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Sue Pike's avatar

I've never seen so many forelock tugging Uriah Heeps in one room. Pam Bondi, the most Uriah-like of them all, claims they've saved 75% of Americans from certain death by Fentanyl. I'm pretty sure 75% of Americans wouldn't have a clue how to get hold of a dose of Fentanyl.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

One thing is for certain. These clowns live in a cave. Their perception of reality is pre 1950. Just fucking stupid.

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Jan Moon's avatar

Pam Bondi flunked every math class she ever attempted.

And a very high percentage of Americans have probably never heard of Fentanyl. You have to be able to read and maybe spell, and actually watch the news to understand that.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

But we hear a lot about "fettanol": an imaginary drug brought here by Mexicans with legs like cantaloupes

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Dave Drell's avatar

I wonder if Bondi ever heard of Uriah Heep (the band)? Demons & Wizards.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She's very familiar with "stealing, when you should have been buying."

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Dave Drell's avatar

In the song тАЬStealingтАЭ he banged the Farmers daughter- who did Bondi Blondie bang to get into that position which she has no possible reason to be holding?

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Jan Moon's avatar

Excellent question. My guess is numbers in the double digits.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She was pretty chonky back then, so I would say it was her ability to suck up and praise evil, in the form of republican males. DeathSantis being a prime example. IтАЩm not sure he possesses a dangling male appendage.

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