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Ron feels like what happens when you go speed dating and end up sat across from three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

And Floriduh is giving every appearance of being run by raccoons.

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I’m born and raised here, - and am now retired here but considering a move OUTTA here! So many republicans in this state, so besides the diseases, we have “moronomics”...an ever-growing population of morons that populate this state who back Trump, DuhFascist...and suffer from a complete lack of education. It’s downright scary here. I mean, to support someone that’s peddling the idea that slavery was some sort of “trade-school” that prepared you for a life-of-freedom? What the actual-fuck?

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He's fizzling in the Presidential race and there are *many* of us here who are fed up with him. He'll still have the rest of this term to fuck everything up but then he'll wither into obscurity.

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« will Ron DeSantis do the right thing, or will suffering from jungle diseases and biblical plagues join dying from covid as a proud sign of loyalty to a political party?«  FLORIDA WHERE YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DIE FROM RARE DISEASES! » omg 😳

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America's dangly bit! 🤭🤣😱

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Well, neither one of those diseases should be a problem. After all there are vaccines for both. Oh. Wait. I forgot. Vaccines are "woke".

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Seems like the only right Rs want to leave us is the right to die from preventable diseases and gun violence.

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THE STUPID, IT BURNS

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Between rising sea level and disease perhaps Floriduh will insulate the rest of us by only having 2 electoral votes.

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I have one word: Darwinism.

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Leprosy? That’s really disturbing. I’ll stay away from all the southern states (not that I’d visit any of these shit holes.) cutting money from health care leave it to DeSatan.

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I have friends and family who live in Floriduh. My niece in Tampa said her homeowners insurance has skyrocketed. I honestly don’t know WHY anyone would want to live there.

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I thought America’s Mullet was funny, but America’s dangly bit is hilarious. DeSantis isn’t wired right and he’s more dangerous than Donald.

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Everyone knows that Jesus raised Lazarus (a leprosy victim) from the dead. So what's the problem?

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My nephew, a doctor in the USAF was stationed until recently in TX. A man came through the ER with end stage Leprosy. When asked why he waited so long to seek help, the man said he didn’t know what he had. He died the following day.

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It seems that the shit that people who emigrated to Florida from Central America fled has chased them down. All "Gitmo Piss Boy" cares about is himself. It sucks for the decent people in Florida.

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