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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Watching his heavy bondo face makeup drop into the grease, I feel for anyone who eats fries after him sweating/laboring over a grease filled fryer Walter!

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Marie Martin's avatar

Omg. You’re right. He’d fucking melt right into the vat!! But that doubles down on my idea that they won’t put out real cooking oil. It’s too dangerous even if you’re not trump. Can you just see him standing back and taking a few minutes of instruction from perhaps a POC, who says “sir, when you lift that basket out of the oil, it’ll be hot enough to boil your nuts off. So grab the basket with your gloved hand and ….”

Trump: yeah yeah. I got it. I’ve done this many times. You can go sit in the corner now peon.”

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