Sadly, unless a bucket of chicken, a Big Mac, or perhaps his pal Putin finds an open window suitable for yeating a useless, old malodorous codpiece out of, then we’re stuck with an unctuous MSM’s fealty, and a duplicitous wastrel for another 4 years Connie!!
It appears as if Couchfuck McGee has been replaced by Sissy SpaceX.
Which?
Hilarious.
I can’t wait until these two throw down. Sissy SpaceX is ineligible to be VP, since he was born in South Africa, even through he’s a citizen. So the Orange Shitstain has made him sort of a VP by proxy, leaving Couchfuck out in the, um, cold.
Since I’d given up on Merrick Garland, I was hoping for Judge Merchan to enable Orange Fuckwit to start his corrupt presidency behind bars. So what if it’s unprecedented? Donny should be unpresidented.
My father was a fairly powerful attorney, who always told me “the law is fractured beyond repair, the damage isn’t likely to be repaired for decades”…simply put, my family of attorneys have professed”!he law is no good” Kay-EI!! I wasn’t expecting Trump to ever be held accountable for his lifetime of criminal behavior!!
Having worked in the legal field for many years (not a lawyer but play one in my head), the number of laws that are not in favor of Everyman is staggering. Those that are can be overturned by corrupt judges. There is much truth in what your dad says, Patrick.
I agree!! When I first saw how everything from the very beginning with couchfuck was already going south I knew they were all in his pocket..even with comey, etc.
BTW, Jeff, when it comes time for Trump to have his wrist slapped, he just sends Eric. They give him a piece of paper and he reads, “Yes Ma'm, I'm Mr Trump."
Maybe I'm erroneously defending Judge Merchan. He, staff & family IIRC have been receiving death threats since the trial. Whatever Merchan sentences turd to, incl. all the contempt charges for running his mouth, turd will appeal to corrupt SCOTUS to be dismissed. If jailed, maga will unleash violence across the U.S. But "no man is above the law" -- let maga kill & riot, only to have SC dismiss? Heads you win, tails I lose.
I honestly thought Trump would be nabbed this time for this case. But I also was positive he would lose. It’s the documents case that fries me the most. What he did was treason and frankly, he should have been convicted and if not hanged, sent to prison for the rest of his miserable life.
Is there a statite of limitations on stuff like the documents case? Eternal optimist that I am, in 2028 maybe people will be so sick of the GOP that they vote in Dems, Jack Smith is reappointed, and Dumpy goes back on trial.
I once had a co-worker who used to go into the stairwell and scream. I think most of us just thought he was a little off, but when I asked him about it, it totally made sense. A way to relieve the stress.
Rats! I have some dying fluency in two non-English languages but I’m not NEARLY fluent enough in their curse words. I can remedy that in one language pretty easily so I’ll start with that. I wish I knew someone who spoke Arabic; I’ve been told their curses are exceptionally profound!
It isn't cancellation. Keep that in mind. It's clear he wants to get the motion to dismiss on immunity out of the way, and absent a dismissal the thing will still be sitting there after trump leaves office.
I'm thinking that his handlers will "martyr" him and he will become an object of worship for all the Evangelicals. Just imagine the sale of magic amulets and so on.
I don't think even these Extremes would go for immunity for a president in an unconstitutional third term. If there IS still an Extreme Court, of course.
But he will haunt the country for a very long time 👻👻 (sorry, my emoji list only has smiley ghosts)
Trump won't be around in four years, maybe not in two years. He'll be dead or in a care home playing with himself. However, Vance and whomever he picks for VP will be as bad.
Here's another one -- or maybe I've had my head in the sand too long. Ms McMahon not only enabled a predator to work with young men/boys, but her HUSBAND is a predator, too! Check two boxes for McMahon hanging out with young students as Sec/Ed:
Vince McMahon faces an ongoing federal investigation by the Southern District of New York into allegations that he used his position at the helm of WWE to commit and conceal sexual abuse and trafficking, according to a person familiar with the case who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a law enforcement probe. Securities and Exchange Commission filings by WWE’s parent company, TKO Group Holdings, show McMahon agreed to pay $14.6 million in connection to “allegations of misconduct” — money the Wall Street Journal reported was promised to women who accused him of sexual misconduct between 2006 and 2022. Vince McMahon also has been sued by a former WWE employee, Janel Grant, who is accusing him of sexual assault and of trafficking her to other men. (Washington Post -- yes, I subscribed again, because I miss the GOOD reporters there.)
"Trump is not likely to be sentenced until after the end of Defendant’s upcoming presidential term.”
He didn't go peacefully after the end of his first term. If his weird body can hold out until 2028, no way he would go out without a fight if he faced sentencing.
If he wimps out, I will not be even a little surprised. It already appears to me he’s wimping and has been wimping all along!! I knew this was going to happen because they’re are all scared shitless of the big shitstain!
for as long as I've been writing this daily thing, posts about Matt Gaetz have consistently been the worst-performing — down in all metrics: pageviews, likes, comments, social media clickthroughs and new subscription signups. I have no idea why.
with luck, this will be the last time I ever have to write about the guy
Gaetz is every revolting salesman you were ever forced to spend a minute with—all of them rolled into one. The fact that ANY woman is willing to "do it" with him is beyond my capacity to understand. He is truly Mr Yuck. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
To me he looks like the stereotypical evangelical preacher, the one that begs you to send him money so that he can do God's work using a private jet and a yacht.
A hat tip to the meager FOUR Republican senators who opposed Gaetz's nomination -- Lisa Murkowski, Suzanne Collins, John Curtis, and Mitch McConnell (who will not run for another term and has nothing to lose). But shame and shade on all the other sniveling "okay with corruption" cowards in the GOP who just went along to get along.
What's lost in the Gaetz ongoing news, are the reports he repeatedly showed pics of his sexual exploits on the House floor to other Reps. Not a single Rep. thought OMG, this is a red flag Ethics issue, I'm reporting it. 🪳🪳🪳
When the frozen face picture started trending I happened to have an appointment with my wonderful Botox aesthetician and I shared a laugh and she told me it had been making it rounds as memes in the injector community that were BRUTAL
People like Gaetz just don't disappear. He's had wayyyy too much media attention and power to just sliver away quietly into the night. I don't hold any hope that the MAGAs in Florida wouldn't elect this POS for their governor when DeSantis can't run again. If the posts have been the worst performing, it may be that people are just exhausted by this clown. He's been in the news for years and he started out as a nobody. And the accusations of him being a drugged up pedophile have been around too. Maybe people are just sick of hearing about him. Not your fault. Unless he gets hit by a truck, this won't be the last we hear of Gaetz.
Well, Jeff, for me, I didn’t write much on watergates because having taught middle school for 36 years, gates behavior was just like my male students in the rough schools. And surprisingly those young men were actually nice just full of antics. I didn’t dislike them, they were always around to pick my classroom door lock for me after lunch when I forgot and left my key in the room. They came back to see me years later. In some cases they were just following their family’s business. They were entrepreneurs. They were nice and good hearted. Just outlaws. Saw gates the same way. Trump is waaaaaay worse. Baby. Fucker. Creep.
I wrote this after watching Gaetz strut around Capitol Hill like he was someone important. Everytime I see his smirking face it triggers my PTSD....
If you’ve ever been to a fraternity party…you know Matt Gaetz. There was always one there. The obnoxious blowhard that thought he was God’s gift to women. The bullshit artist surrounded by his posse of “lesser” wingmen. The creep that undressed you with his beady eyes. The one who plied you with “Green Goddamn” grain alcohol that he most likely added a little something extra to. The one you tried so hard to hide from…but he would always find you…because to him…your rejection was just you being coy. There was nothing in his brain that could comprehend you wouldn’t want him…that the mere thought of him touching you would make you throw up faster than any amount of “punch” ever could. It was probably the first time you came into contact with a professional narcissist bully predator and unfortunately wasn’t your last. And if you did manage to escape his grasp…you were labeled a frigid bitch or an ugly slut…or “not his type”. I was asked many times by many Matt Gaetz’s what my fucking problem was…and they…unable to take a deep dive in a shallow pond… couldn’t fathom that the problem was them.
In some respects, it's great that his "Plan B" is a corrupt incompetent from the deep recesses of the Trump swamp. Don't worry about Matt Gaetz though -a couple of seasons of "Dancing with the Stars" and he will have "rehabilitated himself" and be ready for a Senate run. Florida has proven they will elect anyone.
For the life of me, I can't figure out what dirt trump or his cronies have on Lindsay Graham. The rumors are rampant that he is gay, but so what? No one gives a rat's ass. Is he the head of a drug cartel? Is he diddling little kids? Is he funneling govt money into his own pockets? Every time he shoves his nose up Trump's ass, my mind wanders into the darkness wondering what his dirty little secret is.
You're talking about religious southerners. There is no reasoning as far as their thought process. They never got over losing the Civil War and that mind set has been there since 1865 passed down through the generations.
Kids. I'd bet my car that it's pedophilia and/or rape that they've got on him. That is one thing, that with normal people, not MAGAs, that people will not tolerate. No one cares anymore if you're gay, beat your wife, a drunk or drug addict. That's not enough to ruin your career. But pedophilia or trafficking minor boys would be. That's to me what the Russians have on Trump. Minor girls and/or trafficking. I'm sure the money laundering and Russian mafia ties complete that package. But it's always the kids.
Being accused of covering it up is bad enough, but not as bad as you actually doing the rape/molestation yourself. Look at Jim Jordan. Heads a committee and he has been accused of covering up the wrestling scandal. Nothing's happened to him.
While I’m so glad the missing link won’t be AG, having him thrown out of the mix is sort of seeing deck chair thrown off the Titanic. There’s still an endless supply of filth, criminality, corruption, and loyalty to the Sociopath-elect. That Fox News host needs to be the next one to be thrown overboard.
Put me in office. I say that for every illegal contribution, the IRS fine shall be TWICE the amount of the illegal payment, not 10%…that’s a BS slap on the wrist.
Thanks for reminding us that Tomi still exists. Oy, that shiksa be whack.
It used to be said that Senators considered themselves above presidents; after all, their place in govt was for decades, not just a term or two. Should be moderately interesting to see how internecine rivalry plays out in this era where they fear physical assault from their own party’s voters.
All of this chaos is a result of our broken political system. The two party system is toxic. Citizens United is the gasoline. Our electoral college is outdated and based in racism. Democrats give and Republicans take it away. It's fucking broken. We're about to see how bad it really is. So, I'm going to focus on untangling my goddamn Christmas lights for now. Fuck it all!!
Ditto. Christmas is a gift grab for kids. I told them Santa Claus was just a story and they of course told the kids at school. Unhappy classmates. Never told them it was religious.
I always did the tree and gifts for the kids. It's fun. Wish my grandkids could be with me, but they aren't close and do have their own fun, so all is good. Lucky you.
My husband has been on a mission to find replacement bulbs. My favorite thing is when I test these fuckers 5x, hang them, and then the lights go out in the middle. I just love it.😱 😖
Once tariffs cause price increases and deportations affect the food supply, I predict Trump voters will look for “Who made me vote for this?!” Because admitting mistakes doesn’t sit well, and “I should have known better” is not the most common response.
Trump isn't the Commander in Chief yet, and the clown show is already swirling menacingly in stupidity, malice, greed, and incompetence. So fucking exhausting.
I have been here since Truman and I didn't vote for Putin. What Trump has on anyone doesn't mean shit. It is what Putin has on Trump. Posting his immigrant wife's nudes on Russian TV and reminding him about his "duties" is what Putin did. No congrats from the one who is both smart and ruthless enough to want to be the Antichrist. Trump is only a befuddled disaster.
I didn't vote for Putin. I hope that all the people in Arkansas that voted Republican don't have to find out what it's like to be part of the Soviet "Union".
How much of that was in the news? I know - silly question. But when I think back on the whole Helsinki debacle and the look on Trump's face when he & Putin came out to the cameras.......like he'd just swallowed something extremely disagreeable. Too disgusting? As disgusting as we've all felt since that escalator ride. Welcome to the Putin States of America.
Putin made him swallow to seal the deal. trump demanded his translator’s notes, the only person in the room with trump and Putin , and then burned them I’m quite sure.
He looked like he’d just spent an hour in the Principal’s office and got 15 licks with a large paddle.
I was born when Harry was in the WH too. Master move by Vlad - humiliating the incoming prez's wife on Russian state TV with nude pix. Yes, I know the pix had been around awhile, but I doubt that most people outside of the US paid any attention to them when they were first on the internet. Certainly not people in Russia at the time. I'm not a behavioral psychologist or diplomat, but I knew immediately that was his "I got you and don't you forget it". Notice not a PEEP out of Trump that his wife was humiliated in front of the world by Putin. As Harris said it best, Putin would eat you for lunch. I think the move was Putin having a little snack. Lunch is yet to come.
Well..wouldn't you know!! Another NOT SO LILY WHITE PICK! ONE HAND WASHES THE OTHER PAM BONDI! Also there is the mysterious matter of JEFFREY EPSTEIN . He openly operated his " business " in SOUTH FLORIDA . Then ,when shit hit the fan ..guess what!! All of the sudden..not a peep out of PAM..The entire matter thrown into the EVERGLADES SWAMP..never to be mentioned again in PALM EACH & in the AG 's office!! Too dirty for all those manicured ,botoxed SOCIETY of SOUTH FLORIDA. So, Pam has a few questions to be asked...
People seem to forget the Epstein factor in everything that’s been happening with Trump… Bill Barr authorized the raid on Epstein’s home, where photographs, video and a plethora of evidence was obviously taken and handed to Trump, allowing his get out of jail free card! SCOTUS certainly went out of their way to protect Trump, which begs an important question, one that only two tyrannical treacherous traitors can answer, Barr and the execrable wastrel Robert!
Totally agree with you. The other report that I will always disagree with is that Oswald was the lone wolf who killed JFK. 61 years ago today- I was in science class when we heard the news.
as always, news breaks while I'm busy writing these posts.
Trump’s hush money sentencing is postponed indefinitely, judge says "
https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/22/politics/trumps-hush-money-sentencing-is-postponed-indefinitely-judge-says
please don't wimp out on us, Judge Merchan
I am so fucking sick of him getting away with everything. I am so fucking sick of him, period. 😡
Sadly, unless a bucket of chicken, a Big Mac, or perhaps his pal Putin finds an open window suitable for yeating a useless, old malodorous codpiece out of, then we’re stuck with an unctuous MSM’s fealty, and a duplicitous wastrel for another 4 years Connie!!
And we’re stuck with Couchfuck. There’s no upside here
It appears as if Couchfuck McGee has been replaced by Sissy SpaceX.
Which?
Hilarious.
I can’t wait until these two throw down. Sissy SpaceX is ineligible to be VP, since he was born in South Africa, even through he’s a citizen. So the Orange Shitstain has made him sort of a VP by proxy, leaving Couchfuck out in the, um, cold.
None Joseph!!
Couchfuck was let out of his cell to smile & strut around with rapey mcforehead in Congress the day before rapey bowed out.
Right? 😑
Vlad probably worried about the yoooge crater in the Moscow sidewalk that would result if the obese shitbag took a header out a window
Probably HI2, orange rotting lab created meat, splattered on a cratered sidewalk would likely attract a large population of vermin issue as well!
Couchfuck is going to be doing all the work of the Heritage Foundation behind the scenes as was always planned.
you and every fucking one of us, Connie!!
I get sicker by the second of this MF’R!!
💯 %agree with you!
Since I’d given up on Merrick Garland, I was hoping for Judge Merchan to enable Orange Fuckwit to start his corrupt presidency behind bars. So what if it’s unprecedented? Donny should be unpresidented.
My father was a fairly powerful attorney, who always told me “the law is fractured beyond repair, the damage isn’t likely to be repaired for decades”…simply put, my family of attorneys have professed”!he law is no good” Kay-EI!! I wasn’t expecting Trump to ever be held accountable for his lifetime of criminal behavior!!
Having worked in the legal field for many years (not a lawyer but play one in my head), the number of laws that are not in favor of Everyman is staggering. Those that are can be overturned by corrupt judges. There is much truth in what your dad says, Patrick.
We live in a corrupt oligarchy. And we're entering the Amerikkkan Dark Age.
I’m unafraid so, Steve. Set up a network of close friends you trust without question and create a secret communication system of gestures.
You mean like charades?
Is Trump likely to avoid paying the judgement against him for defaming E Jean Harris?
I agree!! When I first saw how everything from the very beginning with couchfuck was already going south I knew they were all in his pocket..even with comey, etc.
Good one Kay-El!
Big props for the wordplay, Kay-El.
Much obliged, Denise.
Justice DENIED!
BTW, Jeff, when it comes time for Trump to have his wrist slapped, he just sends Eric. They give him a piece of paper and he reads, “Yes Ma'm, I'm Mr Trump."
DAMN IT. He always gets away with it. We are such a corrupt fucking country.
Reviewing the Epstein case will certainly bring pause Susan!
Merchan must have been seriously threatened with physical harm. If not, then he's a coward.
Maybe I'm erroneously defending Judge Merchan. He, staff & family IIRC have been receiving death threats since the trial. Whatever Merchan sentences turd to, incl. all the contempt charges for running his mouth, turd will appeal to corrupt SCOTUS to be dismissed. If jailed, maga will unleash violence across the U.S. But "no man is above the law" -- let maga kill & riot, only to have SC dismiss? Heads you win, tails I lose.
I thought state legal decisions could not be appealed to the Supreme Court?
I believe you are correct. However, it could be appealed to NY state’s highest court and that decision would stand.
Except under certain circumstances. IANAL, but per my reading, TMURP could at least try an appeal to SCOTUS.
I think there has to be federal issues involved to do that. Not to say he wouldn’t try
Catch 22
The legal and political systems are full of ignoble poltroons Linda!!
I honestly thought Trump would be nabbed this time for this case. But I also was positive he would lose. It’s the documents case that fries me the most. What he did was treason and frankly, he should have been convicted and if not hanged, sent to prison for the rest of his miserable life.
Is there a statite of limitations on stuff like the documents case? Eternal optimist that I am, in 2028 maybe people will be so sick of the GOP that they vote in Dems, Jack Smith is reappointed, and Dumpy goes back on trial.
Jeff, maybe we need an EIETMOO zoom where we all just scream into the void together for an hour.
I once had a co-worker who used to go into the stairwell and scream. I think most of us just thought he was a little off, but when I asked him about it, it totally made sense. A way to relieve the stress.
I've known people who have gone through "Primal Scream Therapy" (Gestalt) - always seemed a little weird, but 'twas claimed to have helped.
I haven’t tried it yet Kay-Ei, but my tirade of multiple language curse verse provides a near Xanax effect!
Rats! I have some dying fluency in two non-English languages but I’m not NEARLY fluent enough in their curse words. I can remedy that in one language pretty easily so I’ll start with that. I wish I knew someone who spoke Arabic; I’ve been told their curses are exceptionally profound!
It isn't cancellation. Keep that in mind. It's clear he wants to get the motion to dismiss on immunity out of the way, and absent a dismissal the thing will still be sitting there after trump leaves office.
He'll never leave , unless he's dead, & even then it's questionable. 😫
I'm thinking that his handlers will "martyr" him and he will become an object of worship for all the Evangelicals. Just imagine the sale of magic amulets and so on.
Ha! The worship of relics and saints was part of the reason for the Protestant Reformation.
I don't think even these Extremes would go for immunity for a president in an unconstitutional third term. If there IS still an Extreme Court, of course.
But he will haunt the country for a very long time 👻👻 (sorry, my emoji list only has smiley ghosts)
Curious thoughts Kristy… could there be a Trump doctrine of post mortem law??
How likely is he to leave office Susan?
Knowing what we do, it’s rather dubious m!
Trump won't be around in four years, maybe not in two years. He'll be dead or in a care home playing with himself. However, Vance and whomever he picks for VP will be as bad.
He’s not doing well in the cognitive department. I’ve wondered if he’ll even make it to two years. Let’s not borrow trouble.
I fear that Merchan will cave and dismiss the charges.
Because of course.
Colour me disgusted yet again Jeff!!
Fuck!
FFUUUCCCKKK !!!!
Here's another one -- or maybe I've had my head in the sand too long. Ms McMahon not only enabled a predator to work with young men/boys, but her HUSBAND is a predator, too! Check two boxes for McMahon hanging out with young students as Sec/Ed:
Vince McMahon faces an ongoing federal investigation by the Southern District of New York into allegations that he used his position at the helm of WWE to commit and conceal sexual abuse and trafficking, according to a person familiar with the case who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a law enforcement probe. Securities and Exchange Commission filings by WWE’s parent company, TKO Group Holdings, show McMahon agreed to pay $14.6 million in connection to “allegations of misconduct” — money the Wall Street Journal reported was promised to women who accused him of sexual misconduct between 2006 and 2022. Vince McMahon also has been sued by a former WWE employee, Janel Grant, who is accusing him of sexual assault and of trafficking her to other men. (Washington Post -- yes, I subscribed again, because I miss the GOOD reporters there.)
"Trump is not likely to be sentenced until after the end of Defendant’s upcoming presidential term.”
He didn't go peacefully after the end of his first term. If his weird body can hold out until 2028, no way he would go out without a fight if he faced sentencing.
Whelp, today's headline is no news to readers.
If he wimps out, I will not be even a little surprised. It already appears to me he’s wimping and has been wimping all along!! I knew this was going to happen because they’re are all scared shitless of the big shitstain!
Run scared little ass kissers!!
here's a weird fact:
for as long as I've been writing this daily thing, posts about Matt Gaetz have consistently been the worst-performing — down in all metrics: pageviews, likes, comments, social media clickthroughs and new subscription signups. I have no idea why.
with luck, this will be the last time I ever have to write about the guy
Gaetz is every revolting salesman you were ever forced to spend a minute with—all of them rolled into one. The fact that ANY woman is willing to "do it" with him is beyond my capacity to understand. He is truly Mr Yuck. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Nonsense Kathleen. For some giddy kiddies, doing it with Gaetz on a pool table only takes two ‘V’ words—and one of them is Venmo.
Yes, the other words are "free drugs"
Paying for it is a clue
To me he looks like the stereotypical evangelical preacher, the one that begs you to send him money so that he can do God's work using a private jet and a yacht.
Lacking a female perspective here Kathleen, but I concur!!
Just seeing his freak show face is nausea inducing🤢
A hat tip to the meager FOUR Republican senators who opposed Gaetz's nomination -- Lisa Murkowski, Suzanne Collins, John Curtis, and Mitch McConnell (who will not run for another term and has nothing to lose). But shame and shade on all the other sniveling "okay with corruption" cowards in the GOP who just went along to get along.
What's lost in the Gaetz ongoing news, are the reports he repeatedly showed pics of his sexual exploits on the House floor to other Reps. Not a single Rep. thought OMG, this is a red flag Ethics issue, I'm reporting it. 🪳🪳🪳
Gross people😡
Because that fucker taints every thing associated with him.
That fucker is a taint
The chess board comment is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks! You are a national treasure
No no no, please. Just seeing the words, Rapey McForehead makes my day
My favorite part of the article! 😂😂
"Christ on a crustacean" is right up there. My Saturday isn't complete until I read Jeff's current perch for Jesus.
He's butt ugly and botox didn't help. His own party hates his guts. Let hom go back to the swamp.
I think it was Jon Stewart who said Gaetz is what resulted from Frankenstein raping Dracula.
When the frozen face picture started trending I happened to have an appointment with my wonderful Botox aesthetician and I shared a laugh and she told me it had been making it rounds as memes in the injector community that were BRUTAL
It’s really easy to understand.
We don’t want to risk getting his Kooties.
People like Gaetz just don't disappear. He's had wayyyy too much media attention and power to just sliver away quietly into the night. I don't hold any hope that the MAGAs in Florida wouldn't elect this POS for their governor when DeSantis can't run again. If the posts have been the worst performing, it may be that people are just exhausted by this clown. He's been in the news for years and he started out as a nobody. And the accusations of him being a drugged up pedophile have been around too. Maybe people are just sick of hearing about him. Not your fault. Unless he gets hit by a truck, this won't be the last we hear of Gaetz.
WHAT ABOUT NESTOR?? WHERE IS NESTOR?! 🤯
We know he’ll weasel his way back into the ring of fire sure as shit Jeff, c.‘est la vie!!
Lawrence last night posted Gaetz doesn't want to be in Congress, he wants FL Gov job in the 2026 election.
*posited
Just like fellow weasel and disgraced Congressman George Santos who showed up to defend Matt Fivehead Gaetz yesterday.
With fronds like that, who needs an enema? (Punchline to an old joke)
Agreed. Scum like this doesn't just slip down the drain.
Well, Jeff, for me, I didn’t write much on watergates because having taught middle school for 36 years, gates behavior was just like my male students in the rough schools. And surprisingly those young men were actually nice just full of antics. I didn’t dislike them, they were always around to pick my classroom door lock for me after lunch when I forgot and left my key in the room. They came back to see me years later. In some cases they were just following their family’s business. They were entrepreneurs. They were nice and good hearted. Just outlaws. Saw gates the same way. Trump is waaaaaay worse. Baby. Fucker. Creep.
Gaetz wasn't ready for the big leagues, so he was sent back down to the minors.
I wrote this after watching Gaetz strut around Capitol Hill like he was someone important. Everytime I see his smirking face it triggers my PTSD....
If you’ve ever been to a fraternity party…you know Matt Gaetz. There was always one there. The obnoxious blowhard that thought he was God’s gift to women. The bullshit artist surrounded by his posse of “lesser” wingmen. The creep that undressed you with his beady eyes. The one who plied you with “Green Goddamn” grain alcohol that he most likely added a little something extra to. The one you tried so hard to hide from…but he would always find you…because to him…your rejection was just you being coy. There was nothing in his brain that could comprehend you wouldn’t want him…that the mere thought of him touching you would make you throw up faster than any amount of “punch” ever could. It was probably the first time you came into contact with a professional narcissist bully predator and unfortunately wasn’t your last. And if you did manage to escape his grasp…you were labeled a frigid bitch or an ugly slut…or “not his type”. I was asked many times by many Matt Gaetz’s what my fucking problem was…and they…unable to take a deep dive in a shallow pond… couldn’t fathom that the problem was them.
100%. All women have had to deal with a Matt Gaetz in their life
Nothing that a sharp Bolo knife wouldn't fix.
Right on the money!
Perfect rant for frat boys who look like Max Headroom Susan!!
😂😂
🎯🎯🎯 Almost screamed at TV seeing jd and Gaetz walking around Halls of OUR Congress like they were kings. F'ING losers.
Almost exactly the conversation I had with my guy this morning. 👍🏼
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you Jeff.
In some respects, it's great that his "Plan B" is a corrupt incompetent from the deep recesses of the Trump swamp. Don't worry about Matt Gaetz though -a couple of seasons of "Dancing with the Stars" and he will have "rehabilitated himself" and be ready for a Senate run. Florida has proven they will elect anyone.
I wish there had been a Plan B for his mother.
GREAT comment!
Marcie...Bada-Boom!
No shit and Pervey's dad will be there to hold his hand every step of the way.
With his stacks of money to bail his skeevy son out of the next trainwreck.
Exactly George!!
For the life of me, I can't figure out what dirt trump or his cronies have on Lindsay Graham. The rumors are rampant that he is gay, but so what? No one gives a rat's ass. Is he the head of a drug cartel? Is he diddling little kids? Is he funneling govt money into his own pockets? Every time he shoves his nose up Trump's ass, my mind wanders into the darkness wondering what his dirty little secret is.
That's what I was coming on here to ask! What do they have on him????
I think Lindsey is into little boys and the orange clown has proof.
And how does he keep getting elected? Surely his constituents can see what a dirt bag Graham is. 🤦♀️
You're talking about religious southerners. There is no reasoning as far as their thought process. They never got over losing the Civil War and that mind set has been there since 1865 passed down through the generations.
Ignorance answers most questions regarding GOP leadership Susan!
Yes. Total ignorance of what love is.
The shadow government of “the good ole boys” is alive and well. I see it in every institution in my small southern town.
Political machinery. Same as Ted Cruz.
Susan, please. They believe don’t ask don’t tell.
Kids. I'd bet my car that it's pedophilia and/or rape that they've got on him. That is one thing, that with normal people, not MAGAs, that people will not tolerate. No one cares anymore if you're gay, beat your wife, a drunk or drug addict. That's not enough to ruin your career. But pedophilia or trafficking minor boys would be. That's to me what the Russians have on Trump. Minor girls and/or trafficking. I'm sure the money laundering and Russian mafia ties complete that package. But it's always the kids.
Doesn't seem to be hurting Linda McMahon yet, though.
Being accused of covering it up is bad enough, but not as bad as you actually doing the rape/molestation yourself. Look at Jim Jordan. Heads a committee and he has been accused of covering up the wrestling scandal. Nothing's happened to him.
All the best people. Sheesh!
to paraphrase Edwin Edwards, "either a dead little girl or a live boy"
... or quite possibly some sort of farm animal.
Well except for the fact that the gqp supposedly hates anyone in the LGBTQ community 🤷
Gotta be little kids. But I hope I’m alive long enough to find out
I am determined to outlive the orange turd.
While I’m so glad the missing link won’t be AG, having him thrown out of the mix is sort of seeing deck chair thrown off the Titanic. There’s still an endless supply of filth, criminality, corruption, and loyalty to the Sociopath-elect. That Fox News host needs to be the next one to be thrown overboard.
Put me in office. I say that for every illegal contribution, the IRS fine shall be TWICE the amount of the illegal payment, not 10%…that’s a BS slap on the wrist.
I couldn’t believe it was only 10% where’s the punishment? That makes the grift profitable!
So what Matt wants Matt doesn’t Gaetz.
And the reason Matt doesn't Gaetz is that he Got way too much and paid for it with Venmo.
I’m applauding you right now 🙌
LOL!
Ya really have to wonder what kompromat central casting in fascistville has on Lady Lindsay...
It has to be a lot and there's probably a video that anus lips has stashed just in case Lindsey's ass kissing starts to slow down.
Kompromat, American Style!
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Trump, Epstein, Graham threesome perhaps, Donnie’s often been suspected, Epstein and Lindsay swing any which way they happen to find opportunity!
Little boys.
Lindsey is no lady, Dame now.
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Lady Lindsay 🤣
Thanks for reminding us that Tomi still exists. Oy, that shiksa be whack.
It used to be said that Senators considered themselves above presidents; after all, their place in govt was for decades, not just a term or two. Should be moderately interesting to see how internecine rivalry plays out in this era where they fear physical assault from their own party’s voters.
All of this chaos is a result of our broken political system. The two party system is toxic. Citizens United is the gasoline. Our electoral college is outdated and based in racism. Democrats give and Republicans take it away. It's fucking broken. We're about to see how bad it really is. So, I'm going to focus on untangling my goddamn Christmas lights for now. Fuck it all!!
How I miss Robin Williams, he left us all an unlimited supply of good ol’ Fukitol
We really need George Carlin !
I hate untangling xmas lights.
I hate christmas. 😒
Ditto. Christmas is a gift grab for kids. I told them Santa Claus was just a story and they of course told the kids at school. Unhappy classmates. Never told them it was religious.
I've got little grandkids. It's for them. That's funny about Santa. I usually say that about the Bible.😄
I always did the tree and gifts for the kids. It's fun. Wish my grandkids could be with me, but they aren't close and do have their own fun, so all is good. Lucky you.
My husband has been on a mission to find replacement bulbs. My favorite thing is when I test these fuckers 5x, hang them, and then the lights go out in the middle. I just love it.😱 😖
If you had no anger when you start, you’ll have rage before you’re done. The only remedy is to trash them and buy new ones. Because, you’re worth it!
Lol!!! I am. Back to the store. 👍
Can you just imagine what George Carlin would say about this “president”?
Probably, “I told you so.”
He could just point to one of his rants about our government and then say I told you so.
Right on Lisa, illuminating this disaster would be beneficial!!
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Once tariffs cause price increases and deportations affect the food supply, I predict Trump voters will look for “Who made me vote for this?!” Because admitting mistakes doesn’t sit well, and “I should have known better” is not the most common response.
Nah, they will just blame the Biden administration. There is no chance of cognitive dissonance that way.
Or Obama! He still gets blamed for stuff! 🤔
We are going to hear blame Biden for years. Won't matter what it is. The same way we heard blame Obama.
Oops, didn't see you there Kimberly.
Some years back, Truth-Averse Tomi was benefitting from Obamacare, by staying on her parents' insurance when she was under 26. Hypocrisy much, Tomi?
Please remind me who Tomi is. I’m missing out!
Tomi Laren. She is or was a Faux Noise host. One of the more effed-up commentators, which is saying something.
Trump isn't the Commander in Chief yet, and the clown show is already swirling menacingly in stupidity, malice, greed, and incompetence. So fucking exhausting.
I have been here since Truman and I didn't vote for Putin. What Trump has on anyone doesn't mean shit. It is what Putin has on Trump. Posting his immigrant wife's nudes on Russian TV and reminding him about his "duties" is what Putin did. No congrats from the one who is both smart and ruthless enough to want to be the Antichrist. Trump is only a befuddled disaster.
I didn't vote for Putin. I hope that all the people in Arkansas that voted Republican don't have to find out what it's like to be part of the Soviet "Union".
How much of that was in the news? I know - silly question. But when I think back on the whole Helsinki debacle and the look on Trump's face when he & Putin came out to the cameras.......like he'd just swallowed something extremely disagreeable. Too disgusting? As disgusting as we've all felt since that escalator ride. Welcome to the Putin States of America.
I will never forget that scene. We knew right then who was in charge.
Putin made him swallow to seal the deal. trump demanded his translator’s notes, the only person in the room with trump and Putin , and then burned them I’m quite sure.
He looked like he’d just spent an hour in the Principal’s office and got 15 licks with a large paddle.
I was born when Harry was in the WH too. Master move by Vlad - humiliating the incoming prez's wife on Russian state TV with nude pix. Yes, I know the pix had been around awhile, but I doubt that most people outside of the US paid any attention to them when they were first on the internet. Certainly not people in Russia at the time. I'm not a behavioral psychologist or diplomat, but I knew immediately that was his "I got you and don't you forget it". Notice not a PEEP out of Trump that his wife was humiliated in front of the world by Putin. As Harris said it best, Putin would eat you for lunch. I think the move was Putin having a little snack. Lunch is yet to come.
Exactly, Deborah!
Well..wouldn't you know!! Another NOT SO LILY WHITE PICK! ONE HAND WASHES THE OTHER PAM BONDI! Also there is the mysterious matter of JEFFREY EPSTEIN . He openly operated his " business " in SOUTH FLORIDA . Then ,when shit hit the fan ..guess what!! All of the sudden..not a peep out of PAM..The entire matter thrown into the EVERGLADES SWAMP..never to be mentioned again in PALM EACH & in the AG 's office!! Too dirty for all those manicured ,botoxed SOCIETY of SOUTH FLORIDA. So, Pam has a few questions to be asked...
I am waiting...
People seem to forget the Epstein factor in everything that’s been happening with Trump… Bill Barr authorized the raid on Epstein’s home, where photographs, video and a plethora of evidence was obviously taken and handed to Trump, allowing his get out of jail free card! SCOTUS certainly went out of their way to protect Trump, which begs an important question, one that only two tyrannical treacherous traitors can answer, Barr and the execrable wastrel Robert!
Pam is a useless MAGA, but I'll still take her any day over Gaetz. Gaetz was just a horrid, horrid, human being as well as a predator.
Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide…
Totally agree with you. The other report that I will always disagree with is that Oswald was the lone wolf who killed JFK. 61 years ago today- I was in science class when we heard the news.
I hope they ask her about her time as the attorney for the Scientologists. That could be interesting.
Did you notice? Even Gaetz' hair has an erection.
Yup, the Pervey pompadour hair boner.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Thats good! 😂
It's the new Viagra hair gel. Keeps your hair hard and straight for at least 4 hours.
😂😂😂
I need to take my BP and anxiety medication BEFORE I start reading shit in the news. Also, Christ on a crustacean is my new cuss phrase.
“Gaetz the fuck out of here, Matt” Loved this…Jeff mimicking a Post headline. And Rapey McForehead is PERFECT!