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Openly Fae's avatar

See, a smart person would just drop the flaming gavel but Kev grabs it with both hands and starts licking it, waiting for it to cool down.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

hahahaha The visual is so clear

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

😂😵‍💫🙄 maybe boobert will take the job, the blow jobs she seems to really suck at.

(These people make my head 🤯....)

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Openly Fae's avatar

Yeah but the flaming gavel would melt the fake boobs.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

True.... never mind. It was just a random thought. She would suck at it anyway. 🙄

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Openly Fae's avatar

She sucks at a lot of things, way I hear it.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Sucks, grabs, pulls, tugs!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

A full service concubine.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Don't forget the groping. hahahaha

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RV maxima's avatar

Surprised she wasn't giving tugging in the theater OR maybe got thrown out before the 3rd Act?

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Gail Bauman's avatar

Oh no, you di'ent!

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Alicia Norman's avatar

ROFLMAO!!!!

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Tama2U's avatar

EN, you are on 🔥🔥🔥

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Openly Fae's avatar

Oh good that burning isn't herpes.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

bwahahaha ya'll killing me!!!

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RV maxima's avatar

Well she can at least go back to being a lot-lizard at the truck stop on I-70.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I really really like this post. hahahahaha

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And that's after compromised Kev is done sleeping with it.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

That poor, poor gavel--somebody rescue it!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Preferably by a Democrat in 2024.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Hollah!!!

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Singe-ing hair and his eyebrows. Yuh, howsit taste Kev, howsit taaaste!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

No wonder Boehner is into cannabis.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

way back when I worked in advertising I had a client who actually drove me to drink

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

You wouldn’t be the first.

Lately I see Army of Darkness as the most truthful depiction of the current House Republican contingent. McCarthy doesn’t have the stones to cut off his arm and attach a prosthetic shotgun.

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Kay-El's avatar

Perhaps Heart of Darkness?

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Anne E Sweeney's avatar

totally Heart of Darkness"

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Your going to drive me to drinking if you don’t stop driving that hot Rod Kevin Lincoln.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I was in advertising for 32 years and drinking was the only way to survive. 😜

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Alicia Norman's avatar

I feel your pain.

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Kerbo's avatar

Way back when I was a retail buyer my assistant actually drove me to drink

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Alicia Norman's avatar

And I feel you -- SEO market and internet marketing -- trying to explain why SEO campaigns are NOT instantaneous quick fixes to people who want instantaneous quick fixes...

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Carole Rose's avatar

💔

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Was it Trump?

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Marie Martin's avatar

And at ad agencies (at least way back when I was at Cunningham & Walsh) they literally will DRIVE you to drink, as in: get in my car, I’m driving you to the bar to get you drunk. Life snuffing environment.

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LORI  D's avatar

I know this seems impossible, but his replacement will be worse.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I know. that's why I have mixed feelings for wanting Mitch McConnell to step down

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Indeed, that is all we need Mo' MAGA.

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RV maxima's avatar

Probably fall down first...

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

Exactly. You said what I was thinking. Gaetz? Donaldson? Greene? The options are terrifying.

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Elizabeth Ellis's avatar

I don’t think any of them would want it--why? Because then they would have to have actual policies to propose that could actually get passed, and they know it.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

and working brains.

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Nightmaher's avatar

Problem is none of the them have working brains. Lumpy pumpkin 🎃 is either

A) setting up his insanity defense in case shit goes sideways for him ( which I’ve always thought he’s been angling for,to save his putrid sour patch.

B) The clown car is overloaded with 91 indictments and Lumpy 🎃is trying to put his clown shoes out to slow that sucker down or speed it up thinking he’ll be exonerated or pardoned by the shit show of the GOP.

C) And finally, Lumpy 🎃honestly believes he’s got a chance to still win a real round of golf without cheating.

The saddest part of this whole thing The Lumpy 🎃is the only one who believes any of these will work.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

They're all epic fails.

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RV maxima's avatar

The Fall Army

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Gail Bauman's avatar

Instead of bitching and moaning (well that's mostly Boebert, at the theater)...

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RV maxima's avatar

At least they would actually have to DO something vs playing 2nd rate FOX pundits.

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Abbi's avatar

My fantasy is no R will be able to get enough votes and Hakeem Jeffries will keep getting more votes than anyone else, and as the shut-down continues and the election approaches enough Rs in swing districts will give up and help elect him Speaker. One place this fantasy stumbles is whether a new Speaker gets to bring in new rules, i.e., the chaos caucus can’t keep unseating Speakers.

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Kerbo's avatar

I like this scenario…

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Me too--but will it happen?

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Ahhh. Such a shame. Couldn't have happened to a better person. I bet Gaetz has a person in mind to replace McCarthy...like, say the Jan 6th pipe bomber?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

or tump or even Steve Bannon? then they could haul anybody's and everybody's ass into a congressional hearing and go bat shit crazy on them. Can you fucking imagine?

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Gail Bauman's avatar

Was my thought too!

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RV maxima's avatar

Trying hard not to.

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Gail Bauman's avatar

Marjorie Sporkfoot...? Or Bobo the Clown? I can't decide which one did it...or, maybe they'll nominate Donnie Spraytan...?

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DonP's avatar

Should we rename Kevin, Neville? After all Chamberlain also took too long to realize what appeasement to bullies gets you.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

ooooh that's apt!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Good point.

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Ema's avatar

Out of (approx) 222 GOP House members, 45 are in the Freedom Caucus. 45!

WTF are the other 177 GOP House members doing since they clearly outnumber the Freedom Caucus?

Maybe for those of us, who live in gerrymandered districts and have a GOP Rep member who is NOT a part of the Freedom Caucus, it's time to email or call YOUR Rep and ask him/her WTF are YOU doing? I do it often. Ask them how he/she is allowing 45 members to control their beloved GOP party and ask them when are they going to put COUNTRY over PARTY?

45! That number gives me a migraine!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes. Excellent idea. 👍🏻👍🏻

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David L McBurnett's avatar

Like Nixon, " I will stand on your grave to make sure you are dead" (Bob Dylan, Masters of War). We worked hard getting rid of Nixon yet in defeat these trolls will destroys the country just to get the "libs" and stay in power.

It can happen here, just go to Florida....

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

Oops, thought of another one.

The Freedom Caucus is going to have him with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Well, he does look like a giant, sad liver.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

I’m glad to hear the ethics committee has reopened the investigation into sex pest Gaetz. I can’t believe he’s not guilty.

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Deb's avatar

He's another one of those teflon-coated creeps who never is held accountable for anything he does. I still remember at least 2 years ago he was going to be indicted 'next week' and next week never happened!

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Robyn Ruder's avatar

Because his daddy always bails him out

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Oh geez... thank you for the laugh today Jeff, I needed it! lol Funny, I was just yesterday musing about where Paul Ryan is and what he's up to. When he left "to spend more time with his family," I pegged him as being smart enough to get the hell outta Dodge until the Mango Mussolini was out of sight. I still think that's what he's doing. He'll wait until after the 2024 election, then -- mark my words -- he'll be back. While I disagree with him on pretty much every issue, I wouldn't be terrified that he'd accidently drop a nuclear bomb on his own toe the way I feel about so many of them.

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Rusalka's avatar

Trump gets back in, it would be forever. He wants to be another Putin.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I thought he was on Fox's board of directors, no?

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Kay-El's avatar

Kevin has always been a horse’s ass. No surprise that he’s sucking up to the loons in his party. It’s not going to end well for him and the sane among us will have to bite the bullet for it. On the other hand, I’m glad to see him between a rock and a hard place.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

He has zero leadership skills! Zippo. Kev needs to be run out on a rail, O Brother Where Art Thou style.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol, yes! He’s the definition of a carpetbagger

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Yup--kick him to the Curb, but then another head of the hydra will grow! That head may have an actual brain--a sinter one, but a brain, nonetheless.

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Rusalka's avatar

Always glad to hear the latest crazy news from you. No sugar coating. In the meantime, what are softie democrats doing to show those MAGATS what Joe Biden has accomplished so far? This election will decide if we keep our almost 250 years democracy for God’s sake! All they worry about is his age helping those crazies with the notion that he’s unfit. Compared with the indicted multiple times, seditionist, rapist, with the intellect of a toddler GOP choice? If you haven’t seen the latest Lincoln Project video ad, please do.

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Kay-El's avatar

I watch nearly all their videos, they’re spot on.

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Susan Costello's avatar

I just have to tell you, Uncle Jeff, I really appreciate your posts on a number of different levels and they're one of the first things I read on my email in the morning.

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

Nom nom, said the cannibals.

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Ida Santana MD's avatar

Gaetz- the guy sex trafficking and paying to have sex with an underage girl- he’s the guy driving our country over a cliff. Vote these bastards out. Throw ‘em in jail. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/14/matt-gaetz-scandal-joel-greenberg-sex-trafficking

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HollyValera's avatar

Leopards gonna leopard, but although I've got a strong stomach for watching them eat each other's faces, seeing Kevin's munched on, day after day, is tedious, unsurprising and frankly, nauseating, even for me.

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