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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms Spouse and I had dinner with another couple last night and they asked me what I was going to write about today and I quite honestly answered 'I have no idea. everything is terrible.'

so this one is dedicated to them

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

When you have to learn about three different flavors of pedophilia to keep up with the current president, you can only hope that the next DEMOCRAATIC president will figure out how to make America GREAT again.

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skangirl's avatar

I measured my greatest successes during trump 1.0 by giving myself points for learning to spell misogyny and syphilis without multiple attempts to defeat the red dotted "you can't spell for shit" underline.

Oh, and also sycophant (though I still think it should be spelled psychofant). Now I have to learn the variants of pedophilia? My tombstone should just read, "Does spelling count?"

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Excellent! But you probably went into it with an unfair advantage because you already knew the difference between there, they’re, their and your, you’re. And that enabled you to skip MAGA remedial English and move directly into the advanced spelling class!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Has America ever been great Kathleen? Greatest at colonialism, war, greed, bigotry, hatred, sexual deviance, corruption, the list is endless! A great reason for putting this place in the rear view mirror the way I see things…

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Dave Drell's avatar

If you live in the USA and are a blockhead , you might think it’s great. To everyone else here and the entire world community, they know the score.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Don't think that - as one originally from Glasgow (Scotland) I haven't given SOME thought to this, especially knowing I have actual cousins over there...and then there's my husband's extended family in Altburg, Germany (oh no, let's not go THERE). Nothing against the good people of Germany but I'd imagine most of my time would be spent in getting into trouble with the new breed of adolph worshipers. Then again, my mortgage is paid off, my multiple fur babies' wee souls still are anchored to this lovely piece of land so I feel connected as well. I seriously think more of us good 'uns need to stay and FIGHT, not allowing 'them' an inch more.

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celeste k.'s avatar

I hope the the next DEMOCRAATICALLY appointed Attorney General will figure out how to hold trump accountable for his crimes.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Jeff, regarding the wine that pairs well with thievery and general fuckery, I think you need to look hard at the MD 20/20 for starters and finish with some Night Train Express. By the time those 2 bottles are drained, you just won’t give a fuck.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Damn, I’d forgotten all about MD2020 Walt…thanks!

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Paula Dean's avatar

I was going to suggest moose piss, but I've never had Mad Dog. Maybe they're similar?

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Paula Dean's avatar

P. S. I've never tried moose piss, either! Just wanted to clarify.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I learned of Mad Dog 20/20 during college days. As frat pledges, we were forced to drink that foul swill. I don’t think even one grape goes into that “fortified wine.”

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Dave Drell's avatar

It’s swill for sure. Drink 2 bottles and you’re praying to the porcelain gods all night long!

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Ah, Mad Dog! Memories of my high school days. Slumber parties and hanging out at the lake … and mornings after. Not all memories are good.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Great observation!

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Hmmm. I thought it was Diet Coke!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

Don't sell good old Ripple short!😂😂

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Shit. I just go straight for the liquor.

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Jerrold Marsh's avatar

How nice that things are so horrible that you never have a shortage of things to write about.

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skangirl's avatar

I miss the days when I voted for president, elected a president, then handed over the keys, saying, "See you in four years. Don't wreck the car."

I look forward to the day when I wake up without immediately wondering, "What fresh hell has he unleashed on the world since I fell asleep?"

P.S. Maybe going to sleep is the first mistake. I should've learned in 2000, when Dan Rather tucked me in and wished me "sweet dreams" after telling me that Al Gore was my president.

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Sarah's avatar

I learned back in 1972 when Nixon was re-elected that there would be no rest for any of us. The Washington Post had reported on the Watergate break in the summer before the fuck-wits voted him in again.

It was obvious who the lead criminal was, just like today.

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Declan's avatar

It seems THAT, Skangirl was the beginning of the end. (Reagan probably was but yknow). Dems needed to fight to win but as usual didnt.

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skangirl's avatar

If we needed to wait for a downright apocalyptic moment to fix things, Hillary's 3-million vote lead in the popular vote in 2016 should have clinched it. (While bashing our heads into the wall, we really need to remind ourselves that, in 2016, the majority of voters hadn't lost their damned minds.)

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Permian Extinction's avatar

Epstein Files. Don't leave that boner alone.

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P123Sunny's avatar

U N R E D A C T E D

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

You got it, Sunny!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Well look at it this way, Uncle Jeff…At least you’ll never run out of material. Glass half full. 🙄

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun fact: according to the Oxford English Dictionary, it's 'kiddie-fiddler,' and not 'kiddy-fiddler.' I googled it, because, y'know, I'm a responsible journalist and all

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/kiddie-fiddler_n?tl=true

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Linda Weide's avatar

I am glad that when I explain to my 20-year old daughter that I was sexually molested by my best friend's father when I was 5, I will correctly be using the term pedophile to describe him. The Epstein files talk, particularly the release of the Victoria Giuffre's book, "Nobody's Girl" and someone recommending I read it reminded me of my own experiences which I had forgotten about. I am sure many people are being reminded of their own experiences because of these files. They are part of a national and global trauma.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Damn… that’s over the top shocking Linda!

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

😔❤️

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😢🫂

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Paula Dean's avatar

My God! 💔💔💔

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Donna Marie aka GRANtifa🫅🏼's avatar

Yes Linda, reading these essays brings it right back. A trauma revisited, unwanted.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

So Jeff, Tomorrow, Im publishing the "Hitler Had MicroPenis, and Trump probably does too" article tomorrow. And its fucking Juicy.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Good for you. I did want to point out that Hitler got a lot of his ideas from the Jim Crow South, like his "No Jews" signage came from the "Whites Only" and "Coloreds Only" signs. He got other ideas from the US too, so JD Vance should be included in this penis talk, because he is a Micropenis too.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Hitler loved our take on eugenics, too

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2757926/

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Linda Weide's avatar

Most definitely! There were some materials on Race that Facing History, Facing Ourselves used that talked about some of the ideas that Hitler got from the US, just as Trump and Vance turn around and borrow from both the US and Hitler.

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consciousegalitarian's avatar

Thanks for including this one, Jeff! As a retired genetics professional, I'm well aware of the stance on eugenics of some of our original scientists. This is a great review on the topic. TH Morgan's response was just perfect. He was a brilliant man and Nobel laureate!

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Jane's avatar

😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Appears American males are in need of serious medical intervention!

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skangirl's avatar

My mother used to tell me about NJ beaches that had signs that read, "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." (Beaches are just giant litter boxes. It would make more sense to ban cats than dogs.)

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Another bad memory from childhood: One day a year (on Juneteenth - look it up) the city swimming pool was open to black residents. Later that night, on the news, they’d show film of city workers scrubbing down the pool with soap and scrubbrushes so it could be reopened for white residents only. Amerikka was never a paradise.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Stormy said his endowment was less than impressive.

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3hEdited

As was his endurance, which actually worked to her benefit. "Worst 30 seconds of my life"

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Marty's avatar

The devil knows.

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skangirl's avatar

Hung like a light switch!

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Thats being generous.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Jane's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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Paula Dean's avatar

Like a little mushroom 🍄

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Toadstool…

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Watch till the end; re-rump's penis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ji8i7Wy4mo

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arne link's avatar

Gosh, Stormy was so funny.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Can’t wait, Wendy!👀

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Ooh! Can blot wait for that one!

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Aleksandra Wolska's avatar

And then - in the thematic field of dictatorial sexual organs - there's Elon Musk's penis. Apparently Musk had an implant and surgery was a bust. And I don't care if it's true or not. Symbolic justice is enough.

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Tess's avatar

“responsible journalist”….yes you are…one of very few! Thank you for being here!

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I prefer kiddie diddler because that was what ackchyually was going on. SMH

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arne link's avatar

All of those terms sound too benign. Just call they what they are, perverts and baby f*@*ers.

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Rahab Mitchell's avatar

Oh fiddle-dee-dee Jeff. I think you have created a new lexicon all together. Who needs Oxford, Cambridge or even Ben Franklin's Almanac when we have you! America's favorite word-smith! Sometimes, odd, sometimes, vulgar but always brilliant!

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P123Sunny's avatar

When they go low

We still spellcheck

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Ha!!! I’m saving that.

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Clint Opine's avatar

But because you are responsible can we really call you a journalist anymore? The phrase is becoming oxymoronic.

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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

You're the best!

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Kiddie-diddler. He has nothing to do with fiddles.

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Mombeka's avatar

My absolute favorite AI (I hate them but use them anyway) is Perplexity AI.

They ALL HALLUCINATE though. So use it with caution.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’m drinking in a bar in Spain and almost spit my vino blanco all over. The bartender is trying to figure out what’s so funny. Should I sign him up to EIETMOO? Do we have a Spanish version? 😂😂😂

Dear god I’m glad to be out of America for awhile. I can breathe.

PS. Meghan Kelley is a depraved bitch.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I'm in France right now. Hi neighbor. Almost lost it when a member of our group made the statement that Michelle Obama was a man. Out of the blue. The guide had been talking about the controversy whether Macron's wife was a man. No one had mentioned American politics. Ever notice it's always a MAGA running their mouth when no one else is. Well I got even with him - I was giving him my glass of wine at dinner since I don't drink wine. No more. I've stayed clear of him and his wife cause I'm sure he's MAGA.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Frankly I am beyond sick of this wildly misogynist thing of claiming that any woman who isn't petite, blonde and submissive is a "man." I went through this back in the AOL message board days when I was a monitor on the Serena Williams board. You could always identify the white men by this. (The black men thought she was the hottest thing they'd ever seen.)

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Thanks for taking care of our GOAT 💞

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

One of my main jobs was removing racist posts — and they were legion. Whenever there was a major tournament going on, and it was featured on AOL's front page, we had an influx of non-tennis fans eager to expose how racist they were. They absolutely hated it when Serena was winning (which she usually was) and one of their big contentions was that because of her "ugly manly power game" she would be injured and gone from the sport very soon, unlike the "beautiful feminine" players like Martina Hingis and Anna Kournikova. Both Kornikova and Hingis were injured and retired inter early 20; the Williams sisters both played well into their 30s. Hah hah.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

We need more people like you!! And wildly, Venus is still playing! 💪🎾

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Charles Austin's avatar

Venus played in the US Open at 40.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Hingi retired at 22 with her "beautiful feminine" game and lots of injuries.

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arne link's avatar

My god. Ruin everyone's vacation why don't you? What an asshole. I wish the wine had spilled on him as you passed it to the jerk.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I would tossed it in his lap-if I had already had a glass or two! 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

Throw it in his fuck face and follow up with a right cross!😡

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey you ... settle down. 😂😂 But I agree. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hi Deborah! I can’t believe you didn’t toss your glass in his lap. Whatta jerk!! Enjoy your time- Europe feels magical compared to the US right now!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Always has Susan!

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

I am in Germany and am happy to report seeing "86 47" stickers featuring a drawing of a bucket of shit both in Berlin and München. Also FCK GOP to complement the FCK AFD stickers.

I wish there was more of this sort of thing in the US.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thats encouraging!

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

MAGA is Fascism for Rednecks

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Stacy B's avatar

I’ve been on 3 European tours with Americans in the last year and, thankfully, only once did we have an idiot who had to let us know she’s a MAGAt. In Switzerland in September, tariffs came up a few times. This stupid woman condescendingly says each time “tariffs are nothing. He’s going to fix it. He’s going to fix it”. I moved away each time so that I didn’t respond. Pretty sure she still knew I was not on her side as I’m not good at all about hiding it.

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Linda Weide's avatar

She is a Ghislaine Maxwell type.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

It's just business. Business is business as long as money is involved....and power.

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

Here’s to you and an aperol spritz. I wish I could move to Spain forever.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You and me both. A beautiful and chill country!

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

Jealous

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It’s a dream trip Barbara-whatta a civilized society. At least what I’m feeling now anyway!

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Paula Dean's avatar

I think I would feel that in Antarctica...

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hell, I like cold weather!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I want to be drinking in a bar in Spain, Susan!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I want you to be here Walt-it’s a good place. Lots of expats here!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Sure could use a USA break. Enjoy yourself and have some tapas for me.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Definitely Walt! I’ve anxiously awaited this trip and been saving for it. Now that I’m here I don’t wanna come back!! 🤦‍♀️

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arne link's avatar

We are all happy for you but soooo jealous. Enjoy.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Arne! Do I have to come back?!? 😂. This is my ultimate trip I’ve been saving for!!

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arne link's avatar

Well, if you have to option to stay in Spain then I would certainly recommend it. In fact, you could rent out the spare bedroom to your many friends. The Jeff fan club could meet there once a year. Nice.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes! I love this idea! I feel like I know so many of you. First I need to get my one year non lucrative visa. I’ll let you know how it goes! Then let the fun begin!!

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Susan Keefer's avatar

I’m so happy that you got there! Please tell me about it when you get home.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Will do. So much to feel here!

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Donna Marie aka GRANtifa🫅🏼's avatar

Enjoy!

I'm headed to Colombia for a month. I live in Panama for 10+ years. Sure hope war doesn't come to neighbor Venezuela.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I would love to hear more about Columbia. I have heard Panama is a great spot of expats, too. I wonder if their humidity would kill me? 😂😂

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arne link's avatar

I live in the desert. The smallest drop of humidity gets to me. I suppose you do adjust to it eventually.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Enjoy every moment away from this insanity Susan!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh man… I can’t be more grateful! Can you guys get this figured out before I come back!? 😂

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Lisa59's avatar

She puts the c in unt. Did she eat lead filled paint chips as a child? ☠️

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 No doubt. JFC, LISA! I just love ya! 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

There's a special place in Hell with her name on it!😡😡

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously...she surely cant be so dumb that she doesnt feel and see the backlash to her statement? My god!! What kind of bitch is this???

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Charles Austin's avatar

An evil one!😈

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Jenny Bizzoco's avatar

Well, if there’s one thing I got from Megyn Kelly’s take on pedos, is that I now have a better understanding of the women who voted for the pedo in the WH.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

GOP women are no better than the men. Some are actually more hateful.

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Leu2500's avatar

I’d like to know what % of GOP women are victims. Because there has to be a big overlap when you do the venn diagram of evangelicals, pastors, GOP politicians & perps of sex crimes.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Yeah, this is dark, dark shit. Hard even to try to craft a commentary. It’s primitive, dark shit. Beyond hillbilly logic. Beyond the pale of civilized discourse.

Fatfuck is trying to spin it. He will not succeed. For once.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

He may suffer some consequences, but all this performative congressional bullshit about passing the bill to release the files is prolly likely to be quickly vetoed by the orange turd.

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arne link's avatar

The information is now out there. More will be revealed. We will get our blue wave. Dems are winning every contest, even the small ones. Each win is important. If you see an opening for the school board or any other office, please consider running. Every win is important.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Hope springs eternal. DEFEAT THEM.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I don't think there will be enough info to change the cults mind about fucking children.

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arne link's avatar

Perhaps not, but normal people will be repulsed. They have children and grandchildren that they love.

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Leu2500's avatar

If I’m doing the math right, you need 10 or 12 R senators to defect. Who knows how low Trump’s popularity will be in Dec.

If Trump vetoes the # needed goes up. But Xmas shopping isn’t going to be any better in a month.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

For the 955th fucking time, Congress can get everything they need, as they have BEEN, getting all the files they need via the HoR’s direct subpoena of the EPSTEIN ESTATE. They don’t even need the discharge petition to be approved.

https://youtu.be/oLepbAwOaIU?si=XTNBjpl-UbL4hDgJ

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Kay-El's avatar

1. The wine that goes with grifting is two buck Chuck.

2. Justa Dick Vance knows damn well it’s all the venture capitalists and hedge funds buying up property. He was a VC once

3. Kelly is a piece of shit. You can’t tomato/tomahto sex with underage girls.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Kelly has been a POS for awhile now. It's a major reason why I don't care what gender my politician is. I think it's great that women have the opportunity to be in politics if they choose now, but that doesn't mean they are any better than the men once they get elected. I work in a profession that is about 95% female. Warm and fuzzy it's not. A posse of passive, aggressive back stabbers. Kelly wants the money and ratings.

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Kay-El's avatar

Indeed. Just look at the MAGA party’s women politicians, kowtowing to Agent Orange*

*I know the three looniest signed on to the EPSTEIN files discharge position. Ok, that’s great but they still suck on other issues.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Some astounding percentage of homes in this area are bought up by big corporations.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yep and then they rent them out at ridiculous rates.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Whole neighborhoods here in Houston. Then they sit empty, looking like abandoned property.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Guess they didn't learn from the disaster in China.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

In all areas, they rent them at exorbitant prices too.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Exactly. One of the reason rents are skyrocketing and home ownership is out of reach.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Let's quit calling it sex trafficking and begin calling it what it is: rape trafficking. These pedophiles are not having sex with underage girls, they are raping them. Sex implies mutuality; rape is a power move where the victim has no choice.

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Not sex with underage girls, really. It’s raping children, isn’t it?

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Kay-El's avatar

Yep

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Steward Beckham's avatar

There’s a certain rancid consistency to this crowd. You could set your watch by their shamelessness, if the battery hadn’t corroded from exposure to their nonsense. Eric Trump bragging about casually yo-yoing half a billion in crypto on a Sunday night is the kind of line that would’ve been satire ten years ago. Now it’s just family tradition.

But the Megyn Kelly moment… that one hits different. It’s the sort of moral rot you don’t even need ultraviolet light to see. She’s out here playing semantic hopscotch with crimes against children like she’s doing a podcast deep-dive on artisanal cheese. When someone’s first instinct is to defend the indefensible, you get a glimpse of the whole ecosystem that raised them. And that ecosystem is dry, cracked earth right now.

I actually wrote about that particular contortionism today and how pundits wander into the shadow of the Epstein story and pretend they don’t notice what’s under their feet. It’s the kind of moral fog that tells you exactly where the line between loyalty and integrity snapped.

https://www.stewonthis.com/p/casinos-and-cartels

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Linda Weide's avatar

The thing is they are all doing the limbo, racing to see how can go lower as the bar gets lowered. Trump and his limbo dancers.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Went through all the Epstein emails I could get a hold of (have a few NSA buddies). Linked a PDF to a few of them from the oversight committee.

1. Money laundering.

2. Russian Connections.

3. Pedophilia

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-pedophile-network-money-laundering-abuse-and-the-russians

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Tess's avatar

Great post Wendy!

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Thank you as always Tess.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Wow Wendy, great post. Please tell me you smudged your home after writing this, ugh the evil is so thick I am smudging now after reading.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Yeah well, like I told Jeff, the Trump has a Micropenis because Hitler had a Micropenis article is coming tomorrow, and ITS DELICIOUSLY fun.

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Paula Dean's avatar

🤢🤮 delicious?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Investigations into these immoral wastrels, are years/decades long and readily available to anyone with a curious mind. It’s unfathomable to me at what’s become news!

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Mark Slattery's avatar

It's like repubs did focus groups to come up with a list of every negative trait attributable to mankind, and said "Let's go with this"

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Truer words Mark!

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I've actually applied for a mortgage more than once. In fact, I just took out a second mortgage 3 or 4 months ago. Guess what Shay D. Vance? You have to prove you're a U.S. citizen. There ain't no illegal immigrants buying up all our housing.

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arne link's avatar

It's absurd. Houses are ridiculously expensive. I don't think that day laborers and house cleaners are snapping them up. I suppose it's nice to think that's true if you live in a broken-down trailer in a shitty park, smoking heroin. We all need our dreams.

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Joyce's avatar

It's amazing, the shenanigans the "illegals" get up to.....Casting all those votes, eating all those dawgs and cats, buying up all those houses, raking in those Social Security checks (maybe that's how they afford the houses? 'Cause, you know, Social Security is a scam, filling the houses of lazy asses who thought they deserved to retire with buckets of government cash), buying beer and cigarettes and filet mignon with their SNAP benefits, and using up all the healthcare in the US with their Medicaid and Medicare. It's a wonder how any of them manage to find the time to mow JustaDick Vance's lawn.

Imma go bury my head in a pillow so I don't alarm the cats when I primal scream.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

JD always likes to blame. Never has any ideas on fixing or improving anything.

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PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Today he’s again blaming the current economy on Biden.

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Leu2500's avatar
4hEdited

Evidently Trump cleared his schedule today (nothing on it until he leaves for FL at 6pm) so that he could tweet about the Epstein Files.

Worried much?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh god, I just looked at Donny's truth social feed. he's fucking panicking

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

What’s he saying. I can’t look. Thanks for taking one for the team.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Here's one choice selection:

"Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking A.G. Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, J.P. Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his “Island.” Stay tuned!!!"

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Always the projection, Donnie. It doesn’t fool anybody any more.

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Leu2500's avatar

Promises, promises. He’s posted variants of this before. But all those Dems still walk free.

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arne link's avatar

Oh, dear Lord please give him a stroke. I'm manifesting like crazy right now.

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Leu2500's avatar

& i just read part of a couple tweets Aaron Rupar shared. Do we need to gift you Old Spice shower stuff for Xmas to wash it off? Or maybe car wash stuff is more effective.

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eliza james's avatar

I hope when Vance's kids are old enough, they disown him, change their names and never speak to him again.

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T L Mills's avatar

After Usha divorces him.

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arne link's avatar

They will hate him when he trades Usha in for a blond model.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’ll trade her in for a Naugahyde lounger, arne.

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Joyce's avatar

Please--a CHRISTIAN Naugahyde lounger.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks for the laugh Walt, ever wondered how many Naugs it takes to make a couch?

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Amen!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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She Said It's avatar

And that blond model will be the grieving widow Kirk, I have no doubt about that.

And Megan Kelly is a cunt.

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Beth's avatar

"he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were but would look legal to a passer-bye" - EXCUSE ME, which was it? Passing for even younger, or look legal? WHICH THE FUCK IS IT, you worthless lump of blond-topped lying flesh?

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Joyce's avatar

That was exactly what I scratched my head over: the child who looks simultaneously 8 and 18..............

Makes a match with JustaDick Vance's dole-grubbing, house-purchasing immigrants.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice picture you’ve just painted Sharon!

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Jennifer's avatar

I have a 15 yo daughter and when I heard Megyn Kelly's remarks, I thought, oh, okay she doesn't have kids, let alone a daughter so she isn't mentally putting her child on Epstein's island, never mind scraping together any empathy for kids who *aren't hers*. She's in that group that has so completely detached from reality in order to preserve her way of life and who has so completely dehumanized victims in order to keep licking trump's ass, that she's going to spew this vile shit.

But she has a 14 yo daughter??? What. the. fuck.

I don't understand. I look at trump and I wonder why him. Him??? They've sold their soul (and that of their children, apparently) for that blob of putrescence?

Someday, MK's daughter is going to see the video of what her mother said and I hope by then she's broken free and had lots of therapy and never speaks to that vile harpy ever again.

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Alison Parker's avatar

That sound you heard was every landlord and property management company CEO getting simultaneous boners hearing JD blame housing costs on immigrants.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Private equity

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Likely Alison, good call!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

like Pulte et. al. are going to whack their prices if 30 million people get deported. MAGATs have gotta be the dumbest buncha people that ever lived.

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