What the hell? Everyone knows rainbow Fentanyl is too strong for children! I'll be taking my kids to the tie dye heroin neighborhood where the doses are regulated, thank you very much.
I was so little back when I first heard of razor blades in apples, 5 maybe 6 years old. My grandmother had my poor mother cut up any fruit we had in our Trick or Treat bags (which was 1 apple between us 4 kids). My response then was, “Who eats apples when there’s candy?” Dad still stole a few Snickers and Mom squirreled away a couple of Heath bars.
And then followed by the HIV/AIDS scare of hypodermic needles stuck in movie theater seats. This kind of urban legend goes on and on and on and where it stops nobody knows....
back in the day, my favorite treat on Halloween was candy apples. There was one house on my usual rounds that always had them. Years later, I moved into the house next door. And realized that my neighbor, who had been living there for donkey's years, was in fact the woman who passed out the candy apples.
We were given home made stuff too plus the occasional nickel was always a welcome treat. This was when a pillowcase with eyes and mouth cut out was an acceptable costume.
I wonder if they realize that if the "estimated proportions" were right, then 30% of Texans would be left-handed LGBQT vegan unionist Muslims with guns...
"how about some critical thinking, people?" Man, did you nail it. The Republicans want to keep people as unaware and dumb as possible. I mean, if people were able to clearly think and reason, then they'd wake up and see they're being had. 🤦♀️ The propaganda machine is winning over at Faux News...even when they ADMITTED "we lied to you", the gullible still watch that crap. I hope the Smartmatic lawsuit ruins them....or at least weakens them.
It's going to get worse. Have you seen the stats on home schooling? It's now become — by a wide margin — America’s fastest-growing form of education. I despair over what that portents for the nation's future.
Selfishly, I thank the gods of the universe that I'm old, gay, have no descendants, and personally won't have to find out. I'll be dust in the wind before any of that happens. Whew! Dodged that bullet!
Masters seems like the right age to have gone trick-or-treating at the mall because his parents were convinced the neighbors were putting razor blades in the apples and Ex-Lax in the chocolates.
If rainbow candy fentanyl WERE a thing, it wouldn't be spread by the drug dealers, much less immigrants--it would be the nut cases who tried, for their own reasons, to harm kids. The same nut cases that put poison in Tylenol bottles. Halloween as a time of attack on kids has been pretty thoroughly debunked. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoned_candy_myths.
The point of terrorism is to spread terror. It doesn't have to involve a physical attack to do so. These Fox Floggers are, in fact, terrorists. The agenda is to spread hate for political ends--note the use of the word "rainbow" to push a particular hate.
I’m 83, so when we went trick or treating, we went right after school, in daylight and parents stayed home to give out candy to other kids. The butcher shop around the corner gave out cold hot dogs, and kids loved them. There was only one size candy bar in those days, so that’s what we got. No one ever checked our candy for needles or razor blades, and we all lived through it. Oh, and when the street lights went on, we had to go home immediately.
Right? What’s wrong with saying Happy Holidays? Not everyone celebrates Christmas and saying happy holidays is all encompassing to those who celebrate whatever they celebrate. Including Festivus
What the hell? Everyone knows rainbow Fentanyl is too strong for children! I'll be taking my kids to the tie dye heroin neighborhood where the doses are regulated, thank you very much.
Love the satire and the much needed laugh. Thank you.
I absolutely love this comment! Not the tie dye heroin neighborhood!lol
LOL!!
WHO THE HELL GIVES AWAY GOOD DRUGS.
Ah! I miss the good old days when all we worried about was razor blades in apples. Like what kid would take an apple over candy.
Yes, the razor blades in apples seem so quaint now.
I was so little back when I first heard of razor blades in apples, 5 maybe 6 years old. My grandmother had my poor mother cut up any fruit we had in our Trick or Treat bags (which was 1 apple between us 4 kids). My response then was, “Who eats apples when there’s candy?” Dad still stole a few Snickers and Mom squirreled away a couple of Heath bars.
Did you ever see proof of that? I didn't.
And then followed by the HIV/AIDS scare of hypodermic needles stuck in movie theater seats. This kind of urban legend goes on and on and on and where it stops nobody knows....
And it’s so easy to debunk if they 🎶 only had a brain 🎶
Apologies for the ear worm
back in the day, my favorite treat on Halloween was candy apples. There was one house on my usual rounds that always had them. Years later, I moved into the house next door. And realized that my neighbor, who had been living there for donkey's years, was in fact the woman who passed out the candy apples.
We were given home made stuff too plus the occasional nickel was always a welcome treat. This was when a pillowcase with eyes and mouth cut out was an acceptable costume.
popcorn balls. Second favorite. And I used to bake cookies when I first started "homemaking".
Right! They were dyed weird colors too, loved the popcorn balls!
My mom wouldn’t let us eat anything homemade, or even candy corn that wasn’t in a herméticités sealed bag.
my day was clearly way way back from yours. I'm talking the early 50s.
We must be close in age. I remember getting homemade treats at Halloween, too.
I wouldn't give candy corn to anyone. What a sorry excuse for candy.
We didn’t mind throwing it out. We were bummed they didn’t give us real candy.
I wonder if they realize that if the "estimated proportions" were right, then 30% of Texans would be left-handed LGBQT vegan unionist Muslims with guns...
🤣🤣🤣🤣 30% of Texans....
Nice dream. 🤣
"Swarthy, cross- dressing, fentanyl toting immigrants..." OH FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!!! 🙄🙄🙄
And just how many women did Ed have in his "harem" that "The Blacks" were coming to get ? His women...???!!!
*jesusfuckingchrist*
not really sure and it was a long time ago but I think Ed lived alone
That's even better!!!🤣🤣🤣
The fact that he might consider any sisters as “his women” creeps me out.
Guardian of the tribe?
Eewww.
Of course he did!🤦🏻♀️
How Sad!!
And people actually vote for these Dildos
And as long as they continue watching bullshit like Fox News, they will keep voting for the dildos.
Rick Fox is not news
Fox is News as to The National Enquirer is to Journalism
Sad Huh
Did he have a cellar? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!
Really....😳
Rainbow fentanyl, that’s so Halloween 2022. Fox must have pulled it from their “Unnecessary Scares” daily file.
Next up, “something something Thanksgiving”, and “THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!”
You beat me to the War on Christmas is almost upon us!
Sadly, there actually is a War on Reality, and Faux News is waging it continually.
https://media.tenor.com/1owE2HYmzUQAAAAd/bingo-tarantino.gif :D
It's their annual ritual.
"how about some critical thinking, people?" Man, did you nail it. The Republicans want to keep people as unaware and dumb as possible. I mean, if people were able to clearly think and reason, then they'd wake up and see they're being had. 🤦♀️ The propaganda machine is winning over at Faux News...even when they ADMITTED "we lied to you", the gullible still watch that crap. I hope the Smartmatic lawsuit ruins them....or at least weakens them.
Their only criteria is someone they can have a beer with.
Most likely a coors or something equally as bad.
HAHA In Missouri, they drink Natural Light. I cant make that up! 🤣
Natural Light.... What the fuck does that even mean?
As opposed to Unnaturally Dark????
😂😂. Ask Anhueser Busch. It’s crap beer! “ Natty Light”. 🤮
It's going to get worse. Have you seen the stats on home schooling? It's now become — by a wide margin — America’s fastest-growing form of education. I despair over what that portents for the nation's future.
Selfishly, I thank the gods of the universe that I'm old, gay, have no descendants, and personally won't have to find out. I'll be dust in the wind before any of that happens. Whew! Dodged that bullet!
Portends. Wow, I learned that in public school! (Apologies for the snark.)
Whoops, wrong thread! Sorry!
Masters seems like the right age to have gone trick-or-treating at the mall because his parents were convinced the neighbors were putting razor blades in the apples and Ex-Lax in the chocolates.
OHHH THE EXLAX!!!! I forgot about that treasure!!!
Ahhh..hahaha! Exlax in chocolate?!! Wouldn’t that have involved a lot of unwrapping and wrapping back up?
Totally worth it.
They should retire to a mental institution with lots of Thorazine
I'll be right there with you!
My favorite one is that 30% live in NYC. 110 million people, seriously? It takes heavy drugs to rationalize that guess.
Fox news viewers tend to do math with an “e” instead of an “a”!
Yep, that chart blew my mind.
Me too.... what the hell??
I’m guessing it’s the NY residents that think that since most don’t drive.
If rainbow candy fentanyl WERE a thing, it wouldn't be spread by the drug dealers, much less immigrants--it would be the nut cases who tried, for their own reasons, to harm kids. The same nut cases that put poison in Tylenol bottles. Halloween as a time of attack on kids has been pretty thoroughly debunked. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoned_candy_myths.
The point of terrorism is to spread terror. It doesn't have to involve a physical attack to do so. These Fox Floggers are, in fact, terrorists. The agenda is to spread hate for political ends--note the use of the word "rainbow" to push a particular hate.
I’m 83, so when we went trick or treating, we went right after school, in daylight and parents stayed home to give out candy to other kids. The butcher shop around the corner gave out cold hot dogs, and kids loved them. There was only one size candy bar in those days, so that’s what we got. No one ever checked our candy for needles or razor blades, and we all lived through it. Oh, and when the street lights went on, we had to go home immediately.
If you ever want to see acrid smoke coming from the ears of a wingnut, as the two family brain cells rub furiously together, try this:
When they propose any nut prediction, ask them how they would tell if it didn’t come true.
The idea that someone might fact check their own thinking is so foreign that it makes them melt down in rage filled gibbers.
Just imagine how crowded the subways would be if 30 percent of the US population really DID live in NYC...
Today it's fentanyl in Halloween candy. Tomorrow it well be the War on Christmas.
Right? What’s wrong with saying Happy Holidays? Not everyone celebrates Christmas and saying happy holidays is all encompassing to those who celebrate whatever they celebrate. Including Festivus
😂
Festivus. For the restovus.
Ah, the war on Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year
Actually, isn't the worst poison in candy, bound to harm children, sugar?
What Tiedrich Said. To infinity and beyond.