here's how insufferable prick Jim Jordan is running interference for future convict Donald Trump

you know the dance. you’ve seen this movie before.

it’s always about revenge with these guys. grudges and revenge.

Grudgemaster General Donald Trump has made no secret of the fact that he wants to know the names of every FBI agent involved in the Mar-a-Lago and January 6 investigations.

why? so that, should Donny ever become president again, he can fire the fuck out of them all.

Trump has then privately discussed that should he return to the White House, it is imperative his new Department of Justice “quickly” and “immediately” purge the FBI and DOJ’s ranks of these officials and agents who’ve led the Trump-related criminal investigations, the sources recount.

because revenge.

and when Donald Trump puts out the call, who better to answer than Prime Flunky Jim Jordan. the shouty half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach immediately fired off a letter to Merrick Garland.

Republicans in the House of Representatives on Tuesday requested information from the Department of Justice regarding Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigations into former President Donald Trump, including details about FBI agents involved in the probes.

I like to imagine that Merrick Garland replied “demand this, asshole” as he crumpled up the letter and threw it in the wastebasket. because Garland is not going to comply, for many reasons, the most important one being that House Republicans have no right to interfere with an active investigation. hell, it’s against the law.

and Jim Jordan knows he has no right to interfere with an active investigation. he doesn’t care.

because Jim Jordan is an insufferable prick. a yappy little lapdog who likes to run around in circles and barkbarkbarkbarkbark and call attention to himself.

and so Merrick Garland is going to find some polite way to tell Jim to go fuck himself, and then Jordan will go on Fox News and huff and puff and wave his arms and point his stupid finger and say it’s Joe Biden’s fault for covering up who the fuck knows what.

you know the dance. you’ve seen this movie before.

expect more and more of this obstructionist fuckery from assholes like Jim Jordan and James Comer and the whole worthless lot of House Republicans as we inch ever closer to the inevitable indictments that are coming Donald Trump’s way.

the noise machine is already cranked to eleven. we’re about to find out what twelve sounds like.