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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this is everything I could think of off the top of my head. now you get to tell me what I forgot

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Michael Edick's avatar

How did you keep your head from exploding 🤯 when writing this?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

by taking frequent breaks to pace about the house

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Marybeth Maloy Gebauer's avatar

Self-care is important, Jeff ;) Stay healthy for us! Eternally grateful for your work.

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Marian's avatar

YES!!!

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Don Holt's avatar

Thanks man!!!

That was fucking brilliant!!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Getting your exercise in!

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Mike Janowski's avatar

And perhaps a significant dose of "Dank Anacin"?

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Karen Hall's avatar

So, so perfect

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Amy Swanson Salmon's avatar

Yeah…. Already !

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Douglas's avatar

The amazing descriptive list was already created as a good writer has stuff in the barrel ready to load!

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Narcoleptic flatulence ✌🏻💙

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Abbi's avatar

You’re right, she didn’t fart or shart or whatever the fuck her opponent does all the time.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

The next thing you know that there will be an advertisement from Depends saying “You Too Can Be The Recipient of Our New Undergarment featuring Donald J Trump’s Likeness On Each Product”!

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Gerry Rogan's avatar

I use the toilet paper with his face on it.

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Robert R's avatar

He is attempting to expose his inner self for all to smell 👃 ,keeps the used pampers as data for his soon to be written in the penitentiary memoirs!🤢 🤧 🤮

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Troll Slayer's avatar

Nah, they’ll be selling them as part of his next exclusive, commemorative, collectible grift

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Excellent Barbara!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

This is honestly such a good point, Barbara. Can you imagine if Kamala let loose with a big fart while she was talking? CAN YOU IMAGINE??? Yet "oh it's just his way." He's such a disgusting piece of sewage.

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Kay-El's avatar

She didn’t compare herself to Jesus or any other deity, though I wouldn’t have minded if she’d compared herself to the Statue of Liberty. :D

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Agreed K-EI!

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David A Pitock's avatar

Like that.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I can’t believe you mentioned all that you did, Jeff! If I were a teacher, I’d give you an A+. Good going!

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CL Tee's avatar

I AM a teacher and I give Jeff an A+ AND extra credit.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Hmmm…you might need to find a different line of work….

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

He’s also quite smelly

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Sarah's avatar

She didn’t snort, sniffle, snore breathe her way through her speech. She didn’t have ridiculous clown makeup on her face. She didn’t try to comb her hairpiece over a giant bald head. She didn’t have trouble standing up straight….there’s too many to list!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Richard’s right, the miasma of a badly soiled, dripping diapered derpish dotard, were mysteriously absent Jeff!

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Abbi's avatar

Your list is amazing. She also didn’t say that neo-Nazis are very fine people or that she’d imprison anyone who voted for, donated to, and/or worked for her opponent. But most importantly, she didn’t comment on Pres Biden calling her opponent’s followers garbage or Sec Clinton calling them deplorables, despite the fact that both are understatements like no one in our country has ever seen.

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arne link's avatar

I see what you did there, the hyperbole. Clever.

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PollyP's avatar

She didn't mock a working reporter with a disability.

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PollyP's avatar

She didn't say she saw thousands of cheering Muslims when the twin towers came down.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

She didn't claim she was a witch and people were hunting her.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Nor did she claim that nobody has been treated worse than her in the history of the country.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Yah… poor baby

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Oh, that she were a witch and could spell him out… but if she were a witch she wouldn’t practice that kind of magic.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

True dat Kathleen, no mention of boiling caldrons or flying broomsticks!!

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Eileen's avatar

Classic! Nice!

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John Hampton's avatar

Project-2025-denying, dictator-ass-kissing...

Srsly, I think you covered all the bases. Great job!

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antlisa1201's avatar

She didn’t notify us that mtg was blown to bits in a hydrogen car as she sat in the audience. She didn’t have a billionaire doing jumping jacks behind her as she spoke. Um….

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HI2thDoc's avatar

She didn't whine about the Deep State relentlessly and unfairly persecuting her

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Tess's avatar

Damn you are good!!!!!!!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Goes without saying Tess, a masterful artist who actually understands the absurdity and points out the fuckery!!

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

You forgot that she didn’t sent her lackey out to say that “America is for Americans and Americans only” She didn’t hire a bunch of incompetent campaign workers who vetted a loser “comedian” and allowed him to say that Puerto Rico is a floating garbage dump and barely prevented him from calling the Vice President of the United States a c*nt.

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

I think Stephen meant to say "USA is for whites and whites only." America encompasses all of North and South Americas, and all those brown people he doesn't like.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I thought it was clear that he meant white.

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Forrest Grump's avatar

She didn’t try to hawk any gold-and-diamond-crusted overpriced USA bibles and sneakers and watches that turn out to be snuck in from China.

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JsuttraL's avatar

If Kamala isn’t saying ANY of this, just what is it that she is doing? Oh, yeah…being Presidential.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

And she also didn't give a Fidel Castro-length speech. She made her points and finished up.

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David A Pitock's avatar

She does get right to me point, must be the prosecutor in her.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Exactly. Being presidential has always been way out of his league and psychotic universe. He's so encapsulated with delusions, along with his world of crime and make believe that he doesn't have a clue on how to lead or gives a shit about the proposed disastrous results. Jeff's list completely spells out the comparisons and the choice for we the people couldn't be more obvious.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I'll never forget the pundits saying "this when he became presidential" or a related comment during his reign of terror. He is physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually unable to do so, and it has always been so obvious it was never going to happen.

Just one example of the political pundit class's completely inability to do their jobs and be objective when it comes to PAB, which continues to this day.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Having. A. Plan. And the ability.

The ability to conceive how to govern in the way the United States is expected to operate by the rest of the sane, non-fascist world.

That's a start.

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Susan Travis's avatar

Having competent advisors. Listening to experts.💙

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Wait! He has a…concept of a plan.

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Rick A.'s avatar

Great summary of all the Trump insanity. And yet, 46%+ of the country still apparently wants the orange, crazy, evil one. We are in a mass delusion and a severe psychotic break untethered from reality in this country, and I still fear for our future. We are in a very bad place, when truth and even objective reality is optional……where did we go from here?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Would the remnants of the GOP take this opportunity to rebuild their party and try to bury the MAGA movement...restore a little sanity, maybe? Or do we have deprogrammers step in? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Linda Weide's avatar

Last night my Democrats Abroad Project 2025 book club was reflecting on whether we want to continue reading Project 2025, when we have read over 2/3 of the chapters, and find it somewhat sickening. A member made a suggestion was made that we start studying democracy and see what needs to happen to strengthen the Democracy of the US, so that the institutions are protected from an attack like this. One of our members had read an article by a Polish political scientist in the NYT, which she has shared with us. It is analyzing what makes countries vulnerable to these attacks on democracy, and what helps countries to stand up to these attacks. It is very interesting what he is saying, and I am posting it here. It is her link, and I believe it is a gifted link. It is called The Game Theory of Democracy. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/29/magazine/democracy-elections-game.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It’s the obscene amount of money gloating around DC that has made criminals interested in our government! Thanks to the corrupt Supreme Court & Citizens United

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Deborah Perugi's avatar

Yes, that is major

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Linda… thanks for this! We absolutely need to think ahead to figure out how to curtail these dangerous efforts.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Susan, I think you are going to like this video of a discussion of early elections. Someone shared it with one of my listserves today. It makes things look really good for Kamala. https://youtu.be/EZvQCIsu8Zs?si=BwN3XXbR0EjGpDGE

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Just watched it…thanks for sharing. I have fingers and toes crossed…😃

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Thanks, Linda. I still subscribe, so I’ll go look it up.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I cancelled the Times a long time ago...and the link is paywalled... but I'm sure its valuable info!!

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Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Here's a hack to get past the paywall. As soon as you open the link (you have to be fast and it may take 2 or 3 goes) put your cursor anywhere on it and hit Command A (Mac) Ctrl A (windows) This will highlight the article. Then hit Command C or Ctrl C which copies everything. Then you can paste using Command V or Ctrl V into any Word or Text doc. They may have tried to redeem themselves in the last few days but the NYT is still untrustworthy in my book and they're not getting another cent from me.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Thanks Jill.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Susan, I canceled my subscription to NYT last year, but it was not paywalled for me. I copied it from what she posted to us in Signal, but it apparently does not work elsewhere. I apologize that it does not work.

The article is talking about the work of Adam Przeworksi called What Make Democracies Endure, written in 1996. You might need to search for it, or get it from your library. I found a copy to download but it was not in English. I also discovered The Journal of Democracy, which I am sharing here, because it seems like an interesting resource along the lines of better understanding it and how it works. https://www.journalofdemocracy.org/

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Many thanks! Greatly appreciated. Just now, I did try the hack and its worked. Greatly appreciated. 👍

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Deborah Perugi's avatar

The difficulty is allowing free speech, which is sanctified in the Constitution or any resemblence even if it’s lies and can cause violence.

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Fiat Lux's avatar

You're 2/3 in and you only find it "somewhat" sickening? I read the Cliff notes version and it made me feel like puking my guts out.🤢🤮

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Linda Weide's avatar

You get inured to some of it, not that the ideas do not terrify me if they are implemented, or as they are being implemented in Red States and to some extent in Blue states. But we see that knowing about them is not enough, and it gives us a deeper understanding of how our government works and is set up, and how these people operate. But, we all have a general pervasive feeling of nausea at this point which makes us not so inclined to keep on reading. Or, we shall see after the election.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I wish I could read it. Blocked by paywall

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Deprogramming could start with unplugging cable news, starting with Fox, Newsmax, OAN, Real America’s Voice … Geez. I just googled ‘conservative cable news; there’s a shit ton. No wonder so many people are so stupid.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

1st Amendment? Anyone who can take away their media can also take away our media.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Nope. We could re-up the Fairness Doctrine. Losing MSNBC wouldn’t be a great loss. When the Fairness Doctrine was challenged in 1987 by the Reagan admin, admin lawyers claimed that fairness was in violation of the 1st amendment. The decision and argument were and are both controversial. Until 2011, the Fairness Doctrine was still on the books though not enforced, but was summarily removed in 2011, and no one seemed to notice or care. BTW: ‘equal time’ is not the same as the Fairness Doctrine. As soon as the Fairness Doctrine was challenged, Rush Limbaugh and the Murdoch’s went nuts. They could now promote harmful reports without checks. The idea here of the Fairness Doctrine was much like peer reviews in science. While all analogies fail, the peer review in science keeps nutcases from publishing in established peer-review journals. While the FCC is government control of speech, it is the same control that government exerts in other cases. Peer reviews are conducted by interdisciplinary scholars. There is a need for industry to monitor, which was the hope (and claim) at the time. They’ve failed miserably.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The fairness doctrine made a lot more sense when the airwaves could only support a very few channels. I grew up with four broadcast channels in Washington DC with the eventual addition of a fifth channel, PBS.

How are you going to ensure fairness with dozens of cable news outlets? The government bureaucracy would be ginormous. Also, enforcement is likely to vary from administration to administration. Back when the First Amendment was written, there was no limit on the number of newspapers and there was no government censorship. 1st Amendment forever!

And talking about deprogramming people sounds completely fascist to me.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Now, let me respond to your sense that Susan’s comment is fascist. I am pretty sure, having followed Susan for sometime, that she was tossing off ‘deprogramming’ in a moment of pique and frustration. She would never in a lifetime argue for actually deprogramming folks. That’s what Mao did, and Susan knows that it’s cruel and authoritarian. I’m not a fascist either. I’m trying to use the institutions we have had in place to get a newly conceived Fairness Doctrine back. That’s it. Elon Musk, by the way, is running Xitter on strict construction of the 1st amendment, where strict construction assumes that (1) we can know/determine what the authors of the Bill of Rights intended, purely without context and (2) that the constitution, including the Bill of Rights, is not a living document. I’m not sure he thinks about it that way, though he is smart enough to. I think he’s cynical and doesn’t give a rip.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

That’s a different issue than the 1st Amendment issue, interesting in and of itself.

I grew up (I’m 76), with only three channels. Here’s my take on limited access: we got some news delivered, for the most part, by trustworthy folks. But it wasn’t until scholars wrote the history of the period, that we became acquainted with our history-as-past. Think of the Johnson years. Now, we get the present unfiltered sometimes but certainly like a firehouse. It would be great if historians like Heather Cox Richardson and Timothy Snyder were giving everyone contex. But that isn’t happening and can’t happen, unless you subscribe or are still in academia.

We cannot trust pundits with our news, not necessarily because they are untrustworthy — though some are. The Fairness Doctrine would be a corrective, and if it were reinstituted by the FCC, the problem of the proliferation of channels would take care of itself through licensure.

In the end, I’d rather be through of as a citizen of the news than as a consumer of the news. I know that many honest reporters are tryin g to talk to us that way.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Almost like there needs to be a whole ‘Department of Fair & Safe Broadcasting’ (or something like that)… like the size of the DOJ

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The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

There aren’t enough real Republicans to form a winning party.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You're probably right...at least for now.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

No, she’s right forever. Maybe Leonard Leo will create the Corrupt, SCOTUS-owning Party and propose himself as its Pope…er, candidate.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Sadly Susan, being a republican provides license to being an ignorant sociopath, that will never change!

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David Bright's avatar

I think the Magat movement will survive even if Harris wins next week. The rethugs in Congress will spend the next four years trying to make certain Harris is a one term president and harm the American people as a result. The Magats are deeply entrenched in red America like a malignant cancer metastasizing throughout the body politic. There is no comparison of the articulate and empathetic Harris/Walz ticket to the felonious orange narcissist and deeply disturbed JD aka I forgot his other names. Thanks to Harris and Walz for giving us hope and joy in an insane political environment.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

There will always be a movement of discontent, wont there? Throughout history, these people rise up to be heard… but I cling to hope there are less of them than sane citizens who want to see a democracy continue. It’s gonna take vigilance and time. 🤞🤞🤞🤞

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It will require deprogrammers

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Charles Austin's avatar

I think that Scanners would be helpful.💥😂

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

In a word, no.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I would like a poll that polls every single person in the US and Americans Abroad on what they think. No one I know responds to these polls, because they don't want to give some rando their thoughts and info. So, these surveys are based on a sampling of the population who do not care who asks them what. That is already a select segment of the population. I read at one point that all of the surveys over-survey Trump supporters because they like to be heard for their grievances. For example, they have a home, a car, maybe 2 cars, get paid vacation, go traveling, send their kids to college, and they go out, yet they are still griping about the economy having been better under Trump. Wondering what they are basing it on. Also, their quality of life was better, because everyone loves living in fear and terror as a virus traps them in their homes and their loved ones die from it. Those grievance people are just a lot more likely to answer a poll than say someone who is spending their time working night and day for a campaign.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

You're absolutely right, and just to add one more piece of why the polls aren't actually representative of the American people: it also rely on people who answer calls from random unknown numbers, and A LOT of us don't do that.

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Linda Weide's avatar

EXACTLY!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

If that’s the case I’ll never be polled insert!

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Kathy H's avatar

Well said, my feeling about polls that I couldn't articulate as well, I'm not going to participate in government by fickle popularity. Electing leadership of our country is more important than a damn homecoming Queen.

I keep thinking how there is more of us, working, thinking, caring people & wondering how these screaming, petty jackals got so much traction. I think there is a lot to it, how our systems have been corrupted to reward loyalists over integrity, aligning with abusers rather than doingthe work. But, what I see plainly radiating from these people at every level is avarice. It is strong motivation. Our knowing that integrity is stronger-that is stronger. We've just needed to get clear on our own motivation to shut these asshole fuckers down. I'm glad for this writer & this community coming together to get crystal clear on that. The raging Kevins & Karens in my own location are about doing me in. I don't know what I'd do if intelligent, like-minded hadn't started showing up. I'm sure glad you have!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

No consequences for crimes committed during tRump’s 1st term has brought all the grifters out, looking to make a buck

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Try your survey here Linda, you’ll enjoy the answers and results much more pleasing!

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Oh, a Communist, eh?

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P123Sunny's avatar

What Rick said

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

How is this possible? My head is ready to explode!

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The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

It makes me sad and confused to know that almost half our country are ignorant and incapable of critical reasoning. How did we become so stupid? Home schooling? I grasp at possible reasons without satisfying answers.

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Lisa59's avatar

They were already stupid, misogynistic, and bigoted. No one ever said the quiet part out loud. Agent Orange and the trauma from Covid, gave the green light to people's vulnerabilities and fears. Self righteous entitlement followed. Republicans jumped all over it for their own narcissistic desires for ideological power. Billionaire neoliberal oligarchs felt like they won the lottery. Balls to the walls they went.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I rewatched Idiocracy & it’s here now, not 500 years in the future

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Teri's avatar

I absolutely think homeschooling has to have strict regulating. It's insane to have so many uneducated people with no clue how society & govt work.

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Lisa59's avatar

The functionally illiterate. I have friends who are teachers, who describe teaching children to take standardized testing replaced critical thinking skills. Shitty parents and administrators who refuse to listen to change and play politics. Then there's the Republicans stripping away their funding every year with the goal of privatization. And we are full up on ignorant people unaware of their own ignorance. It's exhausting.

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arne link's avatar

Home schooling is mostly embraced by the religious or the very lazy who don't want to get their kids ready for school. Either way, the kids get a substandard education.

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Lisa59's avatar

His supporters do not understand the differences between a dictator and a leader. They want someone strong to lead them because their worlds of wanted conformity are clashing with a changing world. They want someone who will put their foot on anyone's neck who is out of order. That want conformity and order. And they do not care how that comes to fruition. They don't get the fucking fact that they will be the collateral damage. But, they think they will be protected by their Czar, because they're on the right side. That's why people vote against their own interest. They're scared of change. They were terrified of telephones and seat belts.

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The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

They were calling him “Daddy”. How creepy is that?

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Lisa59's avatar

JFC on a cracker! Next, they'll sacrifice their daughters at his alter of stacked adult diapers with him in them. The 'ish alert' is warranted.

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arne link's avatar

Oh, it's a horrible thought but I'm sure many of them would gladly deliver their daughters to Merde-A-Lardo for his use. Thank God Epstein isn't around.

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Marlene Cohen Adair's avatar

Cut the cord on russian, Iranian but primarily kremlin interference

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Your post is on point, but to add a little hope for all of us losing our minds, it's only 46% of the electorate and most Americans don't even vote. It's probably around 30% of the country, which still WAY too many people. And I have no idea what we're going to do about this mass delusion and psychosis.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

MAGAs vote. That’s why getting out Gen Z is critical for Dems

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Well, if it helps, it's not 46% of the country, it's 46% of the electorate, which is (sadly) a much smaller number. All we have to do is vote & make sure everyone we know votes.

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Linda Weide's avatar

This analysis of the early voting data is really hopeful. So far it shows that the country is not crazy, Trump is. https://youtu.be/EZvQCIsu8Zs?si=BwN3XXbR0EjGpDGE

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

over 75,000 gather in DC to hear Kamala Harris’s closing argument . . . And not one 💩 pooped in Statuary Hall.

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Samantha M's avatar

Ahhh … but she didn’t say she’s NOT controlling the weather, which is as good as a confession. Nice try Jeff.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Great joke to us, sounds true to them. I bet some rw nutcase will seize on that.

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Samantha M's avatar

Does it sound true? Or are they just too far gone to admit the whole thing is one giant grift? And they’re the collective mark. Too hard. Easier to just keep goin along …

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I think to a lot of them, they convince themselves that the bs is true. But also what you said.

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Pamela Gross's avatar

Vice-President Harris is the real deal and just what we need! Item #2 that we need, is to NEVER hear from or about Trump again, EVER!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Yet - check out this wording:

@sharonjqyang

DANA BASH on VP Harris' speech:

"This is exactly what the Harris campaign hoped that they were going to deliver, that she was going to deliver."

Why not just say “She nailed it!” - or “Outta the park, KH!” or “She delivered!…” my g-d. Unbelievable

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arne link's avatar

I really dislike DB and her frozen face.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

And her lackey Jake Tapper.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

🙏🙏🙏

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This, would be the most satisfyingly possible outcome of this election Pamela!!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

She also didn't claim she took a bullet for democracy.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Or parade around with a maxi pad on her ear that miraculously healed up in three days.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trumps maxi pad taped to his ear was hardly convincing that he did, so a pass was necessary Abby!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Except he did get grazed with a bullet. Which does not at all mean he "took one for democracy".

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Alee Robbins's avatar

"Taking a bullet for..." clearly implies putting oneself in harm's way. As soldiers do on the battlefield. As firefighters do when entering a burning home to save a child. Or as police do when confronting an armed perpetrator.

Taking a bullet means self-sacrifice for the larger good.

Trump? No effin' way.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Right? But "I'm a lucky POS...man, that coulda been my face" just doesn't have the same swaggering ring to it.

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Alee Robbins's avatar

He's such a puke.

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Karla's avatar

It will take a lot to convince me that he was grazed but I get your point.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Ok. Read my relpy to Teri, then maybe try Snopes and look at before and after pics of his ear. He was, and my only comment to the dope who shot the gun was "DUDE. You had ONE JOB." 🫣

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arne link's avatar

Amen

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Teri's avatar

I strongly disagree!!! Turd's ear was *** "allegedly" **** hit by a bullet. Where's the bullet? Casing? Medical report? Eric turd said "dad didn't even need stitches". Next day, ear was photographed as turd sat in golf cart. No damage at all. No bandage. Turd DID put a pani-liner on his ear a few days later at RNC convention.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

This is incorrect. The golf cart pic was not from the next day. There are pics of him wearing a smaller bandage after the RNC, and before and after pics clearly show there's a healed nick in the cartilage, which no, would not need stitches.

And before you switch to the "ok, he was hit by a shard of glass then" line you'll have to produce a shattered teleprompter. Good luck, since they were both intact after the incident.

And no, I'm not Drumpf troll. I AM however a stickler for facts and reality. So believe whatever you want, but that doesn't make it true.

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Teri's avatar

You got a link to the "nick" in his ear? I stand by my post.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I'm new to this place, using it on a desktop, and no idea how to attach pics to a response, if it even can be done. So I'm gonna make a note bringing the receipts and post a link to it.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

*sigh* I'll see if I can find my old thread on Shitter. It had pics, which I've probably since deleted from my phone. (And if you have a Shitter account, you can find me under @IrascibleInk Just sayin'.)

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arne link's avatar

I heard that it was a chip off the teleprompter screen (plastic). Experts said that an actual bullet would have done a lot more damage.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

What you heard is false. The teleprompters were intact. Actual experts say and actual bullet would have done more damage only if the actual bullet had actually passed by the side of his head and actual couple mm closer. And still not killed him. About an inch closer, and would've caused a severe injury and still not killed him. About two inches closer, and yeah - we'd be looking at blasted-out cheekbone and dangling eye injury, and MAYBE dead.

Isn't physics fun?

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

No Abby, his ear lobe started to bleed. The American people have ZERO idea what, if anything, nicked his ear, but Kamala shouldn’t be President because she gets hay fever.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Here you go:

https://substack.com/profile/50942315-abby-geiger/note/c-74965547

Don't be a dipshit. There's enough of them on this beleaguered planet.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Bullshit. His ear lobe did NOT start to bleed. Fact-based, educated people know a bullet nicked his ear. For photo receipts, feel free to visit my homepage, where I'm actually allowed to post pictures.

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Charles Ford's avatar

She didn’t complain about her 34 felony convictions! Oh, wait... the only convictions she has are the ones she won against criminals as a prosecutor.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Give that guy a cigar!

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

It’s wonderful to see so many secure, confident, intelligent, and passionate men like you, Jeff, who are supporting the smart woman.

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Teri's avatar

We have a great community here, including men, white guys & men of color!

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arne link's avatar

I love this community. It is keeping me sane. For the moment.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Wait! She’s smart? Then I’m only voting for her once!

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Burke's avatar

Kamala didn't mention her beautiful expensive hotels and high priced membership golf courses, where her family can arrange bribes from foreign governments and big corporations for taxpayer-paid government favors the President can fulfill. And manage other for-profit operating businesses from the White House. Because she doesn't own any.

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Mark Marderosian's avatar

Masterpiece. Thanks for the reminder that in every court appearance, he kept insisting for a month, "Just wait until I speak!" and then refused to testify. But then spoke outside, on and on like the coward he is. His cult members will say that's because he was unfairly prosecuted. Fine. Then why won't he testify when it counts in court? How come he's such a baby that he only goes to those media outlets his pea brain views as friendly?

Name one successful business he's run. I'll wait.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

As a kid he sold candy he received for nearly free and sold it to his classmates for a profit, however he had to pay his Genovese mob boss Tony(Fat) Salerno vig of course!

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

1. The federal government. It’s still recovering.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, I think you covered all the bases especially your last paragraph, I mean you brought out the sledgehammer my man. Sorry fellow travelers no Golf with MAGAS this week. However my 1 experience last week we will call at the Car Wash with a magat. Sitting on a bench waiting for my car a guy approached me. “Do you live here?” I said yes, he says he just drove in from Minnesota to his AZ home, then he proceeds to tell me that police do not enter certain parts of cities, too many Black folks. Then he tells me that the governor is terrible, trying to run a socialist state… my MAGA detector is code red at this point. Then he complains about the MN sales tax, then he says he paid a state income tax of $23,000. So I turn to him and say, hey pal, you just told me you own 2 homes, I can see your huge SUV and the tax u paid. Quit the BS. If you’re that wealthy stop complaining… I walked away…. Do I have a fucking target on my back for MAGA? Best to all…

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That dumbass is obviously the recipient of GQP/MAGA politics of resentment. Good for you for pointing out that he is well off and yet he's still a whiny little bitch

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Dave Drell's avatar

He asked if you live there just to cry about how insufferable his priveledged life was, and throw in a racist line too!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Yup… spot on.

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Mingo's avatar

What a smug, selfish SOB. Let me guess, a 65-78 year old white man, retired (name your industry) "executive". I would have casually mentioned that with Chump's proposed tariffs that $15.99 deluxe car wash will cost $115.99. We'll have to pay for the increased cost of the parts that are in the car wash equipment. I can see why your MAGA BS detector was at code red.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

You nailed it Mingo.. I could not believe this guy starts talking to me.. I’m 72, try not to engage but these MAGAs are like evangelicals, they keep it up even after u have exposed them.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, 'cuz we know he doesn't wash his own car

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Yeah, she didn’t say any of this, I need to know more about her, what is she hiding. 😝

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David Olson's avatar

It reduces to a very simple observation: Her supporters can take pride in her comments without apology or explanation. In point, “sane washing” is a newly invented term applied uniquely to Trump. She doesn’t have to assure us she isn’t a Nazi. And her 75K crowd was sort a political Woodstock—non violent and a love-in of sorts. The contrast couldn’t be greater. Rachel Maddow said it, “damn good speech.” IMHO, a classic right up there with Obama and, dare I say, Reagan (a great orator, so-so politician in my view).

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Reagan was a treasonous criminal like Trump though , just ask Bill Barr. David!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

She doesn’t have to assure us she isn’t a Nazi. ... but she does have to reassure us that she isn't a Commie.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

People who think she’s a commie don’t know what communism is

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Obama wasn’t bad, but definitely not FDR or MLK Jr. He blew one of his best lines when he said in a SOTU speech that we we were the united STATES of America, rather than the UNITED states of America: I will bet he regrets that.

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David Olson's avatar

I think Peggy Noonan wrote them, Reagan delivered them. As for a great president. Nope. That’s a GOP created myth.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Absolutely. Reagan and his fucking neocons pioneered GOP gaslighting. The neocons' idiotic handling of the Soviet incursion into Afghanistan led directly to the formation of Al Queda, 9/11, and all the subsequent problems in that region that lasted decades, cost many American and Middle Eastern lives, and $ trillions in taxpayer money.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yup. He left a monstrous legacy.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

But Nancy and her astrologer were the bomb in the second term!

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Teri's avatar

Reagan is no hero, or honest POTUS.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Reagan was a giant asshole. He hid his racism and bigotry behind his actor's veneer. He was blatantly against anyone below the richest 2%, originated the culture wars in earnest to divide our society, courted and encouraged the evangelicals to intrude into people's lives, created the "welfare queen" stereotype which was racist as fuck, cut funding to social spending, started taxing Social Security benefits, poured $trillions into mythological aerospace technology that still does not exist 40 years later, tripled the national debt, openly vilified government, and twiddled his thumbs when AIDS emerged and started killing many because he didn't give a shit about the gay community. I hate that they named the airport and that aircraft carrier after him.

He happened to be president when the Soviet Union imploded. He is given too much credit for that. USSR was a clusterfuck that was doomed to fail anyway.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Dancing Fox, I didn't think he was good at speaking. He was just delivering lines.

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William Burke's avatar

All this and the election is supposed to be “so close”.

“Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.”

Wm. B. Yeats

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Aleksandra Wolska's avatar

I thought about a line from this poem just yesterday...but, at least for now, the center does seem to hold. Blue Wave is coming.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

thanks for this! I have thought of and quoted this poem at least 100 times in the last few years!! Says it all. Hard not to be full of passionate intensity at this hour as the shadow of totalitarianism extends its reach toward our beloved home. Mourning the loss of my family in the rabbit hole-- but joy comes in the morning?

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Diana Hembree's avatar

The Second Coming is an excellent choice for today...

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

County Sligo, Ireland’s best. Thank you.

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BobK's avatar

You're bringing it, Jeff! That list is a keeper to present to all of our MAGA cultist friends. I love how they deny it all and gaslight us, telling us 'oh he just exaggerates' or 'he's just being donOLD". And then in the same breath they tell us how he's going to follow through with all those good policies, like cleaning up our cities and making the economy the best that's ever been by tarriffing the shit out of everyone and that all the economists love his plan and how everyone wanted Roe to be handled by the states. Hell is the impossibility of reason, but thankfully we don't have to live in their hell.

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