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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it was Ms. Spouse who clued me in to Ēostre. I miss her so much

Josh Abrams's avatar

Ms. Spouse is smiling down on you Jeff, so proud of your skills in making us laugh in the midst of our crying.

Anne E Sweeney's avatar

we all are in your corner JT......she'd like that you've carried on I'm sure, and as spicy as always.... still haven't gotten over #SundowningGrandpaBeffudlepants ......inspirational

Linda Blum's avatar

And to think, I felt very safe & secure living in Clearwater, until I realized I'm 20 miles from McDill Air Firce Base where Centcom is located. I wouldn't be surprised if Iran sent a plane loaded with bombs to put it out of business.

Thanks for making us laugh while the world is coming to an end. 🙄

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump is crazy, and Jeff is NOT. Happy Easter to all!

Linda Weide's avatar

Just got off Malcolm Nance discussing that the response to Trump's threat to Iran was Iran's parliamentary leader that Trump finds so "reasonable" making a veiled threat to have the Houthis close down the other straits where goods are delivered and then really shutting down global trade. Of course the US can always trade with its American continental partners.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trump will extend his ultimatum for another ten days, I’m keeping an eye on Trump Jr’s betting site at Polymarket Linda… enjoy your day!

Crabby Canuck's avatar

Sorry to break the news to you but from the Canadian Arctic Circle to Tierra del Fuego, none of are interested anymore. Working with the US has become the equivalent of bargaining with your sexual abuser. (He is a rapist after all) Only the desperate will be cutting deals. The rest will be politely sitting at the table with smiling faces, and nodding heads, but when they get back home, working alternate plans.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

I LOVE this! Thank you so much for excluding the Felon-In-Chief of the US. He's abominable. At best.

We are working hard to get him out. Then the sane 75% of our country will spend the next 50 years trying to create a functional nation of the 21st century, instead of being dragged back into the 19th, or the 18th. Or maybe the 16th.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'm an Easter Bunny person myself. I have the rotten teeth to show for it too!

Susan Jane's avatar

One year I racked up 13 Easter baskets. I had a few doting "bunny aunts" and I don't mean Playboy.

Marie Drozdis's avatar

Off topic, but I once went to a dinner (on a train) at the Playboy club. Two bunnies greeted us. The first one was a Trump-type, dipped, and said, "I'm Bunny Brandy. The second one was an older matronly looking woman who just stood there and said dryly, sardonically, "And I'm Bunny Mary." I was so tickled and have never forgotten it. Maybe you had to be there.

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

There used to be a Playboy casino in Atlantic City. The mom of one of my classmate's was the "Bunny Mother." Or "Mother Bunny." One of the Philly papers had an interview with her, and she mentioned how her 14 year old daughter wanted to be a bunny. She handled the heckling well. 14 year olds, you know? Brutal age.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'd be up for weeks and a nervous wreck as a kid if I ate that much candy. As it was I drove my parents nuts when I wasn't on a sugar high.

Susan Jane's avatar

Ha ha! My mother was horrified that I received so many Easter baskets that year. She took a picture of them lined up according to size—how I wish I could find that picture. I gave a lot of the candy away to neighborhood friends, but I did keep a few of the hollow bunnies. And the Peeps.

MaryTR's avatar

So, here is an important question... who eats the ears first??

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I would think the ears are first to go Mary.

MaryTR's avatar

They were on mine 😊

For those who think this is not the time for levity, I agree with you. But it is the only way I know of to keep from jumping off a cliff. Thank you, Chris, for taking a moment to smile.

Joyce's avatar

This! I miss hearing her desert-dry humor through these posts. I cannot fathom the loss, Jeff.

Tess's avatar

As part of the Fuckery Patrol…I look forward to your next Fuckery Post!

Sarah_Goldflies_Herrle's avatar

I thank Mrs. Spouse. This is first mention of Eostre I’ve seen outside of my pagan world.

I miss Mrs. Spouse, too. Sending love and comfort your way 🕯️🙏🏻

celeste k.'s avatar

She lives in everything you do. I'm glad.

My forever nickname for hegseth is now SPANKY.

trump is missing in action because they're pumping him up with more drugs. It takes alot to keep that big pile of shit on his feet and trying to read his lines.

Spring is a season of Earth's re-birth. I hope she heals from the damage being done.

Joyce's avatar

I believe Kegseth would be extremely.....ummm.......excited to be Spanky.

Irascible Ink's avatar

Nooooo, you mustn't dirty the memory of George McFarland. How about we just call him by the real bully's name: BUTCH.

Butch McTrumpsBitch.

Rolls off the tongue quite nicely, eh?

Miselle's avatar

⬆️🎯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Sunny 1's avatar

I bought a new to me car a few weeks ago and was so excited that when I got home, I wanted to call my Dad. He's been gone since December 2024. The ones you love, never truly leave you. 🥰

arne link's avatar

I understand. After a bit more than two years, I no longer think "wait 'til I tell him this". I do sometimes this "He would have loved this".

Sunny 1's avatar

I do talk to my parents. Especially as I'm cleaning out the house I grew up in. They were hoarders and we have to go through EVERYTHING. I've found money and photos in magazines. It's tiring because it's pretty much just me and my son on weekends. It's an hour away so winter is out unless the weather is mild. I need to get rid of it this year. It's killing me.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I can relate. I'd traveled to visit my friend, and we'd gone on an adventure one afternoon, ending up in a little gift shop. I spotted an exquisite glass rose, and I said to my friend, "I'm going to get this for Mom. She'll love it." It was when my friend gave me a very odd look that I remembered that Mom had been gone for ten years. Maybe my mind wandered away because I was in unfamiliar surroundings? That was a surreal moment!

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oh, I DO know. Years after my 'daddy, my little daddy' had left us, I still introduced him to the new kittens or cats, deciding which ones he'd naturally love the most (he tried to hide it from my mother because of her cruelty) but was so much a cat lover. One of my cats was 'Smokey' whom my Dad nick-named 'Smokey-Joe' which stuck. I had wanted to bring Dad to live here just for him to finally be happy- to breathe and spend time with my cats and maybe putter in the garden IF he chose, but karma had other plans. He's been gone since The Fall of 1987 and I still talk to and miss him deeply. Fwiw, I could immediately 'see' that rose and imagine it on a beautiful glass shelf in front of a photo of your Mom.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Your father sounds like a wonderful person. I'll bet he and my mom would have been kindred spirits. Whereas my dad sounds a lot like your mom. My dad passed in December of 1987, with Mom having preceded him by 5 months.

It tickles me to think of you introducing your dad to your furbabies. They may very well have "known" him.

And yes, I did buy the rose, and it IS sitting on a glass shelf, along with other beloved treasures from our travels.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Did I tell you that I'm just a wee bit psychic? ;) Sometimes 'know' things I couldn't possibly? This is one of them - as soon as I read your post, there it was, that beautiful glass rose, sitting on a glass shelf. 'I' added the photo of your Mom because that seemed logical (and I have a wee corner of a shelf dedicated to my soul dog Kaya with a few bits and pieces about her, including 2 photos). It seems also a wee bit MORE than coincidinky that they all passed in 1987? My Dad was doing ok except he needed BP meds which my mother refused to pick up for him at the drugstore (too far away to walk, and she was the sole driver 'IF he wants them he can walk there himself') Another example of her constant cruelty. It was HER house (despite being paid for by years of HIS retirement as well). Go figure. She would go off with her best friend to buy dolls (I kid you not) leaving Dad a list of chores to be accomplished by her return. This in the oppressive Florida heat, and mostly outdoors, smdh. WHEN he was found lying on the couch - alone and already passed by her friend upon their return, SHE didn't call me, no - she made her friend do those 'honours'. That poor woman, nervous as a cat - calling to let me know my Dad was dead. In my grief, rage and absolute fury I asked her why my mother couldn't call me...she tried to come up with a lie about my mother being 'too upset' all while I could hear my mother's voice (normal as always, not a hint of tears or grief) telling her what to say to me! Fucking coward. A few days prior to this I'd told her I'd be happy to have Dad live with me after she'd boasted in her inimitable fashion that she would 'put him on the street', also refusing to hand the phone to him - which she always answered. IF he answered it - he HAD to hand it to her - or she yanked it out of his hands, another infuriating frustration which I couldn't get past. He'd shrug off the abuse, pretending all was well when we knew it wasn't. My siblings didn't care but I was willing to go get him while they didn't want any part of that. I never got to speak to him again and still replay the whole scenario over and over. He died not knowing I wanted him here. IF I'd known he was alone for even a day I could have called to let him know - how much we cared and were coming to get him. He shouldn't have been outside digging in the hot sun with insufficient hydration. He died alone and in pain without his necessary meds. He tried so hard to mollify her but nothing was ever sufficient. Narcissists are deeply resentful when others get the attention they feel THEY 'deserve' and so pile on the abuse. She was so rotten and abusive to me and my Dad yet couldn't stand that I wanted to have him live with me. EVERYTHING she was, frump is. Those of us who know, know. WE didn't have the funds to fly down there so would have had to drive to get him and his belongings if we'd had a clue time was running out right then. I'd been preparing a room for him with happy thoughts about having him here with my cats but still thought there was more than enough time, much to my infinite regret. :'( PS: I wish he could have met your Mom too. There were so many times I wish I could introduce him to nice older women I knew who'd treat him decently. I had no compunctions about that at all.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

My first thought is that your dad IS there, where you are. I have no doubt of it.

And I will say that as cruel and vicious as my dad could be, your mom sounds even worse. I'm sorry you had to live through that. On the other hand, your experience made you a very strong person, so although that's a hard way to build strength, you got something positive out of it. A couple months ago, I read an article that speculated that we choose to incarnate into paths that involve dysfunctional relationships, for the very reason that we want to address issues such as a need for more strength. Or compassion, or other qualities. It makes sense to me.

As I was due to graduate high school and start out on my own, I tried to get my mom to come with me. I said I'd get an apartment, and we'd live together. She refused, saying she didn't want to be a burden, and I couldn't shake her of that idea. Had I been older, with more perspective, I might have found a way to convince her. As it was, her NOT moving in with me changed the entire trajectory of my life. So I guess things happen the way they're supposed to.

Your psychic abilities are a comfort, aren't they? The women on both sides of my family were all psychic, and although my ability isn't that great, I do sometimes "know" things, to my satisfaction. 😉

Robin D's avatar

Oh my heart 😥

My dad is gone 38 years (died suddenly) and there are times I still want to pick up the phone and call. My mom is 54 years. I didn't know how I would make it a day without her. It just went so fast.

Miselle's avatar

🎯💓⬆️

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Doesn’t Donny ALWAYS do something bone-crushingly stupid? Thank you for the laughs, as always, Jeff. Ms. Spouse was a gem. And even though I’m an agnostic I do believe she’s still with you in spirit.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Agree with this, Joanne. I'm not at ALL religious, but it doesn't mean that 'something' might not come after - which has zero to do with religious beliefs. I too feel that those we love are still around us - perhaps there's a transition period until we all get used to the process and they just might stay to help us manage the pain of their loss?

Linda Weide's avatar

Cool! I am atheistic as you put it, so I say happy celebration to all. Today is Digital Independence Day in Germany. The first Sunday of the Month we are supposed to get off of Big Tech gathering data on us, to the best of our ability. I am Amazon free as I write this. Substack is going to remain in my repertoire for the time being. We will be playing Scrabble later. The German version. Our English one is in the US. The German one does not have as good a collection of letters as the English one, but hopefully we will all learn to be good at it too.

arne link's avatar

The German language features some really long words. It would be fun to see a German game of Scrabble.

zuzu's avatar

Do you get to draw more tiles?

arne link's avatar

You would think so. We need to look it up.

Robert Eckert's avatar

She is the Germanic reflex of a Proto-Indo-European name for one of the deities of the four cardinal points, for the east, sunrise, and springtime, known as Eos in Greek and Ushas in Sanskrit, Italic form Ausosa becoming Aurora in Latin, related to Orient / origin "rising"; in Celtic the name was replaced by Morgana (cognate of "morning"; possibly a "taboo substitution" if the true name was considered too holy to say), hence Morgan le Fay in Arthurian lore; in Slavic there is no such deity but the root appears in vostok "east".

The opposite is the deity of the west, sundown, and autumn, called Zephyr and considered masculine in Greek but Sif the harvest goddess (and wife of Thor) in Germanic; Savhir in Celtic hence the festival of Savhain (spelled with an "mh" in Irish because their use of letters is weird but not pronounced with an m sound) better known to us as Halloween; Sepharad "western regions" in Iranian became a Jewish term Sephardim for that part of the diaspora that went all the way to Spain before being expelled from there; Slavic zapad "west".

God of the north, midwinter, and midnight was Buri in Germanic (created out of ice in the beginning of days, father of Odin), Boreas the north wind in Greek, Buriyash a major storm god among the western Iranians called Mitanni in the most ancient days (Midianites, Medes are later forms of the name). God of the south, midsummer, and noon was Surt in Germanic (Surtheim was the fiery hell as opposed to the icy Helheim; the fire demons will be among those killing the Aesir in the end times), S'urya in Sanskrit and Shuriyash in the Mitanni; with cognates sur / sud / south in Romance and Germanic languages.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Thank you for all this info, Robert. Yes, Samhain is pronounced "SOW-en" by we pagans who practice Celtic ways. And the holiday represents the beginning of the new year according to Northern Hemisphere seasons.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Usually in Irish spelling a letter followed by h is a sound that occurred in older pronunciation but has become silent, but here as far as can be linguistically reconstructed, there never was an m sound: it was a v sound at the most or a w sound as in recent usage.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Love your vast knowledge, Robert! Strange indeed are the ways of old languages, compared with modern usages. I have an Irish friend who sends me all kinds of rituals, with their Gaelic spellings and pronunciations. It's all fascinating.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Wow, Robert! I was addicted to the Roman, Greek and Egyptian myths and fables during a few of my adolescent years (who needed AI?) but have long since forgotten most of them. I have ZERO knowledge of the Germanic and other names you've mentioned, though. Verrrry interesting.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I left out Sirius, a Greek name, for Orion's dog who became the Dog Star, thought to be related to the Surya root, because anciently it was sometimes visible in the daytime in the summer months and was thought to add its heat to the Sun.

Tess's avatar

❤️😢❤️😢❤️

Kathy's avatar

❤️‍🩹🫶🏻

Eva's avatar

You’ve just passed on her knowledge. Thank you, Mrs Spouse. ❤️

Irascible Ink's avatar

FWIW, as much as is possible which is totes not at all comparable, we miss her too, Uncle Jeff. 🫂

Happy 4th day of no wheat, rye, barley, oats, or spelt. And dammit I really miss my fuckin' spelt, man.

Denise's avatar

I miss her with you, Jeff 💔

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this was supposed to be a much shorter post, and then I go not-twitter to take a screen shot of Hugo Lowell's tweet and I see everyone there talking about Donny's post from an hour ago ... jeesus, there's no way I couldn't include it

Penelope Jane (she/her)'s avatar

No way he wrote that. The caps lock wasn’t on AND there was punctuation.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

really, the proper use of an apostrophe is the dead giveaway that Donny didn't write it

Bob Bowden's avatar

The MDs must have allowed him to tinker with the NWS, because today’s forecast was written in Sharpie and reads “CLOUDY in America, with a 200%, 600%, 1300% chance of REIGN! Thank you for your attention to this fourcast.”

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

See? He STILL has being a fucking KING on his feeble mush-for-brains. How does ANYONE not know the difference between rain and reign? I noticed it in at least 3 of his fuckity-stupid lying posts about Iran and at first thougt it was a typo. No. He doesn't know the fucking difference!

Abby From Maine's avatar

Dead giveaway, says the old English teacher who knows he's a grade 2 level at best!

Maria Devereux's avatar

I bet he thought he was being extra smart using the 'reign' spelling because rain is just, you know, rain.

SPW's avatar

And I’m betting that at this point, even that is a push.

Liz Vaughn's avatar

That points to Smiller. PD Pete wouldn’t bother with an ‘ when there’s a chest to be beaten.

Much love to Jeff, who helps keep us sane, and to all the readers.

Mirla G. Raz's avatar

I'm thinking that Susie Viles may have written the pseudo tRump posts.

Sue Munda's avatar

And strait was correctly spelled.

Joyce's avatar

Steven Cheung or Stephen Nosferatu? Steve Bannon?

(when did Steves get so evil?)

Wouldn't it be spectacular if the author were Susie Wiles?

Robin D's avatar

Cheung! I wrote the same above. I don't know anything about Susie Wiles, but she is undergoing cancer treatment, and I would hope especially during this, she wouldn't lower herself to writing ugly things.. Doubt Bannon has access to his social media but one never knows.

Usually the ones.that are long, fairly cogent, not riddled with spelling errors, maybe throwing a capital letter here and there are Stephen Miller.

I cannot believe I have been reduced to parsing these vile tweets to try and determine authorship, but I do. And the one that I know was 1000% him was when he wrote he was glad Bob Mueller was dead. To bad he won't be alive to see the world dance in the streets when he drops dead.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

By coincidence, I'm currently reading Ian Randal Strock's "Punctilious Punctuation."

https://ianrandalstrock.com/books/

Sara Toye's avatar

Their’s no way Donny could of written it. Its just impossible to imagine.

DebJS's avatar

But he could have dictated it to someone to post for him.

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

But the writer is just as ignorant using “reign” instead of “rain.” And Jeff, you’re the only one so far to mention it. You just “scratched my itch” on that one. Thank you!!

Robin D's avatar

Unfortunately spellcheck can't pick up a real word. I've made mistakes like that sometimes myself I'm embarrassed to say.

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

Had you made the error, it would have been nothing - with respect. But it’s THIS crew. Obviously they don’t know enough to at least edit then.

Robin D's avatar

Thank you Patricia. I've been admonished on Substack for leaving out a comma in a comment, and I am getting older and not as sharp as I used to be, I admit. That's why I rhink Donnie may have written that one. He's also famous for "stollen"... as in election 🤗

Julie's avatar

But WTF did? What incompetent and sadistic asshole has taken over the shit posting? This whole thing becomes more dangerous by the day.

Robin D's avatar

Whenever I see posts like that, I think it's Stephen "Oddjob" Cheung. There was a tweet that used the work "suck" a few days ago that I was sure Cheung wrote.too. He is a nasty motherfucker. (And there were two apostrophes that I noticed in the one today because my punctuation is no better so I notice these things). I think there are certain "tells" when it's not Dozy Demento..certain words he doesn't use. I don't even think it's Stephen Miller. The "Allah" part was reprehensible which makes me think SC. The first one where he wrote reign instead of rain sounds like the real creature especially since that batshit crazy Paula Cain has been filling his head with speaking in tongues and his evocation of G-d.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

You could be right. Cheung is low key by Trump WH standards.

Robin D's avatar

They put him in charge of some gov't website (I don't remember) but it's one where people could ask a question and he answered the person that they or the question was stupid. I hope there is an exposé written someday about him.

Terry's avatar

Jeff, is it true that the missing pilot was found as trump claimed last night? I read that somewhere, can't remember now where.

Thanks!

SPW's avatar

Yep, thank goodness.

Terry's avatar

Thank you! I figured it was just another lie. I don't believe anything trump says.

Sally Cruikshank's avatar

The apostrophe is definitely a signal of another cretin involved.

Mara's avatar

A somewhat literate one…who knew there were such cretins?!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

His aides Dan Scavino and Natalie Harp type Trump's unhinged dictation into his social media posts. Scavino is his political advisor and former golf club manager, handling all personnel issues. Harp is a 33-year old Trump-love struck Christian zealot who handles all print media communications to and from Shitler. Corporate news scribblers pay nearly zero attention to them.

zuzu's avatar

I don't think it's them. Those two have Trump's style down. But they also have personal loyalty to Trump, so they'd be kept in the dark if he were in a coma somewhere.

It's gotta be Hegseth or Miller.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

It was Hegseth. He wants a ground war so bad.

Gary D's avatar

I’m surprised we haven’t seen a tweet featuring Nero in a superhero suit rescuing the missing pilot. Who the fuck are the 33% who still think this is OK?

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

My idiot sister and sister-in-law are among the cult.

Frank Nuts's avatar

I feel your pain Sharon. My son, whom I love to death, has also bought into the lies and disinformation. When I back him into a corner he pulls out the Trump derangement syndrome thing and then I know he’s got nothin and the discussion/argument is over. I wish I had a pair of Roddy Piper’s special sunglasses that I could put on him. I’ve basically been doing that by sharing facts and truth but, as it turns out, facts and truth were invented by “Fake News” according to him and all the other cult devotees.

If anyone finds a way to have the cult followers put on the glasses to see the truth, please contact me asap.

Troll Slayer's avatar

Sadly, they are impervious to facts

insert_something_creative's avatar

As the saying goes, you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Wow, insert! Thanks for passing that along! That’s an incredible phrase whether you thought of it yourself or are just passing it along! I appreciate it!

Frank Nuts's avatar

So true Troll. Trumpers and facts are like oil and water

devourerofpancakes's avatar

And my Trumpy relative.

Merrill's avatar

Exactly WHO are they??

And who would have thought that come Easter, we'd all be rooting for Pope Leo against a fascist, sadistic US government? How does Heir Trump think Iran, with no civil infrastructure will "open" the straight? Oh yeah..he doesn't think....ever.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Good stuff today, Jeff. I agree, there's no way he wrote that. And "Praise be to Allah"?? Do these idiots know how powerful these words are? Both of those profane posts scream of Pete. He's piss-drunk on power. FFS, the guy has an American flag with an AR tattooed on his body; he's living his best life right now. (Fun fact: He also has "We the People" in ink. I'm surprised he doesn't have Calvin pissing on that one.)

Robin D's avatar

Whoever wrote that better hope he/she is never captured by the Iranians because they will be hanging by a crane. I didn't think Pete would have control of his social media..

arne link's avatar

It is terrifying. Is our world about to be blown up by a madman and his cabal? When will we know?

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

When do we stop the madman and his Cabal?

Frank Nuts's avatar

After the 18th hole Arnie…you know that. Of course the world could end before he’s finished the 18th hole…oh dear

Brian Riley's avatar

That last post is really disturbing, and no, I don't think it was Trump that wrote it either, my bet would be Pete, it sounds like him. And that is worrisome. The US has entered the "terrorist state" category, and I mean we are one. Hitting civilian targets to influence political decisions IS the definition of terrorism.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Just remember where to lay the blame because of their recklessness when the violence reaches our shores.

Don’t think it isn’t coming

Denise Donaldson's avatar

As if we're subjecting Iran to 9/11s every day.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

He is a fucking danger to himself and the world. I am sure he is half, or all the way in the bag most of the time. Remember how his wife in the begining was coming to work with him to keep him from screwing up? Now he knows he can do what he wants because nobody is watching, and by that I mean the Anus Hole and the entire cabinet are way past the Twlight Zone. We need to eliminate them by whatever means possible, and soon.

Polly Sears's avatar

There was speculation yesterday that T might be in Walter Reed, as Air space had been closed down. Wouldn't that be wonderful. He has been shutting down for years, now,it's so darn evident.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Come on Ronald McDonald or the Colonel and finish the job

HP's avatar

As I read somewhere: “I’m so worried he’s ok”.

zuzu's avatar

Too much God content for Needy Amin. Kegsbreath is at the controls and Donny is in a coma in the White House, because they know by now that people are watching Walter Reed.

Tina Zep's avatar

Hey, happy Good Friday. You know, the one where jesus was crucified?! Such a happy day for christians 🙄😵‍💫

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

praise the lord, it has been reported that Donny is golfing this morning —

https://x.com/svdate/status/2040795530062651765

Kay-El's avatar

Of course he is. He’s not running the country, he’s ruining the country.

Ann Anderson's avatar

So he is risen? Bummer. He wasn't actually spotted, so I hold out hope.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Me too Ann. Me too

Paula Dean's avatar

Damn. I was feeling so hopeful that he'd had another stroke.

Jan Moon's avatar

I think he just likes to disappear himself every now and then just to make us wonder. And hope. And pray. That's pray with and A. Not an E. I saw something in the Guardian about him taking full responsibility for the rescue of that airman. Yup, you worthless piece of cow dung. Right out there in the middle of the mountains saving the world.

Happy holiday to everyone and special thoughts to you, Jeff, as you face another day without your beloved wife. A lot of us out here have been through it and, although we can't know exactly how you feel, we can certainly relate.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's apparently raining at the golf club where his motorcade pulled up. So no way is he going to risk getting that fine gold on his head wet.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Maybe he’ll slip. They played golf in the rain in Caddyshack and except for the lightning it went pretty good. Hmmm, lightning…

Hmmm. Ya, he should definitely play.

Dave Drell's avatar

But a 3 day absence is just the beginning- he will collapse with exhaustion after riding around in his golf cart.

Frank Nuts's avatar

“Collapsing from exhaustion…so maybe “heart attack”?

Possible heart attack, or slip and fall, or lightning strike. This is looking better and better. I can call and get him a tee time if people are too busy. It’s the least I could do.

Frank Nuts's avatar

We all were. Chin up Paula. There’s still hope. Maybe we can convince some of our religious brethren to pray for it. If they’re successful I vow to give this religious thing another look; Although, they’ve got an unfair advantage because Trump already has one foot in it with the second one on the way; but, maybe they could give him a little push. Offer still stands.

Nora's avatar

In my head, I read your "Chin up Paula" , as if Michael Caine's voice was saying it.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Nora, after you said that I too could hear Michael Caine’s voice saying that. Maybe it was in a movie we both watched. I don’t know much about him but I love him as an actor. PLEASE don’t tell me he’s a pedophile, racist or misogynist! It will be like finding out Kevin Spacey and Sean Connery were dicks. I can’t take another one.

Nora's avatar

No, Michael Caine is a a good guy. He's lived a clean, good life and is a great actor. I enjoy everything he does.

RZolu's avatar

❤️❤️❤️❤️

arne link's avatar

So, not dead then? Damn!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

But the autopen is pushing the bombing button, so no worries!

arne link's avatar

All it says is that the motorcade arrived. Hopefully to extend their condolences to Melanoma.

Permian Extinction's avatar

Right. I guess it was just an over-nighter at Walter Reed for an oil change...

Dina's avatar

Another infusion of his "Keep Me Alive" pick-me-up juice.

DebJS's avatar

and some fillers injections plus more Hair Club for Men glue-on hair.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

It didn't happen! Fake news! And if he went in, it was just for a standard MRI and "spot the camel" test. Perfectly normal!

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

What’s that? Trump “playing”/cheating at golf on Easter Sunday?

God’s own avatar on Earth not at church on Easter Sunday? Is he afraid of getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps a chasm opening up and pulling him down to the bowels of the Earth?

Where is the serial divorcee, grifting head of the Office of Faith? Isn’t she supposed to guide this nation and its Dear Leader to the next Messianic Age?

Abby From Maine's avatar

That porky, fragile twit would NEVER golf in the rain! What the hell is he doing there? He doesn't drink even!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Walt Nauta on a trip to excavate some of the hidden files from Ivana‘s resting place. You know his master doesn’t come out in the rain.

zuzu's avatar

Nah, no confirmed sighting. Just the motorcade.

He's totally in a coma and Hegseth and Miller are pulling an Al Haig. Does JD know?

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Of course he doesn’t. He’s almost persona non grata.

Trump couldn’t see him in the audience the other day,even though he was right in front of him

Robert Eckert's avatar

"no POTUS sighting": maybe an effort to create a false impression he is golfing this morning

Tracey Johnson's avatar

I was afraid he was ok😭

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Well, this has to be another lie. If by golfing you mean, rolled around his fucking golf course in a cart--"over here is where you'd customarily hit a 3, so we'll just put that on the card" "gnarrspphh SPLAT!"

myhoopbabies's avatar

Well, that's disappointing.

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

He wasn’t seen by any reporters though.

Julie's avatar

He continues to regenerate like an otherworldly demon.

HI2thDoc's avatar

More than a dozen generals have refused

Orders from that evil, demented, confused

Shambling Constitutional crisis

Causing death for his own devices

America has never been so abused

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

What's your source? I'd love to see more on that!

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

I did.

Its not true

Executive summary

There is no reliable, independently verified evidence that “30 generals refused Trump’s orders”; the claim appears to originate from a single partisan or low-veracity outlet and remains uncorroborated by mainstream reporting or official military statements [1]. Publicly available analysis of military law and precedent shows senior officers are legally bound to obey only lawful orders and historically are loath to publicly refuse presidential directives, making mass, documented refusals of the kind described unlikely without clear, confirmable sources [2] [3].

HI2thDoc's avatar

Before I wrote that yesterday, Google AI quoted the term “30.” Today it says that “30-40” was the term bandied about on social media and the figure 12-15 is now cited by Google as having resigned or removed, including Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen. Brown and Army COS Gen. George.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Check, check, check and check. I think you’ve covered all the bases Doc. Well done!

Mike Hammer's avatar

Hegseth is fighting alcoholism and a holy war. His vision of the rapture where Christians are suddenly taken to heaven is from the 1800’s while Iran and the Persian Empire has been around for thousands of years. Yup, we lose. Not even fucking close.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Only instead of 72 virgins, he dreams of 72 gin and tonics.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Good one! For Christofascist Hegseth, it's gin and tonics and 72 experienced prostitutes, the hell with virgins

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

72 virgins were an Epstein-Maxwell thing.

CMChambers's avatar

And to hell with the tonic water. Straight up elixir of juniper berries.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Steve, you’re a practical man. I like it!

Kay-El's avatar

Well, I for one would like to see it happen ASAP so those of us left can move forward as a nation

Mingo's avatar

Piss Drunk Pete is on a mission from God. He probably fantasizes he's in Richard the Lionheart's army of soldiers on a religious crusade during the middle ages. Where's Joliet Jake when you need him.

Clint Opine's avatar

The sooner that crowd is raptured off my planet the better.

Frank Nuts's avatar

No kidding Clint. Can we give them some giant balloons or something to help them with their great escape

P.S. Absolutely love your name. Wish I had it. Loved Clint Walker if you’re told enough to know who he was. He was one of my heroes (even though all I knew of him was his acting roles).

Frank Nuts's avatar

Wow Mike. Thank you for relaying that! I thought the rapture thing was in the original bibles but it was just an add on control mechanism. You’d think they already had enough control mechanisms in the bible; but, alas, I guess there’s never enough mechanisms when comes to controlling others.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Of course the relentless liar

Claims Iran begs for a cease fire

He will not confess

That he created this mess

He’s the shittiest anti-DEI hire

Cathy Wray's avatar

Yikes!! A great poem!!!

Frank Nuts's avatar

One of your best Doc!

HI2thDoc's avatar

If only it wasn’t necessary

kathiallyson's avatar

You are hotter than hot today 👏🏼

Marian Vitale's avatar

Oh, it got WAY worse than that. So bad that Jake Tapper had to say "fuckin'" on national television, but didn't proceed to run off to write a book about Dear Leader's "decline."

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Jake Tapper is a damn good journalist. The fact that he wrote a book about Biden's decline does not make him the enemy. (And I think Biden was a good president.)

Marian Vitale's avatar

Sorry, the fact that he spent time and energy providing ammo against Biden when he could have exposed far more damning things about Trump makes him the enemy, for me. YMMV.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He wrote the book (with his co-author) after the fact. It was legitimate journalism. Don't be like Trump and declare everything you don't like "fake news." He exposes the reality of the Trump maladministration every day on CNN. He was the one who conducted the interview with Stephen Miller where Miller went full on fascist on live TV.

Marian Vitale's avatar

"After the fact" doesn't matter. It was damaging to the Dems when he could have used his platform to expose a truly evil, demented person instead. How you have decided that I, a person you do not know, declares everything I don't like "fake news" is beyond me. Jake, is that you? lol

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He is using his platform on CNN to do that. He doesn't need your permission to decide what books to write. The end of the Biden administration was absolutely a legitmate news story. And as for your Trump-like response to Tapper, I go by what you post.

Marian Vitale's avatar

LOL ok, dude. I guess you consider it your duty to correct my clearly incorrect opinion. That's ok, we deal with this shit our entire lives.

Robert Eckert's avatar

And we don't need your permission to decide what choices of his we despise.

Will's avatar

As with all of the mainstream journalists, it's not just what they say. It's as much about what they don't say, and who they don't say it about, and when they don't say it. The criticism for Tapper is well-deserved.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

No, it is not. He very much covers and exposes what's going on in the Trump maladministration on CNN.

Will's avatar

No, Daniel, I’m not disputing that. I also saw a video short a few months ago where he expressed his concerns about trump. He’s not a piece of shit. But he has a massive audience, and the book about Biden was atrocious for its timing, and for the lack of extremely pertinent reporting on trump related to the same topic. He did some damage.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

No, it's not the journalist's job to worry about "timing." I think Biden was a great president. But he screwed up at the end by running for re-election when he clearly wasn't up for it, and that paved the way for Trump. Writing a book about what happened was absolutely legitimate, and he was not obligated to wait a few years because of some theoretical damage. The people to blame here is Biden and those who allowed him to continue his re-election bid, not the people who reported on it.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The consultant-handlers' heavy influence on the Democratic Party has cost us many an election. It was dangerously dishonest of them to cover up Biden's illness with the foolish notion that managing him could be sustained through a second presidential term. Yes, we all know Trump sucks by magnitudes but Tapper at least risked revealing the full truth.

Veronica Speedwell's avatar

He’s a smarmy sellout.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Who is selling out to? This is a classic case of blaming the messenger.

DrBDH's avatar

So Trump’s running through the deities, offering praise while promising destruction. Who’s next? Odin? Jahweh? Baal? He better keep his hands off Hathor, the Egyptian goddess of women and cows, my perennial candidate for Wisconsin’s personal protector.

Joy Bozzelli's avatar

Ha! Hathor - I thought SG1 killed her! :-)

Blue Witch's avatar

Real Goddesses and Gods are immortal.

I laughed all my way through the episode when Hathor is "killed".

At her temple in Egypt, women who cannot have children still scrape out bits of mud from one of the walls as a charm, hoping Hathor will help them have a baby. I have that fascinating knowledge from a woman Egyptologist who talked to the guard at the temple site.

kathiallyson's avatar

Women and cows?? That's one demanding gig!

Major Kong's avatar

Odin is Mike Johnson's patron saint.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

An “anus mouth” over a vagina neck. He’s morphing into one of those pussies he likes to grab.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That makes his chin a taint

Susie's avatar

Doc, you’re killin’ me this morning!!! (I know how to use the apostrophe.)

Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

Ann Anderson's avatar

I'm not one to spread rumors (ha-ha! as if) but Preznit is neither in the West Wing nor the golf course and the roads around Walter Reed were closed for hours. I wonder what the Easter Bunny put in our casket - uh, I mean basket.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Be still my beating heart 💓 please be right

Polly Sears's avatar

Also the Air Space!!

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, reading Donald’s Easter greetings this morning… all warm and fuzzy from a guy who was praised the other day being compared to Jesus by Mullah Paula White, a speaker in tongues, a grifter and getting taxpayer $ and an office in the WH. I’ve said this previously…..

“And now he is gone, Lord he’s gone, He’s gone, like that old steam locomotive rolling in down the track.. he’s gone, gone, gone and nothing is going to bring him back….. He’s gone” R. Hunter&J Garcia… Best all who celebrate this Easter holiday.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I truly despise Paula White

I reserve for her my unbridled spite

She’s a charlatan fake

Trying so hard to make

All the blood money in sight

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc.. you’re prose nailed it as usual.. Happy Easter

HI2thDoc's avatar

You too, Fredo. You playing golf with your fake Xtian MAGA turds?

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Funny u should mention that.. My small group has joined a larger group..it’s about 24 guys now.. no political talk during the round, but after? This crew doesn’t eat lunch they drink.. I usually take off after the money is awarded..I don’t drink for medical reasons and I do not care to be around drunk MAGAs. My other golf group of “no MAGAs allowed” is disbanding for the summer… I live in an area where a number of folks are snowbirds, our development clears out close to 50%..

Dave Drell's avatar

They prob all in Church praying to their one God- DONALD DOOFUS DRUMPF

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Somewhere on Substack, someone was suggesting the "DT Death Day" playlist. The first music I'll play will be on my car horn to alert the neighborhood, but there were all sorts of good suggestions, "At Last" by Etta James, "Goldfinger," "Here Comes the Sun," "No One Mourns the Wicked," "Fuck You" by Ceelo, "Requiem pour un con" by Serge Gainsborough. For some reason I think "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie and "Celebrate" by Kool and the Gang would be part of the mix...

Polly Sears's avatar

Celebrate and Gone at Last are my picks! Thanks for the great suggestions!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Maybe someone will write new lyrics for Fuck You and re-record it

Robert Eckert's avatar

"Swan Lake" is the traditional

SethTriggs's avatar

Wow did America's Pilonidal Cyst sure have a gusher! Good thing for him he isn't a Democrat...consequences would happen to him! I guess his cultists love this post from him (that Blotto von Bismarck wrote surely for him.)

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

"Blotto von Bismarck"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Irascible Ink's avatar

America's Pilonidal Cyst! 😂

Susie's avatar

Damn! “Good thing for him he isn't a Democrat...consequences would happen to him!” That’s BRILLIANT! So so good. So so good. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Susan Niemann's avatar

Cant decide if I want him to die right now, or have him removed from office and tossed in prison. His post this morning is out of control. The country is out of control.

Congress? Anyone? HELP!

Cathy Wray's avatar

I don't want an easy way out for him... the 25th , then a massive stroke. He can hear everything but cannot respond in any way. The chef's kiss 💋.

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

arne link's avatar

I say we end it now. We can do the necessary clean-up afterwards.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Someone suggested if he dies, we cant get the billions he's stolen which I suggest be used to repair the damage he's done. So I agree...now would be great.

arne link's avatar

I doubt that we will ever see those billions again.

Dave Drell's avatar

Swing him by the rope - in front of the SCOTUS -

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

Then put him in a large Hefty Bag and toss him into a landfill.

Paula Dean's avatar

Ik,R? Electrocution, or sharks?

Irascible Ink's avatar

Sharks. Definitely sharks. The scene from Jaws the novel, where the shark surfaces with Hooper in its mouth and Brody ends up just shooting Hooper in the neck.

I want to be Brody. While singing 🎶farewell and adieu to my fair fascist Hades...🎶

Susan Niemann's avatar

All of the above. HA!

Polly Sears's avatar

The Hague - then the noose. With his bros, Putin and Bebe!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I really want to see him face prosecution... I agree

Dave Drell's avatar

There’s a hilarious meme where sailors are tossing Drumpf overboard into the ocean. Hilarious!

Dave Drell's avatar

it’s on substack

Nora's avatar

The Hague, with Jack Smith presiding.

CMChambers's avatar

How about a messy crushing trial, prison in Gen-Pop and THEN some type of incident with a bed sheet?

Susan Niemann's avatar

I like the way you think.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I would have preferred that he be imprisoned four years ago, but it is too late now. We need him dead as soon as possible.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

A quiet death in his sleep is too good for him.

Impeachment, trial, conviction, and jail is the preferred path. I understand that will make him a martyr to MAGA, but they are a minority and can not control this narrative.

Susan Niemann's avatar

100% He needs to live long enough for all that. But right now, I wish the GOP would grow a pair and enact the 25th...because the felon is off his rocker.

arne link's avatar

Yes, he is truly insane now.

Skepticat's avatar

When is Preznit Fuckwit NOT about to do something really bone-crushingly stupid?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The number of people who mix up "rain," "rein," and "reign" is truly appalling.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Also you're and your. That's extremely irritating .

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I sometimes make that mistake and when I catch it I immediately correct it if I can. I know the difference, but sometimes what I type and what I THOUGHT I typed are not the same thing.

Irascible Ink's avatar

Its and it's. And I find that simply being exposed to the growing piss poor grammer of online illiterates is causing me to sometimes make the same mistakes! Gah!

Irascible Ink's avatar

See?? Right there: "grammer"? WTF, Ink? Hey, at least I used the correct "there". 🤓

Cathy Wray's avatar

🤣 I didn't even notice!!!

Punkette's avatar

Happy belated Ostara, Wendy! May your heart bloom like spring flowers, and your spirit dance with the hares. 🐇🌷

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Punkette , the mother always gives every season :)

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Here in Atlanta , my azaleas and dogwoods are bracting crazily

The blessing of the Mother Earth awakening from her slumber

Joyce's avatar

Upper New York--crocus and snowdrops blooming! Daffodils and hyacinths on the way! After the well deserved rest of winter.....

Punkette's avatar

She certainly does, dear Wendy! Today’s gift is the blooming wild cacti in the wilderness behind my home, here in the high desert of SoCal. Those vivid pops of magenta in the green and brown landscape make my heart sing! Hugs to you! 💖

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Why, our roses are putting on a show that belies how little they cost, and the nicotania is up as is the wisteria, and the orchid cactus is preparing a series of magnificent blooms. Takes my mind off of shit, it does.

Punkette's avatar

Richard, how lovely! Enjoy the show. Flowers truly do soothe the soul. And I can smell your nicotiana from here!

Ginny Hall's avatar

The daffodils are out here in western NY, and it's going to snow in the next couple of days. The daffs won't care, they're used to enduring and bouncing back. We need to be like the daffodils.

Punkette's avatar

How beautiful, Ginny! My mum grows daffodils too (in Virginia) and they truly do herald spring and Eastertime. Stay warm!

arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer.