holy shit, the leopards are eating Jenna Ellis’s face
you hate to see it
ace traffic court lawyer Jenna Ellis has always been a dutiful foot soldier for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces party.
whenever the leopards needed a lawyer to go on Fox News and explain why it was totally cool for Donald Trump to steal classified war plans, there was Jenna.
Jenna was even willing to endure Rudy Giuliani’s covid farts, if it meant helping to keep the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party in power.
such was the depth of Jenna Ellis’s loyalty.
which is why it’s super fucking hilarious that right now, the leopards are eating Jenna Ellis’s face.
Jenna Ellis, best known these days as one of Donald Trump’s 18 co-conspirators in the Georgia election interference case, is up to her eyeballs in both deep shit and lawyer’s bills.
and so she turned to Donald Trump for help — but Trump, who up till now has been quite happy to have his PAC pay the bills of anyone willing to lie to prosecutors, has suddenly turned tight-fisted.
yesterday, Jenna took to whatever-twitter-is-called-now to whine about it.
it’s not just Jenna who is having her face gnawed these days.
Rudy Colludy is also getting the fuck-you treatment from Trump.
“With his attorney in tow, Rudy Giuliani traveled to Mar-a-Lago in recent months on a mission to make a personal and desperate appeal to former President Donald Trump to pay his legal bills. By going in person, a source familiar with the matter told CNN, Giuliani and his lawyer Robert Costello believed they could explain face-to-face why Trump needed to assist his former attorney with his ballooning legal bills.”
in fact, according to Jenna’s not-twitter post, none of the Georgia co-conspirators are getting one penny from Trump.
many of them are scrambling for cash and having to resort to go-fund-me campaigns to pay their mounting legal bills.
Rudy and Jenna, fuck them. Eastman and the Kraken Lady and all the skeevy lawyers, fuck them as well. they knew what they were getting into when they agreed to do Trump’s dirty work. their lives are in tatters now, their reputations ruined, and they have no one to blame but themselves.
but you almost have to feel sorry for the dipshits who put their names on forged electoral certificates — here, sign this, it will be fun — without realizing just how deeply they were opening themselves up to a world of legal hell.
naaah, never mind — you don’t have to feel sorry for them.
these sad fools are learning what’s been obvious to most of us all along. loyalty is a one-way street with Donald Trump — he demands it from you, but he will throw you under the bus in a hot fucking second once you’re no longer of any use to him.
too bad it’s such an expensive lesson.
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