“Would you believe…”* that the Cone of Silence was more secure than When DrunkTank Pete used Signal for classified war operations?
* a phrase frequently overused by Agent Smart. In the TV series Get Smart, Maxwell Smart is known as Agent 86, a secret agent for the CONTROL agency. The number 86 was chosen for a few reasons: it's slang for getting rid of something, ejecting someone (like from a meeting, or a bar), or refusing service, which is a nod to Smart's often bumbling and undermining nature. It did not mean un-alive someone.
Also see “Missed it … by that much” (not related to Trump’s right ear lobe)
I remember an MTV special from about 40 years ago that featured 99 Agent 99s all dressed the same and with the same hairdo that Barbara Feldon wore. I don't recall what music they were dancing to, but it might have been Toto's "99" which would be totally on point.
I changed my iPhone pat statement they put into the phone when you use it for email from "sent from my iPhone" to "sent from my iShoe Phone: "Hello, Chief?"
That's not the point. We already knew that. The only thing that matters is that the built-up angst in MAGAland because Donnie has been co-opted into the Deep State and won't release the files. My hope is that the angst causes cracks to grow and shatter the MAGA coalition into warring factions.
Preznit Diddling Doll Hands can solve his MAGA mutiny problem right quick. Yam Tits need to authorize a MAGA on MAGA Purge. God Bless our New Founding Father Donald Trump and America, a Nation Reborn (because there are mercifully less MAGA)
You hit the nail right on the head. MAGAts are sorely mistaken if they think they are not on the short list of his targets. They will learn too late the lessons of how dictators treat imminent threats. And that's what they now are.
I know, right, all the theater is only providing cover as P2025 in being put into place, steadily & fast now. The plan has been to have it locked in so that no opposition will have any affect. Unruly Maga can be controlled, hell, they could & should have been stopped all along, but they were serving a purpose for the actual "deep state". Felon47's "skill set" always had a shelf life, his origin story is nothing but being an overblown failure. I doubt anyone except the most stupid ever took him seriously. There were just people that thought his fuckery would work for them.
And, didn't Mike Johnson introduce a bill that one could not be in Congress and be a sexual predator, while he has his own son keeping track of his porn usage. The foxes are minding the chickadee coup.
tRump owned three beauty pageants including Miss Teen USA (qualifying ages were 14-18 for that one), and bragged to Howard Stern on air about how he could get away with going backstage into the contestestants’ dressing rooms and seeing them naked, because he owned the pageants and therefore had a right to “inspect”.
Clearly, his friendship with Epstein was based on having similar interests in “recreation” and just as clearly, there’s not a shred of evidence that tRump ever reported his friend to the police for preying on underage females. His dispute and falling out with Epstein was over their fight to acquire a Florida property, and not as he now claims because Epstein was a “creep”
COME ON: smell the money! He supplied JE with his stable of female children from his Miss Teen USA pageants. I have zero evidence of this, but is it not OBVIOUS? This is why he scheduled the murder of JE during his presidency while Bill Barr was his personal AG (surely, not ours), and is now working it 24/7 to deflect. Fuck this demon to Dante's Ninth Circle!
There is video of him talking about the Miss Teen pagent and his saying he likes going back stage to look at girls, especially since it embarrasses them.
COME ON: smell the money! He supplied JE with his stable of female children from his Miss Teen USA pageants. I have zero evidence of this, but is it not OBVIOUS? This is why he scheduled the murder of JE during his presidency while Bill Barr was his personal AG (surely, not ours), and is now working it 24/7 to deflect. Fuck this demon to Dante's Ninth Circle!
How come Donny couldn't see this coming? What is it about Me + Epstein + Underage girls that Donny Convict didn't understand? No one promotes a conspiracy theory where they are the bad guy OR the bad guy's biggest sidekick!
His surprise by all this is a big tell. He was completely convinced that, for the thousandth time, all of his flying monkeys would settle right down when he told them to.
You hit the nail on the head. Precisely. I think about 20 percent of our population are bright and all right.
80 percent are as vacant upstairs as hell.
20 percent have brains that function. They live healthy spirited lives. They are curious, builders, organizers, educated, innovators, full of health energy and love of making all things better.
Instead of seeing and using the avenues open to them, the 80 percent criticize and destroy those who they see who function EVEN when the 20 percenters use their efforts to provide avenues for ALL to thrive and grow.
I have no answers to this. I think we have tried EVERYTHING. Free education, equality for all, programs designed to help our citizens to grow and be a thriving part of our society.
Donald. Had everything. Succeeded at nothing. Horrid parents.
And that just about sums up where we came to this horrid situation.
I have thought exactly what you just posted. A small percentage of the population carries the rest of the morons. It's an exhausting job. I work with the public and I often wonder how do they get through life? A lack of common sense, stupid decision making, poor grammar/reading skills and the saddest thing is most of them don't realize how stupid they are and lacking in life skills. I have a pretty good idea of what I don't know or when I need to learn more to have a good life. Not them. Just like an airplane - flies over their head.
He has evaded being held responsible for any malfeasance for his entire life. Lately it's the fucking SCOTUS and his whole crooked regime, including the AG. who is the nation's top law enforcement official, FFS, that are shielding him. He never thought he would be here now
I just wonder when the flying monkeys are going to get really, really tired of carrying Donny's water and being the ones to get thrown under the bus every time Donny has to find yet another flying monkey to blame for his own mistakes and missteps.
Yeah, he brought it all on himself trying to own the libs.He was trying to out maybe Bill Clinton or some other Dem.I don’t care who is in the report.I think we all know the biggest “ star” of it is Little Donnie FF.
You're right. This is about the MAGAQ rat fuckers taking down democrats. This has nothing to do with justice. I don't believe his bigoted, sexist, functionally illiterate supporters will believe King Shitpants likes to fuck teenage girls. They don't care. They didn't care before 2016 and they don't now. Delusional Shitpants thought he wouldn't get caught. The whores of humanity have each other's back. My guess, Hillary doesn't give two fucks. It's just another day of propaganda in the wannabe KGB government.
Never in his miserable waste-of-carbon-and-oxygen life has Donnie Demento had consequences. Add to that the fact that Demento has never and will never see anything wrong whatsoever with sexually assaulting women and girls: it's why women and girls exist, in his warped view.
He avoided the scandalous pedophile mess in his first term by chance, yet would have done time, had he not run again Kathleen, is the Occam’s razor answer!!
He was high on his own supply. The 'Trump is infinitely powerful' mythos got into his brain and he really believed he could just tell his monkeys to settle down, and they would.
Um, Kathleen, I can't believe you missed the primary identifying characteristic of republicans. They do not understand consequences. That's why t didn't understand what would happen.
That's the one thing that gives me hope. Too many eyeballs and statistically more than enough of those will cave eventually. Patience has never been my best virtue, but I might be able to keep calm on this one.
Well shit, we are back on Hillary again? I mean I can distract with the best of them. So here. Because Putin is like a Skin Tag on a Prolapsed Rosebud asshole....
The propaganda machine is running out of juice. They' going back to the old reliable stuff they know will rile up their base... or what's left of their base.
Wendy I love how you get us to think outside the box. Now I'm wondering if that skin tag is inside or outside the prolapsed asshole and how could that be? Ah, the wonders and brain teases that make life worth living.
The biggest information leak from Hillary Clinton's private email server is the revelation that Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein systematically coerced, abused and raped scores of girls over a period of decades and there is overwhelming proof that the Republicans are panicking and desperately trying to cover it up.
I yield my time back to the gape mouthed fossil running these shambolic and diversionary proceedings
Grassley died 5 years ago. His body has an air valve (in the back of his chicken neck) that his staff can blow into to puff him up for special appearances.
That clueless dinosaur who's old enough to belong in a museum doesn't have anything better to do as everything continues to go to shit. The distractions and cover ups will only last for so long as Dear Cheater continues to lose what's left of his decomposing mind. At this rate, there's a good chance that Grassley will still be around after the perverted emperor is long gone.
In accordance with the presumed wishes of Dear Leader, the Washington Nationals baseball team is now changing its name to the "Washington Nationalists'.
I’m thinking that EVERY American - and I do mean EVERY American - should submit an FOIA request to the Department of Justice for a copy of the ENTIRE Epstein file. Unabridged. Unredacted. Every audio tape, every video tape, every photograph, every document.
To submit a FOIA request to the Department of Justice (DOJ), you can do so online through FOIA.gov, or by mail, email, or fax. For the most efficient processing, it is recommended to submit through FOIA.gov.
Link to submitting an FOIA request to the Criminal Division of the Department Of Justice:
DONE! I’m just hoping it doesn’t come back to bite me. I’m an expat and do worry about being hassled by immigration control when I’m home visiting family.
Oh yea. I flipped the script on that stupid word a long time ago. I called them fucking snowflakes to their faces. But I’ve also recently added “titty babies” to my repertoire. 😉
Right on AddaGurl! We need to match these fkers' energy. I am all outta fks to give with these jerkholes. There's a fat old yt MAGAt bitch that lives on my street who flew two T💩p flags. We were out for a walk in the sun the other day and she warned us that we didn't want to get tan. Dafuq? If she says one more thing to me, I am just going to say, "Fuck T💩p and fuck you for voting for him." That should shut her cakehole.
The cowardly GOP shit stains would rather adjourn early than have to vote on releasing the Epstein files. Once again proving that they are a waste of our taxpayer money and can release declassified files in a timely manner. Just not the Epstein files. Taco Don is running away to Scotland to avoid further scrutiny from the press here. I hope he's met with protesters there. I've seen beef jerky strips that look better than Chuck Grassley. I'd like to give him a jar of moisturizer.
Any resemblance between Chuck Grassley and the Crypt Keeper are purely coincidental. Besides, the Crypt Keeper had an actual sense-of-humor. I've had several texts from veteran healthcare professionals who insist that Dear Leader's swollen ankles are FAR more indicative of Congestive Heart Failure. Given that Velveeta Voldemort has no apparent heart and taken his track-record and innate flatulence into account, maybe it's Congestive Fart Failure. I propose a Substack Challenge: What will be the next shiny object to distract MAGA Nation? My money's on another caravan. Or an attempt to get Shoeless Joe Jackson into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Word is today Todd Blanche (reminder: he is not just Deputy Attorney General, he was one of donnie's attorneys in his trials) is going to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell and her attorney to "talk."
They will have Maxwell name some names (NOT Trump or his Republican or business buddies, of course), throw those names out as red meat to placate the snarling hordes or MAGAts....and like magic, Maxwell will "earn" a pardon from donald.
Well, at least those Hillary and Benghazi inquiries didn't cost us a ton of money. Am I right? And there was no real pressing business at that time, right?
When I see any photo of Trump and Epstein together, I see that Trump is pointing at someone and making fun of them. It might be some girl's breasts or fanny, but we know Trump was trashing her as a tramp who loves it. What an asshole!
"innocent people don’t generally suppress the very files that prove how innocent they are, am I right?" 👏👏👏👏
The amount of money being wasted to placate the biggest asshole in the world is sad and breathtaking. FFS. Eventually ALLLLLL of this will come out, whether they like it or not.
Americans should be embarrassed... but many are just too dumb to be.
Release the files. No, not that one
Release the damn files. No, not that one either
Release the fucking files. No, are you an idiot, not that one
Release the EPSTEIN files you asshats!
It’s so obvious already. What further proof do we need that our Prez is Pedo?
We need it for the people in the back who are hard of hearing.
They are ensconced in the “cone of silence.” <Conehead reference>
Beg to differ but the "Cone of Silence" is from 'Get Smart' -- https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=cone+of+silence+get+smart&mid=47AAA98CBC4B18E620F247AAA98CBC4B18E620F2&FORM=VIRE
“Would you believe…”* that the Cone of Silence was more secure than When DrunkTank Pete used Signal for classified war operations?
* a phrase frequently overused by Agent Smart. In the TV series Get Smart, Maxwell Smart is known as Agent 86, a secret agent for the CONTROL agency. The number 86 was chosen for a few reasons: it's slang for getting rid of something, ejecting someone (like from a meeting, or a bar), or refusing service, which is a nod to Smart's often bumbling and undermining nature. It did not mean un-alive someone.
Also see “Missed it … by that much” (not related to Trump’s right ear lobe)
I remember an MTV special from about 40 years ago that featured 99 Agent 99s all dressed the same and with the same hairdo that Barbara Feldon wore. I don't recall what music they were dancing to, but it might have been Toto's "99" which would be totally on point.
He’s the one that could 86-47!
No Pete’s private powder room I’d fully stocked with booze, he needs it for the shakes.
"And loving it."
haha I too am old enough to remember Get Smart! It was so funny. With his shoe phone :-D
He had the first "Smart" phone. LOL!
The gimmicks and gadgets mocking the intelligence community, and the James Bond era were all so very amusing .Nevertheless!!
I changed my iPhone pat statement they put into the phone when you use it for email from "sent from my iPhone" to "sent from my iShoe Phone: "Hello, Chief?"
True dat Mary… Get Smart was a Brooks/Henry favorite!!
And his base needs to hear/see the obvious. This would possibly crush maga.
You mean Grassly?
😂
That's not the point. We already knew that. The only thing that matters is that the built-up angst in MAGAland because Donnie has been co-opted into the Deep State and won't release the files. My hope is that the angst causes cracks to grow and shatter the MAGA coalition into warring factions.
Preznit Diddling Doll Hands can solve his MAGA mutiny problem right quick. Yam Tits need to authorize a MAGA on MAGA Purge. God Bless our New Founding Father Donald Trump and America, a Nation Reborn (because there are mercifully less MAGA)
You hit the nail right on the head. MAGAts are sorely mistaken if they think they are not on the short list of his targets. They will learn too late the lessons of how dictators treat imminent threats. And that's what they now are.
Narcissists always bite the hand that feeds them. Always. I know from personal experience because I have a couple of them in my family.
"Diddling Doll Hands" and "Yam Tits" are so fkg funny! Doll Hands is so perfect!
Divine!
My hope is they're so disillusioned they vow to NEVER VOTE AGAIN.
Well, JD was put in there to get rid of Trump and take over. He has powerful backers and they will soon dispose of Trump, one way or another.
I know, right, all the theater is only providing cover as P2025 in being put into place, steadily & fast now. The plan has been to have it locked in so that no opposition will have any affect. Unruly Maga can be controlled, hell, they could & should have been stopped all along, but they were serving a purpose for the actual "deep state". Felon47's "skill set" always had a shelf life, his origin story is nothing but being an overblown failure. I doubt anyone except the most stupid ever took him seriously. There were just people that thought his fuckery would work for them.
He can't release the file now it would destroy his bs presidency.
Yes. I think we could all tell from the pictures of Ivanka sitting on his lap. And him talking about dating her if she were not his daughter. Sickko!
https://www.threads.com/@unitiedtiespooky/post/DKkWtzasRir/donald-trump-with-his-daughter-ivanka
It’s horrifying the things he’s said about his own daughter Linda! The odious sexual predator should have been locked up years ago!!
And, didn't Mike Johnson introduce a bill that one could not be in Congress and be a sexual predator, while he has his own son keeping track of his porn usage. The foxes are minding the chickadee coup.
tRump owned three beauty pageants including Miss Teen USA (qualifying ages were 14-18 for that one), and bragged to Howard Stern on air about how he could get away with going backstage into the contestestants’ dressing rooms and seeing them naked, because he owned the pageants and therefore had a right to “inspect”.
Clearly, his friendship with Epstein was based on having similar interests in “recreation” and just as clearly, there’s not a shred of evidence that tRump ever reported his friend to the police for preying on underage females. His dispute and falling out with Epstein was over their fight to acquire a Florida property, and not as he now claims because Epstein was a “creep”
i need to jump in the shower now and wash all this scum away! How is this
fleabag still sitting in the
Orifice Office???
Correction: SLEAZEbag. The fleas are insulted
Correct- Sleazebag is the right word!
yes, the "secrets" they shared, according to Mango Mussolini's own birthday greeting *shudder*
COME ON: smell the money! He supplied JE with his stable of female children from his Miss Teen USA pageants. I have zero evidence of this, but is it not OBVIOUS? This is why he scheduled the murder of JE during his presidency while Bill Barr was his personal AG (surely, not ours), and is now working it 24/7 to deflect. Fuck this demon to Dante's Ninth Circle!
So, if Bill Barr knows what went on, he could be called to testify.
There is video of him talking about the Miss Teen pagent and his saying he likes going back stage to look at girls, especially since it embarrasses them.
COME ON: smell the money! He supplied JE with his stable of female children from his Miss Teen USA pageants. I have zero evidence of this, but is it not OBVIOUS? This is why he scheduled the murder of JE during his presidency while Bill Barr was his personal AG (surely, not ours), and is now working it 24/7 to deflect. Fuck this demon to Dante's Ninth Circle!
As if there wasn't enough proof, look at the look on his skeevy face in that pic with epstein. That nasty, leering, DISGUSTING face. 🤮
Yes, women recognize that look.
I think he's not only PEDO, but he SUPPLIED the children to JE through his bogus Miss Teen USA pageants. Someone, FOLLOW THE MONEY!
How come Donny couldn't see this coming? What is it about Me + Epstein + Underage girls that Donny Convict didn't understand? No one promotes a conspiracy theory where they are the bad guy OR the bad guy's biggest sidekick!
He thinks he’s slick. In a cult full of dumbasses, Shitler reigns supreme.
His surprise by all this is a big tell. He was completely convinced that, for the thousandth time, all of his flying monkeys would settle right down when he told them to.
You hit the nail on the head. Precisely. I think about 20 percent of our population are bright and all right.
80 percent are as vacant upstairs as hell.
20 percent have brains that function. They live healthy spirited lives. They are curious, builders, organizers, educated, innovators, full of health energy and love of making all things better.
Instead of seeing and using the avenues open to them, the 80 percent criticize and destroy those who they see who function EVEN when the 20 percenters use their efforts to provide avenues for ALL to thrive and grow.
I have no answers to this. I think we have tried EVERYTHING. Free education, equality for all, programs designed to help our citizens to grow and be a thriving part of our society.
Donald. Had everything. Succeeded at nothing. Horrid parents.
And that just about sums up where we came to this horrid situation.
Where to go from here.
We are in uncharted waters.
I have thought exactly what you just posted. A small percentage of the population carries the rest of the morons. It's an exhausting job. I work with the public and I often wonder how do they get through life? A lack of common sense, stupid decision making, poor grammar/reading skills and the saddest thing is most of them don't realize how stupid they are and lacking in life skills. I have a pretty good idea of what I don't know or when I need to learn more to have a good life. Not them. Just like an airplane - flies over their head.
That’s why he loves the rubes so much.
He has evaded being held responsible for any malfeasance for his entire life. Lately it's the fucking SCOTUS and his whole crooked regime, including the AG. who is the nation's top law enforcement official, FFS, that are shielding him. He never thought he would be here now
I just wonder when the flying monkeys are going to get really, really tired of carrying Donny's water and being the ones to get thrown under the bus every time Donny has to find yet another flying monkey to blame for his own mistakes and missteps.
Probably some of those SCOTUS dudes were on the island.
The Gruesome Twosome, Alito and Thomas
Yeah, he brought it all on himself trying to own the libs.He was trying to out maybe Bill Clinton or some other Dem.I don’t care who is in the report.I think we all know the biggest “ star” of it is Little Donnie FF.
You're right. This is about the MAGAQ rat fuckers taking down democrats. This has nothing to do with justice. I don't believe his bigoted, sexist, functionally illiterate supporters will believe King Shitpants likes to fuck teenage girls. They don't care. They didn't care before 2016 and they don't now. Delusional Shitpants thought he wouldn't get caught. The whores of humanity have each other's back. My guess, Hillary doesn't give two fucks. It's just another day of propaganda in the wannabe KGB government.
Never in his miserable waste-of-carbon-and-oxygen life has Donnie Demento had consequences. Add to that the fact that Demento has never and will never see anything wrong whatsoever with sexually assaulting women and girls: it's why women and girls exist, in his warped view.
Tragically, he is not alone in that view.
He avoided the scandalous pedophile mess in his first term by chance, yet would have done time, had he not run again Kathleen, is the Occam’s razor answer!!
He was high on his own supply. The 'Trump is infinitely powerful' mythos got into his brain and he really believed he could just tell his monkeys to settle down, and they would.
DiaperLoad has NEVER been held accountable in his whole privileged life. THAT IS why he never had an inkling that MAGA would care about this.
He was boasting and was deluded enough to think people were impressed. He is a gold-plated POS.
Yeah, the perv miscalculated. Not everyone wants to fu*k their 12-year-old daughter, even magats.
Um, Kathleen, I can't believe you missed the primary identifying characteristic of republicans. They do not understand consequences. That's why t didn't understand what would happen.
Never going to happen Kay-EI, burying the truth was Bill Barr’s specialty…any trace of real evidence is long gone!!
I don’t think it’s gone Patrick. Too many eyes (1000) combed through it. Someone (or ones) has a copy.
That's the one thing that gives me hope. Too many eyeballs and statistically more than enough of those will cave eventually. Patience has never been my best virtue, but I might be able to keep calm on this one.
Hahahaha! Same
I think so too.Too many people know what happened.It will get out eventually.Needs to happen soon.
💯
It would be old news now if any of us had that info!
It needs to happen very, very soon!! Trap that lying
pedophile and rapist!!! He’s
really shitting his diaper now!!
Just ask the Miami Herald.
Next, we're gonna get the NIETSPE files. That's Epstein spelled backwards.
Kathleen, funny!!!
Yes. NOW DO THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Well shit, we are back on Hillary again? I mean I can distract with the best of them. So here. Because Putin is like a Skin Tag on a Prolapsed Rosebud asshole....
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-red-phoenix-putins-ussr-reformation
Why...why the fuck are we focused on Hillary and here goddamned emails again? Has the propaganda machine gotten fucked or something?
I dont get it.
I really dont.
As always Uncle Jeff, spreading your meaningful words around to the rest.
The propaganda machine is running out of juice. They' going back to the old reliable stuff they know will rile up their base... or what's left of their base.
I would think his base is tired of Hillary’s emails. They want red meat: the Epstein files.
Wendy I love how you get us to think outside the box. Now I'm wondering if that skin tag is inside or outside the prolapsed asshole and how could that be? Ah, the wonders and brain teases that make life worth living.
Dudu, I try, honestly I do.
In the field of illusion, it's called a misdirection.
Chairman Grassley:
The biggest information leak from Hillary Clinton's private email server is the revelation that Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein systematically coerced, abused and raped scores of girls over a period of decades and there is overwhelming proof that the Republicans are panicking and desperately trying to cover it up.
I yield my time back to the gape mouthed fossil running these shambolic and diversionary proceedings
Grassley died 5 years ago. His body has an air valve (in the back of his chicken neck) that his staff can blow into to puff him up for special appearances.
I thought he was a butter sculpture from the 1943 Iowa State Fair kept in 20 degree refrigerated conditions
😂😂😂
OMG… hysterical LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂‼️
WINNER V!!!🎯🎯🎯
And yet the rethuglican jabronis relentlessly talk about Joe Biden's age. More of their hypocrisy
What is he third or fourth in line for the presidency? Holy shit.
Death warmed over.
Not that warm actually.
But I loved him on Green Acres.
Oh the visions you just created. Will think if this next time I see him👏👏🤣😛😂
🤣🤣🤣
That clueless dinosaur who's old enough to belong in a museum doesn't have anything better to do as everything continues to go to shit. The distractions and cover ups will only last for so long as Dear Cheater continues to lose what's left of his decomposing mind. At this rate, there's a good chance that Grassley will still be around after the perverted emperor is long gone.
And he will still be just as effective as he was in 1928.
You are on a roll today Walt! 🤣
Haven’t even caught my buzz yet. 😊
WooooBoy! Have fun!
No one has looked into why Grassley hinted that Mike Pence wouldn't be present at the Capitol for the January 6 2001 electoral vote certification.
Nicely played vorpal!!
vorpal, I would like to be in the alley with Grassley. I'd be the one with the baseball ⚾️ bat.
When for god’s sake is Bondi going to get to the bottom of the Lindbergh kidnapping?
Right after the info dump on Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater.
On a roll today vorpal!!
Excellent post Roberto, still snickering!!
Thank you, Patrick.
🤣🤣🤣 that’s the one I’m waiting for!
Next, Bondi will release the X-files.
The Truth IS out there. And Pam Bondi will soon be out-of-there.
Yes she will. She knows it.
She is toast.
I call her Law Barbie.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Unless president pedo is in those too, with underaged aliens (<five millennia old)
😂😂😂
Touché 😂
I want to leave...er, believe.
Touché lol!
In accordance with the presumed wishes of Dear Leader, the Washington Nationals baseball team is now changing its name to the "Washington Nationalists'.
Good one! I was thinking Washington Brownshirts.
How about Washington Evangelicals
Or the Washington Talibangelicals
Washington Epsteins
😂😂
🥳😂
Uh, don’t you mean the Washington WHITENationalists???
Washington Trumpers
I’m thinking that EVERY American - and I do mean EVERY American - should submit an FOIA request to the Department of Justice for a copy of the ENTIRE Epstein file. Unabridged. Unredacted. Every audio tape, every video tape, every photograph, every document.
To submit a FOIA request to the Department of Justice (DOJ), you can do so online through FOIA.gov, or by mail, email, or fax. For the most efficient processing, it is recommended to submit through FOIA.gov.
Link to submitting an FOIA request to the Criminal Division of the Department Of Justice:
https://www.foia.gov/agency-search.html?id=10bd62cb-aa01-4e3f-bf90-04a3af627789&type=component
Link to form to enter your FOIA request:
https://www.foia.gov/request/agency-component/10bd62cb-aa01-4e3f-bf90-04a3af627789/
TO ALL: Please post this same post on every Substack you read. It would be fantastic if DOJ received MILLIONS of FOIA requests for the Epstein files!
The very best idea ever🤩
DONE! I’m just hoping it doesn’t come back to bite me. I’m an expat and do worry about being hassled by immigration control when I’m home visiting family.
Just tell them it's what all the cool kids are doing now.
I bet this crooked DOJ would refuse lawful FOIA requests on some bullshit premise
No premise needed. All anybody does now is scream "Die Commie!" and hang up the phone.
I bet the WSJ beat you to it.
I love “In a world of Mad Kings, be a Bernice King”! That is perfect, Jeff 🙏🏻
One of your very best, Jeff. Tan Suit Gate will live to be a classic. And that is a brilliant closing. Just brilliant.
Tan suit gate! :-D
Lest we forget "flagpingate" and 'spicymustardgate.'
Rethuglicans have NOTHING!!
Right? The people who started the word 'snowflake' are offended by the most insignificant, stupid things.
Oh yea. I flipped the script on that stupid word a long time ago. I called them fucking snowflakes to their faces. But I’ve also recently added “titty babies” to my repertoire. 😉
Right on AddaGurl! We need to match these fkers' energy. I am all outta fks to give with these jerkholes. There's a fat old yt MAGAt bitch that lives on my street who flew two T💩p flags. We were out for a walk in the sun the other day and she warned us that we didn't want to get tan. Dafuq? If she says one more thing to me, I am just going to say, "Fuck T💩p and fuck you for voting for him." That should shut her cakehole.
Don't forget "hesaulutedamarinewithacoffeecupinhisotherhandgate."
And Joeeatsicecreamgate.
And Usesastrawgate
And don't forget...migrants are eating dogs and cats in Ohio!
The cowardly GOP shit stains would rather adjourn early than have to vote on releasing the Epstein files. Once again proving that they are a waste of our taxpayer money and can release declassified files in a timely manner. Just not the Epstein files. Taco Don is running away to Scotland to avoid further scrutiny from the press here. I hope he's met with protesters there. I've seen beef jerky strips that look better than Chuck Grassley. I'd like to give him a jar of moisturizer.
" I've seen beef jerky strips that look better than Chuck Grassley"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I wish I could give myself another week or two of vacation every year. Our tax dollars at work
Dammit! Now you’ve ruined beef jerky strips for me!!! 😖
“I've seen beef jerky strips that look better than Chuck Grassley.”
Can’t stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you for that, Mingo!
If we don't laugh we're going to cry with all the fuckery.
He’s a shriveled prune
Any resemblance between Chuck Grassley and the Crypt Keeper are purely coincidental. Besides, the Crypt Keeper had an actual sense-of-humor. I've had several texts from veteran healthcare professionals who insist that Dear Leader's swollen ankles are FAR more indicative of Congestive Heart Failure. Given that Velveeta Voldemort has no apparent heart and taken his track-record and innate flatulence into account, maybe it's Congestive Fart Failure. I propose a Substack Challenge: What will be the next shiny object to distract MAGA Nation? My money's on another caravan. Or an attempt to get Shoeless Joe Jackson into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Next step? Pardon GM and buy her eternal silence! They can’t suicide her in her cell the way Jeffy got suicided!
Given some of the amoral reprobates he's already pardoned I wouldn't be at all surprised. That's why she's been keeping her mouth shut.
I'm going with pardoning GM and getting her to finger some high level Dems to wind MAGA into a frenzy.
Why not? Accidents happen. Who will investigate it?
Word is today Todd Blanche (reminder: he is not just Deputy Attorney General, he was one of donnie's attorneys in his trials) is going to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell and her attorney to "talk."
They will have Maxwell name some names (NOT Trump or his Republican or business buddies, of course), throw those names out as red meat to placate the snarling hordes or MAGAts....and like magic, Maxwell will "earn" a pardon from donald.
🙏🏻😂
Well, at least those Hillary and Benghazi inquiries didn't cost us a ton of money. Am I right? And there was no real pressing business at that time, right?
When I see any photo of Trump and Epstein together, I see that Trump is pointing at someone and making fun of them. It might be some girl's breasts or fanny, but we know Trump was trashing her as a tramp who loves it. What an asshole!
"innocent people don’t generally suppress the very files that prove how innocent they are, am I right?" 👏👏👏👏
The amount of money being wasted to placate the biggest asshole in the world is sad and breathtaking. FFS. Eventually ALLLLLL of this will come out, whether they like it or not.
Americans should be embarrassed... but many are just too dumb to be.
Mortified
“the only thing that anyone needs to know about Hillary’s emails is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein files.”
It’s almost more than I can take.
Yup, and and how soon its been forgotten about the many emails that mysteriously disappeared during Dump's first term.
oh for the love of fuck
Or we could eat a “bowl of fuck,” which is nice.