by the way, the case could be made that jokes about how Couchfuck McGee killed the Pope are in bad taste. however, I'm not going to make that case, so have at it
Hegseth is also going to go down in toxic infamy I suspect. The fact that all the people under you hate you, and they are trained in killing people, is not a good sign for personal longevity.
Ullyot looks like he is going to get over on the Hegseth stuff. He is going to write a regular opinion column, which I am sure Hegseth gave him years worth of stuff, but at some point he is probably going to put those columns into a tell all book. Slant it towards the total loss of national security and even some of those White Nationalists masquerading as Christians, who Trump is counting on to he his militia, might get mad at both of them. However, idiots are unpredictable, even to themselves. Hegseth is very vulnerable. Putin is probably wriggling in delight over each and every vulnerability of this administration.
Now that we’re rimming the bottom of the toilet bowl, I can easily imagine an entire section in bookstores and libraries (taking a great leap here, and assuming both will still exist when this shitstorm finally ends) recounting/reporting on the rest of this septic iceberg. One of the problems with flooding the zone with shit is that it eventually heads the other way and floods your basement.
Omg my partner - who never laughs - laughed at this when I read it to him. Thank you. Septic iceberg is now in my top 10. Couchfuck has dropped down the list.
William, I agree that we are going to see a flood of books as the MAGA rats jump ship. All of them, instead of stopping or standing up to the man, just will monetize it, the cowardly, oportunistic lot of them.
And, none of us are worrying about his well-being at all, because he is such a tool! Instead we are worrying about how safe the US is with non-existent national security.
By the way, I am from Chicago and my sister's name is Michelle.
Sort of along this same vein is a fascinating statement Margaret Atwood made recently where she said that the first people dictators turn on are their closest allies. Although she didn't elaborate, my guess is that despots begin to be consumed by paranoia and distrust.
Knowing smug Vance shitbilly, the Pope probably had no room to converse as JD just oozed his typical lecture on how the Pope could learn a thing or two about things from us, the envy of the free world…
When my husband and I were in England, Queen Elizabeth died. The last Prime Minister to see her was iceberg lettuce Prime Minister Lizz Truss. Maybe that’s a thing. A sober leader who dies the next day after seeing a weak leader ends their career.
Honestly, when I heard the news about the Pope, my first thought was of Liz Truss and Queen Elizabeth and how she was the last (or one of the last) person to see the Queen alive.
I picture him acting like he acted in Greenland, swaggering around and pushing his way in where no one wanted him, "you do know who I am don't you? I came all this way to see the Pope and 'pay my respects' can't I just have 5 minutes with him? The president won't be happy if I go back home without seeing His Holiness" and on and on until they relented just to shut him up and make him leave.
I once knew a nun who was also a lawyer. Strangely enough, she often represented women in divorce cases. She had one divorce case where her client was also my boss's client in a different matter. The client was killed in an accident that we all suspected was suicide. She pulled out of a parking lot into the path of a semi. At any rate, one time Sister Carol was talking to me and my boss and in reference to this woman's husband, she called him a son of a bitch. Having grown up Catholic (although by then I was out of that religion), I was shocked that a nun would swear like that. I suppose I shouldn't have been, but it was the same kind of shock I felt when I saw my 7th grade geography teacher crying when we got the news of John F. Kennedy's assassination. In my experience, grown ups didn't cry.
My high school best friend's mother was an administrator in a Catholic hospital and she had a bit of a rough tongue. One day one of the nuns asked her what the word "crap" meant and my friend's mom said, "uhhh garbage, you know, worthless stuff." She had to amend her definition when she heard the nun, standing at a storage room, squawking at the orderlies, "Get that crap outta here!" LOL
I suspect that meeting JD was the final Penance God had in mind for Francis. Get that out of the way, telling JD why he and Donald are on course for Hell, and then you have a clean slate and favored TSA Pre-Check status at St. Peter’s gate, no waiting in line or embarassing questions about your life. RIP Francis, from this fallen away Catholic. At least you read Christ’s teachings and didn’t transform them into right wing BS.
I got mad at him more often than not. And I'm not Catholic, so that indicates the kind of reach he had. The dude had some cojones, he called the shit when he saw it. And he saw plenty.
The guy was a man first a pope second and as a man he knew first hand what EVIL was about and that knowledge was in contrast to everything he wished for all mankind ! Meeting The V.ile P.rick was a bridge to far for his soul never should have accommodated him by that meeting the personification of Evil that was too much !
Style-wise, though, you do know we have no nanny censors, right? This is Jeff's feed, nuff said. So we actually have an obligation to call them filthy motherfucking asswaffle shitweasels. For clarity, of course.
Oh!Shit mothsfucka didn’t I use the correct fucken vocabulary in passing along my fucken thoughts about those scum sucking pricks ? Sorry I must try to overcome that pain in the ass streak of decency,that most of us have instilled in us from childhood fuck fuck and more fucks ! How’s that ? ADEQUATE??
I thought of that too...but more seriously, on the occasion of the Pope's passing, I'd like to cite his extraordinary letter (February 10th 2025) to American bishops in reaction to our amateur theologian and supposedly Catholic Vice President's invocation of the concept of "ordo amoris" to defend the adminstration's deportation policies.
"An authentic rule of law is verified precisely in the dignified treatment that all people deserve, especially the poorest and most marginalized. The true common good is promoted when society and government, with creativity and strict respect for the rights of all — as I have affirmed on numerous occasions — welcomes, protects, promotes and integrates the most fragile, unprotected and vulnerable. This does not impede the development of a policy that regulates orderly and legal migration. However, this development cannot come about through the privilege of some and the sacrifice of others. What is built on the basis of force, and not on the truth about the equal dignity of every human being, begins badly and will end badly."
I'm glad JDV got a mouthful from the cardinals when he visited the Vatican yesterday, and that the Pope still had enough breath left in him to put his two cents worth in.
I made that case already. Consider it a public service, so you're all welcome. The Holy Father will be greatly missed by all of humanity (excluding the putrid sacks of flatworm shit, who will remain unnamed), but the poor guy was only human. Meeting with Couchfuck just sucked the will to live right out of him. I understand.
Oh, yeah. This morning I told my husband that Vance visited the Pope and then the Pope died. Husband had no problem connecting those two things either.
It will have no effect on him at all. He became a Catholic 10 minutes ago and immediately took it upon himself to lecture others on what that meant. The pope called his worthless ass out on it.
Just think. Couchfuck turned Catholic just the other day. There is, out there, a parish priest who is drinking himself to death because he heard his confession.
It’s OK, Jeff! It was literally the first thing I said, when I heard the news. That man was strong enough to survive months in the hospital as they treated him for one respiratory infection after another, and managed to come out alive. And then one visit with the couch fucker did him in.
All kidding aside, my fervent hope is that their conversation's weight sunk in and sparked any semblance of humanity that still exists in Vance's soul. I know it's a stretch but I remain hopeful.
Huh. I hope you're right and I'm wrong. So far, it's not looking good for that outcome. The essence of Conservatism is a tragic view of human beings. I am a Conservative. Some humans are just too damaged to be allowed to hurt others.
I have zero optimism about JD, Krista, but I have to admit, one of my first thoughts was essentially the same as yours. Perhaps Francis felt compelled to delegate someone to make a last push toward getting JD to see the light.
OT, but my sister's name is Krista. A late friend of mine also had a daughter named Krista. It's not a terribly common name. I'm not sure where my parents came up with it.
However the Pope also thought that it was important for him to tell Vance what he thought of him, even in his last moments. If that doesn't register with him, there's something important missing between his ears - or in his heart. I really hope he took it to heart as it was meant to be!!
Biggest conversion since Saul of Tarsus…and would probably be just as pedantic
That being said, as a mostly still Catholic who admired the Pope, I really do hope for a miracle. Remember when John Boehner met the Pope then said “F this” and left politics?
It’s been reported (by sources who have requested anonymity) that Vance is ordering a Ghostbusters crew in to fumigate his residences. Some think that Usha may be spearheading this effort.
But Easter was a mere sidelight to 4/20, Jeff. It was a combined holiday where the choices came easy…dyed eggs or a mother lode of THC? I’m so happy with my choice that I’m going to try it again today.
Humpy is issuing an executive order,Hence Forth ;Easter Sunday shall be called “UP your Keister Sunday “in honor of the Popes death ( J.D.’s handiwork ) and Lord High Imbeile Humpty Chumpski personally being installed as his replacement !He Himself ,GOD ON EARTH ! 🌏 holder of the GOLD ! MAKER OF ALL RULES ! So Be It! M.A.GA. Make Assholemouth God Almighty ! Amen !
Not angry at all jeff. Well spoken. Like I said before, you are a lot smoother than I am. @thepoetmiranda has to tone my shit down to keep me from going off the rails.
Tomorrow, you need to do a story about how our incompetent head of THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY with a throng of protection was robbed of her PURSE while at dinner, containing her Driver's License, Passport, DHS BADGE, makeup, checks, medications and $3000 in cash??? Why does she need to carry around $3000.00 in CASH??? Does she pay the photographers for the photo ops or something?
So sloppy of her losing her purse. I mean, doesn’t she have Secret Service around her? Just hopeful that it’s “our people” who will benefit from the stolen info taken!
Respectful for the day of Ostara , as I am a pagan woman trying to take it back from
The Christians one holiday at a time , but they are all fucking inhuman ass asswaffle bitches. So they’ll hear it one way or another ( just maybe not yesterday )
I try to show the people in my local area the kindness of Pagan and druid Traditions. I love to cook, share, feed and heal others. Maybe thats my way to fighting the Church's influence over my religion's history.
When the pagans I knew used to hold Beltane and Samhain rituals in Public Square here in Cleveland (before the city decided to stop issuing us permits), there was always a collection effort of some kind, mostly for the Food Bank. All were welcome in the celebrations.
Once the gatherings ended, the group gradually disbanded.
The people who used to live around us all knew I was wiccan---I'd invite them for Yule---but as they've moved away, one by one, I just observe by myself, and my husband joins in.
But it's the best possible message to the world on such a day. You were delivering a beatitude on behalf of a pope who could not. It indicates that there is still humanity that generates rabid outrage. I'm not religious, but I have it on good authority that Christ would have approved.
I appreciate your restraint, Jeff; it's important to maintain the humble, respectful, forgiving, hopeful and positive vibe of the day as celebrated by the adherents of President Tru ... oh, never mind.
Plus, what was true yesterday is still true today. I feel sad that the last person the Pope met with was JD Vomit. Obviously that is what killed him, the despair he felt for the world in that meeting took him to the other side 😞. I do love that the day before, he sent his assistant to lecture jd about compassion (not that it will do any good, I'm sure jd told the pope's assistant he was wrong and jd himself is right-he's such an insufferable arrogent prick!).
Keep your friends close keep your enemies closer Know thy enemy!I’d be amazed if the Fatted Hut could read anything with multiple syllables let alone dual meanings meanings !🤔😜😜
Not to hijack this and go Ro-gan, but this Malignant Meathead seems to go slightly down the correct path, only to take a hard U-Turn and support the exoneration of Harvey Weinstein. Seems he's on the side of many of these MAGA Morons, that white men just can't catch a break in this new ultra-woke society, the one that has the audacity to ask men not to act like absolute trash towards women (or anyone else for that matter). This is what most of this administration is made up of, men who have just had it with being told to stop being assholes. I am with you, Jeff. Fuck all of these people.
Rogan knows where the $$$ and ratings are......being a right wing influencer/social media star. The left had nothing until Air America with Maddow but she moved to MSNBC. We are 40 years behind the enemy...of course Reagan destroyed The Fairness Doctrine and it helped the right greatly. Why have the Dems not brought back Fairness Doctrine???? Does it have to be voted on in Congress?
The destruction of the Fairness Doctrine by Ronny Raygun and his Republicon cronies stands as a key moment in the development of what are now the fascist policies that are destroying our country. The Dems made some effort to reinstate the policy. But, as usual, the Republicons made sure that the Fairness Doctrine, a policy that would aid everyone and not just the oligarchs, was torn asunder. This was the birthing of FAUX News.
Bill Barr killed the treasonous investigation of Reagan over Irangate, or things might have been different today. You’re right on with that statement Janice!!
The Fairness Doctrine went away with the old Communications Act, which was replaced with an unregulated and unlicensed Telecommunications Act by Bill Clinton… sadly, Douglas!!
Bill allowed his share of damaging things....at the time I was a groupie but even I knew things like the Crime Bill was onerous..and Haunts Americans to this day. And the Dems can't focus on restoring a Tele Act that's regulated?? Isnthe excuse Republicans won't let them?? 🤨
The Telecommunications Act, signing away Glass Steagall certainly were not Clinton’s finest hours! Damn, if that old broken down Time Machine in my basement would function Douglas!!
Have your son try out listening to The Bulwark on youtube to counteract Rogan, they are really good, entertaining, and factual never trumpers - esp Tim Miller , Sam Stein , Sarah Longwell, JVL, Michael Steele and George Conway - a really good crew with excellent informative guests-and not boring!!!! They do podcasts all week long, so you can just search & watch what sounds interesting. Very Quality podcasts. I'm a lefty, they are former Republicans, now never trumpers, I'd say moderate center left, absolutely anti maga, i believe they all left the republicanparty and want the dems to win-many progressives watch them, but also lincoln project type republican. It hurts my heart your son is getting "info" from Rogan, maybe this could inject some counter arguments and truth into the mix. You shouldsign him up for this (Jeff's) email too.
Catherine, there is his father, a true MAGAT through and through. I’ve had 30 years as his stepdad to try and breakthrough and have been repelled at every opportunity.
Further proof Dump is criminally insane. He's gonna make America more religious?
Fuck all the way off with that.
Those congress assholes, especially the one giving a big Thumbs Up...I wanna puke. Is there a decent, intelligent, and compassionate Republican in existence today? I wanna see one.
The felon’s sycophants are having a conniption about Sen. Van Hollen flying to El Salvador on the taxpayer’s money, but several members of the GOP have made the same trip with our money, but that is not even mentioned. Hypocrisy at its finest!
It always is with these dirtbag assholes. No shame and no brains. My wife just told me that Krusti Noem had her handbag with $3000.00 stolen from a DC restaurant. Karma is a bitch cruel Krusti.
"Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.
"Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.
"The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.
"The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
"The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added.
"“Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren – she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts,” a DHS spokesperson said."
My take? Several things.
It's a VERY good thing that the handbag stealer was white, because if he had been Black, EVERY Black man in the DC area would be stopped, searched, maybe arrested. The whole Black part of town would be turned upside down in the attempt to recover the bag.
Was she high? Who leaves a bag with all this stuff in it unattended?
After all her antics for the last few weeks, she got what she deserved. Sometimes there is a bit of justice in this world. Too bad the Rolex wasn't in the bag too.
I'd bet all Elon & Co.'s money that it wasn't really stolen; that she was observed handing it off to her Russian handler, along with more a thumb drive of supplementary data to Hegseth's 2nd OPSEC breach, and the regime will either pretend it didn't happen at all, or they'll randomly kidnap someone and ship them off to CECOT, and announce it handled and "no longer news" before the end of the week.
The list of hypocritical accusations from these idiots is breathtaking. GIVE ME A BREAK. It sadly doesnt surprise me there was a dumbass from Missouri down there.
Yay you indeed!! I remember when Claire McCaskill was our Senator instead of Nazi Hawley. Those were better days. My grandparents and their people before them were all Democrats... the state has seriously shifted and not in a good way.
They have taken up the challenge from the evangelical movement to take hypocrisy to a whole new level, Sharon. No more baby steps. The lying is flying.
It’s $7 million per trip. And here in Palm Beach County we just had to empty our reserve fund to give the Sheriff $45 Million for Overtime protecting trump up until the election, so we here are being hit harder than anybody else. It is the reason we County workers can’t get a meaningful raise.
And another $45 Million bill from the Sheriff is coming any day now.
We recovered about 50% of what was spent his first term but it took a special bill from Congress to get even that.
trump is notorious for never paying up for his security costs and he’s not likely to help us as we are a Blue Island in an immense Red Sea.
He will laugh and say fuck em’, they didn’t vote for me and stiff us.
There is not, Susan. The faithful Republicon cult members are locked in their offices, shaking like a leaf and waiting for their next order to comply from AnusMouthPantLoad.
I’d be pickled tink if the Democratic Party was dissolved also. To say they have been a disappointing failure is an understatement. Let’s get a fresh start without oligarch backed politicians.
I know what you mean. But in another sense, what it used to stand for, less government, is long gone. They have morphed over the time since Reagan into open racism, misogyny, and xenophobia. Now with President Putinsbitch the perversion has been completed. Not only does the party embrace those things, but also explicit corruption, incompetence, and dare I say treason, by cozying up to our adversaries and abandoning our allies, and being careless with our national secrets, or worse, purposely collaborating to sell classified information.
Does anyone else think “MAKE AMERICA, sorry, AMURICA, GREAT AGAIN” is one colossal dumbass slogan? tRUMP et al sound stupid saying it over and over again. When will they realize it “may” & I say tongue in cheek,“may” have made sense when he rode down that damn escalator in 2015 but he didn’t get the job done between 2016-2020. He’s a malignant incompetent narcissistic ignoramus who NEVER will MAGA. As for Making America More Religious Again(😇😇)????Sure, right you are, you orange gelatinous blob tRUMP. Hell will freeze over before you make that happen; that is if you haven’t been struck down by a bolt of lightning for unadulterated blasphemy
Ain’t that the truth. Here he is now going to Make America Religious Again when the orange fvckface wouldn’t even put his hand on the Bible on Inauguration Day. Maybe if it had been upside down 🤷♀️🙃
‘He works hard for us, he deserves a little relaxation ‘ is the answer you get.
Data is a little old but he’s not missed a weekend golfing since this:
As of day 83 since the Inauguration trump has been to one of his properties 65 times. This includes golfing, meetings with dignitaries and political supporters.
And when he is in the WH he rarely makes it to the Oval Office before 11am, takes a long lunch and retires to his quarters for some ‘executive time’ at around 3 pm.
When rage boils up over our eyeballs and it seems like we won’t be able to get our bearings to make it through the tough slog ahead, JT finds a way, and, man, are we ever grateful.
Off topic, but I keep imagining the scene when the white male slavers with their god given right to rule first beheld the Great Frederick Douglas. This big strong, perfectly chiseled black man. A true genius. An unparalleled thinker and writer. A majestic orator. They had to be shitting their pants with fear and loathing. They have been running in fear and shatting themselves ever since. Their descendants have devolved into the maga morons of today. These inhuman fucking fucks are seeing the masses turn against them and, if they have any brain cells left, are shitting themselves in the grand tradition of their putrid forefathers.
Your rant is what everyone with a brain has been thinking. They all should be in jail…after, of course due process (or not in their case!). The entire administration of puppets needs to go!
Look at the number of morons that were gone from Trump's first administration as time went on. And the first one didn't have as many horrid people in it, at least at first. Let's see the military outrage. It's them foremost that Hegseth is putting in danger with his big mouth.
Ole, it’s the constant repetition of lies that are so incredulous they reek of desperation and some sub-human’s soiled diapers. There doesn’t seem to be any way to interject logic and common sense into any relevant conversation. Silly may have been a poor choice of words. Bizarre, preposterous, or absurd will fit the bill.
"this guy is a five-alarm train wreck. in any sane administration, he’d already have been forced to resign"
I disagree completely. In any sane administration, a person with plausible evidence to indicate a serious alcohol addiction and a predilection for sexual assault, OH AND ZERO QUALIFICATIONS OTHER THAN (the equivalent of) SEEING A MILITARY JET FLY BY ONCE, would never ever ever ever have even been fucking nominated to head THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING DEFENSE. JFC.
No worries, the shouting is going on in my head anyway even if was typing in cursive. Outside voice...I think Kegstand is perfect right where he is because he will have to keep cleaning house for every military officer who says no to him and then there literally won't be anyone to do any of the killing for him. The military relies on chain of command and the top of the chain can be crazy but not incompetent, right? Kegger is deplorable but what if they replace him with someone like Michael Flynn or another deplorable but competent?
The Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based on both faith and reason. We know that the Unicorn is pink by faith. We know that the Unicorn is invisible by reason, since we cannot see her.
Evidently, these days, it's tourists who either made a mistake on their (already granted) visa application or, like the German girls (teens? young adults?) who were detained in Hawaii, for not having pre-booked a hotel for their stay.
A CA trial attorney I follow on TikTok said that the two female German tourists were strip searched and then forced to wear a green prison uniform. I had fking nightmares about that sh!t all night long.
The good news is that we had a great turnout for the protest on Saturday in my small town despite the cold rainy weather. Lots of excellent signs (all spelled correctly), massive drive by support, and high energy. When the people lead the leaders will follow.
Aw, thank you for turning out to protest in the rain (hope it wasn't cold, too!). Yes, the German tourists were put through hell for nothing—wasn't it that they didn't book a hotel because they were staying with family members or something?
I can't wait until that fat orange fuck and his circus are gone—as gone as the billions in tourism dollars that the country won't get because no one wants to come to a fascist state.
That's not exactly where I'm going with my question (I'm more asking with regard to the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc. -- aren't they paying attention to all of this?), but I understand. They're definitely trying to erode our freedoms one step at a time, pushing things as far as they can go. It starts with someone else. And then it's someone we know. And then it's us.
I think the surveillance state is all ok with this, and those are the people they are 'keepint on'. But what I wonder about is this deputizing of locals and ICE not being required to get a warrant first before picking people up off the street - it's like a license to profile and there's zero accountability. The border security question is real, they are holding foreign nationals with documentation because they don't like their travel arrangements? That's a problem. I feel like there should be some kind of angry Moms unit on each college campus wearing vests and with bullhorns to yell if they see something going down (like Ozturk), or a group of crossing guards walking people home, something like classes for college kids to know their rights and be able to step in to advocate or witness.
Now THIS is a man who knows his Bible. Nothing like a heapin' helpin' of bile and vitriol to celebrate the Resurrection (unless he confused it with Insurrection). If your senile uncle posted this crap you'd keep him locked in the attic. Hate to beat a dead horse (in Real Time) but Bill, this kinda unhinged verbiage is neither "gracious" nor "measured." Enough of this, "He's not the crazy person you see on TV." Sorry, dude, he certainly is. As we've seen with Pisspot Pete and nearly every other Cabinet member the guy has proved to be more than merely an existential threat to the Constitution. He's a very real threat to our continued existence on this poor, doomed planet.
Hegseth, the gift that keeps giving. Gang and White Nationalist tats? That’s enough for me, ship him, his Signal buddies off to Gitmo, it’s closer than El Salvador. Best to All.
by the way, the case could be made that jokes about how Couchfuck McGee killed the Pope are in bad taste. however, I'm not going to make that case, so have at it
You said it, we are all thinking it. For real.
oh, people have been saying out loud for hours now in the comments under yesterday's post. also all over social media
I'm just truly sad that the Pope had to endure his final hours with that POS. Absolutely heartbreaking.
My thoughts, exactly!
Nods
Kinda hard not to make the connection. The interwebs are made for stupid fun.
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Vance is toxic. The Pope and the rest of us know that now 💯%.
Hegseth is also going to go down in toxic infamy I suspect. The fact that all the people under you hate you, and they are trained in killing people, is not a good sign for personal longevity.
Ullyot looks like he is going to get over on the Hegseth stuff. He is going to write a regular opinion column, which I am sure Hegseth gave him years worth of stuff, but at some point he is probably going to put those columns into a tell all book. Slant it towards the total loss of national security and even some of those White Nationalists masquerading as Christians, who Trump is counting on to he his militia, might get mad at both of them. However, idiots are unpredictable, even to themselves. Hegseth is very vulnerable. Putin is probably wriggling in delight over each and every vulnerability of this administration.
Now that we’re rimming the bottom of the toilet bowl, I can easily imagine an entire section in bookstores and libraries (taking a great leap here, and assuming both will still exist when this shitstorm finally ends) recounting/reporting on the rest of this septic iceberg. One of the problems with flooding the zone with shit is that it eventually heads the other way and floods your basement.
Omg my partner - who never laughs - laughed at this when I read it to him. Thank you. Septic iceberg is now in my top 10. Couchfuck has dropped down the list.
William, I agree that we are going to see a flood of books as the MAGA rats jump ship. All of them, instead of stopping or standing up to the man, just will monetize it, the cowardly, oportunistic lot of them.
Recommended for “septic iceberg,” which would be a fantastic name for a punk band. Also, your last sentence is on point.
Maybe - but do you think we've really reached the bottom of the bowl yet? It seems these scum can ALWAYS go lower.
Fragging. It's a thing. You're welcome.
Good point about the dangers of having underlings who hate you and are also trained in how to kill ☠️
And, none of us are worrying about his well-being at all, because he is such a tool! Instead we are worrying about how safe the US is with non-existent national security.
By the way, I am from Chicago and my sister's name is Michelle.
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Sort of along this same vein is a fascinating statement Margaret Atwood made recently where she said that the first people dictators turn on are their closest allies. Although she didn't elaborate, my guess is that despots begin to be consumed by paranoia and distrust.
He's a walking kiss of death.
I was just thinking about how tragic that one of the Pope's last conversations was with that faker
His Holiness looked into the eyes of Satan and it was too much for him.
Knowing smug Vance shitbilly, the Pope probably had no room to converse as JD just oozed his typical lecture on how the Pope could learn a thing or two about things from us, the envy of the free world…
Or, "Gee, Pope, why don't you wear a suit?"
And now I see why that might have been the Pope’s final penance before going home!
When my husband and I were in England, Queen Elizabeth died. The last Prime Minister to see her was iceberg lettuce Prime Minister Lizz Truss. Maybe that’s a thing. A sober leader who dies the next day after seeing a weak leader ends their career.
Honestly, when I heard the news about the Pope, my first thought was of Liz Truss and Queen Elizabeth and how she was the last (or one of the last) person to see the Queen alive.
I thought Justadick only got the #2 man at the Vatican
That was the guy who lectured him about immigrants, but it was also reported that he did have a brief exchange with the Pope too
Aahh, I appreciate the correction 💗
I picture him acting like he acted in Greenland, swaggering around and pushing his way in where no one wanted him, "you do know who I am don't you? I came all this way to see the Pope and 'pay my respects' can't I just have 5 minutes with him? The president won't be happy if I go back home without seeing His Holiness" and on and on until they relented just to shut him up and make him leave.
Maybe VancyPansy slipped the Pope
a Mickey???
Sorry Doc, I should've read down further before I posted the same thing. I concur, a true trajedy when he could've been with better energy and love.
I do that all the time. Great minds think alike!
I'm clinging to the hope that The Pope managed to squeeze a few f-bombs into the exchange 🙏.
I think the pope dying after meeting JD just decided to tell God that I'm getting the fuck out if here. Yes,priests do cuss and the good lord knows.
I once knew a nun who was also a lawyer. Strangely enough, she often represented women in divorce cases. She had one divorce case where her client was also my boss's client in a different matter. The client was killed in an accident that we all suspected was suicide. She pulled out of a parking lot into the path of a semi. At any rate, one time Sister Carol was talking to me and my boss and in reference to this woman's husband, she called him a son of a bitch. Having grown up Catholic (although by then I was out of that religion), I was shocked that a nun would swear like that. I suppose I shouldn't have been, but it was the same kind of shock I felt when I saw my 7th grade geography teacher crying when we got the news of John F. Kennedy's assassination. In my experience, grown ups didn't cry.
My high school best friend's mother was an administrator in a Catholic hospital and she had a bit of a rough tongue. One day one of the nuns asked her what the word "crap" meant and my friend's mom said, "uhhh garbage, you know, worthless stuff." She had to amend her definition when she heard the nun, standing at a storage room, squawking at the orderlies, "Get that crap outta here!" LOL
Oh, you so know they do. They do shit, just like we do. You just never see it.
Either that or he just couldn't stand to live anymore after meeting him.
Or, as my brother said, probably bored him to death.
I suspect that meeting JD was the final Penance God had in mind for Francis. Get that out of the way, telling JD why he and Donald are on course for Hell, and then you have a clean slate and favored TSA Pre-Check status at St. Peter’s gate, no waiting in line or embarassing questions about your life. RIP Francis, from this fallen away Catholic. At least you read Christ’s teachings and didn’t transform them into right wing BS.
I got mad at him more often than not. And I'm not Catholic, so that indicates the kind of reach he had. The dude had some cojones, he called the shit when he saw it. And he saw plenty.
The guy was a man first a pope second and as a man he knew first hand what EVIL was about and that knowledge was in contrast to everything he wished for all mankind ! Meeting The V.ile P.rick was a bridge to far for his soul never should have accommodated him by that meeting the personification of Evil that was too much !
Yes, agreed.
Style-wise, though, you do know we have no nanny censors, right? This is Jeff's feed, nuff said. So we actually have an obligation to call them filthy motherfucking asswaffle shitweasels. For clarity, of course.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Too funny. 100% right, George!
Oh!Shit mothsfucka didn’t I use the correct fucken vocabulary in passing along my fucken thoughts about those scum sucking pricks ? Sorry I must try to overcome that pain in the ass streak of decency,that most of us have instilled in us from childhood fuck fuck and more fucks ! How’s that ? ADEQUATE??
It's a start.
Oh how very damn true!! and my laugh of the frickin' week.......
Pope Frankie: "If-a I gotta listen to this bearded maricon for one more minute I'm-a gonna die."
Spit my wine 🍷 and, yes, I know it's not noon yet.
😂😂😂
That was great,thanks
Well, it’s not out of the realm of possibility, is it?
I thought of that too...but more seriously, on the occasion of the Pope's passing, I'd like to cite his extraordinary letter (February 10th 2025) to American bishops in reaction to our amateur theologian and supposedly Catholic Vice President's invocation of the concept of "ordo amoris" to defend the adminstration's deportation policies.
"An authentic rule of law is verified precisely in the dignified treatment that all people deserve, especially the poorest and most marginalized. The true common good is promoted when society and government, with creativity and strict respect for the rights of all — as I have affirmed on numerous occasions — welcomes, protects, promotes and integrates the most fragile, unprotected and vulnerable. This does not impede the development of a policy that regulates orderly and legal migration. However, this development cannot come about through the privilege of some and the sacrifice of others. What is built on the basis of force, and not on the truth about the equal dignity of every human being, begins badly and will end badly."
I'm glad JDV got a mouthful from the cardinals when he visited the Vatican yesterday, and that the Pope still had enough breath left in him to put his two cents worth in.
I miss President Biden, who actually acted according to Biblical principles
As I said, I’m not religious, but tend to think Jesus would not be a MAGA fan.
I miss President Biden’s economy!
Nor Buddha or anyone else.
Damnit! I was hoping to spread the crazy and vicious conspiracy through your formidable tentacle outreach. A proud Pre Vatican II & ex Catholic.
I made that case already. Consider it a public service, so you're all welcome. The Holy Father will be greatly missed by all of humanity (excluding the putrid sacks of flatworm shit, who will remain unnamed), but the poor guy was only human. Meeting with Couchfuck just sucked the will to live right out of him. I understand.
You’re welcome.
Oh, yeah. This morning I told my husband that Vance visited the Pope and then the Pope died. Husband had no problem connecting those two things either.
It can’t be much fun being JD Vance.
It will have no effect on him at all. He became a Catholic 10 minutes ago and immediately took it upon himself to lecture others on what that meant. The pope called his worthless ass out on it.
Dildo Baggins killed the Pope?
I KNEW he was offensive, but THAT offensive?
The Pope chose to die rather than face the prospect of going though that again.
Just think. Couchfuck turned Catholic just the other day. There is, out there, a parish priest who is drinking himself to death because he heard his confession.
Please. If offensiveness was an Olympic sport, Couchfuck would be Michael Phelps.
It’s OK, Jeff! It was literally the first thing I said, when I heard the news. That man was strong enough to survive months in the hospital as they treated him for one respiratory infection after another, and managed to come out alive. And then one visit with the couch fucker did him in.
All kidding aside, my fervent hope is that their conversation's weight sunk in and sparked any semblance of humanity that still exists in Vance's soul. I know it's a stretch but I remain hopeful.
Nah. Sorry, but not gonna happen. Vance is truly toxic.
Wow! I admire your optimism that I’ll probably never have. 💕
Huh. I hope you're right and I'm wrong. So far, it's not looking good for that outcome. The essence of Conservatism is a tragic view of human beings. I am a Conservative. Some humans are just too damaged to be allowed to hurt others.
I have zero optimism about JD, Krista, but I have to admit, one of my first thoughts was essentially the same as yours. Perhaps Francis felt compelled to delegate someone to make a last push toward getting JD to see the light.
OT, but my sister's name is Krista. A late friend of mine also had a daughter named Krista. It's not a terribly common name. I'm not sure where my parents came up with it.
You can't fix him toxicity is to high.
Naw
If anyone wants to talk about tasteless, they can talk about President Fuckwit’s Easter message.
Oy, my nerves.
I think the Pope used his last bit of holy energy on JD…at least, I HOPE SO. Honestly
As for Donald del Oro, we aren’t going to hold the gold much longer with him in office.
I do believe a debtor nation does NOT hold the gold
However the Pope also thought that it was important for him to tell Vance what he thought of him, even in his last moments. If that doesn't register with him, there's something important missing between his ears - or in his heart. I really hope he took it to heart as it was meant to be!!
So…you expect JD to grow new organs?
"If"? You give him too much credit. :-)
I said it immediately. The pope is considered too woke for Christo-Fascists so it’s not THAT far fetched.
I bet FF and JD are already calling up the cardinals to put pressure on them to make the most fascist-leaning one the next pope. Alito too.
Maybe the pope's spirit will reside awhile in McGee's earthly body before he ascends. One can dream.
Biggest conversion since Saul of Tarsus…and would probably be just as pedantic
That being said, as a mostly still Catholic who admired the Pope, I really do hope for a miracle. Remember when John Boehner met the Pope then said “F this” and left politics?
It’s been reported (by sources who have requested anonymity) that Vance is ordering a Ghostbusters crew in to fumigate his residences. Some think that Usha may be spearheading this effort.
won't he be surprised when he is one of the spectres who disappears?
That’s worth praying for!
yes, the first half of this post is the one I deemed too angry to post on Easter Sunday. you're welcome, America
But Easter was a mere sidelight to 4/20, Jeff. It was a combined holiday where the choices came easy…dyed eggs or a mother lode of THC? I’m so happy with my choice that I’m going to try it again today.
Indeed Walt, it is how I survive the news these days .
It's been my plan since he was elected. And I can proudly say that I am keeping my pledge. At least I live in a state where it's legal.
Same for me. Jeff keeps it real. Being married to a brainwashed Republican is interesting. Not to mention Idaho bleeds nazism.
And yet, you can endure a maga hubby?
It's complicated.
Humpy is issuing an executive order,Hence Forth ;Easter Sunday shall be called “UP your Keister Sunday “in honor of the Popes death ( J.D.’s handiwork ) and Lord High Imbeile Humpty Chumpski personally being installed as his replacement !He Himself ,GOD ON EARTH ! 🌏 holder of the GOLD ! MAKER OF ALL RULES ! So Be It! M.A.GA. Make Assholemouth God Almighty ! Amen !
"dyed eggs or a mother lode of THC?"
Porque no los dos?
Not angry at all jeff. Well spoken. Like I said before, you are a lot smoother than I am. @thepoetmiranda has to tone my shit down to keep me from going off the rails.
I just didn't want to greet people on a holiday morning with "fuck all these inhuman fucking fucks" as a headline
Tomorrow, you need to do a story about how our incompetent head of THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY with a throng of protection was robbed of her PURSE while at dinner, containing her Driver's License, Passport, DHS BADGE, makeup, checks, medications and $3000 in cash??? Why does she need to carry around $3000.00 in CASH??? Does she pay the photographers for the photo ops or something?
I'm sure you will think of some good reason Jeff!
All bribes to be cash only !Can’t trust anyone these days! 😱🤣
To pay for all the makeup? I'm sure she buys it in bulk, by the case.
So sloppy of her losing her purse. I mean, doesn’t she have Secret Service around her? Just hopeful that it’s “our people” who will benefit from the stolen info taken!
She pays other people to be around her sorry ass, that dog slayer!
Who got that close to steal her purse? Did she leave it in the bathroom?
Respectful for the day of Ostara , as I am a pagan woman trying to take it back from
The Christians one holiday at a time , but they are all fucking inhuman ass asswaffle bitches. So they’ll hear it one way or another ( just maybe not yesterday )
fun fact: my Easter post from 2023 was entitled "happy Ēostre, everyone!"
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/sunday-open-chat-happy-eostre-everyone
You do The Mother (of the earth), Much justice Jeff. You warm a 52yo Druid Woman's heart with those words. Im happy to associate with you.
I'm collecting epithets. I'm Scots-Irish, it's genetic, I think. "Asswaffle" makes it to the top ten. Thanks.
George, I just tossed you a DM. More food for thought. :)
"Taking it back from the Christians." Well put, Wendy. The Church hijacked so much of pagan beliefs.
I try to show the people in my local area the kindness of Pagan and druid Traditions. I love to cook, share, feed and heal others. Maybe thats my way to fighting the Church's influence over my religion's history.
Brilliant, Wendy! Truly living your values.
When the pagans I knew used to hold Beltane and Samhain rituals in Public Square here in Cleveland (before the city decided to stop issuing us permits), there was always a collection effort of some kind, mostly for the Food Bank. All were welcome in the celebrations.
Once the gatherings ended, the group gradually disbanded.
The people who used to live around us all knew I was wiccan---I'd invite them for Yule---but as they've moved away, one by one, I just observe by myself, and my husband joins in.
Like All of the holidays!
dude, we live for that shit...we shoot it directly into our veins!...it's why we're here, man!
But it's the best possible message to the world on such a day. You were delivering a beatitude on behalf of a pope who could not. It indicates that there is still humanity that generates rabid outrage. I'm not religious, but I have it on good authority that Christ would have approved.
Whenever you ask "What Would Jesus Do?" remember that flipping over tables and chasing people out with horsewhips is one of the possibilities.
But it’s so perfect and true feeling.
Would have been fine!
Yeah, you would have sounded too "presidential."
I think Jesus would have
Your sensitivity is much appreciated even by one who is not religious…
Very…’delicate’ of you 🤌
I appreciate your restraint, Jeff; it's important to maintain the humble, respectful, forgiving, hopeful and positive vibe of the day as celebrated by the adherents of President Tru ... oh, never mind.
Plus, what was true yesterday is still true today. I feel sad that the last person the Pope met with was JD Vomit. Obviously that is what killed him, the despair he felt for the world in that meeting took him to the other side 😞. I do love that the day before, he sent his assistant to lecture jd about compassion (not that it will do any good, I'm sure jd told the pope's assistant he was wrong and jd himself is right-he's such an insufferable arrogent prick!).
No
You have more discretion than the mad King.
Please don’t refer to the orange shit stain as a king of any kind.
It’s what he wants you to do to prepare for his executive order announcing just that.
Fair enough.
Keep your friends close keep your enemies closer Know thy enemy!I’d be amazed if the Fatted Hut could read anything with multiple syllables let alone dual meanings meanings !🤔😜😜
An angry Jeff is a better Jeff. I don't seek you out for rational, even-tempered discourse. Please stay in your lane.
Not to hijack this and go Ro-gan, but this Malignant Meathead seems to go slightly down the correct path, only to take a hard U-Turn and support the exoneration of Harvey Weinstein. Seems he's on the side of many of these MAGA Morons, that white men just can't catch a break in this new ultra-woke society, the one that has the audacity to ask men not to act like absolute trash towards women (or anyone else for that matter). This is what most of this administration is made up of, men who have just had it with being told to stop being assholes. I am with you, Jeff. Fuck all of these people.
Joe Rogan went off the rails, because of course Joe Rogan went off the rails. but at least he gets it, kinda sorta
Rogan is the proverbial stopped clock.
fair point
Stopped cock. *fixed
Exactly Dina!!
Lol, yes.
Rogan knows where the $$$ and ratings are......being a right wing influencer/social media star. The left had nothing until Air America with Maddow but she moved to MSNBC. We are 40 years behind the enemy...of course Reagan destroyed The Fairness Doctrine and it helped the right greatly. Why have the Dems not brought back Fairness Doctrine???? Does it have to be voted on in Congress?
The destruction of the Fairness Doctrine by Ronny Raygun and his Republicon cronies stands as a key moment in the development of what are now the fascist policies that are destroying our country. The Dems made some effort to reinstate the policy. But, as usual, the Republicons made sure that the Fairness Doctrine, a policy that would aid everyone and not just the oligarchs, was torn asunder. This was the birthing of FAUX News.
As stated many times before…this Walt!!
Reagan is the reason we're in this shitshow. It's appalling, disgusting, totally fucked up and I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one.
Bill Barr killed the treasonous investigation of Reagan over Irangate, or things might have been different today. You’re right on with that statement Janice!!
You are not the only one.
The Fairness Doctrine went away with the old Communications Act, which was replaced with an unregulated and unlicensed Telecommunications Act by Bill Clinton… sadly, Douglas!!
Bill allowed his share of damaging things....at the time I was a groupie but even I knew things like the Crime Bill was onerous..and Haunts Americans to this day. And the Dems can't focus on restoring a Tele Act that's regulated?? Isnthe excuse Republicans won't let them?? 🤨
The Telecommunications Act, signing away Glass Steagall certainly were not Clinton’s finest hours! Damn, if that old broken down Time Machine in my basement would function Douglas!!
It’s the billionaire corporations that own our media that won’t allow a more licensed and regulated system…
I’ve not been subjected to the ignorant meanderings of one Joe Rogan, but, my son hangs on his every word and it is disturbing.
🙁
Have your son try out listening to The Bulwark on youtube to counteract Rogan, they are really good, entertaining, and factual never trumpers - esp Tim Miller , Sam Stein , Sarah Longwell, JVL, Michael Steele and George Conway - a really good crew with excellent informative guests-and not boring!!!! They do podcasts all week long, so you can just search & watch what sounds interesting. Very Quality podcasts. I'm a lefty, they are former Republicans, now never trumpers, I'd say moderate center left, absolutely anti maga, i believe they all left the republicanparty and want the dems to win-many progressives watch them, but also lincoln project type republican. It hurts my heart your son is getting "info" from Rogan, maybe this could inject some counter arguments and truth into the mix. You shouldsign him up for this (Jeff's) email too.
Catherine, there is his father, a true MAGAT through and through. I’ve had 30 years as his stepdad to try and breakthrough and have been repelled at every opportunity.
I'm so sorry, Walt, that's painful. I'm glad you're here, we'll all try to get through this wreckage together.
That is a damn shame Walt!!
I can imagine so.
"This is what most of this administration is made up of, men who have just had it with being told to stop being assholes."
Best description I've read, Eliza. Nailed it!
Further proof Dump is criminally insane. He's gonna make America more religious?
Fuck all the way off with that.
Those congress assholes, especially the one giving a big Thumbs Up...I wanna puke. Is there a decent, intelligent, and compassionate Republican in existence today? I wanna see one.
The felon’s sycophants are having a conniption about Sen. Van Hollen flying to El Salvador on the taxpayer’s money, but several members of the GOP have made the same trip with our money, but that is not even mentioned. Hypocrisy at its finest!
It always is with these dirtbag assholes. No shame and no brains. My wife just told me that Krusti Noem had her handbag with $3000.00 stolen from a DC restaurant. Karma is a bitch cruel Krusti.
Was her handbag made from the skin of dead puppies? One wonders.
She's probably gonna put her ICE body armor on and go looking for 'em with her shotgun that she killed Cricket with
Here's some more of the story, according to CNN:
Here's some more of the story according to CNN:
"Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.
"Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.
"The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.
"The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
"The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added.
"“Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren – she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts,” a DHS spokesperson said."
My take? Several things.
It's a VERY good thing that the handbag stealer was white, because if he had been Black, EVERY Black man in the DC area would be stopped, searched, maybe arrested. The whole Black part of town would be turned upside down in the attempt to recover the bag.
Was she high? Who leaves a bag with all this stuff in it unattended?
After all her antics for the last few weeks, she got what she deserved. Sometimes there is a bit of justice in this world. Too bad the Rolex wasn't in the bag too.
Rick: I read that and my respect scale for whoever did it went up to maximum! Would love to know who it was…👿
I'd bet all Elon & Co.'s money that it wasn't really stolen; that she was observed handing it off to her Russian handler, along with more a thumb drive of supplementary data to Hegseth's 2nd OPSEC breach, and the regime will either pretend it didn't happen at all, or they'll randomly kidnap someone and ship them off to CECOT, and announce it handled and "no longer news" before the end of the week.
Sweet
The list of hypocritical accusations from these idiots is breathtaking. GIVE ME A BREAK. It sadly doesnt surprise me there was a dumbass from Missouri down there.
And one from neighboring Kansas. He is my representative. He got a piece of my mind Friday morning. As if he cares
Susan, isn’t EVERYONE from MO a little light in the noggin department? (except you of course)
Lol!😂😂 Rednecks. Racists. Uneducated. We used to be a sensible blue!🤷♀️
I'm proud and happy to say I am FROM Missouri. Not born there, just recently from there. And I have shed the mantle of Tea party conservatism. Yay me.
Yay you indeed!! I remember when Claire McCaskill was our Senator instead of Nazi Hawley. Those were better days. My grandparents and their people before them were all Democrats... the state has seriously shifted and not in a good way.
They have taken up the challenge from the evangelical movement to take hypocrisy to a whole new level, Sharon. No more baby steps. The lying is flying.
And Donnie Diaperload spends $3 million every weekend flying to his bedbug-infested beachfront whore emporium (not to demean sex workers).
It’s $7 million per trip. And here in Palm Beach County we just had to empty our reserve fund to give the Sheriff $45 Million for Overtime protecting trump up until the election, so we here are being hit harder than anybody else. It is the reason we County workers can’t get a meaningful raise.
And another $45 Million bill from the Sheriff is coming any day now.
We recovered about 50% of what was spent his first term but it took a special bill from Congress to get even that.
trump is notorious for never paying up for his security costs and he’s not likely to help us as we are a Blue Island in an immense Red Sea.
He will laugh and say fuck em’, they didn’t vote for me and stiff us.
The sheriff and the county need to learn to Just Say No. It is not the local government's job to provide security for him.
Sheriff is a major trumptard and he’s been in office for 30 years so when he says he needs $45 Million the Commission springs into action.
And the Deputies love the $1000 shift pay they are getting to loaf around down by Mar a Lardo.
So we pretty much just have to eat the Shit sandwich.
Kings are usually expensive to maintain. But, surely the privilege of hosting His Hinkyness Donold 1st is worth it? No?
I seem to remember that Just Say No doesn't actually work.
There is not, Susan. The faithful Republicon cult members are locked in their offices, shaking like a leaf and waiting for their next order to comply from AnusMouthPantLoad.
Ugh. Absolutely appalling. I hope the Republican Party is eventually destroyed.
I’d be pickled tink if the Democratic Party was dissolved also. To say they have been a disappointing failure is an understatement. Let’s get a fresh start without oligarch backed politicians.
Agree with you. Our government needs an enema.
I know what you mean. But in another sense, what it used to stand for, less government, is long gone. They have morphed over the time since Reagan into open racism, misogyny, and xenophobia. Now with President Putinsbitch the perversion has been completed. Not only does the party embrace those things, but also explicit corruption, incompetence, and dare I say treason, by cozying up to our adversaries and abandoning our allies, and being careless with our national secrets, or worse, purposely collaborating to sell classified information.
Dubious Susan!!
Call up Mr. Peabody and fire up the Time Machine Sherman !Circa 1954 I like Ike ?
No - at least not in congress.
Not a one!
In office ?
No
Uh, do MAGAts realize F47's weekly trips to DeSantisland are taxpayer funded? 🤔
Just what do MAGATS realize anyway? Where do their “thoughts” go to die?
Nowhere. Their thoughts never were so they’ve got nowhere to go.
What thoughts? MAGATs are by definition sub-sentient. They don't have thoughts to die.
They don't mind. He deserves a break after working so hard to MAKE AMURICA GREAT AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone else think “MAKE AMERICA, sorry, AMURICA, GREAT AGAIN” is one colossal dumbass slogan? tRUMP et al sound stupid saying it over and over again. When will they realize it “may” & I say tongue in cheek,“may” have made sense when he rode down that damn escalator in 2015 but he didn’t get the job done between 2016-2020. He’s a malignant incompetent narcissistic ignoramus who NEVER will MAGA. As for Making America More Religious Again(😇😇)????Sure, right you are, you orange gelatinous blob tRUMP. Hell will freeze over before you make that happen; that is if you haven’t been struck down by a bolt of lightning for unadulterated blasphemy
Still VERY disappointed he didn't get 'smited' when lying the oath on inauguration day.
Ain’t that the truth. Here he is now going to Make America Religious Again when the orange fvckface wouldn’t even put his hand on the Bible on Inauguration Day. Maybe if it had been upside down 🤷♀️🙃
Needed his Lee Greenwood magat bible.
Exactly! As he was “taking the oath” that’s probably when the idea popped into his gelatinous brain.
wouldn't go to church on Easter either
Fabulous, Hollie! Superb rant! And 100% accurate, too.
Nicely said Hollie!!
They don’t care.
‘He works hard for us, he deserves a little relaxation ‘ is the answer you get.
Data is a little old but he’s not missed a weekend golfing since this:
As of day 83 since the Inauguration trump has been to one of his properties 65 times. This includes golfing, meetings with dignitaries and political supporters.
And when he is in the WH he rarely makes it to the Oval Office before 11am, takes a long lunch and retires to his quarters for some ‘executive time’ at around 3 pm.
Just slaving away is our Donny
True dat Ole, Trumps fuckery on this nation knows no bounds!!
In at 11- Out by 3
Hard work trying to look NOT AS STUPID AS YOU ARE!!
He’s skated his whole life- this is his crowning achievement, give this yokel some of our Love💔.
They are entitled. Special.
They should, it’s costing taxpayers millions Deb!!
When rage boils up over our eyeballs and it seems like we won’t be able to get our bearings to make it through the tough slog ahead, JT finds a way, and, man, are we ever grateful.
Keep pushing back. It works. The Supreme Court is now following. And Harvard. But the little people did it first.
Harvard is getting lots more money from donors, they have a lot and they have the prestige that tramp will never have, he’s jealous
Narcissistic Rage!
Off topic, but I keep imagining the scene when the white male slavers with their god given right to rule first beheld the Great Frederick Douglas. This big strong, perfectly chiseled black man. A true genius. An unparalleled thinker and writer. A majestic orator. They had to be shitting their pants with fear and loathing. They have been running in fear and shatting themselves ever since. Their descendants have devolved into the maga morons of today. These inhuman fucking fucks are seeing the masses turn against them and, if they have any brain cells left, are shitting themselves in the grand tradition of their putrid forefathers.
We can only hope !
Your rant is what everyone with a brain has been thinking. They all should be in jail…after, of course due process (or not in their case!). The entire administration of puppets needs to go!
There are cracks appearing in the solidity of the Cabinet, and we need to keep up the pressure. Something has to give soon, pressure bursts pipes.
Neat!!!
Look at the number of morons that were gone from Trump's first administration as time went on. And the first one didn't have as many horrid people in it, at least at first. Let's see the military outrage. It's them foremost that Hegseth is putting in danger with his big mouth.
So Joe Rogan is now an arbiter of moral thought.
To quote a great philosopher:
"Oh, fuckity fuck fuck fuck. With a telephone pole. Sideways."
It’s all so silly. Willful ignorance on full display.
It’s a Lot of things, Walt. But I don’t think ‘silly’ is one of them. Far too tame
Ole, it’s the constant repetition of lies that are so incredulous they reek of desperation and some sub-human’s soiled diapers. There doesn’t seem to be any way to interject logic and common sense into any relevant conversation. Silly may have been a poor choice of words. Bizarre, preposterous, or absurd will fit the bill.
Was that George Carlin?
No, George of Atlanta. But George is my spirit animal.
"this guy is a five-alarm train wreck. in any sane administration, he’d already have been forced to resign"
I disagree completely. In any sane administration, a person with plausible evidence to indicate a serious alcohol addiction and a predilection for sexual assault, OH AND ZERO QUALIFICATIONS OTHER THAN (the equivalent of) SEEING A MILITARY JET FLY BY ONCE, would never ever ever ever have even been fucking nominated to head THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING DEFENSE. JFC.
apologies for shouting.
Absolutely no resigning. That lets him keep benefits. I want arrests! Call in US Marshal
No worries, the shouting is going on in my head anyway even if was typing in cursive. Outside voice...I think Kegstand is perfect right where he is because he will have to keep cleaning house for every military officer who says no to him and then there literally won't be anyone to do any of the killing for him. The military relies on chain of command and the top of the chain can be crazy but not incompetent, right? Kegger is deplorable but what if they replace him with someone like Michael Flynn or another deplorable but competent?
Make America more religious? Ok, I’ll start paying homage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Are you also a congregant of the First Universal Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Kay-El? See you next Sunday!
If I have to pick a religion, this is by far the most appealing.
Well play you two!!
Get your colanders ready!
we Cthulhu followers are quieter but deadlier - ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
say that 3 times fast...or even one time slowly - that's why we're quiet
Are you going to explain or do I have to look it up.
you don't want to know
But I do. As long as it's not some anti-woman thing or misuse of children, I am open minded enough to read about it.
oh okay: In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
No wonder. I never read Lovecraft.
The Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based on both faith and reason. We know that the Unicorn is pink by faith. We know that the Unicorn is invisible by reason, since we cannot see her.
lol 😂
Honest question: If not all of this, what exactly does this country consider a national security threat?
Evidently, these days, it's tourists who either made a mistake on their (already granted) visa application or, like the German girls (teens? young adults?) who were detained in Hawaii, for not having pre-booked a hotel for their stay.
A CA trial attorney I follow on TikTok said that the two female German tourists were strip searched and then forced to wear a green prison uniform. I had fking nightmares about that sh!t all night long.
The good news is that we had a great turnout for the protest on Saturday in my small town despite the cold rainy weather. Lots of excellent signs (all spelled correctly), massive drive by support, and high energy. When the people lead the leaders will follow.
Aw, thank you for turning out to protest in the rain (hope it wasn't cold, too!). Yes, the German tourists were put through hell for nothing—wasn't it that they didn't book a hotel because they were staying with family members or something?
I can't wait until that fat orange fuck and his circus are gone—as gone as the billions in tourism dollars that the country won't get because no one wants to come to a fascist state.
That's not exactly where I'm going with my question (I'm more asking with regard to the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc. -- aren't they paying attention to all of this?), but I understand. They're definitely trying to erode our freedoms one step at a time, pushing things as far as they can go. It starts with someone else. And then it's someone we know. And then it's us.
I think the surveillance state is all ok with this, and those are the people they are 'keepint on'. But what I wonder about is this deputizing of locals and ICE not being required to get a warrant first before picking people up off the street - it's like a license to profile and there's zero accountability. The border security question is real, they are holding foreign nationals with documentation because they don't like their travel arrangements? That's a problem. I feel like there should be some kind of angry Moms unit on each college campus wearing vests and with bullhorns to yell if they see something going down (like Ozturk), or a group of crossing guards walking people home, something like classes for college kids to know their rights and be able to step in to advocate or witness.
I think every minister in the US should read Trump’s Easter message to his/her congregation. All of it. Every word.
Now THIS is a man who knows his Bible. Nothing like a heapin' helpin' of bile and vitriol to celebrate the Resurrection (unless he confused it with Insurrection). If your senile uncle posted this crap you'd keep him locked in the attic. Hate to beat a dead horse (in Real Time) but Bill, this kinda unhinged verbiage is neither "gracious" nor "measured." Enough of this, "He's not the crazy person you see on TV." Sorry, dude, he certainly is. As we've seen with Pisspot Pete and nearly every other Cabinet member the guy has proved to be more than merely an existential threat to the Constitution. He's a very real threat to our continued existence on this poor, doomed planet.
And is that a gang tattoo on his chest and shoulders??? Tssk Tsskk...
Hemorrhaging hemorrhoid Batman ! The biggest most beautiful greatest mass of anus pus ever grown in history. Magnificent!spectacular! Bestest
And you just KNOW that some poor bastard with an Asian character or fraternity sign will be scooped-up as well.
Hegseth, the gift that keeps giving. Gang and White Nationalist tats? That’s enough for me, ship him, his Signal buddies off to Gitmo, it’s closer than El Salvador. Best to All.