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Women really are wonderful. The female strength of character is not to be underestimated. 💥

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In my youth, I underestimated the female force field only a few times and it was always to my detriment. I learned never to underestimate those of the softer sex!

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"Softer sex...?" I guess you didn't learn that lesson very well. "Softer sex" my ass, dude. 🙄🙄🙄

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It’s just an old expression. (Possibly meant ironically?) Then I’m sure he’ll also know the “Woman scorned” maxim. 🤭

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I don't care if it's "old" from the 50s, or from 18th century or the bible or wherever the fuck he learned it. Its patronizing, condescending and sexist. Any man worth anything should know better. Especially here, especially now. No breaks given....

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Reading what that lady did really made my day...but I tried not to gag thinking how she had to listen to the crap he spewed. BRAVO ladies!

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Hmm. Methinks their strength is somewhat relative viz a viz this incident. It’s sort of like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to the male ego.

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Some women come to mind..

E Jean Carol

Ruby and Shay

Letitia James

Fani Willis (yours in service)

Cassidy H

Nancy P

Liz Cheney

Need I go on?

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Hillary Clinton--she repeatedly tried to warn us--she was right about everything! Think how different the world might be now if Obama had announced that Trump was under FBI investigation for his activity with the Russians during the 2016 campaign. Oh but we sure as hell knew Hillary was under investigation by the FBI for her emails. McConnell threatened Obama, and he caved. Changed the course of history and the world!

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Indeed

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Sheila,

I mostly agree with your narrative except for one thing that the Clinton’s and Obama weren’t right about, and that was the ongoing disaster of neoliberal economics for a large part of the US population. The populist backlash we are dealing with now in the form of Trump, is largely due to the Democratic Party buying into it. A mea culpa from those three is overdue.

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The Democratic Party lost touch with its base and we are all paying the price.

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Bill; And don’t get me started on the DNC! 🤬

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OR, if the SCOTUS hadn't handed W a "win" just think of the many possibilities like fighting climate change early and being a leader on renewable tech instead of a reluctant oil producing follower. Than again, who knows so many people willing to drive us right off the cliff.

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An exemplary list 👏👏👏

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Thanks. 😘

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Georgina Santos?

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Nearly 40 years ago, one of my female friends said, “Men! They unzip their pants, and their brains fall out!” I still laugh about that comment today.

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Thats a good one! 🤣

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Omg i love it😅😅😂😂

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🤓🤓🤓

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I can just hear all the itchy-dicked MAGA dudes whining about entrapment. 🤣

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"Waaaaah we have a Eleventy-First Amendment right to get laaaaaiiiid!"

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Yes, by your cellmate!

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Exactly what I was thinking.

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That the Covert Temptress knew how to exploit post-Jan 6 Insurrection boners is a testament to her keen sense of how testosterone addles the male brain. Kudos to the Covert Temptress and her perspicacity. Well done.

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I'm ready to get on Bumble and going fishing for some dumb-f*ck J6ers!

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You just know these men have very low opportunity. They always whine that no one wants to date “conservative” MAGAs. Hello…that is a good indication that MAGAs don’t have the numbers they imagine.

It’s such a good plan though!

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Right? Living in their parents' basement limits their opportunities, too. ;)

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Good point

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Me too! Love that the common sense stance most humans would have would be “I ain’t gonna do that bc look what just happened”. But “common sense” and “human” are two ideas these knuckle draggers” don’t get. So yeah. There’s gonna be a lot of “I shoulda known”. “How stupid could I be? Etc.

Answer to how stupid could I be?

Lots. Big stupid. Way stupid!

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I know! It really sounds tempting. Considering the morons out there were 20's to 60's, it is like fishing with no limits or license needed.

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In a barrel🤣🤣

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Her story is told in "Sedition Hunters" by Ryan J. Reilly.

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😂😂😂 You continue to provide evidence that the human race is in intellectual decline. Great column...I’m crying “don’t brag about your crimes on the internet”. JFC! 🤦‍♀️

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You can't fix stupid.

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Absolutely true. There’s so much stupid out there!

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It continually boggles my mind .

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No but 3 to 5 years in lockup sounds like a fair start!

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“Moving on up to the East Side” theme song just ran through my head. Rudy, your stuff isn’t your stuff anymore.

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I volunteer for the eviction crew.

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Also that woman who got maga idiots to confess on bumble is my hero. What a badass

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Dark Brandon should definitely award that badass a Medal of Freedom🇺🇸

She’s earned it.

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I almost drove off the road, listening to, and roaring with laughter at Jeff’s post today while driving to work. My stomach muscles are sore.🤣

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When Siri reads Jeff’s thoughts to me in her sunny, *deadpan* voice it’s uproariously funny. I never realized she could cuss like that.🫣

I recommend this experience.

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I have kind of a dislike-hate relationship with Siri, but you know, having it read Jeff's column to me might repair our relationship a bit...

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I think Siri knows how clever she sounds, urgently saying the word “f*cking” with that smirk she always has in her voice.

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I concur. No Siri.

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I see what you did there! Applause!

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Cheers to the potential dates and pissed-off exes who turned in over 300 of these morons

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"when we last left America’s drunk and disgraced mayor..." I totally heard this in my head as an old-time radio show, complete with sound effects of a bottle being emptied and tossed aside! I want this on a podcast (or radio) with sound effects for every step, including the moving truck backing up and Ruby and Shaye saying, "Tell us about this fugly $20 lamp. PACK IT ALL UP!!"

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A legend. I tip my hat to her.

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Welp, this may well be the funniest one yet, Jeff. The following should be taught in all middle schools:

"folks — and I cannot stress this enough — don’t fucking brag about your crimes to strangers on the internet — even if you think it’s going to get you laid. no, wait — especially if you think it’s going to get you laid. stop thinking with your dick, son.

it’s such obvious advice ... that I can’t believe I have to say it."

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Dec 21, 2023·edited Dec 21, 2023

Still laughing! "Stop thinking with your dick, son". Eternally good advice.

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I hear THAT with the voice of Foghorn Leghorn the cartoon character!!

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Required curriculum for boys to men in classrooms across the country but especially FL.

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Speaking of insurrections...the Colorado ruling is heading to the Supreme Court and the biggest question among pundits seems to be not whether TFG committed one, but apparently what damage it might cause to the country for ruling he did and kicking him off the ballot. Excuse me, but WTAF? Is that how courts roll now? I’m sorry, but I can’t throw the guy that murdered your whole family in prison for life because it may hurt his feelings? What????? This is the most cut and dried case this court will ever see. There is video, there is audio, there are fact witnesses. There are fucking tweets! But some MAGATs may get their feelings hurt and riot or some shit so they must take that into consideration?? 🤯🤯🤯 Basta!!! Vote!!!

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How many pundits have actually read the indictments and court rulings? The evidence that these are true is public knowledge! Little Donnie's speeches and interviews. His acolytes confirming every item on the lists. He doesn't have to be convicted of insurrection as proof that he violated his oath of office and conspired against the government because we all watched it on TV!

Engeron's ruling is written so even the dumbest talking head can understand it. And it's funny as hell!

Read and collect them all!

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To my "boil it down to a simplistic way to look at it" way of thinking, SCOTUS votes for either the rule of law or the rule of the mob.

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And it truly sucks that that concept is in question.

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History is repeating itself. The SCOTUS is for sale, oops five are already bought and sold.

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They need more than their feelings hurt.

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The courts often consider if it's going to hurt the feelings of the rich.

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I have asked this for years. It is as obvious as the King Has No Clothes. And yet,?

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I really got a laugh out of the guy entrapping himself. Two things came to my mind. If one wants to keep it secret, don’t talk about it and by all that is holy don’t post it. The second I learned some years ago. Losers will identify themselves in the first two minutes by their own words.

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For a good starter, Rudy could sign over the deed to his $6 million NYC apartment to the ladies. They can sell it.

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Unfortunately, there are probably a few liens on it. Their lawyers must be tracking where his living on money is coming from, how his credit card bills are being paid, etc.

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Forensic accountants will find everything. You can bet that he has $$$ offshore. Getting that is difficult.

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Bobo & Empty Greene are always howl posting on dreX about how all the "patriots" "freedom fighters" "tourists" of Jan 6 should be pardoned & compensated for the evils done to them by the courts & Biden. Yes, Biden, the 666 delusion living under every magahat. They refuse to recognize over six hundred of them PLEADED GUILTY.

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Empty Greene 🙌🏽 brilliant!!

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Isn't that evidence enough to charge them with aiding, abetting, giving aid and comfort, i.e., TREASON?

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I think so.

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