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Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously...how can this even be real life??? The Weave? What in the actual hell?

"Donny not only shit the bed, but enthusiastically rolled around in it." 🀣 Brilliant.

"yo, Politico β€” pass that doob over here." I'll say...must be good shit. πŸ˜‚

This column needs to be sent to the press... because every word of what has been written here is perfect. #TGIF people!

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Kay-El's avatar

I thought the weave is what one does with hair coloring. Won’t help Trump speak any more coherently though.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I thought a weave was a way to deal with thinning hair. Or how to make a rug or a basket.

I don't know, maybe after years of weaving his hair into the rug he wears on his head, he would be better served by wearing a basket on his head.

<I'm so confused...πŸ™„πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ>

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Susan Niemann's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he’s so insane!

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bruce somers's avatar

Seems like the media are the ones buying all those NFTs and gold sneakers.

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

You might be on to something here. It appears that he does get "a weave" on the few wisps of hair he has. Maybe it was weave day and he decided to "weave" that into his rambling weird word salad and then thought it was genius! Kinda like u s spells US! He was so proud to be the first person to ever think of that too.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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247kath's avatar

β€œThe Weave” is basically baffle β€˜em with bullshit…or the bullshit that masquerades as hair on that🍊fucker…or a new game show where contestants try and figure out what the fuck he said…

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hoooo-eee. In a sea of whoppers, that one stands out. "Sir, sir (with tears in their eyes), as a retired English professor, I have never, ever seen anyone do "The Weave" so well!"

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lisa J. Miller's avatar

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Betsy L's avatar

No, it's what you do with actual hair and fake hair. You weave them all together, then wind it around your head a few times so that no one can tell how wispy your hair is getting. THAT's the kind of weave Dumpy has. Just make sure you don't go out into the drizzle to a WWI cemetery in France full of Americans.

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John Hampton's avatar

I've heard of "talking through one's hat", but it seems that Drumpf is talking through his weave.

And, yes, I thought a "weave" concerned one's hair. If we're talking about Drumpf's speech, I think that "tossing his word salad" would be a more appropriate metaphor. With a puree of connerie* for dressing.

* French for "bullshit". I wanted it to sound sophisticated. :D

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Ole Anderson's avatar

He’s talking out of an oriface far from his hair.

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247kath's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Touche'

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Deb's avatar

Me, too! I thought the weave had to do with that rat's nest on his head!🀣

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It is also the fake hair "woven" in to real hair like extensions.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I thought "dodge and weave" was a basketball move to try to keep from losing the ball to the opponent. Except that he's dribbling without a ball.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Nice!

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shee-rah's avatar

Because he’s dribbling into his diaper.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

In fairness to pot, if my pot made me as confused as The Donald, I'd sue my dispensary.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Speaking of pot, Donnie is a vapid tosspot!

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Derek Smith's avatar

That doob was dipped in liquid PCP. No thanks, man.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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