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I don't care if trump gets nailed for jaywalking or unpaid parking tickets. I want him to be held accountable for something. More than in jail, I want trump poor. As in dead broke.

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In order, I'd like him convicted of smearing the name of his rape victim, even if he don't do time for the assault. His base loves the King David analogy. Fuck 'em. He's a tawdry serial sexual predator.

Next, the Georgia crimes.

Next, the years of false reporting in NY, jail his fat ass on that one.

Next, Jack Smith's federal investigations; please let there be a god who cares for us, or at least isn't indifferent.

Next the lies about the payoff.

Next, let DeSantis suffer and suffer.

Next let those who've tried to ride his coattails try to jump off. And that list is long, long, long... I've come to hate so many more people than o ever thought I'd have to hate.

Let's work Ginni Thomas, her cruel husband, and Sammy "the bullshitter" Alito in somehow. The depth of their betrayal and glib mendacity needs a comeuppance or three.

Jeez, it's really hard to end this.

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Trump is the biggest f*cking idiot & loser there ever was.

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Jeff! Your summation made my day-week-month, maybe even made this decade! So long as these legal entanglements keep-a-tangling the ever evil Agent Orange, I'm a happy, woke libtard!!!

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I just want this over with. I don't care what he's charged with, he's done enough. I don't want him necessarily to spend the rest of his life in jail; I'd almost rather he just be dead broke living in a garden apartment in Queens maybe;, Melania leaves; at least one other family member serves some time and has to pay a huge fine (maybe Jared). But good god I'm 74 years old, can I please have a few peaceful, non Trump nightmare years? Could my grandchildren possibly not hear of him except in history books? And could the media please give Biden some good press? Imagine what living in wake of Trump has done to him.

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Another candidate for the list, maybe next indictment season, is the shenanigans surrounding the financing for Truth Social. Nice write up about it on the Overtime Substack the other day.

Who’s investigating: DOJ, SEC

Crime involved: fraud

Possible consequences: prison, fines

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I hope you’re right Jeff and I hope he doesn’t cause more death and destruction before he’s stopped. A cornered rat with nothing left to lose is vicious.

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My prayers are in this order: the ugly orange pustule has a stroke and knows what is happening but has no use of his limbs and can no longer speak, has to pay the price for any and all of his crimes, lives long enough to have his businesses damaged irreparably, and his name becomes synonymous with evil. Simultaneously, due to the coming lawsuits, all right wing media posing as news is forced to make statements that they have been lying to the public about the election and that their evil orange leader is the worst traitor this country has ever seen.

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He's going to go down. I honestly believe we're going to be surprised with some of the charges.

Jeff, all of the crimes you've listed are only the ones we know about.

I can't wait to hear about the ones we don't know about. There's a reason Jack Smith and his particular expertise has been bought into this case.

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Hi Jeff, reports from NYC MAGAS are gathering... and accusing fellow MAGAS of being FBI informants, happens in every revolution.. HAHAHAHA... even though it’s early I gotta celebrate.

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The Orange Douche for Brains has so many legal issues right now it seems likely that a blind man can hit the target repeatedly on this one… but.. Douche For Brains is a slippery POS. Not only that he has his sycophant zealots doing his bidding…you know the MAGAts he shits out like a herpes virus.. I’ll believe it when he’s cuffed and doing his perp walk. I’ll make the popcorn!!

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I'm waiting for his arteries to stop disappointing me.

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I want the Supreme Court “Judges” appointed during the Trump administration reversed due to criminal payoffs and an illegal Presidency.

I want Ginny Thomas to do time in a federal facility while her husband’s wages are garnished for her fines to the point of bankruptcy. Hopefully he’ll die homeless and insane.

I want TFG to watch his lies unravel as Melania and Ivanka roll on him.

I want every single Republican who voted for TFG to puke on themselves in church every Sunday until TFG sees the inside of a jail cell. Then, I want them to involuntarily shit themselves every Sunday afterward whether they’re in church or not.

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Another great one from Jeff! But, I have a dumb question. Are there no ongoing investigations into the Zelensky/Ukraine crimes that he was impeached for (the first time)? Perhaps that ended when the Senate acquitted him in February 2020...? In the back of my mind I've held out hope more would come of that. I can't keep all of traitor pussygrabber's crimes straight!

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While Jeff's post made my day, my thoughts and prayers are with Trump and his...BAHAHAHA I couldn't even finish the sentence.

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Bring it ALL!!!!!

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