If I was Trump's mother, and I went to the beauty shop, and that's what I looked like afterward, I would have a bunker buster bomb dropped on the joint by a brave American pilot. Complete obliteration!
I think Donnie Dipshit has been going for that look for years. All because he is jealous Sir Drinksalot has real hair and doesn’t need to combover some funky pelt on his head.
A dead mangy rodent like thing as opposed to hair that gets a daily dose of 90 weight. The mad, pickled Offensive Secretary could lube a fleet of buses with that pompadour. Makes you wonder if his wife demands that he sleeps with a shower cap on so that shit doesn't run all over the sheets?
My theory is Donnie has his unique odor because he doesn’t shower in between episodes of having his coiffure done. Wouldn’t want the pelt to get wet and matted.
Well look at it this way, if his wife's vajayjay is looking a bit dry, all Pickled Pete has to do is run his hand thru his hair and he's got her all lubed up.
Meanwhile the Ayatollah has issued another Fatwa on Trump. Someone suggested Trump would just love for something to happen that would allow him to Nuke Iran. Not sure about that. Would make all of Trump's End of times in the Middle East base happy though.
Also, read that Trump has quietly lifted many banking sanctions on Russia, so that screws Ukraine even more. Russia has deceived African women into working in drone factories, and has many North Koreans and Chinese doing this as well, yet Ukraine's allies are going less all out to support Ukraine with tech, and soldiers. Sanctions on all of these bad players are basically being broken by their cooperation with each other.
Trump is totally unprepared to deal with any of these nations turning on the US. Wait for it, wait for it. What can happen with Trump turning a real military, real allies, and real intelligence into make believe things.
dude, you're the only one here who is pumped about this, the rest of us are going, "but uncle Jeff, we really wanted a billiontyleven words this morning and only got 940!!!"
Uncle Jeff, can you tell us the story of how a person bankrupted multiple casinos? No, seriously, how the hell did he do that? HOW? Did he just go grab a handful of chips every day and cash them in until the money ran out?
But did he pay for all those furnishings? We know he stiffed so many vendors--some who were completely ruined and at least one vendor committed suicide after he lost his lifelong business. He offered 10% on the dollar after he found fault with everything--that was his and his father's MO--"take it or sue me--and I'll bury you with lawyers"!
Apparently it happened around 6 hours ago. "Grand Ayatollah Makarem Shirazi: 'Any person or regime that threatens the Leader or Marja (May God forbid) is considered an enemy of God.'" and "Khosro K Isfahani, senior research analyst: National Union for Democracy in Iran on X: 'A second grand Ayatollah....just issued a murder Fatwa against POTUS Trump.'" From Newsweek, 6/30/25
That's too bad. That's goung to be one more BS crises causing MAGA goons to circle the wagons around Trump. Like when they all wore those stupid bandaids on their ears.
If only. Right now if the mainstream media plays a video of covers anything that he mumbles and drones his way through, I have to mute the TV. When he first came down that escalator to run for what I knew would be nothing short of a disaster that damaged the country, I would throw my dogs stuffed toys at the TV while screaming FUCK NO at the top of lungs. Good thing my apartment at the time had solid concrete walls, but not sound proof enough that my neighbor asked what I was screaming about. Now that my dog is passed I have no stuffed toys left and may throw a pot or dish at the tv.
I got the following visual after seeing that 1997 pic of Mama tRump: They install a free Pete Kegstand-style makeup room and beauty salon on the new Qatari AF-1 / flying brothel, so Rudy and Donnie can both cross dress to gross out the onboard Press Corps. And the result for Donnie will be that he becomes the spitting image of his mother in 1997
I keep thinking, "How far down the line do we have to go to get a Democrat in the line of succession?" I'm afraid it's too far. Since I believe after Grassley, it goes to cabinet members. So they'd have to wipe out way too many people to get a sane person as POTUS.
All kidding aside, I dearly hope that no one follows through with it, which would turn him into a MAGA martyr. His cult still deifies him because of the scratch on his ear; imagine what they'd do if an Iranian carried out a fatwa action against him.
Luckily for him, he has the brilliant members of his cabinet to protect him -- Noem, Gabbard, Kegstand, Bondi, and the great Stephen Miller! Of course, their priority is kidnapping and deporting nursing home workers, ice cream vendors, roofers, auto repair mechanics, gardeners, field workers.
What scratch is that, Krista? I’ve seen recent pictures of his big, fat pumpkin head and his ear is absolutely unscathed. Just another lie brought to you by your Republicon Party.
Why would we care if he was a MAGA martyr???? If he got killed by a wildly hit ball on the golf course, they'd say he was a martyr. The cult is irredeemable.
Just like when Joe Biden won. At the time, they showed people everywhere, all over the world, dancing in the street. Now it is hard to find those videos.
Cripse....the right wing would name EVERYTHING nailed down after him!....just like the right wing named thousands of things after that ruinous SOB Reagan.
Maybe they could all go to Iran to seek justice on behalf of their god/idol. We could even give them a military plane, so they could take their weapons and ammo with them!
Remember on episode of Larry David's show that the Iranians put out a fatwa on Larry 🤣...was it same one where Larry let's a guy cut on line at buffet and the man has him meet the Ayatollah cause he's so appreciative 😂🤣
Keep in mind that a fatwa was issued in 1989 against Salman Rushdie and then 33 years later in 2022, a crazed guy stabbed and nearly killed him. Trump should just go cower in some corner until he dies.
God, I love the Monty Python references.😂😂 "now go away, you silly American President"
Thats what needs to happen. He needs to go away.
How can we make that happen... and why in the hell is every member of the gutless GOP afraid of him? If they ALL said, Fuck You, what's he gonna do? I did get great satisfaction in calling both of my worthless Missouri senators yesterday and leaving them a "strongly worded" voice mail yesterday. It wont do any good, but....
But he has brave Sir Drinksalot to smite the Ayatolla's. Your state Missouri will really be in a world of hurt if this excrement of reconciliation bill passes. Murkowski thought she'd be able to exempt Alaska with a backroom deal. Every day we wake up to a new fresh hell. I miss Sleepy Joe.
Sure, but after that, when a carve-out was added to the BBB to exempt "non-contiguous states" from the Medicaid and Snap provisions, she was on board to vote yes on the bill.
I think that was Lisa's ploy to get her carve-out for Alaskans. Once she secured that, she voted yes. "To he'll with the rest of Americans." True leadership, right?
So do I and I don’t even live in the US. After he took on our Prime Minister yesterday and threatened him, poor Carney scrapped the digital tax, and now trumpy dumpy knows he has the upper hand. He’s back to talking about Canada, a country of 40+ million people, joining the US as the 51st state. F*ck you Trump, it’ll never happen just look at the polls in our country when we’re asked for our opinion on the asinine comments. I despise him.
Those who are informed are the most vulnerable to depression, fear, loathing. Escape, capitulation or suicide seem to be the only options…or are they? Fighting against this heinous evil is my only choice as I am unable to escape (except maybe under the covers), refusing to capitulate and I refuse to give up my life bc of the fucking bastard. His mama was a hamster and he is the gerbil up Putin’s rancid ass. Happy Monday.
Aw, yes, nothing like living in the State of Stupid (Missouri) I'm here, too, and you may as well piss in the wind for all the good it does writing to the dickheads.
I was just in MO for the first time last September during my quest to visit all 50 states. I was very thankful that weed is legal there, and I thought Kansas City was great -- you have so many wonderful museums and BBQ!!
I ❤️ museums too. The National WWI Museum is in KC (do not miss the National WWII Museum in NOLA) and we loved their art museum, but my favorite in KC was the National Toys and Miniatures Museum -- soooo cooool -- https://toyandminiaturemuseum.org/
It didn't use to be. The University of Miami, Ohio, one of the first integrated universities (1838) founded by a church. Fought strongly for the North in the Civil War.
Same situation in Iowa. Making phone calls to Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst is like beating my head against, well, Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst. Completely immovable objects.
Same here in Ohio, Susan. I did leave a message for Hawley yesterday, saying that he obviously KNOWS it's a horrible bill, so he should man up and vote against it.
I quoted his answering system message to the effect of being happy to serve Missourians, or some such. Noted that cutting healthcare isn't serving constituents!
Let's face it, MAGA wouldn't care in the least if Preznint Fuckwit was in the Epstein files. They would find a way to justify it. They'd tie themselves in knots to do it, but they'd do it. Of course, I don't believe there are any Epstein files to begin with, but it's fun watching MAGA scream at Bondi and Patel about not releasing them.
(On that note, months ago, after I shared a link on facebook about that incident, in a comment, my account was suspended for unusual activity suspected of violating fb's standards. Coincidence?)
Is anyone else else absolutely EXHAUSTED at this point? I think if I roll my eyes one more time, they'll just get stuck in the back of my head... I just can't anymore...🙄
Yes, and I am beginning to just disengage. It is too much, and there is so little hope that this will be curtailed, even after he eats his final cheese burger
A Turkish friend at college told me their favorite curse was, translated, “donkey, son of a donkey.” I would think we disrespect animals with such comparisons. These people are gormless worms.
Recommended for gormless. My dad used to refer to people he held in contempt as “gormless dunderheads.“ thank you for reminding me of his magnificent turn of phrase!
Oh, Uncle Jeff, are you still expecting Donny to level with the people? That ship sailed forever ago. I’m pretty sure, in his next presser, he’s going to tell us that pretty soon, like a miracle, Iran will simply disappear.
Would like to register a reference a similar event during the regime of DumbDonny’s closest competitor for lies-per-minute, Richard Milhouse Nixon, aka, Tricky Dicky.
Nixon sent a rescue team to fetch prisoners during Vietnam war. It arrived at the compound, but there were no prisoners.
Sen Foreign Relations Cmte held hearings. The SecDef kept repeating the men “performed w 100% excellence”. That was the mantra.
Finally, in complete frustration, the Cmte Chair, Arkansas Sen J William Fulbright, raised his voice and said, “we’re not talking abt the men, we’re talking abt the people who sent them there”
Repubs never change.
Oh, one other point: abt the pilots who did perform so well—they were all trained under “woke” leadership, had perfectly superb “warrior spirit”. It was only the new “warrior when drunk” leadership who fcked up.
Thanks for the recollection on Sen Fulbright… I had no memory of it… but I do recall reading about Sen Morse objecting to the Gulf of Tonkin resolution
Donny’s amazement that the highly trained, remarkably skilled pilots were able to hit their targets while flying some of the best technology ever constructed is akin to his appreciation of Barron’s insanely prodigious grasp of computers. Only the pilots did a lot more than turn the damn thing on and off.
*writes a post that's only 940 words*
*runs around the house, shouting 'fuck yeah!' while punching my fist in the air*
If I was Trump's mother, and I went to the beauty shop, and that's what I looked like afterward, I would have a bunker buster bomb dropped on the joint by a brave American pilot. Complete obliteration!
I think Donnie Dipshit has been going for that look for years. All because he is jealous Sir Drinksalot has real hair and doesn’t need to combover some funky pelt on his head.
A dead mangy rodent like thing as opposed to hair that gets a daily dose of 90 weight. The mad, pickled Offensive Secretary could lube a fleet of buses with that pompadour. Makes you wonder if his wife demands that he sleeps with a shower cap on so that shit doesn't run all over the sheets?
My theory is Donnie has his unique odor because he doesn’t shower in between episodes of having his coiffure done. Wouldn’t want the pelt to get wet and matted.
But that doesn't explain why on Fox he's sometimes seen with a dark towel (or similar piece of fabric) between his butt and the white sofa.
I didn't say he doesn't poop his pants, just that he doesn't bathe. Noel Casler has remarked on this since tRump I.
Hard to believe that wife actually does their laundry, when he has a private makeup studio in the Pentagon. Just sayin'
Well look at it this way, if his wife's vajayjay is looking a bit dry, all Pickled Pete has to do is run his hand thru his hair and he's got her all lubed up.
OY!
and what woman wouldn't be "a bit dry" if they had to bed that bloviating mannequin??? I can't believe she thought he was worth cheating for?
Gack!
😂😂😂
Kegbreth has to oil the top of his head so it will slide into Donald's anus more easily.
That is rug on his head, isn't it?
If tRump's is a rug, he paid WAY too much for it! And his rug seller should be sued.
No. Dyed skunk.
He who? tRump looks artificial. Hegseth looks greasy, but natural.
Trump
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to locate that hairdresser. Obviously knows how to blow stuff up.
💥💥💥 !!!
Crying with laughter, Kathleen! Thank you. I needed that!
Thank you, ma'am!
[Kathleen essays a graceful curtsey and topples over.]
Double LOL!!
Against inside ugglyness there is nothing to do! And that trumpy case of course the outside is quite damaged too
Meanwhile the Ayatollah has issued another Fatwa on Trump. Someone suggested Trump would just love for something to happen that would allow him to Nuke Iran. Not sure about that. Would make all of Trump's End of times in the Middle East base happy though.
Also, read that Trump has quietly lifted many banking sanctions on Russia, so that screws Ukraine even more. Russia has deceived African women into working in drone factories, and has many North Koreans and Chinese doing this as well, yet Ukraine's allies are going less all out to support Ukraine with tech, and soldiers. Sanctions on all of these bad players are basically being broken by their cooperation with each other.
Trump is totally unprepared to deal with any of these nations turning on the US. Wait for it, wait for it. What can happen with Trump turning a real military, real allies, and real intelligence into make believe things.
So that's where he gets his looks...
Hi Kathleen, I’ve decided for the sake of beauty shops everywhere to take your comment at face value.
Notice I started, “If.”
Love this Kathleen!!
Lol
Oh Come on Jeff. Really? You write , that is enough. No matter how much.
Here, Ill help you.
SCOTUS Fucked us, with no lube in the ass, hard. Here is why.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/scotus-stubbornshitfuck-conservative
As always jeff, Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Crossed.
Chin up Uncle Jeff, you rock and you know it.
🤢
Yeah, Wendy. You both do.
dude, you're the only one here who is pumped about this, the rest of us are going, "but uncle Jeff, we really wanted a billiontyleven words this morning and only got 940!!!"
The Germans only fed their prisoners 800 calories a day in concentration camps. Think about that!
Uncle Jeff, can you tell us the story of how a person bankrupted multiple casinos? No, seriously, how the hell did he do that? HOW? Did he just go grab a handful of chips every day and cash them in until the money ran out?
he overextended himself on bank loans and also spent so much money on furnishings that he couldn't turn a profit
But did he pay for all those furnishings? We know he stiffed so many vendors--some who were completely ruined and at least one vendor committed suicide after he lost his lifelong business. He offered 10% on the dollar after he found fault with everything--that was his and his father's MO--"take it or sue me--and I'll bury you with lawyers"!
The interesting thing is, interior decoration is actually his main interest. We see it in the gold and white White House now.
You've expressed something that I've always thought. He should have stuck to his personal interests and become an Interior Decorator.
Inferior dreckorator
D is as gay as Elton is.....like Hitler, D spent alot of time on furnishings and fabrics. 😐
😂
Also there was the money laundering.
and built multiple casinos which cannibalized each other despite, obviously, MULTIPLE warnings of exactly that.
I’ve seen his “furnishings”. Are you kidding??
🤗
Mission Accomplished!
😂😂😂 That’s a visual that I didn’t expect!!😂😂😂
I am aware of one person and one only, who gives a 1/116ths of a flying fuck about how many words are in their Substack post.
😂😂😂
You left out the best part, Jeff! Iran has issued a Fatwa against the orange sadist!!
when did this happen? while I was writing this post?
Apparently it happened around 6 hours ago. "Grand Ayatollah Makarem Shirazi: 'Any person or regime that threatens the Leader or Marja (May God forbid) is considered an enemy of God.'" and "Khosro K Isfahani, senior research analyst: National Union for Democracy in Iran on X: 'A second grand Ayatollah....just issued a murder Fatwa against POTUS Trump.'" From Newsweek, 6/30/25
I hate to root for Iran but - - - - -
...In this one case we can make an exception.
AbsofuckinglutelyNatalie!!
That's too bad. That's goung to be one more BS crises causing MAGA goons to circle the wagons around Trump. Like when they all wore those stupid bandaids on their ears.
And adult diapers over their jeans. Now that’s a show of loyalty that inspires trust.
The diapers take the day.
Mini pads for a pretend booboo.
You mean those giant Maxi-pads?
What? I read it last night, maybe on Lev...
Thanks. I just read it early this morning. It was in Newsweek. News is beginning to spread (a little bit) now.
Cash In Advance, show us the money, Shirazi.
https://www.newsweek.com/iran-issues-fatwa-against-donald-trump-enemy-god-2092318
oh huh. well, I'm not rooting for a successful fatwa. that would be all the reason President Couchfuck would need to lob nukes at Tehran
Couldn’t they just maim him a little? Hold him down and shave his head and set his diaper on fire…
Remove his tongue?
If only. Right now if the mainstream media plays a video of covers anything that he mumbles and drones his way through, I have to mute the TV. When he first came down that escalator to run for what I knew would be nothing short of a disaster that damaged the country, I would throw my dogs stuffed toys at the TV while screaming FUCK NO at the top of lungs. Good thing my apartment at the time had solid concrete walls, but not sound proof enough that my neighbor asked what I was screaming about. Now that my dog is passed I have no stuffed toys left and may throw a pot or dish at the tv.
I'm getting a visual! 😂😂😂
My favorite HS English teacher told us all the time “paint a picture with your words!”
I got the following visual after seeing that 1997 pic of Mama tRump: They install a free Pete Kegstand-style makeup room and beauty salon on the new Qatari AF-1 / flying brothel, so Rudy and Donnie can both cross dress to gross out the onboard Press Corps. And the result for Donnie will be that he becomes the spitting image of his mother in 1997
Shoot at their legs? You know, maybe he’ll have to go on the lam. And we’ll never see or hear from him again. I guess fatwas have their good points.
True, but their fatwas last forever. Ask Salman Rushdie
😃👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It is terrifying. I know that they are just itching to launch "the nuclear". I hope the fatwa works before that happens.
"Well why do we have them if we can't use them?"--Shitstain to Chris Matthews during 2016 campaign!
But if it was successful.... he wouldn't be there to do that
Also could they also issue a fatwa against Stephen Miller
And greasy boy.
Yes, of course. Any delicious retaliation would be short-lived sadly....
Darn! You WOULD have to think of a disadvantage..... 😉
News moves so fast nowadays, we could all get dizzy trying to follow it…
Lev Parnas wrote about it around 7:45 last night.
Yes, I read it last night.
Apparently also issued against Netanyahu.
Well that one is well deserved. Bibi is making Jewish people unsafe everywhere.
It is bitterly ironic that Bibi is a screaming fascist. Lessons not learned.
But the people of Israel are almost unanimously supportive his attacks on Iran.
😃
Here’s a link to a Newsweek article. There are other sources that report the same thing. https://www.newsweek.com/iran-issues-fatwa-against-donald-trump-enemy-god-2092318
Let's start a GoFundMe and donate to their Fatwa efforts. 🙂
They have to include Miller Kegstand and so many others.
I keep thinking, "How far down the line do we have to go to get a Democrat in the line of succession?" I'm afraid it's too far. Since I believe after Grassley, it goes to cabinet members. So they'd have to wipe out way too many people to get a sane person as POTUS.
After that who would it fall to? Sounds like a big circle ⭕️ 🤭
You might call it "a circle of jerks."
There are no Democrats anywhere in the line of succession.
Sounds like Walt getting rid of Mike's guys.
We want a group deal! 😂
Me, sitting here thinking, "Damn, that's a pretty decent idea."
That's the upside-down world we're living in.
Excellent idea Megan!!
Hilarious!!!’
Why would they waste any effort in trying to bump Dementia J Trump? He’s destroying the United States more efficiently than any bomb could ever do…
Really. I think its because the Ayatola is just as much of a malignant narcissist with a tiny dick as Trump is. They just have to over compensate.
Probably more similarities than differences.
All kidding aside, I dearly hope that no one follows through with it, which would turn him into a MAGA martyr. His cult still deifies him because of the scratch on his ear; imagine what they'd do if an Iranian carried out a fatwa action against him.
Luckily for him, he has the brilliant members of his cabinet to protect him -- Noem, Gabbard, Kegstand, Bondi, and the great Stephen Miller! Of course, their priority is kidnapping and deporting nursing home workers, ice cream vendors, roofers, auto repair mechanics, gardeners, field workers.
Don’t forget the former grocery store clerk with the arched eyebrow who heads our anti-terror operations.
(Laugh emoji) That fucking guy.
Boy, more accurately.
Never imagined applauding the “ death to America” chant however…burning of Trump effigy would be nice Sharon!!
And what does Steve Bannon predict?
What scratch is that, Krista? I’ve seen recent pictures of his big, fat pumpkin head and his ear is absolutely unscathed. Just another lie brought to you by your Republicon Party.
Why would we care if he was a MAGA martyr???? If he got killed by a wildly hit ball on the golf course, they'd say he was a martyr. The cult is irredeemable.
Dead martyrs are far less potent than living ones. The Truth may start to come out of hiding and congressional spines might start to regrow.
Good point, Debra.
I know, I know. But it is delicious to contemplate..
MAGA can fuck straight off! Trumps demise would be a glorious global celebration Krista!!
Just like when Joe Biden won. At the time, they showed people everywhere, all over the world, dancing in the street. Now it is hard to find those videos.
They deify him, but once he was gone, there is no one that can command their loyalty. And their attention span, is less than two weeks.
So far so true. No successors in sight.
Cripse....the right wing would name EVERYTHING nailed down after him!....just like the right wing named thousands of things after that ruinous SOB Reagan.
Maybe they could all go to Iran to seek justice on behalf of their god/idol. We could even give them a military plane, so they could take their weapons and ammo with them!
😂 I just imagined a parade for him with his MAGA worshippers telling everyone, He sacrificed for us! There was a scratch on his ear for an entire day!
The Hamster's son has no idea what a fatwa is.
He probably heard "Fat Wad" and now, uh oh, his feelies are hurt.
Fat Wad? Now Lady G is drooling.
Not if she knew it was all diaper.
LOL, the Hamster’s Son. A fresh nickname for President Antichrist!
Good point.
May Allah bless them with great success.
Not a narcoleptic fartwa?
Amazing. How did we get in on this?!
LOL!
Did they really?
Yep!
If the bombs were launched from submarines, what were the B-2 bombers doing? circle jerking?
The subs launched missiles, The B-2s dropped the bombs.
More like a fatty-twa.
LOVE IT!!!
Oh, please let it be a success
That is very good news!
Remember on episode of Larry David's show that the Iranians put out a fatwa on Larry 🤣...was it same one where Larry let's a guy cut on line at buffet and the man has him meet the Ayatollah cause he's so appreciative 😂🤣
Super like!!
Keep in mind that a fatwa was issued in 1989 against Salman Rushdie and then 33 years later in 2022, a crazed guy stabbed and nearly killed him. Trump should just go cower in some corner until he dies.
Excellent idea. Why don't you suggest that to him?
God, I love the Monty Python references.😂😂 "now go away, you silly American President"
Thats what needs to happen. He needs to go away.
How can we make that happen... and why in the hell is every member of the gutless GOP afraid of him? If they ALL said, Fuck You, what's he gonna do? I did get great satisfaction in calling both of my worthless Missouri senators yesterday and leaving them a "strongly worded" voice mail yesterday. It wont do any good, but....
I hate it here. 😭
But he has brave Sir Drinksalot to smite the Ayatolla's. Your state Missouri will really be in a world of hurt if this excrement of reconciliation bill passes. Murkowski thought she'd be able to exempt Alaska with a backroom deal. Every day we wake up to a new fresh hell. I miss Sleepy Joe.
I heard rumblings a few days ago that Murkowski is thinking of becoming a Democrat.
Yeah, and she'd be as trustworthy to Dems as Sinema and Manchin were 🙄
Sure, but after that, when a carve-out was added to the BBB to exempt "non-contiguous states" from the Medicaid and Snap provisions, she was on board to vote yes on the bill.
#ETTD.
https://prospect.org/politics/2025-06-29-murkowski-alaska-gold-rush-loses-plating-medicaid/
I think that was Lisa's ploy to get her carve-out for Alaskans. Once she secured that, she voted yes. "To he'll with the rest of Americans." True leadership, right?
Murkowski FA'd and FO'd.
So do I and I don’t even live in the US. After he took on our Prime Minister yesterday and threatened him, poor Carney scrapped the digital tax, and now trumpy dumpy knows he has the upper hand. He’s back to talking about Canada, a country of 40+ million people, joining the US as the 51st state. F*ck you Trump, it’ll never happen just look at the polls in our country when we’re asked for our opinion on the asinine comments. I despise him.
I wish Starmer would tell trump to f*ck off and shut up about our Canadian relations.
And King Charles should NOT meet trump for a State visit. "One of my heads" sounds like a good excuse.
Why did Carney give in?
A quick scan of the internet will tell you. Sorry, nut I’m not an educator, but a mere participant.
Those who are informed are the most vulnerable to depression, fear, loathing. Escape, capitulation or suicide seem to be the only options…or are they? Fighting against this heinous evil is my only choice as I am unable to escape (except maybe under the covers), refusing to capitulate and I refuse to give up my life bc of the fucking bastard. His mama was a hamster and he is the gerbil up Putin’s rancid ass. Happy Monday.
I'm with you, Tama2U.
Aw, yes, nothing like living in the State of Stupid (Missouri) I'm here, too, and you may as well piss in the wind for all the good it does writing to the dickheads.
I've called it " Misery " since I was a child & didn't know & now because I
do.
I went to basic training at Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.
You're not wrong. :(
I was just in MO for the first time last September during my quest to visit all 50 states. I was very thankful that weed is legal there, and I thought Kansas City was great -- you have so many wonderful museums and BBQ!!
Kansas City is our blue-ish dot. 👏👏👏👏 Where I live in NE RURAL Missouri, the IQ is low and its extreme red. They may never learn.
Museums? My favorite place to be at any time! Think, living in New York, a different museum every single day!!!!!!
I ❤️ museums too. The National WWI Museum is in KC (do not miss the National WWII Museum in NOLA) and we loved their art museum, but my favorite in KC was the National Toys and Miniatures Museum -- soooo cooool -- https://toyandminiaturemuseum.org/
Again, same-same in Ohio. Our two POS senators would slash their wrists before they'd vote "no."
I've always considered Ohio to be a Southern state.
It didn't use to be. The University of Miami, Ohio, one of the first integrated universities (1838) founded by a church. Fought strongly for the North in the Civil War.
Ohio has been criminally gerrymandered.
Yes
Gotta admit, first time I've ever heard that. How come?
In Idaho too.
Very sorry to hear that!
They really are stupid.
Same situation in Iowa. Making phone calls to Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst is like beating my head against, well, Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst. Completely immovable objects.
You're SO right. 🙄
Same here in Ohio, Susan. I did leave a message for Hawley yesterday, saying that he obviously KNOWS it's a horrible bill, so he should man up and vote against it.
I told him, among other things, that if he really is a Christian like he says he is, prove it.
I quoted his answering system message to the effect of being happy to serve Missourians, or some such. Noted that cutting healthcare isn't serving constituents!
Regarding anything Israel-Palestine and my California Senators are silent. Their fathers smelled of elderberries as well as far as I am concerned.
KOMPROMAT ? Something like the Epstein scandal ? Perverted REPUBLIKKKANS are getting busted more lately.
Let's face it, MAGA wouldn't care in the least if Preznint Fuckwit was in the Epstein files. They would find a way to justify it. They'd tie themselves in knots to do it, but they'd do it. Of course, I don't believe there are any Epstein files to begin with, but it's fun watching MAGA scream at Bondi and Patel about not releasing them.
They scream "Release!" because they think Clinton and Biden are in the files.
The silence if they read it was trump would be deafening.
Thats gotta be it.
"He was trying to rescue those little girls."
Yeah, right.🙄😡🤮
Well, that's what he'll say if that picture gets out, and MAGA will believe it.
"He needs to go away."
Out of the mouth of babes:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/you-need-to-go-away-elon-musk-s-son-x-berates-trump-in-the-oval-office/ar-AA1z1Eub
(On that note, months ago, after I shared a link on facebook about that incident, in a comment, my account was suspended for unusual activity suspected of violating fb's standards. Coincidence?)
Being banished to ZUCKATRAZ , is a Medal of Honor.
They fear the smell of elderberries.😂
Is anyone else else absolutely EXHAUSTED at this point? I think if I roll my eyes one more time, they'll just get stuck in the back of my head... I just can't anymore...🙄
MEEEE! Yesterday was depressing. No doubt today will be worse.
I'm disgusted with existence in general.
Oh man... you said it. I'm just weak and disillusioned in fucking everyone. Except a handful ... including you. ✌️💙
Yes, and I am beginning to just disengage. It is too much, and there is so little hope that this will be curtailed, even after he eats his final cheese burger
Don't worry, Geoff - just as you really begin to disengage, trump will do something else outrageous and you'll be back in fighting mode again.
It's alright to rest once in a while.
I depend on two other Substack columns to keep me sane. Scott Dworkin and Jessica Craven.
Add Heather Cox Richardson to that list.
Yes, I read her too. But Jessica and Scott both list Good News on a weekly basis, as well. It’s the good news I require to keep my head above water.
Gets sand in the keyboard.
Hamberder. Have a covefe.
I hear you – – and that is exactly why we have to laugh every single chance we get.
There's always the happy little DIDDY
trial, to cheer us up🙄 the jury is deliberating.
It hasn't even been six months and I can't believe how quickly our Republic is being dismantled
In a big way it was dismantled a long time ago. Citizens United, packed Extreme Court, Faux "News" propaganda.
This is simply the last days of the process begun in 1983 by his holiness, Saint Reagan.
trump thinks his mushroom dick has the force of a mushroom cloud.
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: It does NOT look like a mushroom; it is huge and glorious. Yuge!! Believe me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🤣🤣🤣
And don't forget the Yeti pubes.
You had to remind us, didn’t you. 🤢
The yeti pubes wound up on his.....head.
He wishes. 😂
You forgot the part about "AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"
I DID NOT FORGET IT, I CHOSE NOT TO USE IT. remember what Polonius sagely counseled us
but here's what I *did* think of, and then forget to find a place for: "of course we're Iranian. where do you think we got this outrageous accent?"
Outraaaaaaageous 😆
🎼 Show business kids making movies of themselves, you know they're OUTRAGEOUS,
Oh honey let me tell you . . .
While the poor people sleepin' with the shade on the light...
Except I live in Berkeley, where they don't have an accent (owing to the fact that they've been here for 60 years.)
Bunker-buster? We've got one already. It's very nice.
😂😂😂😂
Neither a borrower or a lender be? Or the silly thing about being true to thine own self? Polonius was in there for comic relief, remember.
Polonius was a Yenta. Always sneaking up on people, hiding behind that Arras.
Yep. That's what did him in, inthe end.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
A Turkish friend at college told me their favorite curse was, translated, “donkey, son of a donkey.” I would think we disrespect animals with such comparisons. These people are gormless worms.
Recommended for gormless. My dad used to refer to people he held in contempt as “gormless dunderheads.“ thank you for reminding me of his magnificent turn of phrase!
Dunderheads… classic!
And now you disrespect worms? The Horror!
That's what I say! Think of my garden!
🤣🤣
"Fetchez la vache."
😂😂😂😂😂
🐄
RUN AWAYYYY!
Another week where I have to hate so many truly awful people. Jeez. But thanks for keeping things on course, Skipper Jeff.
All I could hear during this fine post was the Benny Hill song. What a bunch of screw-ups.
Yakety Sax-YES
Oh, Uncle Jeff, are you still expecting Donny to level with the people? That ship sailed forever ago. I’m pretty sure, in his next presser, he’s going to tell us that pretty soon, like a miracle, Iran will simply disappear.
“In exactly TWO WEEKS, is when they will disappear!” Remember, TWO WEEKS is the magical number in Trump World, always.
You forgot “On Day One….”
Which happens in about two weeks.
If it happens at all. Russia is still attacking Ukraine.
" In about 2 weeks. TYFYATTM.
“Brave Sir Drinksalot and the Mad King” did nothing but Fart in Iran’s direction. Love this post.
🥳😂😂😂😂🥳🙏🏻
Trump, so-called king.
Every time I see that picture of momma drumpf, all I can see is donnie in drag.
How do we know it isn't?
Looks like he got his hair from his mother….plenty to go around!
Yellow cotton candy
Would like to register a reference a similar event during the regime of DumbDonny’s closest competitor for lies-per-minute, Richard Milhouse Nixon, aka, Tricky Dicky.
Nixon sent a rescue team to fetch prisoners during Vietnam war. It arrived at the compound, but there were no prisoners.
Sen Foreign Relations Cmte held hearings. The SecDef kept repeating the men “performed w 100% excellence”. That was the mantra.
Finally, in complete frustration, the Cmte Chair, Arkansas Sen J William Fulbright, raised his voice and said, “we’re not talking abt the men, we’re talking abt the people who sent them there”
Repubs never change.
Oh, one other point: abt the pilots who did perform so well—they were all trained under “woke” leadership, had perfectly superb “warrior spirit”. It was only the new “warrior when drunk” leadership who fcked up.
Thanks for the recollection on Sen Fulbright… I had no memory of it… but I do recall reading about Sen Morse objecting to the Gulf of Tonkin resolution
Donny’s amazement that the highly trained, remarkably skilled pilots were able to hit their targets while flying some of the best technology ever constructed is akin to his appreciation of Barron’s insanely prodigious grasp of computers. Only the pilots did a lot more than turn the damn thing on and off.