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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Two CIA officers die in Mexico accident after counternarcotics operation"

that can't be good.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/21/cia-mexico-accident-counter-narcotics/

P123Sunny's avatar

yet he has a ton of support in the agencies… smdh

Lucius's avatar

Law enforcement agencies are typically staffed with the kind of guys who volunteer for ICE, it's just that they used to have SOME standards. It's not surprising that he's got the support of authoritarian leaning dipshits with badges.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I read somewhere that in the military and in law enforcement, there is always a certain percentage of applicants who sign up just because they want a legal excuse to kill people. the cops and the military have always tried to screen those psychopaths out. ICE doesn't.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

ICE pay them incentives. 50 large.

Lucius's avatar

"tried" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Christian nationalists have been making a determined effort to infiltrate cops and the military for a long, long time. And unfortunately, it's been a resounding success.

HI2thDoc's avatar

In the first Jack Reacher movie, that's what Tom Cruise's character said when explaining motivations to the defense lawyer. Some serve for adventure, some serve for true patriotism, and some are looking to legally kill people.

kdsherpa's avatar

I remember in Psych Residency learning that 50% of people in law enforcement and in the ministry are truly good people trying to serve others, and the other 50% are sociopaths in it for themselves and/or to physically hurt other people.

Robin D's avatar

100%. So many sick, damaged people.

Susan Rockefeller's avatar

I read that too. I am convinced many ice are former 1/6 criminals that he pardoned. Makes me 🤮.

P123Sunny's avatar

True that the CIA Director is always an R? Interesting

US Blues's avatar

Just like the FBI Directors are all republicans and whatever Crazy eyes is.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Hmm, maybe Patel will change that trend.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

They weed out the non psychopaths.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

After reading Tim Weiner's history of the CIA fuckups "Legacy of Ashes," CIA deaths/missteps/blunders/dumpster fires are not only unsurprising, they are par for the course. The CIA is highly skilled at spinning failure into perceived success, and justifies itself over and over based on that. Best CIA show ever? Amazon's Patriot. Every single thing they do is inept, violent, and totally misguided.

Vee Cross's avatar

The CIA had missing & dead informants during Trump's first term. The innocent people tied to him one way or another are trapped in an endless episode of American Horror Story.

US Blues's avatar

Paywall. I quit the WP years ago.

serenity's avatar

Speaking of CIA, I just watched the original In-Laws again last night. "Serpentine, Shel, serpentine."

A classic. trump is nuttier than General Garcia.

Sue Munda's avatar

I watched it last night, too! There are flames on my car! Lol!

Ann Anderson's avatar

We need no more proof of dementia than Diaper Don insulting The Wall Street Journal. Might as well spit in Rupert Murdoch's eye. Donald would be rotting away in Trump Tower without Fox and the WSJ. Murdoch practically birthed him.

Miselle's avatar

⬆️🎯👏🏼

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

All of 'em just want attention. Substance is irrelevant to all of them.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Murdoch did, metaphorically, which means dump is a piece of Murdoch's shit

Bob's avatar

One insight into Murdoch that shows how much of scumbag he is: He hates Trump, but did everything he could to put him in the White House. Twice.

Sue Munda's avatar

Les Moonves (sp?) & all the other news outlets, too! And still!🤬

Bonnie Council's avatar

So true. Reading this after posting similar thoughts of my own.

Kevin Rice's avatar

Well, he already told us he's through being Mr. Goodbar.

P123Sunny's avatar

You know if they built Fred Sr a fake office towards the end you’d think ‘something’ could be done with a simple cell phone…

Jeff Arndt's avatar

The Fisher Price Laugh & Learn 2-in-1 Slide to Learn Smartphone is only like $9.00.

Cheri Collins's avatar

👏👏👏👏🤣

Carol Jacobson's avatar

I wonder how many of those are going to show up at the WH!!

P123Sunny's avatar

I D E A ‼️

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bob's avatar

Can Donny tell us what sound a cow makes?

Robin D's avatar

Pathetically, no..unless it's in a Big Mac. 😂

Robin D's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂 I think my 2 year old nephew has one. This was fucking hysterical!

myhoopbabies's avatar

I should have read this first, I just commented the same thing! Give the guy a "toy" phone, have him dictate the posts to someone who never posts them, use his beloved AI to trick him into thinking he's posting. Do something but shut him up!

Miselle's avatar

⬆️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼‼️‼️‼️

Robin D's avatar

I have thought of this too! Build him a fake "Oval Bordello" like a movie set that leads to nowhere. Send in actors dressed like reporters like Norma Desmond at the end of "Sunset Blvd" to film him. Hire someone good with accents pretending to be Vlad and Xi. Phones that go to nowhere. This has to be James Bond level now. Set it up so he trips on the stairs to Air Force One, hits his head, and bleeds out from all the aspirin he takes because he wants beautiful, thin blood...that doesn't clot. Death by baby aspirin. A fitting end to our Toddler-in-Chief. Give those REAL patriots Presidential.Medals of Freedom for ridding the world of this Marmalade Messiah.

Jeff Arndt's avatar

Is Rich Little still alive? Have a celebrity impersonator on standby 24/7.

Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? This really needs to be done.

kdsherpa's avatar

I. hate. him. And I wish he would die. Soon.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

This is the prayer heard 'round the world daily.

HI2thDoc's avatar

And all the talk and fantasizing about defiling his grave is not just hyperbole. They will have to have a huge barrier or armed security or something because he is one of the most reviled people ever.

Cyndi's avatar

Bury him at sea like Bin Laden.

James Starr's avatar

except LIVE stream the thing so the magas can't claim later, "there is no proof"...like the did with Bin Laden

Joyce's avatar

Do not pollute our oceans: it would be like a deliberate sewage spill. The cetaceans would instantly reverse course on evolution and become land mammals again.

Robin D's avatar

I am of the belief that there should be no grave. He must be dumped overboard like Osama bin Laden. No place for his followers to visit like it's Lourdes. Other option is embalming him (by his morturary makeup he's looking halfway there) and displaying him like Lenin's tomb and charging admission to make money back for what this goniff has stolen from us. Would be a huge attraction...like the World's Fair, so people can see he is really dead. Set up a concession selling Big Macs and Diet Cokes. It would get corporate sponsors.

Joyce's avatar

And put it on his golf course. Ivana's grave can be paved over and they can set up tables with dick umbrellas on the concrete.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Good point. Definitely he has cult followers.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Please let him go to prison first. I dream of seeing him in handcuffs.

Eileen's avatar

Why oh why did GA DA Fani Willis get into a relationship with her hired prosecutor? She had guilty pleas. She had his mug shot. However, she underestimated the ability of the press to ridicule a woman who has sex. Her employee. Such a risk in a take no risks situation. I wish we paid her extra money just to live in a cocoon for two years.

Cyndi's avatar

If it hadn't been that, there would have been something. Even if they had to create the narrative from whole cloth.

Remember John Kerry?

Bonnie Council's avatar

My thoughts precisely, at the time and still. We needed her so badly. Of course we know women (especially those in power) should not have sex or even love. Something definitely off kilter in this world.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Orangeshitstain was CONVICTED of 34 FELONIES.

It wasn't going to jail, or it would have.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Yes! And an orange jumpsuit.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Nope, he would get the Ghislaine Maxwell treatment -- Camembert cheese, French bread, Big Macs instead of maggots. He'll never see a prison cell. And if he has any compromising secrets on others, as Epstein did, he's already blabbed them.

Robin D's avatar

100%.

Prison is too good for him. Not an option.

Paula Dean's avatar

I want to see him in the cell made for Hannibal Lector.

Robin D's avatar

I would like to see him LIKE Hannibal Lechter...with a ball stuffed in his anus mouth and a leather mask over his face. Like a Friday night GRINDR hook up for Miss Lindsey or Moses.Mike Johnson.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

He needs an EXISTENCE ADJUSTMENT

barb's avatar

You and me both Anastasia. I can't think of a more deserving person who should be spending his last years locked up somewhere unpleasant.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I want him to live long enough to suffer the humiliation of seeing everything he believes is cementing his "legacy" get systematically eradicated.

Robin D's avatar

Prison is too good for him. It would be like the movie Goodfellas. Where they would send Walt Nauta with him to cook and supply him with diet cokes and have every comfort. No, he deserves death. Fire up "Old Sparky" Did you ever see the movie "The Green Mile"?

Susan Niemann's avatar

We say this every damned day.

Bonnie Council's avatar

I post it every damn day: "Is he dead yet?"

RZolu's avatar

Susan: you’re my people ❤️

Wendymae's avatar

I was just fantasizing that he went to Vietnam, got killed, and we never even had to hear of him. What a timeline that would be!

Robin D's avatar
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The entire world does. To be so hated and despised and know every single one of us wake up wishing to read he is gone. (I check several times a day) And I feel guilty saying it here where Uncle Jeff has lost the love of his life so recently. It's why I feel there is no justice, no karma, nothing. Just biology. Or unnatural death by killing and accidents. (I still haven't gotten over the thread with dear Jill and her late husband's shower scrubby from last week that I'm still crying over. I thought of her Saturday night and the zip lock bag) while this useless piece of garbage in a flesh suit who wants to wipe out an entire civilization is still breathing.

James Starr's avatar

Oh , now, that would be a historic day and an international celebration

KO in LA's avatar

"this is what pure, unadulterated bugfuck insanity looks like. the president of the United States is off his rocker, and out wandering where the buses don’t run — and, somehow, he’s not being chased by the men with the white coats and the butterfly nets. it’s maddening that this is allowed to go on."

Pretty much it in a nutshell.

kdsherpa's avatar

And "nut" is the right word for it.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

This old tune popped in my head the other day. Current climate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtv9Pl3KJY

KO in LA's avatar

I still remember every word - we loved this as kids!

kdsherpa's avatar

I didn't hear this at the time -- fortunately, because it's creepy. Unfortunately, it's the theme song for 2026 in the US of A.

barb's avatar
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I love the description "out wandering where the buses don't run". It makes me laugh every time i hear it.

Butch's avatar

Refresh my memory - what exactly did we get by invading Venezuela?

arne link's avatar

Trump got a huge payday. He sent the oil money to some private account.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

While on Trump’s big Venezuela pay day, it was like every other Trump scam. We the People paid for the deployment of naval forces in the Gulf, the extra-judicial killing of more than 100 people off the Venezuelan coast and of course, the cost of abducting Maduro. But some how, trump ends up pocketing only revenue from illegally commandeered Venezuelan oil sales.

Similarly, Trump, his family and friends are profiting on market manipulation and arms sales. The Iran war is costing the US government $1 billion per day and American consumers billions more, but Trump and his buddies are pocketing billions. And still, Trump is planning to pay himself $10 billion from the US Treasure, to settle a lawsuit with himself over the release of his old tax records.

You all gotta ask, just how fucking greedy can the man be? But I suppose that applies to all the billionaires who have joined Donald at the trough.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

He can choke on it

RZolu's avatar

How much money do they need? It’s insane!! And no remorse for taking food out of a child’s mouth 🤬

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Exactly! Why is there not more coverage of this?

Kim Steeves's avatar

Because every day there is a fire hose of shit being thrown at the walls, and we can't keep up, or concentrate on any one thing.

Baffle them with the bullshit!

Sue Munda's avatar

Also, the ones profiting with him own the media.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Remind me, are we still blockading/war criming Cuba?

Bonnie Council's avatar

Probably, but their whole MO is to slam us with so much "stuff" at once that we can't keep up. Who knows what's happening that isn't being talked about? I think that's been

the Heritage Foundation's evil plan all along.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The US military fired on another random fishing boat in the Caribbean yesterday, killing all the occupants. Almost no news coverage. So he's flexing to take over Cuba and MSM yawns and stretches.

SethTriggs's avatar

Some distraction from the creep being the costar of the Epstein Files.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Two inmates awaiting trial, while Maduro's regime remains in charge.

Tess's avatar

My face looks exactly like the “ARGHH” meme! I agree-someone needs to stomp the shit out this administration!

Mingo's avatar

Tess, I can't take it either. Everywhere I'm look I'm surrounded by venality. Help, I want off the carousel of crazy.

RZolu's avatar

And the people you know who “just won’t think about it” while the USA goes to shit…I want to throttle them!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

We've lived with this shit for so long, will we even recognize competency when it finally (and hopefully) arrives? DAMNIT. I just hate everything!

Paula Dean's avatar

I am suffering a mental crash. I have been unable to read and absorb the news for the last two weeks. I can't even post coherently. I think my mind is demanding a vacation. I wish I could give it one.

Cyndi's avatar

Seriously, take care of yourself.

Try something that needs attention but no thought. My mom knits, my sister crochet and craft books for kits in hospitals, I do framed coloring book pages for donation to our church fairs.

It helps. And <big hug>!

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yeah I agree with you. Stomp the shit out of this administration and stomp it hard. What the hell is wrong with this Keystone Cops type of negotiating team ffs?

Stephen Brady's avatar

So the Couch Molester, the Son-in-law Dweeb, and Real Estate Idjit have gone to Islamabad to negotiate with themselves? Is this some new and improved, exotic type of masturbation? Dear Leader is like the Mountain Troll in Harry Potter - big, dumb, aggressive, and stinky.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I love Jeff's gif of the Marx Brothers tossing on beards. Chef's kiss!

HI2thDoc's avatar

OT:

Chavez-DeRemer is the latest to go

She had the pathos and stupidity to show

She's an adulteress boozer

Wed to a sexual abuser

But she of course wears a cross, you know

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kristy Kanen's avatar

DRUNKEN PSYCHO / SEXUAL PSYCHOPATHS

Jane's avatar

👏👏👏😂😂😂

barb's avatar

Great one today Doc! Each one in the GOP inner circle is sleazier than the next.

HI2thDoc's avatar

It's stunning how many in his regime are said to drink to excess and engage in extramarital stuff. Shitbags of a feather flock together, I suppose

Douglas Mackay's avatar

I have a recurring fantasy that Jeff’s posts, especially the last few, will be read on a national TV news program. Like throwing a grenade into a foxhole.

Miselle's avatar

Douglas, modest Jeff has offered that excellent challenge to the press, and yet has not started what I suggest: a GoFundMe account where the first journalist to take his challenge wins the proceeds. It would absolutely go viral in fundraising, and at risk of sounding Trumpish, would be the biggest, best GoFundMe ever, EVERYONE would be talking about it with tears in their eyes!

It would most likely bring him THOUSANDS of new subscribers, and the entire nation--heck, world!--would be watching daily to see "whose is gonna be?!?" I can imagine the tension building and Trump flinging ketchup as the nation turns their eyes to the brave journalist!

DJ Headthrob's avatar

That is an absolutely brilliant idea. And think of the killing we could all make on the Predictive sites.

Irascible Ink's avatar

Ya beat me to it lol.

Robin D's avatar

"With tears in their eyes" 😂 Brilliant.

kdsherpa's avatar

And Jeff will win that Pulitzer prize he so often mentions. (Hey! I don't see his message about it today. Maybe he won it and just never told us?)

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Maybe Jeff can award the Pulitzer to himself, just like Trump and the Medal of Honor.

kdsherpa's avatar

Excellent idea!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? I think that often.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Every fucking day I pray for that Chuck Jones anvil to drop from the skies. That Monty Python foot. Or at least going out on the commode à la Elvis. Every fucking day.

By the way, peeps, check out the tribute fatfuck made to Tim Cook. I’d rather swallow thumbtacks than to have to read that about myself.

Paula Dean's avatar

Soon, when Tim Cook visited the Oval Office to give tRumPutin a fucking gold bar, preznit fuckwit couldn't remember his name, so he called him Tim Apple.

Paula Dean's avatar

Autocorrect changed your name. Sorry, Sooz!

Tex237's avatar

Trump once introduced Tim Cook as Tim Apple.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Steve Jobs is the antithesis of Tim Cook and would have despised him. But look who owns "the failing Washington Post" -- the Amazon idiot who shat away $70m on Melania's documentary. So much for stupid gold brick loyalty.

Robin D's avatar
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And guess who owns "The Atlantic" that Ka$h is suing and Jeffrey Goldberg who was on the Signalgate call and wrote about it for them. Laurene Powell Jobs (widow of Steve) with plenty of billions to support and defend her wonderful writers and publication. There's a nice symmetry to that.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks Jeff.

I keep thinking of "Elect an incompetent deranged sociopathic clown -and we get the criminally corrupt chaos of now".

Here's an excerpt from my latest article, "The Architecture of Chaos" -it talks about what we've lost as a nation by elevating people like Reagan, "Dubya", and now the pedo criminal elect.

"In November 2024, American voters elevated to the presidency a man with thirty-four felony convictions. A man impeached twice by the House of Representatives, for abuse of power and for incitement of insurrection. A man under continuing criminal indictment and investigation at the state and federal level. A man whose decades-long personal relationships with Jeffrey Epstein, charged with the sex trafficking of children, and Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted of conspiracy to traffic and abuse minors, are documented in photographs, flight logs, and public record. A man whose business career produced six bankruptcies, four of them at the casinos that bore his name. A man barred by the New York Attorney General from serving in a leadership role at any New York-based nonprofit, after the Trump Foundation was dissolved for what the court described as a pattern of illegality."

https://bomdia.substack.com/p/the-architecture-of-chaos

arne link's avatar

It was not a fair and honest election. Results were manipulated by Musk, Putin and local poll workers. Still, here we are.

rlritt's avatar
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What you don't understand is that his voters really "know" him because they watched him play a smart businessman on a scripted, prime time TV game show for 12 years. Every week he was in their homes. That's way more than most voters usually "know" about a candidate.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Where is Gene Rayburn or Allen Ludden when you need them for regime change? :)

Irascible Ink's avatar

I'd be happy with Bob Barker myself. He loves animals and knows how much groceries, furniture, and cars cost.

George A. Polisner's avatar

You had me at “Animal Welfare”. But Allen Ludden showed remarkably good judgement marrying Betty White.

Robin D's avatar
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Rumors are it was a lavendar marriage...but a very happy one, like many are.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Happy is a major improvement for most. 🤓

Robin D's avatar

I think a a tell-all book is being written about him by one of the women that I don't think is going to be pretty, but my late mother loved that show and could have been a contestant..She knew.everything.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Makes sense Robin. He specializes in failure, lying, hypocrisy, and fraud.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Why is Donny comparing this (from a duration standpoint) to WWI and WWII? I thought it wasn’t a war.

Miselle's avatar

Whenever I read news about the negotiations headed by the three stooges (Vance, Witkoff and Kushner) I picture Iran negotiators pulling a Monty Python saying "We fart in your general direction"

Lucius's avatar

They've been trolling him so well on social media it honestly wouldn't surprise me.

P123Sunny's avatar

Blows me away how ppl were like “BIDEN NEEDS TO STEP DOWN - NOW”‼️ but there’s this respectful “HOPEFULLY THE CHOLESTEROL WILL DO IT’S JOB?!” attitude towards Donnie… I just don’t get it

247kath's avatar

It’s in the plan to destroy the US and have the oligarchs and tech elite step in to implement their dystopian vision😵‍💫😱

P123Sunny's avatar

yeah I heard they were ‘pulling the plug’

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They are liars and fuck heads.

rlritt's avatar

He has a big fan base that politicians worry about.

P123Sunny's avatar

Didn’t realize it was still that big

rlritt's avatar

Its big enough and solid across multiple states.

P123Sunny's avatar

I guess the only thing that might break through is gas prices. Geezus

Irascible Ink's avatar

I doubt it. They'll just blame it on Biden.

rlritt's avatar

Thats true. People are really affected by gas prices.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I am literally to the point where I cannot even read the 🍊💩👜’s not tweets. I just blow right by them and read your summaries Jeff. Please please please someone, something make this fucking timeline go away.

arne link's avatar

Same, I cannot bear to read his insane posts, nor can I stomach his dead voice. Poor Jeff has to read that stuff for us. Jeff is doing God's work.

Jodi Richard's avatar

Yes, thank you Jeff for taking one for the team. We appreciate you beyond measure!

HI2thDoc's avatar
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The lifelong fuckup continues apace

He got us all into a bad place

And when he opens his mouth

The already bad goes south

More idiocy from that shit-spewing face

Jennifer's avatar

Jeff did you see the reporting that Trump tried to nuke Iran last Saturday night, but Dan Kane stopped him? Not sure how true it is, but it's scary because it very well could be true.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it's not true. it's been debunked.

I didn't bookmark the link, but the original claim been traced back to a rando who would be in no position to have any credible information

myhoopbabies's avatar

That's a relief. That removes one of the 750 reasons why he should be removed immediately.

wisewebwoman's avatar

Thanks ignore my comment.

arne link's avatar

I think it's probably true. He desperately wants to nuke someone, anyone. God help us all.

arne link's avatar

Ok, I feel better now. Thank you.

myhoopbabies's avatar

That should be the end of his presidency right there. He is so obviously a clear and present danger to the entire planet. Even the couch fucker would be an improvement right now. Why is he still in office???

Susan Niemann's avatar

WHAT???? 😳😳😳