holy shit, Donald Trump is fucking losing it
the family of raccoons that live inside Trump’s head have finally chewed through all the wires
Little Donny Fuckface is cracking under the pressure.
the quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing insurrection-leading judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering game-show-hosting serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging tax-cheating evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling fluorescent tangerine jackass has always been a burst trash bag of personality defects.
but now it looks as if the family of raccoons that live inside Donald Trump’s head have finally chewed through all the wires.
yesterday, Trump melted all the way down and posted over 100 times on his crappy app:
holy shit. in post (and re-post) after post, Trump puffs himself up, tears down his enemies, touts bogus polls and flattering articles, goes on manic all-caps rants, and, most disturbingly, posts deranged video clips of his own disassociated stream-of-consciousness blithering.
in one unhinged clip, Trump calls for GOP prosecutors around the country to start locking up Democrats to avenge him.
“You ought to watch, frankly it's an eye for an eye, fight fire with fire. Republicans, I hope you're watching.”
it’s scary stuff. Trump’s grip on reality was always tenuous, and now it’s completely fucking severed.
it’s pretty amusing to watch Donald Trump completely lose his shit, but at the same time it’s also terrifying — because Trump is a cornered rat, and a cornered rat is the most dangerous rat.
Trump knows he’s in deep shit, and he would happily burn America to the ground to escape justice.
that’s what the whole “they’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you” thing is all about — the walls are closing in and all the lawyers in the world can’t help him now, and so he wants his rabid worshipers to fight a literal war.
the entire wingnut media ecosystem has fallen in line and is amplifying this message — as are Kevin McCarthy and Jim Jordan and the entire Congressional Dipshit Caucus — because the whole fucking unpatriotic lot of them would happily destroy everything to stay in power.
and so now, Jack Smith and Tanya Chutkan and all the other judges and prosecutors have to be surrounded by enhanced security details — because, as always, it only takes one moron with a rifle and an earful of Fox News nonsense to create a national tragedy.
justice is finally coming for Donald Trump. half of me wants to giddily pass the popcorn, but the other half wants to be very afraid — because all this could very likely get worse before it gets better.
I’m scared to put our “Stop the Donald STD” and “Biden/Harris” yard signs out. I can envision terrorists roaming city streets to randomly take out the rest of us. I wish I were joking.
You had me at “the family of raccoons living in Trump’s head...”. Another winner, Jeff!