holy shit, Judge Chutkan is not fucking around

Tuesday was a good day for justice

Aug 09, 2023

with each passing day, Judge Tanya S. Chutkan gets another opportunity to wedge her shoe just a bit further up Donald Trump’s ass.

the judge had given the DOJ and Trump’s ace team of parking garage lawyers until Friday to meet with her to discuss that protective order against compulsive blabbermouth Donny. find a time that’s good for both of you, she said.

Jack Smith was all any fuckin’ time you want, Judge, snap your fingers and we’ll be there. we have all the time in the world for this shit.

Trump’s team tried to pull their usual delay tactic bullshit. uhhhh, yeah, about that … we’re kinda busy this week, y’know, we have a lot of stuff going on, can we maybe have next week? or maybe the week after that? because, y’know, reasons.

Judge Chutkan was having none of it, and her reply was basically nice try, fuckos, but I wasn’t born yesterday. I’ll see you in my office Friday at 10am sharp. be there or face a blizzard of shit.

I am so fucking here for this. at last, a judge who fully understands who she is dealing with and will absolutely not tolerate any of his dipshittery.

for his part, Trump is already bragging that he’ll ignore any protective order imposed on him. the stupid fuck really has no idea how any of this works.

go ahead, Donny. make our day.

meanwhile, down in Georgia, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is wrapping up her investigation into Trump’s 2020 election fuckery and putting a nice big bow on it.

Willis has anounced that she’s “ready to go” and will be presenting her case to the grand jury next week. a vote to indict could come as early as Tuesday.

at this point, it’s just a guessing game of who gets indicted. Trump, most certainly. Rudy Giuliani, probably. throw in some fake electors — the ones who chose not to cooperate with Willis. maybe even Lindsey Graham? oh, that would be delicious.

the good news came in threes yesterday.

Ohio voters resoundingly rejected a Republican-backed measure that would have made it more difficult to change the state’s constitution, setting up a fall campaign that will become the nation’s latest referendum on abortion rights since the U.S. Supreme Court overturned nationwide protections last year.

this is what the GOP does. when they can’t win at the polls — which they increasingly can’t, because their policies suck — they try to game the system to make it harder to vote.

keep it up, Republicans. keep running your fool mouths about how you can’t wait to criminalize women’s healthcare. you’re going to get slaughtered at the polls.