holy shit, the leopards are eating Fox News’s face
you hate to see it
no organization has done more to facilitate the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party’s rise to power than Fox News.
since 1996, Fox News has been doing an amazing job of convincing the rubes that a bunch of leopards eating people’s faces is a good thing, and if you don’t agree, you must be some kind of communist.
which is why it’s super fucking hilarious that the leopards are now eating Fox News’s face.
that’s right, America’s Dipshit Brigade is openly warring with Fox News.
you hate to see it.
the roots of the rebellion were planted way back in 2020, when Fox was the first network to call Arizona for Joe Biden, causing a bunch of disgruntled reality-deniers to switch over to Newsmax and OAN.
then, in the wake of the firing of Tucker Carson, ratings cratered.
“After white nationalist prime-time host Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News on April 24, Media Matters found that the network’s 8:00 p.m. hour experienced a 49% drop in average viewership. With Fox News experiencing its first full month as a Carlson-less network, and as a number of rotating guest hosts for the 8:00 p.m. hour flounder, Fox’s ratings have continued to nose dive.”
but that wasn’t what really got the Dipshit Brigade up in arms. what finally pushed them over the edge was … diversity.
that’s right, Fox News was openly recruiting those people to come and work for them.
the horror.
but wait, it gets worse.
“A number of conservative commentators are calling for Fox News to be boycotted following claims the company has promoted groups to its employees which provide or promote transgender medical treatments for children. The broadcaster is also alleged to be encouraging staff to sign up for Eskalera, an AI-powered program that produces a ‘diversity index.’”
nooooooooooooooooo! it’s Bud Light and Chick fil-A all over again!
that’s right, all the usual suspects are melting straight the fuck down right now.
congratulations, Fox News. you taught these people how to hate, you told them that it was good to hate, and you told them who to hate.
and now they’ve come for you.
enjoy the face-eating, my dudes. you built that.
This is beyond delicious. And I am SO here for it!
I just wish these racist, bigoted, lowbrow, uneducated, a-holes would stop calling themselves "conservatives". Fascist reactionaries is much closer to the mark.
These dipshits cry cancel culture as they simultaneously cancel everything. I hate to break it to them, but my Target in red Iowa still has their Pride display front and center right when you walk in the door. Bud Light is fully stocked in my grocery store and I saw a shit ton of people buying it in bulk last nite! These crybaby snowflakes can’t decide what to boycott by the hour. Manufactured outrage is their jam. I’m so sick of all their bullshit. Praying Gen Z helps vote all these rubes out in 2024!