Well done. I watched Pres shithead via BBC while he droned on and on in front of the White House with a bunch of maintenance workers behind him. He also talked about the potential deportation of some of those workers ha ha ha. He is such a fucking idiot.
And kudos to that woman who told Jake Tapper what a fool he is
Jake Tapper thinks Trump's pathologies have more to do with personality than cognitive issues. Jake is stuck in the last decade and has his own cognitive issues. Tap-Dance is no Terry Moran.
Yeah, he doesn't even have a dog to dig the holes for him. Maybe he could ask the Bidens' dog Major to come help out? Come to think of it, this might be a job for Commander. He's the one with a bite history.
The psychologists on Shrinking Trump podcast/you-tube videos identified that Dwumpy has lost fine motor control of his right leg. His handlers, himself, KCL, I DFK who, has had objects placed beside his path to hide his disability from the cameras. I've also noticed the Lamestream media only shows clips of him already standing at the podium. Dunno, maybe his press secretary has forbidden video taping him walking. To describe what Twumpy is doing, so you don't have to look this shit literally up, he's swinging his right leg to side, instead of lifting it, taking a step, and setting it down. Could be his right leg nerves are impaired not unlike what was going on with (bless her soul) my 80+ grandma, but many think his brain is just breaking down.
Several months ago, after French political journalists and pundits spent the first 6 weeks of Pres Shithead's (lol thanks) term trying to make sense of everything he did and said, one finally FINALLY said (in response to the host of a program showing him the video of one of trump's impromptu press conferences "why are you showing us this bullshit? It's just completely bullshit and none of us should be wasting our time watching anything he says or does. He never makes any sense; he's there to hear himself talk, brag to the world he's "president", and to cause chaos. That's it. Let's just stop this shit." Bravo to him!
Hi Jamie - I've missed you since I gave up on Twitter years ago. I haven't had the energy to build at BlueSky, but I edit and write at WhoWhatWhy (Author Page: https://whowhatwhy.org/author/jonathan-d-simon). My email there (trusting soul that I am) is jonathan.simon@whowhatwhy.org. We observe, alas, a certain decorum there, but without Jeff and JoJoFromJersey to rip through the politesse I'd be lost! If you have a chance, let me know what you're up to -- still in France, still cooking?
I can’t believe you did it…and yet you did. I’ve been too depressed since the political assassinations to laugh at anything…until now. Thank you (for your attention to this matter).
🤣 possibly even greater than the saving grace of someone able to make us laugh...is humor being contagious. WELL PLAYED! We're going to laugh these assholes off the end of their flat earth.
Thank goodness for the intelligence and common sense of the Norwegians. They wouldn't allow this off his rocker stumblefuck to ever receive such a prestigious award. That would be the equivalent of giving the award posthumously to someone like Khrushchev. In the meantime, dear leader's handlers need to take him aside and explain to him what the worldwide devastation of nuclear war would be instead of focusing on his bullshit flagpole diversion.
I have spent 9 months of my life total in Europe over about 5 trips, and you cannot imagine how revolted the Europeans are by American tastelessness. They were revolted by Reagan and their revulsion at Trump is off the charts. They couldn't live with themselves if they gave the peace prize to Trump. Trump creates problems and then he pats himself on the back when he "solves" them.
Donnie always gets the same far-right jerk to nominate him — lots of people get nominated who aren't serious contenders — and then makes a big deal of it.
He should have left the agreement Obama had with Iran in place. 2018 let's throw it out fucking window. Because someone smarter (Obama) put it together. 🙄 Total Asshat Trump!
I'm pretty sure there's something in the fine print about being ineligible for a peace prize if you started the war. But I could be wrong; you should double check.
You did it. I love your newsletter. I look forward to it every day. Never stop. Your writing has kept me from falling into despair. You’re the best. “Sentient cockroaches” 😂😂. I think we have a sentient cockroach in the WH. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🩵🩵
We have several cockroaches in the WH, but the "big boss" roach is not sentient...well, not in any useful way. All those other cockroaches are busy covering their own butts except for that Miller cockroach...
Jeff, your headline is spot on, if a bit tame. How about "Donny is morally, mentally and physically fucked up"
Donny displays his defective brain a hundred times a day. The editors in the mass media newsrooms try to gloss over it. But that's increasingly difficult. The truth is "The Emperor has no brain." Everyone in the world sees this. Everyone in the world is laughing at him (and us).
But yeah, this is dark and getting darker...It may tear the MAGA base apart, but that won't do us any good if we are neck deep in WWIII. I hope and pray this doesn't degenerate further but with Trump, Miller Cheung and all those other idiots in Washington...who knows?
Did you ever read the book, “The Mouse that Roared?” Or saw the movie with Peter Sellers? Dating myself here. Dr. Strangelove? War + comedy always finds a way.
And yet Mr. Spouse, you continue to hit it out the park, every time! I really, really do appreciate you! Let’s tag the shit weasel team out in the final inning of this game with nothing but knuckleheads, to get the whole shebang of freeloading, completely incompetent asshats at least out of the West Wing, and preferably into Rikers! Just sayin’.
It can’t be forgotten that Trump led us to this precarious path when he withdrew from the Iranian nuclear agreement in 2018, after it had been painstakingly hammered out among several nations including the US, Iran, France, Germany Britain, China and Russia. At the time he withdrew from the agreement, Trump’s move was expected to embolden hard-line forces in Iran, supercharging Iran within a Middle East arms race. If Bibi is to be believed, that is exactly what happened. President Obama, whose team negotiated the agreement, predicted that Trump’s withdrawal would “leave the world less safe,” and confronted with “a losing choice between a nuclear-armed Iran or another war in the Middle East.”
That whole treaty affair was a perfect example of GOP idiocy. They derided the treaty as showing weakness because it was an Obama accomplishment even though they knew full well it gave us and our allies the ability to monitor Iran's nuclear program. And as you pointed out, it was a multilateral treaty! Fucking Rethuglicans don't care about fact and sanity if they can get self aggrandizement and trolling out of it.
If there’s a choice between the safety and well being of millions or even billions of people on this planet, vs. a self interested short term political advantage, Republicans will opt for the short term political advantage
Dr J, you are exactly correct. But Republicans NEVER pay a PR or media price for such performative and actual lies, mistakes and ignorance. And they especially pay zero price from voters. We are all bashing the Democratic leaders these days for good reason sometimes, but our politics now, with voters and media, is heads R’s win, tails D’s lose. R’s are NOT held to the same standard as D’s -EVER. And here we are, living in the vulgarity, cruelty, stupidity and insanity of 2025.
Rick: You are 1000% correct! WHY? Yesterday I was reading about a study comparing Repub personality to Dem. Definite brain differences!! I understand that a simple message focusing on strength appeals, especially to a less-educated group. But I keep going back to what might be in the 'Murican psyche that creates this bias which is totally reversed as the media supposed to be liberal is ACTUALLY supporting Repubs.
Because of President Obama. He tried to undo everything that he did. He only made things worse. How many people have been killed and how many will be killed because of him and his cabinet members?
The nuclear stuff was always just an excuse to bomb Iran. Just when thump was supposedly getting close to a deal, Israel changed the goalposts again & then just attacked Iran anyway. Israel wants to control the entire Middle East.
I’d put serious money on Trump sending the Ordnance bomber. For one thing, Trump’s failed parade denied him the spectacle of military lethality he so desperately craves. Deploying the bomber will allow 24/7 Fox News, OAN, and Newsmax coverage of Trump beating his chest. For another thing, Trump is demanding a $1 trillion dollar defense budget while purporting to keep the US out of foreign entanglements. It’s only a matter of time before Senators put two and two together and figure out that Trump wants $1trillion to morph the military into a domestic attack force to be deployed on American soil, against American citizens. Deploying the Ordnance in Iran will help delay that moment of realization and may help Trump’s budget negotiators.
The military industrial complex already has a blank check. Believe it. When is the last time you heard of a budget shortfall at the Pentagon? That’s right, NEVER.
What a surprise it will be should they dispatch a B2 with a bunker buster bomb against Iran's underground facilities. The GBU57A/B is reputed to be capable of destroying bunkers 100- 200 feet below the surface. The targets are 100 METERS below the surface. Idiots apparently unaware that a meter is 3.28 feet.
That is a terrifying analysis: "Trump's failed parade denied him the spectacle of military lethality he so desperately craves." Hopefully that desperation will be overshadowed by his futile desire for a Nobel Peace Prize...
It's Schumer's & Democratic lawmakers duty to EXPLAIN this again to Americans (many DO NOT know that Obama negotiated a treaty that D pulled out of) that D is about to sink us into a dangerous war. But AIPAC Schumer will cheerlead D on cause he's stabbed us in the back numerous times in the last 6 months in favor of the regime
I guess he thinks everyone else is just as dumb as he is, because why else would he think he needed to explain to us what "take him out" means? Motherfucker, we didn't think you were talking about dinner and a movie. Fucking moron.
Vowing to pre-emptively assassinate the leader of another country should get us kicked out of the G7, so Dump can sit on the sidelines and hold hands with Putin. Except that Russia and China aren't friends with Israel (who is now?). So is the drunk Fox News buffoon even vaguely aware he's about to lead WW3?
I remember seeing him mouth those words in a video recording of him and a couple of men: "Take her out." He was talking about a female diplomatic envoy overseas whom he detested and he was unaware someone was filming and recording him in something that would be distributed over the internet and I believe on TV as well.
Maybe he added (Kill!) to the text bc the actual person texting said to him, with tears in his eyes, “sir, this is amazing. The YUGEST most threatening text so far today telling them you’ll kill them” to which tRUMP stuttered, that’s what I said. Keep what I said then put those little half circle things around my genius, you know I’m brilliant, put half circles with, Kill in the middle, and then be sure to add that upside down looking i thingy next to it.
Betcha after the felon got done screaming, the Secretary of Defense went on a real bender. 😂
"for fuck’s sake, “thank you for your attention to this matter” is how you close a disgruntled email to your town board because that pothole in front of your house isn’t being fixed fast enough." LOL! Thats gold.
His fat hand covered in makeup is a big tell.... maybe today's the day he meets Satan. 🤷🏼♀️
What's really annoying is that the supposed working class are Trump supporters now. They have forgotten minimum wage, insurance, overtime, and other benefits that they wouldn't have had the Democratic Party didn't fight for them. But because the Democrats also push for non discrimination, women's rights (+ abortion ), they prefer the Republicans who are now supposedly helping the white working class. ( they're not) from having their jobs taken over by non whites. Most factories moved overseas and, in spite of tarrifs, they will stay there.
I'm going to go clinical here as someone who spent 20 years working in critical care and trauma units. I think he already had underlying cardiovascular disease prior to getting COVID due to lifestyle choices. I'm guessing he may also have long COVID symptoms. Many people developed blood clots as a result of COVID and are on blood thinners. I also think he may have atrial fibrillation which makes him susceptible to blood clots. We'll never know because he hasn't exactly been forthcoming with his medical records. Personally I want the SOB to be gone to put this country and the world out of his misery. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
About the photo of his hand. . .old people’s thinning skin (which I myself have) tears easily and bruises very, very alarmingly purple in large patches. Even from minor injuries. Let alone the devil’s touch.
I'm almost Trump's age. I just looked at my hands and they look nothing like that. Of course I don't live on junk food (never eaten a mouthful at McDonald's) and actually walk a lot (I don't play golf but seriously, ride your cart ON the green?) including in things such as No Kings marches.
Sadly, it's true. However the swelling is a different matter, indicative IMQO (in my quack opinion) of a circulatory problem or maybe diabetes. In any event at 82 my skin is thin and fragile, but my hands and feet are not swolen and I don't lose control of my bowels yet.
The thing that struck me about his hands was Rheumatoid Arthritis. That’s how my hands looked, minus bruises, when I was diagnosed 🤷♀️Of course who am I to even question as he has the best 🦆speaking on his behalf.
Just to be clear this is an observation only. I loathe, detest, despise the malignant narcissist psychopath with every fiber of my being. Every time a national news alert pops up, I immediately jump over 🙏🙏🙏🙏 is this the time????
I'm not a doc either, so wondering why hand? why not inside-elbow where it won't show? (tho god knows those hand veins are easy to find and are nice and plump, so...)
Tulsi Gabbard in charge of intelligence? Shouldn't someone WITH intelligence be in charge of intelligence gathering on our enemies? And isn't she on the 'no fly' list. And does creepy hands think he can just declare war on another country without Congresses approval...oh wait, he gives 2 shits about the law of the constitution. When the fuck is someone going to do something about these assclowns...like maybe have coup like he tried to do on J6. He's gonna turn the US into a Mad Max movie backdrop.
This is a surreal timeline for its sheer craziness, caused by unprecedented stupidity, incompetence, malevolence, and a complete lack of sanity. He just does anything he wants and the unprecedented nature of his uncaring irrationality confounds any rational procedural response. To your first point, Gabbard is an obvious Russian asset. Russian state media referred to her as "Russia's girlfriend." On the fucking air, for crissakes. So a war with Iran is not in Putin's interests if she's speaking against it.
Appears that china is the backer not mother russsia. 🍊 🤡 is trying to start ww3 so he can then change his mind and declare himself the savior of the world.
"And does creepy hands think he can just declare war on another country without Congresses approval...."
He doesn’t have to declare war to send troops, weapons, tanks, aircraft, etc. After all, the U.S. never declared war in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq (either time), Afghanistan, Grenada, or for any other military involvement since WWII. Truman, Ike, Bush I, Bush II---they all bypassed Congress. Not defending mango man in the least, just saying that if he goes into Iran, there's ample precedent. ALL OF IT inexcusable.
Jeff, with all the other news popping around us I want to go back to the Minnesota political murders. “Golf with MAGAS” yesterday was quite revealing. The discussion at lunch was not about issues… it was… wait for it…. FAUX personalities. I learned so much🤮. The issue came up about the “Democrat that committed these murders” I patiently explained the background of the shooter, statements by the shooters roommate, that he, the shooter, was a former preacher, anti abortionist, voted for Donald, that indeed, this shooter was a MAGA terrorist. At that point I again pointed to… Facts, Evidence and the law, such as why the shooter was not charged with first degree murder… Silence so profound you could hear a pin drop… Best to All
I wonder how they get their pants on in the morning and stumble out to, egad, work of some kind - but then I remember that people are not internally consistent and can indeed function in the real world while half their brain is cottage cheese. Hopefully the radioactive cockroaches will remain their little robot selves. Brains got us into this mess...and show no indication of getting us out.
I know. My point is that I don't think it's amusing to hang out with Nazis. They are his friends. They play golf together, eat together and talk to one another.
I don't know why people here think he is performing some kind of service.
Fastball, is there one particularly dense and indoctrinated member in the "Golf With MAGA'S" group? Like a loud-mouthed ringleader? Maybe a couple of the rest are taking in your weekly reality-checks.
Steve, yes there is a very vocal MAGA leader originally from So. Carolina.. all of them speak in FAUX speak… as I’ve explained previously I keep quiet during these discussions, except and until the they become factually inaccurate… that’s my cue to jump in and correct. They don’t like hat I tend to school them or berate them for only using FAUX “facts”… that’s what do.
And now the cracks are cracking all around Trump's feet standing on that melting ice sheet covering hell. He calls Stephen Miller Weird Stephen and yet lets him run the country. Articles are starting to appear about the undercurrent in the White House with a lot of fearful staff who believe he's incapable of leading, is incompetent and uncontrollable and uncontrolled. Perhaps it will get through to the MAGA crowd that one of their most fervent hopes and reasons for voting for Trump was no more wars for America. And here we are, running straight in. My toes are starting to feel hot.
The pharmaceuticals are now well distributed throughout our White House. The MAGATS are well stocked with the reality relieving substances that make MAGA great…cuz reality is a downer in MAGATLAND.
There’s a rumor that Donny didn’t want JD for his VP but Space Nazi insisted (also influenced by Peter Thiel) so that they could use the 25th amendment & put JD in place as president just like the tech bro oligarchs wanted in the first place
Tall flagpoles around this "magnificent" place that T💩p once called a 'dump.'
Lord, hear my prayer. I don't ask for much, but please for the love of all that is good and right, call this mofo home now before he kills us all. Amen
I fervently hope that the people of Israel are as disappointed, shocked and repulsed by what their Dear Leader is, and is doing, as we in this country are about ours. My sincere sympathies, if so. Way past time to take our homes back from these megalomaniacs!
And by diligently meetings the 8AM PST deadline, you missed the part where the old stinkard made a joke about ‘erecting’ the flag poles, even though his mushroom hasn’t stood up since the 1990s. They are giving him GREAT drugs, he looks temporarily peppy. Any nurses want to weigh in on Daffy Don’s hand? Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Remember when Trump and all the talking heads insisted that Biden had be jacked up on drugs when he gave the 2024 SOTU address? As always, any trump accusation is an admission.
You've hit on what those two flagpoles really mean to him. LIke the double scoops of ice cream, excess is everything. Would love to see them planted up his backside.
Jeff - I’m sure you’ll cover this tomorrow but WTF was that press conference this morning. Flagpoles, Powell, Iran, “can’t say these e word”, 2020 election, Biden, etc. If this doesn’t scream the 25th Amendment to people, what does. You’re so right. His brain is mush and he’s a danger to the world. I watched on CNN and instead of going
‘“Holy Shit” they just moved on like nothing happened. Although I think Wolf’s face told it all
ms spouse, at 7am: “how’s your morning going?”
me: “I’m trying to make the threat of nuclear war funny. that’s how my morning’s going”
Well done. I watched Pres shithead via BBC while he droned on and on in front of the White House with a bunch of maintenance workers behind him. He also talked about the potential deportation of some of those workers ha ha ha. He is such a fucking idiot.
And kudos to that woman who told Jake Tapper what a fool he is
"He also talked about the potential deportation of some of those workers ha ha ha"
I always miss out on the good stuff that happens while I'm writing about yesterday
Does Donny think who's gonna dig the holes for flagpoles if he deports all the brown people?
Sentence too long. Stop at “Does Donny think?”
More like Donny is UNABLE to think
Jake Tapper thinks Trump's pathologies have more to do with personality than cognitive issues. Jake is stuck in the last decade and has his own cognitive issues. Tap-Dance is no Terry Moran.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
💯💯💯
Yeah, he doesn't even have a dog to dig the holes for him. Maybe he could ask the Bidens' dog Major to come help out? Come to think of it, this might be a job for Commander. He's the one with a bite history.
Agent orange (that is one of his lap dogs😁) would have to make sure Commander is no where near the gnome🤓
Agent Orange is his own lapdog? I can almost see it . . . <g>
Commander would gladly oblige but if he bit him in the wrong spot, the poor dog wouldn't want any part of that shit sandwich.
Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio IS the hole.
🎯
It looked like all the workers were white guys. The POTUS is an irredeemable asshole.
The psychologists on Shrinking Trump podcast/you-tube videos identified that Dwumpy has lost fine motor control of his right leg. His handlers, himself, KCL, I DFK who, has had objects placed beside his path to hide his disability from the cameras. I've also noticed the Lamestream media only shows clips of him already standing at the podium. Dunno, maybe his press secretary has forbidden video taping him walking. To describe what Twumpy is doing, so you don't have to look this shit literally up, he's swinging his right leg to side, instead of lifting it, taking a step, and setting it down. Could be his right leg nerves are impaired not unlike what was going on with (bless her soul) my 80+ grandma, but many think his brain is just breaking down.
Several months ago, after French political journalists and pundits spent the first 6 weeks of Pres Shithead's (lol thanks) term trying to make sense of everything he did and said, one finally FINALLY said (in response to the host of a program showing him the video of one of trump's impromptu press conferences "why are you showing us this bullshit? It's just completely bullshit and none of us should be wasting our time watching anything he says or does. He never makes any sense; he's there to hear himself talk, brag to the world he's "president", and to cause chaos. That's it. Let's just stop this shit." Bravo to him!
Better question is who is propping him up, and what are they doing that needs to be hidden behind this clown?
Russell Voight, and Theocratizing America.
Possibly the most important question at this juncture, rlritt. If we knew that, we'd have a handle on the craziness.
I continue to refer to Trump as "The King of Bullshit". Every single day he makes up stuff-like his mythical great poll numbers. He is so full of it!
Jeff's daily newsletter is the only thing keeping me from slitting my wrists.
Wish our journalists were as outspoken☹️
Hi Jamie - I've missed you since I gave up on Twitter years ago. I haven't had the energy to build at BlueSky, but I edit and write at WhoWhatWhy (Author Page: https://whowhatwhy.org/author/jonathan-d-simon). My email there (trusting soul that I am) is jonathan.simon@whowhatwhy.org. We observe, alas, a certain decorum there, but without Jeff and JoJoFromJersey to rip through the politesse I'd be lost! If you have a chance, let me know what you're up to -- still in France, still cooking?
Alas is right. I’m totally done with decorum. Bring it on JT.
Im sooooo glad to see you here!! I’ll look at your site!
At this rate he's going to need two layers of cutouts and food tasters just to get some McDonalds.
I can’t believe you did it…and yet you did. I’ve been too depressed since the political assassinations to laugh at anything…until now. Thank you (for your attention to this matter).
🤣 possibly even greater than the saving grace of someone able to make us laugh...is humor being contagious. WELL PLAYED! We're going to laugh these assholes off the end of their flat earth.
Challenging topics make for great writing. You did it. 😂😂
Here is your hope bit for the day. Because we all know President fuckface is pushing for this, because Obama got one, so he MUST deserve one by default. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/golden-piss-shower-validation-trump
So AssEater Donald wants to make peace with Iran, so that he can be a peace prize owner like Obama.
Fortunately, the Norwegians who control the prize will never fall for it.
Norwegians hate Trump. I'm one.
Thank goodness for the intelligence and common sense of the Norwegians. They wouldn't allow this off his rocker stumblefuck to ever receive such a prestigious award. That would be the equivalent of giving the award posthumously to someone like Khrushchev. In the meantime, dear leader's handlers need to take him aside and explain to him what the worldwide devastation of nuclear war would be instead of focusing on his bullshit flagpole diversion.
I keep hoping they will look past what the fuck hes doing, and just see that hes a fucking opportunist.
I have spent 9 months of my life total in Europe over about 5 trips, and you cannot imagine how revolted the Europeans are by American tastelessness. They were revolted by Reagan and their revulsion at Trump is off the charts. They couldn't live with themselves if they gave the peace prize to Trump. Trump creates problems and then he pats himself on the back when he "solves" them.
Donnie always gets the same far-right jerk to nominate him — lots of people get nominated who aren't serious contenders — and then makes a big deal of it.
He won't be getting the Nobel Peace Prize if he bombs Iran!
The Nobel has become a major disappointment…handing one out to the world’s biggest trou du cul Kathleen, wouldn’t surprise this Kat!!
He should have left the agreement Obama had with Iran in place. 2018 let's throw it out fucking window. Because someone smarter (Obama) put it together. 🙄 Total Asshat Trump!
Absofuckinglutely Lee Ann, his ignorance always comes back around for the world to see!!
Won’t ever happen .
Like I say, I keep hoping it wont.
I'm pretty sure there's something in the fine print about being ineligible for a peace prize if you started the war. But I could be wrong; you should double check.
Exactly.
You did it. I love your newsletter. I look forward to it every day. Never stop. Your writing has kept me from falling into despair. You’re the best. “Sentient cockroaches” 😂😂. I think we have a sentient cockroach in the WH. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🩵🩵
We have several cockroaches in the WH, but the "big boss" roach is not sentient...well, not in any useful way. All those other cockroaches are busy covering their own butts except for that Miller cockroach...
I see the big boss roach flat on his back -- waving its legs, trying to turn over, while every other roach ignores him or laughs at him.
Jeff, your headline is spot on, if a bit tame. How about "Donny is morally, mentally and physically fucked up"
Donny displays his defective brain a hundred times a day. The editors in the mass media newsrooms try to gloss over it. But that's increasingly difficult. The truth is "The Emperor has no brain." Everyone in the world sees this. Everyone in the world is laughing at him (and us).
Where's the Dem leadership? They lay low.
You did make that exchange pretty funny.
But yeah, this is dark and getting darker...It may tear the MAGA base apart, but that won't do us any good if we are neck deep in WWIII. I hope and pray this doesn't degenerate further but with Trump, Miller Cheung and all those other idiots in Washington...who knows?
Did you ever read the book, “The Mouse that Roared?” Or saw the movie with Peter Sellers? Dating myself here. Dr. Strangelove? War + comedy always finds a way.
I read the book, by Leonard Wibberley, in high school but for some reason never saw the movie
Well you knocked it out of the park and stopped me from crying.
Barrel of laughs.
"I'm not saying we wouldnt get our hair mussed..."
I am impressed! You succeeded, Jeff. Thank you for the hard work :-)
And yet Mr. Spouse, you continue to hit it out the park, every time! I really, really do appreciate you! Let’s tag the shit weasel team out in the final inning of this game with nothing but knuckleheads, to get the whole shebang of freeloading, completely incompetent asshats at least out of the West Wing, and preferably into Rikers! Just sayin’.
You pulled it off. Your nicknames and descriptions are hilarious every time.
Reach for the spirit of Vonnegut
Well, if anyone CAN do it...
It can’t be forgotten that Trump led us to this precarious path when he withdrew from the Iranian nuclear agreement in 2018, after it had been painstakingly hammered out among several nations including the US, Iran, France, Germany Britain, China and Russia. At the time he withdrew from the agreement, Trump’s move was expected to embolden hard-line forces in Iran, supercharging Iran within a Middle East arms race. If Bibi is to be believed, that is exactly what happened. President Obama, whose team negotiated the agreement, predicted that Trump’s withdrawal would “leave the world less safe,” and confronted with “a losing choice between a nuclear-armed Iran or another war in the Middle East.”
And that is exactly where we are.
That whole treaty affair was a perfect example of GOP idiocy. They derided the treaty as showing weakness because it was an Obama accomplishment even though they knew full well it gave us and our allies the ability to monitor Iran's nuclear program. And as you pointed out, it was a multilateral treaty! Fucking Rethuglicans don't care about fact and sanity if they can get self aggrandizement and trolling out of it.
If there’s a choice between the safety and well being of millions or even billions of people on this planet, vs. a self interested short term political advantage, Republicans will opt for the short term political advantage
every
fucking
time
See the Republican response to COVID. Risked millions of lives promoting conspiracies and pushing quack "treatments".
Resulting in over 1 million Americans deaths from Covid…
We’ll spend billions on bombs while they tell us they don’t have the money to fund our health care, housing, or schools…
- @workingfamilies.org
They don’t deal in rational , factual reality. It is all delusional performance
Dr J, you are exactly correct. But Republicans NEVER pay a PR or media price for such performative and actual lies, mistakes and ignorance. And they especially pay zero price from voters. We are all bashing the Democratic leaders these days for good reason sometimes, but our politics now, with voters and media, is heads R’s win, tails D’s lose. R’s are NOT held to the same standard as D’s -EVER. And here we are, living in the vulgarity, cruelty, stupidity and insanity of 2025.
Rick: You are 1000% correct! WHY? Yesterday I was reading about a study comparing Repub personality to Dem. Definite brain differences!! I understand that a simple message focusing on strength appeals, especially to a less-educated group. But I keep going back to what might be in the 'Murican psyche that creates this bias which is totally reversed as the media supposed to be liberal is ACTUALLY supporting Repubs.
Why should they? It's only our nation and the larger world at stake.
…yet their voters don’t punish them :/
They have the Press in their pockets and most of their voters watch Fox News so their voters don't have a clue.
Their voters agree with them.
Srry I keep forgetting… not in that bubble :/
Right on Doc!!
Because of President Obama. He tried to undo everything that he did. He only made things worse. How many people have been killed and how many will be killed because of him and his cabinet members?
American racist bullshit at its finest. 🤬
Say it again Ellyn!!
We Ellyns and Ellens are SICK of it!
IT’S FUCKING AMERICAN RACIST BULLSHIT!!!
How’s that? 😃
Hundreds of thousands in Africa, to begin with, who were dependent on small but critical amounts of USAID funds...
The nuclear stuff was always just an excuse to bomb Iran. Just when thump was supposedly getting close to a deal, Israel changed the goalposts again & then just attacked Iran anyway. Israel wants to control the entire Middle East.
I’d put serious money on Trump sending the Ordnance bomber. For one thing, Trump’s failed parade denied him the spectacle of military lethality he so desperately craves. Deploying the bomber will allow 24/7 Fox News, OAN, and Newsmax coverage of Trump beating his chest. For another thing, Trump is demanding a $1 trillion dollar defense budget while purporting to keep the US out of foreign entanglements. It’s only a matter of time before Senators put two and two together and figure out that Trump wants $1trillion to morph the military into a domestic attack force to be deployed on American soil, against American citizens. Deploying the Ordnance in Iran will help delay that moment of realization and may help Trump’s budget negotiators.
https://sabrinahaake.substack.com/p/israel-is-pulling-us-into-its-forever
The military industrial complex already has a blank check. Believe it. When is the last time you heard of a budget shortfall at the Pentagon? That’s right, NEVER.
What a surprise it will be should they dispatch a B2 with a bunker buster bomb against Iran's underground facilities. The GBU57A/B is reputed to be capable of destroying bunkers 100- 200 feet below the surface. The targets are 100 METERS below the surface. Idiots apparently unaware that a meter is 3.28 feet.
The Iranians are not stupid. But. we. are.
Right. The Iranians have a fanatical whack job as leader. We have an idiot. I think they win that comparison
That is a terrifying analysis: "Trump's failed parade denied him the spectacle of military lethality he so desperately craves." Hopefully that desperation will be overshadowed by his futile desire for a Nobel Peace Prize...
Only in his fertilizer brain can he think being a warmonger is gonna win him a Nobel Peace Prize, FFS
Nah. Netanyahu just wants to keep the war going so he can stay out of jail.
I wish someone would finally call him out on that
I think he was also going on this morning about Jerome Powell, but I can’t remember if he was the one who appointed him in the first place
Yep he was
He did!!
GEEZus
Sadly as he ages the less he cares about the safety of Planet Earth. When he's gone everything should burn down with him.
He's a modern-day Sardanapalus
It's Schumer's & Democratic lawmakers duty to EXPLAIN this again to Americans (many DO NOT know that Obama negotiated a treaty that D pulled out of) that D is about to sink us into a dangerous war. But AIPAC Schumer will cheerlead D on cause he's stabbed us in the back numerous times in the last 6 months in favor of the regime
That would be great if it was covered on all channels, but the "news" most people watch is all in for Trump.
Well said Sabrina!!
"We are not going to take him out (kill!)"
I guess he thinks everyone else is just as dumb as he is, because why else would he think he needed to explain to us what "take him out" means? Motherfucker, we didn't think you were talking about dinner and a movie. Fucking moron.
It reminds me of 1 of the Hot shots movie where they couldn't spell assassinate so they finally just put up, "Kill a guy."
😂
Hot Shots! Oh man, now I have to rewatch those! Thank you!
Nice one 😂🤣 (dying)!
LDFF also explained what groceries are!
Well, it's an old-fashioned term so he had to explain it🤓
"We're just gonna blow his arms, legs, and head off and his body will be in a thousand widdle pieces"
“It’s just a flesh wound.”
Haha, Monty Python references are always a plus
as he waves his private parts at us
Well played Monty Pythonism Abbi!!
https://youtu.be/tMGTpFYwCZk?si=g9pvnPVzzBMOXlz0
This is hilarious 😂 "I have a parasite" 🤣
Ha! Never saw that!!
🤣🤣🤣
Vowing to pre-emptively assassinate the leader of another country should get us kicked out of the G7, so Dump can sit on the sidelines and hold hands with Putin. Except that Russia and China aren't friends with Israel (who is now?). So is the drunk Fox News buffoon even vaguely aware he's about to lead WW3?
I remember seeing him mouth those words in a video recording of him and a couple of men: "Take her out." He was talking about a female diplomatic envoy overseas whom he detested and he was unaware someone was filming and recording him in something that would be distributed over the internet and I believe on TV as well.
Maybe he added (Kill!) to the text bc the actual person texting said to him, with tears in his eyes, “sir, this is amazing. The YUGEST most threatening text so far today telling them you’ll kill them” to which tRUMP stuttered, that’s what I said. Keep what I said then put those little half circle things around my genius, you know I’m brilliant, put half circles with, Kill in the middle, and then be sure to add that upside down looking i thingy next to it.
fabulous comment! true and funny AF
Well his followers think “86” is a death threat so…
Betcha after the felon got done screaming, the Secretary of Defense went on a real bender. 😂
"for fuck’s sake, “thank you for your attention to this matter” is how you close a disgruntled email to your town board because that pothole in front of your house isn’t being fixed fast enough." LOL! Thats gold.
His fat hand covered in makeup is a big tell.... maybe today's the day he meets Satan. 🤷🏼♀️
Oh you’re evil, and I’m right there with you!
Any day now, Satan, you can have him! 😇
fave protest sign: "Uh, yes. I'd like that Taco to go, please."
Mine was:
“BIG PARADE TODAY…
(because therapy was too hard).”
I love it!!
That sign gets best of show, Sabrina! Brilliant!
It's crushing what America has had to endure under the Republican Party and this dangerously dumb psychopath. So Satan will enjoy hosting him. 🤦♀️
What's really annoying is that the supposed working class are Trump supporters now. They have forgotten minimum wage, insurance, overtime, and other benefits that they wouldn't have had the Democratic Party didn't fight for them. But because the Democrats also push for non discrimination, women's rights (+ abortion ), they prefer the Republicans who are now supposedly helping the white working class. ( they're not) from having their jobs taken over by non whites. Most factories moved overseas and, in spite of tarrifs, they will stay there.
I'm going to go clinical here as someone who spent 20 years working in critical care and trauma units. I think he already had underlying cardiovascular disease prior to getting COVID due to lifestyle choices. I'm guessing he may also have long COVID symptoms. Many people developed blood clots as a result of COVID and are on blood thinners. I also think he may have atrial fibrillation which makes him susceptible to blood clots. We'll never know because he hasn't exactly been forthcoming with his medical records. Personally I want the SOB to be gone to put this country and the world out of his misery. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!” 😂😂. Agree!
Oh yeah I forgot the exclamation point!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA!😂
Agree as a retired RN
Mebbe he slammed his ketchup bottle too hard
He has to recover from the six handshakes he received at the G7. Meloni’s in particular did lots of damage
Those Italian women are known for strong grips 😇
🤭🤗
that’s funny as h-LL
HA! Thats it!!!
About the photo of his hand. . .old people’s thinning skin (which I myself have) tears easily and bruises very, very alarmingly purple in large patches. Even from minor injuries. Let alone the devil’s touch.
I'm almost Trump's age. I just looked at my hands and they look nothing like that. Of course I don't live on junk food (never eaten a mouthful at McDonald's) and actually walk a lot (I don't play golf but seriously, ride your cart ON the green?) including in things such as No Kings marches.
Just wait until next year for spectacular, undisguisable changes. My mother-in-law declared, with force:
"Everything was FINE until I turned 80!" She was spot-on.
Sadly, it's true. However the swelling is a different matter, indicative IMQO (in my quack opinion) of a circulatory problem or maybe diabetes. In any event at 82 my skin is thin and fragile, but my hands and feet are not swolen and I don't lose control of my bowels yet.
If only he would just put out his most current medical records showing his "perfect health" so we can all relax.
What about his medical records would make us relax?
The thing that struck me about his hands was Rheumatoid Arthritis. That’s how my hands looked, minus bruises, when I was diagnosed 🤷♀️Of course who am I to even question as he has the best 🦆speaking on his behalf.
Just to be clear this is an observation only. I loathe, detest, despise the malignant narcissist psychopath with every fiber of my being. Every time a national news alert pops up, I immediately jump over 🙏🙏🙏🙏 is this the time????
It's hard to feel sympathy for some who not only has no compassion for others but rejoices in their misery.
Same…
There are older photos of him with a bandage on that hand and a little spot of blood. I believe he's getting infusions but I'm not a doctor.
At least we don't have to strain our eyes anymore looking for that non-scar on his big ugly Dumbo ear.
I'm not a doc either, so wondering why hand? why not inside-elbow where it won't show? (tho god knows those hand veins are easy to find and are nice and plump, so...)
That is where infusion therapy is usually given. Maybe he is getting weekly dextrose infusions to help keep him from dozing off 😏
I’ll bet you dollars to donuts, Carol, that those are syphilis sores.
There's always hope
Eewww🤢
Sorry, Hollie 🫢
He displays the cognitive decline of neurosyphilis, alright
yeah I suppose - but I'm 10 years older than him and nada (meaningless of course - we all die, uh, age differently)
But you DO know about the tooth fairy, right? Just checking
Yep. It’s called “senile purpura.” Patients hate when we document that but it is the official diagnosis.
Mitch McC had that too. Didn’t make a difference in the end? :/
I hope Macron gave him a real manly man handshake.
😂😂😂
Ahhhh--one can but hope!
💯= pothole comment!
Hope springs eternal Susan👿👿
I still vote for syphilis. It’s the chickens coming home to roost.
So you think Donny slugged Kegseth for that shitty parade, and that’s why his hand is swollen?
Tulsi Gabbard in charge of intelligence? Shouldn't someone WITH intelligence be in charge of intelligence gathering on our enemies? And isn't she on the 'no fly' list. And does creepy hands think he can just declare war on another country without Congresses approval...oh wait, he gives 2 shits about the law of the constitution. When the fuck is someone going to do something about these assclowns...like maybe have coup like he tried to do on J6. He's gonna turn the US into a Mad Max movie backdrop.
This is a surreal timeline for its sheer craziness, caused by unprecedented stupidity, incompetence, malevolence, and a complete lack of sanity. He just does anything he wants and the unprecedented nature of his uncaring irrationality confounds any rational procedural response. To your first point, Gabbard is an obvious Russian asset. Russian state media referred to her as "Russia's girlfriend." On the fucking air, for crissakes. So a war with Iran is not in Putin's interests if she's speaking against it.
Are there no 5th floor windows in the WH or Maralago? No forethought at all when they were built.
😂😂😂 a lady after my own heart.
Hillary said Gabbard was a Russian asset in 2016 when she was campaigning. She got reamed for that. Imagine🤔
Turns out Hillary was right about everything!
*sigh* Imagine where we'd be now if she had won.
Unless he backs Iran.
Appears that china is the backer not mother russsia. 🍊 🤡 is trying to start ww3 so he can then change his mind and declare himself the savior of the world.
Then he'll become dick taster for life. I mean dictator for life.
I believe that is a valid point. Definitely a strong possibility. This could get verrrry interesting between vlad and donnie.
s’what happens when the press takes its foot off the brakes…😖
Tulsi as an “intelligence officer” is a contradiction in terms.
Like military intelligence...wait, wasn't she in intelligence in the army?
Not sure but she is a Lt Col. in Hawaii Army National Guard. That apparently doesn’t stop her from being a Russian sympathizer
Military Police in Kuwait. As enlisted she was a medical specialist then went to OCS in Alabama.
Okay. A military police Russian asset
Hey!!! I was an MP.
If she’s supposedly ‘VPutiN’s girlfriend’ (per RT) - how can she be on his sh*t list. Not following…
"And does creepy hands think he can just declare war on another country without Congresses approval...."
He doesn’t have to declare war to send troops, weapons, tanks, aircraft, etc. After all, the U.S. never declared war in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq (either time), Afghanistan, Grenada, or for any other military involvement since WWII. Truman, Ike, Bush I, Bush II---they all bypassed Congress. Not defending mango man in the least, just saying that if he goes into Iran, there's ample precedent. ALL OF IT inexcusable.
Jeff, with all the other news popping around us I want to go back to the Minnesota political murders. “Golf with MAGAS” yesterday was quite revealing. The discussion at lunch was not about issues… it was… wait for it…. FAUX personalities. I learned so much🤮. The issue came up about the “Democrat that committed these murders” I patiently explained the background of the shooter, statements by the shooters roommate, that he, the shooter, was a former preacher, anti abortionist, voted for Donald, that indeed, this shooter was a MAGA terrorist. At that point I again pointed to… Facts, Evidence and the law, such as why the shooter was not charged with first degree murder… Silence so profound you could hear a pin drop… Best to All
I've said it before: your golf partners are so deeply indoctrinated that it is stunning. How do they function in our reality based world, FFS?
I wonder how they get their pants on in the morning and stumble out to, egad, work of some kind - but then I remember that people are not internally consistent and can indeed function in the real world while half their brain is cottage cheese. Hopefully the radioactive cockroaches will remain their little robot selves. Brains got us into this mess...and show no indication of getting us out.
They feel like part of the team when they ‘assist’? My guess
Why are his friends Nazis? I don't find that shit amusing.
Probably rich old white guys who are Fox News dumbass zombies. They don’t think they are Nazis but they are
I know. My point is that I don't think it's amusing to hang out with Nazis. They are his friends. They play golf together, eat together and talk to one another.
I don't know why people here think he is performing some kind of service.
I would never spend time with the cult.
Neither would I. But he is trying to puncture their illusions so mopar to him. We couldn’t stomach those fucking dumbsgits
Plus Walz WAS ON THE HIT LIST!?
At least they didn't declare that it's all "fake news" or "I don't believe that." That's where my conversations usually end.
Fastball, is there one particularly dense and indoctrinated member in the "Golf With MAGA'S" group? Like a loud-mouthed ringleader? Maybe a couple of the rest are taking in your weekly reality-checks.
Steve, yes there is a very vocal MAGA leader originally from So. Carolina.. all of them speak in FAUX speak… as I’ve explained previously I keep quiet during these discussions, except and until the they become factually inaccurate… that’s my cue to jump in and correct. They don’t like hat I tend to school them or berate them for only using FAUX “facts”… that’s what do.
facts, what are they good for
Good for you! 👍🏻
And now the cracks are cracking all around Trump's feet standing on that melting ice sheet covering hell. He calls Stephen Miller Weird Stephen and yet lets him run the country. Articles are starting to appear about the undercurrent in the White House with a lot of fearful staff who believe he's incapable of leading, is incompetent and uncontrollable and uncontrolled. Perhaps it will get through to the MAGA crowd that one of their most fervent hopes and reasons for voting for Trump was no more wars for America. And here we are, running straight in. My toes are starting to feel hot.
The pharmaceuticals are now well distributed throughout our White House. The MAGATS are well stocked with the reality relieving substances that make MAGA great…cuz reality is a downer in MAGATLAND.
Especially when the only appearance of "great" is a great big lie.
HE IS INCAPABLE OF LEADING...NONE OF THEM ARE!!!
Still, the walls have been closing in on him for 50+ years… part of the ‘show’
It will NEVER get through to the MAGA crowd that there's anything in the least wrong with Cheetolini or anything he does. Forlorn hope there.
It’s a cult-don’t waste your time
There’s a rumor that Donny didn’t want JD for his VP but Space Nazi insisted (also influenced by Peter Thiel) so that they could use the 25th amendment & put JD in place as president just like the tech bro oligarchs wanted in the first place
Yep. I've said the same since the election.
Traitor Trump held a meeting of his “security council”.
A better way of putting that; “Fraud Trump held a meeting featuring his incredibly incompetent, bungling cast of kkklowns.”
Tall flagpoles!! What could be more exciting and important!!!
Tall flagpoles around this "magnificent" place that T💩p once called a 'dump.'
Lord, hear my prayer. I don't ask for much, but please for the love of all that is good and right, call this mofo home now before he kills us all. Amen
Mebbe you should be asking the other guy, the one who likes heat
😆😆👿👿
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And he's really selling them! Like it's 2am on the Home Shopping Network. Very Preznitdential.
“In this corner heavy weight jagbag Tucker… in the far corner his opponent, here from Cancun, Teddy the dirtbag!”
Brilliant! My God, it was so funny watching those two bitch slap each other. Now I feel happy to start my day.
Fidel Cancun-omg hilarious 😂
God bless that woman who ripped Jake Tapper a new one. Somebody needs to do this to him every single day for the rest of his life.
Jake’s credibility went out the window a while ago— mofo can go fuck himself after what he has done to Joe Biden.
I fervently hope that the people of Israel are as disappointed, shocked and repulsed by what their Dear Leader is, and is doing, as we in this country are about ours. My sincere sympathies, if so. Way past time to take our homes back from these megalomaniacs!
Netanyahu and the Likkud have made Israel look like the Stephen Miller of the Middle East.
And by diligently meetings the 8AM PST deadline, you missed the part where the old stinkard made a joke about ‘erecting’ the flag poles, even though his mushroom hasn’t stood up since the 1990s. They are giving him GREAT drugs, he looks temporarily peppy. Any nurses want to weigh in on Daffy Don’s hand? Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Remember when Trump and all the talking heads insisted that Biden had be jacked up on drugs when he gave the 2024 SOTU address? As always, any trump accusation is an admission.
You've hit on what those two flagpoles really mean to him. LIke the double scoops of ice cream, excess is everything. Would love to see them planted up his backside.
Flying the screwball flag as seen in “Duck Amuck”
When Agent Orange mumbled about polls, I think he was dreaming about poles.
Doesn’t “King” Donny know that if he nuclear wars us to death, there will be no subjects for him to threaten? The roaches will not obey him.
Lizard skin hand. The transformation has begun.
Where are all the Q nuts now?
I think they're all in the current administration on the government payroll now. Seriously, is Q still a thing?
Sporkfoot Greene is a fan
Jeff - I’m sure you’ll cover this tomorrow but WTF was that press conference this morning. Flagpoles, Powell, Iran, “can’t say these e word”, 2020 election, Biden, etc. If this doesn’t scream the 25th Amendment to people, what does. You’re so right. His brain is mush and he’s a danger to the world. I watched on CNN and instead of going
‘“Holy Shit” they just moved on like nothing happened. Although I think Wolf’s face told it all
Just slapping’ ALL the buttons… see what sticks… and they let him do it :/