is Marjorie Taylor Greene a stupid fucking idiot, or does she just play one on TV
you could easily conclude the woman is a low-wattage moron. but I think you would be wrong
oh my fucking god, Old Marge Three Toes is so fucking easy to loathe.
whether it’s stalking a school shooting survivor or mangling the english language or heckling the president, there she is, right in your face, being annoying as fuck and generally making an ass of herself.
you could easily conclude that the woman is a low-wattage moron. but I think you would be wrong.
don’t underestimate Sporkfoot. unlike genuine morons such as Lauren Boebert and Louie Gohmert, Marge is only pretending to be a stupid fucking idiot.
does Greene actually believe the loony shit that comes out of her mouth? maybe she does, but at the same time she’s a clever manipulator of the media and annoyingly good at getting what she wants.
she was savvy enough to move to a heavily-gerrymandered district in Georgia where she could run unopposed.
remember “peach tree dish”? don’t be fooled. Marge knows what a Petri dish is. by continually and purposely mangling the english language, she ensures that her completely forgettable videos become the topic of conversation for days. and we keep taking the bait.
a year ago, MTG was a pariah. she had been thrown off her commitees and was on the fast track to nowhere. today, she’s front and center on your TV, soaking up the attention.
how did she achieve this? by being the only member of the Clown Caucus to snuggle up to Barely Speaker McCarthy when he was struggling to become Barely Speaker McCarthy. and now she has the undying loyaly of the most powerful (for now, at least) person in the House.
so yeah, underestimate Marge at your peril. she knows how to get what she wants.
fortunately, Sporky is not unstoppable. the silver lining here is that her antics make her toxic to the public at large. she’ll never move beyond the 38% of voters who believe that Donald Trump is a sharp-dressing, god-chosen svelte genius.
anyone foolish enough to have her as their vice presidential candidate is guaranteed a loss.
enjoy your moment, Marge, for however long it lasts. you won’t get another
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