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Mark Slattery's avatar

The "we don't care" line for Homan is just practice for when the incontrovertible evidence comes out that Cankles is a pedophile.

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Shirley Savaglio's avatar

Exactly, they don’t care! They’ve been saying it at least since 2018 when Melania wore her designer jacket “I really don’t care, do you?” to the southern border to witness children being detained in cages. They don’t care, (unless they can use a terrible recent event on September 10th, which I don’t think I need to name), to their advantage to target everyone who disagrees with them in any way. They are all beyond twisted.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

She was actually going to visit hurricane victims, but still ....

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Melania is making jackets for all the Trump sycophants with the slogan on the back "I don't Care. Why do you?" Taxpayers will pay her plenty for each shoddy Kremlin jacket.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Now, now, now… mustn’t be disrespectful to The First Floor Lamp. Someone on Bluesky called her “Malampia”.

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Nancy Eadie Larkin's avatar

Marked down as “fully depreciated”

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Kimberly Sandwisch's avatar

First floor lamp! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Made me LOL! 😂

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

That comment of DRY BRITISH HUMOR is so appreciated ...Melania really outdid herself with her wadrobe. A Hooker will always be a Hooker.

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Marla's avatar

She looked like a banana at the state banquet. How much did that thing cost? I read that it was Carolina Herrera, so it must have been a bunch.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

There was a gas mask under that hat.

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

On Sale at IKEA. 95.00 Lol!

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Marian Goldsmith's avatar

IKEA? But that means you have to assemble it yourself which means you have to be able to read and follow their directions which means you need a Masters degree in engineering from MIT or Cal Tech and they are only giving them to very special people. Funny. It seems you can’t win.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

My kids call her Melanoma.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Her hats. She hides her eyes for a reason. I have no sympathy for her but she’d rather be anywhere else, most women can tell. On another note her hair and clothing allowance could probably fund the war in Ukraine, that or build the overdue network of super trains all over America.

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Paw—Paw from PA's avatar

Reminds me, I need to take Mylanta before all of this causes me to vomit into my own mouth

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I just now grabbed a handful of Tums, my stomach is on fire. 🔥

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Pepcid complete...you only need one or two and they EVEN quell that awful Acid Reflux (especially for those with Hiatal Hernias). Sitting upright, chew one, SIP some not-too-cold water, chew another, sip some more. Wait a couple of minutes, et VOILA!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Thank you 😊 I’ll get some the next time I’m at the store. I have regular Pepcid & some carafate if the Tums don’t work in a few minutes.

It’s already easing up a bit.

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David A Pitock's avatar

I think she shops at sux fifth Avenue.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂

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shee-rah's avatar

Tell your drekorator to order one of those lamps today!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Speak Yiddish to me baby!

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shee-rah's avatar

I just bought The New Joys of Yiddish by Leo Rosten. I only know a few words and want to learn more. Yiddish was my mother-in-law’s first language; I should have taken advantage and learned more from her while she was still alive.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I read the Original in HS. My Mom's family was of the club and It was a revelation to me!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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P123Sunny's avatar

The thing about the first time the FBI catches you on camera receiving a $50,000 bribe…

- @bungdan.bsky.social

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Charles Austin's avatar

Indeed!

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Marian Vitale's avatar

He said it years ago: he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and they'd still love him.

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Emma Ray's avatar

I remember him asking if they/he could shoot protesters in the legs!!!! My God!

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Next will be public executions. He's obsessed with executions.

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shee-rah's avatar

I’m OK with this as long as he’s the first and only one.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

But only with real bullets...

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And why couldn't we use Nukes if we had them~!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

he said ' and I wouldn't lose a vote'. In THAT he's right. The stupids are still here - and attracting more stupids out to Long Island where they imagine it's 'trump country' (someone around the corner on a HIGH SCHOOL STREET keeps HIS vile sign up) despite (or because of?) our HS being fully integrated with kids from everywhere - and they're smart as hell. What I like most is that all are FULLY welcomed by our community, our fantastic libraries & both they and our HS night classes hold English as a second language classes for newly arrived parents AND even print up their bulletins with a page IN Spanish with links for other languages to welcome and provide information to those who need it. I'm beginning to hear a few 'whispers' from that one magat neighbour about being SO PISSED about her 'excessive' School Taxes especially being used for 'them'. We all voted for the expansion and newer Computer equipment this District required. Neither of us have had or raised children within this District but no matter - in our view it was always our way of 'paying it back'. I never gave a thought when small as to who was paying for MY education both in Scotland and when I arrived in NY. Does anyone? Turns out she and I attended the same then all-girls Public HS in Manhattan - a few years apart (I'm older). She once thought that was a fun coincidence. Now she's been so brainwashed by fox and frump she's beyond getting through to with any logic or commonsense, although hubby continues to have her come in or stop by so I'm still exposed to her crap. He wanders off leaving ME to put up with it. Grrrr

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cablecargal's avatar

I never once thought about who paid for my public school education at Lowell High School. I was so happy to be there.

Now, when I see the taxes we pay for the school system, I'm happy to pay it. Imagine if we didn't? A bunch of uneducated kids becoming uneducated adults. It's very much worth it.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

The right wants a bunch of uneducated adults...that's the working class--ready-made.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm super conflicted. Our MAGA legislature just made education welfare checks (vouchers) universal with no income limits so exclusive private schools are telling all their students to apply. They are eating into public school money to the point where the legislature recently shorted public schools of money promised just four years ago saying that we "can't afford it." What I can't afford is another levy where 100% of the money raised goes to charter schools and vouchers, like the last one did. Meanwhile, the legislature has money to gift the football team owner with$600 million for a new stadium. I stopped voting for levies until we have a revolution in school funding here in Ohio. No child is owned an education welfare check. If you want "school choice," you pay for it.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Texas just passed vouchers. We knew this was coming. Project 2025 at your service.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

That has happened in florida so much for separation of church and state here. They seem to think we who pay taxes that are suppose to go to the PUBLIC schools are suppose to have the money go to ANY private school. The WORST part is they are not held accountable and don't provide any curriculum to be assessed or testing... JUST STUPID!!!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

This is deliberate, Anastasia - an attempt to make charter schools 'the norm' and to rid the US of Public Schools altogether. I would refuse to have MY money support a charter OR religious school today and would raise hell at every single board of education meeting. Fortunately OUR area still votes predominantly against raising our taxes because they're already so high.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Yes, I know the whole history. Our local school board is part of a lawsuit ongoing here in Ohio to declare the setup unconstitutional. Unfortunately it's hard to say what will happen because our state supreme court is as corrupt as the federal one, and have an "IOKIYAR" attitude toward lawsuits. Boy, I haven't used THAT acronym in a while even though what it refers to is everywhere: "It's OK if you're a Republican."

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TJTarheel's avatar

I saw that in real time and at that real time I shook my head thinking Americans aren’t that dumb but as it turns out—some are. As far as shooting anyone in public we’d never see Donald do that—he’d give a speech implying so and so should be put down, or some other babble that would cause one of his crazies to go out and do it.

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Joanne Beck's avatar

I love the I've Had it! Podcast...they call him Cankles Mc TACO TITS

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Charles Austin's avatar

Those gals are great!😃😃

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

TACO THE CLOWN has a nice roll of the tongue, too

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

AND the kicker, a sex trafficker....

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Mark Slattery's avatar

I didn't realize until recently that Kirk was the moron behind the "Prove Me Wrong" movement. In his honor: Trump had Kirk assassinated to provide a distraction from the Epstein files and his shitty economy. PROVE ME WRONG!

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arne link's avatar

I don't think you are wrong. They sure have buttoned up the alleged shooter. When does Jack Ruby enter the scene?

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Jean Jacoby's avatar

The kid was supposed to be gunned down by Utah police, but his parents saw that he was arrested by a friend in the force. Too late to execute him now, unless he kills himself in his jail cell...

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arne link's avatar

Oh, yeah. That's a real possibility. He will leave a note about being trans, of course. I hope they don't put him on suicide watch because that worked so well for Epstein.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

It happens Jean🤔

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Jean Jacoby's avatar

I know. My comment wasn't entirely jokey.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I figured it that way Jean…

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Emma Ray's avatar

WOW

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Charles Austin's avatar

Jeez! Where have we heard THAT before?🙄🙄

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John Rumble's avatar

Have we noticed that the MAGA family has disappeared? It seems that in other cases the family dynamic is fully dissected for a motive.

Crickets

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

They didn’t probe into Thomas Crooks family & friends very much either.

The minute it comes out that a shooter is a radical right winger, seems that all curiosity from the govt & press just goes Poof 💨

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Nailed it!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

😆 Good one Arnie.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

👩‍🍳’s💋!!

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Good Question

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Vivian Fletcher's avatar

I AGREE! I have said from day one that frumpy was behind it...make Epstein go away..mobilize the right wing nuts to look the other way and it worked!! Notice how quickly he stopped "mourning"! Not sure stupid Vance knew but he is an idiot...fawning all over the widow and the podcast...has his own platform now!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I said several days ago….just watch Vance & the widow Erica start being seen together, under the guise of carrying TPUSA forward. Then it will be discovered that they are “ more than friends.”

They’ll end up married & Usha will be paid off to go away. Vance needs a “good white” blonde wife; not that dark skinned furrener. 😉

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

There are now a lot of unprotected couches in the HQ building of Turning Point Foundation USA.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Kirk's wife a natural blonde??? 🤣 About as much as the other barbie ivankawannabe's in trump's orbit.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I never said she was a natural blonde, hell none of those Mar A Lardo women are

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Didn't mean to imply anything, except that they're all a bunch of fakes, through and through.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Vance needs an Eva Braun

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👆🎯

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

GMTA! I said the same thing! Erika is worth millions and is now single.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Vance will ditch the brown wife and end up marrying the white one he fawns over.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He'd better be careful. Usha is the Lady Macbeth, the brains behind his ascent. This could be very bad for him.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thiel is the brain Anastasia!

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm sure Usha is conspiring with him while JD is along. for the ride.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thiel is far too wealthy and misogynistic for any pretense of caring about Usha or the kids. The PayPal mafia, Palantir and his new fake moneyed version of making billions, and getting JD to the Executive office have been his plans. He’s also a Yarvin faithful, which spells very bad news for this republic.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Vance drag show, best (lesbian), trans friend in his Hillbilly book, his eye makeup, best of all special relationship with a very gay Peter Thiel, might bring pause to all this speculation!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Wish it effing would. He is one slippery slime weasel!We don’t even know his real name.

And anybody going by their initials has some problems.

I don’t ever want him behind the Oval Office desk. By the way, did the resolute desk ever get back from the refinishers after Elons little snot wiper boogered it up that time? I Know lard ass sent it out!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

🎯🎯

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Hollie Rood's avatar

🎯🎯

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I thought the same thing…nothing can surprise me with these criminals.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nothing should Susan, elect a transnational criminal syndicate member to the highest position in the country…although, historically speaking covert assassinations and False Flag lies are part of this country’s foundation!

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

Exactly, illustrated by the Boston Massacre of 1770. The fateful firing of a rifle by a British soldier caused a mass shooting into the crowd that had gathered to protest taxation without representation and the over two year military occupation of the city by the British crown. Five colonists were killed. Paul Revere was the propagandist in this case, printing fiery tracts for the Sons of Liberty as they continued to stir up the populace to take action against the British. And thank goodness for that spirit of freedom borne in part by the youth of the colonists and from the courage of facing and surviving in a Brave New World.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

History will point to several examples, Operation Paperclip and Code Red are a couple of favorites too few even know of.

Excellent points Lynn!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

T.R.U.T.H.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Nope!

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

Or are the Epstein Files in the box with Charlie?

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Jan Moon's avatar

Are the Epstein files in the room with us right now?

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I wish they were!! 😊

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Ooooohh….Inquiring minds want to know 🤔🤔

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Doc Blase''s avatar

All this time I thought it was that cat with the sign, "I should be allowed on the counter."

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Krista Allen's avatar

It’s almost as if literally everything we predicted would happen has happened since he was inaugurated. Gee, who could’ve guessed. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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arne link's avatar

Dear Lord, I hope we didn't manifest this shit-show.

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Clint Opine's avatar

Oh my god! What if our collective anticipation created this reality?

The left really is to blame!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

If our collective anticipation engendered this - surely the overwhelming strength of our hopes of what will happen next will over ride it?

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arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer. I'm manifesting like mad right now.

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T L Mills's avatar

I manifest every night before I go to sleep.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Excellent point, Lady.

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Kathy H's avatar

Day-um. Twisted & deep! 🤣 If so, I don't think we would have done the stupidest possible timeline & characters, though. The ::cringe:: of stunted imagination is painful. We are much better storytellers.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

No, it's all in Project 25, which Trump "knew nothing about."

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

No. It was the weasel that got into the Large Hadron Collider in 2016.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

If life works like that, Angelina Jolie should be pulling into my driveway in a Ferrari 488 any minute now.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, can anyone tell me here where that $50,000 is located? Did good ol’ tom put it in his mattress? Did he open an account in the Bahamas?

Did he spend the cash on plastic fillers to make his face look younger? Did he give the money to his wife to make her face look younger? And now we are being told Rapture on Tuesday… I’ve got to cancel my appointment to get a haircut, cancel the plumber, cancel the mail and my newspaper… Beam Me Up Scotty😡 Calgone take me away.🌪️🌪️

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

there's a rapture on Tuesday? what did I miss?

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arne link's avatar

That reminds me of the cartoon of the dinosaurs standing on the shore while the ark pulls away saying "Oh, was that today?"

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HI2thDoc's avatar

My wife's nutty cousin probably thinks that's why dinos aren't mentioned in the Bible

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Kim Steeves's avatar

Oh way too funny, the dinos and the unicorns!!!!

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arne link's avatar

Oh, right. I forgot the unicorns.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

Another date, another rapture that will fail. Let the nut jobs panic so they aren’t out god-bothering the rest of us.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

They never apologize for not leaving, either.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Gina's avatar

doesn't matter - you ain't getting raptured. and I daresay very few of us fans

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Thank the Buddha! Get those captured assholes off of this planet and leave it back to us to fix and make it the wonderful place it is supposed to be and was at one time before humans crapped all over it.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Wait, does that mean they all go away or WE do? Either way, I’m all in on Rapturing.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

We're all gonna miss it because it'll only be for MAGAts

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Susan Jane's avatar

I wonder how many MAGA women will be getting fresh fake nails and blow-outs for the occasion?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Or a quickie cosmetic surgery

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Susan Jane's avatar

Literally bruising for a cruising. Sorry! : )

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂

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Kay-El's avatar

Which means we can move forward as a society. 👏🏼

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Kathy H's avatar

It can't happen soon enough then!

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Lois Henry's avatar

Good grief. I’m supposed to leave for the rehab center and go home on Tuesday. Well, at least I’ll be with family when everyone else is taken up to wherever the hell they’re going. Will it be only we bleeding heart liberals, gay people, immigrants and trans people who will be left behind? Who have I missed? You know I’m kind of looking forward to it.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

You are assuredly not alone, Lois. SO MANY of those I know feel we should throw a bye-bye party for those who imagine they're going to float right up into the sky with their new outfits and hairdos, all prettied up for this nonexistent stupidity, AS IF the LEAST 'christian' like people on this planet would ever be singled out for something special. Unsure whom but I've read that it's a misreading of a specific bible verse (not that I care about that either). It's the great joy they take in believing they're SO SPECIAL compared to the rest of us heathens who won't 'qualify' which convinces me how truly immoral and rotten. these disgusting cretins are.

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Lois Henry's avatar

Think of it as a kind of culling.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Forgot to add: hope you're recovered from 'whatever it was' and yes, that list of yours, together with all of us other 'miscreants' the reich-wing hates, will be left behind to thoroughly enjoy each other and this beautiful and bountiful Planet IF these pseudo-christianists get 'raptured'. I'm SO hoping they do get the 'just reward' they've earned.

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Lois Henry's avatar

As long as they’re gone. Try to focus on the positives. I can see you’re gonna be here with me.

Would you like to help the left behinders come up with to lyrics to a theme song? I’m thinking, “Antifa, it’s a state of mind”. I’ll be having T-shirts made as soon as my broken bones heal.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Oh, I just read: it’s on the Jewish Feast of Trumpets. Somebody is dyslexic I fear.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Jewish New Year. Rosh Hashanah.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I have not seen it personally, but this is the second reference to a rapture next week that I have seen this weekend.

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Lois Henry's avatar

Just watch for unguided traffic; Jesus may not take all those wheels at once. There have been a number of raptures in my 83 years and I must say he’s done a sterling job so far but one never knows.

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Crystal Hartley's avatar

The Rapture might obviate the need for The Secession. Win win!

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Jan Moon's avatar

I have a used-to-be friend, now MAGA, in Missouri. I could call her about it . . .

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Lois Henry's avatar

I should think a simple note will suffice. After, your friend will be busy packing.

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Jan Moon's avatar

Lois, I have even read the Left Behind series. Well, a couple of them. Back in the seventies? I've always been concerned about our clothes. Will we be stripped naked? What about jewelry? I'll probably be left behind.

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Lois Henry's avatar

Oh, good. Let’s get together enjoy the peace and quiet. There’s a lovely public garden near me. I’m pretty sure many of the caretakers are immigrants so they will be here with us of course. We’ll make lots of new friends.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I think it's today in Arizona at the funeral. Could be the warmup before the big show on Tuesday. Who knows...they make up stuff on an hourly basis.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

If so, it’s got the Jewish New Year written all over it! Jesus has arisen on Tuesday?!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

You and I missed our flight to Israel to enjoy the Rapture.. but we can celebrate the new year.. L’Shana Tova Jeff

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

if only

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Joyce's avatar

Wait--wait! They're all going on Tuesday? Oh, frabjous day! Calloo, callay! The champagne is going on ice right now.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

There'll be 🎼 Men from mars, eating cars . . .

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!

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cablecargal's avatar

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too...

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

"Did he spend the cash on plastic fillers to make his face look younger?"

I can answer that one - no.

Homan's head is already so big he has to get his MAGA hat custom made super duper size. On him a stetson looks like a valve bung.

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Derek Smith's avatar

+1 for valve bung. lol

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Talk about "creative writing" - I actually had no idea what a "valve bung" was when I wrote that. It just seemed right. Then you replied, so I googled "Valve bung" - et voila!

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Maybe he spent it to have that sock surgically removed from his mouth?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

That's a sock?

I thought it was a part of trump's anatomy. . .

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Excellent observation!

Thank you for pointing out that I misspelled Shroom

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

That's a keeper!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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P123Sunny's avatar

Coffee can in the back yard cause that’s less than pocket change in DC

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P123Sunny's avatar

$1,000,000 would barely get attention… c’mon

Parking ticket? Maitre’d at a ⭐️⭐️restaurant? Idk

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I sincerely hope The Rapture actually happens on Tuesday. Let it carry away all those so-called Christians! Who will be left behind besides me?? 🧐

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

About 300 million people who DIDN'T vote for trump. . .

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

We'll be the ones wearing clothes. Can't have any possessions if your raptured.

No gold stocks or red hats etc.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 Tuesday? COOL!

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Karen Hall's avatar

😂😂😂

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Maui Wahine's avatar

Rats I just had my kitchen remodeled and now I wonʻt be able to use it after Tuesday!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I worry about my cats. I'll leave a bag of dry out for them.

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Marla's avatar

And Tuesday is the first day of Rosh Hashonah--the Jewish New Year. What a relief it will be to emerge from services and find all those tatty people gone. Think of the Rapture as a New Year's present from you-know-who.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Scotty is fully booked!!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Speech therapy would be appropriate.😂😂

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Teri Gelini's avatar

LOL🤪🤪🤪

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Doc Blase''s avatar

"Donated" to the Dumpty "Presidential Lie-berry".

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Terry's avatar

"... who knows what will happen next. maybe Donny will accuse the Taliban of mortgage fraud." ~Tiedrich

(My wife just asked why I ordered another keyboard.)

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P123Sunny's avatar

I mean

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Karen Hall's avatar

Hahaha!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

His meds need a serious adjustment. He can whine about what a meany Joe Biden is, but that’s because Old Joe is a damned site tougher than this whimpering puffball.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I got a bone to pick with whoever or whatever aims the cancer beamer because they hit the wrong fucking president

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

A bone to pick…he’s jealous that Joe didn’t have bone spurs.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

tr💩mp needs an EXISTENCE ADJUSTMENT

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Nicely put…I’m stealing that!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Thanks, steal away, I made it up my own little self. 👍😁

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Joyce's avatar

Give Joe five minutes alone in a room with Donnie Demento; when Joe exits the room, send in the hazmat team to clean up what's left of an orange puddle.

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Kay-El's avatar

President Fuckwit and his entire cabinet are grifters, bribe takers and full of false accusations which actually reflect what they’re up to. Always follow the money.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Look for whatever the Projector in Chief brays. That's what somebody close to him just did.

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Kay-El's avatar

Exactly

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Dave Drell's avatar

Dog killers too!

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Greg Zimet's avatar

Time to deport Tom Homan to South Sudan.

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T L Mills's avatar

Don't we all wish!!!

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shee-rah's avatar

And he should take Dumbass with him.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Why does Donny all of a sudden have a bug up his ass about Bagram Airbase? Did the Taliban post a mean meme about him on FaceBook or something?

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arne link's avatar

IDK. He has dementia and things just pop randomly into his head. Now he is murdering fisherman on the open seas. Will they let him push the nuclear button. Have they rigged up a fake one to keep him happy? We live in truly dangerous times.

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Declan's avatar

Someone can put the office supply store 'That Was Easy' button on front of him as his nuke button....right next to his Diet Coke button

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I wonder if it really was random, though.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Those spiders spinning webs in his big, fat pumpkin head are unpredictable. He will be back to talking about wet batteries very soon.

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shee-rah's avatar

And shower heads.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Didn’t tRump negotiate the treaty with the Taliban, which Biden only executed?

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

And what does “give it back” even mean? Donny’s decided to build a Trump Tower in the Persian Gulf?

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shee-rah's avatar

What a great idea! Right after he builds Trump Tower Gaza.

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Dave Drell's avatar

And, we want it back for what reason, Mr. Dumbfuck? Ahhh yes, to waste more American dollars to appeal to the squirrels in your head!

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Charles Austin's avatar

He did. And he wanted to invite those rat bastards to Camp David.😡😡

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T L Mills's avatar

Putin wants it back and Donnie is Daddy Vlad's message boy.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN!!! President DJT”

Everything is SO fucking crazy. My head hurts. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Every single person in this regime is a criminal.

And we’re taking bets if Chuck Schumer is gonna screw up the budget bill. We dont deserve nice things.

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Lisa's avatar

Chucky has already penned his “strongly worded letter”!

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KMD's avatar

I thought that was my Senator Susan Collins. She was quite concerned.

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arne link's avatar

She is going down! You have a really viable candidate, and I hope everyone supports his campaign.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Honest to Christ. The Democrats cant find their ass with both hands.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Short answer on Schumer: yes.

But we do deserve nice things.😊

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Wendymae's avatar

Like bad things are not happening every day. My head hurts too.

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Susie's avatar

“We don’t deserve nice things,” is so succinct and stunningly accurate. I laughed my ass off! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻

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shee-rah's avatar

If you don’t clean your room by 5:00 o’clock this afternoon, bad things are going to happen!!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! Your actions have consequences, mister! That’s right! You tell ‘em! 😂😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

I guess he'll be writing "strongly worded letters" with Jeffries.😡😡

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hell, you and I could do a better job handling the damn DNC. I hate to “armchair quarterback”here, but seriously!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Donna Reed / Fred Flintstone / Gollum trifecta… glad I was here for it…

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Wendymae's avatar

I'm never gonna see Homan again w/o thinking "Donny's own personal Fred Flinstone". Lolz for days.

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shee-rah's avatar

Yabba dabba do!

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P123Sunny's avatar

hall of fame stuff right there

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P123Sunny's avatar

Or wait a minute… (shifts to donnie -distracto brain)… is the timing on releasing this story to get everyone chasing/commenting and the other WORSE thing ‘still happened’… like burying something important and covering it w/dead leaves… hm FELL FOR IT AGAIN 🤬

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P123Sunny's avatar

another graduate from the Roy Cohn school of charm… 😤🤯😠

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Megan Rothery's avatar

Thanks for all you do!

And my normal -

Reach out to as many in the Senate and House as you can about the Epstein files and gun violence. They are bigger than “I only represent my constituents” issues.

Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️‍🩹🤍💙

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

We need to demand from Schumer that they negotiate for use of the Establishment Clause to be able to control the scotus a bit by limiting what they have jurisdiction over. Also the return of thee ACA subsidies, otherwise no deal. 🙅

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Charles Austin's avatar

Anything less is bullshit.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Bad things are going to happen." Yeah, I think we saw that very same time frame for Russia on numerous occasions. Same with his "incredible" Health Plan and tax return releases. Does half the country have memories like your average goldfish? Remember when the MyPillow guy promised irrefutable evidence of erection fraud within the next week? Sorry, my Freudian Slip was showing. Finally, today's Paper Tigresses award goes to those ladies on The View, who chose to remain silent (for once) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's banishment to Bogeyland. Not even a patented Whoopi Goldberg Glare.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Right on. $50,000, Homan is a cheap trick.

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Joyce's avatar

Whatever virtue he has sure has a cheap price tag....not surprisingly. What a knuckle-dragger he is: "Homan"--so, so close to "human," and yet sooooooo far away.........

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The Homer Simpson of grifters. Even fell for that great big bag of dollar bills which was easy to capture as evidence on video. It probably had a huge $ sign drawn on the outside with a Sharpie.

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Peg's avatar

Blondie was cheaper at $25,000.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Prick, is more like it.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

What is wrong with Megyn Kelly especially lately?

She has to be auditioning for a cabinet position.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yep. Desperately showing how racist and crooked she is. Homan is a "national treasure?"

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Megyn Kelly, get over it. You know that Jesus was black, so of course Santa was also black.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

She has a SKULL FACE .

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arne link's avatar

You could laugh at the projection about mortgage fraud if it weren't so evil and obvious.

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