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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in "Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit" —

Judge tosses Trump’s Wall Street Journal defamation lawsuit

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/13/media/trump-wsj-lawsuit-epstein-dismissed-judge

this was the lawsuit Donny filed after the Journal published Donny's birthday card to his dead pedo bestie

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Throwing out the WSJ case.was definitely the right thing to do. But I’m not gonna lie. Discovery would have been fun.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Well, Donnie’s lawyers say they’re going to file an amended complaint, so we might still get that discovery!

I honestly hope he does re-file. I’d love to see that video deposition!

Kay-El's avatar

Trump can refile, but “Trump must adequately allege that the Journal knowingly published false information or acted with reckless disregard for the truth”

This is why the press who cave in to him pay zillions of dollars and those who fight back see their lawsuits dismissed or disappear.

LORI  D's avatar

Maybe it's all a setup to bypass campaign election rules. Either way it all goes into his pockets.

Kay-El's avatar

All I’m seeing is him keeping this story in the public eye longer to which I say have at it. He’s hoping they’ll settle if a refiled suit goes forward, but if they don’t he’ll slither away rather than risk discovery.

George A. Polisner's avatar

First I'm agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Next I'm celebrating a Rupert Murdoch win.

I guess the magnetic poles are reversed (I mean the North and South Pole. Not the ones that gained Melania's Epstein Visa approval).

HI2thDoc's avatar

Madame Curie and Nicolaus Copernicus are my favorite magnetic Poles

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you! Instantly enjoying the intersection of science and history!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Science and history! Good thing we're "libtards" because those two subjects are unknown in the MAGAverse and elsewhere in conservative dimensions

John Webb's avatar

I like Paderewski and Sobiesky meself

LORI  D's avatar

Chopin, anyone?

John Webb's avatar

Yes, I'll have some Chopin please

Frank Nuts's avatar

Well stroked Doc!

Morty's avatar

Can’t help but call out this semi-ironic comment, on a blog that praises the leader of the same church that tried to erase Copernicus’ accomplishments (and literally erased his epitaph for 400 years.)

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Truly we are through the looking glass.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Face it. We've entered Star Trek's "Mirror Universe."

Frank Nuts's avatar

Good one George — nothing wrong with mixing a little science in now and then!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

IOW, hell hath done frozen over? ;)

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

“America’s Grudgemaster General”. 10/10 perfection. 😎

Melinda Morrell's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DJ Headthrob's avatar

What is he now, 1-for-65 in these lawsuits?

HI2thDoc's avatar
3hEdited

Still waiting for Melania's threatened suit aimed at Hunter Biden for A BILLION DOLLAHS

Kim Steeves's avatar

?

I've lost the train somewhere, what is she claiming against Hunter?

HI2thDoc's avatar

I think defamation. Hunter claims she was fixed up with DonOld by ol' Epstein himself. I don't think Hunter is claiming JE banged her first but I have heard that idea bandied about by some wags.

Patricia Williamson's avatar

I don't care who had Melania first, second or third. There are more important things to worry about. Is he going to nuke Iran? Someone said he knows he is dying, and if he is dying, he wants everyone to die.

HI2thDoc's avatar

No argument there. She is a cold, heartless, scheming witch in any case.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I bet that this is another one of the drumpf empty threats, because even civil suits require discovery, which will expose even more dirty laundry. Even she is not stupid enough to want that.

skangirl's avatar

And still there are media outlets that cave to him, putting more money into his tiny, money-grubbing hands. Did no one learn the story of the Emperor's New Clothes?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Short answer, NO! But wait until he's finally gone and watch all those cowardly bastards suddenly recover their "principles."

DJ Headthrob's avatar

His mother "sews socks that smell."

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that's a deep cut

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Like Snoop says, "I like to put some paint where it ain't."

Bonnie Council's avatar

Maybe we should all tell our kids/grandkids to report themselves as trans - that way they don't have to go fight his wars for him. Because a draft is definitely in their future with Kegstand in charge.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Hahahahahahaha! 😁

Morty's avatar

What a conundrum. The WSJ fought Trump’s suit, instead of settling, like ABC and CBS News did. So does that mean I have to support the WSJ for their fearlessness?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this really *was* a round of 'What The Fuck Am I Waking Up To Today?,' because I went to bed last night intending to write more about Donny's blockade of the blockade — and then I woke up to Donny's Jesus tweet and his beef with the Pope ...

celeste k.'s avatar

trump keeps saying "I don't want a Pope" this, and "I don't want a Pope" that. Just like him, he thinks the Pope belongs to him. What a jack-ass.

Midterms, people. Let's get the attendance to beat 80%.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

"Strong men, with tears in their eyes, tell me, 'Sir! I wish you were the Pope.' And if I ran for Pope I would win."

serenity's avatar

He had that meme of himself in papal attire before Leo was chosen. He's jealous.

Dave Drell's avatar

He’s about a Christian as much as I am - and I go to Seders every year!

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I just heard that Trump is saying he was supposed to be a doctor in that AI picture of him posing as Jesus. He can’t understand how the fake news came up with saying he was trying to look like Jesus. It was all about the Red Cross he said because “we support that”. He really thinks we’re all as dumb as his maga base.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He's way too dumb to know when he's been played

And is trapped in the mess that he alone has made

So as always the idiot clown

Will grandiosely double down

And put Iran on Double Secret Blockade

Merrill's avatar

Ignore the Bombast bloviator. When you see or hear his miserable excuse for "words" follow Melania's advice "I don't care. Do you?" Praise the Hungarians. Believe the Pope's Message of Peace and caring for the less fortunate than us. Find a candidate you like and support them through Nov. Bring your friends. Save the America we love.

Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

Love the Animal House reference!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Let's paraphrase Dean Wormer: Fat, greedy, and stupid is no way to go through life, DonOld

Frank Nuts's avatar

You got me Doc! Next it will be “Double Secret Probation” and we’ll really be in trouble.

Will's avatar

Yeah, the blockade of the blockade has sent us full twilight zone episode. And spot on, regarding this:

“fascism wants you demoralized. fascism wants you to give up. that’s how fascism wins.”

I love blocking social media accounts that essentially promote the narrative that all is lost and that we should give up and there’s no alternative to these people.

Leu2500's avatar

then you may also have woken up to the news that Orban was defeated in a landslide.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no, Orban's defeat was like three in the afternoon, New York time

Robert Eckert's avatar

He has to change his name now, to Luszer Orbán

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Has Phatso commented on Orban's defeat? How many times can he play the Election Fraud card? Maybe HE has no cards to play?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

"He lost? Barely knew the man."

skangirl's avatar

"I should have gone to Hungary myself, instead of sending Vance. Vance is very weak. I don't know how he got into a position of power."

Susan Jane's avatar

That was Happy Dance time!

Outdoorluvr's avatar

I'll admit to curiosity as to Orban's reasons for allowing a fair election, if he was really the authoritarian leader that people claimed he was. Haven't heard of any possible tampering there, but we certainly can't afford to assume that our own regime will allow the same.

Cathy Wray's avatar

If trump tries to stop the voting, all hell will break loose, LIKE NOONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.

Aleksandra Wolska's avatar

I'm ready, broom and all.

247kath's avatar

It was the couchfucker curse for sure😂

djw's avatar

I've heard the new guy "leans right", which concerns me . . .

Betsy L's avatar

Magyar was a member of Fidesz, and is a center-right guy. Just not as right-leaning as Orbán, and not anywhere near as corrupt. He still believes in Orbán's anti-immigrant positions.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He's also pro-Europe, which could be good for Ukraine.

Kim Steeves's avatar

Yes, picture me surprised also, that there was no skull duggery happening!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

My thought was, "What does Orban have up his sleeve? He conceded so quickly---what is he planning?"

Robert Eckert's avatar

elseweb: Trump finally reveals his health-care plan

HI2thDoc's avatar

And it's only for white people. Sorry, Scott, Donalds, Cheung, Patel, et al.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Jeff, you missed the monster from Stranger things in the sky. Doesn't get more Christian than rando monsters, right?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I love how The Guardian compares Biblical Jesus’ healing the sick to the Mad King’s cuts to Medicaid.

And the final quote from someone responding to Trump’s post: “God, we might have made a mistake and accidentally elected the Antichrist. Send help.” 😂😂

WaPo would never.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

I don’t read any newspapers from the US. Only Substack and The Guardian.

Rhesus's avatar

Some wag on a FarceBook page said Trump was finally unveiling his health care plan.

QRK's avatar

WTF was he talking about concerning the Pope in 2020? Pope Leo was not the Pope then!

Tess's avatar

You just never know what happens when the orange idiot pretends to go to bed. He’d rather tweet the shit out of truth unsocial!

Henrik's avatar

The curse of the grift that keeps on grifting.

SethTriggs's avatar

The sky's the limit for batshittery when you're protected by Murc's Law!

Brian Riley's avatar

My memory is a bit hazy, remind me again who was president during COVID when "they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else"? Oh yeah, it was... oh my, that is embarrassing isn't it? Good thing it never happened.

My bet is the horned thing in the sky behind Jesus H. Trump is supposed to be the Statue of Liberty though it does remind me more of Cthulhu.

We live in interesting times in the Chinese curse sort of way...

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

That should lock up the Catholic vote for the midterms.

Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? Slapped upside my head by five - five! - different outrages this morning. Not sure how much more we can take.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

I am so curious as to the prompt he gave. Because that sure looks like Epstein he's bringing back from the dead.

Linda Silfven's avatar

Jeff, I love all your posts, but the guy who wrote this takes the cake: “let’s Budapest this motherfucker”! Love it!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that's "TV's Dr. Frank" from Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Marian Vitale's avatar

First, Colin Robinson references and now MST3K? To paraphrase Rooster Cogburn, "You remind me of ME."

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I would love to catch any random episode of Mystery Science Theatre!

Gina's avatar

and is fat (but the benevolent expression, that's WEIRD)

Mike Hammer's avatar

At least we know the painting is an accurate depiction of Trump since he’s helping only white people.

Flo Plazo's avatar

The guy he's healing here looks like Epstein, is trumpjesus raising him from the dead?

Will's avatar

Freudian AI.

Emma Ray's avatar

And with the hand he keeps hidden in every desk photo?

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Maybe he magically healed his own rotting hand before he laid it on Epstein-ish.

Schnauzermom's avatar

I thought so, too! Weird of him to resurrect Epstein…

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Especially since Melania just did that on Thursday at her news conference.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It’s the only scam he was involved with in his life that made money and it was as a PIMP!

Suel J's avatar

Pleasuring from the dead.

Gretchen's Mom 2025's avatar

Weirdly, I thought it looked like John Stewart. But I could go with Epstein. Not enough coffee this morning.

CreakyKnees's avatar

Totally going with John Stewart. Did you see Trump claim he wasn't depicting himself as Jesus, but as a doctor?

HI2thDoc's avatar

So sorry, Owens, Donalds, Scott, Patel, Cheung, Ramaswamy, and all the rest of you delusional non-white MAGAs. You get the drumpf healthcare plan after all: nothing

Frank Nuts's avatar

Mike, you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! Keep stinging and “Keep on Truckin”!

Mark Slattery's avatar

Another (unnecessary) piece of evidence to how stupid MAGA is: trump's been mocking Christianity in words and action for years, but it takes a picture for the idiots to understand.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He insults all of Islam with his "Praise Be to Allah" sneer last week and now nauseates Christians with his self-adolatrous incarnation as Jesus. What's next -- AI slop depicting Buddha as his beloved Kim Jong Un? (Whoever his MAGA artist is, the LSD therapy must be 24/7.)

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And for all his supposed concern about antisemitism he's been insulting Jews for years.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

But it makes little sense, since they were the MAGA who adamantly claimed he was elected by Jesus. And he's posted AI memes along those lines prior to this one. Is Hegseth (Mr Holy War) behind these social media posts?

Schnauzermom's avatar

I gotta say, the only thing that surprises me is that they picked *this particular* AI bullshit picture to get all upset about

Mark Slattery's avatar

They'd have been okay with it had he been pillow-smothering a black or brown child.

Mingo's avatar

MAGA thinks fine art is the paint by numbers kits we played with as kids.

Dave Drell's avatar

Woah - my wife still does those! They now hang at the Art Institute of Chicago….

well, that’s what I call my garage.

Diana's avatar

Funny Dave‼️🤭

Irascible Ink's avatar

I have a set of horses I painted at age 7 hanging in my office. They still look pretty good if I do say so myself. 😁

Mirla G. Raz's avatar

How right you are!

Susan Niemann's avatar

The lady across the street is a wildly "good Catholic". She's even brought 6 daughters into the world. She's also a bit of a loon and a Trumper. I'm about two inches away from asking her how she likes Trumps attack on her Pope. And if she's gonna hang a print of Trump Jesus on her wall. 🙄

These fucking people. 🤦‍♀️

Susan Niemann's avatar

Ya know, I wont be in the neighborhood much longer (back to Missouri) ...if I have a martini and she's out in the yard, I just might. 😂😂

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Is there someway we can encourage you? I’m sure some folks would be glad to chip in for a home delivery 🍸

Lynne Murphy's avatar

Go for it, I would! Cheers 📢🍸

Frank Nuts's avatar

You rock Susan! You remind me of my mom and she was a saint!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Your mom must have been prolific with swear words. HAHAH!

Sue Pemberton's avatar

Do it, then report back!

Outdoorluvr's avatar

Well, a lot of Catholics don't agree with (like) any Pope whose observations or comments have a liberal bent.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Yes, I remember former GOP Speaker of the House (and former VP candidate) Paul Ryan castigating Pope Francis over his advocacy for the poor and care of the Earth, saying he should stay in his lane and stick to things in the church's wheelhouse like abortion and same-sex marriage. You know — things a bunch of celibate men are experts in.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Anastasia, the knife is sharp and it cuts deep. Keep it sharp

s.Michael Morgan's avatar

And Couchfuck killed the last Pope just by visiting with him. The Pope died the next day!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Leo needs to stay as far away from JD as possible. 😂

Suel J's avatar

A principle that applies to all

Claudia Classon's avatar

Including furniture.

Susan Jane's avatar

Usha should also get the heck away from him.

Wendymae's avatar

Y'know, fuck Usha. She's making her deals with the devil just like Melania.

Susan Jane's avatar

I think you may be right.

Paula Dean's avatar

I suggested earlier that JD should dress as the Grim Reaper from now on, it's only fair to warn everyone when Death is in the area! 💀

JoJoRa's avatar

JD should follow the Orange Clown around day and night until he kicks the proverbial bucket. Let's not waste any time. My prosecco is chilling and I am ready to sign, "Ding Dong Trump is dead, which old Trump the fuckface Trump, ding dong the Orange Clown is dead"

Julia Fogg's avatar

Yeah, JD, visit the Orange Douchecanoe next!!!

Nora's avatar

I gifted my friends with a candle that read, "LIGHT WHEN HE'S GONE". My friends and I are very hopeful this will come to pass, soon.

Beth's avatar

Oh, I've got to get one of those for my BFF

Susan Jane's avatar

JD does look like an undertaker.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Hillbilly Elegy. Right there in front of us.

Mingo's avatar

The internet is now calling it Hillbilly Eulogy.

247kath's avatar

Yep again the couchfucker curse😁

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

He fashions himself after Jesus

He's boogers and snot-pouring sneezes

Deluded and crazy

And spoiled and lazy

He's an old man who's tired and wheezes.

His kids are moronical too

They'd be better off 'sleep in a zoo

Jared's a dick

Don Junior is sick

And Eric's IQ's 32!

HI2thDoc's avatar
5hEdited

Good one, Frosty! Mine is not funny like yours, but here goes:

Predator Swalwell withdrew

It's the morally correct thing to do

So why the "party of family values" keeps

Their two White House and Pentagon predator creeps

The same standard should obviously hold true

(FFS, it goes without saying.)

arne link's avatar

I'm still having a Big Sad over Swalwell. My God, men are so easily corrupted by the mighty lady parts. No lofty goal is enough when there is a quickie available. Grow up.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Every time this sort of thing happens, my wife rolls her eyes in disgust and breaks out her standard refrain: "Another stupid man." I have nothing but agreement to offer

arne link's avatar

I love your wife.

HI2thDoc's avatar

So do I. Although she too affirms what you just did: that far, far too often men think with their genitals and exhibit truly narcissistic tendencies. Again, I can raise no rebuttal.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

"Me have penis. Woman must submit." Idiots....

Chet Brandt's avatar

This continues to happen when men think(?) with the “little” head and not the “big” head….

T L Mills's avatar

When a man in Swalwell's position "cavorts" amongst the young women the way he apparently has done...is it 100% about sex? I don't think so. Definitely not excusing his depraved proclivities, but I think there's got to be other mental crap going on--power tripping or compulsive quest for new and different to assuage inadequacies or reassure himself that he's hetero? For someone is his position to take advantage of young women is sick and vile.

Regardless, if people who knew him well, knew about this they should have hauled him off and given him hell about what could--and inevitably WOULD--happen and then marched him into a psychologist's office for some serious counseling.

zuzu's avatar

Sexual assault isn't about sex, it's about power.

They're predators.

HI2thDoc's avatar

There must be a power trip thing involved

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I think the fact that the staff quit immediately says alot. If it's true , rumors had already gone around and they know him better than we do.

Mingo's avatar
3hEdited

Why can't they keep their pants zipped? Even when they're in dying days they have their hands on their dicks. I used to see it frequently when I worked in acute care. I once asked my late husband why. His answer was because you women having taken everything from us men and that's all we have left.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

So sorry to have taken away the cooking, childcare, shopping, cleaning that men have done for centuries. So I guess having all that free time turns a man into a sexual predator.

Dave Drell's avatar

As long as you women don’t take my poker weekends with the boyz.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Felt the same way about John Edwards.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Boy, he crashed and burned. And wife with cancer. A class act. Gary Hart also arrogantly flamed out.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I think it's a result of entitlement and narcissism. I read the one account of all of this and I'm wondering - how are our daughters being raised? To get so drunk you are not able to protect yourself? To be assaulted and still continue to work for the guy? Certainly doesn't excuse male behavior. Excessive drinking is not a woman's friend. I'm a boomer so I wasn't of the era that women and men were "equal". Equal in the sense that we can enjoy the same freedoms of men like not watching our drinks in a bar, walking alone at night, not locking our doors. We have to be raised to protect ourselves. Try and stay out of dangerous situations when we can. We may be mental titans, but most of us can't hold our own physically with a man. When i first heard this, my thought was that I would not be surprised if it was true. There was something about him that I can't put my finger on. Maybe some smugness and arrogance. I also would have believed he was innocent. I think the timing screams Roger Stone. Lee Atwater is dead so cant blame him.

Jacki Weaver's avatar

Maybe Swallwell is innocent?

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly. And what is it with these men who do this type of thing over and over and over?!

Cathy Wray's avatar

😆Frosty, good one.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, according to last nights timeline he posted on his site from 9:50pm until 4:00am.. he’s sundowning, no moral compass attacking the Pope and depicting himself as JC, making sure to offend most who follow that faith.. not my tribe but still reprehensible to say the least. Very happy Orbán loses his big election with Donald, JD and Putin backing him… My question… will Orban take a dacha in Moscow or relocate in Florida near Mar el Lardo? Best to All Fellow Travelers.

Lauralite's avatar

Truly! I'm not Christian and I'm offended.

Melinda Morrell's avatar

Same here. There are lines you do not cross.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Only if you have any sense of self-awareness, probity, and sanity.

arne link's avatar

Yeah, well...

HI2thDoc's avatar
5hEdited

Good riddance Viktor Orban

You're leaving all too late

The populace has tired

Of your oppression and your hate

Perhaps one of your dictator pals

Will soon reach out to you

And offer you a high window somewhere

Make sure to enjoy the view

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Good Morning Doc.. another in depth prose and I’m here for it… especially your reference to high story windows 😃😃😃 just a suggestion, could you work in some poison, the same that killed Russian dissidents? Thanks…

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hmm, will work on it. Although Navalny, Litvinenko, Novichok, and Polonium are gonna be hard to rhyme, haha

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Orban will not be welcome at Mar-a-Lardo. He's a loser.

Major Kong's avatar

Not exactly true - Brazil's Jose Bolsonaro became a Mar-a-Largo regular after being defeated in Brazil.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Bolsonaro fomented an insurrection. Orban conceded. So a loser, in SShitler's eyes

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Yes for a minute and now he's in prison. We can only hope Orban has the same fate.

arne link's avatar

Well, he has a LOT of money. He can buy his way in if he wants to. I doubt that he would feel comfortable in Floridah. There aren't that many people who speak Hungarian around the south.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

Bet Melania does! 😂 Although I'm not sure how often she might grace Florida with her presence.

Major Kong's avatar

That's good since Melania doesn't speak English.

T L Mills's avatar

True. Donny would never have done something so in keeping with proper protocol as to resign when voted out. Donny would probably have forced Magyar physically haul him out of the office.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

I am betting on Florida.

Belfora's avatar

No thank you! We've reached our fascists quota. We have several to spare if anyone wants them. Free shipping!

JoJoRa's avatar

There is no way in hell that this pudding cup wrote this. It's either AI or the evil vampire Miller has usurped Trump's "Truth" Social account. He can't complete a full sentence or thought.

Joyce's avatar

100% In person, Donnie Demento cannot complete a sentence and his vocabulary is becoming more simplistic by the day; he struggles to articulate words he was able to say a month ago. While the Psycho Social posts reflect his hate-filled insanity, he is not the author. He cannot even be the one dictating the posts.

I haven't heard Steven Cheung speak long enough to say he's the one posting, although what I have heard/read from him is equally unhinged. I have heard way too much from Nosferatu, and his psychotic hysteria in interviews does match the tone, vocabulary, and style of the Demento screeds.

Robert Eckert's avatar

He has aides to take dictation from him, but there really isn't much cleanup between his demented rambles and how it gets typed up.

Wendymae's avatar

My vote is FL, but he'll raid the coffers first so he can buy into the mad king's properties in Miami where all the Russian oligarchs live with their (anchor) baby mamas.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Well, we know Putin woke up to a very bad day. Orban was his slobbering puppet and now all Vlad has left is Poland to stack up against the Euro-led NATO. (He's abandoned the stinking landfill that is Trump and MAGA.)

Crystal Hartley's avatar

Wondering what's going to happen to the cozy Orban/Trump relationship now. Will Orban get the coffee-boy treatment?

Jennifer's avatar

"Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Sorry, it's a tic that MPHG quoters have to quote it when we see it.

Donny's fronto-temporal dementia is progressing quite rapidly and also too damn slow. Couchfuck McGee needs to pay a visit to Trump's arteries next.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm the same way with "strange women lying in ponds," I compulsively have to recite the entire monologue

myhoopbabies's avatar

"some moistened bint" has always been a favorite at our house.

Michael Guenon's avatar

Yeah, both Holy Grail and Big Lebowski are rife with quotable lines. They are my top two (with Tombstone—“I’ll be your huckleberry”—a close third). My sons and I toss memes and lines back and forth. But, the anarcho-syndicalist scene pushes my poli sci button—“the repression inherent in the system.”

Robert Eckert's avatar

"This aggression will not stand" and "Shut up, Donnie!" both seem very applicable right now.

Michael Guenon's avatar

I have mumbled, “Shut up, Donnie,” many times. Sounds like a good sign for the next protest (and I have many already).

Jennifer's avatar

The. whole. thing. My 15 yo daughter would say it's cringe. I say it's classic.

T L Mills's avatar

I had to google that scene to refresh my memory--YES! Watery tarts and/or moistened bints should never just hand over swords to rando knights! Y'all might just end up like us! (or U.S.)

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

"Lad, some day all this will be yours."

"What, the curtains?"

Lauralite's avatar

(mimicking Leia) Help us cholesterol, you're our only hope!

Jennifer's avatar

That made me snort my coffee LOL

HI2thDoc's avatar

He's been farting and worse in our general direction for 11 years now

Kathy E Gattuso's avatar

Well...Orban is more of a man than trump because at least he conceded to his opponent, more than trump did when he lost to Biden. I guess we'll have to wait and see if Orban eventually says the election he lost was rigged.

Also, what did it cost the taxpayers of the United States for J.D. to fly to Hungary to endorse Orban. Talk about waste, fraud, and abuse.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

"he’s a— very liberal person"

🤣🤣🤣

He sure is! Nearly a Socialist, like Jesus was!

Leslie A Hendelman's avatar

I just know he wanted to say the Pope was a “radical liberal lunatic” but held back…

Sue Pemberton's avatar

He never holds back. He must have glitches due to his rotting brain.

Diana's avatar

Maybe Sue he’s was in the middle of a “ long blink”- happens a lot !

Outdoorluvr's avatar

Nah. It's on a wheel, and will come back around just like his squirrels always do.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Makes sense that Donnie Dumbfuck hates the Pope — evil always hates its rival.

MAGA is now ok with pedophilia and condemnation by the Pope. I think it’s pretty clear the sides of good and evil, if it wasn’t already clear that is.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

The Book of Revelation remains correct

KMD's avatar

But now I have to worry that some evil maga nutcase might try and assassinate Pope Leo.

Joyce M. Shaw's avatar

Wasn't he president during covid? He was having priests and ministers arrested?

Major Kong's avatar

Great point! As Chris Hayes likes to point out, Trump and his backers act like 2020 didn't happen, wasn't part of the first administration.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

It's occurred to me that it might have been better for us if he'd won in 2020. They wouldn't have had 4 whole years (of Biden) to plan for the super fast implementation of Project 2025, including choosing and installing a cabinet full of cretins who were chomping at the bit to take immediate and total control.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

I consider myself a free thinking agnostic, but I love this current pope from Chicago. As Jim Croce sang back in 1973, “the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town . . . “ Pope Leo is from the south side of Chicago. The dipshit taco trump better not mess with his holiness.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I love him too, and I'm literally a card-carrying atheist

Songgirl Kim's avatar

I’m probably more atheist too, I have a degree in science and I need to see empirical evidence.

KMD's avatar

Same here!

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'm ready to go to church.

Susie's avatar

Hard same on all counts.

Beth's avatar

Between the Pope and the people of Hungary - I'm feeling pretty fucking "Let's GOOOOOOO" this morning. Throw in a few Evangelicals pissed about that Jesus meme, and today is a VERY GOOD DAY.

Susie's avatar

Hallelujah! (said the lapsed Episcopalian mostly atheist old broad) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻