death will help other - people? Trump's not really human.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

He would HATE that! He'd hate it even more if it came from a black man with a white mother...so his resentful hatred alone would kill him. Karma might take her time but she DOES come around.

Emma Ray's avatar

Good one, Bonnie!

Cathy Rady's avatar

🎶 the heart bone connected to the . . . ??? 🎶

Betsy L's avatar

And the head bone connected to the ass bone...

Jan Moon's avatar

I think he got a call from the lab telling him his brain was ready. Now they're trying to remove the raccoons to make room for it.

Tina Zep's avatar

Both of them: 🫀

Eileen's avatar

Oh my God, I hope not. Cheney lasted a long time after his heart transplant. Anyway I thought well they can’t give a heart to an old guy and did a quick search. Oh yes, they can: “Conclusions: Patients who are aged 70 years and older can undergo heart transplantation with similar morbidity and mortality when compared with younger recipients. Advanced heart failure patients who are aged 70 years and older should not be excluded from transplant consideration based solely on an age criterion. Stringent patient selection, however, is necessary.”

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

He can't keep his eyes open! Just like Junior, when he'd do those videos in which he seemed to be simultaneously hyper-alert and fighting off anesthesia.

To be fair to Trump's candy man, it's not easy to dose Donnie with uppers and downers so he's awake but not bouncing off the walls. On one hand, he's a large man. On the other, he's also a frail elderly man.

Misjudge it, and he could easily become a comatose man—or worse (for him, I mean).

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Maybe he has the same dr that HITLER had. And we ALL know that Hitler was being DRUGGED TO HIS TEETH on uppers & downers, especially TOWARDS THE END.

Beth K's avatar

Comatose or worse sounds like an improvement to me.

Permian Extinction's avatar

Nothing frail about him. That's the problem.

Jennifer's avatar

I follow a medico on IG who knows what's what and said trump disappears for days at a time to get IV diuretics to drain off the fluid build up and it's taking longer and longer for him to recover from it. Also, such a procedure ends up damaging kidneys, so he's in a mess a hurt right now. God willing.

Leu2500's avatar

sounds like Epistemic, who I found on you tube.

Jennifer's avatar

That's him! Epistemiccrisis

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Maybe he’s been hanging out at Walter Reed all week, just for the fun of it. I wonder if Oz realizes how fucking tone deaf he is. There are actually people who have lost their insurance and can no longer see a doctor when they NEED to; sometimes even in a matter of life and death. And that snake oil salesman is standing up there telling reporters that Donny gets taxpayer-funded check ups just for shits and giggles? And even worse, he thinks that explanation is actually more acceptable than the truth—which is that Donny is rotting from the inside out. They can all go fuck themseives!

Ruth Ann Orlansky's avatar

This reminds me of the days of the old Soviet Union when the current broken-down "ruler" would disappear from public view for a while and would eventually be pronounced dead. I remember this happening with several debilitated functionaries before Gorbachev came along. I can only hope that Dear Leader is following that pattern. At this point I'm willing to take my chances on Couchfuck.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If JD Vance -- or whatever his name is this week -- was reported to be in the hospital we'd know it was for a personality transplant.

celeste k.'s avatar

Hopefully, that walking burnt meatloaf is dead, and we'll find out soon. They can't keep him on ice forever.

And thank you for the lovely pictures! Claudia and her BFF look lovely! As for you, what's in the basket?! (tee-hee)

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Now why on EARTH would it be OZ giving the 'splaining about the orange toddler's multiple hospital visits and not, say - himself or Vance, Rubio or Susie Wiles? Here's my take: WHILE he's in a hospital bed (the podcast was pre-taped, right?) they're feverishly prepping his body doubles, getting THEIR hair and makeup 'just right' so at least one can step up when the time comes. I fully accept that they will not tell us when the fuckwit kicks the bucket, but switch in another, so they can force through whatever shitfuckery the project 25 nasties have been dreaming of for so long. MEANWHILE, back at the ranch...they just might be drilling a hole in demento's skull, siphoning out all of the tainted 'soup' swishing around in there, spinning it in a centrifuge to pour back in...just so they can claim to have 'tried everything' and of course the more rancid stupidity he spews the less likely it is anyone will ever be able to spot the difference? IF he's answering (and 'acing') those questions EVERY DAY, he's no doubt IN a hospital. ;) I still bet it's Cheung as well as Harp posting the crazy-azz spew.

LOVE the photos! You both look MAH-velous, dahlink.

Leu2500's avatar

& I learned today that there is AI technology now that scammers use on their phone calls to fool grandma into sending money to a grandkid in trouble. called "skinning" So on a phone interview, discount Goebels say could be answering the questions with the AI making it sound like the felon. .

Linda Weide's avatar

Trump looks like Shite!

You and Claudia look quite spiffy.

Stephen Brady's avatar

He has spent the week fending off the Democrats from 'mutilizing' him. It is exhausting so he will helicopter off to Ivana's Grave and Golf Motel for a weekend of cheating and recuperating!

Linda Weide's avatar

Trump is exhausting on top of being exhausted. If you are fed up, and if you are a US citizen or have US residency, would you please read my piece explaining the Free Speech for People campaign to impeach Trump AND his cabinet and help them get 2 million signatures by signing the petition in it? https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn

If you can't find the link to the petition in the above piece, here it is. Just scroll down and you will find it. https://www.impeachtrumpagain.org/

devourerofpancakes's avatar

To me he just looks shiny and old. I didn't have the sound on but we know his brain is unwell. He does look like he is retaining a lot of water ala congestive heart failure.

Bonnie Council's avatar

To me his hair and makeup looked like it will look in his coffin, a moment that won't come soon enough.

Betsy L's avatar

I'm pretty sure he has CHF, too. Or had, if he's dead now.

Cathy Rady's avatar

from your lips to God's ears! Amen.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Pancakes, it is said that his mushroom spores went wonky and wouldn’t support his floober tube. Poor guy.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Same shit, different day

P123Sunny's avatar

(I see what you did there:)

michellefromchicago's avatar

😱 I literally have seen dead bodies that look better than Donald Trump does nowadays

Lady Emsworth's avatar

As my old Dad would say "My Grandma looked better than that when she'd been dead three days. . ."

Fastball Fredo's avatar

“And I’m one of the greatest intellects in the history of our country” he said… Calgone… take me away… I can’t, I just can’t.

Bonnie Council's avatar

You know what makes someone really great? That they don't have to keep telling us how great they are. I just want him to shut up.

CL Tee's avatar

Make that a very loud and rude STFU.

Betsy L's avatar

Jeff, those pictures of Claudia and Kathy, and you and Claudia all dressed up are wonderful. You all look like fun people to know.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

I’d like to echo that one commentor:

Clots and Prayers

arne link's avatar

Well, he looks bad but not dead. Sad.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Schweeet Jeeebus....

FDR had POLIO, & was PARALYZED....& he LOOKED & SOUNDED BETTER THAN #Bumblefuck HAS LOOKED/SOUNDED for AGES now....

I'd bet that FDR *STILL* LOOKS BETTER, TODAY.

(And, talking about people who look like DEATH WARMED OVER - I've been saying, since DAY ONE....what's the deal w/ RFK JR? He looks/behaves like EVERY END-STAGE CIRRHOSIS PATIENT I'VE EVER SEEN. The SKIN COLOR....the "WHITES" OF HIS EYES....the VOICE.

They BOTH look like they're ready to KEEL OVER ANY SECOND NOW.)

Leu2500's avatar

FDR's last picture was taken the day before he died. & he looked in better health than the felon does.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Woah! Someone punched him in the eye!

Donna M Hebdo's avatar

Holy cow! Did Melania give him a black eye??

DeBurgh's avatar

And probably stress from getting caught with his hand in the public till. Trump and Blanche are our employees. They tried (still trying) to steal from us, American citizens and taxpayers--their employer. Keep an eye on the judge in Florida. She's pissed that Blanche and the DOJ tried to slide the "settlement" fraud past her. Will she slam them? Will the mass media press catch up to the real crime in this story?

Cat Cafe's avatar

And the puffiness in his face as well. Serious congestive heart failure.

PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

Seems likely he and Rep Kean are kickin’ back in Hotel California. They ain’t gonna leave.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Yep Jeff, the wheels are falling off the wagon.

Leprosy still a thing?

Mike Hammer's avatar

With regard to Donnie’s whereabouts. Spontaneous combustion has a process of slow internal increases in pressure due to methane gas in the decomposition process. Not unlike beached whales that lay rotten before exploding. These things take time.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Waiting nearby with a chainsaw?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

my post has only been live for 18 minutes, but this might end up being the best comment of the day

Outdoorluvr's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 That one will carry me through the entire day!

myhoopbabies's avatar

🤣 The visual on this is excellent. Cut off the head and mount it on the wall of his workout room. Toss the rest, it's rotten.

247kath's avatar

Bingo😂🤣💯🤣😂

Thanks I needed that

Easterncedar's avatar

Couldn't even make a toothpick from that thang, tho.

Sandy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Linda Weide's avatar

Meanwhile, Switzerland cannot get in one of the Brown skinned players to practice playing with his team in the World Cup.

Switzerland’s star striker barred from entering US ahead of World Cup Breel Embolo hasn’t traveled to the U.S. yet, but his team is saving his seat for him.

https://www.politico.eu/article/switzerlands-star-striker-breel-embolo-barred-from-entering-us-ahead-of-world-cup/

Here are the companies sponsoring this SHITE!

https://www.zappi.io/web/blog/complete-list-of-brands-behind-the-2026-fifa-world-cup-official-sponsors/

Please do not use these brands. While you are at it. If you are a US citizen or have US residency, would you please read my piece explaining the Free Speech for People campaign to impeach Trump AND his cabinet and help them get 2 million signatures by signing the petition in it? https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn

If you can't find the link to the petition in the above piece, here it is. Just scroll down and you will find it. https://www.impeachtrumpagain.org/

I would also like to know if you have a candidate for a more hateful person in the USA.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Fuck FIFA for not insisting the WC is not held in the most racist nation in the world.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

FIFA is nearly as corrupt as trump.

Betsy L's avatar

I'm pretty sure the US part of holding the WC is because of the friendship between Trump and Gianni Whatisname of the FIFA Peace Price fame. But Trump is also the reason a lot of people don't want to come, and the reason a lot of people can't come. I think it's going to be a disaster, which Trump will blame on someone else.

Bob's avatar

Artist suing FIFA over destruction of Dallas whale mural before World Cup

The artist who painted a giant mural on a building in downtown Dallas of life-sized swimming whales has filed a $25 million lawsuit against soccer's international governing body and others, saying they illegally painted over his work to promote the city's upcoming World Cup matches.

The artist Wyland says he hand-painted the sprawling mural that covered roughly 17,000 square feet (1,580 square meters) across two of the building's walls.

The mural stood for nearly three decades before workers began painting over it last month, causing an uproar among residents who admired the mural's grand scale and message of ocean conservation.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Wyland has done numerous whale murals in Hawaii. All are nice ones!

Bob's avatar

He painted the outside of the aquarium in Long Beach. The idea of painting over a mural is an outrage. There’s no other blank surface in Dallas?

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Indeed he has and private galleries all his work famous and I’ll bet that painting was fabulous as well.

Linda Weide's avatar

Yikes! Why would they do that. I mean beyond being a despicable and corrupt organization, why would they need to do that?

Also, do you have a link to the online petition mentioned in this article about it. It is tragic.

https://www.keranews.org/news/2026-06-03/artist-suing-fifa-over-destruction-of-dallas-whale-mural-before-world-cup

Also, the ban seems to be working. While this narrator does not know that there were petitions in Europe at least. I have signed 3 different ones. Here is a discussion of the effects.

https://youtu.be/A6ZK2S6fjpQ?si=KppNRSfAMYGZFBI8

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Sure, as soon as you explain how get to 67 votes to convict in THIS Senate.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely painted picture Mike!

Frank Nuts's avatar

Oh Mike I’m salivating — I would pay to see that. For reals.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Oh my god, Tapper, nobody cares. Nobody cares about your stupid book and nobody cares about your thoughts on Biden's health. You picked the losingest topic ever, so suck it.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Tapper has a real thing for Biden...get over it, asshole.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Third time's a charm:

Where are you now, Jake Tapper?

Your Biden book should be thrown in the crapper

What's your take on Don Snoozer

The serial abuser

And Oval Office's most accomplished napper

P123Sunny's avatar

“We’ll wait…”

Susan Niemann's avatar

BRILLIANT! 😂😂

Dave Drell's avatar

Don Snoozer - good one Doc!

Lisa Bieber's avatar

What Susan said

Susan Niemann's avatar

It's like Tapper is OBSESSED with Biden and completely ignores the obvious dementia of the felon.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Hopefully the odious cretin is being measured for the dirt nap.

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏 yes!

Joyce's avatar

The truest true words ever posted.

P123Sunny's avatar

Squeezing the last drop of juice from ‘it’s cool to pile on Biden’ groupthink…🍋

Frank Nuts's avatar

Spot on pancakes! Tapper needs to shut his trapper.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

A president disappears for a week, and the White House sends Dr. Oz to the podium like America accidentally ordered its press briefing from the supplement aisle. “He loves checkups” is not an answer. That is what you say about a golden retriever who enjoys the vet because they give him snacks.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That Turkish charlatan Oz

Always shilling for some bullshit cause

He's a dangerous quack

Sent out to attack

And curry the predator's applause

Frank Nuts's avatar

Doc, your limericks wash over me like gentle ocean waves.

rlritt's avatar

Who loves checkups? He does them because he likes be told hes in great health? Im sorry, that's ridiculous.

Jane's avatar

He loves pointing at the camel 🐪

Frank Nuts's avatar

Well said Virgin!

P123Sunny's avatar

But… Biden had that ONE BAD DEBATE that time (even though he still answered every question). +Donnie gets thousands of passes and do-overs (even though he constantly LIED throughout that very same debate;). Presidency as Performance Art amirite…

Bob's avatar

Performance, yes. Art? Not sure.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Not “Not sure” Bob — “Not even”

Bob's avatar

It goes beyond the most absurdist stage play. “Curse of the Starving Class” made a lot more sense.

AbigailJJ's avatar

Sam Shepard RIP

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Please. Biden was a good president and Trump is a criminal, but that "one bad debate" was an utter disaster. It was all over for Biden after that. He never should have run for re-election.

P123Sunny's avatar

🇺🇸ppl had also been conditioned to overreact to Biden - and underreact to rump. Just sayin.

Of course he was old and had had Covid too - but who were DEMs going to rally around? I still wonder… I think Joe was playing the incumbent card at that point (which I have never understood, but it’s one of those things w/voters?).

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He should have not run for re-election which would have led to an open primary. THAT would have determined around whom the Democrats would rally.

P123Sunny's avatar

Which would have made him a lame duck mid-term … it was a lot to ask from 1 four-year term w/ a pandemic, Ukraine, inflation (or corp gouging), and ga za thrown in. Just saying that RReagan was FAR from 100% 🧠 for his second term - and Rs just circled the wagons (just like now) 😃

Frank Nuts's avatar

You are correct-a-mundo Sunny!

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Come on arterial plaque do your fucking job

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

As a two-time brain aneurysm survivor, let me just say I’d rather it be his heart that gives out or a traditional ischemic stroke that gets him.

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Whatever is most painful, public and humiliating...

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

That would be a brain stem stroke....causing LOCKED-IN SYNDROME.

#Bumblefuck wouldn't be able to MOVE, BLINK, SEE, or do most VOLUNTARY functions.

BUT....he'd still be able to HEAR & THINK....meaning he'd be able to hear WHAT THEY'D BE SAYING about him, but TOTALLY UNABLE TO RESPOND.

🤣🤣🤣

The perfect time for the nursing staff to turn on ANY news source on the tv in his room

Ann Anderson's avatar

Please forgive my insensitivity

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I'm sure Joanne didn't think you were referring to her! My best friend has prostate cancer and is consequently become fecally incontinent - but he's happy to laugh about the comments on trump's diaper problems.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Exactly, Lady E. It’s not about me (I was actually in good shape but with undetected high blood pressure), but there are numerous ways for an aging bloviated body to give out. Please let’s not use an aneurysm as a convenient excuse, eh? Like writers often do in fiction. Thanks.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I have a personal query. Is there a way to feel high blood pressure? Most people refer to anxiety as elevating it but I don’t believe that. A Dr. I speak to says it’s ‘the silent killer’.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

You know what, Ann? I’ve changed my mind. It’s actually the perfect thing to happen. Let him have the excruciating pain and pressure that goes on for hours. The worst headache of his life! Don’t let him die immediately as 50% do. Let him suffer. For hours or days.

Ann Anderson's avatar

I'm sorry you went through it, but that outcome for trump works for me.

Bob's avatar

Clog that descending left ventricle artery. Do it today!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Pulte was such a total whacko and incompetent that he was removed from the family business by his own family members. With whom he has been fighting for years. The guy can’t do real estate for shit. He’s a failson without the capacity of even fatfuck’s own failsons. And among the talentless hacks and fluffers of this admin, he fits well. But he could never be confirmed. Shit, none of these mugs should ever have been confirmed.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Problem is what lower turd would get nominated instead. trump has no problem appointing 'acting' and 'interim' lackeys, and Congress certainly won't act to prevent it.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yes.

Seems trump has an endless supply of turds. It's been commented on by those closest to him.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And this is their strategy. Replace the department heads with interim "acting" puppets who will carry out the administration's trashy, demented policies but never need formal confirmation from the Senate.

Catherine's avatar

Or even security clearance.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He did this in his first term as well. There's usually a limit to how long a temporary "acting" office holder can be in place. Is there one for DNI?

BigDaddy52's avatar

As if this Senate would reject one....

MonaLott's avatar

Jake Tapper can choke on his own hubris and pulped copies of his crappy hit piece book.

P123Sunny's avatar

That took cajones, after all the dominoes that have fallen since imho

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I think he's just tone deaf.

P123Sunny's avatar

Or virtue-signaling

P123Sunny's avatar

If that’s the right term

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The misplaced anger at Tapper here is really pathetic. He's a reporter -- and a good one -- who did his job. Biden was a good president, but should never have run for re-election.

SethTriggs's avatar

If Joe Biden disappeared like this what do you think would be happening to him (and the rest of the Democrats?)

I in fact remember when Lloyd Austin had to go for a procedure and the info got lost down the chain. And that was like a two-week freakout.

A lot of professionally credulous people seem unconcerned.

America's Pilonidal Cyst is deteriorating before our eyes; he's going to be a shriveled Nazi husk and perhaps he'll never see his SuperHitlerBunker come to be.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Seth, I hope he's dead before things get finished 👿

Ann Anderson's avatar

The thing about Oz that I can't get my head around is that up until 2022 he was a board-certified heart surgeon at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in NYC and yet, a four-star snake oil promoter. Very weird guy. As for Donny's disappearance, Universe, you're on the right track.

Joyce's avatar

"Money changes everything

I said money, money changes everything

We think we know what we're doin'

That don't mean a thing

It's all in the past now

Money changes everything"

Maureen's avatar

Yes, the whole Dr. Oz story is another weird trajectory of someone who at one time was actually extremely competent and admired in their field, and then took a deep dive into being absurd and blowing all that credibility away. It seems like his ego and greed got the best of him as soon as Opra elevated his profile and then he discovered he could make many more millions being a supplement huckster than a renowned heart doctor. Then he segued into that mindless show on TV. And now, he’s come to this. Talk about selling your soul to the devil!

Ann Anderson's avatar

Oprah's got a lot to answer for. Dr. Phil is her doing, too.

AbigailJJ's avatar

Dr. Phil is now hawking that car protection whatzit on TV now. Seriously, how low can they go? Oz and Phil were bitten by big money and fame. Re: Oprah's guilt, they bamboozled her, too.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Oprah put all kinds of snake oil salesppl on her show - Jenny McCarthy and Suzanne Somers were two of the worst. Can I take a moment here to say people, please don't take medical advice from actresses. There's no excuse for Oz and "dr" Phil's PhD is in kinesiology. Oprah wasn't bamboozled. She booked guests who brought eyeballs to advertisers.

barb's avatar

And Oprah has been really quiet during the felon's 2nd term. She has so much wealth and influence, i'm wondering why she isn't speaking up about all of the overt racism, especially after the dismantling of the voting rights act and racist gerrymandering.I wonder if she's aligned with the gop?

Ann Anderson's avatar

She aligned with whoever serves her interests.

rlritt's avatar

Well 3 things

Selling vitamins is easier than surgery

Being on TV is way more lucrative than surgery

And finally Surgery is hard and if you make a mistake you get sued, so you also have to spend a fortune on mal practice insurance.

Oz can lie, cheat, make mistakes all day and he still gets paid a lot.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

RL, holy shit, Oz. say hi to Lindsay Graham while you’re up there in Dear Leader’s ass. They have meetings -secret ones- they don’t apply to us. All we get is ass-music.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Like Ben Carson, living proof that one can be a brilliant neurosurgeon and otherwise a complete idiot.

barb's avatar

Even in the beginning of his tv show he was not this whacked out, somewhere along the way he drank the kool-aid.

Crystal Hartley's avatar

Oz has rug merchant blood in his veins. Those guys pursue your $$ like its a sport.

David Simpson's avatar

Great stuff, as always... I guess we'll read here tomorrow about the Weiss / Bilton CBS mess which resulted in their kicking Scott Pelley to the curb. Now watch CBS' 60 Minutes go into a freewill -- straight into the toilet. Aces!

As we've said, "everything he touches..." (Chump)

HI2thDoc's avatar

Bari Weiss, what a joke

So consumed with anti-woke

That she destroyed CBS News

To end its factual views

And instead blow fascist smoke

P123Sunny's avatar

And HER actual bosses are STOKED‼️

srry to jump in like that

HI2thDoc's avatar

I thought about using stoke and also stroke but decided stroke (not the cardiovascular kind) was too graphic

P123Sunny's avatar

I just have to remind ppl that she & Donnie are doing GREAT for their handlers. THEY ARE DELIVERING, hate to say it🔥

P123Sunny's avatar

Saw a clip of RVought saying proj2025 is almost ‘fully implemented’- thanks to prezdjt. He looked giddy :/

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Yup. Everything Trump touches dies except evil shit like project 2025.

Cathy Wray's avatar

📢 good one!!

Tess's avatar
7hEdited

First of all…YES…you do clean up nicely. Second of all…Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is EXACTLY a perfect name for this administration’s cabinet members. YUK. Dr. Oz-didn’t like him when he was on tv….never watched Fox unless I was visiting my dad back in the day…Duffy-yuk. and Jake Tapper can join them all! egads it’s only Wednesday…..

Runfastandwin's avatar

Again it's apparent that the challenge will be answered on the 32nd of Never.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Gotta say you guys looked very dapper in that photo with the picnic basket. Beautiful!

Brian Riley's avatar

Hey if we get to vote, I'll vote for the bear riding the unicycle for running the press conference. It's got to be a real bear, not a guy in a bear suit though. I understand Russian circuses have them :P

Joyce's avatar

I'm okay with the guy in a bear suit--if he juggles at the same time. I'm pretty sure Marco Big Shoes Rubio is up for having another job.

Brian Riley's avatar

Being he's the Secretary of State he is keeping a rather low profile these days, isn't he? The last mention of him in the news that I can see is from February. And with these high level negotiations going on you would think... wait, did I just use the word "think" regarding anybody in the tRump administration? Yeah, let's set him up with clown shoes and a rubber nose...

rlritt's avatar

Well Rubio isn't as stupid as Trump et al. He probably is afraid if says something meaningful and informative, he'll get fired.

Brian Riley's avatar

As bad as things are getting right now I'm not sure I would be "afraid" of being fired. Hard to say though, he and Vance are about the only two that actually have the qualifications for the jobs they have. They may be hoping to have the inside track for 2028. I really think things are going to crash rather spectacularly before then though and separating early may be better for Rubio's career *shrug* Who am I to say.

Jerrold Marsh's avatar

My vote is for a real bear..... but only on the condition that it takes a big stinky shit by the podium just before the start of it.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Maybe TODAYS THE DAY!!!! 💀

Ann Anderson's avatar

We walk in hope.