Law enforcement agencies are typically staffed with the kind of guys who volunteer for ICE, it's just that they used to have SOME standards. It's not surprising that he's got the support of authoritarian leaning dipshits with badges.
I read somewhere that in the military and in law enforcement, there is always a certain percentage of applicants who sign up just because they want a legal excuse to kill people. the cops and the military have always tried to screen those psychopaths out. ICE doesn't.
"tried" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Christian nationalists have been making a determined effort to infiltrate cops and the military for a long, long time. And unfortunately, it's been a resounding success.
I remember in Psych Residency learning that 50% of people in law enforcement and in the ministry are truly good people trying to serve others, and the other 50% are sociopaths in it for themselves and/or to physically hurt other people.
As a former therapist, I think this is very interesting. Having known a Master Sargent in a state police department, I learned that most officers walk a side of a line of demarcation; the other side being the criminal side, the law-breaking side, of which they are mostly quite familiar. Walking the honest side is their salvation. In other words, at some time in their lives they could have easily walked the criminal side.
In the first Jack Reacher movie, that's what Tom Cruise's character said when explaining motivations to the defense lawyer. Some serve for adventure, some serve for true patriotism, and some are looking to legally kill people.
LOVE Jack Reacher! When he gets the lawyer to look across the street, into that building at night, and what their (our) existence boils down to be. Love all the films about middle age guys being able to take down 15 FBI agents or young punks with no problem. So wish we had a Reacher or a "Beekeeper" to swoop in and save us from this madness. But sadly, ain't no superhero gonna fly in to save the day. Not in this f'd up reality. Worried about tRump & hegseth removing all the guardrails, all the generals who would likely object to using the US Military against its own citizens; or even more worrisome, object to ever using a nuke. But as noted today and in this post, they have had the foresight to keep tRump out of some meetings. Maybe I worry too much...and watch too many movies!
After reading Tim Weiner's history of the CIA fuckups "Legacy of Ashes," CIA deaths/missteps/blunders/dumpster fires are not only unsurprising, they are par for the course. The CIA is highly skilled at spinning failure into perceived success, and justifies itself over and over based on that. Best CIA show ever? Amazon's Patriot. Every single thing they do is inept, violent, and totally misguided.
The CIA had missing & dead informants during Trump's first term. The innocent people tied to him one way or another are trapped in an endless episode of American Horror Story.
Quite like the remake too, but not nearly as much, of course. Felt like they could have done so much more with Douglas & Brooks, but was still entertaining.
We need no more proof of dementia than Diaper Don insulting The Wall Street Journal. Might as well spit in Rupert Murdoch's eye. Donald would be rotting away in Trump Tower without Fox and the WSJ. Murdoch practically birthed him.
And Paramount and Disney’s spineless executives handed Donny millions to settle lawsuits that any decent First Amendment lawyer could have gotten tossed out on summary judgment. Where are those millions now? Crypto maybe, or an offshore account out of the reach of any investigators.
And yet Murdoch himself hates trump, and actually tried to get someone else elected, but the trumpian lickers: Hannity, judge winebox, and the sex pest loofa guy, and company, luv them some orange ass. When they told the truth, and called the election for Biden, they lost viewers, so they continue to fellate the fanta Hitler.
I should have read this first, I just commented the same thing! Give the guy a "toy" phone, have him dictate the posts to someone who never posts them, use his beloved AI to trick him into thinking he's posting. Do something but shut him up!
Unfortunately there are too many who would prefer to just treat him as a normal, functioning human being. To our everlasting misery. Unless someone can cobble a few brain cells together before we're all blown to kingdom come.
I have thought of this too! Build him a fake "Oval Bordello" like a movie set that leads to nowhere. Send in actors dressed like reporters like Norma Desmond at the end of "Sunset Blvd" to film him. Hire someone good with accents pretending to be Vlad and Xi. Phones that go to nowhere. This has to be James Bond level now. Set it up so he trips on the stairs to Air Force One, hits his head, and bleeds out from all the aspirin he takes because he wants beautiful, thin blood...that doesn't clot. Death by baby aspirin. A fitting end to our Toddler-in-Chief. Give those REAL patriots Presidential.Medals of Freedom for ridding the world of this Marmalade Messiah.
While I completely agree this is needed, it's absolutely wild that we're at this point if you think about it. The Republican fucking traitors in Congress have completely abdicated their responsibility to impeach and remove an actual lunatic malignant narcissist with raging dementia and they don't get NEARLY enough shit for it. They could end this tomorrow!
The Republican Congress is useless at best and complicit at worst. Has the House even been in session half of this term? Every single reporter should be asking them why they aren't doing anything to protect the American people from a madman who is going to start WWIII and why their only "accomplishment" has been huge tax cuts for billionaires paid for by cuts to services millions of Americans rely on? EVERY SINGLE REPORTER, EVERY SINGLE DAY!
It's not like they hold town halls or are responsive to their constituents. The media are the only ones who can actually ask them these questions but it's become so normalized that they would put party over country. Sorry for the rant, but it drives me absolutely nuts.
I remember Rich Little. He did the Nixon impressions. Lol
For Dr. Donnie, they need the guy who does the Trump impressions on the Canadian show that is like our SNL. He was more Donnie than Donnie. The voice. The mannerisms. I saw a skit he did reading a story to children and yelled at them."Quiet Piggy". Even the set for the fake "Oval bordello" was exact with all the portraits in gold frames and the gold tchotchkes on the mantlepiece and walls. It was uncanny. Emmy award winning. That's where they need to put him. On that exact set. He would feel right at home. It was posted on Substack by someone to notes months ago.😂
And all the talk and fantasizing about defiling his grave is not just hyperbole. They will have to have a huge barrier or armed security or something because he is one of the most reviled people ever.
I am of the belief that there should be no grave. He must be dumped overboard like Osama bin Laden. No place for his followers to visit like it's Lourdes. Other option is embalming him (by his morturary makeup he's looking halfway there) and displaying him like Lenin's tomb and charging admission to make money back for what this goniff has stolen from us. Would be a huge attraction...like the World's Fair, so people can see he is really dead. Set up a concession selling Big Macs and Diet Cokes. It would get corporate sponsors.
Do not pollute our oceans: it would be like a deliberate sewage spill. The cetaceans would instantly reverse course on evolution and become land mammals again.
A guy goes to tRump's gravesite. The guard there tells him to go to LA. The guy looks at him like he's crazy. "Why should I go to LA," he asks? The guard says, "That's where the line starts to piss on his grave."
Why oh why did GA DA Fani Willis get into a relationship with her hired prosecutor? She had guilty pleas. She had his mug shot. However, she underestimated the ability of the press to ridicule a woman who has sex. Her employee. Such a risk in a take no risks situation. I wish we paid her extra money just to live in a cocoon for two years.
My thoughts precisely, at the time and still. We needed her so badly. Of course we know women (especially those in power) should not have sex or even love. Something definitely off kilter in this world.
Plenty of people to blame. Mitch the cowardly turtle unwilling to whip the votes to convict Trump after the insurrection. Biden with his “this is not who we are” nonsense refusing to attack and stick the knife in MAGA. Merrick milquetoast Garland, who had to be goaded into opening an investigation by the House Jan 6 committee and far too late. Biden foolishly insisting on running for re-election when everyone but his small coterie of enablers knew he wasn’t up to it. Harris retreating into her overly cautious and over scripted shell after a very promising start to her campaign and aided and abetted in this failed strategy by the useless Dem political consultants and the Dem Party. Many, many failures led us back to the clown whose incompetence killed hundreds of thousands of people during Covid.
My eyes are burning just reading this! Still, we lack the imagination to prevent this creep from doing more damage. The press should be blunt: HE IS DANGEROUS. REMOVE HIM NOW. WTF?!
I'm watching an online course of the French Revolution. The Third Estate needs to show DC who is boss.
Nope, he would get the Ghislaine Maxwell treatment -- Camembert cheese, French bread, Big Macs instead of maggots. He'll never see a prison cell. And if he has any compromising secrets on others, as Epstein did, he's already blabbed them.
I would like to see him LIKE Hannibal Lechter...with a ball stuffed in his anus mouth and a leather mask over his face. Like a Friday night GRINDR hook up for Miss Lindsey or Moses.Mike Johnson.
His mouth really is grotesque, isn't it. How can he not be aware that it looks just like a poop-hole? Why didn't he get a speech therapist to help him make it look less disgusting as the shit pours out?
Hahaha. Did you ever watch the TV show "Game of Thrones"? There was a line in it " The seed is strong". It was because this king Robert Baratheon who fucked anything that moved had an endless amount of bastards and they all had dark hair just like him, while his 3 children by his Queen were all blonde and looked nothing like him, and they realized those kids were not his...that's how strong his genes.were.
With Trump "the seed is strong". You could pick a Trump out of a line up from 1000 feet away. They all look like him. DonJr, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany,...all had plastic surgery on their chins and faces and mouths. Even Mary Trump (and I love her) has the family mouth. His late brother Robert had it. Barron looks like a Russian mobster. Looks like he got Melania's genes. The only other family I ever seen with such family resemblances over 100 years are the Royal family in England. And the Hapsburgs with their chins 😂
Speaking of the sickest man in the world, that clip that Jeff put on top today, WTF, I’ve never understood it and figured a shrink would offer a word (George Frank). But any scribbler just offer up something, it’s the the scarey kind of clip that makes me think ‘exorcism’ emergency! Help somebody what is it?
Douglas, that clip dates back to a rally during his first term. He was making fun of a reporter who has cerebral palsy. It's one of the most appalling things he's done and should have ended his support, but no - MAGA's love his juvenile antics.
Paula, are you sure I am familiar with both but the one I’m speaking of I believe is the new illegal term 201 I’m pretty sure either way it’s frightening.
Prison is too good for him. It would be like the movie Goodfellas. Where they would send Walt Nauta with him to cook and supply him with diet cokes and have every comfort. No, he deserves death. Fire up "Old Sparky" Did you ever see the movie "The Green Mile"?
The entire world does. To be so hated and despised and know every single one of us wake up wishing to read he is gone. (I check several times a day) And I feel guilty saying it here where Uncle Jeff has lost the love of his life so recently. It's why I feel there is no justice, no karma, nothing. Just biology. Or unnatural death by killing and accidents. (I still haven't gotten over the thread with dear Jill and her late husband's shower scrubby from last week that I'm still crying over. I thought of her Saturday night and the zip lock bag) while this useless piece of garbage in a flesh suit who wants to wipe out an entire civilization is still breathing.
"this is what pure, unadulterated bugfuck insanity looks like. the president of the United States is off his rocker, and out wandering where the buses don’t run — and, somehow, he’s not being chased by the men with the white coats and the butterfly nets. it’s maddening that this is allowed to go on."
While on Trump’s big Venezuela pay day, it was like every other Trump scam. We the People paid for the deployment of naval forces in the Gulf, the extra-judicial killing of more than 100 people off the Venezuelan coast and of course, the cost of abducting Maduro. But some how, trump ends up pocketing only revenue from illegally commandeered Venezuelan oil sales.
Similarly, Trump, his family and friends are profiting on market manipulation and arms sales. The Iran war is costing the US government $1 billion per day and American consumers billions more, but Trump and his buddies are pocketing billions. And still, Trump is planning to pay himself $10 billion from the US Treasure, to settle a lawsuit with himself over the release of his old tax records.
You all gotta ask, just how fucking greedy can the man be? But I suppose that applies to all the billionaires who have joined Donald at the trough.
Since he refuses to up and die, our choices are few and well defined he cheated to get in now it’s hard to rid us of the plight. Do not stop trying I sure won’t.
Probably, but their whole MO is to slam us with so much "stuff" at once that we can't keep up. Who knows what's happening that isn't being talked about? I think that's been
The US military fired on another random fishing boat in the Caribbean yesterday, killing all the occupants. Almost no news coverage. So he's flexing to take over Cuba and MSM yawns and stretches.
I am suffering a mental crash. I have been unable to read and absorb the news for the last two weeks. I can't even post coherently. I think my mind is demanding a vacation. I wish I could give it one.
Try something that needs attention but no thought. My mom knits, my sister crochet and craft books for kits in hospitals, I do framed coloring book pages for donation to our church fairs.
Thank you, Cyndi. I spend most of my day reading “fantasy fiction”, and escape to other worlds. It's amazing how every evil entity I come across in these fantastical places seem to be modeled on trump, but that's obviously my own thinking. He really is the ‘real world’ personification of every villain ever invented!
I also escape into art, on my good days. I switched mediums from painting watercolors to oil pastels, so my cramped and shaky hands don't wreck every attempt. Matisse is one of my favorite artists, and he kept working by switching mediums until he was doing paper cutouts. It worked for him!
Yeah I agree with you. Stomp the shit out of this administration and stomp it hard. What the hell is wrong with this Keystone Cops type of negotiating team ffs?
So the Couch Molester, the Son-in-law Dweeb, and Real Estate Idjit have gone to Islamabad to negotiate with themselves? Is this some new and improved, exotic type of masturbation? Dear Leader is like the Mountain Troll in Harry Potter - big, dumb, aggressive, and stinky.
I have a recurring fantasy that Jeff’s posts, especially the last few, will be read on a national TV news program. Like throwing a grenade into a foxhole.
Douglas, modest Jeff has offered that excellent challenge to the press, and yet has not started what I suggest: a GoFundMe account where the first journalist to take his challenge wins the proceeds. It would absolutely go viral in fundraising, and at risk of sounding Trumpish, would be the biggest, best GoFundMe ever, EVERYONE would be talking about it with tears in their eyes!
It would most likely bring him THOUSANDS of new subscribers, and the entire nation--heck, world!--would be watching daily to see "whose is gonna be?!?" I can imagine the tension building and Trump flinging ketchup as the nation turns their eyes to the brave journalist!
Every fucking day I pray for that Chuck Jones anvil to drop from the skies. That Monty Python foot. Or at least going out on the commode à la Elvis. Every fucking day.
By the way, peeps, check out the tribute fatfuck made to Tim Cook. I’d rather swallow thumbtacks than to have to read that about myself.
Steve Jobs is the antithesis of Tim Cook and would have despised him. But look who owns "the failing Washington Post" -- the Amazon idiot who shat away $70m on Melania's documentary. So much for stupid gold brick loyalty.
And guess who owns "The Atlantic" that Ka$h is suing and Jeffrey Goldberg who was on the Signalgate call and wrote about it for them. Laurene Powell Jobs (widow of Steve) with plenty of billions to support and defend her wonderful writers and publication. There's a nice symmetry to that.
I love this for Kash. 😂 This band of pissy, litigious assclowns don't think beyond their bruised egos to realize they're opening the door to a truckload of discovery that will be FAR more damaging than what was written about them. We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn. 🍿
How exciting. And they will call in everyone for depositions in the administration! Case will be dismissed. Just like Trump drops his. Did you ever see Trump's filmed deposition with Robbie Kaplan who was E. Jean Carroll's brilliant lawyer? 😂😂😂😂😂 I wish I had a video of it when she asked him "Did you say you were a star and could just grab a woman by their pussy and they let you do it?" His arrogance to HER was appalling. Oh, and she showed him a picture of him with Ivana from years ago talking to E.Jean and her ex-husband. She was beautiful and he had said he would never go after EJean because she wasn't his type. "And neither are you, no offense" to Robbie who is a lesbian. He thought E Jean was Marla Maples 😂 Just imagine if that was President Eisenhower or FDR
His demeanor, and that of his "lawyer" during that whole trial was so disgusting. Non-stop shit posting during the whole thing, he can't help himself, talking about how she wasn't "his type" so he obviously didn't rape her. So, so gross. And yet, some folks still considered him to be president material!
"Alina. Would you rather pretty or smart? Oh, that's easy. Pretty. I can fake being smart" when she was questioned by these incel podcasters. 😳
She cost him.$1 million for filing a ridiculous lawsuit that the judge.fined him and her and he had to pay. She cost him $5 million for the first E Jean lawsuit. I forget if she was the one for the $80 million E Jean lawsuit. And he gave her big jobs in the regime. He hires everyone for their looks or how much asskissing they can do between Dozy Donnie's naps.
Soon, when Tim Cook visited the Oval Office to give tRumPutin a fucking gold bar, preznit fuckwit couldn't remember his name, so he called him Tim Apple.
He's such a fucking idiot. If this wasn't real life I would think this was Season 26 of "The Sopranos" where Tony becomes.President and Carmela, First.Lady! If you ever watched the show, Tony would always make mistakes like that, and he didn't have dementia.
The TV in the dining room sometimes glitches with a sudden cutoff of audio. NBC Evening News was starting, Tom Llamas was summarizing the day's top stories: "Shakeup in the tech world as Tim Cook steps down as CEO of Apple. Who will replace him? FBI Director Kash Patel--"
Whenever I read news about the negotiations headed by the three stooges (Vance, Witkoff and Kushner) I picture Iran negotiators pulling a Monty Python saying "We fart in your general direction"
I keep thinking of "Elect an incompetent deranged sociopathic clown -and we get the criminally corrupt chaos of now".
Here's an excerpt from my latest article, "The Architecture of Chaos" -it talks about what we've lost as a nation by elevating people like Reagan, "Dubya", and now the pedo criminal elect.
"In November 2024, American voters elevated to the presidency a man with thirty-four felony convictions. A man impeached twice by the House of Representatives, for abuse of power and for incitement of insurrection. A man under continuing criminal indictment and investigation at the state and federal level. A man whose decades-long personal relationships with Jeffrey Epstein, charged with the sex trafficking of children, and Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted of conspiracy to traffic and abuse minors, are documented in photographs, flight logs, and public record. A man whose business career produced six bankruptcies, four of them at the casinos that bore his name. A man barred by the New York Attorney General from serving in a leadership role at any New York-based nonprofit, after the Trump Foundation was dissolved for what the court described as a pattern of illegality."
What you don't understand is that his voters really "know" him because they watched him play a smart businessman on a scripted, prime time TV game show for 12 years. Every week he was in their homes. That's way more than most voters usually "know" about a candidate.
I think a a tell-all book is being written about him by one of the women that I don't think is going to be pretty, but my late mother loved that show and could have been a contestant..She knew.everything.
Blows me away how ppl were like “BIDEN NEEDS TO STEP DOWN - NOW”‼️ but there’s this respectful “HOPEFULLY THE CHOLESTEROL WILL DO IT’S JOB?!” attitude towards Donnie… I just don’t get it
I am literally to the point where I cannot even read the 🍊💩👜’s not tweets. I just blow right by them and read your summaries Jeff. Please please please someone, something make this fucking timeline go away.
Jeff did you see the reporting that Trump tried to nuke Iran last Saturday night, but Dan Kane stopped him? Not sure how true it is, but it's scary because it very well could be true.
That should be the end of his presidency right there. He is so obviously a clear and present danger to the entire planet. Even the couch fucker would be an improvement right now. Why is he still in office???
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Two CIA officers die in Mexico accident after counternarcotics operation"
that can't be good.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/21/cia-mexico-accident-counter-narcotics/
yet he has a ton of support in the agencies… smdh
Law enforcement agencies are typically staffed with the kind of guys who volunteer for ICE, it's just that they used to have SOME standards. It's not surprising that he's got the support of authoritarian leaning dipshits with badges.
I read somewhere that in the military and in law enforcement, there is always a certain percentage of applicants who sign up just because they want a legal excuse to kill people. the cops and the military have always tried to screen those psychopaths out. ICE doesn't.
"tried" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Christian nationalists have been making a determined effort to infiltrate cops and the military for a long, long time. And unfortunately, it's been a resounding success.
ICE pay them incentives. 50 large.
*That they only get if they stay 5 years and ICE better be fucking dissolved by then
I remember in Psych Residency learning that 50% of people in law enforcement and in the ministry are truly good people trying to serve others, and the other 50% are sociopaths in it for themselves and/or to physically hurt other people.
As a former therapist, I think this is very interesting. Having known a Master Sargent in a state police department, I learned that most officers walk a side of a line of demarcation; the other side being the criminal side, the law-breaking side, of which they are mostly quite familiar. Walking the honest side is their salvation. In other words, at some time in their lives they could have easily walked the criminal side.
I like your phrase, "a line of demarcation."
In the first Jack Reacher movie, that's what Tom Cruise's character said when explaining motivations to the defense lawyer. Some serve for adventure, some serve for true patriotism, and some are looking to legally kill people.
LOVE Jack Reacher! When he gets the lawyer to look across the street, into that building at night, and what their (our) existence boils down to be. Love all the films about middle age guys being able to take down 15 FBI agents or young punks with no problem. So wish we had a Reacher or a "Beekeeper" to swoop in and save us from this madness. But sadly, ain't no superhero gonna fly in to save the day. Not in this f'd up reality. Worried about tRump & hegseth removing all the guardrails, all the generals who would likely object to using the US Military against its own citizens; or even more worrisome, object to ever using a nuke. But as noted today and in this post, they have had the foresight to keep tRump out of some meetings. Maybe I worry too much...and watch too many movies!
I read that too. I am convinced many ice are former 1/6 criminals that he pardoned. Makes me 🤮.
100%. So many sick, damaged people.
True that the CIA Director is always an R? Interesting
Just like the FBI Directors are all republicans and whatever Crazy eyes is.
Hmm, maybe Patel will change that trend.
They weed out the non psychopaths.
Agreed!
After reading Tim Weiner's history of the CIA fuckups "Legacy of Ashes," CIA deaths/missteps/blunders/dumpster fires are not only unsurprising, they are par for the course. The CIA is highly skilled at spinning failure into perceived success, and justifies itself over and over based on that. Best CIA show ever? Amazon's Patriot. Every single thing they do is inept, violent, and totally misguided.
The CIA had missing & dead informants during Trump's first term. The innocent people tied to him one way or another are trapped in an endless episode of American Horror Story.
Paywall. I quit the WP years ago.
Speaking of CIA, I just watched the original In-Laws again last night. "Serpentine, Shel, serpentine."
A classic. trump is nuttier than General Garcia.
I watched it last night, too! There are flames on my car! Lol!
Quite like the remake too, but not nearly as much, of course. Felt like they could have done so much more with Douglas & Brooks, but was still entertaining.
Central Intelligence Agency—the biggest contradiction in terms of there ever was!
$2 to read a single article. My gosh, is Bezos that crazy for cash?
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/05/billionaire-consequence-free-reality/686588/?gift=9x7jcG3rVPfxnP2T0daVO8rqMpdeBY9ReCl_1W7L0ok
"Gift link" Some interesting insights into a Bezos' conference/retreat
Thanks for the article. Chilling is an apt description. These oligarchs really couldn’t care less for the 99%.
That is a chilling account.
It certainly isn’t good.
We need no more proof of dementia than Diaper Don insulting The Wall Street Journal. Might as well spit in Rupert Murdoch's eye. Donald would be rotting away in Trump Tower without Fox and the WSJ. Murdoch practically birthed him.
All of 'em just want attention. Substance is irrelevant to all of them.
One insight into Murdoch that shows how much of scumbag he is: He hates Trump, but did everything he could to put him in the White House. Twice.
Les Moonves (sp?) & all the other news outlets, too! And still!🤬
And Paramount and Disney’s spineless executives handed Donny millions to settle lawsuits that any decent First Amendment lawyer could have gotten tossed out on summary judgment. Where are those millions now? Crypto maybe, or an offshore account out of the reach of any investigators.
The settlement funds were allegedly for his presidential library, which we all know is another huge grift.
Trump library is the biggest oxymoron I've ever heard.
With MORON in all caps. A la Dump.
Like his airplane from Qatar.
A “library” that might be topped with a hotel.
Moonves is a sexual harasser POS
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Absolutely.
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Murdoch did, metaphorically, which means dump is a piece of Murdoch's shit
And yet Murdoch himself hates trump, and actually tried to get someone else elected, but the trumpian lickers: Hannity, judge winebox, and the sex pest loofa guy, and company, luv them some orange ass. When they told the truth, and called the election for Biden, they lost viewers, so they continue to fellate the fanta Hitler.
fanta hitler *snort*
I stole it. I would credit the author, but I have no idea who it is.
Well, he already told us he's through being Mr. Goodbar.
So true. Reading this after posting similar thoughts of my own.
You know if they built Fred Sr a fake office towards the end you’d think ‘something’ could be done with a simple cell phone…
The Fisher Price Laugh & Learn 2-in-1 Slide to Learn Smartphone is only like $9.00.
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I wonder how many of those are going to show up at the WH!!
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Can Donny tell us what sound a cow makes?
Pathetically, no..unless it's in a Big Mac. 😂
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😂😂😂😂😂 I think my 2 year old nephew has one. This was fucking hysterical!
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I should have read this first, I just commented the same thing! Give the guy a "toy" phone, have him dictate the posts to someone who never posts them, use his beloved AI to trick him into thinking he's posting. Do something but shut him up!
Unfortunately there are too many who would prefer to just treat him as a normal, functioning human being. To our everlasting misery. Unless someone can cobble a few brain cells together before we're all blown to kingdom come.
I have thought of this too! Build him a fake "Oval Bordello" like a movie set that leads to nowhere. Send in actors dressed like reporters like Norma Desmond at the end of "Sunset Blvd" to film him. Hire someone good with accents pretending to be Vlad and Xi. Phones that go to nowhere. This has to be James Bond level now. Set it up so he trips on the stairs to Air Force One, hits his head, and bleeds out from all the aspirin he takes because he wants beautiful, thin blood...that doesn't clot. Death by baby aspirin. A fitting end to our Toddler-in-Chief. Give those REAL patriots Presidential.Medals of Freedom for ridding the world of this Marmalade Messiah.
While I completely agree this is needed, it's absolutely wild that we're at this point if you think about it. The Republican fucking traitors in Congress have completely abdicated their responsibility to impeach and remove an actual lunatic malignant narcissist with raging dementia and they don't get NEARLY enough shit for it. They could end this tomorrow!
The Republican Congress is useless at best and complicit at worst. Has the House even been in session half of this term? Every single reporter should be asking them why they aren't doing anything to protect the American people from a madman who is going to start WWIII and why their only "accomplishment" has been huge tax cuts for billionaires paid for by cuts to services millions of Americans rely on? EVERY SINGLE REPORTER, EVERY SINGLE DAY!
It's not like they hold town halls or are responsive to their constituents. The media are the only ones who can actually ask them these questions but it's become so normalized that they would put party over country. Sorry for the rant, but it drives me absolutely nuts.
Is Rich Little still alive? Have a celebrity impersonator on standby 24/7.
I remember Rich Little. He did the Nixon impressions. Lol
For Dr. Donnie, they need the guy who does the Trump impressions on the Canadian show that is like our SNL. He was more Donnie than Donnie. The voice. The mannerisms. I saw a skit he did reading a story to children and yelled at them."Quiet Piggy". Even the set for the fake "Oval bordello" was exact with all the portraits in gold frames and the gold tchotchkes on the mantlepiece and walls. It was uncanny. Emmy award winning. That's where they need to put him. On that exact set. He would feel right at home. It was posted on Substack by someone to notes months ago.😂
This Hour has 22 Minutes. That's a classic.
Oh, I found it! Hope people see it! Thank you again Maria!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ch7zrzkl5Is
Yes, thank you Maria! I know I have the YT link on my tablet but didn't know how to find it. 🙏
There has to be a nostalgic future movie in there, Robyn! meanwhile, in real life...
Meanwhile in real life...we are literally in hell. I feel like a hostage.
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Right? This really needs to be done.
I. hate. him. And I wish he would die. Soon.
This is the prayer heard 'round the world daily.
And all the talk and fantasizing about defiling his grave is not just hyperbole. They will have to have a huge barrier or armed security or something because he is one of the most reviled people ever.
I am of the belief that there should be no grave. He must be dumped overboard like Osama bin Laden. No place for his followers to visit like it's Lourdes. Other option is embalming him (by his morturary makeup he's looking halfway there) and displaying him like Lenin's tomb and charging admission to make money back for what this goniff has stolen from us. Would be a huge attraction...like the World's Fair, so people can see he is really dead. Set up a concession selling Big Macs and Diet Cokes. It would get corporate sponsors.
And put it on his golf course. Ivana's grave can be paved over and they can set up tables with dick umbrellas on the concrete.
Hysterical. They redid her grave.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/241603122/ivana-trump
But there are 17 holes left available ⛳
When did they fix it up?
Also, who are the 3 spouses on the obituary? And why is Trump not listed?
Good point. Definitely he has cult followers.
Bury him at sea like Bin Laden.
Do not pollute our oceans: it would be like a deliberate sewage spill. The cetaceans would instantly reverse course on evolution and become land mammals again.
Cremate him and dump the ashes across the golf course at Mar-a-Lardo.
Good point.
except LIVE stream the thing so the magas can't claim later, "there is no proof"...like the did with Bin Laden
I think they *must* be digging a TRENCH where the East Wing was....& w/ a stockpile of GASOLINE w/in easy reach.
🎶 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1945 🎶
And Jeffrey Epstein. Someone told he’s been seen in Israel.
A guy goes to tRump's gravesite. The guard there tells him to go to LA. The guy looks at him like he's crazy. "Why should I go to LA," he asks? The guard says, "That's where the line starts to piss on his grave."
FOTF!!!
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His name will be reviled as much as Hitler or Charles Manson
He’ll have to be buried in an undisclosed location OR somewhere on the back nine at his private golf shithole.
LOL!
Please let him go to prison first. I dream of seeing him in handcuffs.
Why oh why did GA DA Fani Willis get into a relationship with her hired prosecutor? She had guilty pleas. She had his mug shot. However, she underestimated the ability of the press to ridicule a woman who has sex. Her employee. Such a risk in a take no risks situation. I wish we paid her extra money just to live in a cocoon for two years.
If it hadn't been that, there would have been something. Even if they had to create the narrative from whole cloth.
Remember John Kerry?
My thoughts precisely, at the time and still. We needed her so badly. Of course we know women (especially those in power) should not have sex or even love. Something definitely off kilter in this world.
Orangeshitstain was CONVICTED of 34 FELONIES.
It wasn't going to jail, or it would have.
Plenty of people to blame. Mitch the cowardly turtle unwilling to whip the votes to convict Trump after the insurrection. Biden with his “this is not who we are” nonsense refusing to attack and stick the knife in MAGA. Merrick milquetoast Garland, who had to be goaded into opening an investigation by the House Jan 6 committee and far too late. Biden foolishly insisting on running for re-election when everyone but his small coterie of enablers knew he wasn’t up to it. Harris retreating into her overly cautious and over scripted shell after a very promising start to her campaign and aided and abetted in this failed strategy by the useless Dem political consultants and the Dem Party. Many, many failures led us back to the clown whose incompetence killed hundreds of thousands of people during Covid.
My eyes are burning just reading this! Still, we lack the imagination to prevent this creep from doing more damage. The press should be blunt: HE IS DANGEROUS. REMOVE HIM NOW. WTF?!
I'm watching an online course of the French Revolution. The Third Estate needs to show DC who is boss.
Yes! And an orange jumpsuit.
Nope, he would get the Ghislaine Maxwell treatment -- Camembert cheese, French bread, Big Macs instead of maggots. He'll never see a prison cell. And if he has any compromising secrets on others, as Epstein did, he's already blabbed them.
100%.
Prison is too good for him. Not an option.
I want to see him in the cell made for Hannibal Lector.
I would like to see him LIKE Hannibal Lechter...with a ball stuffed in his anus mouth and a leather mask over his face. Like a Friday night GRINDR hook up for Miss Lindsey or Moses.Mike Johnson.
His mouth really is grotesque, isn't it. How can he not be aware that it looks just like a poop-hole? Why didn't he get a speech therapist to help him make it look less disgusting as the shit pours out?
Hahaha. Did you ever watch the TV show "Game of Thrones"? There was a line in it " The seed is strong". It was because this king Robert Baratheon who fucked anything that moved had an endless amount of bastards and they all had dark hair just like him, while his 3 children by his Queen were all blonde and looked nothing like him, and they realized those kids were not his...that's how strong his genes.were.
With Trump "the seed is strong". You could pick a Trump out of a line up from 1000 feet away. They all look like him. DonJr, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany,...all had plastic surgery on their chins and faces and mouths. Even Mary Trump (and I love her) has the family mouth. His late brother Robert had it. Barron looks like a Russian mobster. Looks like he got Melania's genes. The only other family I ever seen with such family resemblances over 100 years are the Royal family in England. And the Hapsburgs with their chins 😂
Speaking of the sickest man in the world, that clip that Jeff put on top today, WTF, I’ve never understood it and figured a shrink would offer a word (George Frank). But any scribbler just offer up something, it’s the the scarey kind of clip that makes me think ‘exorcism’ emergency! Help somebody what is it?
Douglas, that clip dates back to a rally during his first term. He was making fun of a reporter who has cerebral palsy. It's one of the most appalling things he's done and should have ended his support, but no - MAGA's love his juvenile antics.
Paula, are you sure I am familiar with both but the one I’m speaking of I believe is the new illegal term 201 I’m pretty sure either way it’s frightening.
He needs an EXISTENCE ADJUSTMENT
You and me both Anastasia. I can't think of a more deserving person who should be spending his last years locked up somewhere unpleasant.
I want him to live long enough to suffer the humiliation of seeing everything he believes is cementing his "legacy" get systematically eradicated.
Prison is too good for him. It would be like the movie Goodfellas. Where they would send Walt Nauta with him to cook and supply him with diet cokes and have every comfort. No, he deserves death. Fire up "Old Sparky" Did you ever see the movie "The Green Mile"?
We say this every damned day.
The entire world does. To be so hated and despised and know every single one of us wake up wishing to read he is gone. (I check several times a day) And I feel guilty saying it here where Uncle Jeff has lost the love of his life so recently. It's why I feel there is no justice, no karma, nothing. Just biology. Or unnatural death by killing and accidents. (I still haven't gotten over the thread with dear Jill and her late husband's shower scrubby from last week that I'm still crying over. I thought of her Saturday night and the zip lock bag) while this useless piece of garbage in a flesh suit who wants to wipe out an entire civilization is still breathing.
Same here.
I post it every damn day: "Is he dead yet?"
Susan: you’re my people ❤️
I was just fantasizing that he went to Vietnam, got killed, and we never even had to hear of him. What a timeline that would be!
Tonight works for me.
Oh , now, that would be a historic day and an international celebration
"this is what pure, unadulterated bugfuck insanity looks like. the president of the United States is off his rocker, and out wandering where the buses don’t run — and, somehow, he’s not being chased by the men with the white coats and the butterfly nets. it’s maddening that this is allowed to go on."
Pretty much it in a nutshell.
This old tune popped in my head the other day. Current climate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtv9Pl3KJY
I still remember every word - we loved this as kids!
I didn't hear this at the time -- fortunately, because it's creepy. Unfortunately, it's the theme song for 2026 in the US of A.
Haa-ha, Ho-Ho-Ho-Hee Hee. He liked the nice men in the clean white coats.
And "nut" is the right word for it.
I love the description "out wandering where the buses don't run". It makes me laugh every time i hear it.
That's where the rails run out and the bedsprings lie.
It’s my favorite 😂
OT:
Chavez-DeRemer is the latest to go
She had the pathos and stupidity to show
She's an adulteress boozer
Wed to a sexual abuser
But she of course wears a cross, you know
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DRUNKEN PSYCHO / SEXUAL PSYCHOPATHS
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Great one today Doc! Each one in the GOP inner circle is sleazier than the next.
It's stunning how many in his regime are said to drink to excess and engage in extramarital stuff. Shitbags of a feather flock together, I suppose
Excellent.
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Refresh my memory - what exactly did we get by invading Venezuela?
Trump got a huge payday. He sent the oil money to some private account.
While on Trump’s big Venezuela pay day, it was like every other Trump scam. We the People paid for the deployment of naval forces in the Gulf, the extra-judicial killing of more than 100 people off the Venezuelan coast and of course, the cost of abducting Maduro. But some how, trump ends up pocketing only revenue from illegally commandeered Venezuelan oil sales.
Similarly, Trump, his family and friends are profiting on market manipulation and arms sales. The Iran war is costing the US government $1 billion per day and American consumers billions more, but Trump and his buddies are pocketing billions. And still, Trump is planning to pay himself $10 billion from the US Treasure, to settle a lawsuit with himself over the release of his old tax records.
You all gotta ask, just how fucking greedy can the man be? But I suppose that applies to all the billionaires who have joined Donald at the trough.
He can choke on it
Fingers crossed.
How much money do they need? It’s insane!! And no remorse for taking food out of a child’s mouth 🤬
Since he refuses to up and die, our choices are few and well defined he cheated to get in now it’s hard to rid us of the plight. Do not stop trying I sure won’t.
Exactly! Why is there not more coverage of this?
Because every day there is a fire hose of shit being thrown at the walls, and we can't keep up, or concentrate on any one thing.
Baffle them with the bullshit!
Also, the ones profiting with him own the media.
Remind me, are we still blockading/war criming Cuba?
Probably, but their whole MO is to slam us with so much "stuff" at once that we can't keep up. Who knows what's happening that isn't being talked about? I think that's been
the Heritage Foundation's evil plan all along.
The US military fired on another random fishing boat in the Caribbean yesterday, killing all the occupants. Almost no news coverage. So he's flexing to take over Cuba and MSM yawns and stretches.
Some distraction from the creep being the costar of the Epstein Files.
Two inmates awaiting trial, while Maduro's regime remains in charge.
My face looks exactly like the “ARGHH” meme! I agree-someone needs to stomp the shit out this administration!
Tess, I can't take it either. Everywhere I'm look I'm surrounded by venality. Help, I want off the carousel of crazy.
And the people you know who “just won’t think about it” while the USA goes to shit…I want to throttle them!!
We've lived with this shit for so long, will we even recognize competency when it finally (and hopefully) arrives? DAMNIT. I just hate everything!
I am suffering a mental crash. I have been unable to read and absorb the news for the last two weeks. I can't even post coherently. I think my mind is demanding a vacation. I wish I could give it one.
Seriously, take care of yourself.
Try something that needs attention but no thought. My mom knits, my sister crochet and craft books for kits in hospitals, I do framed coloring book pages for donation to our church fairs.
It helps. And <big hug>!
Thank you, Cyndi. I spend most of my day reading “fantasy fiction”, and escape to other worlds. It's amazing how every evil entity I come across in these fantastical places seem to be modeled on trump, but that's obviously my own thinking. He really is the ‘real world’ personification of every villain ever invented!
I also escape into art, on my good days. I switched mediums from painting watercolors to oil pastels, so my cramped and shaky hands don't wreck every attempt. Matisse is one of my favorite artists, and he kept working by switching mediums until he was doing paper cutouts. It worked for him!
Yeah I agree with you. Stomp the shit out of this administration and stomp it hard. What the hell is wrong with this Keystone Cops type of negotiating team ffs?
So the Couch Molester, the Son-in-law Dweeb, and Real Estate Idjit have gone to Islamabad to negotiate with themselves? Is this some new and improved, exotic type of masturbation? Dear Leader is like the Mountain Troll in Harry Potter - big, dumb, aggressive, and stinky.
I love Jeff's gif of the Marx Brothers tossing on beards. Chef's kiss!
I have a recurring fantasy that Jeff’s posts, especially the last few, will be read on a national TV news program. Like throwing a grenade into a foxhole.
Douglas, modest Jeff has offered that excellent challenge to the press, and yet has not started what I suggest: a GoFundMe account where the first journalist to take his challenge wins the proceeds. It would absolutely go viral in fundraising, and at risk of sounding Trumpish, would be the biggest, best GoFundMe ever, EVERYONE would be talking about it with tears in their eyes!
It would most likely bring him THOUSANDS of new subscribers, and the entire nation--heck, world!--would be watching daily to see "whose is gonna be?!?" I can imagine the tension building and Trump flinging ketchup as the nation turns their eyes to the brave journalist!
That is an absolutely brilliant idea. And think of the killing we could all make on the Predictive sites.
Ya beat me to it lol.
"With tears in their eyes" 😂 Brilliant.
And Jeff will win that Pulitzer prize he so often mentions. (Hey! I don't see his message about it today. Maybe he won it and just never told us?)
Maybe Jeff can award the Pulitzer to himself, just like Trump and the Medal of Honor.
Excellent idea!
What an excellent idea!
Right? I think that often.
Every fucking day I pray for that Chuck Jones anvil to drop from the skies. That Monty Python foot. Or at least going out on the commode à la Elvis. Every fucking day.
By the way, peeps, check out the tribute fatfuck made to Tim Cook. I’d rather swallow thumbtacks than to have to read that about myself.
You mean Tim Apple, right? 🙄
😂
But of course.
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Steve Jobs is the antithesis of Tim Cook and would have despised him. But look who owns "the failing Washington Post" -- the Amazon idiot who shat away $70m on Melania's documentary. So much for stupid gold brick loyalty.
And guess who owns "The Atlantic" that Ka$h is suing and Jeffrey Goldberg who was on the Signalgate call and wrote about it for them. Laurene Powell Jobs (widow of Steve) with plenty of billions to support and defend her wonderful writers and publication. There's a nice symmetry to that.
I love this for Kash. 😂 This band of pissy, litigious assclowns don't think beyond their bruised egos to realize they're opening the door to a truckload of discovery that will be FAR more damaging than what was written about them. We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn. 🍿
How exciting. And they will call in everyone for depositions in the administration! Case will be dismissed. Just like Trump drops his. Did you ever see Trump's filmed deposition with Robbie Kaplan who was E. Jean Carroll's brilliant lawyer? 😂😂😂😂😂 I wish I had a video of it when she asked him "Did you say you were a star and could just grab a woman by their pussy and they let you do it?" His arrogance to HER was appalling. Oh, and she showed him a picture of him with Ivana from years ago talking to E.Jean and her ex-husband. She was beautiful and he had said he would never go after EJean because she wasn't his type. "And neither are you, no offense" to Robbie who is a lesbian. He thought E Jean was Marla Maples 😂 Just imagine if that was President Eisenhower or FDR
His demeanor, and that of his "lawyer" during that whole trial was so disgusting. Non-stop shit posting during the whole thing, he can't help himself, talking about how she wasn't "his type" so he obviously didn't rape her. So, so gross. And yet, some folks still considered him to be president material!
"Alina. Would you rather pretty or smart? Oh, that's easy. Pretty. I can fake being smart" when she was questioned by these incel podcasters. 😳
She cost him.$1 million for filing a ridiculous lawsuit that the judge.fined him and her and he had to pay. She cost him $5 million for the first E Jean lawsuit. I forget if she was the one for the $80 million E Jean lawsuit. And he gave her big jobs in the regime. He hires everyone for their looks or how much asskissing they can do between Dozy Donnie's naps.
Tim Apple?
Soon, when Tim Cook visited the Oval Office to give tRumPutin a fucking gold bar, preznit fuckwit couldn't remember his name, so he called him Tim Apple.
How utterly embarrassing is he?! Tho’ cook is an arse lickin magat.🤢
Autocorrect changed your name. Sorry, Sooz!
Trump once introduced Tim Cook as Tim Apple.
He's such a fucking idiot. If this wasn't real life I would think this was Season 26 of "The Sopranos" where Tony becomes.President and Carmela, First.Lady! If you ever watched the show, Tony would always make mistakes like that, and he didn't have dementia.
The TV in the dining room sometimes glitches with a sudden cutoff of audio. NBC Evening News was starting, Tom Llamas was summarizing the day's top stories: "Shakeup in the tech world as Tim Cook steps down as CEO of Apple. Who will replace him? FBI Director Kash Patel--"
Why is Donny comparing this (from a duration standpoint) to WWI and WWII? I thought it wasn’t a war.
Good point.
Exactly.
Whenever I read news about the negotiations headed by the three stooges (Vance, Witkoff and Kushner) I picture Iran negotiators pulling a Monty Python saying "We fart in your general direction"
They've been trolling him so well on social media it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
😂😂😂
Thanks Jeff.
I keep thinking of "Elect an incompetent deranged sociopathic clown -and we get the criminally corrupt chaos of now".
Here's an excerpt from my latest article, "The Architecture of Chaos" -it talks about what we've lost as a nation by elevating people like Reagan, "Dubya", and now the pedo criminal elect.
"In November 2024, American voters elevated to the presidency a man with thirty-four felony convictions. A man impeached twice by the House of Representatives, for abuse of power and for incitement of insurrection. A man under continuing criminal indictment and investigation at the state and federal level. A man whose decades-long personal relationships with Jeffrey Epstein, charged with the sex trafficking of children, and Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted of conspiracy to traffic and abuse minors, are documented in photographs, flight logs, and public record. A man whose business career produced six bankruptcies, four of them at the casinos that bore his name. A man barred by the New York Attorney General from serving in a leadership role at any New York-based nonprofit, after the Trump Foundation was dissolved for what the court described as a pattern of illegality."
https://bomdia.substack.com/p/the-architecture-of-chaos
It was not a fair and honest election. Results were manipulated by Musk, Putin and local poll workers. Still, here we are.
What you don't understand is that his voters really "know" him because they watched him play a smart businessman on a scripted, prime time TV game show for 12 years. Every week he was in their homes. That's way more than most voters usually "know" about a candidate.
Where is Gene Rayburn or Allen Ludden when you need them for regime change? :)
I'd be happy with Bob Barker myself. He loves animals and knows how much groceries, furniture, and cars cost.
You had me at “Animal Welfare”. But Allen Ludden showed remarkably good judgement marrying Betty White.
Rumors are it was a lavendar marriage...but a very happy one, like many are.
Happy is a major improvement for most. 🤓
I think a a tell-all book is being written about him by one of the women that I don't think is going to be pretty, but my late mother loved that show and could have been a contestant..She knew.everything.
😂
Makes sense Robin. He specializes in failure, lying, hypocrisy, and fraud.
Blows me away how ppl were like “BIDEN NEEDS TO STEP DOWN - NOW”‼️ but there’s this respectful “HOPEFULLY THE CHOLESTEROL WILL DO IT’S JOB?!” attitude towards Donnie… I just don’t get it
It’s in the plan to destroy the US and have the oligarchs and tech elite step in to implement their dystopian vision😵💫😱
Exactly!
yeah I heard they were ‘pulling the plug’
They are liars and fuck heads.
He has a big fan base that politicians worry about.
Didn’t realize it was still that big
Its big enough and solid across multiple states.
I guess the only thing that might break through is gas prices. Geezus
I doubt it. They'll just blame it on Biden.
😐
Thats true. People are really affected by gas prices.
I am literally to the point where I cannot even read the 🍊💩👜’s not tweets. I just blow right by them and read your summaries Jeff. Please please please someone, something make this fucking timeline go away.
Same, I cannot bear to read his insane posts, nor can I stomach his dead voice. Poor Jeff has to read that stuff for us. Jeff is doing God's work.
Yes, thank you Jeff for taking one for the team. We appreciate you beyond measure!
The lifelong fuckup continues apace
He got us all into a bad place
And when he opens his mouth
The already bad goes south
More idiocy from that shit-spewing face
Jeff did you see the reporting that Trump tried to nuke Iran last Saturday night, but Dan Kane stopped him? Not sure how true it is, but it's scary because it very well could be true.
it's not true. it's been debunked.
I didn't bookmark the link, but the original claim been traced back to a rando who would be in no position to have any credible information
Whew! Thanks.
That's a relief. That removes one of the 750 reasons why he should be removed immediately.
Thanks ignore my comment.
Wayyy too easy to believe.
I think it's probably true. He desperately wants to nuke someone, anyone. God help us all.
Ok, I feel better now. Thank you.
That should be the end of his presidency right there. He is so obviously a clear and present danger to the entire planet. Even the couch fucker would be an improvement right now. Why is he still in office???
WHAT???? 😳😳😳