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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I wanted to end today's post with this HOLY SHIT clip from South Park, but it's copyrighted material and youtube wouldn't let me embed it.

check it out: https://x.com/Todd_Spence/status/1948239918360379689

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Kay-El's avatar

I just tried the link and it looks like the page was removed. Rats!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

huh. dunno, I just click it from my comment and it worked for me.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

If you've already viewed it, it's probably in your cache.

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Kay-El's avatar

Maybe a cut and paste will work

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

It works! (Part of me wishes I could un-see that . . .)

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arne link's avatar

Feel ya, but it's probably a relatively honest depiction of the Pedo in Chief.

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T L Mills's avatar

oh, good grief. me too....

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

not going to look then, thanks Susanna

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Wendymae's avatar

That one works for me but I really wish I hadn't been eating my breakfast.

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arne link's avatar

I know. It was pretty gross at the end but extremely funny.

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GeorgeC's avatar

The Youtube link works (I didn't want to go to Shitter (X) anyway.

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Kay-El's avatar
5dEdited

YouTube wants me to sign in because it’s age restricted. I don’t have an account anymore. But thanks!

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Mps's avatar

I don’t have anYouTube account but I hit the sign in button and it popped up

???

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I opened up Jeff's email on my cell phone. It wasn't on WIFI. Then I went to this comment section and double clicked the link Jeff gave us. It came right up. I didn't have to go through YouTube.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Thanks. Did I need to see that?

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PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

That worked! Now we have to see the whole show. It's good.

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Mps's avatar

Hilarious

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Thanks

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PTW's avatar

Finally, a good use for AI.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Worked for me. It went to Tic Toc.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Didn't work for me either. I got linked to Xitter and then "The page does not exist". Oh well.

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Katrina Nuciforo's avatar

EGADS!!! I can not unsee that🤮

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Works for me!!

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arne link's avatar

Meidas touch posted it. I think I saw it there. It's all over the internet.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Meidas Touch with 5.17 million subscribers, is spending lots of time on this. Each episode goes into details. I happened to watch one where he was talking about Trump meeting Melania, so glad my daughter's name has the letters in a different order, and her being a 17 year old model. I cannot remember if that is when Trump met her or later, I just remember that she was a 17-year old model and that she hung out at Epstein parties and that Trump got her an Einstein Genius visa for being a model, and as soon as she became a citizen she brought her entire family in and got them citizenship too. Surprised she did not bring in uncle Putin and get him citizenship too.

https://www.youtube.com/@MeidasTouch

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Janet Amaral's avatar

Oh, I think Melanoma is doing*exactly* what Uncle Vlad trained her to do.

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shee-rah's avatar

Spying on Donny for Uncle Vlad?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Hmm🤷‍♀️I just clicked on it and it came up again (no pun intended) Hope other suggestions/links work for you. It’s a doozy 😂

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

It wasn’t big enough to come up !

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Same for me link no work. Anyway, I don't want to go to "X" under any circumstances. People should just stream the entire SP episode, to get context and, believe me, there is *context*.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Mine says the page has been removed.Damn

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PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

Jeff's link was to X, which has removed it. It's on YouTube.

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Linda Koepcke's avatar

I had to turn off my VPN to view it.

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Kay-El's avatar

Ok, that could be my issue. Thanks!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Same here. 🤔

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Bikracer's avatar

If you have any service that will get you Comedy Central you can watch it. I watch it on YouTube TV.

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Kay-El's avatar

I finally did. One site had the first half, a poster posted the second half. Hilarious! The PSA was the coup d’ grace

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SPW's avatar

Didn’t work for me either.

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Kay-El's avatar

I did, still nope, but I saw it elsewhere

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Try it again Kay, click the button below the warning!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I could pull it up on my cell phone.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Same for me, Kay-El. The page no longer exists. It works for Jeff because it’s cached in his device.

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Donna M Hebdo's avatar

Saw it on Instagram/Threads

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Mary Ballard's avatar

I tried it, and it said the page didn't exist. Hum....

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Talk about brilliant. I choked on my danish on that one. 🤣

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Danish…that’s what I’m craving now.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Wait, I'm half Danish. 😳

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Dave Drell's avatar

you’re other half Bagel?

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Wry bread 😉

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Warning Susan XXX…never eat danish when viewing South Park!!

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Tess's avatar

And they will be cancelled next-even though they just reached a deal with Paramount….hmmmmmm…should be interesting!!

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arne link's avatar

I read that Southpark is Paramount's biggest earner. After cancelling Colbert they can't afford to cancel Southpark. Southpark has a contract for nine more episodes. Invest in popcorn, my friends.

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AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

More than nine episodes: “South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have secured a massive new deal with Paramount, ensuring the show's future for years to come. The deal includes 14 movies and 30 new episodes, totaling 50 new episodes to be produced over the next five years.”

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arne link's avatar

Great. Thanks for the update.

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5dEdited

I thought it interesting that they told Steven Colbert they were ending The Late Show for financial reasons, and then they made a deal (with anyone)

for 1.5 BILLION dollars. Granted, SouthPark is pretty huge, but it just seems so snarky to Colbert somehow.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I don't think there is going to be an After cancelling Colbert. Indivisible asked me whether I would be willing to cancel my Paramount Subscription because they cancelled Colbert. Let us see what their merger is worth when it happens. I hope a lot less than 8 billion. Look at how Tesla and other X products have dropped in value because We the People boycotted them. The rest of of the world did too, once there was enough publicity.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

This seems strange. Of course, if $ is your sole motivation, I guess it makes sense.

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Tess Chapman's avatar

I know Colbert's show was the top watched late night program. So does the low revenue they're reporting mean they were losing advertising income? Can someone explain this to me like I'm five, please?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Someone’s not going to be happy🤣🤣‼️They’ll sue claiming they have the hugest weeny ever, the likes that’s never been seen before.

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arne link's avatar

"Everyone's saying"...even the 14-year-olds.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Buuurrrrrn. 😂😂

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jack's avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Bob Bowden's avatar

The harder they try to ban this, the more it will be played and shared. Eventually it will be played in movie theaters. People will come at midnight and pay $20 to smoke weed and dress up as the characters and repeat the key lines, like Rocky Horror. This is an instant classic in the Subversive Satire Hall of Fame, next to Carlin’s Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Anyway, last thought, is that this controversy is going to be a major news story that latches onto the current stories about tRump’s up to now successful domination of universities, media capitulation / ending Colbert’s show, local schools banning of “woke” ideas and actual history, foisting religion in the public schools, tRump-Epstein, etc. etc. etc.

It’s a great big turd sandwich and Parker and Stone have warmed it up to the point where lots of people can see it and smell it for what it is. Kudos to them!

We have a new nickname for a good set of testicles: “Parker and Stone”

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Memories of the episode of competition between Bono and Randy Marsh for largest continuous turd 💩. I know, high brow, fer sure.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

And now Thom Hartmann just showed a clip of t naked in the desert. This morning is the worst!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Walt!!! Stop!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm recording the replay of the new South Park episode tonight. I will turn up the volume & possibly use closed captioning.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

We can hope so anyway.

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arne link's avatar

How I miss George Carlin during these difficult times. At least we have Josh Johnson.

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Joyce's avatar

At least we have Jeff Teidrich.

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cablecargal's avatar

I really do look forward to Jeff's daily work.

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PlasticFish's avatar

I spend entirely too much time on EIETMOO, because I have to read each post at least twice to catch all the nuances... and then there's all the comments...

Thanks, JT!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Josh Johnson? I am not knowing.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Me neither

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arne link's avatar

He's subbing on the Tonight Show. He's the new George Carlin but nicer. I've seen him on YouTube for a couple of years.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I will check him out.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'm asleep by then...

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Jane's avatar

He's great -- he fits right in with the Daily Show team. If you watch the Daily Show at all, you know him -- he's the Black guy who has been doing location pieces for a while.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Oh ! Now I know who you're talking about, yes ! He's very good !

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

He is very funny. I think he started as a writer on the Daily Show, but now does tours. He takes on everything and everybody that makes the news. He also has a serous side.

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Jane's avatar

He's really great -- he makes a point of staying after his shows to say hi to anyone who wants a selfie with him. Also, I can only speak to his San Francisco shows but his opening acts were surprisingly good.

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cablecargal's avatar

We'll all bring rice, toast, an umbrella...what else did we bring to Rocky Horror?

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Bob Bowden's avatar

The 34 charges each of which is stamped GUILTY, his mugshot, and a box of Depends

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Black fishnet tights !

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cablecargal's avatar

Yes! And bright red glossy lipstick!

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Wow! TCM ran "FAME" last night or the night before and I had forgot there's a big Rocky Horror Picture Show segment. Seditionists! Seditionists EVERYWHERE!

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Susan Keefer's avatar

I would love to see it on Twitter, but Leon has thrown me off of X because I replied with the Washington Post article on Epstein on EVERY Fox Propaganda post on their front page. 😊

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

As you should have, Susan.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Thank you, Walt. 🙏

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PlasticFish's avatar

#respect

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Eva Porter's avatar

That is genius.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

They still have it going on. Too funny.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

This is why we cant have nice things, Uncle Jeff.

Copyrights.

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arne link's avatar

I've shared this clip with everyone I know. Let them sue me for copyright violations. Hah!

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Lynne's avatar

I just watched it and it is brilliant and hilarious! The desert bit is fucking awesome!

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arne link's avatar

The desert bit is the gold. Some links only show the first part, and you have to see the ending to get the full effect.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I get a message saying “that page doesn’t exist.”

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Kay - El jus told you the rats took it, human rats. I’m paraphrasing but that’s my opinion for sure.

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JCfromNC's avatar

If it’s the clip I think you’re talking about, here it is on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si=OKFie9jRYigIL6EW

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

different clip, but equally HOLY SHIT

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JCfromNC's avatar

I have been cursed by watching it, and the curse is for me to pass it on to others. My apologies.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

So, Jeff, there is another different clip that you were referring to?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Nicely done, JC! South Park is pertinent again.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I NEED you to do a full analysis of that episode Jeff!!!!! Hoping you do that tomorrow! HOLY SHIT is right, those guys BROUGHT IT

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I couldn’t get it from the link. It went to not-twitter and said it was removed so I’ll look around

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Thanks Walt I saw that one. I love South Park

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Tried to open the link. Says this link doesn’t exist (?)

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Susan Niemann's avatar

So "Being in the Epstein files doesn't mean you're a pedophile"

His cult is SO invested in all this... what leads people to such depraved behavior should be studied for years to come. A truly sad statement about the condition of our society.

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Charles Austin's avatar

They're drowning in their own bullshit. Actually, it's fun to watch 😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I've got a letter half written to my worthless Senators from Missouri. It's making me feel better, to call them out, even if they dont read it....because these assholes dont care about a thing except themselves.

I hope they all choke.

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Mary Hall's avatar

I have heard that postcards are the best way to write to one's Congress Critters. Ever since the anthrax attacks from long ago, a letter in an envelope has to go through a special process to open it, so your message will be delayed.

Phone calls work great too. If you don't want to talk to anyone, just call after hours and leave a message.

The important thing is to keep up the pressure. Remember, they work for YOU. I am so lucky to be represented in WA state by three very capable Democratic women.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

As am I, Mary. Senators Wyden and Merkley of Oregon have made me proud with their unending efforts to stop the coup.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Missouri and Ohio, two states that have been overtaken by MAGATS and transformed into 3rd world communities.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

JD Vance's folks were part of the Hillbilly Diaspora to Ohio in the 1980's, where he was born. All the problems of the South were exported to this once-Union state, which gained nothing positive from this run-off population.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

They gained bigotry and racism, so yeah, not positive

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It's true, Ohio was very pro Union during the Civil War. Vance is descended originally from Quakers who arrived in Philadelphia in 1690. My eighth great-grandmother Mary Baldwin Linville Griest was one of his great grandmothers married to a Linville who is one of his great grandfathers and died young. Mary then married my eighth great grandfather John Griest. The Linville boys eventually moved to North Carolina and later at least one of them ended up in Kentucky, and his descendent (Vance) ended up in Ohio. My ancestors on the Griest side ended up in Centre County in Pennsylvania until about 120 years ago, when my grandfather moved to Philadelphia and then Steelton, PA. The best of Kentucky did not move to Ohio.

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PlasticFish's avatar

I beg your pardon! I was part of the ORIGINAL Hillbilly Diaspora. JD & Co. were a generation later, piss-poor imitators merely following the trail that we blazed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Charles Austin's avatar

I have the same situation in Ohio. I prefer slapping the shit out of mine 😂😂

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ohio IS a Southern state.

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Charles Austin's avatar

It's a gerrymandered state.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's really too bad. I was very fond of John Kasich for his balanced budget with Clinton.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Yep

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, that's hard to say. Miami University of Ohio is actually a very progressive school. And how's Antioch doing these days? It was a real place of appeal in the Sixties. Dayton, the Silicon Valley of the late 19th century...

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ohio is one staye I haven't been to, but

Vance is representative of the worst

inhabitants.

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AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

I wrote one today too. Feel free to use. 💙

https://resist.bot/petitions/PAEUDF

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

It's a POOP LAGOON !

* Colbert

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That's the opposite of what they would say if a lib was in the files

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SethTriggs's avatar

That's exactly the entire point of the Q-loon conspiracy, that it's Democrats harvesting kids and taking them to pizza parlor basements that don't exist! All these people just keep playing in our fucking faces.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Frankly, if there are libs in there, they should be exposed too. These guys have been protected for far too long - all of them.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

And this is the difference between liberals and conservatives. I'm talking about ordinary folks, not the politicians. We know damn well MAGAs will make excuses for any Republicans in the files and still back them to the hilt, while we liberals will throw any Dems to the wolves as they would deserve and try to find better representatives.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Absolutely. No one sane thinks any of those who participated should get away with it. So we see now who the terrible POSs are who are protecting the predators

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Joyce's avatar

Exactly.....This situation gets worse by the minute, as the POS Posse frantically runs away from revealing all of the contents of the files. Rather than bury the scandal, they're making it very clear that the documents are damning.....to a LOT of people.

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Tess Chapman's avatar

Agreed. No love lost exposing liberal pedophiles, either. Expose them.

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Joyce's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when MAGAts heard that Bill Clinton probably had flown on Epstein's plane and that was enough right there for Clinton to be summarily executed.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Some people in the files were just driving by and were looking at the sights. Wherever they were that's what they were doing. Wherever. Trump was seen in the backseat thousands of times so we know he was just a passenger in the car Wherever they were driving and stuff.

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J.R.'s avatar

😂

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Gout Machine's avatar

Once again, they're trying to move the goalposts.

And the media will let them.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

It’s called identity fusion Susan, it’s a well studied psychological construct. Look it up!!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

If anyone can still read by that time.

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Tad Huckabee's avatar

Dudes and Dudettes , news flash, Diaper Don is a pedar pervert.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Time for Donnie to go to the nearest convent and flashes his tiny mushroom to the nuns. That would be a distraction!

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Brad Yazell's avatar

And today Blanche is on his way to gin up a deal with Maxwell to keep her quiet. I hope WSJ is sitting on a lot more. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Witness tampering from the get-go. Blanche's meeting with Maxwell renders her an unreliable witness by any standard.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Count on witness tampering and death threats, Ghislaine certainly is Sharon!!

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PlasticFish's avatar

That's the plan, yes. I hope she refuses to meet with him, or at least not without reliable witnesses present.

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Brad Yazell's avatar

Statement from Maxwell's attorney a couple of days ago; “I can confirm that we are in discussions with the government and that Ghislaine will always testify truthfully. We are grateful to President Trump for his commitment to uncovering the truth in this case." 🤣

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

BS.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Then she began fearing for her life!!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Is she safer inside or out of prison?

Inquiring minds want to know

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

More opportunities for an accidental death outside Dave, just like her father’s!!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It's a good question. Did t have Epstein killed? It's hard for me to imagine he could pull it off, but I think right now I think she's safer in prison.

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PlasticFish's avatar

🤮

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Douglas's avatar

It'll just be Blanche and Ghislane? No lawyer for her?

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AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

Her lawyer has to be present but he and Blanche are besties…..

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I heard Bannon & Maxwell have the dame lawyer 🤔 Not sure.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Didn’t guess wrong Kristy!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

SAME, 🎼 There is nothing like a dame . . .

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

Oh, to be a fly on the wall.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Too many people have seen these documents. Someone has to have copies. $5 will get you $10 they appear piecemeal on the dark web before Congress comes back.

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Kay-El's avatar

I mentioned something similar in another article. The author said he didn’t think so because the DOJ was filled with loyalists. I think that if there’s money to be made on it someone will spill.

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Cyndi's avatar

There's no way that all 1,000 SDNY readers in March were Trump loyalists.

Besides, Bondi and crew just plugged the Epstein data server into the SDNY network for that review. Anyone with access to the network had open access to the files, apparently.

And we know what some of SDNY thinks of the Orange Octopus!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Especially if republicans are involved.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

And without redactions. Did you see the complete and totally redacted document yesterday? Shameful maybe if it was a military plan on an unsecured app for the enemies to soak up but that could never happen. That was our ‘Signal’ to get rid of our defense department executives and there is a precise list for that too.

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Marty's avatar

I hope so. There is a moral obligation to release them.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Stephen: 💯💯💯 I am sure that we will see these things at some point. Remember deep throat?

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, folks should read the transcripts of the Maxwell trial…..The prosecutors remarked in court that she is lying under oath, repeatedly… if she was lying then, what makes folks think she will come clean with an agreement with Donald’s former criminal attorney masquerading as Assistant Attorney General? But MAGAS are that delusional… Best to All and please watch the Netflix special on Jeffery Epstein, just rereleased.

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Jane's avatar

They don't want to meet with her for her testimony. They want to meet with her to case the joint in order to figure out the best way for her to "commit suicide."

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/ok-republicans-trump-is-in-the-epstein

Jeff, Keep on doing what you are doing.

I mean, We all know that fucking Trump Turd is in the files, it isnt going to just automagically go away anytime soon. Trump and his shit, need to just evaporate and disintegrate into nothingness at this point. Can you imagine the stress and fear he is dealing with right now? Over the bell tolling for him soon? I can.

As always Uncle Jeff, Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Cross posted to our readers.

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Alethia St. Joan's avatar

May the pressure of the stress burst his black little ticker into more bits than the motherfucking Titan.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

It woulda happened long ago if he had a soul

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SethTriggs's avatar

He's got that Dick Cheney energy.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I never thought there'd be a worse POS than Darth Vader Cheney but this turd is it

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SethTriggs's avatar

I'm not actually sure he casts a reflection in a mirror.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

As often as he looks in a mirror, he must see something but it sure as hell isn't what most of us see. He's an ugly, desperate, warped piece of shit who's finally getting cornered. Now it's time for the walls to come tumbling down.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I know, right?

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I see what you did there.

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shee-rah's avatar

And his little baby pricker.

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Mingo's avatar

The cowardly bootlickers in the GOP can run and hide from the Epstein debacle all they want, but the stench as you say, will still be there when they come back from their vacay. Those of us from the Watergate generation know it's not the crime but the coverup. In this case it's the coverup of the coverup. The wheels are coming off the bus.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

100% Mingo. Right with you.

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Gina's avatar

"automagically" - GREAT TERM

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I try Gina....It usually works...most times.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The squirrels broke outta their cages in his skull cavity and are just playing around up in there. And no one around him gives two shits.

Plus Bondi was in on the criminal Acosta cover-up, so she she’s her own ass as vulnerable.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The squirrels are running crazy trying to eat the spiders in his big fat pumpkin head

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shee-rah's avatar

They finally broke into his brain, but what they found was vast emptiness.

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Leu2500's avatar

Which Acosta coverup?

Alex Acosta approved the sweetheart deal for Epstein in 2009

Bondi wasn’t FL AG until 2011

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AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

But she did sit on the lawsuits when she was AG, and, through her father, had attended events at epstein’s.

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Douglas's avatar

Has Acosta been made to pay a price yet??

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Well, he does have that FACE. 🥺

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Kay-El's avatar

I just read an article where some GOP insider said Trump said he knows will be fucked by the Epstein files. Not by Obama nor Clinton nor Comey, but by his own damn self.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Too bad this crap didn’t come out 1 year ago.

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PlasticFish's avatar

It was out there already, but people didn't pay much attention until Donny & friends started very obviously trying to move heaven & earth to cover it up.

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Chris Duncan's avatar

Come on, let’s be fair! Mike Johnson needed to get back to Louisiana because he gets a big legislative discount on petroleum jelly.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Who do you think supplies Diddy with his lube?

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Pedo - Glide

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HI2thDoc's avatar

It would be great if a reporter asks Bondi, do you pray with that mouth you use to spread the most obvious bullshit? But of course, this will never happen

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

She preys.

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shee-rah's avatar

So, which name do you like better: Bullshit Barbie or Law Barbie?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Anything with bullshit in it is descriptive

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PlasticFish's avatar

TRUNT! TRUNT! TRUNT!

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Krista Allen's avatar

Watching the flurry of Russian misinformation from Gabbard and Leavitt yesterday, I knew they were trying to deflect from something good that was about to come out. I may run out of popcorn before this is done.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I’m glad my new crop of weed has been harvested…I’m gonna need it.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Which new Epstein revelation will be the after dinner mint for Mr. Creosote? This shit isn't going away, no matter how much shit Donnie Two Dolls slings against the wall. Lots of people getting caught up in their lies. You know the old saying: The cover-up is worse than the crime.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Not in this case. I can’t think of anything on earth worse than a fucking decades-long billionaire serial-pedophile sex-trafficking apparatus.

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PlasticFish's avatar

Point taken. We must never forget that, at the root of all this, there are any number of girls and young women who were used, abused, and violated by men old enough to be their fathers, or even grandfathers.

Ewww. Suddenly I've lost any desire to eat breakfast. 🤮

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Trumps excuses are WAFER THIN

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Leu2500's avatar

‘like an octopus’

Different words (“40 zillion hands”), but that’s what Jennifer Leeds testified to in the E. jean trial about being assaulted by Trump on a commercial flight.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/in-rape-trial-woman-testifies-that-she-was-also-sexually-attacked-by-trump

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Well, Dumbass Donald Trump does have the busiest hand movements I've ever seen whenever he attempts what passes for speaking. I mean they move around a LOT!

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PlasticFish's avatar

There's even video of him in action... Check out the clip of him running his hands all over Ivanka at the RNC.

I'm pretty sure if I touched my daughter like that, she'd slap the snot out of me (and I'd deserve it).

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I guess we now know he’s playing not air guitar but air booby rub.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Jeff, thank you for keeping us laughing while we are falling apart.

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SethTriggs's avatar

He doesn't have to worry, Frau Pam is there to insulate the pricktator from legal exposure. And we all told the damned death cultists about him being Epstein's best pal as early as 2015 but unfortunately there wasn't the clout in listening to the email lady, or Kamala, or...well ANYONE. Because the main attraction of inflicting the pricktator on us is the ethnic cleansing he promised.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It's not just t, it's the awful racism he represents that gets him his support.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

THEY DON'T BELIEVE WOMEN, we're EVIL INCARNATE dontcha know.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Men should be grateful that women only want equality and not payback.

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

Don’t we want payback?😎

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

https://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/congress-can-subpoena-epstein-birthday-book-from-epstein-estate-epstein-victims-lawyer-says-243745349678

Have Ro Khanna and the House of Representatives dipshits subpoenaed the Epstein pedophilic estate yet to obtain this Satan-edited birthday book? What is taking them so fucking long? Lawrence O’Donnell got them the key to Fort Pedophile on live TV last night!!!!

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J.R.'s avatar

Yes he did! That was compelling.

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