yesterday was another banner day for people canceling their subscriptions. I understand why: the news fucking sucks these day and it's only getting worse, and folks need to disengage for their own sanity's sake. so I want to thank each and every one of you who are still with us for hanging in. thanks!
Jeff, I ain't going anywhere. Your dosage of foul language and righteous indignation keeps my head above water. Since turning my wife onto your column, she feels the same. Fuck these evil, lying motherfuckers, and keep the outrage coming. We’re here for it.
I'm not leaving. I have to have your collum daily. I've given up watching the news. I have two newspapers that I read daily, which is depressing enough. Please keep doing what you're doing. It helps me so much! So, Jeff, you're not only helping me out but also all of the same people. I don't know why people are leaving. I just had five friends sign up in the past couple of weeks. Lastly, you're fucking brilliant! ✌️
I love The Fucking News!! Between Jeff and Jonathan I'm getting just about the perfect amount of swearing with the news every day. There's also The Opinionated Ogre and That's Another Fine Mess keeping me sane.
Sweary History with James Fell is fun too. I also enjoy Father Nathan Monk for a interesting twist on religion, (I'm not religious but some of his stuff is vastly entertaining.)
Try Wonkette, too! They're also struggling to keep and increase their number of subscribers because they link to and discuss TRUTH. Don't let the fascists win. Subscribe to the truth tellers! Cancel your subscriptions to the corporate media BS and move the monies to where you know you can get the straight dope!
I wonder if the people leaving are afraid that someone is watching and they may hear a knock at their door one of these days for saying mean things about dear leader. I know people who believe that could happen. And maybe it could. If they show up at my door, I have some very heavy, perfectly legal objects, which I will gleefully drop on their heads.
Me too; you are my first read. I look for your post like a hawk with hope. Watching for the opportunities to laugh see strike and make a dent in the overpopulation of rats. They do multiply without vigilant culling. The Steven millers of the world weren’t born that way but we must deal with what they have become.
I've been using oaths and cusses as oral punctuation since I was about 8 years old. I'm now 73. Jeff writes like I talk when I'm pissed off. These days I'm pissed off most of the time. IOW, I get it.
I fucking agree 🤓 Jeff, you make me laugh, and that’s important for me and the people who are deeply concerned about what’s happening in this country. Dean, I’m with you, I ain’t goin’ anywhere. Besides, I need my daily dose of fucks🤓
I will not cancel. That would mean giving in to fascism and I won't do it. I just wish I could afford to give you more money but I live on Social Security and don't know how much longer the checks will keep coming. But as long as I have an income I will keep on supporting you.
Mine arrived last week, but who knows if it will appear in May. I'm really terrified about Trump's open and brazen defiance of three court orders (so far). There's a hearing before Judge Xinis at 4 PM today and we'll see what happens. I hope she slaps some people with contempt of court. I have absolutely no faith that the Supremes will stand up to Trump on any issue; clearly we are now living under a fascist regime. I'm really too old for this shit and am trying to figure out how to fight back and wondering if I will survive.
About the fascist regime, Linda, I was watching Jon Stewart last night, and part of his monologue was about whether mango man is actually a fascist. His conclusion was that the current mal-administration is NOT fascist, because it's too bumbling and inefficient. Of course, I realize that Jon's point was to crack on mango man's idiocy, and he did a good job with that.
But in reality, the Dumpster and his minions are actually quite efficient. Just ask Abrego Garcia or Mahmoud Khalil or the hundreds of others who've been disappeared. Or all the people who've seen their retirement savings vanish. Or the universities, media outlets, and law firms who've felt the wrath of Dump. Thus far, this obscene creature (actually, his handlers behind the scenes) has been monstrously efficient at what I'm convinced is the end game: wreaking utter havoc on the country.
They intend to destroy the constitutional order and institute a clerico-fascist state. They will attempt to jail, deport and crush any and all critics and quash all dissent. This is fascism; in fact, it's open Nazism. I'm just waiting for Trump's Reichstag Fire moment and his very own Reichstag Fire Decree and Enabling Act.
I would add that, in addition to seizing total power and quashing all dissent, they want to wreck the economy and pick up the pieces for cheap. We saw the opening move on that score last Wednesday morning, right before the tariff pause. In the meantime, part of the quashing involves destroying government services and capturing citizens' personal data.
And as you say, it's "they" who've gamed this all out---the people way behind the curtain who are implementing Project 2025, among other measures.
A correction: The Court said that Trump must "facilitate" Mr. Abrego Garcia's release and return. Whatever the hell that means. I guess we'll find out today when Judge Xinis gets her teeth into these pigs at the hearing.
Actually, Doc, SCOTUS said that the White House should try to "facilitate" the return of Garcia. They gave no specific orders and quite deliberately left holes in the ruling big enough to drive a Mack truck through. Accordingly, Dump & Co. took their cue and said, "Oh, too bad. We really tried to facilitate it, but gee, it didn't work. President Bukele said no, so we're out of luck."
The Roberts court went so far as to publicly insert "facilitate" for the lower court's "effectuate." They basically gave mango man a blank check disguised as a ruling in Garcia's favor.
I read the opinion. It's full of weasel words and merely says that Trump must try to "effectuate" Mr. Abrego Garcia's release. It didn't order him to do a damn thing. The Court is either afraid of Trump or is complicit in his reign of terror. We'll see what happens in today's hearing before Judge Xinis.
I read your column first thing in the am. Keeps me focused on what evils ‘lurk in the shadows’ of our ever increasing slide toward autocracy-a necessary daily wake up to take some sort of action for the day.
I'll never cancel, Jeff. You continue to be my favorite email of the day. Everyone needs to do what they can to alleviate the stress of all of this. I have an officemate who is a Dem. I told him the anxiety of Trump never goes away. I wake up and have that feeling that something is wrong. Something out of my control. I worry about my personal finances- I'm retirement age. My 401K and SS. My grown children and their children. What kind of country are we leaving them? I grieve for unknown people like Abrego Garcia and others whose lives will be ruined by Trump's cruelty. But I am more anxious not knowing what's going on than ignoring the news. Never, ever thought our country would be like this. And I have growing anger/resentment for my friends/coworkers that voted for him. It didn't have to be like this.
Bill Maher is about clicks and eyeballs. He’s an entertainer, learning from the orange turd how to be one, polish one. He knows better. No excuses for him.
I couldn't have expressed my feelings any better. Only thing I would add is growing anger and resentment at my family members who voted for the orange stain. I have six siblings, four of whom voted for this fascist nonsense. I have told them all at some point that I can't believe we were raised by the same parents! Our father gave several years of his life serving in WWII, only to have this mango Mussolini co-opt our congress and our courts, and everything else he fought for, and that I thought our family held dear. Thank you, Deborah.
I have 4 sisters, and thankfully they hate agent orange as much as I do. My nieces and grandnieces are also anti VonShitzInPants. Funny thing is (well maybe not so funny), my 2 brother in-laws are VERY pro the-shitty-diaper-man-who-sits-his- shitty-ass-at-the-resolute-desk. One of them is glued to FoxNotNews and frequently tells my sister she is dumb because she is a democrat. My nephew is right there with them.
The Constitution and rule of even handed law is almost gone. There are hundreds of criminals immune from prosecution. And many thousands at risk of being ground under the Iron Heel. Musk and his untouchables run rampant. Our freedoms and rights are almost irrelevant.
It’s so difficult to bring humor to writing about anything important. I’m sure this isn’t the last time we’ll suffer through a period horrendous news with no bright spots of courage. I think we all need to hang in with you and each other though times like the past few days.
If I do cancel any, it'll be those I don't read much. I read you every day, because you make me laugh. The news sucks regardless, but at least I get a chuckle, and a place to vent.
So, I hope a sizeable group of Dems travels to El Salvador, so big that any pushbacks doesn't play well for Bukele. Too bad they can't get some spined GOP in there too, but that's too high a hope.
I just renewed my subscription last week. I know this constant anger becomes exhausting, but since that feeling isn’t going away anytime soon, I find it’s little bit easier to live with when it’s mixed with humor. And that’s where you come in. So thank you for that.
Oh Jeff, that just sucks. It could be that many folks (like my own self) have subscribed to so many Substacks they just can’t read them all anymore, or maybe it’s become unaffordable. I’ll be here til the end, because if I need anyone’s take on this shitstorm of news, it’s yours. Hang in there.
You won’t shake me off Jeff! You were my second subscription after Dan Rather. I’m like the others, I may let go of someone else but you’re stuck with me!
I don’t comment on here often, but I would like to say that as long as you keep swearing like a pirate, I will continue to subscribe. You make my day EVERY day despite all the chaos and disgustingness perpetrated upon us by he whose name shall not be mentioned. You have tripled my vocabulary with some real beauts! And, perhaps scarily, I learn more from you than from most media out there. Keep it up, Jeff - I’m on board till the end. And thank you for putting the perfect words to my feelings.
I never would have thought that Harvard would think anything more important than money. relieved and pleased that one of our higher institutions of learning actually gets it that some things are far more important than $$.
This is only the beginning of Trumps assault on universities. Harvard may still fall to the fascist government of Trumpistan. He will not stop until he has control over everything.
By threatening universities and research centers with pulling federal funding, Trump's goon squad is at the "coming for the intellectuals" phase. I read yesterday that DHS is developing a database of social media influencers, podcasters, etc. and their leanings. This will have an impact on info/opinion subscribers everywhere as fear grows. Courage is a choice, not an innate reflex.
I know. I'm just feeling snarky this morning because I found out that my townhouse needs some of the joists in the crawl space replaced and it's going to cost a shitload of money. Fortunately, it's a housing cooperative, so it won't all fall on me.
They’ve got excellent lawyers 😉. Bc I’m sure The Don will be pissed and push it all the way to the Supreme Court. I’ll stick with you Jeff. You do an excellent job 👍
We all need to take a lesson: STAND STRONG, STAY TOUGH. We've had it easy here for a very long time. “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”--Thomas Jefferson
The vast majority of the endowments are tied up in specifics about how they can be used, so this will indeed hurt. And by extension as has been said, the cuts to medical research will kill people.
After yesterday's little Oval Office performance, I admit to feeling completely defeated and afraid. Thank goodness for Sen Van Holland and others…and for Harvard. 👏👏👏
We’re not just close to authoritarianism…we’re fucking there.
And why would anyone choose to cancel a sub to one of the best Substacks out there.🙄
Congress needs to remember that they control the purse strings that pay for these "prisoners" to be housed in El Salvadorian concentration camps. Unless of course Demented Donnie is paying out of his own pocket. LOL
The first round of prisoners cost US $33,000.00 a head to send there. It's got to be some kind of grift for Trump otherwise he wouldn't be so giddy about their prisons and telling his fellow dictator to build more. I bet the private prison investors in this country are going to put a stop to shipping these cash cows out of the country soon.
I think he gets paid per body to send them there into human slavery then he gets the gov't to pay per head, to the prison. It's always about the grift.
They really don't control the purse strings anymore. Trump has been refusing for months to expend funds that are appropriated, if he doesn't feel like it, and is now spending funds that were never appropriated, because he wants to.
Bright spot: Abrego Garcia belongs to the Building Trades Union whose head promises to strike rather than cooperate with building concentration camps.
My question is: Is Wall Street getting a little more than it bargained for??? I mean THEY LOVE this guy & WANTED HIM IN (deregulation king)… OR are they starting to think this stuff is threatening the integrity of the very dollar itself. Just asking questions 😎
You said it..whats it gonna take? I mean, Murkowski or Collins could be gone since they have not always voted in the Mad Kings favor…Someone needs to step up and e the hero to end this lawlessness.
Murkowski got primaried (in trump 1.0 if I recall correctly). She ran as an independent, they had to write her name in...and spell it correctly. She won, proving she doesn't need the repugnant party so she's not going anywhere. Collins should retire but loves the right-wing bribe money too much.
Same about the Oval performance. Every day turns darker, more sinister, and hellish. The laughter among them when Drumpty mentioned needing 5 more Salvadoran gulags built to house “homegrowns” gave me chills. These fuckwads are reincarnated Nazis—seen in the uncanny photos Jeff shared of Goebbels and Stephen Miller. Good grief!
The minute I heard about Van Hollen’s statement to travel there, I immediately thought of the American Congresspeople who went to visit Jim Jones’ horror camp in South America and barely made it out alive. Jackie Speier, a Congresswoman from a district next to mine, lived to tell about it.
True, Robert. Jackie was left with five bullet holes in her body on the tarmac. Through some miracle, she was picked up and survived. I hear you on some others who died. Very sad.
A rare, surprising W for Harvard. But so many of the other institutions continue to bend the knee for the pricktator because they (or the money behind them) do not value the victims of President Klan Robe. Money > lives.
Yes, it’s nice to see that Senator Kennedy found his spine. Well, maybe not his entire spine, but a few vertebrae. But I just love the way he attributed the capitulation of other Republicans to Trump’s “negotiation strategies.” The only negotiation strategies that felonious mob boss possesses are bullying and threats. And those things only work if people allow them to. Everyone, not just in this country, but on the entire planet, needs to look at what Harvard did, follow suit, and grow a set of fucking balls!
Do you know what export the US has a huge surplus in over the rest of the entire fucking pl.anet? EDUCATION!!!! So now that trump has declared war on education too, we will no longer have that advantage. No more number 1 in research, development, technology, medicine, and on and on. We are no longer a manufacturing economy. We haven’t been for decades. We excell in expertise! Oh, we did excel at it.
Destroying our research base and educational resources is the equivalent of a war crime against this country. It's also depriving an entire generation (or several) of opportunities to grow and excel in the sciences. I will never, ever forgive the people who brought this down on us.
I applaud the courage of Harvard, Los Angeles Unified School District, Oregon Governor Kotek, Maine Governor Mills, and the handful of law firms and lawyers who have pushed back against the illegal, unconstitutional, and unethical threats by the criminal-elect.
It is remarkable to me that any major law firm would capitulate to Trump. Any current or potential client would want a fierce advocate to pursue justice. Not an entity that will simply rollover to the future prison apprentice's intimidation campaign.
I read those firms are already starting to lose some of their best litigators. I hope it's a massive brain drain for the ones that capitulated and they lose money on top of it. The money issue is the real reason they decided to capitulate and I hope it backfires on them.
It's truly exhausting trying to keep up with what TRump and his Clown Car Cabinet are doing on a daily basis. Thankfully, we have people like Jeff Tiedrich to keep us informed about what's really going on. Thanks Uncle Jeff! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ahhhh… remember the days of previous presidents times… when we didn’t have to stayed glued to daily media reports of nut/ fuckery bullshit and illegal maneuvers?
Some of the statements and tone of that post are exactly a big reason why Kamala lost. It's not just MAGA who are tone deaf, it's some on our side too.
“Rah, Rah, Rah!” Harvard holds the line. Thanks for making this the lead (not diminishing the importance of the other story!) as I hope Harvard’s steadfastness and decision not to be a falling domino will be our “Sir; have you no decency?” moment!
Don't make the mistake of assuming these old white men who went to Ivy League schools actually had the intellect to do so on their own. Most of them were legacy admissions thanks to their rich, white fathers, grandfathers and so on who donated a lot of money to these schools.
Sen Kennedy actually found the (temporary) courage to call the trump tariffs deep stupid. This is the guy who pretends to be deep stupid to get elected because if you show too much intelligence, especially book learning, you’re a liberal who’s disrespecting them. Acting smart and all better than them triggers their insecurity based hatred. Not only will they not vote for you, they will harm themselves to “own” you. This guy called their dear leader (and them) stupid - deep stupid. You have to be massively Big Fucking Stupid for Sen Fog Horn Leg Horn to drop the pretense and call you deep stupid.
I fear the Felon is using the El Salvadoran dick as a wingman to defy SCOTUS, thus rendering the supreme laws of the land uninforceable. Leopard…face Roberts, Thomas, Alito and Gorsuch. See you in the bread line mf’ers.
yesterday was another banner day for people canceling their subscriptions. I understand why: the news fucking sucks these day and it's only getting worse, and folks need to disengage for their own sanity's sake. so I want to thank each and every one of you who are still with us for hanging in. thanks!
Jeff, I ain't going anywhere. Your dosage of foul language and righteous indignation keeps my head above water. Since turning my wife onto your column, she feels the same. Fuck these evil, lying motherfuckers, and keep the outrage coming. We’re here for it.
Agree… Jeff has a flair for the swear!!! 🤭😁
I'm not leaving. I have to have your collum daily. I've given up watching the news. I have two newspapers that I read daily, which is depressing enough. Please keep doing what you're doing. It helps me so much! So, Jeff, you're not only helping me out but also all of the same people. I don't know why people are leaving. I just had five friends sign up in the past couple of weeks. Lastly, you're fucking brilliant! ✌️
If you like Jeff, try The Fucking News by Jonathan Larsen.
Just subscribed, unfortunately it has to be for free for now.
I did the same as you Linda.
I love The Fucking News!! Between Jeff and Jonathan I'm getting just about the perfect amount of swearing with the news every day. There's also The Opinionated Ogre and That's Another Fine Mess keeping me sane.
Sweary History with James Fell is fun too. I also enjoy Father Nathan Monk for a interesting twist on religion, (I'm not religious but some of his stuff is vastly entertaining.)
Try Wonkette, too! They're also struggling to keep and increase their number of subscribers because they link to and discuss TRUTH. Don't let the fascists win. Subscribe to the truth tellers! Cancel your subscriptions to the corporate media BS and move the monies to where you know you can get the straight dope!
I wonder if the people leaving are afraid that someone is watching and they may hear a knock at their door one of these days for saying mean things about dear leader. I know people who believe that could happen. And maybe it could. If they show up at my door, I have some very heavy, perfectly legal objects, which I will gleefully drop on their heads.
An acme anvil?
Try Kitchenaid standing mixer.
That thing is so heavy, that I can't put it away for fear that I'll never take it down again.
Oh I have one of those too! Thanks for the tip!
Pathetic.
I do declare... a flair for the swear.
It fits!
Right on, brother!!
I heartily endorse the above! First thing I read in the morning with my coffee and toast (sunflower butter and mango jam).
Me too; you are my first read. I look for your post like a hawk with hope. Watching for the opportunities to laugh see strike and make a dent in the overpopulation of rats. They do multiply without vigilant culling. The Steven millers of the world weren’t born that way but we must deal with what they have become.
I've been using oaths and cusses as oral punctuation since I was about 8 years old. I'm now 73. Jeff writes like I talk when I'm pissed off. These days I'm pissed off most of the time. IOW, I get it.
I fucking agree 🤓 Jeff, you make me laugh, and that’s important for me and the people who are deeply concerned about what’s happening in this country. Dean, I’m with you, I ain’t goin’ anywhere. Besides, I need my daily dose of fucks🤓
I need to get my fucks every day too. Because by the end of the day I always have no more fucks to give.
Exactly!
Yes!!!
I will not cancel. That would mean giving in to fascism and I won't do it. I just wish I could afford to give you more money but I live on Social Security and don't know how much longer the checks will keep coming. But as long as I have an income I will keep on supporting you.
Me too.
I look forward to reading Jeff every morning. I am absolutely Pavlovian in my anticipation.
Linda, there is no reason to apologize. The good news is our Social Security money came yesterday.
Mine arrived last week, but who knows if it will appear in May. I'm really terrified about Trump's open and brazen defiance of three court orders (so far). There's a hearing before Judge Xinis at 4 PM today and we'll see what happens. I hope she slaps some people with contempt of court. I have absolutely no faith that the Supremes will stand up to Trump on any issue; clearly we are now living under a fascist regime. I'm really too old for this shit and am trying to figure out how to fight back and wondering if I will survive.
About the fascist regime, Linda, I was watching Jon Stewart last night, and part of his monologue was about whether mango man is actually a fascist. His conclusion was that the current mal-administration is NOT fascist, because it's too bumbling and inefficient. Of course, I realize that Jon's point was to crack on mango man's idiocy, and he did a good job with that.
But in reality, the Dumpster and his minions are actually quite efficient. Just ask Abrego Garcia or Mahmoud Khalil or the hundreds of others who've been disappeared. Or all the people who've seen their retirement savings vanish. Or the universities, media outlets, and law firms who've felt the wrath of Dump. Thus far, this obscene creature (actually, his handlers behind the scenes) has been monstrously efficient at what I'm convinced is the end game: wreaking utter havoc on the country.
They intend to destroy the constitutional order and institute a clerico-fascist state. They will attempt to jail, deport and crush any and all critics and quash all dissent. This is fascism; in fact, it's open Nazism. I'm just waiting for Trump's Reichstag Fire moment and his very own Reichstag Fire Decree and Enabling Act.
Ditto re the Reichstag Fire moment.
I would add that, in addition to seizing total power and quashing all dissent, they want to wreck the economy and pick up the pieces for cheap. We saw the opening move on that score last Wednesday morning, right before the tariff pause. In the meantime, part of the quashing involves destroying government services and capturing citizens' personal data.
And as you say, it's "they" who've gamed this all out---the people way behind the curtain who are implementing Project 2025, among other measures.
The Extreme Court >did< 'stand up to' Dumpty.
The Court ruled 9-0 last Thursday that the Trump administration must try to release Ábrego García, who was deported to a mega-jail in El Salvador.
A correction: The Court said that Trump must "facilitate" Mr. Abrego Garcia's release and return. Whatever the hell that means. I guess we'll find out today when Judge Xinis gets her teeth into these pigs at the hearing.
Actually, Doc, SCOTUS said that the White House should try to "facilitate" the return of Garcia. They gave no specific orders and quite deliberately left holes in the ruling big enough to drive a Mack truck through. Accordingly, Dump & Co. took their cue and said, "Oh, too bad. We really tried to facilitate it, but gee, it didn't work. President Bukele said no, so we're out of luck."
The Roberts court went so far as to publicly insert "facilitate" for the lower court's "effectuate." They basically gave mango man a blank check disguised as a ruling in Garcia's favor.
Facilitate. put into force or operation. Plain Oxford English.
I read the opinion. It's full of weasel words and merely says that Trump must try to "effectuate" Mr. Abrego Garcia's release. It didn't order him to do a damn thing. The Court is either afraid of Trump or is complicit in his reign of terror. We'll see what happens in today's hearing before Judge Xinis.
Yeah as if no one can type “effectuate” and obtain a definition. Whatever they’re taking up there at the Suckcreme Court they need to lay off it.
Effectuate means cause to fucking happen, for god’s sake. Oxford: put into force or operation. Make it so.
Same.
I read your column first thing in the am. Keeps me focused on what evils ‘lurk in the shadows’ of our ever increasing slide toward autocracy-a necessary daily wake up to take some sort of action for the day.
Thank you for the coffeeless jolt!
I’m in for the distance.
Ditto. Thank you, Jeff.
Same Social Security situation.
There are millions of us in the same boat, and it's leaking.
Ditto. And for all those I want to pay for v reading for free. Intellectual property is worth lots. It’s when you don’t have lots to spend. sigh.
Same for me, Linda.
I'll never cancel, Jeff. You continue to be my favorite email of the day. Everyone needs to do what they can to alleviate the stress of all of this. I have an officemate who is a Dem. I told him the anxiety of Trump never goes away. I wake up and have that feeling that something is wrong. Something out of my control. I worry about my personal finances- I'm retirement age. My 401K and SS. My grown children and their children. What kind of country are we leaving them? I grieve for unknown people like Abrego Garcia and others whose lives will be ruined by Trump's cruelty. But I am more anxious not knowing what's going on than ignoring the news. Never, ever thought our country would be like this. And I have growing anger/resentment for my friends/coworkers that voted for him. It didn't have to be like this.
But.....but... Bill Maher thinks he's misunderstood!
He’s a raging jerk.
Always has been. Nothing new here.
^^^This ^^
I think ignoring him hurts him more than anything. I was done with him at Ann Coulter.
Bill Maher is about clicks and eyeballs. He’s an entertainer, learning from the orange turd how to be one, polish one. He knows better. No excuses for him.
Maher is another odious cretin, which you’re likely in agreement with Douglas!!
I couldn't have expressed my feelings any better. Only thing I would add is growing anger and resentment at my family members who voted for the orange stain. I have six siblings, four of whom voted for this fascist nonsense. I have told them all at some point that I can't believe we were raised by the same parents! Our father gave several years of his life serving in WWII, only to have this mango Mussolini co-opt our congress and our courts, and everything else he fought for, and that I thought our family held dear. Thank you, Deborah.
I have 4 sisters, and thankfully they hate agent orange as much as I do. My nieces and grandnieces are also anti VonShitzInPants. Funny thing is (well maybe not so funny), my 2 brother in-laws are VERY pro the-shitty-diaper-man-who-sits-his- shitty-ass-at-the-resolute-desk. One of them is glued to FoxNotNews and frequently tells my sister she is dumb because she is a democrat. My nephew is right there with them.
The women in my family are fuckin’ right on🤓
Couldn’t have said it better myself Deborah👍
The Constitution and rule of even handed law is almost gone. There are hundreds of criminals immune from prosecution. And many thousands at risk of being ground under the Iron Heel. Musk and his untouchables run rampant. Our freedoms and rights are almost irrelevant.
There are 5,000 intl student visas already revoked. How many more?
You nailed this post Deborah!!
I agree 💯
Same here.
I would feel a bit lost without my daily dose of Jeff Tiedrich! You're stuck with me.🙂
Same here. This is where I prefer to get much of the news as we are trying to maintain our sanity during this unbelievable, awful shitstorm.
And where someone else swears as much as I do.
LOL 😂 Yes, I too have a potty mouth...
You'll be the last subscription I cancel, right before I throw the rope over the beam in the basement. 😂
PS: Just joking. I don't have a basement 😁
Love this
I had a vision that the rope was there for our commander in chief Elaine,damn!!
"Brooks was here."
I hear you.
Haha, that's funny. Right on!
You help me get through one more day of this godawful shitshow, one day at a time. Not going anywhere.
It’s so difficult to bring humor to writing about anything important. I’m sure this isn’t the last time we’ll suffer through a period horrendous news with no bright spots of courage. I think we all need to hang in with you and each other though times like the past few days.
If I do cancel any, it'll be those I don't read much. I read you every day, because you make me laugh. The news sucks regardless, but at least I get a chuckle, and a place to vent.
So, I hope a sizeable group of Dems travels to El Salvador, so big that any pushbacks doesn't play well for Bukele. Too bad they can't get some spined GOP in there too, but that's too high a hope.
I'm happy to see that my Senator, Chris Van Hollen, is leading the charge. He has come to life in the last couple of months and is fighting back.
I just renewed my subscription last week. I know this constant anger becomes exhausting, but since that feeling isn’t going away anytime soon, I find it’s little bit easier to live with when it’s mixed with humor. And that’s where you come in. So thank you for that.
Oh Jeff, that just sucks. It could be that many folks (like my own self) have subscribed to so many Substacks they just can’t read them all anymore, or maybe it’s become unaffordable. I’ll be here til the end, because if I need anyone’s take on this shitstorm of news, it’s yours. Hang in there.
You won’t shake me off Jeff! You were my second subscription after Dan Rather. I’m like the others, I may let go of someone else but you’re stuck with me!
I don’t comment on here often, but I would like to say that as long as you keep swearing like a pirate, I will continue to subscribe. You make my day EVERY day despite all the chaos and disgustingness perpetrated upon us by he whose name shall not be mentioned. You have tripled my vocabulary with some real beauts! And, perhaps scarily, I learn more from you than from most media out there. Keep it up, Jeff - I’m on board till the end. And thank you for putting the perfect words to my feelings.
Arrgghh!
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I look forward to your posts. They are among the few reliable sources of information available anymore.
Hang in there Jeff! Stay strong. Tuck Frump!
You keep me going! I'm not going anywhere.
I’m here for the long run.
You’re a real marathoner Susan!!
If I had the kind of money Harvard has in its endowment fund, I could probably tell Trump to fuck off too.
I know, but Harvard still stands to lose billions in government grants. that took courage
I never would have thought that Harvard would think anything more important than money. relieved and pleased that one of our higher institutions of learning actually gets it that some things are far more important than $$.
This is only the beginning of Trumps assault on universities. Harvard may still fall to the fascist government of Trumpistan. He will not stop until he has control over everything.
Absolutely agree; that's why it is up to us to stop him.
I hope they stick to their guns.
By threatening universities and research centers with pulling federal funding, Trump's goon squad is at the "coming for the intellectuals" phase. I read yesterday that DHS is developing a database of social media influencers, podcasters, etc. and their leanings. This will have an impact on info/opinion subscribers everywhere as fear grows. Courage is a choice, not an innate reflex.
This is the fucking Floriduh playbook—it’s a nightmare, and we tried to warn people!
I know. I'm just feeling snarky this morning because I found out that my townhouse needs some of the joists in the crawl space replaced and it's going to cost a shitload of money. Fortunately, it's a housing cooperative, so it won't all fall on me.
🇨🇦 we’d gladly sell you some nice lumber for that project, but someone wants to collect extras taxes on it along the way…
No worries. Elaine can just go to the White House.
Plenty of lumber in TrumPinochet's head. . .
TrumPinochet works, but did you mean TrumPinocchio?
Was Trump ever a real boy?
Condolences.
I hate having to pay for stuff like that.
Let’s see how long they hold out. I’ve become a cynic lately and I think it’s with good reason.
They’ve got excellent lawyers 😉. Bc I’m sure The Don will be pissed and push it all the way to the Supreme Court. I’ll stick with you Jeff. You do an excellent job 👍
True, but props to Harvard for not complying with the current regime!! As a private college why would they comply?
BTW, humor is the only true journalism.
Still appreciate them doing it!! So many can’t or won’t.
We all need to take a lesson: STAND STRONG, STAY TOUGH. We've had it easy here for a very long time. “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”--Thomas Jefferson
It's about $53B
$53B can buy a lot of fuck offs
Wouldn't that be nice? We could afford revenge, even.
A word about the Count of Monte Christo: https://substack.com/@greg1952/p-161384763
That was my thought, too, Elaine. Still, the government grants ain't peanuts, so good on The Crimson.
The vast majority of the endowments are tied up in specifics about how they can be used, so this will indeed hurt. And by extension as has been said, the cuts to medical research will kill people.
After yesterday's little Oval Office performance, I admit to feeling completely defeated and afraid. Thank goodness for Sen Van Holland and others…and for Harvard. 👏👏👏
We’re not just close to authoritarianism…we’re fucking there.
And why would anyone choose to cancel a sub to one of the best Substacks out there.🙄
Please take a deep-very deep breath- and, don't lose hope. Our ancestors defeated a King -once, we can do it again.
Thanks Polly… I hope so. I intend to be at the protest this Saturday. I call my congresspeople. I email them. I just hope it will all be enough. 🤞
Congress needs to remember that they control the purse strings that pay for these "prisoners" to be housed in El Salvadorian concentration camps. Unless of course Demented Donnie is paying out of his own pocket. LOL
The first round of prisoners cost US $33,000.00 a head to send there. It's got to be some kind of grift for Trump otherwise he wouldn't be so giddy about their prisons and telling his fellow dictator to build more. I bet the private prison investors in this country are going to put a stop to shipping these cash cows out of the country soon.
Thats a great point.
I think he gets paid per body to send them there into human slavery then he gets the gov't to pay per head, to the prison. It's always about the grift.
They really don't control the purse strings anymore. Trump has been refusing for months to expend funds that are appropriated, if he doesn't feel like it, and is now spending funds that were never appropriated, because he wants to.
Bright spot: Abrego Garcia belongs to the Building Trades Union whose head promises to strike rather than cooperate with building concentration camps.
As Senator Schiff just said on his YouTube channel, we are now in a constitutional crisis.
I agree with you about Substacks and also Marc Elias and his Democracy Docket which are not on Substack.
Marc Ellis is excellent. ✌️
Absolutely. He will not write on Substack because he says that he wants to be independent so that no one can stop him from writing.
We all may be going to Ghost next.
Hey, I go there and I like what I have found.
The constitutional crisis came and went months ago. The constitution lost.
My question is: Is Wall Street getting a little more than it bargained for??? I mean THEY LOVE this guy & WANTED HIM IN (deregulation king)… OR are they starting to think this stuff is threatening the integrity of the very dollar itself. Just asking questions 😎
The dollar is at huge risk. See the Treasury Crypto Reserve scam. Dangerous to the dollar world wide. Gigantic deception and fraud is coming.
We are absolutely there! If the GOP Congress doesn’t find their morals we’re fucked!
You said it..whats it gonna take? I mean, Murkowski or Collins could be gone since they have not always voted in the Mad Kings favor…Someone needs to step up and e the hero to end this lawlessness.
Murkowski got primaried (in trump 1.0 if I recall correctly). She ran as an independent, they had to write her name in...and spell it correctly. She won, proving she doesn't need the repugnant party so she's not going anywhere. Collins should retire but loves the right-wing bribe money too much.
About that thing yesterday, didn’t hear a peep from anybody asking why mr prison minister didn’t wear a proper suit to the con-fab. Just saying.
Great point. Jesus, I hate this administration so much. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
He looks and dresses like the gangster he is…
And Trump pays him lots of money, but he didn't even say Thank You!
Same about the Oval performance. Every day turns darker, more sinister, and hellish. The laughter among them when Drumpty mentioned needing 5 more Salvadoran gulags built to house “homegrowns” gave me chills. These fuckwads are reincarnated Nazis—seen in the uncanny photos Jeff shared of Goebbels and Stephen Miller. Good grief!
The minute I heard about Van Hollen’s statement to travel there, I immediately thought of the American Congresspeople who went to visit Jim Jones’ horror camp in South America and barely made it out alive. Jackie Speier, a Congresswoman from a district next to mine, lived to tell about it.
They ARE reincarnated Nazis, Dana. History is repeating itself. We are such a dumb species to allow it to happen a second time. We never learn.
Not all the congresspeople came back from Jonestown alive.
True, Robert. Jackie was left with five bullet holes in her body on the tarmac. Through some miracle, she was picked up and survived. I hear you on some others who died. Very sad.
I’m repeating myself, but why the fuck isn’t agent orange in jail for violating court orders 🤬 Not to mention all his crimes during his first term 🤬
Because the marshalls, who are in charge of arresting people, work for him.
The most important question of all, Doireen. WHY, indeed!!!!
A rare, surprising W for Harvard. But so many of the other institutions continue to bend the knee for the pricktator because they (or the money behind them) do not value the victims of President Klan Robe. Money > lives.
I hope the institutions that capitulated end up losing students to the ones that stand tall.
Oh Seth, "pricktator " is brilliant, and I am so stealing that!
I got it from Stephen Colbert!
I’ll still credit you!
Yes, it’s nice to see that Senator Kennedy found his spine. Well, maybe not his entire spine, but a few vertebrae. But I just love the way he attributed the capitulation of other Republicans to Trump’s “negotiation strategies.” The only negotiation strategies that felonious mob boss possesses are bullying and threats. And those things only work if people allow them to. Everyone, not just in this country, but on the entire planet, needs to look at what Harvard did, follow suit, and grow a set of fucking balls!
Do you know what export the US has a huge surplus in over the rest of the entire fucking pl.anet? EDUCATION!!!! So now that trump has declared war on education too, we will no longer have that advantage. No more number 1 in research, development, technology, medicine, and on and on. We are no longer a manufacturing economy. We haven’t been for decades. We excell in expertise! Oh, we did excel at it.
Destroying our research base and educational resources is the equivalent of a war crime against this country. It's also depriving an entire generation (or several) of opportunities to grow and excel in the sciences. I will never, ever forgive the people who brought this down on us.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
George Carlin
We going right down the old toilet drain!
Stupidity/ racism/ hate is rampant! 🚽
Thank you Jeff.
I applaud the courage of Harvard, Los Angeles Unified School District, Oregon Governor Kotek, Maine Governor Mills, and the handful of law firms and lawyers who have pushed back against the illegal, unconstitutional, and unethical threats by the criminal-elect.
It is remarkable to me that any major law firm would capitulate to Trump. Any current or potential client would want a fierce advocate to pursue justice. Not an entity that will simply rollover to the future prison apprentice's intimidation campaign.
I read those firms are already starting to lose some of their best litigators. I hope it's a massive brain drain for the ones that capitulated and they lose money on top of it. The money issue is the real reason they decided to capitulate and I hope it backfires on them.
PS Jeff I am not cancelling my subscription as you are now part of my online family, crazy but true
It's truly exhausting trying to keep up with what TRump and his Clown Car Cabinet are doing on a daily basis. Thankfully, we have people like Jeff Tiedrich to keep us informed about what's really going on. Thanks Uncle Jeff! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ahhhh… remember the days of previous presidents times… when we didn’t have to stayed glued to daily media reports of nut/ fuckery bullshit and illegal maneuvers?
I've almost forgotten.
Before doom-scrolling, or BD.
Keep going no matter what the hell they do Jeff! I’m in for the long haul…(only I hope this shit doesn’t last too much longer!)
Hes a little bitch.
Thank you for all you are doing jeff.
Here is our little slice of contribution
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/tuesday-roundup-every-rose-has-its
Some of the statements and tone of that post are exactly a big reason why Kamala lost. It's not just MAGA who are tone deaf, it's some on our side too.
I'm referring to the post you hyperlinked, not what you said.
That’s Wendy’s post she linked to.
That's as clear as mud.
I learned a new word so thank you. Sapphic.
Sappho was an ancient Greek poetess whose love poems to her girlfriend are said to be some of the most beautiful ever written in that era.
Some day I am going to actually read those. Been on my list longer than some folks here have been alive.
I've read some of the bits, seems many are fragments if I recall correctly, I believe there is only one full poem.
Someone who studies ancient lesbian writing recently referred me to a place where I could read some. I of course can't find it now.
“Rah, Rah, Rah!” Harvard holds the line. Thanks for making this the lead (not diminishing the importance of the other story!) as I hope Harvard’s steadfastness and decision not to be a falling domino will be our “Sir; have you no decency?” moment!
Don't make the mistake of assuming these old white men who went to Ivy League schools actually had the intellect to do so on their own. Most of them were legacy admissions thanks to their rich, white fathers, grandfathers and so on who donated a lot of money to these schools.
The Bush family for one
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Sen Kennedy actually found the (temporary) courage to call the trump tariffs deep stupid. This is the guy who pretends to be deep stupid to get elected because if you show too much intelligence, especially book learning, you’re a liberal who’s disrespecting them. Acting smart and all better than them triggers their insecurity based hatred. Not only will they not vote for you, they will harm themselves to “own” you. This guy called their dear leader (and them) stupid - deep stupid. You have to be massively Big Fucking Stupid for Sen Fog Horn Leg Horn to drop the pretense and call you deep stupid.
I'm waiting for Senator Foghorn Leghorn to reference Widow Hen when discussing the price of eggs
LOL!!
I fear the Felon is using the El Salvadoran dick as a wingman to defy SCOTUS, thus rendering the supreme laws of the land uninforceable. Leopard…face Roberts, Thomas, Alito and Gorsuch. See you in the bread line mf’ers.
Is Putin still protecting us from American criminals held in Russian jails? Too bad Trump can't do anything about them.
Musk controls the Treasury. He can defund the Supremes with a mouse click. And Congress.