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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

*writes a post that's only 940 words*

*runs around the house, shouting 'fuck yeah!' while punching my fist in the air*

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If I was Trump's mother, and I went to the beauty shop, and that's what I looked like afterward, I would have a bunker buster bomb dropped on the joint by a brave American pilot. Complete obliteration!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I think Donnie Dipshit has been going for that look for years. All because he is jealous Sir Drinksalot has real hair and doesn’t need to combover some funky pelt on his head.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

A dead mangy rodent like thing as opposed to hair that gets a daily dose of 90 weight. The mad, pickled Offensive Secretary could lube a fleet of buses with that pompadour. Makes you wonder if his wife demands that he sleeps with a shower cap on so that shit doesn't run all over the sheets?

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Stephen Brady's avatar

My theory is Donnie has his unique odor because he doesn’t shower in between episodes of having his coiffure done. Wouldn’t want the pelt to get wet and matted.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

But that doesn't explain why on Fox he's sometimes seen with a dark towel (or similar piece of fabric) between his butt and the white sofa.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I didn't say he doesn't poop his pants, just that he doesn't bathe. Noel Casler has remarked on this since tRump I.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Hard to believe that wife actually does their laundry, when he has a private makeup studio in the Pentagon. Just sayin'

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Well look at it this way, if his wife's vajayjay is looking a bit dry, all Pickled Pete has to do is run his hand thru his hair and he's got her all lubed up.

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Dave Drell's avatar

OY!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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rlritt's avatar

That is rug on his head, isn't it?

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Susie in OH's avatar

No. Dyed skunk.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

He who? tRump looks artificial. Hegseth looks greasy, but natural.

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rlritt's avatar

Trump

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

If tRump's is a rug, he paid WAY too much for it! And his rug seller should be sued.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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William Burke's avatar

We need to locate that hairdresser. Obviously knows how to blow stuff up.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

💥💥💥 !!!

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Crying with laughter, Kathleen! Thank you. I needed that!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Thank you, ma'am!

[Kathleen essays a graceful curtsey and topples over.]

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kdsherpa's avatar

Double LOL!!

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Jack Carter's avatar

Against inside ugglyness there is nothing to do! And that trumpy case of course the outside is quite damaged too

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Linda Weide's avatar

Meanwhile the Ayatollah has issued another Fatwa on Trump. Someone suggested Trump would just love for something to happen that would allow him to Nuke Iran. Not sure about that. Would make all of Trump's End of times in the Middle East base happy though.

Also, read that Trump has quietly lifted many banking sanctions on Russia, so that screws Ukraine even more. Russia has deceived African women into working in drone factories, and has many North Koreans and Chinese doing this as well, yet Ukraine's allies are going less all out to support Ukraine with tech, and soldiers. Sanctions on all of these bad players are basically being broken by their cooperation with each other.

Trump is totally unprepared to deal with any of these nations turning on the US. Wait for it, wait for it. What can happen with Trump turning a real military, real allies, and real intelligence into make believe things.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

So that's where he gets his looks...

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Hi Kathleen, I’ve decided for the sake of beauty shops everywhere to take your comment at face value.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Notice I started, “If.”

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love this Kathleen!!

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Lol

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Oh Come on Jeff. Really? You write , that is enough. No matter how much.

Here, Ill help you.

SCOTUS Fucked us, with no lube in the ass, hard. Here is why.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/scotus-stubbornshitfuck-conservative

As always jeff, Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Crossed.

Chin up Uncle Jeff, you rock and you know it.

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Marty's avatar

🤢

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Yeah, Wendy. You both do.

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

dude, you're the only one here who is pumped about this, the rest of us are going, "but uncle Jeff, we really wanted a billiontyleven words this morning and only got 940!!!"

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The Germans only fed their prisoners 800 calories a day in concentration camps. Think about that!

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AddaGurl's avatar

Uncle Jeff, can you tell us the story of how a person bankrupted multiple casinos? No, seriously, how the hell did he do that? HOW? Did he just go grab a handful of chips every day and cash them in until the money ran out?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

he overextended himself on bank loans and also spent so much money on furnishings that he couldn't turn a profit

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Sheila D's avatar

But did he pay for all those furnishings? We know he stiffed so many vendors--some who were completely ruined and at least one vendor committed suicide after he lost his lifelong business. He offered 10% on the dollar after he found fault with everything--that was his and his father's MO--"take it or sue me--and I'll bury you with lawyers"!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

The interesting thing is, interior decoration is actually his main interest. We see it in the gold and white White House now.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

You've expressed something that I've always thought. He should have stuck to his personal interests and become an Interior Decorator.

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shee-rah's avatar

Inferior dreckorator

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Douglas's avatar

D is as gay as Elton is.....like Hitler, D spent alot of time on furnishings and fabrics. 😐

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SeekingReason's avatar

😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Also there was the money laundering.

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Jessica Summerfield's avatar

and built multiple casinos which cannibalized each other despite, obviously, MULTIPLE warnings of exactly that.

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Tess's avatar

🤗

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Major Kong's avatar

Mission Accomplished!

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

😂😂😂 That’s a visual that I didn’t expect!!😂😂😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I am aware of one person and one only, who gives a 1/116ths of a flying fuck about how many words are in their Substack post.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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kdsherpa's avatar

You left out the best part, Jeff! Iran has issued a Fatwa against the orange sadist!!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

when did this happen? while I was writing this post?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Apparently it happened around 6 hours ago. "Grand Ayatollah Makarem Shirazi: 'Any person or regime that threatens the Leader or Marja (May God forbid) is considered an enemy of God.'" and "Khosro K Isfahani, senior research analyst: National Union for Democracy in Iran on X: 'A second grand Ayatollah....just issued a murder Fatwa against POTUS Trump.'" From Newsweek, 6/30/25

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

I hate to root for Iran but - - - - -

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

...In this one case we can make an exception.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

AbsofuckinglutelyNatalie!!

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rlritt's avatar

That's too bad. That's goung to be one more BS crises causing MAGA goons to circle the wagons around Trump. Like when they all wore those stupid bandaids on their ears.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

And adult diapers over their jeans. Now that’s a show of loyalty that inspires trust.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The diapers take the day.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Mini pads for a pretend booboo.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You mean those giant Maxi-pads?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

What? I read it last night, maybe on Lev...

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kdsherpa's avatar

Thanks. I just read it early this morning. It was in Newsweek. News is beginning to spread (a little bit) now.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Cash In Advance, show us the money, Shirazi.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh huh. well, I'm not rooting for a successful fatwa. that would be all the reason President Couchfuck would need to lob nukes at Tehran

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Couldn’t they just maim him a little? Hold him down and shave his head and set his diaper on fire…

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Claudia Classon's avatar

Remove his tongue?

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

If only. Right now if the mainstream media plays a video of covers anything that he mumbles and drones his way through, I have to mute the TV. When he first came down that escalator to run for what I knew would be nothing short of a disaster that damaged the country, I would throw my dogs stuffed toys at the TV while screaming FUCK NO at the top of lungs. Good thing my apartment at the time had solid concrete walls, but not sound proof enough that my neighbor asked what I was screaming about. Now that my dog is passed I have no stuffed toys left and may throw a pot or dish at the tv.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I'm getting a visual! 😂😂😂

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Stephen Brady's avatar

My favorite HS English teacher told us all the time “paint a picture with your words!”

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Bob Bowden's avatar

I got the following visual after seeing that 1997 pic of Mama tRump: They install a free Pete Kegstand-style makeup room and beauty salon on the new Qatari AF-1 / flying brothel, so Rudy and Donnie can both cross dress to gross out the onboard Press Corps. And the result for Donnie will be that he becomes the spitting image of his mother in 1997

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Zija Pulp's avatar

Shoot at their legs? You know, maybe he’ll have to go on the lam. And we’ll never see or hear from him again. I guess fatwas have their good points.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

True, but their fatwas last forever. Ask Salman Rushdie

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SeekingReason's avatar

😃👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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arne link's avatar

It is terrifying. I know that they are just itching to launch "the nuclear". I hope the fatwa works before that happens.

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Sheila D's avatar

"Well why do we have them if we can't use them?"--Shitstain to Chris Matthews during 2016 campaign!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

But if it was successful.... he wouldn't be there to do that

Also could they also issue a fatwa against Stephen Miller

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And greasy boy.

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eliza james's avatar

Yes, of course. Any delicious retaliation would be short-lived sadly....

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Darn! You WOULD have to think of a disadvantage..... 😉

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michellefromchicago's avatar

News moves so fast nowadays, we could all get dizzy trying to follow it…

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Wendymae's avatar

Lev Parnas wrote about it around 7:45 last night.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, I read it last night.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Apparently also issued against Netanyahu.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Well that one is well deserved. Bibi is making Jewish people unsafe everywhere.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

It is bitterly ironic that Bibi is a screaming fascist. Lessons not learned.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

But the people of Israel are almost unanimously supportive his attacks on Iran.

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SeekingReason's avatar

😃

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Here’s a link to a Newsweek article. There are other sources that report the same thing. https://www.newsweek.com/iran-issues-fatwa-against-donald-trump-enemy-god-2092318

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Megan Ross's avatar

Let's start a GoFundMe and donate to their Fatwa efforts. 🙂

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Dave Drell's avatar

They have to include Miller Kegstand and so many others.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I keep thinking, "How far down the line do we have to go to get a Democrat in the line of succession?" I'm afraid it's too far. Since I believe after Grassley, it goes to cabinet members. So they'd have to wipe out way too many people to get a sane person as POTUS.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

After that who would it fall to? Sounds like a big circle ⭕️ 🤭

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You might call it "a circle of jerks."

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Charles Austin's avatar

Sounds like Walt getting rid of Mike's guys.

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SeekingReason's avatar

We want a group deal! 😂

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Elle's avatar

Me, sitting here thinking, "Damn, that's a pretty decent idea."

That's the upside-down world we're living in.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Excellent idea Megan!!

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Hilarious!!!’

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Michael Edick's avatar

Why would they waste any effort in trying to bump Dementia J Trump? He’s destroying the United States more efficiently than any bomb could ever do…

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rlritt's avatar

Really. I think its because the Ayatola is just as much of a malignant narcissist with a tiny dick as Trump is. They just have to over compensate.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Probably more similarities than differences.

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Krista Allen's avatar

All kidding aside, I dearly hope that no one follows through with it, which would turn him into a MAGA martyr. His cult still deifies him because of the scratch on his ear; imagine what they'd do if an Iranian carried out a fatwa action against him.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Luckily for him, he has the brilliant members of his cabinet to protect him -- Noem, Gabbard, Kegstand, Bondi, and the great Stephen Miller! Of course, their priority is kidnapping and deporting nursing home workers, ice cream vendors, roofers, auto repair mechanics, gardeners, field workers.

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Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

Don’t forget the former grocery store clerk with the arched eyebrow who heads our anti-terror operations.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

(Laugh emoji) That fucking guy.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Boy, more accurately.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Never imagined applauding the “ death to America” chant however…burning of Trump effigy would be nice Sharon!!

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

And what does Steve Bannon predict?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

What scratch is that, Krista? I’ve seen recent pictures of his big, fat pumpkin head and his ear is absolutely unscathed. Just another lie brought to you by your Republicon Party.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Why would we care if he was a MAGA martyr???? If he got killed by a wildly hit ball on the golf course, they'd say he was a martyr. The cult is irredeemable.

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Debra Slater's avatar

Dead martyrs are far less potent than living ones. The Truth may start to come out of hiding and congressional spines might start to regrow.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Good point, Debra.

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arne link's avatar

I know, I know. But it is delicious to contemplate..

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

MAGA can fuck straight off! Trumps demise would be a glorious global celebration Krista!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Just like when Joe Biden won. At the time, they showed people everywhere, all over the world, dancing in the street. Now it is hard to find those videos.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They deify him, but once he was gone, there is no one that can command their loyalty. And their attention span, is less than two weeks.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

So far so true. No successors in sight.

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Douglas's avatar

Cripse....the right wing would name EVERYTHING nailed down after him!....just like the right wing named thousands of things after that ruinous SOB Reagan.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Maybe they could all go to Iran to seek justice on behalf of their god/idol. We could even give them a military plane, so they could take their weapons and ammo with them!

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SeekingReason's avatar

😂 I just imagined a parade for him with his MAGA worshippers telling everyone, He sacrificed for us! There was a scratch on his ear for an entire day!

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arne link's avatar

May Allah bless them with great success.

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Sue Pemberton's avatar

The Hamster's son has no idea what a fatwa is.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He probably heard "Fat Wad" and now, uh oh, his feelies are hurt.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Fat Wad? Now Lady G is drooling.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Not if she knew it was all diaper.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

LOL, the Hamster’s Son. A fresh nickname for President Antichrist!

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kdsherpa's avatar

Good point.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Not a narcoleptic fartwa?

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eliza james's avatar

Amazing. How did we get in on this?!

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Did they really?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Yep!

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Margo W's avatar

If the bombs were launched from submarines, what were the B-2 bombers doing? circle jerking?

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Munchygut's avatar

The subs launched missiles, The B-2s dropped the bombs.

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

More like a fatty-twa.

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOVE IT!!!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Oh, please let it be a success

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Charissa Dyer-Kendler's avatar

That is very good news!

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Douglas's avatar

Remember on episode of Larry David's show that the Iranians put out a fatwa on Larry 🤣...was it same one where Larry let's a guy cut on line at buffet and the man has him meet the Ayatollah cause he's so appreciative 😂🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

God, I love the Monty Python references.😂😂 "now go away, you silly American President"

Thats what needs to happen. He needs to go away.

How can we make that happen... and why in the hell is every member of the gutless GOP afraid of him? If they ALL said, Fuck You, what's he gonna do? I did get great satisfaction in calling both of my worthless Missouri senators yesterday and leaving them a "strongly worded" voice mail yesterday. It wont do any good, but....

I hate it here. 😭

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Mingo's avatar

But he has brave Sir Drinksalot to smite the Ayatolla's. Your state Missouri will really be in a world of hurt if this excrement of reconciliation bill passes. Murkowski thought she'd be able to exempt Alaska with a backroom deal. Every day we wake up to a new fresh hell. I miss Sleepy Joe.

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Mary Hall's avatar

I heard rumblings a few days ago that Murkowski is thinking of becoming a Democrat.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Yeah, and she'd be as trustworthy to Dems as Sinema and Manchin were 🙄

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Debra Slater's avatar

Sure, but after that, when a carve-out was added to the BBB to exempt "non-contiguous states" from the Medicaid and Snap provisions, she was on board to vote yes on the bill.

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mary's avatar

I think that was Lisa's ploy to get her carve-out for Alaskans. Once she secured that, she voted yes. "To he'll with the rest of Americans." True leadership, right?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Murkowski FA'd and FO'd.

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Tama2U's avatar

Those who are informed are the most vulnerable to depression, fear, loathing. Escape, capitulation or suicide seem to be the only options…or are they? Fighting against this heinous evil is my only choice as I am unable to escape (except maybe under the covers), refusing to capitulate and I refuse to give up my life bc of the fucking bastard. His mama was a hamster and he is the gerbil up Putin’s rancid ass. Happy Monday.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm with you, Tama2U.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

So do I and I don’t even live in the US. After he took on our Prime Minister yesterday and threatened him, poor Carney scrapped the digital tax, and now trumpy dumpy knows he has the upper hand. He’s back to talking about Canada, a country of 40+ million people, joining the US as the 51st state. F*ck you Trump, it’ll never happen just look at the polls in our country when we’re asked for our opinion on the asinine comments. I despise him.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I wish Starmer would tell trump to f*ck off and shut up about our Canadian relations.

And King Charles should NOT meet trump for a State visit. "One of my heads" sounds like a good excuse.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Why did Carney give in?

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

A quick scan of the internet will tell you. Sorry, nut I’m not an educator, but a mere participant.

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Mary Ballard's avatar

Aw, yes, nothing like living in the State of Stupid (Missouri) I'm here, too, and you may as well piss in the wind for all the good it does writing to the dickheads.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I've called it " Misery " since I was a child & didn't know & now because I

do.

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Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

I went to basic training at Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You're not wrong. :(

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Mary Hall's avatar

I was just in MO for the first time last September during my quest to visit all 50 states. I was very thankful that weed is legal there, and I thought Kansas City was great -- you have so many wonderful museums and BBQ!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Kansas City is our blue-ish dot. 👏👏👏👏 Where I live in NE RURAL Missouri, the IQ is low and its extreme red. They may never learn.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Museums? My favorite place to be at any time! Think, living in New York, a different museum every single day!!!!!!

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Mary Hall's avatar

I ❤️ museums too. The National WWI Museum is in KC (do not miss the National WWII Museum in NOLA) and we loved their art museum, but my favorite in KC was the National Toys and Miniatures Museum -- soooo cooool -- https://toyandminiaturemuseum.org/

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Again, same-same in Ohio. Our two POS senators would slash their wrists before they'd vote "no."

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I've always considered Ohio to be a Southern state.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It didn't use to be. The University of Miami, Ohio, one of the first integrated universities (1838) founded by a church. Fought strongly for the North in the Civil War.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Gotta admit, first time I've ever heard that. How come?

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Charles Austin's avatar

Ohio has been criminally gerrymandered.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Yes

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

In Idaho too.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Very sorry to hear that!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

They really are stupid.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Same situation in Iowa. Making phone calls to Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst is like beating my head against, well, Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst. Completely immovable objects.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You're SO right. 🙄

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Same here in Ohio, Susan. I did leave a message for Hawley yesterday, saying that he obviously KNOWS it's a horrible bill, so he should man up and vote against it.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I told him, among other things, that if he really is a Christian like he says he is, prove it.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

I quoted his answering system message to the effect of being happy to serve Missourians, or some such. Noted that cutting healthcare isn't serving constituents!

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Michael Guenon's avatar

Regarding anything Israel-Palestine and my California Senators are silent. Their fathers smelled of elderberries as well as far as I am concerned.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

KOMPROMAT ? Something like the Epstein scandal ? Perverted REPUBLIKKKANS are getting busted more lately.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Let's face it, MAGA wouldn't care in the least if Preznint Fuckwit was in the Epstein files. They would find a way to justify it. They'd tie themselves in knots to do it, but they'd do it. Of course, I don't believe there are any Epstein files to begin with, but it's fun watching MAGA scream at Bondi and Patel about not releasing them.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

They scream "Release!" because they think Clinton and Biden are in the files.

The silence if they read it was trump would be deafening.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thats gotta be it.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

"He was trying to rescue those little girls."

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Charles Austin's avatar

Yeah, right.🙄😡🤮

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, that's what he'll say if that picture gets out, and MAGA will believe it.

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Debra Slater's avatar

"He needs to go away."

Out of the mouth of babes:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/you-need-to-go-away-elon-musk-s-son-x-berates-trump-in-the-oval-office/ar-AA1z1Eub

(On that note, months ago, after I shared a link on facebook about that incident, in a comment, my account was suspended for unusual activity suspected of violating fb's standards. Coincidence?)

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Being banished to ZUCKATRAZ , is a Medal of Honor.

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Charles Austin's avatar

They fear the smell of elderberries.😂

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Megan Ross's avatar

Is anyone else else absolutely EXHAUSTED at this point? I think if I roll my eyes one more time, they'll just get stuck in the back of my head... I just can't anymore...🙄

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Susan Niemann's avatar

MEEEE! Yesterday was depressing. No doubt today will be worse.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I'm disgusted with existence in general.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh man... you said it. I'm just weak and disillusioned in fucking everyone. Except a handful ... including you. ✌️💙

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Yes, and I am beginning to just disengage. It is too much, and there is so little hope that this will be curtailed, even after he eats his final cheese burger

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Don't worry, Geoff - just as you really begin to disengage, trump will do something else outrageous and you'll be back in fighting mode again.

It's alright to rest once in a while.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

I depend on two other Substack columns to keep me sane. Scott Dworkin and Jessica Craven.

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Brenda Ball's avatar

Add Heather Cox Richardson to that list.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Yes, I read her too. But Jessica and Scott both list Good News on a weekly basis, as well. It’s the good news I require to keep my head above water.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Gets sand in the keyboard.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Hamberder. Have a covefe.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

I hear you – – and that is exactly why we have to laugh every single chance we get.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

There's always the happy little DIDDY

trial, to cheer us up🙄 the jury is deliberating.

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Major Kong's avatar

It hasn't even been six months and I can't believe how quickly our Republic is being dismantled

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Doc Blase''s avatar

In a big way it was dismantled a long time ago. Citizens United, packed Extreme Court, Faux "News" propaganda.

This is simply the last days of the process begun in 1983 by his holiness, Saint Reagan.

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JOEL's avatar

America's military pilots (and their crew members) are well-trained, mission-focused and brave. We should be thankful for every single one of them!

On other hand, our President is a liar, a fraud, a traitor, a scumbag and A COWARD. And, our Sec-Defense is a liar, a drunk and a god-damn fucking imbecile. We should be embarrassed by both of them. They are American Disgraces.

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David Regehr 🇨🇦's avatar

At least now we see where Donny got his hairstyling cues from. "Blowed up real good!"🤣

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Karen Hall's avatar

I wonder if his mother left her hair to him in her will. Maybe that’s what’s glued all over his bald spots. 🤷‍♀️

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Oh, that’s good 😂

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David Regehr 🇨🇦's avatar

😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

🤣🤣🙂

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Mark Slattery's avatar

trump thinks his mushroom dick has the force of a mushroom cloud.

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Mary Hall's avatar

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: It does NOT look like a mushroom; it is huge and glorious. Yuge!! Believe me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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shee-rah's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

And don't forget the Yeti pubes.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

You had to remind us, didn’t you. 🤢

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Douglas's avatar

The yeti pubes wound up on his.....head.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

He wishes. 😂

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Betsy L's avatar

You forgot the part about "AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I DID NOT FORGET IT, I CHOSE NOT TO USE IT. remember what Polonius sagely counseled us

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

but here's what I *did* think of, and then forget to find a place for: "of course we're Iranian. where do you think we got this outrageous accent?"

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Outraaaaaaageous 😆

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

🎼 Show business kids making movies of themselves, you know they're OUTRAGEOUS,

Oh honey let me tell you . . .

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michellefromchicago's avatar

While the poor people sleepin' with the shade on the light...

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Except I live in Berkeley, where they don't have an accent (owing to the fact that they've been here for 60 years.)

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Bunker-buster? We've got one already. It's very nice.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Betsy L's avatar

Neither a borrower or a lender be? Or the silly thing about being true to thine own self? Polonius was in there for comic relief, remember.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Polonius was a Yenta. Always sneaking up on people, hiding behind that Arras.

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Betsy L's avatar

Yep. That's what did him in, inthe end.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

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BJ Zamora's avatar

A Turkish friend at college told me their favorite curse was, translated, “donkey, son of a donkey.” I would think we disrespect animals with such comparisons. These people are gormless worms.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Recommended for gormless. My dad used to refer to people he held in contempt as “gormless dunderheads.“ thank you for reminding me of his magnificent turn of phrase!

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Dunderheads… classic!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

And now you disrespect worms? The Horror!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's what I say! Think of my garden!

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

🤣🤣

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Abbi's avatar

The Monty Python references are so perfect. As is Sir Drinksalot.

CNN apparently posted an article that was immediately ignored indicating trump came home from either G7 or NATO (details!) to meet with his business pals from the Middle East, and they wanted him to attack their old enemy Iran. There had to be a quo behind all the cash & gifts king fuckface & his fam have been collecting from Quatar, SA, etc.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

"Fetchez la vache."

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

🐄

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Doc Blase''s avatar

RUN AWAYYYY!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Another week where I have to hate so many truly awful people. Jeez. But thanks for keeping things on course, Skipper Jeff.

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17hEdited

All I could hear during this fine post was the Benny Hill song. What a bunch of screw-ups.

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Tess's avatar

Yakety Sax-YES

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Oh, Uncle Jeff, are you still expecting Donny to level with the people? That ship sailed forever ago. I’m pretty sure, in his next presser, he’s going to tell us that pretty soon, like a miracle, Iran will simply disappear.

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Becky Gibson's avatar

“In exactly TWO WEEKS, is when they will disappear!” Remember, TWO WEEKS is the magical number in Trump World, always.

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shee-rah's avatar

You forgot “On Day One….”

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Which happens in about two weeks.

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shee-rah's avatar

If it happens at all. Russia is still attacking Ukraine.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

" In about 2 weeks. TYFYATTM.

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J.R.'s avatar

“Brave Sir Drinksalot and the Mad King” did nothing but Fart in Iran’s direction. Love this post.

🥳😂😂😂😂🥳🙏🏻

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Trump, so-called king.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Every time I see that picture of momma drumpf, all I can see is donnie in drag.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

How do we know it isn't?

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