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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Stay up all night drinking beforehand. Don't be assuming it'll stop there. That's going to be one well-fertilized grave. NOT IN ARLINGTON (Fucker has said he wants to be buried there, as if he hadn't desecrated it enough)

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Stephen Brady's avatar

For sure! I think whoever the president is when he croaks should say no state funeral and the family has to bury him on his golf cemetery.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I don't mind the protocol that an ex-president gets a funeral at the National Cathedral, but I'd love it to be the lowest-attended funeral in history, and that half the attendees walk out halfway through out of boredom and disgust.

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Kimmy's avatar

Best way to ensure that is to play his most unbelievably deranged and verbal word salad bits on a loop. But mix them up so itтАЩs even more obnoxious and confusing. Even his actual supporters will probably leave in that case.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Pfft, clearly his heirs will inter him at Mar a Lago to get that schweeeeeet "cemetary" tax credit.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That's a NJ thing, I think

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Bet heтАЩll get a bigger headstone than the mother of his children. Pissant. How about some dog shit and bird food after the piss and puke ?

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

There is an act a group of men could perform standing around the grave that is too much for me to say, but the first word starts with b and the second word is party (Lindsey Graham would love to be the recipient)

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Actually, a long line of dogs because he hates them.

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Kimmy's avatar

As someone who actually owns a cemetery in Florida (thatтАЩs a long story and involved purchasing it on Craigslist- so very Florida) IтАЩm not positive there is a tax credit associated with it. IтАЩll have to verify that with the husband to be sure.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

IтАЩd bet my bottom dollar that RdS would strong-arm his legislature to pass something like they did to allow the convicted felon Trump to vote.

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Marcie's avatar

And if you stayed up all night drinking, you can puke on it , too.

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JOE P's avatar

Bury him in the median of the NJ turnpike or ass up on the 19th hole of one of his put put golf courses.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He 100% WILL NOT be allowed to be buried at Arlington. The chance of a Bone Spurs section being established is less than zero

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I just looked it up and I'm still not 100%. In 2020, Tammy Duckworth had a bill that would have prevented it. I don't know where that went. Here's Arlington: https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/funerals/scheduling-a-funeral/establishing-eligibility

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David A Pitock's avatar

Like I thought you have to be a veteran, captain bone spurs doesn't count.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

His weed covered grave site on the golf course where his wife is buried would be a better fit.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Right beside his wife.

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Douglas's avatar

D will have a mausoleum that no one can get to....it'll be in Florida

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David A Pitock's avatar

And the biggest and bestest ever in the country, o sir, sir(tears in eyes) how do you do it

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

How can that fтАЩcker be buried there when he never served?

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

President. I THINK, I'm pretty sure Presidents can be because they are Commander in Chief

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David Jones's avatar

I hope you're wrong. That piece of shit being buried there would be a desecration.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Not sure but I think you have to have served. Dodging STDs in NYC does not count

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David A Pitock's avatar

Can't see it after he got Done pissing on and then pissing them off.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Don't forget the asparagus!!

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