You might be on to something here. It appears that he does get "a weave" on the few wisps of hair he has. Maybe it was weave day and he decided to "weave" that into his rambling weird word salad and then thought it was genius! Kinda like u s spells US! He was so proud to be the first person to ever think of that too.
βThe Weaveβ is basically baffle βem with bullshitβ¦or the bullshit that masquerades as hair on thatπfuckerβ¦or a new game show where contestants try and figure out what the fuck he saidβ¦
Hoooo-eee. In a sea of whoppers, that one stands out. "Sir, sir (with tears in their eyes), as a retired English professor, I have never, ever seen anyone do "The Weave" so well!"
No, it's what you do with actual hair and fake hair. You weave them all together, then wind it around your head a few times so that no one can tell how wispy your hair is getting. THAT's the kind of weave Dumpy has. Just make sure you don't go out into the drizzle to a WWI cemetery in France full of Americans.
I've heard of "talking through one's hat", but it seems that Drumpf is talking through his weave.
And, yes, I thought a "weave" concerned one's hair. If we're talking about Drumpf's speech, I think that "tossing his word salad" would be a more appropriate metaphor. With a puree of connerie* for dressing.
* French for "bullshit". I wanted it to sound sophisticated. :D
Seriously...how can this even be real life??? The Weave? What in the actual hell?
"Donny not only shit the bed, but enthusiastically rolled around in it." π€£ Brilliant.
"yo, Politico β pass that doob over here." I'll say...must be good shit. π
This column needs to be sent to the press... because every word of what has been written here is perfect. #TGIF people!
I thought the weave is what one does with hair coloring. Wonβt help Trump speak any more coherently though.
I thought a weave was a way to deal with thinning hair. Or how to make a rug or a basket.
I don't know, maybe after years of weaving his hair into the rug he wears on his head, he would be better served by wearing a basket on his head.
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ππ heβs so insane!
Seems like the media are the ones buying all those NFTs and gold sneakers.
You might be on to something here. It appears that he does get "a weave" on the few wisps of hair he has. Maybe it was weave day and he decided to "weave" that into his rambling weird word salad and then thought it was genius! Kinda like u s spells US! He was so proud to be the first person to ever think of that too.
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βThe Weaveβ is basically baffle βem with bullshitβ¦or the bullshit that masquerades as hair on thatπfuckerβ¦or a new game show where contestants try and figure out what the fuck he saidβ¦
Hoooo-eee. In a sea of whoppers, that one stands out. "Sir, sir (with tears in their eyes), as a retired English professor, I have never, ever seen anyone do "The Weave" so well!"
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No, it's what you do with actual hair and fake hair. You weave them all together, then wind it around your head a few times so that no one can tell how wispy your hair is getting. THAT's the kind of weave Dumpy has. Just make sure you don't go out into the drizzle to a WWI cemetery in France full of Americans.
I've heard of "talking through one's hat", but it seems that Drumpf is talking through his weave.
And, yes, I thought a "weave" concerned one's hair. If we're talking about Drumpf's speech, I think that "tossing his word salad" would be a more appropriate metaphor. With a puree of connerie* for dressing.
* French for "bullshit". I wanted it to sound sophisticated. :D
Heβs talking out of an oriface far from his hair.
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Touche'
Me, too! I thought the weave had to do with that rat's nest on his head!π€£
It is also the fake hair "woven" in to real hair like extensions.
I thought "dodge and weave" was a basketball move to try to keep from losing the ball to the opponent. Except that he's dribbling without a ball.
Nice!
Because heβs dribbling into his diaper.
In fairness to pot, if my pot made me as confused as The Donald, I'd sue my dispensary.
For real.
Speaking of pot, Donnie is a vapid tosspot!
Well said Susan!
That doob was dipped in liquid PCP. No thanks, man.
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