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Flower Child's avatar

Captive chew toy Kevin McCarthy!!

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Deb's avatar

Perfect!!! There aren't enough adjectives to describe how pathetic Kevin McCarthy has become. The person who has treated him with the MOST respect (certainly undeserving, and most definitely a ploy) has been Joe Biden! How does Jacketless Gym remain unscathed?

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TJTarheel's avatar

I’ve followed Joe Biden way before he was Obamas pick for VP, I’ve always admired his strength of character and sense of humor and he’s always done his best to work with others. He shows everyone respect and look how slimy Trump left the White House-the spoiled psychopathic baby. No one in our history has shown the disrespect for everything the way Trump has. I know this is about the mean Greene and freedom caucus or no she has no place in the house even with her face eaten off by leopards.

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Sally parrinello's avatar

Jeff, as much as Trump would disagree,

You have the BEST WORDS!

Thanks for the enjoyment….

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MICHAEL OHALLORAN's avatar

THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE FREEDOM CIRCUS, THATS WHERE ALL THE CLOWNS ARE.

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Greg Zimet's avatar

With respect to the "Freedom" Caucus: Freedom's just another word for no brain cells left to lose, three brain cells ain't worth nothin' but they're free. Feelin' good was easy, lord, when Marjorie got the blues. Feelin' good was good enough for me, good enough for me and an ousted MTG. (With apologies to Kris Kristofferson)

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Thanks, I sang that in my head as I was reading it.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Forgot the ?

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TJTarheel's avatar

Janis or Chris

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TJTarheel's avatar

And Janis Joplin of course

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Greg Zimet's avatar

Janis did the best performance of it. Kris wrote it. Both great artists (unlike MTG)!

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TJTarheel's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 loved them both and yes Kris wrote best, Janis live was the best!

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Jon Michael Nordquist's avatar

After the first four words the tune was playing in my head as I read along 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.

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Patris's avatar

If they had a brain between them they might be nihilists. Nihilists have more charm.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Incandescent Shit-Show of Incompetent Morons” kinda reads like a sequel to “Everything Everywhere All At Once”.

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RV maxima's avatar

Oh indeed!

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JerryBier's avatar

This information gives me hope until I turn on the "News" and I see a reporter interviewing a Trumpidiot or a (blind) fan of the current debacle still called the GOP (GQP would be more accurate) who can not be swayed by facts and science. Their tune never changes no matter how many criminal acts these people commit. It just seems to reinforce their enthusiasm and their illness.

We have to wonder just what is mentally wrong with these fools. It's really depressing that we have that many foolish despicable people walking (and worse yet-- voting) among us in this country, not to mention around the planet.

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RV maxima's avatar

I am now sto k on GOP = the Grand Old Potty after Trump's toilet/secure cabinet.

Old men and their old "Potty"

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TJTarheel's avatar

Do like me and don’t turn on TV news as o haven’t since 2016 when they all became the trump show, and I never missed the first hour of Morning Joe but lately there’s been to much to read, I get the AP and it’s facts only, no bias, no opinions, I get the NYT’s to but just paused it. I’m thinking of going back to an hour of MJ, they cover anything worth knowing, even on the west coast but no DVR anymore. Maybe YouTube

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TJTarheel's avatar

You know you’re the lowest of the low when you’re voted out of “the freedom caucus,” and any title with the words “freedom,” Patriot,” “Liberty,” words that once meant American, now mean “ ignorant, trump loving, putin loving, anti freedom, liberty, patriot,” because these people are doing everything they can to destroy us. They’re dangerous, gangrenous sores actually in our government that the “ founders” regardless of all their worst mistakes, never dreamed of. And this revival of the tea party on crack all comes down to Donald Trump, an incurable terminal cancer that has infected every American, regardless of whether they’re only slightly aware of him or follow his every move and celebrate his every down fall.

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Deb's avatar

Well said!

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Openly Fae's avatar

The stupidest carnival with the stupidest games and the stupidest prizes never closes it's tents.

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Kerbo's avatar

the dimmest Republicans in Congress gravitate to the Freedom Caucus because they don’t make you do hard stuff like reading bills, or staying awake during committee meetings. all you need is a jerrycan of gas and a book of matches and bingo, you’re in.

I LOVE THIS!!

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RV maxima's avatar

The Clown Car at the Circus with endless AssClowns

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Kit Gruelle's avatar

Marjorie Taylor Greene is nothing more than human truck nuts.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Accidently posted twice then when deleting one, both were gone.

I originally had written:

As simple as this sentence may seem, it is remarkably profound.

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Gordon's avatar

The unfortunate fact remains is that this caucus has done some damage and they’re quite capable of doing more. I am hoping that Jack Smith rides in with his white-hat on and takes out some of these fucks with indictments for instigating/participating in the Jan 6th riots.

Supposedly, many of these morons were providing ‘maps’ for the proud-boys and other groups prior to 1/6. Let’s see Lady Justice to the rescue!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Whoever said, "no matter how bad the news is with Trump, it's always worse" could not have been more accurate. It's incredible.

What if we only know 1/4 of it now?

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Hopefully Boebert at least will be out in the next cycle. She is such A Idiot.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Nope, she would have to undergo some rigorous training just to get her UP to the level of Idiot. Louie Gohmert has to be praying she won't get voted out, or he'll be the dumbest bastard in Congress again.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

ALL of them.

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Sarah's avatar

The list of titles that the lying shitheads in the GQP use for their attack on democracy is so f*cking annoying, Freedom Caucus my ass. All their names tell us the exact opposite of what they want to do to this country while trying to advance themselves. TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS CAUCUS is more like it.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

They've used misleading titles for a long time. If it sounds like something good you can usually infer the opposite.

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

1984 is one of their well-thumbed playbooks.

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John Tyrey's avatar

World class wordsmithing! Jeff's like a snarkastic Winston Churchill.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Don't stop at eating just her face, please.

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