Lately I see Army of Darkness as the most truthful depiction of the current House Republican contingent. McCarthy doesn’t have the stones to cut off his arm and attach a prosthetic shotgun.
And I feel you -- SEO market and internet marketing -- trying to explain why SEO campaigns are NOT instantaneous quick fixes to people who want instantaneous quick fixes...
And at ad agencies (at least way back when I was at Cunningham & Walsh) they literally will DRIVE you to drink, as in: get in my car, I’m driving you to the bar to get you drunk. Life snuffing environment.
I don’t think any of them would want it--why? Because then they would have to have actual policies to propose that could actually get passed, and they know it.
Problem is none of the them have working brains. Lumpy pumpkin 🎃 is either
A) setting up his insanity defense in case shit goes sideways for him ( which I’ve always thought he’s been angling for,to save his putrid sour patch.
B) The clown car is overloaded with 91 indictments and Lumpy 🎃is trying to put his clown shoes out to slow that sucker down or speed it up thinking he’ll be exonerated or pardoned by the shit show of the GOP.
C) And finally, Lumpy 🎃honestly believes he’s got a chance to still win a real round of golf without cheating.
The saddest part of this whole thing The Lumpy 🎃is the only one who believes any of these will work.
Ahhh. Such a shame. Couldn't have happened to a better person. I bet Gaetz has a person in mind to replace McCarthy...like, say the Jan 6th pipe bomber?
or tump or even Steve Bannon? then they could haul anybody's and everybody's ass into a congressional hearing and go bat shit crazy on them. Can you fucking imagine?
Like Nixon, " I will stand on your grave to make sure you are dead" (Bob Dylan, Masters of War). We worked hard getting rid of Nixon yet in defeat these trolls will destroys the country just to get the "libs" and stay in power.
He's another one of those teflon-coated creeps who never is held accountable for anything he does. I still remember at least 2 years ago he was going to be indicted 'next week' and next week never happened!
Oh geez... thank you for the laugh today Jeff, I needed it! lol Funny, I was just yesterday musing about where Paul Ryan is and what he's up to. When he left "to spend more time with his family," I pegged him as being smart enough to get the hell outta Dodge until the Mango Mussolini was out of sight. I still think that's what he's doing. He'll wait until after the 2024 election, then -- mark my words -- he'll be back. While I disagree with him on pretty much every issue, I wouldn't be terrified that he'd accidently drop a nuclear bomb on his own toe the way I feel about so many of them.
Kevin has always been a horse’s ass. No surprise that he’s sucking up to the loons in his party. It’s not going to end well for him and the sane among us will have to bite the bullet for it. On the other hand, I’m glad to see him between a rock and a hard place.
Always glad to hear the latest crazy news from you. No sugar coating. In the meantime, what are softie democrats doing to show those MAGATS what Joe Biden has accomplished so far? This election will decide if we keep our almost 250 years democracy for God’s sake! All they worry about is his age helping those crazies with the notion that he’s unfit. Compared with the indicted multiple times, seditionist, rapist, with the intellect of a toddler GOP choice? If you haven’t seen the latest Lincoln Project video ad, please do.
I just have to tell you, Uncle Jeff, I really appreciate your posts on a number of different levels and they're one of the first things I read on my email in the morning.
Leopards gonna leopard, but although I've got a strong stomach for watching them eat each other's faces, seeing Kevin's munched on, day after day, is tedious, unsurprising and frankly, nauseating, even for me.
Here's my philosophy to dealing with crazy - you meet crazy with crazier; they do not have tools to deal with it and back down. I've done this on serval occasions in the past and the most recent was last month with a certifiable crazy Czech woman living across the street. She decided I was her next target (I did nothing BTW) and so I met her crazy with my crazier and she has not bothered me since!
See, a smart person would just drop the flaming gavel but Kev grabs it with both hands and starts licking it, waiting for it to cool down.
hahahaha The visual is so clear
😂😵💫🙄 maybe boobert will take the job, the blow jobs she seems to really suck at.
(These people make my head 🤯....)
Yeah but the flaming gavel would melt the fake boobs.
True.... never mind. It was just a random thought. She would suck at it anyway. 🙄
She sucks at a lot of things, way I hear it.
Sucks, grabs, pulls, tugs!
A full service concubine.
Don't forget the groping. hahahaha
Surprised she wasn't giving tugging in the theater OR maybe got thrown out before the 3rd Act?
Oh no, you di'ent!
ROFLMAO!!!!
EN, you are on 🔥🔥🔥
Oh good that burning isn't herpes.
bwahahaha ya'll killing me!!!
Well she can at least go back to being a lot-lizard at the truck stop on I-70.
I really really like this post. hahahahaha
And that's after compromised Kev is done sleeping with it.
That poor, poor gavel--somebody rescue it!
Preferably by a Democrat in 2024.
Hollah!!!
Singe-ing hair and his eyebrows. Yuh, howsit taste Kev, howsit taaaste!
No wonder Boehner is into cannabis.
way back when I worked in advertising I had a client who actually drove me to drink
You wouldn’t be the first.
Lately I see Army of Darkness as the most truthful depiction of the current House Republican contingent. McCarthy doesn’t have the stones to cut off his arm and attach a prosthetic shotgun.
Perhaps Heart of Darkness?
totally Heart of Darkness"
Your going to drive me to drinking if you don’t stop driving that hot Rod Kevin Lincoln.
I was in advertising for 32 years and drinking was the only way to survive. 😜
I feel your pain.
Way back when I was a retail buyer my assistant actually drove me to drink
And I feel you -- SEO market and internet marketing -- trying to explain why SEO campaigns are NOT instantaneous quick fixes to people who want instantaneous quick fixes...
💔
Was it Trump?
And at ad agencies (at least way back when I was at Cunningham & Walsh) they literally will DRIVE you to drink, as in: get in my car, I’m driving you to the bar to get you drunk. Life snuffing environment.
I know this seems impossible, but his replacement will be worse.
I know. that's why I have mixed feelings for wanting Mitch McConnell to step down
Indeed, that is all we need Mo' MAGA.
Probably fall down first...
Exactly. You said what I was thinking. Gaetz? Donaldson? Greene? The options are terrifying.
I don’t think any of them would want it--why? Because then they would have to have actual policies to propose that could actually get passed, and they know it.
and working brains.
Problem is none of the them have working brains. Lumpy pumpkin 🎃 is either
A) setting up his insanity defense in case shit goes sideways for him ( which I’ve always thought he’s been angling for,to save his putrid sour patch.
B) The clown car is overloaded with 91 indictments and Lumpy 🎃is trying to put his clown shoes out to slow that sucker down or speed it up thinking he’ll be exonerated or pardoned by the shit show of the GOP.
C) And finally, Lumpy 🎃honestly believes he’s got a chance to still win a real round of golf without cheating.
The saddest part of this whole thing The Lumpy 🎃is the only one who believes any of these will work.
They're all epic fails.
The Fall Army
Instead of bitching and moaning (well that's mostly Boebert, at the theater)...
At least they would actually have to DO something vs playing 2nd rate FOX pundits.
I like this scenario…
Me too--but will it happen?
Ahhh. Such a shame. Couldn't have happened to a better person. I bet Gaetz has a person in mind to replace McCarthy...like, say the Jan 6th pipe bomber?
or tump or even Steve Bannon? then they could haul anybody's and everybody's ass into a congressional hearing and go bat shit crazy on them. Can you fucking imagine?
Was my thought too!
Trying hard not to.
Marjorie Sporkfoot...? Or Bobo the Clown? I can't decide which one did it...or, maybe they'll nominate Donnie Spraytan...?
Should we rename Kevin, Neville? After all Chamberlain also took too long to realize what appeasement to bullies gets you.
ooooh that's apt!
Good point.
Like Nixon, " I will stand on your grave to make sure you are dead" (Bob Dylan, Masters of War). We worked hard getting rid of Nixon yet in defeat these trolls will destroys the country just to get the "libs" and stay in power.
It can happen here, just go to Florida....
Oops, thought of another one.
The Freedom Caucus is going to have him with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Well, he does look like a giant, sad liver.
I’m glad to hear the ethics committee has reopened the investigation into sex pest Gaetz. I can’t believe he’s not guilty.
He's another one of those teflon-coated creeps who never is held accountable for anything he does. I still remember at least 2 years ago he was going to be indicted 'next week' and next week never happened!
Because his daddy always bails him out
Oh geez... thank you for the laugh today Jeff, I needed it! lol Funny, I was just yesterday musing about where Paul Ryan is and what he's up to. When he left "to spend more time with his family," I pegged him as being smart enough to get the hell outta Dodge until the Mango Mussolini was out of sight. I still think that's what he's doing. He'll wait until after the 2024 election, then -- mark my words -- he'll be back. While I disagree with him on pretty much every issue, I wouldn't be terrified that he'd accidently drop a nuclear bomb on his own toe the way I feel about so many of them.
Trump gets back in, it would be forever. He wants to be another Putin.
I thought he was on Fox's board of directors, no?
Kevin has always been a horse’s ass. No surprise that he’s sucking up to the loons in his party. It’s not going to end well for him and the sane among us will have to bite the bullet for it. On the other hand, I’m glad to see him between a rock and a hard place.
He has zero leadership skills! Zippo. Kev needs to be run out on a rail, O Brother Where Art Thou style.
Lol, yes! He’s the definition of a carpetbagger
Yup--kick him to the Curb, but then another head of the hydra will grow! That head may have an actual brain--a sinter one, but a brain, nonetheless.
Always glad to hear the latest crazy news from you. No sugar coating. In the meantime, what are softie democrats doing to show those MAGATS what Joe Biden has accomplished so far? This election will decide if we keep our almost 250 years democracy for God’s sake! All they worry about is his age helping those crazies with the notion that he’s unfit. Compared with the indicted multiple times, seditionist, rapist, with the intellect of a toddler GOP choice? If you haven’t seen the latest Lincoln Project video ad, please do.
I watch nearly all their videos, they’re spot on.
I just have to tell you, Uncle Jeff, I really appreciate your posts on a number of different levels and they're one of the first things I read on my email in the morning.
Nom nom, said the cannibals.
Gaetz- the guy sex trafficking and paying to have sex with an underage girl- he’s the guy driving our country over a cliff. Vote these bastards out. Throw ‘em in jail. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/14/matt-gaetz-scandal-joel-greenberg-sex-trafficking
Leopards gonna leopard, but although I've got a strong stomach for watching them eat each other's faces, seeing Kevin's munched on, day after day, is tedious, unsurprising and frankly, nauseating, even for me.
Best line of the day: you can’t win against crazy. My husband learned that lesson many years ago while working as an aide in a psychiatric hospital.
Here's my philosophy to dealing with crazy - you meet crazy with crazier; they do not have tools to deal with it and back down. I've done this on serval occasions in the past and the most recent was last month with a certifiable crazy Czech woman living across the street. She decided I was her next target (I did nothing BTW) and so I met her crazy with my crazier and she has not bothered me since!