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Eva Porter's avatar

It’s like they didn’t know there was a Taylor Swift until she dated a football player. She’s been around for YEARS. Her concerts have been sold out for YEARS. Even my conservative boomer besties saw the Eras Tour movie and loved it. I don’t think they’ll vote for Biden but they still enjoyed the show.

Swift, other than her massive success of course, isn’t all that different from many white, millennial, educated women. She is DONE with your shit, GOP. She is independent and isn’t going to stay quiet.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I read Robert Reich’s Substack earlier today where he talks about Taylor Swift and her possible Biden endorsement .He also brings up DollyParton and the return of Jon Stewart back on the scene to be more positives for Biden and Dems.Maybe things are getting much brighter for us .Yay!

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Joanne Beck's avatar

from your lips to the cosmos' ears

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

The musiic is getting better already.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Well, you know ‘Republicans’ hate them FIRST and hate them WORSE, because they’re (made up bs word) ‘elite’ good looking, confident and woke, and they keep winning. Then they say in their whiny-est voice: nya - nya -

nya, nya, nya. You can’t hate us cuz we already hated you first.

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Linda Weide's avatar

As Taylor Swift sings in Shake it Off. https://youtu.be/H59xVMF4zxE?si=NUWmU4CfBT80o6cY

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate hate, hate! She could be talking about Republicans in that line! Definitely Donald Trump. The thing is with his hate he spreads he encourages others to hate him too.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Thanks for the song. Trump knew at a young age how to hook the victim fish, the ones who were ridiculed as children and who, because of the deep shame they endured, despised the cause of that shame. A person. Someone who was ‘better’ than they were. Someone who made them feel small. Who knew that would be 45% of the U.S. population! Now they belong to him. Little do they know, he doesn’t belong to them. But they will.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I don't think the billionaires boys club, is lacking in self esteen, since they are all sociopaths.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

And they're stuck with MTG?

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Love it!!!!😍

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄😂

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LORI  D's avatar

She is 34 years old now, and a grown-ass woman, and she can do whatever she wants. They don't like that.

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Lisa59's avatar

This comes from Leonard Leo and his gang of White Christian Nationalist Billionaires. They have the perpetual lie machine working its magic for them. These assholes literally sit in a room and make this shit up. Then they back it up with the Moms From Hell criminals. On the front lines of fighting spiritual warfare. They can afford to do whatever the hell they want. Like buy members of our Supreme Court.

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Lisa59's avatar

This just screams DONT LOOK OVER HERE, LOOK OVER THERE. Fucking misogynistic creepers. How many of them had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial?

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Not just any football player. Mr. Pfizer Vaccine football player. Their heads are exploding.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 YES.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

This old boomer says, "Sequin my ass and call me a Swifty!" Not all boomers are so stupid that they would vote for the orange shitgibbon!!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🎆🎆🎆🎆

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Dan Beach's avatar

Clearest case of good vs evil in my 87 years.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Heck, you were alive during the Big War, were you not? Still, love that Taylor!

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Dan Beach's avatar

Yes, I was turning 5 when Pearl Harbor was attacked. What a long, strange trip.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Keep on Truckin!

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Randy Woodall's avatar

We will get by, we will survive!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Yes indeed, Dan. This is classic. It would beat even Game of Thrones for best series. Too bad it’s not a series.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Dang tootin’.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

It really seems like it comes down to that!

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Kay-El's avatar

When all you have are has-beens like Rock and Nugent you’ve already lost.

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LORI  D's avatar

Don't forget Roseanne and Chachi.

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RV maxima's avatar

Or Jon Voight-no wonder why his daughter despises him.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

He really devolved rapidly.

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Kay-El's avatar

I almost added them and others but the list would have grown too long.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

And dull.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I've got Fred Fucking Flintstone over here, look how macho I am! I don't even have to care that he's fictional!

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Openly Fae's avatar

I've got Clint Eastwood's barely animated carcass!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

And his chair.

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Lisa's avatar

The chair has more personality!

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SPW's avatar

Remember Eastwood talking to the chair and trying to make some sort of sense? That’s when I realized that bunch had totally lost their collective chain of thought.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Yep, they don’t amount to a hill of beens.

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Mandy Kilpatrick's avatar

Underrated clever comment!!! 😆😄😁

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"one shard of arterial plaque away from shuffling off this mortal coil." HA! It cant happen soon enough. I still cant believe this is real life...that people believe this crap. Ramaswamy? What WAS he smoking? It's like it's a contest to see who can sit on top of crazy mountain. JFC 🤦‍♀️

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Rammalamadingdong and Jeannie Pirro must frequent the same mushroom patch.

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un poco loco's avatar

Rammalamadingdong and Habbadabbadingdong are related, of course. Wonder if Jeannie is the crazy aunt? Seems likely...

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Does Vivek Ramituphisass swallow? He sure wants to be VP reeeaaal bad?!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Which would be found growing in a pile of cow shit somewhere in bumfuck Egypt. Rancidswampy will always be a delusional dipshit with or without the shrooms. Pirro's world of cheap vino will continue to fuel her constant delirium to the delight of her idiotic audience.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Rancidswampy 🤣😂

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Lisa59's avatar

It amazes me that people listen to the brain baked delusional slury words from chronic alcoholics. I'm thinking of Bannon.

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RV maxima's avatar

It is hard to believe any of them have an audience greater than 2, but there it is. Go figure.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Truth!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I mean seriously Charlie…. How do they come up with this bizarre shit! 😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Desperation. And the little purple mushrooms.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

Am I seeing a Little Mushroom theme here?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

🍄🍄🍄😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😎😎😎😎

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Some asspony called Mark Hemingway was going after her too

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Never heard of Mr. Hemingway. At least not THAT one!

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RV maxima's avatar

A "shared psychosis " per the professionals that gave us that useful predictive book,"The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump ". It explains it but I too, have hard time believing our current reality is not a Twlight Zone episode. Sheesh, I think the tittle would be,"what if everyone dropped acid but me"...?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Absolutely..... what a Twilight Zone episode. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Lisa59's avatar

🤣🤣

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Without his hate he’d melt.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Demagoguery at its worst.

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

I wouldn’t know a Taylor Swift song if it blared in my ears, but damn, I love her!

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Sky 777's avatar

I know, right? Makes me want to go out and buy one of her albums...er....CDs.....er... I mean pay money to download some electrons she has created. Whatever. The girl doesn’t need my few pennies, but I will still give her some. She rocks!

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

My millennial daughter saw her in concert last summer, and apparently she bought all the bling to go with it - bracelets, makeup, shirts. I’m just her boomer mom supporting her good taste.

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un poco loco's avatar

lol -- been there, still doing that!

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un poco loco's avatar

I recognize one real earworm for sure -- Shake it Off -- heard it on repeat now and then during the pandemic. It's not my favorite music, but I didn't come to hate it, either, which is high praise for most earworms. Besides, it's not a bad approach to life...

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

Yeah, so my daughter sent me the link to Shake It Off, and it’s okay.

Also, I actually call myself Songgirl 🙈🤭

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Janine's avatar

Taylor Swift could whisper an endorsement with no mic and she woukd still have a tsunami of the American peoples attention and she is gonna use that incredible power to thwart that orange piece of shit with her endorsement of Biden

Let's hope orange shit face blows up before then

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markwilson67's avatar

I don't know much about Taylor Swift. But I love how she's now living in all their little fucking pea-brains. Talk about snowflakes. Weird also how many of the dipshits are watching the NFL. Thought they all swore off football after Colin kneeled. No matter, they have Rid Cock, Ted, and Voight. Yaaay them. Also Kevin Sorbo:-)

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Robin's avatar

Back in the day, Travis kneeled too!

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markwilson67's avatar

I did not know that - thanks!

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Lisa59's avatar

The pissed brain Viagra group.

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Tess's avatar

“Trump is a cheeseburger-gobbling nightmare who is one shard of arterial plaque away from shuffling off this mortal coil.”......HILARIOUS!!!!!

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247kath's avatar

Jeff has such a way with words😍My favourite too!!😈

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Lisa59's avatar

That cholesterol stroke is right around the corner.

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RV maxima's avatar

Golden. Like print it and place it in your office. Maybe it will happen!

Although I think narcissistic collapse may happen first.

Oh to daydream...Trump being hauled off in a canvas wrap-around blazer.

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Lisa59's avatar

Without daddy's millions, Agent Orange would be a used car salesman, wearing a blue leisure suit, with a spray on tan and comb over. All the while trying to sell cars without their titles and attempting to bang everyone's wives and girlfriends.

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Kay-El's avatar

I would love to upvote this a zillion times for the laughs this produced.

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Lisa59's avatar

I used to work with men just like this when I managed a car leasing company decades ago. Most of them were fat ass misogynistic alcoholic coke heads. Barf.

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Kay-El's avatar

I have a friend who sold cars back in the day. She would agree with you.

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Lisa59's avatar

It was so toxic I quit. Every time they opened their fucking pie holes I wanted to throat punch them. I'm a small person I would've had to stand on a chair to do it.

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Kay-El's avatar

I worked in a shoe store (a fucking shoe store!) and there was a guy like this. I complained to management (on behalf of all the women who were afraid of him). He got transferred to a location that only had men. 😂

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Adrienne's avatar

I would’ve shoved another chair up beside you and we coulda given them the old one-two-three-four!

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Lisa59's avatar

👍

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I sold Lincolns back in the day, and yup. That description checks out. Not just the salesmen but the entire crew. Incredibly toxic environment.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Same here...I come for Jeffs magic words, and stay for all you fine people! 😂😂

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Worm-infested... or spirochetes from syphilis.

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RV maxima's avatar

Me likey!

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

And then there's Nick Adams who is so far gone that he thinks billionaire Taylor is coveting the $70,000.00 bonus that Travis received for winning the game.

BTW Nick also thinks that Kid Rock is more influential. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These people are not right in the head.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm convinced that Nick Adams is a parody account

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David Skoglund's avatar

Make sense

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LORI  D's avatar

I still think it would be a great idea if Taylor wore and olive drab jacket with the words on the back

"I really care...do you? --vote!" Then all the Swifties would want one, and they might even go register and vote while wearing it.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Good idea!!!

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J.R.'s avatar

“Kid Rock, who hasn’t been a kid or rocked since the Coolidge administration...”

lol’d so hard at this I startled the sleeping dogs! When you turn a phrase, Jeff, you make it memorable af!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Jeff Tiedrich! You always come up with the GREATEST pictures to accompany your articles. So first impression today : PAINTFACE!!! Why can't we just, from now on , refer to trump as PAINTFACE?

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RV maxima's avatar

Yes, it's true but I have a certain affection for LDFF!

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Sköll's avatar

Taylor Swift makes people feel good. Trump makes people hate.

Jeff nailed that one.

As for that Super Bowl conspiracy, that is some stupid hooey. I can say as a lifelong Patriots fan you can go in undefeated 18-0 and come out losing in that game, if you do not bring your A game and the other team outplays you, or if you do stupid penalties that give the game to the other team. These dumbfuck conspiracy freaks make me laugh.

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Sky 777's avatar

The MAGAts and their media minions have gone off the rails. May they soon go off the cliff and fall all the way to the center of the earth. It is rather hot there.

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RV maxima's avatar

Careful, peering over the edge of that Flat Earth, folks!

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Sky 777's avatar

😂😂😂

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Darrell Smith's avatar

Taylor Swift has given away more money than Trump has stolen in his lifetime, even though that sounds incredible.

The sooner that everyone starts treating Donald J Trump like the disgraced private citizen criminal that he is, and not The Supreme Ruler of the Universe that he thinks he is, the better. I am tired of Trump Shit Period.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

I can hardly wait to hear the sound of trump not talking, people not talking about him, the MAGATs back under their rocks. Silence, peace and quiet. I’ll be in my garden and my reading chair, but I will miss all of youse.

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