Yes, for both the apparent inability to be prepared to dress for the weather; the fear that the wind (predicted to reach gusts of ~20 mph could seriously disarrange his Aqua Net sprayed comb-over and for his fear of a greatly diminished crowd size. He is indeed, a pathetic "pussy ass bitch".
I think it's just another "The Producers"-esque scam. Lots of people pay in, now there's a slight fig leaf to not deliver. Sorry no refunds! Profit. It's great watching the rubes get fleeced.
It's free for the folks who had planned to stand outside, whether by the Capitol where the ceremony was supposed to take place or for those who were planning to line the avenue for the parade with his limo.
What those people paid for was plane tickets, rooms and their meals. But now they are at loose ends in WAshington DC???? Geez MAGAs, go see a few museums or the National Gallery of Art, or the National Air and Space Museum.
Better yet, go tour the Holocaust Museum and get a idea of what your orange leader's favorite Fuhrer did to 6 million Jewish persons. (and ethnic Romani and gays and the disabled and the mentally ill and the mentally challenged) A fact or two just might penetrate the layers of dense and/or deliberate stupidity that surrounds the walnut-sized MAGA brain.
As I recall from Carter's inauguration, you are not allowed on the Capitol grounds without a ticket. I got one from a friend whose father was a member of the House at the time. But hanging out on the mall is free.
I assume that his wife might also have told him that she would not be attending if she had to stand outside, and he is aware of the optics of that. Also, it is hard to keep him secure since his audience is the kind of people who would storm the capital and try to overthrow it. These same people that vote for him and worship him are unbalanced enough to try to do him in. Look at sniper #1 and sniper #2.
I also find it ironic to hear the Trump campaign even say they have concern for people's safety because that is the last thing that they care about. We all know that more people are dying from heat than cold. So, what about having people waiting hours for him in unbearable heat? No, no concern, but now we can trot this out to him when he does something dangerous to his voters.
The comparison photos of tRumps last inauguration and Obamas tell it all. Small hands, small feet and small crowds. To bad the magas can't afford eggs but can waste money on a show that never happened.
Obama's crowd was 1.2 million on the low end of estimates and broke metro records. I saw something like only 220k 'commemorative tickets' were issued. I'm bummed because maga won't get to see for real how truly unpopular he is when a dozen people show up because it's 20 degrees. Bills mafia 80k strong in Buffalo just stood in 20 degrees plus wind chill with no dome for 4 hrs plus tailgates...bunch of pussys is right.
To the person who complained that now ..."mother and I are walking around lost", take a walk or uber over to the Holocaust Museum and have a look at what your cult leaders' idol did to the people of Germany. And maybe go to the National Archives and have a look at the document that keeps you and your mother free. Educate yourself. It's life changing.
There's so much good stuff in DC, right on or near the Mall: Air & Space Museum, national art galleries, natural history museum. Anybody who says they have nothing to do there is a pathetic idiot. And I forgot to mention that most of it is FREE. As in - much cheaper than eggs and Dumpy's grifts.
I love Allison and read that yesterday too, Lynell! Here’s where MAGATs learn about being duped for their first lesson. Can’t wait for their second lesson. 🤩
Since trump has never been in a museum in his life, I seriously doubt his followers would be caught dead in one. I mean, if it looks like an education and sounds like an education, it's probably a freakin' education. Run!
This is false. Typically on MLK Day, museums which are NOT open regularly on Mondays are open, have free admission and offer special activities. I can't speak for every museum, but here in NE Ohio, the Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland Museum of Natural History, the Western Reserve Historical Society and Cleveland History Center, and the Akron Art Museum are all open — none is regularly open on Monday. And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which does open on Mondays, is free. And yes, the Smithsonian is open tomorrow.
You have to have imagination to spend the time in DC with so much you could do and all she does is whine about being there. The restaurants and food options alone would keep me busy.
Yep . . . I wonder if Trump will say something horrible about the Jan 6 while standing in the Capital Rotunda... and I just happn to be reading Nancy Pelosi's book now and got today to the chapter on her description of those days-events. Really great reading! FYI: The Art of Power.
Go to the Lincoln Memorial, read the Gettysburg Address and Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address that are engraved on the walls, and ponder how America went from Lincoln to Donny Dirtbag. Ponder and weep.
The price of eggs is going up right as Trump comes into office because of the avian flu, which Trump is going to pretend can be cured with consuming toxic substances, or say is not a thing, even though there is concern of it jumping to people now.
Patrick our lives will be filled with irony as this faker president comes in. Someone ought to do a remake of the Wizard of Oz, with the Wizard having Trump's face. It is disconcerting that reading is less and less of a thing. Instead people, particularly youth are just on line consuming more junk than not.
A lot of books should be made into films now to teach the lessons that people are missing by not reading. I am so glad that one of the things my daughter is studying is literature, because it helps her to understand the human condition.
The CDC may not be cautioning us which is one reason why I am mostly here not there. I want to live in a country where we get warnings not quackery from our government. Everything planned is so third world and dystopian.
All those people who got worthless tickets to see Trump's inauguration, will now find that they will get a lot more worthless stuff, things they would have cried bloody murder, coup and insurrection over with Biden, and now they will actually have things to complain about, I don't mean the truly poor who will have even more to complain about, but Joe-Blow-Six-Pack, as Germans used to always call American voters when we ended up with Republican presidents. However, Trump isn't really Republican, he is MAGA, the leader of a cult.
And I would like to see the breakdown of expenses for any two people to go to DC to be thousands of dollars. Most of it must be donating to the traveling grift show of Donald Trump.
Why aren’t they going over to the Capital Arena? Isn’t that for the overflow crowd? Or is this another pay-only event? You’d think by now they’d have a clue that they’re being conned.
Many drug addicts, alcoholics, compulsive gamblers, and others with debilitating mental issues that lead to destructive behavior have reached 'aha' moments in their lives and have been able to turn the page and recover. I hope, when the consequences of this traitors actions unfold, those who have looked for change in the wrong places will come around and realize he is not the answer to the problems we face as Americans. We must welcome those people back into the fold and work to improve our lives while saving democracy and ridding the nation of the traitor.
JFK was able to do his inauguration without an overcoat because he was wearing a set of the then-brand new thermal underwear. Donnie could do that today, with thermal underwear that's even better than JFK wore, but he doesn't want photographs taken of the pitiful-sized crowd he'd draw to the Enshittification.
Yeah,I agree,TC.He would not want comparison photos of the YUGE crowd of protesters who were there around the Mall yesterday to be side by side with the pathetic group of dweebs that would have been there tomorrow.smfh
Jeff, how about those poor poor MAGAS who spent a few thousand $ to get tickets and hotel to the installation and to this point not receiving a refund due to moving the event indoors? Please MAGAS.. tell me about the high price of eggs and groceries… MAGA gets played again.. it’s like an abused partner in a relationship going back for more🤮
I think that the "tickets" to the outdoor inauguration were free. I couldn't find any confirmation that they cost money, else I certainly would have mocked the cultists for it
With so much to see, do and learn in DC, it seems they got the better end of the deal. But the you need to want to see, do and learn outside of your narrow narrative
I enjoy MAGA tears in the morning, especially 1 day prior to the installation. No charge for the tickets? But charged for everything else.. food, gas lodging. BTW, MAGAS would never be allowed inside the Capitol, hey, they are the unwashed masses and Donald would never allow that..heck they might bust furniture and spread feces on the walls….just like last time.
You can get free tickets for the Capitol lawn from the office of your Member of Congress - they get a few to distribute. So they may be limited however no ticket needed for the Mall.
If the person who posted that the tickets are now commemorative, implying they cost money, is the same person who gave an email address for a website, it’s another lovely example of “the best people.” Also, goes for the genius who thought of naming the cryptocurrency $trump, which is very close to “strumpet.”
Those MAGA dumbshits keep coming back for more and opening their wallets to give more. Now that the God of grifts and bullshit has all of this dough from his latest scam, E. Jean Carroll's lawyers should come knocking on his door and demand full payment. Same goes for all of the cities he's stiffed over the years for security. With all the civil suits that are currently on the horizon against dear leader, it sounds like he won't have any legitimate excuses as always to pay up for a change.
On 12/30, a federal appeals court rejected Trump's attempt to overturn the verdict. However Oddjob II Steven Cheung said Trump will continue to appeal. More of the same old BS.
That's pretty apt--especially when you know that quite often the abused member of a pair has been gaslighted in to thinking that it must be their own fault that they cannot keep their partner happy and in a non-abusive mood
🤷🏻♀️ How DUMB are these people? You can’t afford eggs, yet you travel to DC and spend thousands to see the biggest liar in history? My God people…please learn how to read and check facts…and quit wasting your money on shit that is useless!
They lost out on learning to read long ago. the average American reads and comprehends at a 6th grade level, and 30% of them can't read and comprehend at a 5th grade level (I'll leave it to you to guess where in the demographic the average MAGAt lands)
Such a tragedy. I am grateful for the good education I had back in the 50's and 60's. Even though we moved to the best school districts in our areas while our children were growing up, their levels of knowledge are disappointing. I'm continually amazed at how little they know about civics, US history, geography and science. They don't read books at all - with the exception of my youngest, who fell in love with my Cormac McCarthy library, probably because it's so dark.
My son went to the best school in the area, but a lot of what he knows is from the times I took him to museums and family conversations. And he asked to go see the Rameses exhibit last summer! We went to the natural history museum in the city last year! A little promise, although he doesn't read much.
My child, was just the opposite and because of my occupation I moved her to during her schooling. Both of us love reading and the schools were all high level public schools. Her children are also big readers and athletes. I give credit to the teachers in every situation. Where there are great teachers there is super learning going on.
So true! It's a shame that we don't pay our teachers nearly enough. Only those who have teaching as a calling, and can afford to not be paid a living wage, seek to be teachers these days. What will happen when tRumPutin closes the Department of Education?
so much of this awfulness, to me, is down to poor education. That moron who just got elected president said it out loud years ago, "I love the uneducated!" So do all the Republicans.
I heard from a very well read colleague that they took it inside because all those asshole oligarchs sitting up there with him don’t want to be sitting ducks for someone to blow their brains out considering the recent assassination of the guy from UHC. And you gotta think a lot of people are really pissed at them right now sucking up to the Don. He told me he read the rich dudes demanded it be held inside where there weren’t a lot of places to lay with a high powered rifle.
GO AMERICA!! LAND OF THE FREE & HOME OF F THE BRAVE.
I hadn't thought about this, but it makes sense. My own assumption about the decision to move the ceremony inside was for Trump and his cabal to set a very intentional tone of a new authoritarian U.S. where transparency and visibility to the American people is a thing of the past. Trump indeed may be a dumbass, but the Putins, Musks, and Voughts pulling his strings know what TF they're doing. Keep your eyes and ears always open.
Ah, but that's just for one day. There are a lot of pissed off people out there. No one should go around shooting them, but if their fear inhibits their bad behavior, that could be a good thing.
Indeed. A very good thing. Too bad paying for continual, extra security won't hurt them in their wallets, but psychologically, well, that could be a bitch!
Also: I will say that for some people, 23 degrees would indeed be too cold. Due to illness, I am extremely sensitive to both extreme cold and extreme heat. In 23 degree weather, I'd be bundled up in so many dozens of layers I'd barely be able to move, except to hunt down some people in an alleyway cooking over a trash can fire so I could climb inside it. My hands gets white and numb in like mid-50s temps. So yeah, my wimpy frail ass couldn't handle 23 degrees. But as you say, Jeff, Trump insists that he's the toughest, strongest, most macho, most manly man to ever exist...and yet he has to run away from the cold. Also, this BS about "oh no but other people might be hurt so we have to move it" lol forever like that man has ever once given a single shit about other people's comforts or needs.
trump, who rises fist in air after "assassination attempt*, who rises from his covid bed and rips off his mask...but foiled by the cold (reception cuz not enough maggots out there to make good photographs of the *crowd*)
I am glad Obama, F POTUSes and Dems are happy not to suffer those freezing temps, in addition to the indignity of being at CF "event". He doesn't deserve to use the words Presidential Inauguration.
While 23 degrees is arguably too cold, at least you can prepare for it by dressing properly. The temperatures he subjected his worshippers to last summer were far more dangerous.
Alison, who wrote CF's post? Since when has he EVER mentioned first responders, including "police dogs and horses"?? I'd bet he never heard of officers on horseback.
Exactly, Alison. Lots of folks can't take the cold. My mother had a bonafide allergy to the cold, even cool winds in the spring! Just think, though, if Dungball could just be -- dare I say it -- HONEST about his reasons for moving indoors, rather than lie and claim fake concern for his cultists? He might actually get some legit respect (but not from me). Just sayin'...
Someone should have shown trump a weather map with a circle drawn around DC and an arrow pointing to 78℉ as proof that it will be sunny and warm tomorrow.
BTW, let's face facts - the only reason Trump's going to "save Tik-Tok" is that he's finally figured out he can make MONEY off of Tik-Tok and he can't ban that.
Yep, sleepy Joe gaffed it again by leaving it to trump to reinstate TikTok. All Biden had to do was issue a 90 day stay against implementation of the ban.
Now Fat Donnie will reap the everlasting gratitude of tens of millions of TikTok users.
Typical bad move by the feckless Dems. They need to snatch at least one dirty trickster from the Repub ranks to teach them how to get down in the trenches with the nasty Maggats and fight fire with fire!
"It is dangerous conditions for the tens of thousands of law enforcement, first responders, police K9s" What a pussy. (My KC Chiefs won, by the way!) And Boo FUCKING Hoo to the idiots out five grand. 😂😂 "now we’re just walking around lost.” Thats rich.
ANNNNNDDDD....
"he’d sell a rat’s asshole to a blind man for a wedding ring." THAT is exactly why I come back here, every damned day. Love you people! 💙✌️
And I'm going to move all the stuff my son put on top of my stereo and play Dylan, Street Fighting Man, and Up Against the Wall loudly. If only I had the Who, My Generation and Won't Get Fooled Again!!! Then I'll clean. Nobody believes me when I say I need my music to be happy.
I am sure it has more to do with the lack of paid for hotel rate, and the fact that that rats nest on his head would get messed up in the cold and the wind
No, I'm pretty sure it's the temperature. The first shooting was probably real, but I think the second one was a set-up designed to make Dumpy look like a martyr. Dumpy's not afraid of another shooting - he's just a wuss about the cold.
That stuff is rated - Level 1 acrylic bulletproof glass can stop three shots from a 9mm firearm; Level 2 acrylic bulletproof glass can withstand at least three shots from a . 357 Magnum handgun , a high power military grade like the M200 Intervention, the Barrett Mk22 MRAD, or the m107 , that’s a different story
Thats a military grade weapon DK....you gotta have a class rating and long standing military career to even touch that kind of gear, (and I dont think an FFL1 or FFL2 will do it for you).
Nah, his hair will blow around, revealing his hair extensions,makeup will likely crack exposing his corpse like face, his frozen diapered ass will cause him to shiver and shake and fall off the lifts on his feet toppling him into the fetal position, in front of his MAGA coterie… America this is your president Wendy!!
He's a frail old cout with a failing brain. No drug on the market will help him reverse this ongoing decline and he will steadily devolve into the worst version of himself. His only grasp on reality is what his billionaires tell him it is, and they've totally got the upper hand now.
To quote the philosopher Chrissy Teigen:
Pussy ass bitch.
Yes, for both the apparent inability to be prepared to dress for the weather; the fear that the wind (predicted to reach gusts of ~20 mph could seriously disarrange his Aqua Net sprayed comb-over and for his fear of a greatly diminished crowd size. He is indeed, a pathetic "pussy ass bitch".
I think it's just another "The Producers"-esque scam. Lots of people pay in, now there's a slight fig leaf to not deliver. Sorry no refunds! Profit. It's great watching the rubes get fleeced.
It's free for the folks who had planned to stand outside, whether by the Capitol where the ceremony was supposed to take place or for those who were planning to line the avenue for the parade with his limo.
What those people paid for was plane tickets, rooms and their meals. But now they are at loose ends in WAshington DC???? Geez MAGAs, go see a few museums or the National Gallery of Art, or the National Air and Space Museum.
Better yet, go tour the Holocaust Museum and get a idea of what your orange leader's favorite Fuhrer did to 6 million Jewish persons. (and ethnic Romani and gays and the disabled and the mentally ill and the mentally challenged) A fact or two just might penetrate the layers of dense and/or deliberate stupidity that surrounds the walnut-sized MAGA brain.
Nothing will penetrate the layers of MAGAt stupidity. Nothing,
As I recall from Carter's inauguration, you are not allowed on the Capitol grounds without a ticket. I got one from a friend whose father was a member of the House at the time. But hanging out on the mall is free.
Walnut size is a compliment for people with 1 functioning brain cell.
The rubes getting fleeced. YES. I LOVE 💕 IT!!!!! HEY ALL U SUPER STUPID PEOPLE. LOOK AT WHAT YOUR IGNORANCE HAS PRODUCED. 🤓
There are so many fabulous governmental venues to visit but maganutz just seem to want to stand around and whine. What losers!
Yes, it's Springtime for Shitler again.
I assume that his wife might also have told him that she would not be attending if she had to stand outside, and he is aware of the optics of that. Also, it is hard to keep him secure since his audience is the kind of people who would storm the capital and try to overthrow it. These same people that vote for him and worship him are unbalanced enough to try to do him in. Look at sniper #1 and sniper #2.
I also find it ironic to hear the Trump campaign even say they have concern for people's safety because that is the last thing that they care about. We all know that more people are dying from heat than cold. So, what about having people waiting hours for him in unbearable heat? No, no concern, but now we can trot this out to him when he does something dangerous to his voters.
We know he doesn’t ever mean a word he says. Phony. 🤓
Iowa freezing weather where people had to wait for him also
If I had to guess, it would definitely be Crowd Size. He was obsessed with at the first inauguration, and, definitely during his rallies.
The comparison photos of tRumps last inauguration and Obamas tell it all. Small hands, small feet and small crowds. To bad the magas can't afford eggs but can waste money on a show that never happened.
Obama's crowd was 1.2 million on the low end of estimates and broke metro records. I saw something like only 220k 'commemorative tickets' were issued. I'm bummed because maga won't get to see for real how truly unpopular he is when a dozen people show up because it's 20 degrees. Bills mafia 80k strong in Buffalo just stood in 20 degrees plus wind chill with no dome for 4 hrs plus tailgates...bunch of pussys is right.
Love to have seen his hair freeze and break off. O well
My favorite philosopher and her phrase💯
😂😂😂
😂😂🥶🥶
… his official picture.
Somebody please put that quote over
:-D I have that t-shirt. Gonna dig it back out and wear it a lot the next 4 years.
To the person who complained that now ..."mother and I are walking around lost", take a walk or uber over to the Holocaust Museum and have a look at what your cult leaders' idol did to the people of Germany. And maybe go to the National Archives and have a look at the document that keeps you and your mother free. Educate yourself. It's life changing.
There's so much good stuff in DC, right on or near the Mall: Air & Space Museum, national art galleries, natural history museum. Anybody who says they have nothing to do there is a pathetic idiot. And I forgot to mention that most of it is FREE. As in - much cheaper than eggs and Dumpy's grifts.
MuellerSheWrote had some great suggestions:
https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/suggestions-for-maga-inauguration/
I love Allison and read that yesterday too, Lynell! Here’s where MAGATs learn about being duped for their first lesson. Can’t wait for their second lesson. 🤩
For sure, Marlene! Good to hear from you!
That is a great stack. Magas should look around and know what they have destroyed.
It's an absolute given that they are pathetic idiots, to be fair.
Oh yes his rubes would go to museums. 🫣
Since trump has never been in a museum in his life, I seriously doubt his followers would be caught dead in one. I mean, if it looks like an education and sounds like an education, it's probably a freakin' education. Run!
They might go to the hand gun museum if there is one
this looks good: https://www.si.edu/exhibitions/shape-power-stories-race-and-american-sculpture:event-exhib-6759
Good point, but since it’s also MLK day the museums will be closed.
This is false. Typically on MLK Day, museums which are NOT open regularly on Mondays are open, have free admission and offer special activities. I can't speak for every museum, but here in NE Ohio, the Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland Museum of Natural History, the Western Reserve Historical Society and Cleveland History Center, and the Akron Art Museum are all open — none is regularly open on Monday. And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which does open on Mondays, is free. And yes, the Smithsonian is open tomorrow.
Ok. They weren’t when I lived there some years ago.
My heart bleeds.
You have to have imagination to spend the time in DC with so much you could do and all she does is whine about being there. The restaurants and food options alone would keep me busy.
Or the MAGA crowd could go to the Capitol anyway. I mean it wouldn't be the first time.
Right, doesn't matter if they want to let you in or not, "loveing peaceful tourists " can go in any building any time in DC.
Hah hah hah.
Scene of the crime!
Yep . . . I wonder if Trump will say something horrible about the Jan 6 while standing in the Capital Rotunda... and I just happn to be reading Nancy Pelosi's book now and got today to the chapter on her description of those days-events. Really great reading! FYI: The Art of Power.
They wouldn’t know what the Capitol is.
Go to the Lincoln Memorial, read the Gettysburg Address and Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address that are engraved on the walls, and ponder how America went from Lincoln to Donny Dirtbag. Ponder and weep.
Waaaay over their heads
How about the MLK memorial? Monday is MLK day. He has a beautiful statue that you don't have to pay for to see.
They would just try to deface it.
With there presence
Eventually.
The price of eggs is going up right as Trump comes into office because of the avian flu, which Trump is going to pretend can be cured with consuming toxic substances, or say is not a thing, even though there is concern of it jumping to people now.
Bit of irony Linda, considering that H5N1 is mutating and becoming a major human problem as the CDC has cautioned.
With Trump comes the anti-vax coterie entering the fray as well…hm!!
Patrick our lives will be filled with irony as this faker president comes in. Someone ought to do a remake of the Wizard of Oz, with the Wizard having Trump's face. It is disconcerting that reading is less and less of a thing. Instead people, particularly youth are just on line consuming more junk than not.
A lot of books should be made into films now to teach the lessons that people are missing by not reading. I am so glad that one of the things my daughter is studying is literature, because it helps her to understand the human condition.
The CDC may not be cautioning us which is one reason why I am mostly here not there. I want to live in a country where we get warnings not quackery from our government. Everything planned is so third world and dystopian.
All those people who got worthless tickets to see Trump's inauguration, will now find that they will get a lot more worthless stuff, things they would have cried bloody murder, coup and insurrection over with Biden, and now they will actually have things to complain about, I don't mean the truly poor who will have even more to complain about, but Joe-Blow-Six-Pack, as Germans used to always call American voters when we ended up with Republican presidents. However, Trump isn't really Republican, he is MAGA, the leader of a cult.
Maga subspecies die out?
“Many people are saying you can cure avian flu by injecting chickens with bleach!”
Aw, we all know it will be over by Spring.
Nicely said Celeste!!
And I would like to see the breakdown of expenses for any two people to go to DC to be thousands of dollars. Most of it must be donating to the traveling grift show of Donald Trump.
They should ride the metro—fuck uber and the gig economy too!
Why aren’t they going over to the Capital Arena? Isn’t that for the overflow crowd? Or is this another pay-only event? You’d think by now they’d have a clue that they’re being conned.
Outstanding comment, celeste. BRAVO!
The irony is they have been lost for nine year, mentally.
Many drug addicts, alcoholics, compulsive gamblers, and others with debilitating mental issues that lead to destructive behavior have reached 'aha' moments in their lives and have been able to turn the page and recover. I hope, when the consequences of this traitors actions unfold, those who have looked for change in the wrong places will come around and realize he is not the answer to the problems we face as Americans. We must welcome those people back into the fold and work to improve our lives while saving democracy and ridding the nation of the traitor.
JFK was able to do his inauguration without an overcoat because he was wearing a set of the then-brand new thermal underwear. Donnie could do that today, with thermal underwear that's even better than JFK wore, but he doesn't want photographs taken of the pitiful-sized crowd he'd draw to the Enshittification.
JFK, for all his flaws, was a fucking hardass. Ask his PT-109 mates
The movie is on TV today
Oh geez. I just went to a weird visual place of Trump in a set of thermal underwear. 🤢 I think I’m going to be sick.
Maybe he can't get hold of thermal diapers. New meaning to freezing his ass off.
Thanks Jan!!
Wet diapers might freeze.
"thermal diapers" 😂
Stop,stop,STOP doing that to yourself Carol!!
SERIOUSLY!!! OMG! 🤮🤮🤮
They don’t make his size!
Sure they do! It’s called YUGE!😂🤣
Exactly Tom, he’s such an ignoble poltroon!!
Wearing thermal underwear under his wrinkled old suit might make him look
chubby .😉😁🤣
Ah yes because he is so svelte now! 🤭
Yeah,I agree,TC.He would not want comparison photos of the YUGE crowd of protesters who were there around the Mall yesterday to be side by side with the pathetic group of dweebs that would have been there tomorrow.smfh
His thermal underwear would come with extra room in the butt and crotch for his giant stinky diaper.
Can you imagine the semi trucks full of Febreze racing to DC?! 😂😂
Being rushed to the scene. 😂😂
He keeps extra diapers for to snatch.
Its geography, stupid. JFK from Massachusetts; Trump from FLORIDA. And that's South FLORIDA.
Um, he grew up and spent a lot of his adult life in New York.
But he never played outdoors...
And he never grew up.
Thermals would add 20 pounds to his bulk.
Not to mention, didn't he have Addison's? Like his adrenals didn't work and he had to take injections? He was a tough cookie.
Yes, and severe spinal problems and pain. His back brace held him upright in Dallas that awful day.
This wins today’s Internet, TC! Well done!
Jeff, how about those poor poor MAGAS who spent a few thousand $ to get tickets and hotel to the installation and to this point not receiving a refund due to moving the event indoors? Please MAGAS.. tell me about the high price of eggs and groceries… MAGA gets played again.. it’s like an abused partner in a relationship going back for more🤮
I think that the "tickets" to the outdoor inauguration were free. I couldn't find any confirmation that they cost money, else I certainly would have mocked the cultists for it
but at least they paid lots to get there and for a room and gotta eat as they wander around *lost*
Gina, their breakfasts are gonna be expensive bc eggs.
There’s so many more amazing things to see in DC other than a mafia state event Gina
With so much to see, do and learn in DC, it seems they got the better end of the deal. But the you need to want to see, do and learn outside of your narrow narrative
5 grand to get there? What did they do fly tRump airlines?
I enjoy MAGA tears in the morning, especially 1 day prior to the installation. No charge for the tickets? But charged for everything else.. food, gas lodging. BTW, MAGAS would never be allowed inside the Capitol, hey, they are the unwashed masses and Donald would never allow that..heck they might bust furniture and spread feces on the walls….just like last time.
That is because as you pointed out they are not housebroken!
I had planned to attend the outdoor inauguration for Harris. It is free.
That doesn’t mean Trump had them for free, you know valuable he could have signed a million then sold them.
True that, Douglas! It's the Way of the Grift.
You can get free tickets for the Capitol lawn from the office of your Member of Congress - they get a few to distribute. So they may be limited however no ticket needed for the Mall.
You must give TCinLA a gold star for his hilarious label for the inauguration: Enshittification
If the person who posted that the tickets are now commemorative, implying they cost money, is the same person who gave an email address for a website, it’s another lovely example of “the best people.” Also, goes for the genius who thought of naming the cryptocurrency $trump, which is very close to “strumpet.”
Nothing Lumpy does is free ..to anyone else but him ..and even then it's not free he only does things to grift
Those MAGA dumbshits keep coming back for more and opening their wallets to give more. Now that the God of grifts and bullshit has all of this dough from his latest scam, E. Jean Carroll's lawyers should come knocking on his door and demand full payment. Same goes for all of the cities he's stiffed over the years for security. With all the civil suits that are currently on the horizon against dear leader, it sounds like he won't have any legitimate excuses as always to pay up for a change.
Rick, is CF still on the book to pay E. Jean Carroll & NY State $454 + daily interest? When does he have to pay up?
On 12/30, a federal appeals court rejected Trump's attempt to overturn the verdict. However Oddjob II Steven Cheung said Trump will continue to appeal. More of the same old BS.
Played again. And again. And again. And. . .
That's pretty apt--especially when you know that quite often the abused member of a pair has been gaslighted in to thinking that it must be their own fault that they cannot keep their partner happy and in a non-abusive mood
To egg-poor but ticket-rich maga, i leave you with the wisdom of George Carlin, "It's a club and you ain't in it."
Those Fudds.
Oh too bad the maggots got scammed
🤷🏻♀️ How DUMB are these people? You can’t afford eggs, yet you travel to DC and spend thousands to see the biggest liar in history? My God people…please learn how to read and check facts…and quit wasting your money on shit that is useless!
They lost out on learning to read long ago. the average American reads and comprehends at a 6th grade level, and 30% of them can't read and comprehend at a 5th grade level (I'll leave it to you to guess where in the demographic the average MAGAt lands)
Such a tragedy. I am grateful for the good education I had back in the 50's and 60's. Even though we moved to the best school districts in our areas while our children were growing up, their levels of knowledge are disappointing. I'm continually amazed at how little they know about civics, US history, geography and science. They don't read books at all - with the exception of my youngest, who fell in love with my Cormac McCarthy library, probably because it's so dark.
My son went to the best school in the area, but a lot of what he knows is from the times I took him to museums and family conversations. And he asked to go see the Rameses exhibit last summer! We went to the natural history museum in the city last year! A little promise, although he doesn't read much.
Keep doing what you're doing! Our future depends on our children. Teach them well!
My child, was just the opposite and because of my occupation I moved her to during her schooling. Both of us love reading and the schools were all high level public schools. Her children are also big readers and athletes. I give credit to the teachers in every situation. Where there are great teachers there is super learning going on.
So true! It's a shame that we don't pay our teachers nearly enough. Only those who have teaching as a calling, and can afford to not be paid a living wage, seek to be teachers these days. What will happen when tRumPutin closes the Department of Education?
It’s certainly concerning, seeing the vast amount of willful ignorance in this country Tess!!
It's especially appalling when you find out it's by design.
Exactly. Paula! The GOP has been engaged in dumbing down the population since at least Reagan.
Reading/fact checking requires critical thinking skills, which don't exist in MAGAs.
Yes, it's the lack of critical thinking, which is what a good, dare I say it, liberal education promotes.
so much of this awfulness, to me, is down to poor education. That moron who just got elected president said it out loud years ago, "I love the uneducated!" So do all the Republicans.
Just waiting for the MAGAsphere to claim the weather was manipulated just to spite them.
I think mtg is already on this.
Makes sense. It's not like she does her actual job.
You can count on that!
Hmm, apparently space lasers can be set to “cold”
It's the setting just above "ludicrous cold."
😂😂❄️❄️
Funny, Mr. Freeze doesn't LOOK Jewish!
She saw a snow making machine on a ski slope and decided we use it to control the weather.
“Canada, she’s not sending her best. She’s sending cold, she’s sending windchill!”
Yes! And now it's too damn cold to turn on that giant Canadian faucet to send water down into California, too!
The Democrats did it again!
I heard from a very well read colleague that they took it inside because all those asshole oligarchs sitting up there with him don’t want to be sitting ducks for someone to blow their brains out considering the recent assassination of the guy from UHC. And you gotta think a lot of people are really pissed at them right now sucking up to the Don. He told me he read the rich dudes demanded it be held inside where there weren’t a lot of places to lay with a high powered rifle.
GO AMERICA!! LAND OF THE FREE & HOME OF F THE BRAVE.
I just vomited a bit in my mouth.
I hadn't thought about this, but it makes sense. My own assumption about the decision to move the ceremony inside was for Trump and his cabal to set a very intentional tone of a new authoritarian U.S. where transparency and visibility to the American people is a thing of the past. Trump indeed may be a dumbass, but the Putins, Musks, and Voughts pulling his strings know what TF they're doing. Keep your eyes and ears always open.
Ah, but that's just for one day. There are a lot of pissed off people out there. No one should go around shooting them, but if their fear inhibits their bad behavior, that could be a good thing.
No one should go around shooting them?
Are you sure?
I’m not sure I agree with that concept, considering how they are raping the planet, and hoarding all the money so we can’t address climate change.
Indeed. A very good thing. Too bad paying for continual, extra security won't hurt them in their wallets, but psychologically, well, that could be a bitch!
I'd be willing to bet on that being part of the reason.
I'm sure you're right.
That makes sense but also I expect Melania wouldnʻt wear sensible shoes so it has to be indoors.
SHE gives immigrants a bad name, such a horrible woman.
Also: I will say that for some people, 23 degrees would indeed be too cold. Due to illness, I am extremely sensitive to both extreme cold and extreme heat. In 23 degree weather, I'd be bundled up in so many dozens of layers I'd barely be able to move, except to hunt down some people in an alleyway cooking over a trash can fire so I could climb inside it. My hands gets white and numb in like mid-50s temps. So yeah, my wimpy frail ass couldn't handle 23 degrees. But as you say, Jeff, Trump insists that he's the toughest, strongest, most macho, most manly man to ever exist...and yet he has to run away from the cold. Also, this BS about "oh no but other people might be hurt so we have to move it" lol forever like that man has ever once given a single shit about other people's comforts or needs.
It is frustrating that he is transparent to most of us but not the TENS OF MILLIONS who elected him to office.
The self-involved emperor has no clothes. Just a big stinking diaper.
Baby Huey on steroids
trump, who rises fist in air after "assassination attempt*, who rises from his covid bed and rips off his mask...but foiled by the cold (reception cuz not enough maggots out there to make good photographs of the *crowd*)
Same goes when he was freaking out about where his shoes were so his lifts wouldn't be discovered.
Rick- yes & contrary to my usual take towards fellow beings, I take great delight in his discomfort over such asinine issues
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If his feet are as tiny as his hands, there are more than lifts in his shoes.
I'm sure that's the truth.
I am glad Obama, F POTUSes and Dems are happy not to suffer those freezing temps, in addition to the indignity of being at CF "event". He doesn't deserve to use the words Presidential Inauguration.
None of the people you list should even go to the event, Teri. Too bad they don't all have Michelle Obama's spine.
While 23 degrees is arguably too cold, at least you can prepare for it by dressing properly. The temperatures he subjected his worshippers to last summer were far more dangerous.
He may be worried about his 'do, as well. It is forecast to be windy tomorrow.
Alison, who wrote CF's post? Since when has he EVER mentioned first responders, including "police dogs and horses"?? I'd bet he never heard of officers on horseback.
Exactly, Alison. Lots of folks can't take the cold. My mother had a bonafide allergy to the cold, even cool winds in the spring! Just think, though, if Dungball could just be -- dare I say it -- HONEST about his reasons for moving indoors, rather than lie and claim fake concern for his cultists? He might actually get some legit respect (but not from me). Just sayin'...
True dat Alison!!!You certainly should stay out of the cold!!
Someone should have shown trump a weather map with a circle drawn around DC and an arrow pointing to 78℉ as proof that it will be sunny and warm tomorrow.
LOL! With a Sharpie!
Trumps version of a katana Susan!!
Drawn in black Sharpie.
Drawn in magic marker yet. Good image.
😂😂😂😂
BTW, let's face facts - the only reason Trump's going to "save Tik-Tok" is that he's finally figured out he can make MONEY off of Tik-Tok and he can't ban that.
The sad part is that in his Diabolical & selfish move to UNban TT he will energize the youth vote who will think he's great!
Yep, sleepy Joe gaffed it again by leaving it to trump to reinstate TikTok. All Biden had to do was issue a 90 day stay against implementation of the ban.
Now Fat Donnie will reap the everlasting gratitude of tens of millions of TikTok users.
Typical bad move by the feckless Dems. They need to snatch at least one dirty trickster from the Repub ranks to teach them how to get down in the trenches with the nasty Maggats and fight fire with fire!
Yes, and also to quit propping up the military-industrial complex
"It is dangerous conditions for the tens of thousands of law enforcement, first responders, police K9s" What a pussy. (My KC Chiefs won, by the way!) And Boo FUCKING Hoo to the idiots out five grand. 😂😂 "now we’re just walking around lost.” Thats rich.
ANNNNNDDDD....
"he’d sell a rat’s asshole to a blind man for a wedding ring." THAT is exactly why I come back here, every damned day. Love you people! 💙✌️
Yes! I love that line too….and the people on this substack!
It's a helluva gang of good people!!! 🥰
Your Chiefs play like they did yesterday they will not beat Balt or Bills.
I agree Dave- too much time off!
It's Bills now!!! We're coming for the Chiefs.
Disengage from your posts? Are you kidding? They're the only thing keeping this Canadian sane. I'm going to stay in bed all day tomorrow.
I'm gonna clean the heck outta the house - nothing like a little rage to get those cupboards sparkling
YES! I'm a rage cleaner, too. It's very therapeutic!
Susan I've always wanted to be a rage cleaner, or an emotional cleaner of any kind. At this point, I'd settle for being any variety of cleaner.
For me it’s getting started… then once I’m into it…look out! 😂
I dread getting started cuz inertia works both ways - once started I may swab out the entire neighbourhood
Please come to my house, Gina.
😂😂
And I'm going to move all the stuff my son put on top of my stereo and play Dylan, Street Fighting Man, and Up Against the Wall loudly. If only I had the Who, My Generation and Won't Get Fooled Again!!! Then I'll clean. Nobody believes me when I say I need my music to be happy.
I'm right there with you.... gotta have the music. When I go to the gym, my headphones are what get me through!!
You can play those Who songs on YouTube on your cell phone, though the sound will be a bit tinny...
Hmm, well, I don't have a cell phone. I guess I'll live without.. . Thanks!
Doobie Brothers, Takin' it to the Streets
The revolution will not be televised: it will be live-streamed!
I believe! Music releases endorphins. It’s been the Clash, Bob Marley, Elvis Costello, and L7 on [loud] repeat here.
Oh, I forgot Bob Marley!
Me too!
I'm going to be flying my pirate flag tomorrow. Sad that the Enshitification is on MLK day.
Love that idea, arne!
While the cold temp is the excuse, the pathetically small crowd size is the reason
Steve -🎯🎯🎯💯💯💯
I saw a post yesterday, and I paraphrase: I was always amazed how classmates could fail an open-book test in high school. Now I understand.
Illiteracy might cause such an issue Allan!!
Imaginary tickets pairs well with imaginary money. Enjoy!
Sad truth Kay-EI!!
Because he’s a pussy who is afraid of someone doing something to him if he’s out in the open , since that’s happened twice already
I am sure it has more to do with the lack of paid for hotel rate, and the fact that that rats nest on his head would get messed up in the cold and the wind
No, I'm pretty sure it's the temperature. The first shooting was probably real, but I think the second one was a set-up designed to make Dumpy look like a martyr. Dumpy's not afraid of another shooting - he's just a wuss about the cold.
I also believe the second "attempt" was a set-up. Too bad the shooter jiggled and killed a bystander. Everything was too perfect in that "attempt".
Agree, arne. Too many coincidences.
Here for everyone that does not know THE list of shit that orange baby diaper shitter is afraid of, there is a list for that. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-ultimate-ranking-the-shit-that
What about his bulletproof plexiglass? But, good point.
That stuff is rated - Level 1 acrylic bulletproof glass can stop three shots from a 9mm firearm; Level 2 acrylic bulletproof glass can withstand at least three shots from a . 357 Magnum handgun , a high power military grade like the M200 Intervention, the Barrett Mk22 MRAD, or the m107 , that’s a different story
Wow, not gonna ask how you know this stuff...
Military intelligence training earlier in my life , it’s all required learning when you are in MI
Wow. Props.
Respect, Wendy.
I try my best, I assure you.
Also just GTS
hahaha Arne!
Hey Wendy, How does a 70 year old woman go about getting her gnarly hands on some of that M200 Intervention stuff?
Thats a military grade weapon DK....you gotta have a class rating and long standing military career to even touch that kind of gear, (and I dont think an FFL1 or FFL2 will do it for you).
Nah, his hair will blow around, revealing his hair extensions,makeup will likely crack exposing his corpse like face, his frozen diapered ass will cause him to shiver and shake and fall off the lifts on his feet toppling him into the fetal position, in front of his MAGA coterie… America this is your president Wendy!!
He's a frail old cout with a failing brain. No drug on the market will help him reverse this ongoing decline and he will steadily devolve into the worst version of himself. His only grasp on reality is what his billionaires tell him it is, and they've totally got the upper hand now.
I thought this at first too but now with small crowds and windwhipped toupee I think it's all of the above!