there was a joke to be made about Judge Boxwine committing a DUI — dressing under the influence — but I couldn't figure out how to wedge it in there without derailing the narrative
Block the road now. Too much is at risk to wait! Mobilize Blue state National Guards when threatened. The invasion of one state by another is a call to state Governors to mobilize their National Guards to resist an UNLAWFUL assault. The U.S. military should not accept UNLAWFUL orders. The sooner we get this over with, the better. This confrontation is coming. It is coming! We are stronger now than we will be tomorrow. The confrontation is not a battle or a war. It is a standoff at the State borders. We know TACO. Also, the gerrymander fight is on. There is a new playbook. The old rules have been struck down by the Supreme Court. We need to change the gears here as fast as possible for deadly PREEMPTIVE strikes. Newsom has moved out on this already. Who is next? Hochul. Where are you? NO EXCUSE! Change your state Constitution. Pritzker. What are you doing?
IL is already gerrymandered and has been for years. Although voter registration does not require a voter register by party so there is about a 1/3 unaffiliated voters.
rlritt You do have to register by party if you want to vote in the primaries in Illinois. I live in Illinois when I am in the US, and this is beyond Gerrymandering. However, we are already gerrymandered. In our state the Blue northern end is also the part that brings in the most GDP and has the most votes. Don't really need to gerrymander that because we are a state divided and the Red part does not have as many people. For once the most populous part gets the most representation. The Southern part of the state is agricultural and more Republican with pockets of Democrats, but these people sabotaged our Covid response with their lawsuits.
We need to financially remove ourself from Trump's federal government. See above, Blue State Soft Secession.
I'm unsure if OUR (NY) National Guard will stand against arriving Guard members. Are they allowed to? Can one tell the difference between ours and theirs? (Do they wear ID's?) Secondly: Kathy Hochul IS all in with Gavin and JB BUT I'm unsure if she has a majority of NY's Albany Legislature (previously a hard-right group) to back her play. I have to check but frankly was surprised when an actual democratic WOMAN was elected Governor here after certain shenanigans went on Upstate NY. We here in 'downstate' also known as Manhattan, the other Boroughs (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx - Staten Island too) and Long Island are a good 75 percent Democratic in my admittedly UNscientific estimation (wish it was higher) BUT magats have moved in and I see and hear them everywhere!
Now THAT lumberjack joke was good. I laffed and laffed with a couple of OMG's in between chortling. I also liked the follow up one about the guy using the vending machine's 'your wife away from home'. That one too was funny as hell.
Was your joke going to refer to her using National Guard members to track down a cow, which she had them slaughter to make up her outfit? Or did RFK Jr. do it for free?
The thing is, boxwine commits that DUI every day that she stumbles over to pick out anything in that closet of fashion horrors. The Holstein Cow outfit, in her mind, was on point with her idea of fashion.
Also, can you imagine being on the Grand Jury and having to listen to that voice of hers presenting anything half way coherent??!!
by the way, here are two pieces I wrote two years ago, about gun violence and school shootings. they're as relevant today as they were the day I wrote them.
I have to wonder, does the NRA own Republicans or do Republicans own the NRA? Wayne LaPierre's corrupt values included taking massive donations from Russia and hosting spies. Under his tenure, the NRA went from a flag-waving, cracker barrel hunter's club to a lethal political force fed by gun manufacturers and dark money that was laundered for contributions to Republican PACs (a legal violation of tax exempt organizational status). Dead children are just cheap collateral damage to them, as they are to Putin, Netanyahu, and all other despots.
Actually it's not the fetus itself they care about - it's the uterus it's in. They want - no, they demand - control over uteruses. They don't even really care about the body that holds said uterus, Adriana Smith a key example. Whatever happens once the uterus does its job and spits out a living human they couldn't care less about.
oh, and while I was writing this, apparently the Commerce Department actually went ahead and put their data on the blockchain, and I still can't figure out what that even means
Here ya go, Uncle Jeff. From my geek IT guy Mr Spouse:
Short summary, with some editorialism thrown in:
Trump is getting kickbacks from Chainlink to grant them exclusive blockchain publishing rights to already published and available public US economic data.
Once it is up and running, expect the public versions to disappear and this blockchain version to be a paid for service.
Oh, also Trump amd cronies bought shares in Chainlink before this annoucement, you know, because... no specific reason.
You put a chain link fence around the block and round up the dogs in the neighborhood before ICE shoots them. They will count the dogs and that data will be stored on highly secure servers on Musk's SpaceX base in Texas. This will take an enormous amount of energy, but the opportunities for profit will make it highly worth it.
I do not entirely understand the details but I believe it will make the Wall St financier’s free for all global plundering after the dollar was taken off the gold standard look like child’s play - until it all comes crashing down. Last ones on the crypto gravy speed train will lose.
Exactly WTF 🤬 - meaning what was paid for by our tax dollars has now been taken away by the oligarchs running the country, corrupted and we have to pay them if we want to see the corrupted stuff. In Other Words, it’s the RUSSIAN model of doing business!!
But as American capitalists in an international market - we will circumvent the oligarchs and obtain ACTUAL ACCURATE results FOR FREE from Fellow Freedom loving Trump Resistors, who despise Trump, just to piss off the Trump Administration!!
Also… EPSTEIN. Also, the US voted in the UN along with Russia and North Korea not to condemn the Russians for launching the war against Ukraine. On the direct orders of the fatfuck. I’m still plenty mad. I know shit gets buried under the tsunami, but…
That kind of 'Murikkkans cannot think past their own hatreds and fears, so of course they either cannot make the connection with how this traitorous regime is also selling out the free world, or as you said, owning the libs and persecuting those they hate is the only thing they care about.
No, that's absolutely one worth getting angry about.
The novel I'm writing right now has a Ukrainian former fashion model as a main character, and the more I write it, the more 'SLAVA UKRAINI!' keeps creeping in.
I'm enjoying writing that, but I'm also wondering it that'll date the book...hopefully because The Ukrainians will have kicked Putin's ass so thoroughly that he'll "tragically" take a walk out of a 45th story window, and Russia will scurry back under its rock in mortal terror of ever pissing off Ukrainians again.
Jesus Fucking Christ on a goddam crutch! We’re now part of the Axis of Evil. I’m no Reagan fan (I actually hated the dumbass) but he must be fucking spinning in his grave.
The National Guard wouldn't be picking up trash and spreading mulch if the Pedo in Chief hadn't fired most of the National Park Service staff that performs these duties.
I can’t imagine their morale is high. My husband was in the guard right after he graduated from high school. I don’t think he would have liked leaving home to pick up garbage somewhere.
Right? Not just leaving home but leaving his "other" job - something I have a feeling our dear leader is not even aware of. I guess he thinks these people are just sitting around playing checkers and waiting to be deployed to "fight crime."
Right. And some companies don’t pay you while you’re on duty, especially if you’re a young person who’s just starting out. All these folks are away from family and jobs to pick up trash?
Now that I think about it - I don't think trump has ever had a job. You know, with a boss telling you what to do, and the risk of getting fired if you were late for a starting time. This political role he cosplayed himself into, the presidency, he certainly has never treated like the actual job it's supposed to be, of managing the country's major issues for the overall benefit of the citizens. Come to think of it, the same could be said for all his spawn too - Eric, Ivanka, and especially Junior.
Who knew unconstitutional military occupation of a US city included executing Trump's "beautification" project for DC? He's out-done Nancy Reagan. Focusing on sidewalks being swept in front of shops, grass being renewed, homeless arrested and driven out to East Jesus, historic rose gardens neatly covered in concrete and patio furniture. MAGA beautification coming to a city near you, courtesy of our highly trained National Guard.
I agree. And many of the Nnational Guard are reservists who have jobs and families. Next he'll try to put them in Chicago where there is much less violent crime than New Orleans. So we'll he make them clean the beaches?
I've been to Chicago precisely once, when I drove my former wife there for an awards ceremony—a two-day trip each way, but at least we didn't have to fly!
tRump+Musk have destroyed our previously functional Government. This too shall ripple out through the economy and we are headed into a tRump Depression.
And now they are causing a fire hazard zone with mulch! It must be raked before massive fires spread, I’m sure with this beautifying of the city/state we have to have some gold ‘embellishments’ here and there to pull the crime ridden capital up into a banana republic status it rightly defuckingserves so to balance the visuals of Queen Elizabeth’s standards of the dark ages right where it belongs in gaudiest capital ever end to end. Fuck those flowers and get concrete to cover them all.
I'm thinking he's planning to keep them there so that when construction begins on the big beautiful ballroom, they'll be laying bricks, etc. Can it get any worse? Please don't answer that.
Nah. Although I agree it works out to be degrading thinking a step ahead like that is not in Dump's repertoire. He's just not that "cunnung." Mostly he's conning.
We knew it would be a nightmare and unimaginable but not to this degree. The level of tRUMP’s ignorance, childish name calling, malignant narcissism is beyond belief; it’s exhausting, sickening, disgusting, pathetic and soul destroying.
It is such a challenge not to be dragged into a sense of hopelessness some days which is why I enjoy (love!) Jeff’s posts so much. He shows us the seriousness and dangers of the shit-show going on in DC right now, while highlighting the absurdities and, God willing, the
futility and ultimate failure of it all. What is so vile are the number of people who have been and will continue to be harmed by this fascist psychotic🐷 before it ends. We have to believe, as a Nation, we are better than this.
If I’m honest, deep down, part of me has the same “realist” take on it but I fight it like hell floundering between hope and despair 😔 It feels like despair wins more often than not. It’s bad enough feeling like I do about tRUMP, but his enablers, such as SCOUTS, Repugnants in Congress, yellow bellied MSM & Judges, the sycophantic Oligarchs, all of them, they are a disgusting disgrace to this nation. Fvck them all🤬
Me too, Mountain Boy, and so much more. Was remembering Donny’s stupid names for folks like Jeb and it dawned on me that Uncle Jeff has buried Donny in the best names in the world! Kudos!
If chucking a soggy sub at someone is a felony, then certainly dressing in that pantsuit she wore is one too. She and Sydney "Kraken" Powell must shop at the same thrift store
I'm glad to hear his judicial shenanigans are getting shot down but I always get scared that he'll take it to the SCOTUS he has in his back pocket. Esp when it comes to suing my governor over the redistricting. I'm legit scared trump is going to keep it off the ballot this November.
Jennifer it’s almost like Rudy is back speaking of boxwine and decadent settings, pack it up boys and girls we’re going to the four seasons get the kids ready to have a shit-ton of fun Rudy the red nose clown is coming back and boy is he fucking mad!
Used to be you had to be sentenced to do community service in an orange jumpsuit for trash detail. Eighty-seven percent of the Nat'l Guard guys in LA will not re-up because that deployment disgusted them. ICE is recruiting senior citizen has-been actors. They're eating the soldiers! They're eating the agents!
I keep thinking of Sadam Hussein getting taken out in his bunker, Hitler taking himself out in his bunker. You know, the idea of history repeating itself.
Prime writing, Jeff. So glad I took the precaution of finishing my tea first. A wonder that Dumpsterfire is finding so many creative ways to spend our tax dollars instead of - what, feeding children, healing the sick, educating our youth…
Cheryl, Isn’t all that para-Christian-adjacent Nationalist normal activity? Constantly lifting the poor (into paddy wagons) to prisons across this equality based flag so hot it’s burning from all that humping by dumpster boy. Longest sentence of the day I promise.
Jeff, it takes pure incompetence by Judge Box Oh Wine and her 3rd rate attorneys to come back into court, go in front of a grand jury 3 times and not get an indictment… IMHO put this crew and Pirro on trash duty in DC instead of the NG… These people are ridiculous, incompetent, stupid and a large sense of entitlement… Just like all the rest of former FAUX employees…
there was a joke to be made about Judge Boxwine committing a DUI — dressing under the influence — but I couldn't figure out how to wedge it in there without derailing the narrative
Preferred the Holstein cow reference. LMAO
I agree. It made me LOOk at the outfit and laugh.
It made me look, too. Now I can't unsee it!
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It's NOT a professional look.
Cicely Strong, man, sure did drunkie right.
I hope they bring Cecily back for some guest inebriated ranting
You know they're thinking it. I hope Holstein-Box-Oh Whine is still around when they start a new season so Cecily can cosplay.
If they do bring her back and they can find another one of those awful Holstein cow print outfits, I bet that's what Cecily will be wearing
She's a national treasure.
So is Jeff
I told the lumberjack joke yesterday. And it was met with prosper. https://substack.com/@thedruidwendy/note/c-149849906
Fashioning a joke like that a Boxwine.....I just couldnt pull off.
Block the road now. Too much is at risk to wait! Mobilize Blue state National Guards when threatened. The invasion of one state by another is a call to state Governors to mobilize their National Guards to resist an UNLAWFUL assault. The U.S. military should not accept UNLAWFUL orders. The sooner we get this over with, the better. This confrontation is coming. It is coming! We are stronger now than we will be tomorrow. The confrontation is not a battle or a war. It is a standoff at the State borders. We know TACO. Also, the gerrymander fight is on. There is a new playbook. The old rules have been struck down by the Supreme Court. We need to change the gears here as fast as possible for deadly PREEMPTIVE strikes. Newsom has moved out on this already. Who is next? Hochul. Where are you? NO EXCUSE! Change your state Constitution. Pritzker. What are you doing?
https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/gerrymander-fight?r=3m1bs
I am all about the Blue State Soft Secession.
Here is Dean Blundell discussing it.
https://open.substack.com/pub/deanblundell/p/the-quiet-breakaway-how-us-governors?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
Here is Chris Armitage, discussing it too.
https://cmarmitage.substack.com/p/its-time-for-americans-to-start-talking
IL is already gerrymandered and has been for years. Although voter registration does not require a voter register by party so there is about a 1/3 unaffiliated voters.
rlritt You do have to register by party if you want to vote in the primaries in Illinois. I live in Illinois when I am in the US, and this is beyond Gerrymandering. However, we are already gerrymandered. In our state the Blue northern end is also the part that brings in the most GDP and has the most votes. Don't really need to gerrymander that because we are a state divided and the Red part does not have as many people. For once the most populous part gets the most representation. The Southern part of the state is agricultural and more Republican with pockets of Democrats, but these people sabotaged our Covid response with their lawsuits.
We need to financially remove ourself from Trump's federal government. See above, Blue State Soft Secession.
Chicago born and raised. You can register unaffiliated, however when you vote you get a ballot by party preference.
True. I stand corrected.
I should say when you vote in the primary
Next time there is primary you can get another party primary ballot.
I'm unsure if OUR (NY) National Guard will stand against arriving Guard members. Are they allowed to? Can one tell the difference between ours and theirs? (Do they wear ID's?) Secondly: Kathy Hochul IS all in with Gavin and JB BUT I'm unsure if she has a majority of NY's Albany Legislature (previously a hard-right group) to back her play. I have to check but frankly was surprised when an actual democratic WOMAN was elected Governor here after certain shenanigans went on Upstate NY. We here in 'downstate' also known as Manhattan, the other Boroughs (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx - Staten Island too) and Long Island are a good 75 percent Democratic in my admittedly UNscientific estimation (wish it was higher) BUT magats have moved in and I see and hear them everywhere!
Are you promoting armed NG shooting at other NG coming over a border? Do I read you right?
Wendy, that is just wicked!
I'm actually shocked, since Trump had pledged to put an end to that kind of thing!
Now THAT lumberjack joke was good. I laffed and laffed with a couple of OMG's in between chortling. I also liked the follow up one about the guy using the vending machine's 'your wife away from home'. That one too was funny as hell.
Judge Boxwine’s version of Fascism without execution is to dress as a cow without teats
I heard one comedian call her 'Judge Botabox'. I thought that had a nice ring to it.
Ummm the cow that judge Boxwine wore wants his/her coat back pronto!!
👏👏Where there’s a will there’s a way. Not as good though as a JO (Jeff’s Original)
“She tarted herself up in Holstein cosplay” (hope I got that right)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was your joke going to refer to her using National Guard members to track down a cow, which she had them slaughter to make up her outfit? Or did RFK Jr. do it for free?
well, wouldn't he need krusty gnome's help? She does bring the 'big guns' for HER cosplaying bullshit.
Her stylist hates her.
You had me at Jeannine Boxwine. 😂
Could have been the glacé cherry atop the sumptuous cake Jeff!
She looks like a cross - eyed DRUNK cow.
The thing is, boxwine commits that DUI every day that she stumbles over to pick out anything in that closet of fashion horrors. The Holstein Cow outfit, in her mind, was on point with her idea of fashion.
Also, can you imagine being on the Grand Jury and having to listen to that voice of hers presenting anything half way coherent??!!
The cow reference was definitely the way to go!
Nah man… that’s cool, we’d probably still be laughing our asses off, thanks for going easy on us
Drunk tie dye.😂😂
by the way, here are two pieces I wrote two years ago, about gun violence and school shootings. they're as relevant today as they were the day I wrote them.
Republicans don't give a fuck about children
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/republicans-dont-give-a-fuck-about
it's the fucking guns, you fucking fucks
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/its-the-fucking-guns-you-fucking
Once nothing happened after Sandy Hook, it was clear the NRA-owned Republicans couldn’t give a shit about the lives of children or anybody else.
I have to wonder, does the NRA own Republicans or do Republicans own the NRA? Wayne LaPierre's corrupt values included taking massive donations from Russia and hosting spies. Under his tenure, the NRA went from a flag-waving, cracker barrel hunter's club to a lethal political force fed by gun manufacturers and dark money that was laundered for contributions to Republican PACs (a legal violation of tax exempt organizational status). Dead children are just cheap collateral damage to them, as they are to Putin, Netanyahu, and all other despots.
They care more about a fetus than an actual child.
Actually it's not the fetus itself they care about - it's the uterus it's in. They want - no, they demand - control over uteruses. They don't even really care about the body that holds said uterus, Adriana Smith a key example. Whatever happens once the uterus does its job and spits out a living human they couldn't care less about.
You said the key word: control. With some cruelty tossed into the mix.
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It was never about the children
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
They HATE women, & for the most part the feeling is mutual.
Repugs don’t care about the fetus. They USE the fetus like everything else they USE. Exploitation is their middle name. And first and last.
Should have ended in 1999 with Columbine
Should have ended with Lincoln.
Why do I think you could reshare this in 2035 and it would still resonate
😢🤬😢🤬😢🤬😢🤬
Sadly Hollie Ye could share it in 2075,and it’ll only be Worse!💔
So true😢💔
SADLY.💔
Jo Jo wrote an excellent but sad piece today on that topic.
oh, and while I was writing this, apparently the Commerce Department actually went ahead and put their data on the blockchain, and I still can't figure out what that even means
https://x.com/i/trending/1961078570505429123
Sounds like another stupid idea from those incel nerd chaos agents like Big Balls
Here ya go, Uncle Jeff. From my geek IT guy Mr Spouse:
Short summary, with some editorialism thrown in:
Trump is getting kickbacks from Chainlink to grant them exclusive blockchain publishing rights to already published and available public US economic data.
Once it is up and running, expect the public versions to disappear and this blockchain version to be a paid for service.
Oh, also Trump amd cronies bought shares in Chainlink before this annoucement, you know, because... no specific reason.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE
😑 👈 Here's mine.
The Presidency as a CASH REGISTER.
Plain & simple.
My sign for the first big demonstration was
‘Trump will Bankrupt the U.S. with his Bitcoin scheme’
Now it finally plays out.
FFS ..
It means we're fucked, I think.
I have NEVER trusted bitcoin or blockchain or cryptocurrency or anything like that.
This is the only Krypto I trust.... https://youtu.be/QP4pkpXjJz0?t=44
Isn’t the blockchain rife with fraud or the ability to defraud? Or maybe I’m just associating it with bitcoin
You put a chain link fence around the block and round up the dogs in the neighborhood before ICE shoots them. They will count the dogs and that data will be stored on highly secure servers on Musk's SpaceX base in Texas. This will take an enormous amount of energy, but the opportunities for profit will make it highly worth it.
Howard Lutnick. That says everything, and it ain't good.
I do not entirely understand the details but I believe it will make the Wall St financier’s free for all global plundering after the dollar was taken off the gold standard look like child’s play - until it all comes crashing down. Last ones on the crypto gravy speed train will lose.
What in the actual fuck is that bs?!
Exactly WTF 🤬 - meaning what was paid for by our tax dollars has now been taken away by the oligarchs running the country, corrupted and we have to pay them if we want to see the corrupted stuff. In Other Words, it’s the RUSSIAN model of doing business!!
But as American capitalists in an international market - we will circumvent the oligarchs and obtain ACTUAL ACCURATE results FOR FREE from Fellow Freedom loving Trump Resistors, who despise Trump, just to piss off the Trump Administration!!
Don’t know who yet - I’m an old lady, but some younger people will do it - just like the Gavin Newsom memes.
Also… EPSTEIN. Also, the US voted in the UN along with Russia and North Korea not to condemn the Russians for launching the war against Ukraine. On the direct orders of the fatfuck. I’m still plenty mad. I know shit gets buried under the tsunami, but…
We've sold out the entire free world, and many Americans are happy to do it so long as they can hurt the minorities they hate.
That kind of 'Murikkkans cannot think past their own hatreds and fears, so of course they either cannot make the connection with how this traitorous regime is also selling out the free world, or as you said, owning the libs and persecuting those they hate is the only thing they care about.
Truth
EPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEINEPSTEIN
💯
WTAF!!!
No, that's absolutely one worth getting angry about.
The novel I'm writing right now has a Ukrainian former fashion model as a main character, and the more I write it, the more 'SLAVA UKRAINI!' keeps creeping in.
I'm enjoying writing that, but I'm also wondering it that'll date the book...hopefully because The Ukrainians will have kicked Putin's ass so thoroughly that he'll "tragically" take a walk out of a 45th story window, and Russia will scurry back under its rock in mortal terror of ever pissing off Ukrainians again.
Jesus Fucking Christ on a goddam crutch! We’re now part of the Axis of Evil. I’m no Reagan fan (I actually hated the dumbass) but he must be fucking spinning in his grave.
WTF when will it end?
Never
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1. Can the National Guard come over and pick up my dog’s shit? Clean my cat’s litter box?
2. “Assault” with a ham sandwich is my favorite non-felony “felony”
I want to put my name on that 'shit' pickup list.
I grew up in the Army. These soldiers don't deserve this humiliation. I'll bet none of them re-up when the time comes.
The National Guard wouldn't be picking up trash and spreading mulch if the Pedo in Chief hadn't fired most of the National Park Service staff that performs these duties.
I don’t know why more people aren’t pointing this out.
It was also DOGE that cut staff from the National Park Service.
I can’t imagine their morale is high. My husband was in the guard right after he graduated from high school. I don’t think he would have liked leaving home to pick up garbage somewhere.
Right? Not just leaving home but leaving his "other" job - something I have a feeling our dear leader is not even aware of. I guess he thinks these people are just sitting around playing checkers and waiting to be deployed to "fight crime."
Right. And some companies don’t pay you while you’re on duty, especially if you’re a young person who’s just starting out. All these folks are away from family and jobs to pick up trash?
Now that I think about it - I don't think trump has ever had a job. You know, with a boss telling you what to do, and the risk of getting fired if you were late for a starting time. This political role he cosplayed himself into, the presidency, he certainly has never treated like the actual job it's supposed to be, of managing the country's major issues for the overall benefit of the citizens. Come to think of it, the same could be said for all his spawn too - Eric, Ivanka, and especially Junior.
He is just trying to set a precedent so when he refuses to leave office, there will be troops in Blue cities to kill rioters.
No—they don't deserve any part of this assignment, but Preznit Donnie Pantload had a temper tantrum and demanded it, so they're stuck with it for now.
Who knew unconstitutional military occupation of a US city included executing Trump's "beautification" project for DC? He's out-done Nancy Reagan. Focusing on sidewalks being swept in front of shops, grass being renewed, homeless arrested and driven out to East Jesus, historic rose gardens neatly covered in concrete and patio furniture. MAGA beautification coming to a city near you, courtesy of our highly trained National Guard.
Somebody call Dr. Strange—I'm clearly in the wrong part of the Multiverse!
It will be difficult to blame Biden for the drop in re-enlistment or even enrollments. Any bets on who they’ll blame??
🙋♂️oooh, I know…BIDEN‼️
And somehow Obama
And even the email lady
I agree. And many of the Nnational Guard are reservists who have jobs and families. Next he'll try to put them in Chicago where there is much less violent crime than New Orleans. So we'll he make them clean the beaches?
Chicago has beaches?
Lots of beautiful beaches. On Lake Michigan.
Oh.
I've been to Chicago precisely once, when I drove my former wife there for an awards ceremony—a two-day trip each way, but at least we didn't have to fly!
According to what I read yesterday, the Park Service staff is now a total of 20 employees (since DOGE cut the other 180 of them)
tRump+Musk have destroyed our previously functional Government. This too shall ripple out through the economy and we are headed into a tRump Depression.
Why isn't #Bumblefuck sending all those valiant National Guard troops to CA....to SWEEP THEIR FORESTS?
Oh, wait.... 🤔
Me too! We have enough leaves to keep them in this neighborhood for at least a month.
If you’re offering dogshit pick up get me on the schedule! Warning my daughter’s Great Pyrenees poops as much as a human….bring BIG bags!!🙄🙄
Same here! Except in *my* case, it's the massive piles of DEER SHIT next to my gazebo.
And now they are causing a fire hazard zone with mulch! It must be raked before massive fires spread, I’m sure with this beautifying of the city/state we have to have some gold ‘embellishments’ here and there to pull the crime ridden capital up into a banana republic status it rightly defuckingserves so to balance the visuals of Queen Elizabeth’s standards of the dark ages right where it belongs in gaudiest capital ever end to end. Fuck those flowers and get concrete to cover them all.
I'm thinking he's planning to keep them there so that when construction begins on the big beautiful ballroom, they'll be laying bricks, etc. Can it get any worse? Please don't answer that.
And the reason the guard is on clean up and mulching duty is they FIRED the national park employees who normally do all that
Said Jesus: "This is why my middle name is 'Fucking'."
Best laugh yet today, Irascible Ink! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you..thank you very much. I'll be here for..forever. 😂
OMG, thank you! I desperately needed that laugh.
Another brilliant idea brought to you by the orange menace & his regime! GTFO!!!🙄😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤
Yes, David, and I see this spectacle as a very cunning way to degrade guard members. Ugh.
Nah. Although I agree it works out to be degrading thinking a step ahead like that is not in Dump's repertoire. He's just not that "cunnung." Mostly he's conning.
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DOGE my ass
“Holstein cow cosplay”?!?🤣
I shudder to think of the gajillion dollars being wasted every hour by this bunch of clowns.
The sandwich guy is a hero in my book.
Cankles McFuck needs to get out of the Oval Office.
I hate it here.
Amen, Sister Susan! Many predicted the results of any Trump administration; but, living through it in real time is a never-ending nightmare.
I’ll say. I honestly wake up every morning with dread.
Opening my laptop every morning feels like opening Pandora's Box and releasing the horrors that will plague the rest of my day.
It does feel exactly like that. In the immortal words of Dorothy Parker, every single day is packed with multiple "what fresh hell" moments.
Ah, Dorothy Parker...spot on. 👏👏👏
I agree...and I'm thinking I should change my morning habits - I know I cant avoid it forever but...
I wake up WAY too early with dread.
Me too.
I know! What about the pursuit of happiness? These morons are preventing me from pursuing happiness. I think that’s treason!
Can we sue them ... I mean, everybody is suing everybody, so maybe we should get a collective of citizens together and sue the Federal Government?
Oh, YES! I’m in. ALL IN!
You are not alone.
Dread that HE'S not dead,
yet.
We ask each other here that every day.
We knew it would be a nightmare and unimaginable but not to this degree. The level of tRUMP’s ignorance, childish name calling, malignant narcissism is beyond belief; it’s exhausting, sickening, disgusting, pathetic and soul destroying.
It is such a challenge not to be dragged into a sense of hopelessness some days which is why I enjoy (love!) Jeff’s posts so much. He shows us the seriousness and dangers of the shit-show going on in DC right now, while highlighting the absurdities and, God willing, the
futility and ultimate failure of it all. What is so vile are the number of people who have been and will continue to be harmed by this fascist psychotic🐷 before it ends. We have to believe, as a Nation, we are better than this.
Obviously, we are not better, or it wouldn't be happening. (At least that's my *realist* take on it)
If I’m honest, deep down, part of me has the same “realist” take on it but I fight it like hell floundering between hope and despair 😔 It feels like despair wins more often than not. It’s bad enough feeling like I do about tRUMP, but his enablers, such as SCOUTS, Repugnants in Congress, yellow bellied MSM & Judges, the sycophantic Oligarchs, all of them, they are a disgusting disgrace to this nation. Fvck them all🤬
And release the Epstein files!!❤️🩹🤍💙
Y.E.S.
“Funny” how that seems to have quieted down these past few days or so. All leading up to Ghislaine Maxwell’s pardon for being such a good girl⁉️
That's probably the worst tie dye ever.😂😂
"Donny Fascistpants and Jeanine Boxwine"....AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....this shit right here is why I fork up 50 bucks a year!!!
Me too, Mountain Boy, and so much more. Was remembering Donny’s stupid names for folks like Jeb and it dawned on me that Uncle Jeff has buried Donny in the best names in the world! Kudos!
Uncle Jeff should get a “Noble Prize” 🏆 for all the names he’s come up with. The 😂😂 are endless and so cathartic
Yep!!!!!
Me, too! Highlights of my day is a Tiedrich post!
If chucking a soggy sub at someone is a felony, then certainly dressing in that pantsuit she wore is one too. She and Sydney "Kraken" Powell must shop at the same thrift store
I wonder if she pisses herself from the box wine and smells like Orange Hitler in between narcoleptic methane flares
That's one thing he is unsurpassed at. Well, that and lying.
The store for the freakishly tall, & diminutive drunks.
I'm glad to hear his judicial shenanigans are getting shot down but I always get scared that he'll take it to the SCOTUS he has in his back pocket. Esp when it comes to suing my governor over the redistricting. I'm legit scared trump is going to keep it off the ballot this November.
Ugh, can he just D-- already????
Jennifer it’s almost like Rudy is back speaking of boxwine and decadent settings, pack it up boys and girls we’re going to the four seasons get the kids ready to have a shit-ton of fun Rudy the red nose clown is coming back and boy is he fucking mad!
Used to be you had to be sentenced to do community service in an orange jumpsuit for trash detail. Eighty-seven percent of the Nat'l Guard guys in LA will not re-up because that deployment disgusted them. ICE is recruiting senior citizen has-been actors. They're eating the soldiers! They're eating the agents!
😂😂😂
Goddamn, I hate this whole fucking administration.
That is why I call them a regime
Junta works too.
I may try that out. Thanks. 🙏🏻
Totally, J.R. The only things they’re administering are hatred and incompetence.
It's a MALADMINISTRATION.
I keep thinking of Sadam Hussein getting taken out in his bunker, Hitler taking himself out in his bunker. You know, the idea of history repeating itself.
Instead we get fucking Archie Bunker as a two-term preznit
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG I can’t stop laughing/crying‼️My stomach hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Archie Bunker. I did not see that one coming
And SOON!!!
Prime writing, Jeff. So glad I took the precaution of finishing my tea first. A wonder that Dumpsterfire is finding so many creative ways to spend our tax dollars instead of - what, feeding children, healing the sick, educating our youth…
Cheryl, Isn’t all that para-Christian-adjacent Nationalist normal activity? Constantly lifting the poor (into paddy wagons) to prisons across this equality based flag so hot it’s burning from all that humping by dumpster boy. Longest sentence of the day I promise.
It's like the first term only 10 times worse. Every day, a new nightmare.
This!!! 100%
Jeff, it takes pure incompetence by Judge Box Oh Wine and her 3rd rate attorneys to come back into court, go in front of a grand jury 3 times and not get an indictment… IMHO put this crew and Pirro on trash duty in DC instead of the NG… These people are ridiculous, incompetent, stupid and a large sense of entitlement… Just like all the rest of former FAUX employees…
They would suffocate themselves opening up the fucking hefty bags
😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
And Alina Habba in an orange jumpsuit