Ms Spouse claims that some scammer (not affiliated with the Space Nazi) has been selling a bogus "Tesla Medbed" for $11,000. I have not independently confirmed this
Love the video of the guy outrunning ICE. I am here in Chicago right now, and with federal troops having marched on the city this morning, this video is a little bit of FYDT! Yay!
While it was funny to watch, I was surprised and relieved they didn’t shoot him given how the Dictator In Chief has given the green light to use all necessary force👹😔🤬
Holly, They may have been too surprised and I hear that the training is really rushed now, so who knows what they know how to do. They may not be prepared to just outright kill people, and I am glad if that is the case.
This reminds me of when ICE raided a restaurant (in San Diego, I think) back in June and the patrons followed them out, shouting, "Shame! Shame! Shame!" until ICE got into their vans and drove away. I think that's all you really have to do, shout "Shame" at them until they leave.
There appear to be an enormous number of fools in this Country just aching to be separated from their money. Would that I had the chutzpah to separate just a few of them from theirs...
Sorry, none of that stuff. When I lived in SW FL I had coffee trees and never once made 'green coffee extract' á la Dr Oz. I just don't suffer fools or foolishness gladly.
Like all those who bought into the Crypto Ponzi griftt and lost their savings. One has a right to be dumb as a pile of warm shit in this country. 🤠 Intelligence is a big no-no. We're winning in that department. 🫡
Thank you, AI: "The "Tesla MedBed" is a pseudoscientific concept associated with a conspiracy theory and has no connection to Tesla, the automotive and energy company founded by Elon Musk. The idea has been heavily promoted within QAnon and other fringe communities. Despite being entirely debunked by scientific experts, businesses with misleading names like "Tesla BioHealing" have emerged to sell expensive, unproven health devices. "
One important clarification -- Eloon is NOT the founder of Tesla. Tesla was officially founded in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, two entrepreneurs from Silicon Valley. Eloon was first a venture capitalist in the company they created and later became Chairman of the Board.
Yes I can…yet it seems to me that the correction has been made through this give and take, since it was a direct quote from an AI generated answer. 🤷♀️
But but but Jeff! Are you telling me MedBeds aren't real??? Even back in the 70s Dr McCoy had a hand held version -Tricorder I think they called it- that could instantly mend broken bones, heal burns and replace failed organs and stuff.
Next you will be telling us Star Trek wasn't real.
Yes, and Captain Kirk announced just yesterday that the rumors of his demise are premature. He went on to tell Trekers to stay away from that LLM AI crap.
"A converted motel in a small town on the Mississippi River seems an unlikely home for a world-changing technology - what a flyer in the mostly deserted lobby calls a "new wave of scientific healing".
[photo of a rundown motel that manages to be even bleaker and more depressing than you'd expect]
"But since last summer, this building in East Dubuque, Illinois - three hours west of Chicago - has been outfitted with medical devices that supposedly imbue patients with "life force energy". It's one of a number of locations run by Tesla BioHealing - no relation to the car company - dotted around the US."
It was reverse engineered from the medbed found in the flying saucer associated with the movie, 'The Day The Earth Stood Still.' ("Klaatu barada nikto.")
Brilliant. And, as per usual, since you wrote this piece Ol’ Puddin’ has committed several more unbelievable transgressions against all life forms on earth and every freaking American in particular. Fucking monsters. Fucking fucking fucking monsters.
100% tariff assessed on “movies made outside the US” and Sec’y of Energy knocking “Chardonnay swiggers in SF” who don’t love that “coal makes the world go ‘round” and The Guardian exposing that “sexual matador” Stephen Miller is running the Caribbean small boats murder doctrine and also directing ICE operations…
While I absolutely love the efforts of State Rep Connolly, Congresswoman Pressley, and the community, it makes me unbearably sad that such extraordinary efforts have to be undertaken against this lawless federal government.
I think Neal was speaking metaphorically, not literally. Also, there's plenty of things that Trump and his minions do that we may not find out about for weeks.
We may never know the full details of his lawlessness. Some people are being disappeared forever. Their families will never know what happened to them.
Nah. Wish I was. There’s at least three or four things that jumped out in the last couple hours. If I had hair like Larry Fine I’d be pulling it out like… Larry Fine.
That this completely batshit crazy, ultra deluded psychopath is allowed to post ANYTHING is a danger to all of society. And this is only because the press considers it normal. They let orange Fascist speak so they can rape the country.
I love, love, love the video of the fat fuck released J6ers unsuccessfully chasing the guy on the bicycle. 😂😂 It’s what this country looks like to the world. Incompetent clowns.
After this weekends trauma, and the fact that all the shootings that happened over the weekend were caused by Right Wing nut jobs who are now actively trying to kill all of us, makes whatever comes next just seem like a slap in the face.
Notice that the White House has already tweaked its explanation of the shooter's motive from "attack on Christianity" to "hates Mormons" to anything but a Trumper.
RE: Kegstand's Konclave. Nothing says grooming, physical fitness and Warrior Ethos like a bronze-complected draft-dodger with a bad combover. Willie-the-Shake said it best: "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2). Talk about "Espirit du CORPSE! Are those medbeds like the sleep pods on the Nostromo? Any nominations for the Xenomorph du Jour? Final Thought: Let's start a grass roots movement to have "fuckity-bye" included in the next OED.
Hey, I'm no military genius, but is it super smart to put all military leaders plus the Secretary of WAR plus POTUS all in one freely advertised space at one clearly announced time? Asking for a friend.
That's not all! Donnie Demento saw footage of 2020 Portland on Fox and sent in the cavalry--just 5 years too late. I guess it's another case of, “Oh never mind!”
I think I can speak for everyone when I say no breaks needed for us. For you perhaps because this batshit 🤡fvckery is depressing and scary. Don’t know how you do what you do but it’s greatly appreciated. Thanks Jeff.
The plan is to put up Christmas lights no matter what time of year, open something bubbly, and dance in the street with my neighbors (except for that crazy MAGAt woman on the corner).
These QAnon people wouldn't be able to find their ass with both hands...They wouldn't believe their own bullshit if it was "Must see TV". 🤦♀️ I actually know someone who never misses a chance to tell me 9/11 was an inside job. GTFO!!
Yep. Guaranteed my sister will be telling me all about the amazing medbed that was invented by using all the data "they" collected while torturing her with chemtrails and microwaves. I can hardly wait. 🙄
Although it seems totally impossible, he actually seems to get more unhinged. The delusions deeper! Soon he’ll be showing off his Best weightlifter ever trophy.
Poor Joe Biden--if he had done even one or two of the bullshit moves that the Pumpkin Pinochet (love this one!--very seasonal) has pulled, he would've been frog-marched to the nearest padded room and locked in with no ifs ands or buts. Really wishing those generals don't clap for ANYTHING that Pissdrunk Pete or the Outrageous Orange Orifice says. What they want is to video it and run it at every base, implying that the highest ups are totally okay with all the egregious fuckery that will be said during this stupid meeting.
Unfortunately, it's not you. I saw that batshit nuts medbed video and was stunned, not something easily achieved now that every day is a trip to crazy land.
The other thing about this military meeting is that the military pays for all the transportation, hotels, meals, etc for all this. Millions of dollars for something that could have been done with a massive VTC. Hegseth wants all those stars winking in the lights when he speaks because it looks cooler. A multi-million-dollar photo op. And of course Dumpy couldn't stand the idea of being left out of the spotlight, so he invited himself. Disgusting.
I just love how Donny pretends to know more about everything on planet Earth than all the experts put together (I
know more about the military than the generals, I know more about the legal system than the lawyers, I know more about finance than anyone, I know more about covid then the doctors, I know more about science than the scientists, I know more about…blah, blah, fuckity blah). And then, as soon as one of his cronies does something bat-shit, crazy, he suddenly knows nothing about it. He’d never heard of the Proud Boys. He never has any idea what the drunken Fox News host running the Pentagon is doing.
I wish, that just one time, when he denied knowing about something, a reporter would call him on this bullshit and say, “But you claim to know everything. Why don’t you know about THIS?” I know they won’t.
Thanks Jeff! It is AWFUL what happened to the poor delivery person in Chicago. I hopes ICE MELTS!!!! Media needs to WAKE UP per your brilliant post regarding media ignorance!
Me too! My heart missed a beat at one point when I thought he might fall to the ground. Do these assholes have any compassion, souls chasing ppl like that👿??
Ms Spouse claims that some scammer (not affiliated with the Space Nazi) has been selling a bogus "Tesla Medbed" for $11,000. I have not independently confirmed this
Love the video of the guy outrunning ICE. I am here in Chicago right now, and with federal troops having marched on the city this morning, this video is a little bit of FYDT! Yay!
While it was funny to watch, I was surprised and relieved they didn’t shoot him given how the Dictator In Chief has given the green light to use all necessary force👹😔🤬
It gave off the same vibes as when my dog tries to chase something she's not going to catch. Proud of the effort, not the result.
Holly, They may have been too surprised and I hear that the training is really rushed now, so who knows what they know how to do. They may not be prepared to just outright kill people, and I am glad if that is the case.
Here's another good story about a Massachusetts town coming to the defense of its immigrants:
How a “Sanctuary Community” REALLY operates
https://kathleenweber.substack.com/cp/174816352
This reminds me of when ICE raided a restaurant (in San Diego, I think) back in June and the patrons followed them out, shouting, "Shame! Shame! Shame!" until ICE got into their vans and drove away. I think that's all you really have to do, shout "Shame" at them until they leave.
Love it!✌🏾
Thank you for sharing this article. Who would have ever thought we’d be living through this fascist time? Thankful for the actions of the residents.
I had to watch it thrice. SKILLS!!
I’ve seen this clip set to the tune of “Yakety Sax” and it’s hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/marmel.bsky.social/post/3lzwzwshe7s2n
Yes, that’s it! Thank you. 😄
Perfect!!!
I shared it around the world.
Im from Chicago, too. Where was that? It must have been early for traffic.
Wacker Drive.
https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3lzxwnjhhd22g
Looks like Wacker Drive on the river. Marina Towers is visible in the background.
It looks to be on Wacker Drive by the Chicago River.
It looks like the corner of Wacker and Michigan.
Thanks, Jeff! I've watched it 4 times and will probably watch a couple more. Great cinematography. Woot!
HA! Well, of course they are...and some dumb ass will buy the damned thing. 🤦♀️
So now we know how the ear grew back so fast. Medbed!
Ah, Ha! And here we all thought that it was a miracle from God herself.
What it sounds like to me, is you get a blissful shot, die, and disappear. I mean, I haven't seen Kennedy since November 22, 1963...
👏👏👏👏👏
Touché Sharon!!
No, that’s Medhead.
I can’t believe how STUPID people are….(including the fucking president of the United States!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Seriously. WTF? we are surrounded by idiots.
Uh, I'm guessing yes?
There appear to be an enormous number of fools in this Country just aching to be separated from their money. Would that I had the chutzpah to separate just a few of them from theirs...
You would have to be a rw influencer, rethuglican politician, multilevel marketing founder, or MAHA
Sorry, none of that stuff. When I lived in SW FL I had coffee trees and never once made 'green coffee extract' á la Dr Oz. I just don't suffer fools or foolishness gladly.
Lest we forget, tRUMP loves the poorly educated which also explains his malignant narcissism
Trump wallows in his low IQ Tess! His coterie of cretinous wastrels, like Trump, have no frontal cortex obviously!
Yeah, gold plated too👀
Yeah, and only 'high quality 24 Karat', not that low quality 24 karat!
Like all those who bought into the Crypto Ponzi griftt and lost their savings. One has a right to be dumb as a pile of warm shit in this country. 🤠 Intelligence is a big no-no. We're winning in that department. 🫡
HA! True that. So much winning. I fear for the future of humanity! 😂
The Space Nazi is all over the Epstein Files. His Nazi father Errol is a child toucher too.
And is currently being sued by stepchildren and his children. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/23/errol-elon-musk-father-sexual-abuse-accusations?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Yuk
Thank you, AI: "The "Tesla MedBed" is a pseudoscientific concept associated with a conspiracy theory and has no connection to Tesla, the automotive and energy company founded by Elon Musk. The idea has been heavily promoted within QAnon and other fringe communities. Despite being entirely debunked by scientific experts, businesses with misleading names like "Tesla BioHealing" have emerged to sell expensive, unproven health devices. "
One important clarification -- Eloon is NOT the founder of Tesla. Tesla was officially founded in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, two entrepreneurs from Silicon Valley. Eloon was first a venture capitalist in the company they created and later became Chairman of the Board.
Right. So noted!
You can edit your comment.
Yes I can…yet it seems to me that the correction has been made through this give and take, since it was a direct quote from an AI generated answer. 🤷♀️
It’s me. I would fidget like crazy if I didn’t immediately edit any error brought to my attention.
I think there’s a diagnosis for that!
Sorry
a fool and his money are soon parted ( or something like that)....😂
But but but Jeff! Are you telling me MedBeds aren't real??? Even back in the 70s Dr McCoy had a hand held version -Tricorder I think they called it- that could instantly mend broken bones, heal burns and replace failed organs and stuff.
Next you will be telling us Star Trek wasn't real.
C'mon
I wanna believe! 🤣. Star Trek was incredible!!
Yes, and Captain Kirk announced just yesterday that the rumors of his demise are premature. He went on to tell Trekers to stay away from that LLM AI crap.
He also looks amazing for 94!!! Must have been all that space travel that has slowed his aging!!!
WOW...I cant believe he's that age already. He does look good.
[Nerd Alert] In the special theory of relativity it's called time dilation. But of course one has to be actually moving to experience it.
Well, what other way is there to make a living in Donnie's economy? "There was a demand, and I created a supply. "
That delivery person knows how to ride a bike!
The only thing he could have added would be him giving them the finger over his shoulder as he rode off:-)
😂🤣🤣🤣
Huh. It must be on sale. I've seen reports of medbeds going for a minimum of $16,000 and as much as $22,000.
As usual, the British media are on top of the story: https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-64070190
"A converted motel in a small town on the Mississippi River seems an unlikely home for a world-changing technology - what a flyer in the mostly deserted lobby calls a "new wave of scientific healing".
[photo of a rundown motel that manages to be even bleaker and more depressing than you'd expect]
"But since last summer, this building in East Dubuque, Illinois - three hours west of Chicago - has been outfitted with medical devices that supposedly imbue patients with "life force energy". It's one of a number of locations run by Tesla BioHealing - no relation to the car company - dotted around the US."
Trump will start selling med beds soon most likely
You can't make this stuff up, right?
It was reverse engineered from the medbed found in the flying saucer associated with the movie, 'The Day The Earth Stood Still.' ("Klaatu barada nikto.")
Tremendous film! 👏👏👏
Did they take the one from '79's Alien, or did they take the one from MacFarlanes's The Orville (which grew back Malloy's amputated leg in season 1).
Brilliant. And, as per usual, since you wrote this piece Ol’ Puddin’ has committed several more unbelievable transgressions against all life forms on earth and every freaking American in particular. Fucking monsters. Fucking fucking fucking monsters.
what did I miss? I start writing about 7am every day and don't check the news until I finish
100% tariff assessed on “movies made outside the US” and Sec’y of Energy knocking “Chardonnay swiggers in SF” who don’t love that “coal makes the world go ‘round” and The Guardian exposing that “sexual matador” Stephen Miller is running the Caribbean small boats murder doctrine and also directing ICE operations…
Well, it's no surprise that Miller is running the murder squad. Doesn't the matador get gored occasionally? We can manifest that.
"sexual matador" ? steven miller?? Bwahahahaha 😂🤣
I know, I know. Maybe it means that he manages to dodge her advances most of the time but gets gored occasionally.
Does that mean he likes bulls?
Mike Connelly, a Massachusetts state representative from Somerville, MA., should be our hero of the week! That's what.
Here's the description of what Mike Connolly did.
https://kathleenweber.substack.com/cp/174816352
I read your article, Kathleen - thanks for informing us about this important news!
While I absolutely love the efforts of State Rep Connolly, Congresswoman Pressley, and the community, it makes me unbearably sad that such extraordinary efforts have to be undertaken against this lawless federal government.
No point being sad. Be inspired by what others are showing can be accomplished! There's always hope.
I think Neal was speaking metaphorically, not literally. Also, there's plenty of things that Trump and his minions do that we may not find out about for weeks.
We may never know the full details of his lawlessness. Some people are being disappeared forever. Their families will never know what happened to them.
Nah. Wish I was. There’s at least three or four things that jumped out in the last couple hours. If I had hair like Larry Fine I’d be pulling it out like… Larry Fine.
And yet he’s been given this ‘harmless, befuddled’ elderly uncle pass… absolutley unbelievable…
That this completely batshit crazy, ultra deluded psychopath is allowed to post ANYTHING is a danger to all of society. And this is only because the press considers it normal. They let orange Fascist speak so they can rape the country.
I love, love, love the video of the fat fuck released J6ers unsuccessfully chasing the guy on the bicycle. 😂😂 It’s what this country looks like to the world. Incompetent clowns.
I'm so glad that one brown guy got away. ICE is an evil, fucking joke.
Ditto
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/carnage-overdrive-the-fascist-blitzkrieg
After this weekends trauma, and the fact that all the shootings that happened over the weekend were caused by Right Wing nut jobs who are now actively trying to kill all of us, makes whatever comes next just seem like a slap in the face.
Keep on Fighting, Uncle Jeff.
Notice that the White House has already tweaked its explanation of the shooter's motive from "attack on Christianity" to "hates Mormons" to anything but a Trumper.
Y'know, a lot of other dictators are at least intelligent. Of course we had to end up with one whose brain is melting like cheese in a toaster oven.
Or at the very least complete a sentence coherently
LOL
💥 Perfect description of the mess the asshole is creating and is an ongoing bitch to try and clean up
Hahaha! Perfect.
A Fool’s Gold & OUR taxpayer money -- are soon parted.
The new golden-arched McDonaldsization of the Oval Office is a crime against nature & architectural design.
Somebody stop DJT before he laminates the original US Constitution & uses it as a placemat for his Big Mac & Fries. 🍟
Shhhhhh! Dont give him any ideas! 😳😂
Sorry! I take it back. 😬😉
RE: Kegstand's Konclave. Nothing says grooming, physical fitness and Warrior Ethos like a bronze-complected draft-dodger with a bad combover. Willie-the-Shake said it best: "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2). Talk about "Espirit du CORPSE! Are those medbeds like the sleep pods on the Nostromo? Any nominations for the Xenomorph du Jour? Final Thought: Let's start a grass roots movement to have "fuckity-bye" included in the next OED.
Hey, I'm no military genius, but is it super smart to put all military leaders plus the Secretary of WAR plus POTUS all in one freely advertised space at one clearly announced time? Asking for a friend.
Not to mention leaving our entire armed forces without their top brass.
I’m not a “stable genius”, but even I know this whole stunt isn’t very smart…
That's not all! Donnie Demento saw footage of 2020 Portland on Fox and sent in the cavalry--just 5 years too late. I guess it's another case of, “Oh never mind!”
I did have that bookmarked for inclusion in today's post, but I decided to wrap it up after 1600 words and give you folks a break
No breaks Jeff, we can take it.
Since Jeff doesn't own a medbed, he's got to pace himself.
Could we start a Go Fund Me to buy Jeff a Medbed?
That would be nice. But only Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy get their own Medbed.
Not unless we never want to hear from him again.
Well, let’s allow that Jeff is also a human being and may appreciate 15 minutes of deep meditation ❤️
I think I can speak for everyone when I say no breaks needed for us. For you perhaps because this batshit 🤡fvckery is depressing and scary. Don’t know how you do what you do but it’s greatly appreciated. Thanks Jeff.
Hear, Hear. It is scary...This column takes the edge off!
JFC, I can not wait for the day that this vile demented delusional nazi piece of shit DIES!!!!!!!!
The plan is to put up Christmas lights no matter what time of year, open something bubbly, and dance in the street with my neighbors (except for that crazy MAGAt woman on the corner).
I'm going to drive around honking my horn until I run out of gas.
fuck yeah, Mary!....I will lose some facebook friends that day, and I have no fucks to give about that!!
Dance in her Yard!
Pleeeeze
"Sundowning Grandpa Icecreamcone" HAHA!
Is it me, or is he getting worse by the day?
These QAnon people wouldn't be able to find their ass with both hands...They wouldn't believe their own bullshit if it was "Must see TV". 🤦♀️ I actually know someone who never misses a chance to tell me 9/11 was an inside job. GTFO!!
Yep. Guaranteed my sister will be telling me all about the amazing medbed that was invented by using all the data "they" collected while torturing her with chemtrails and microwaves. I can hardly wait. 🙄
Although it seems totally impossible, he actually seems to get more unhinged. The delusions deeper! Soon he’ll be showing off his Best weightlifter ever trophy.
HAHA! RIGHT. It defies reason that this criminally insane man is our president.
Poor Joe Biden--if he had done even one or two of the bullshit moves that the Pumpkin Pinochet (love this one!--very seasonal) has pulled, he would've been frog-marched to the nearest padded room and locked in with no ifs ands or buts. Really wishing those generals don't clap for ANYTHING that Pissdrunk Pete or the Outrageous Orange Orifice says. What they want is to video it and run it at every base, implying that the highest ups are totally okay with all the egregious fuckery that will be said during this stupid meeting.
Unfortunately, it's not you. I saw that batshit nuts medbed video and was stunned, not something easily achieved now that every day is a trip to crazy land.
The other thing about this military meeting is that the military pays for all the transportation, hotels, meals, etc for all this. Millions of dollars for something that could have been done with a massive VTC. Hegseth wants all those stars winking in the lights when he speaks because it looks cooler. A multi-million-dollar photo op. And of course Dumpy couldn't stand the idea of being left out of the spotlight, so he invited himself. Disgusting.
But, if the Generals aren't there in person, they might be crossing their fingers off camera when they proclaim fealty to Donald Trump.
Or rolling their eyes behind their hands!
This proves conclusively that there are no funds available for Meals on Wheels or school kids lunches.
I just love how Donny pretends to know more about everything on planet Earth than all the experts put together (I
know more about the military than the generals, I know more about the legal system than the lawyers, I know more about finance than anyone, I know more about covid then the doctors, I know more about science than the scientists, I know more about…blah, blah, fuckity blah). And then, as soon as one of his cronies does something bat-shit, crazy, he suddenly knows nothing about it. He’d never heard of the Proud Boys. He never has any idea what the drunken Fox News host running the Pentagon is doing.
I wish, that just one time, when he denied knowing about something, a reporter would call him on this bullshit and say, “But you claim to know everything. Why don’t you know about THIS?” I know they won’t.
that will be the same reporter asking what the fuck is wrong with you ( this one's for you, uncle jeff)
Thanks Jeff! It is AWFUL what happened to the poor delivery person in Chicago. I hopes ICE MELTS!!!! Media needs to WAKE UP per your brilliant post regarding media ignorance!
Hey Tess... that delivery person was on his game, wasn't he? I was rooting for him. 😂😂
Me too! My heart missed a beat at one point when I thought he might fall to the ground. Do these assholes have any compassion, souls chasing ppl like that👿??
No. No, they don’t. If they did, they wouldn’t be doing what they’re doing.
Me too!!!!!!!
I would have gotten a safe distance away from the American Gestapo and then rode back and forth, telling them, without words, that they are #1.
LOL!!!
If they weren't so loaded with military gear—and had a modicum of stamina—they might've caught him. (Lookit the saddle bags on the guy at far left!)
OTOH, he knew the street grid and they don't, so ...
Can someone lay some bars of Yakety Sax/Benny Hill theme over this? I want to laugh even harder while watching our tax dollars at work.
https://youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns?si=Xf4n7mdI2KYbWspI
Thank you! I laughed harder than I’ve laughed in a while.
That’s bloody brilliant!
OMG! Thats hysterical!! HAHAHAH!!!
"faster than fascism"! Love it!! Gotta get the bumper sticker!!!
I am convinced Donny’s handlers have Crazy Glued his one tiny hand over the tiny rotting hand.