Stay up all night drinking beforehand. Don't be assuming it'll stop there. That's going to be one well-fertilized grave. NOT IN ARLINGTON (Fucker has said he wants to be buried there, as if he hadn't desecrated it enough)
Stay up all night drinking beforehand. Don't be assuming it'll stop there. That's going to be one well-fertilized grave. NOT IN ARLINGTON (Fucker has said he wants to be buried there, as if he hadn't desecrated it enough)
I don't mind the protocol that an ex-president gets a funeral at the National Cathedral, but I'd love it to be the lowest-attended funeral in history, and that half the attendees walk out halfway through out of boredom and disgust.
Best way to ensure that is to play his most unbelievably deranged and verbal word salad bits on a loop. But mix them up so itтАЩs even more obnoxious and confusing. Even his actual supporters will probably leave in that case.
There is an act a group of men could perform standing around the grave that is too much for me to say, but the first word starts with b and the second word is party (Lindsey Graham would love to be the recipient)
As someone who actually owns a cemetery in Florida (thatтАЩs a long story and involved purchasing it on Craigslist- so very Florida) IтАЩm not positive there is a tax credit associated with it. IтАЩll have to verify that with the husband to be sure.
Stay up all night drinking beforehand. Don't be assuming it'll stop there. That's going to be one well-fertilized grave. NOT IN ARLINGTON (Fucker has said he wants to be buried there, as if he hadn't desecrated it enough)
For sure! I think whoever the president is when he croaks should say no state funeral and the family has to bury him on his golf cemetery.
I don't mind the protocol that an ex-president gets a funeral at the National Cathedral, but I'd love it to be the lowest-attended funeral in history, and that half the attendees walk out halfway through out of boredom and disgust.
Best way to ensure that is to play his most unbelievably deranged and verbal word salad bits on a loop. But mix them up so itтАЩs even more obnoxious and confusing. Even his actual supporters will probably leave in that case.
Pfft, clearly his heirs will inter him at Mar a Lago to get that schweeeeeet "cemetary" tax credit.
That's a NJ thing, I think
Bet heтАЩll get a bigger headstone than the mother of his children. Pissant. How about some dog shit and bird food after the piss and puke ?
There is an act a group of men could perform standing around the grave that is too much for me to say, but the first word starts with b and the second word is party (Lindsey Graham would love to be the recipient)
Actually, a long line of dogs because he hates them.
As someone who actually owns a cemetery in Florida (thatтАЩs a long story and involved purchasing it on Craigslist- so very Florida) IтАЩm not positive there is a tax credit associated with it. IтАЩll have to verify that with the husband to be sure.
IтАЩd bet my bottom dollar that RdS would strong-arm his legislature to pass something like they did to allow the convicted felon Trump to vote.
And if you stayed up all night drinking, you can puke on it , too.
BONUS!
Bury him in the median of the NJ turnpike or ass up on the 19th hole of one of his put put golf courses.
He 100% WILL NOT be allowed to be buried at Arlington. The chance of a Bone Spurs section being established is less than zero
I just looked it up and I'm still not 100%. In 2020, Tammy Duckworth had a bill that would have prevented it. I don't know where that went. Here's Arlington: https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/funerals/scheduling-a-funeral/establishing-eligibility
Like I thought you have to be a veteran, captain bone spurs doesn't count.
His weed covered grave site on the golf course where his wife is buried would be a better fit.
Right beside his wife.
D will have a mausoleum that no one can get to....it'll be in Florida
And the biggest and bestest ever in the country, o sir, sir(tears in eyes) how do you do it
How can that fтАЩcker be buried there when he never served?
President. I THINK, I'm pretty sure Presidents can be because they are Commander in Chief
I hope you're wrong. That piece of shit being buried there would be a desecration.
Not sure but I think you have to have served. Dodging STDs in NYC does not count
Can't see it after he got Done pissing on and then pissing them off.
Don't forget the asparagus!!