David (Dave) Jaspers on everyone is entitled to my own opinion

[David (Dave) Jaspers]

Where's everyone's lists?

1.) wondered what hole Donny Convict was on

2.) drank a delicious mix of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen

2.) Made a mistake

4.) pondered what i did this week

5.) felt existential dread

[Susan B]

1. Took copious amounts of Pepto to soothe my anxious stomach

2. Took Xanax to calm my nerves

3. Bought a case of scotch to ease my worries

4. Smoked ounces of pot to try and pretend I was in a dream

5. And called the Senate switchboard 20 times to register my outrage

[Mary Hall]

Stock up on Xanax since Secretary Wormbrain thinks they are evil.

[Lynn Van Haren]

I made out an entire email then realized I’m on the account that doesn’t allow me to send 😞. Will redo later. Loved the one with the Beatles song

[shee-rah]

#5 🥲😟😩