Just got off Malcolm Nance discussing that the response to Trump's threat to Iran was Iran's parliamentary leader that Trump finds so "reasonable" making a veiled threat to have the Houthis close down the other straits where goods are delivered and then really shutting down global trade. Of course the US can always trade with its American continental partners.
Off topic, but I once went to a dinner (on a train) at the Playboy club. Two bunnies greeted us. The first one was a Trump-type, dipped, and said, "I'm Bunny Brandy. The second one was an older matronly looking woman who just stood there and said dryly, sardonically, "And I'm Bunny Mary." I was so tickled and have never forgotten it. Maybe you had to be there.
trump is missing in action because they're pumping him up with more drugs. It takes alot to keep that big pile of shit on his feet and trying to read his lines.
Spring is a season of Earth's re-birth. I hope she heals from the damage being done.
Cool! I am atheistic as you put it, so I say happy celebration to all. Today is Digital Independence Day in Germany. The first Sunday of the Month we are supposed to get off of Big Tech gathering data on us, to the best of our ability. I am Amazon free as I write this. Substack is going to remain in my repertoire for the time being. We will be playing Scrabble later. The German version. Our English one is in the US. The German one does not have as good a collection of letters as the English one, but hopefully we will all learn to be good at it too.
I bought a new to me car a few weeks ago and was so excited that when I got home, I wanted to call my Dad. He's been gone since December 2024. The ones you love, never truly leave you. 🥰
I can relate. I'd traveled to visit my friend, and we'd gone on an adventure one afternoon, ending up in a little gift shop. I spotted an exquisite glass rose, and I said to my friend, "I'm going to get this for Mom. She'll love it." It was when my friend gave me a very odd look that I remembered that Mom had been gone for ten years. Maybe my mind wandered away because I was in unfamiliar surroundings? That was a surreal moment!
Doesn’t Donny ALWAYS do something bone-crushingly stupid? Thank you for the laughs, as always, Jeff. Ms. Spouse was a gem. And even though I’m an agnostic I do believe she’s still with you in spirit.
She is the Germanic reflex of a Proto-Indo-European name for one of the deities of the four cardinal points, for the east, sunrise, and springtime, known as Eos in Greek and Ushas in Sanskrit, Italic form Ausosa becoming Aurora in Latin, related to Orient / origin "rising"; in Celtic the name was replaced by Morgana (cognate of "morning"; possibly a "taboo substitution" if the true name was considered too holy to say), hence Morgan le Fay in Arthurian lore; in Slavic there is no such deity but the root appears in vostok "east".
The opposite is the deity of the west, sundown, and autumn, called Zephyr and considered masculine in Greek but Sif the harvest goddess (and wife of Thor) in Germanic; Savhir in Celtic hence the festival of Savhain (spelled with an "mh" in Irish because their use of letters is weird but not pronounced with an m sound) better known to us as Halloween; Sepharad "western regions" in Iranian became a Jewish term Sephardim for that part of the diaspora that went all the way to Spain before being expelled from there; Slavic zapad "west".
God of the north, midwinter, and midnight was Buri in Germanic (created out of ice in the beginning of days, father of Odin), Boreas the north wind in Greek, Buriyash a major storm god among the western Iranians called Mitanni in the most ancient days (Midianites, Medes are later forms of the name). God of the south, midsummer, and noon was Surt in Germanic (Surtheim was the fiery hell as opposed to the icy Helheim; the fire demons will be among those killing the Aesir in the end times), S'urya in Sanskrit and Shuriyash in the Mitanni; with cognates sur / sud / south in Romance and Germanic languages.
Thank you for all this info, Robert. Yes, Samhain is pronounced "SOW-en" by we pagans who practice Celtic ways. And the holiday represents the beginning of the new year according to Northern Hemisphere seasons.
this was supposed to be a much shorter post, and then I go not-twitter to take a screen shot of Hugo Lowell's tweet and I see everyone there talking about Donny's post from an hour ago ... jeesus, there's no way I couldn't include it
The MDs must have allowed him to tinker with the NWS, because today’s forecast was written in Sharpie and reads “CLOUDY in America, with a 200%, 600%, 1300% chance of REIGN! Thank you for your attention to this fourcast.”
But the writer is just as ignorant using “reign” instead of “rain.” And Jeff, you’re the only one so far to mention it. You just “scratched my itch” on that one. Thank you!!
His aides Dan Scavino and Natalie Harp type Trump's unhinged dictation into his social media posts. Scavino is his political advisor and former golf club manager, handling all personnel issues. Harp is a 33-year old Trump-love struck Christian zealot who handles all print media communications to and from Shitler. Corporate news scribblers pay nearly zero attention to them.
I don't think it's them. Those two have Trump's style down. But they also have personal loyalty to Trump, so they'd be kept in the dark if he were in a coma somewhere.
Good stuff today, Jeff. I agree, there's no way he wrote that. And "Praise be to Allah"?? Do these idiots know how powerful these words are? Both of those profane posts scream of Pete. He's piss-drunk on power. FFS, the guy has an American flag with an AR tattooed on his body; he's living his best life right now. (Fun fact: He also has "We the People" in ink. I'm surprised he doesn't have Calvin pissing on that one.)
I’m surprised we haven’t seen a tweet featuring Nero in a superhero suit rescuing the missing pilot. Who the fuck are the 33% who still think this is OK?
That last post is really disturbing, and no, I don't think it was Trump that wrote it either, my bet would be Pete, it sounds like him. And that is worrisome. The US has entered the "terrorist state" category, and I mean we are one. Hitting civilian targets to influence political decisions IS the definition of terrorism.
There was speculation yesterday that T might be in Walter Reed, as Air space had been closed down. Wouldn't that be wonderful. He has been shutting down for years, now,it's so darn evident.
Too much God content for Needy Amin. Kegsbreath is at the controls and Donny is in a coma in the White House, because they know by now that people are watching Walter Reed.
I think he just likes to disappear himself every now and then just to make us wonder. And hope. And pray. That's pray with and A. Not an E. I saw something in the Guardian about him taking full responsibility for the rescue of that airman. Yup, you worthless piece of cow dung. Right out there in the middle of the mountains saving the world.
Happy holiday to everyone and special thoughts to you, Jeff, as you face another day without your beloved wife. A lot of us out here have been through it and, although we can't know exactly how you feel, we can certainly relate.
What’s that? Trump “playing”/cheating at golf on Easter Sunday?
God’s own avatar on Earth not at church on Easter Sunday? Is he afraid of getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps a chasm opening up and pulling him down to the bowels of the Earth?
Where is the serial divorcee, grifting head of the Office of Faith? Isn’t she supposed to guide this nation and its Dear Leader to the next Messianic Age?
Well, this has to be another lie. If by golfing you mean, rolled around his fucking golf course in a cart--"over here is where you'd customarily hit a 3, so we'll just put that on the card" "gnarrspphh SPLAT!"
Hegseth is fighting alcoholism and a holy war. His vision of the rapture where Christians are suddenly taken to heaven is from the 1800’s while Iran and the Persian Empire has been around for thousands of years. Yup, we lose. Not even fucking close.
Piss Drunk Pete is on a mission from God. He probably fantasizes he's in Richard the Lionheart's army of soldiers on a religious crusade during the middle ages. Where's Joliet Jake when you need him.
Oh, it got WAY worse than that. So bad that Jake Tapper had to say "fuckin'" on national television, but didn't proceed to run off to write a book about Dear Leader's "decline."
Jake Tapper is a damn good journalist. The fact that he wrote a book about Biden's decline does not make him the enemy. (And I think Biden was a good president.)
Sorry, the fact that he spent time and energy providing ammo against Biden when he could have exposed far more damning things about Trump makes him the enemy, for me. YMMV.
He wrote the book (with his co-author) after the fact. It was legitimate journalism. Don't be like Trump and declare everything you don't like "fake news." He exposes the reality of the Trump maladministration every day on CNN. He was the one who conducted the interview with Stephen Miller where Miller went full on fascist on live TV.
"After the fact" doesn't matter. It was damaging to the Dems when he could have used his platform to expose a truly evil, demented person instead. How you have decided that I, a person you do not know, declares everything I don't like "fake news" is beyond me. Jake, is that you? lol
He is using his platform on CNN to do that. He doesn't need your permission to decide what books to write. The end of the Biden administration was absolutely a legitmate news story. And as for your Trump-like response to Tapper, I go by what you post.
As with all of the mainstream journalists, it's not just what they say. It's as much about what they don't say, and who they don't say it about, and when they don't say it. The criticism for Tapper is well-deserved.
No, Daniel, I’m not disputing that. I also saw a video short a few months ago where he expressed his concerns about trump. He’s not a piece of shit. But he has a massive audience, and the book about Biden was atrocious for its timing, and for the lack of extremely pertinent reporting on trump related to the same topic. He did some damage.
No, it's not the journalist's job to worry about "timing." I think Biden was a great president. But he screwed up at the end by running for re-election when he clearly wasn't up for it, and that paved the way for Trump. Writing a book about what happened was absolutely legitimate, and he was not obligated to wait a few years because of some theoretical damage. The people to blame here is Biden and those who allowed him to continue his re-election bid, not the people who reported on it.
The consultant-handlers' heavy influence on the Democratic Party has cost us many an election. It was dangerously dishonest of them to cover up Biden's illness with the foolish notion that managing him could be sustained through a second presidential term. Yes, we all know Trump sucks by magnitudes but Tapper at least risked revealing the full truth.
So Trump’s running through the deities, offering praise while promising destruction. Who’s next? Odin? Jahweh? Baal? He better keep his hands off Hathor, the Egyptian goddess of women and cows, my perennial candidate for Wisconsin’s personal protector.
I laughed all my way through the episode when Hathor is "killed".
At her temple in Egypt, women who cannot have children still scrape out bits of mud from one of the walls as a charm, hoping Hathor will help them have a baby. I have that fascinating knowledge from a woman Egyptologist who talked to the guard at the temple site.
Wow did America's Pilonidal Cyst sure have a gusher! Good thing for him he isn't a Democrat...consequences would happen to him! I guess his cultists love this post from him (that Blotto von Bismarck wrote surely for him.)
Jeff, reading Donald’s Easter greetings this morning… all warm and fuzzy from a guy who was praised the other day being compared to Jesus by Mullah Paula White, a speaker in tongues, a grifter and getting taxpayer $ and an office in the WH. I’ve said this previously…..
“And now he is gone, Lord he’s gone, He’s gone, like that old steam locomotive rolling in down the track.. he’s gone, gone, gone and nothing is going to bring him back….. He’s gone” R. Hunter&J Garcia… Best all who celebrate this Easter holiday.
Funny u should mention that.. My small group has joined a larger group..it’s about 24 guys now.. no political talk during the round, but after? This crew doesn’t eat lunch they drink.. I usually take off after the money is awarded..I don’t drink for medical reasons and I do not care to be around drunk MAGAs. My other golf group of “no MAGAs allowed” is disbanding for the summer… I live in an area where a number of folks are snowbirds, our development clears out close to 50%..
Somewhere on Substack, someone was suggesting the "DT Death Day" playlist. The first music I'll play will be on my car horn to alert the neighborhood, but there were all sorts of good suggestions, "At Last" by Etta James, "Goldfinger," "Here Comes the Sun," "No One Mourns the Wicked," "Fuck You" by Ceelo, "Requiem pour un con" by Serge Gainsborough. For some reason I think "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie and "Celebrate" by Kool and the Gang would be part of the mix...
I'm not one to spread rumors (ha-ha! as if) but Preznit is neither in the West Wing nor the golf course and the roads around Walter Reed were closed for hours. I wonder what the Easter Bunny put in our casket - uh, I mean basket.
I sometimes make that mistake and when I catch it I immediately correct it if I can. I know the difference, but sometimes what I type and what I THOUGHT I typed are not the same thing.
She certainly does, dear Wendy! Today’s gift is the blooming wild cacti in the wilderness behind my home, here in the high desert of SoCal. Those vivid pops of magenta in the green and brown landscape make my heart sing! Hugs to you! 💖
Why, our roses are putting on a show that belies how little they cost, and the nicotania is up as is the wisteria, and the orchid cactus is preparing a series of magnificent blooms. Takes my mind off of shit, it does.
The daffodils are out here in western NY, and it's going to snow in the next couple of days. The daffs won't care, they're used to enduring and bouncing back. We need to be like the daffodils.
Cant decide if I want him to die right now, or have him removed from office and tossed in prison. His post this morning is out of control. The country is out of control.
Someone suggested if he dies, we cant get the billions he's stolen which I suggest be used to repair the damage he's done. So I agree...now would be great.
Sharks. Definitely sharks. The scene from Jaws the novel, where the shark surfaces with Hooper in its mouth and Brody ends up just shooting Hooper in the neck.
I want to be Brody. While singing 🎶farewell and adieu to my fair fascist Hades...🎶
Impeachment, trial, conviction, and jail is the preferred path. I understand that will make him a martyr to MAGA, but they are a minority and can not control this narrative.
100% He needs to live long enough for all that. But right now, I wish the GOP would grow a pair and enact the 25th...because the felon is off his rocker.
it was Ms. Spouse who clued me in to Ēostre. I miss her so much
Ms. Spouse is smiling down on you Jeff, so proud of your skills in making us laugh in the midst of our crying.
Trump is crazy, and Jeff is NOT. Happy Easter to all!
Just got off Malcolm Nance discussing that the response to Trump's threat to Iran was Iran's parliamentary leader that Trump finds so "reasonable" making a veiled threat to have the Houthis close down the other straits where goods are delivered and then really shutting down global trade. Of course the US can always trade with its American continental partners.
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Trump will extend his ultimatum for another ten days, I’m keeping an eye on Trump Jr’s betting site at Polymarket Linda… enjoy your day!
HAHAHA!!🎵🎵
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Trump will extend his ultimatum for another ten days, I’m keeping an eye on Trump Jr’s betting site at Polymarket Linda… enjoy your day!
I'm an Easter Bunny person myself. I have the rotten teeth to show for it too!
One year I racked up 13 Easter baskets. I had a few doting "bunny aunts" and I don't mean Playboy.
Off topic, but I once went to a dinner (on a train) at the Playboy club. Two bunnies greeted us. The first one was a Trump-type, dipped, and said, "I'm Bunny Brandy. The second one was an older matronly looking woman who just stood there and said dryly, sardonically, "And I'm Bunny Mary." I was so tickled and have never forgotten it. Maybe you had to be there.
I miss her FOR you.
This! I miss hearing her desert-dry humor through these posts. I cannot fathom the loss, Jeff.
As part of the Fuckery Patrol…I look forward to your next Fuckery Post!
I thank Mrs. Spouse. This is first mention of Eostre I’ve seen outside of my pagan world.
I miss Mrs. Spouse, too. Sending love and comfort your way 🕯️🙏🏻
She lives in everything you do. I'm glad.
My forever nickname for hegseth is now SPANKY.
trump is missing in action because they're pumping him up with more drugs. It takes alot to keep that big pile of shit on his feet and trying to read his lines.
Spring is a season of Earth's re-birth. I hope she heals from the damage being done.
I believe Kegseth would be extremely.....ummm.......excited to be Spanky.
Nooooo, you mustn't dirty the memory of George McFarland. How about we just call him by the real bully's name: BUTCH.
Butch McTrumpsBitch.
Rolls off the tongue quite nicely, eh?
Eww!
😂
Hmmm!
Cool! I am atheistic as you put it, so I say happy celebration to all. Today is Digital Independence Day in Germany. The first Sunday of the Month we are supposed to get off of Big Tech gathering data on us, to the best of our ability. I am Amazon free as I write this. Substack is going to remain in my repertoire for the time being. We will be playing Scrabble later. The German version. Our English one is in the US. The German one does not have as good a collection of letters as the English one, but hopefully we will all learn to be good at it too.
The German language features some really long words. It would be fun to see a German game of Scrabble.
Do you get to draw more tiles?
I bought a new to me car a few weeks ago and was so excited that when I got home, I wanted to call my Dad. He's been gone since December 2024. The ones you love, never truly leave you. 🥰
I understand. After a bit more than two years, I no longer think "wait 'til I tell him this". I do sometimes this "He would have loved this".
I can relate. I'd traveled to visit my friend, and we'd gone on an adventure one afternoon, ending up in a little gift shop. I spotted an exquisite glass rose, and I said to my friend, "I'm going to get this for Mom. She'll love it." It was when my friend gave me a very odd look that I remembered that Mom had been gone for ten years. Maybe my mind wandered away because I was in unfamiliar surroundings? That was a surreal moment!
Doesn’t Donny ALWAYS do something bone-crushingly stupid? Thank you for the laughs, as always, Jeff. Ms. Spouse was a gem. And even though I’m an agnostic I do believe she’s still with you in spirit.
❤️😢❤️😢❤️
😢
❤️🩹🫶🏻
She is the Germanic reflex of a Proto-Indo-European name for one of the deities of the four cardinal points, for the east, sunrise, and springtime, known as Eos in Greek and Ushas in Sanskrit, Italic form Ausosa becoming Aurora in Latin, related to Orient / origin "rising"; in Celtic the name was replaced by Morgana (cognate of "morning"; possibly a "taboo substitution" if the true name was considered too holy to say), hence Morgan le Fay in Arthurian lore; in Slavic there is no such deity but the root appears in vostok "east".
The opposite is the deity of the west, sundown, and autumn, called Zephyr and considered masculine in Greek but Sif the harvest goddess (and wife of Thor) in Germanic; Savhir in Celtic hence the festival of Savhain (spelled with an "mh" in Irish because their use of letters is weird but not pronounced with an m sound) better known to us as Halloween; Sepharad "western regions" in Iranian became a Jewish term Sephardim for that part of the diaspora that went all the way to Spain before being expelled from there; Slavic zapad "west".
God of the north, midwinter, and midnight was Buri in Germanic (created out of ice in the beginning of days, father of Odin), Boreas the north wind in Greek, Buriyash a major storm god among the western Iranians called Mitanni in the most ancient days (Midianites, Medes are later forms of the name). God of the south, midsummer, and noon was Surt in Germanic (Surtheim was the fiery hell as opposed to the icy Helheim; the fire demons will be among those killing the Aesir in the end times), S'urya in Sanskrit and Shuriyash in the Mitanni; with cognates sur / sud / south in Romance and Germanic languages.
Thank you for all this info, Robert. Yes, Samhain is pronounced "SOW-en" by we pagans who practice Celtic ways. And the holiday represents the beginning of the new year according to Northern Hemisphere seasons.
Sharing with you a couple of lines from a poem by Thomas Gray--these have resonated with me at times of loss:
"A different object do these eyes require;
My lonely anguish melts no heart but mine."
Not comforting; just accurate.
You’ve just passed on her knowledge. Thank you, Mrs Spouse. ❤️
FWIW, as much as is possible which is totes not at all comparable, we miss her too, Uncle Jeff. 🫂
Happy 4th day of no wheat, rye, barley, oats, or spelt. And dammit I really miss my fuckin' spelt, man.
this was supposed to be a much shorter post, and then I go not-twitter to take a screen shot of Hugo Lowell's tweet and I see everyone there talking about Donny's post from an hour ago ... jeesus, there's no way I couldn't include it
No way he wrote that. The caps lock wasn’t on AND there was punctuation.
really, the proper use of an apostrophe is the dead giveaway that Donny didn't write it
The MDs must have allowed him to tinker with the NWS, because today’s forecast was written in Sharpie and reads “CLOUDY in America, with a 200%, 600%, 1300% chance of REIGN! Thank you for your attention to this fourcast.”
Dead giveaway, says the old English teacher who knows he's a grade 2 level at best!
And I’m betting that at this point, even that is a push.
That points to Smiller. PD Pete wouldn’t bother with an ‘ when there’s a chest to be beaten.
Much love to Jeff, who helps keep us sane, and to all the readers.
I'm thinking that Susie Viles may have written the pseudo tRump posts.
And strait was correctly spelled.
By coincidence, I'm currently reading Ian Randal Strock's "Punctilious Punctuation."
https://ianrandalstrock.com/books/
Steven Cheung or Stephen Nosferatu? Steve Bannon?
(when did Steves get so evil?)
Wouldn't it be spectacular if the author were Susie Wiles?
Their’s no way Donny could of written it. Its just impossible to imagine.
But the writer is just as ignorant using “reign” instead of “rain.” And Jeff, you’re the only one so far to mention it. You just “scratched my itch” on that one. Thank you!!
Jeff, is it true that the missing pilot was found as trump claimed last night? I read that somewhere, can't remember now where.
Thanks!
Yep, thank goodness.
The apostrophe is definitely a signal of another cretin involved.
His aides Dan Scavino and Natalie Harp type Trump's unhinged dictation into his social media posts. Scavino is his political advisor and former golf club manager, handling all personnel issues. Harp is a 33-year old Trump-love struck Christian zealot who handles all print media communications to and from Shitler. Corporate news scribblers pay nearly zero attention to them.
I don't think it's them. Those two have Trump's style down. But they also have personal loyalty to Trump, so they'd be kept in the dark if he were in a coma somewhere.
It's gotta be Hegseth or Miller.
It is terrifying. Is our world about to be blown up by a madman and his cabal? When will we know?
Good stuff today, Jeff. I agree, there's no way he wrote that. And "Praise be to Allah"?? Do these idiots know how powerful these words are? Both of those profane posts scream of Pete. He's piss-drunk on power. FFS, the guy has an American flag with an AR tattooed on his body; he's living his best life right now. (Fun fact: He also has "We the People" in ink. I'm surprised he doesn't have Calvin pissing on that one.)
I’m surprised we haven’t seen a tweet featuring Nero in a superhero suit rescuing the missing pilot. Who the fuck are the 33% who still think this is OK?
My idiot sister and sister-in-law are among the cult.
That last post is really disturbing, and no, I don't think it was Trump that wrote it either, my bet would be Pete, it sounds like him. And that is worrisome. The US has entered the "terrorist state" category, and I mean we are one. Hitting civilian targets to influence political decisions IS the definition of terrorism.
As if we're subjecting Iran to 9/11s every day.
There was speculation yesterday that T might be in Walter Reed, as Air space had been closed down. Wouldn't that be wonderful. He has been shutting down for years, now,it's so darn evident.
Too much God content for Needy Amin. Kegsbreath is at the controls and Donny is in a coma in the White House, because they know by now that people are watching Walter Reed.
You got Lizz’s post yay!
praise the lord, it has been reported that Donny is golfing this morning —
https://x.com/svdate/status/2040795530062651765
Of course he is. He’s not running the country, he’s ruining the country.
So he is risen? Bummer. He wasn't actually spotted, so I hold out hope.
Damn. I was feeling so hopeful that he'd had another stroke.
I think he just likes to disappear himself every now and then just to make us wonder. And hope. And pray. That's pray with and A. Not an E. I saw something in the Guardian about him taking full responsibility for the rescue of that airman. Yup, you worthless piece of cow dung. Right out there in the middle of the mountains saving the world.
Happy holiday to everyone and special thoughts to you, Jeff, as you face another day without your beloved wife. A lot of us out here have been through it and, although we can't know exactly how you feel, we can certainly relate.
It's apparently raining at the golf club where his motorcade pulled up. So no way is he going to risk getting that fine gold on his head wet.
But a 3 day absence is just the beginning- he will collapse with exhaustion after riding around in his golf cart.
❤️❤️❤️❤️
So, not dead then? Damn!
But the autopen is pushing the bombing button, so no worries!
All it says is that the motorcade arrived. Hopefully to extend their condolences to Melanoma.
😆
Right. I guess it was just an over-nighter at Walter Reed for an oil change...
It didn't happen! Fake news! And if he went in, it was just for a standard MRI and "spot the camel" test. Perfectly normal!
Another infusion of his "Keep Me Alive" pick-me-up juice.
That porky, fragile twit would NEVER golf in the rain! What the hell is he doing there? He doesn't drink even!
What’s that? Trump “playing”/cheating at golf on Easter Sunday?
God’s own avatar on Earth not at church on Easter Sunday? Is he afraid of getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps a chasm opening up and pulling him down to the bowels of the Earth?
Where is the serial divorcee, grifting head of the Office of Faith? Isn’t she supposed to guide this nation and its Dear Leader to the next Messianic Age?
"no POTUS sighting": maybe an effort to create a false impression he is golfing this morning
Nah, no confirmed sighting. Just the motorcade.
He's totally in a coma and Hegseth and Miller are pulling an Al Haig. Does JD know?
He wasn’t seen by any reporters though.
Well, that's disappointing.
Well, this has to be another lie. If by golfing you mean, rolled around his fucking golf course in a cart--"over here is where you'd customarily hit a 3, so we'll just put that on the card" "gnarrspphh SPLAT!"
I was afraid he was ok😭
I don't believe anything of X or anyone in the regime.
More than thirty generals have refused
Orders from that evil, demented, confused
Shambling Constitutional crisis
Causing death for his own devices
America has never been so abused
Hegseth is fighting alcoholism and a holy war. His vision of the rapture where Christians are suddenly taken to heaven is from the 1800’s while Iran and the Persian Empire has been around for thousands of years. Yup, we lose. Not even fucking close.
Only instead of 72 virgins, he dreams of 72 gin and tonics.
Good one! For Christofascist Hegseth, it's gin and tonics and 72 experienced prostitutes, the hell with virgins
72 virgins were an Epstein-Maxwell thing.
And to hell with the tonic water. Straight up elixir of juniper berries.
😂
Well, I for one would like to see it happen ASAP so those of us left can move forward as a nation
Piss Drunk Pete is on a mission from God. He probably fantasizes he's in Richard the Lionheart's army of soldiers on a religious crusade during the middle ages. Where's Joliet Jake when you need him.
The sooner that crowd is raptured off my planet the better.
Of course the relentless liar
Claims Iran begs for a cease fire
He will not confess
That he created this mess
He’s the shittiest anti-DEI hire
GOLDEN!!!
Yikes!! A great poem!!!
Oh, it got WAY worse than that. So bad that Jake Tapper had to say "fuckin'" on national television, but didn't proceed to run off to write a book about Dear Leader's "decline."
Jake Tapper is a damn good journalist. The fact that he wrote a book about Biden's decline does not make him the enemy. (And I think Biden was a good president.)
Sorry, the fact that he spent time and energy providing ammo against Biden when he could have exposed far more damning things about Trump makes him the enemy, for me. YMMV.
He wrote the book (with his co-author) after the fact. It was legitimate journalism. Don't be like Trump and declare everything you don't like "fake news." He exposes the reality of the Trump maladministration every day on CNN. He was the one who conducted the interview with Stephen Miller where Miller went full on fascist on live TV.
"After the fact" doesn't matter. It was damaging to the Dems when he could have used his platform to expose a truly evil, demented person instead. How you have decided that I, a person you do not know, declares everything I don't like "fake news" is beyond me. Jake, is that you? lol
He is using his platform on CNN to do that. He doesn't need your permission to decide what books to write. The end of the Biden administration was absolutely a legitmate news story. And as for your Trump-like response to Tapper, I go by what you post.
LOL ok, dude. I guess you consider it your duty to correct my clearly incorrect opinion. That's ok, we deal with this shit our entire lives.
And we don't need your permission to decide what choices of his we despise.
As with all of the mainstream journalists, it's not just what they say. It's as much about what they don't say, and who they don't say it about, and when they don't say it. The criticism for Tapper is well-deserved.
No, it is not. He very much covers and exposes what's going on in the Trump maladministration on CNN.
No, Daniel, I’m not disputing that. I also saw a video short a few months ago where he expressed his concerns about trump. He’s not a piece of shit. But he has a massive audience, and the book about Biden was atrocious for its timing, and for the lack of extremely pertinent reporting on trump related to the same topic. He did some damage.
No, it's not the journalist's job to worry about "timing." I think Biden was a great president. But he screwed up at the end by running for re-election when he clearly wasn't up for it, and that paved the way for Trump. Writing a book about what happened was absolutely legitimate, and he was not obligated to wait a few years because of some theoretical damage. The people to blame here is Biden and those who allowed him to continue his re-election bid, not the people who reported on it.
The consultant-handlers' heavy influence on the Democratic Party has cost us many an election. It was dangerously dishonest of them to cover up Biden's illness with the foolish notion that managing him could be sustained through a second presidential term. Yes, we all know Trump sucks by magnitudes but Tapper at least risked revealing the full truth.
He’s a smarmy sellout.
Who is selling out to? This is a classic case of blaming the messenger.
So Trump’s running through the deities, offering praise while promising destruction. Who’s next? Odin? Jahweh? Baal? He better keep his hands off Hathor, the Egyptian goddess of women and cows, my perennial candidate for Wisconsin’s personal protector.
Ha! Hathor - I thought SG1 killed her! :-)
Real Goddesses and Gods are immortal.
I laughed all my way through the episode when Hathor is "killed".
At her temple in Egypt, women who cannot have children still scrape out bits of mud from one of the walls as a charm, hoping Hathor will help them have a baby. I have that fascinating knowledge from a woman Egyptologist who talked to the guard at the temple site.
An “anus mouth” over a vagina neck. He’s morphing into one of those pussies he likes to grab.
That makes his chin a taint
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Gross!!! 😜
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Wow did America's Pilonidal Cyst sure have a gusher! Good thing for him he isn't a Democrat...consequences would happen to him! I guess his cultists love this post from him (that Blotto von Bismarck wrote surely for him.)
"Blotto von Bismarck"
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America's Pilonidal Cyst! 😂
Jeff, reading Donald’s Easter greetings this morning… all warm and fuzzy from a guy who was praised the other day being compared to Jesus by Mullah Paula White, a speaker in tongues, a grifter and getting taxpayer $ and an office in the WH. I’ve said this previously…..
“And now he is gone, Lord he’s gone, He’s gone, like that old steam locomotive rolling in down the track.. he’s gone, gone, gone and nothing is going to bring him back….. He’s gone” R. Hunter&J Garcia… Best all who celebrate this Easter holiday.
I truly despise Paula White
I reserve for her my unbridled spite
She’s a charlatan fake
Trying so hard to make
All the blood money in sight
Hey Doc.. you’re prose nailed it as usual.. Happy Easter
You too, Fredo. You playing golf with your fake Xtian MAGA turds?
Funny u should mention that.. My small group has joined a larger group..it’s about 24 guys now.. no political talk during the round, but after? This crew doesn’t eat lunch they drink.. I usually take off after the money is awarded..I don’t drink for medical reasons and I do not care to be around drunk MAGAs. My other golf group of “no MAGAs allowed” is disbanding for the summer… I live in an area where a number of folks are snowbirds, our development clears out close to 50%..
They prob all in Church praying to their one God- DONALD DOOFUS DRUMPF
Somewhere on Substack, someone was suggesting the "DT Death Day" playlist. The first music I'll play will be on my car horn to alert the neighborhood, but there were all sorts of good suggestions, "At Last" by Etta James, "Goldfinger," "Here Comes the Sun," "No One Mourns the Wicked," "Fuck You" by Ceelo, "Requiem pour un con" by Serge Gainsborough. For some reason I think "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie and "Celebrate" by Kool and the Gang would be part of the mix...
Celebrate and Gone at Last are my picks! Thanks for the great suggestions!!
Maybe someone will write new lyrics for Fuck You and re-record it
"Swan Lake" is the traditional
I'm not one to spread rumors (ha-ha! as if) but Preznit is neither in the West Wing nor the golf course and the roads around Walter Reed were closed for hours. I wonder what the Easter Bunny put in our casket - uh, I mean basket.
Pesky autocorrect!
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Be still my beating heart 💓 please be right
Also the Air Space!!
When is Preznit Fuckwit NOT about to do something really bone-crushingly stupid?
The number of people who mix up "rain," "rein," and "reign" is truly appalling.
Also you're and your. That's extremely irritating .
I sometimes make that mistake and when I catch it I immediately correct it if I can. I know the difference, but sometimes what I type and what I THOUGHT I typed are not the same thing.
Because he’s dying Jeff
Happy late Ostara Jeff
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-they-walked-off-told-trump-to-fuck-himself
Happy belated Ostara, Wendy! May your heart bloom like spring flowers, and your spirit dance with the hares. 🐇🌷
Punkette , the mother always gives every season :)
She certainly does, dear Wendy! Today’s gift is the blooming wild cacti in the wilderness behind my home, here in the high desert of SoCal. Those vivid pops of magenta in the green and brown landscape make my heart sing! Hugs to you! 💖
Why, our roses are putting on a show that belies how little they cost, and the nicotania is up as is the wisteria, and the orchid cactus is preparing a series of magnificent blooms. Takes my mind off of shit, it does.
The daffodils are out here in western NY, and it's going to snow in the next couple of days. The daffs won't care, they're used to enduring and bouncing back. We need to be like the daffodils.
Here in Atlanta , my azaleas and dogwoods are bracting crazily
The blessing of the Mother Earth awakening from her slumber
Upper New York--crocus and snowdrops blooming! Daffodils and hyacinths on the way! After the well deserved rest of winter.....
Lord, hear our prayer.
Cant decide if I want him to die right now, or have him removed from office and tossed in prison. His post this morning is out of control. The country is out of control.
Congress? Anyone? HELP!
I say we end it now. We can do the necessary clean-up afterwards.
Someone suggested if he dies, we cant get the billions he's stolen which I suggest be used to repair the damage he's done. So I agree...now would be great.
I doubt that we will ever see those billions again.
I don't want an easy way out for him... the 25th , then a massive stroke. He can hear everything but cannot respond in any way. The chef's kiss 💋.
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Swing him by the rope - in front of the SCOTUS -
Ik,R? Electrocution, or sharks?
All of the above. HA!
Sharks. Definitely sharks. The scene from Jaws the novel, where the shark surfaces with Hooper in its mouth and Brody ends up just shooting Hooper in the neck.
I want to be Brody. While singing 🎶farewell and adieu to my fair fascist Hades...🎶
How about a messy crushing trial, prison in Gen-Pop and THEN some type of incident with a bed sheet?
I like the way you think.
The Hague - then the noose. With his bros, Putin and Bebe!!!
I really want to see him face prosecution... I agree
I would have preferred that he be imprisoned four years ago, but it is too late now. We need him dead as soon as possible.
A quiet death in his sleep is too good for him.
Impeachment, trial, conviction, and jail is the preferred path. I understand that will make him a martyr to MAGA, but they are a minority and can not control this narrative.
100% He needs to live long enough for all that. But right now, I wish the GOP would grow a pair and enact the 25th...because the felon is off his rocker.