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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit:

apparently, the DOJ posted a bunch of new Dead Pedo Bestie Files and then quickly took them down?

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/22/epstein-files-release-justice-department-00704265

what in the actual fuck?

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

Those are the “Trump-Epstein pedo files” His name first imho

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Time to change the name again, this time to The Gulf of Trump and Epstein Memorial Criminality

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Call it the transnational criminal syndicate masquerading as our republic Bob. Then when you read today’s release you’ll understand why I’ve been calling it for what it is for months!

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rlritt's avatar

I thought it was very cool that Bill Clinton made a statement endorsing the release all of the Epstein files. They were hoping if they said Clinton was in them, the Democrats would back off. Nope, ain't happening.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Because Clinton may be (is) a sex addict, but he knows he never went to Epstein's island or shared teen "models from his agency" with Epstein.

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CroneEver's avatar

Clinton was a sex addict, but he never did unerage girls. He preferred women who were of legal age who consented. Like Monica Lewinsky, who famously bragged to Barbara Walters that she flirted with him first, lifting up her skirt and showing him her thong...

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Thank you! I remember it well, although it seems the republicans have rewritten history as usual. I wasn’t sure how to make that point in context. I was in Paris when “blow job gate” hit, and French people kept asking me what the big deal was. I felt bad for Hillary, but he tried to be discreet, Ken Starr was the panty sniffer, obsessed with Clinton’s sex life, and don’t get me started with his clerk Brett Kavanaugh, a man so fascinated with Clinton’s penis, I read the Starr report reads like pornography. I don’t care what consenting adults get up to.

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Ellyn's avatar

And Monica wasn’t a 12-14 year old girl…

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rlritt's avatar
4hEdited

Yeah, Monica was great. Afterwards she said she did it with Clinton because he was President. Someone asked her for her autograph later. She responded with "Why. Im not known for doing anything good?"

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Alison Parker's avatar

Nothing sus here at all!!! Super transparent!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Hah,hah!

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s what’s called redaction 🙄

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’ve heard that the redacted files can be easily opened by posting the title, then copying into your notes Kay. I haven’t tried it myself, however knowing the tosspots and wastrels working on the redacted documents I don’t doubt it may be true…

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s one of the steps Patrick. If the government morons didn’t do the final step in the series, they basically left the text available to be unredacted.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Reactionary Redaction and Retraction

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Epstein and Larry Nassar were corresponding. This is the conspiracy QAnon goes nuts on.

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PTW's avatar

Apparently that "J. Epstein note to L. Nasser" is a fake. Written by someone else as a hoax, but ended up in the FBI's Epstein Files as evidence. Julie K. Brown just said that is NOT Epstein's handwriting.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That makes more sense, but Jesus Howard Christ on a Segway, it very well could be real.

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DJS's avatar

I was thinking the same about the handwriting not looking like his usual chicken scratches.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Hope someone captured them first.

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Sandy K.'s avatar

“Justice Department spokespeople didn’t respond to POLITICO’s requests for comment on the new documents.” Good thing Barrie Weiss isn’t running Politico or their article would never have been published because she doesn’t believe “no comment” is actually a response.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Bari Weiss is a lesbian that is a republican. That tells you more about her than anything.

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Bikracer's avatar

I think the moral to that story is to grab ‘em fast while they’re hot!

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bruce somers's avatar

I'm really starting to wonder, 'Dead Pedo Bestie'???, or 'Dead Pedo Partner'??, that's what the cover-up is...but that's just a theory...or is it??....🤣

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Steve's avatar

And don't forget that he is ordering around 30 career diplomats (appointed by Biden's administration) to leave their posts worldwide y mid-January. NYT Dec 22/2025

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Mel's avatar

Have you heard that if you copy text from the documents and paste it in notes, the redacted stuff reappears? I haven't tried it, but....

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Kay-El's avatar

That’s one of the steps. If the government morons didn’t do the final step in the series, they basically left the text available to be unredacted.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Trump did actual fuck with actual minors.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

“TRUMP” and “CLASS” are a fucking oxymoron.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Kinda like "MAGA " and "Patriot"

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bruce somers's avatar

Faketriots.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I love that most of "Elon's Nazi bar" accounts that claimed to be MAGA 'patriots were bots based in Nigeria, I guess it is the new prince scam. "I am MAGA patriot send me money!"

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Babe Paley's avatar

I was saying—it’s the only way to put those two words in one sentence without using “no”.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I'll never watch 59 minutes of anything on Substack... no time. But thanks!

I love Dean Blundell and I have seen the reports of the FBI videos, flight logs, etc.

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Gordon Berry's avatar

A Tri-oxymoron (a new word!): Trump-Class-Battleship.

Better

Trump-lass-littleshi_

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Major Kong's avatar

If the lead ship is "Defiant", then it should be the Defiant class.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Another in a very long list concerning our military and elected officials Joe, nice!

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Alison Parker's avatar

"Trump class" so they're gonna go bankrupt and sink to the ocean floor within six months?

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Joyce's avatar

There will be NO BATTERIES on these magnificent new inventions called "battleships." Sharks will flee in terror from our fleet of gold-plated "battleships"; all the narco-terrorists will return all the drugs (and fish) they were carrying to Venezuela--through the Pacific Ocean side of Venezuela, which Venezuela never realized it had, until Nutcracker Pete blew the shit out of their battery-powered boats in the Pacific.

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Tex237's avatar

No magnets, either. They don't work when wet.

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bruce somers's avatar

Definitely JD is on a carrier right now to Greenland to make his 'Stop apologizing for being white' to the natives... that'll show 'em!!

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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bruce somers's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Also, is it my imagination, or is that battleship pretty much the ugliest thing ever proposed to litter the seas? It’s the naval equivalent of the cyber truck

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Lise Buranen's avatar

I thought it looked familiar! Just like one of those rolling dumpsters.

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bruce somers's avatar

It's packed full of 'groceries' for the affordability hoax.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

And they only take three months to build!

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Ellyn's avatar

Huh. I would’ve thought “two weeks”.🤔

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Sunny 1's avatar

I thought the same. Maybe Elmo designed that too. Better watch out the "metal" doesn't fall off and sink to the bottom of the ocean.

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arne link's avatar

Yep. Trump quality all the way.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧) Ha!

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PlasticFish's avatar

After six months, they'll run out of fuel and be scuttled to keep them out of the hands of creditors.

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rlritt's avatar

Ha ha ha!!!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Give Donny a gold plated Battleship game and call it a day. 🙄

2. That photo of Trump’s headstone gave me a huge case of the laughs.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

As a decrepit old coot averse to travel, I will make an exception to go piss on his grave.

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arne link's avatar

We could rent a tour bus. It would be so cool, like a touring rock band

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BigDaddy52's avatar

A whole convoy....

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Yes! The Peons!

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arne link's avatar

Ok, that made me laugh out loud. That's us.

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bruce somers's avatar

Can we stop at Rush Limbaugh's on the way?? I'd like to make a deposit. 💩

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Noel's avatar

Sign me up!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I wanted to start a tour group. We could go all over micturating unlimited beer and asparagus.

The big stops would be Scalia, Rushbo, Kissinger, and Orange Needy Amin. I'm sure I missed a few.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Unfortunately, kissinger is still not dead.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Where do I sign up ??

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Kissinger died two years ago, but who cares? We could stop to visit him either way. I’n so in for this tour group.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Being female....I'll bring plenty of FUNNELS so all the ladies can do the same!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

"She-Wees" are a thing my bicycling friend recommends it.

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Yeah, good idea. Not so easy for women to pee in the wild.

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Kay-El's avatar

Ha! I learned by hovering over gross gas station toilets and porta-potties

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Before I was in a wheelchair, I learned to hover over porta potties, too....at Renaissance festivals, in full, period-accurate Elizabethan garb.

Those days are gone, unfortunately....

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Kay-El's avatar

Impressive!

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Sunny 1's avatar

I remember when you had to pay for the bathroom and my mom would make me crawl under and open the door. 😖

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol. It’s a privilege not a right. 🙄

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Girl Scouts was good for a lot of things, including that.

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Kay-El's avatar

Same. It would be worth the hassle.

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Mary Hall's avatar

The “piss moat” was LOL funny!

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arne link's avatar

Personally. I LIKED the big, strong battleships with tears in their eyes. It was so on- brand.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

After seeing that headstone, each time I read his name I get an overwhelming urge to urinate

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Ron's avatar

Or throw up.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Or take a big, steamy DUMP.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Or, all of the above.

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Ellyn's avatar

2. OMG- rite!!! My S/O who HATES to travel asked me to book him a full week there -as soon as erected ~with a truckload of water or beer- either works.

I’m totally down for booking AND paying for his travel. 💕

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Sunny 1's avatar

You could probably pay for it all by selling the beer and water 😄.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Wish someone had snuck in before and painted “USS Epstein” on the ship.

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Ed's avatar

I would have guessed "USS Not the Epstein Files", as this is bullshit announcement is just another Trumpian distraction.

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Kathy H's avatar

Love that! 🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

“President very aesthetic pudding cup”. 😂😂

I seriously feel like laughing and puking at the same time. Is that even possible?

And hell yeah I have a crow bar. In the shed at the farm and I’m ready. Damn - he’s so fucking crazy.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Susan! I have a crowbar and a bullhorn in my trunk…always at the ready!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’m with ya. I used that handy tool in a bunch of ways on the farm. It’s seasoned and worthy 😂😂

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Jan Moon's avatar

It's long past time for the villagers to take up the torches and pitchforks.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Couldn’t agree more. We can end this tyranny.

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Margaret's avatar

I have a pitchfork in my trunk. Just in case.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I keep one in the back seat of my truck as a problem solved.😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

Solver.(Fucking auto correct!😂)

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

😂😂

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

I have my Dad's old blackjack....

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Charles Austin's avatar

That works!😂😂

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arne link's avatar

A bullhorn? Now I think that I need a bullhorn in my car. That would be truly useful in traffic, no?

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

OMG. So funny! I hadn’t thought to use it to yell at people driving badly! That is hilarious!

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arne link's avatar

There are so many opportunities...

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Susan Jane's avatar

I have a shepherd's crook in the barn—if that's helpful.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Got a hurling stick?😂

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Susan Jane's avatar

No, just an old croquet set.

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Jan Moon's avatar

I have a device I purchased years ago, I think it was a sporting goods place. Don't ask. Anyway it's a battery operated combination speaker and siren. Haven't used it in years but oh, so much fun! Of course you'd probably get arrested. But I'm thinking about resurrecting mine just to have on hand.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

TOTALLY worth getting arrested!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

We should use it to play "The Gong show" with this maladministration.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

So, would a baseball bat come in handy?

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Charles Austin's avatar

I was thinking more about C4....😂😂

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

"When in doubt....C4!"

~Jamie Hyneman, "Mythbusters"

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ellyn's avatar

Oh me too!!!

My daughter and I caught “Ballroom Blitz” in a random playlist and that prompted our planning. (If I was more clever, I’d put our vision to this music- provided the musicians are ok with it.)

C4, TNT, flamethrowers, pretty much a smorgasbord. 😃

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Kathy H's avatar

I have a pretty damn effective little sledgehammer & I'm ready to ride!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

Ha! I have two in case anybody needs one.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You are so good!

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Ellyn's avatar

You gonna gold leaf your crow bar? I’m thinking of it. 😃

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hell, thats a great idea. Some gold paint and it will feel more... "official". 😂😂

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Annabelle's avatar

I got nothin' to say except, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CRAZY! I mean, damn y'all, whytheactualfuck won't somebody, that CAN, drag his ignorant, nasty, thievin', pedophile ass out of the White House?! I don't, and never will, understand why he is allowed to get away with everyfuckinthing he does. I'm so tired of him, and his entire bunch of ass-kissers

Great article, Jeff, as usual

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Go Annabelle! Muthafuck is fucking crazy the glory ship will be USS Dopey.

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Annabelle's avatar

Douglas, I reckon I should apologize, but that POS makes me lose my mind! Hahaha

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Annabelle absolutely positively no fucking need to apologize. You so eloquently just spoke for so many of us👏👏👏

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Annabelle's avatar

Thank you Hollie! What a nice thing to say!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

You’re are so very welcome

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Apologize NO step on the gas pedal I liked your post and maybe my response was ambiguous otherwise I want more! We are all losing it at times for a fact, dopey must go!

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Annabelle's avatar

And, you Douglas, are awesome!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

No you are keep pounding on you know who and stick to Jeff because he’ll get you to laugh on days you didn’t think you could, you know like every day with dopey don. We’re good.

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Annabelle's avatar

👍👍👍

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Kathy H's avatar

Oh, hell no you don't apologize, there's nothing that comes close to the obscenity of what we are enduring.

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Annabelle's avatar

Obscenity is right, Kathy! You couldn't have said it any better

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Apologize? For what? Accuracy?

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Annabelle's avatar

Lese, you DO have a point. When I re-read the posts I make when I'm angry, they can be a little nasty-mouthed. I just don't want to offend anyone 😉

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PTW's avatar

We are all here because we love Jeff Tiedrich. And a big part of why we love Jeff is his, as you refer to it, "potty mouth." We are NOT an easily offended bunch.

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Annabelle's avatar

Very good point! That's exactly why I'm here. Ill remember that!!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

That, my friend, makes you an actual patriot. Profanity is necessary these days. I'm using "fuck" like a comma.

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Annabelle's avatar

I've never used it more in my life...until this SOB appeared! And, when he became president..all bets were off!

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Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

No need. We feel the same!

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Annabelle's avatar

I hit the wrong key

..I meant for that to be thumbs up!

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Lisa Bieber's avatar

It's a battleshit

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arne link's avatar

Ooh, good one!

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bruce somers's avatar

That's awesome.

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Tess's avatar

It is unbelievable that this the president of the US! He belongs in a nursing home where he can tell others of all the “bigly” things he has done —and if they are lucky they won’t remember a thing he says (not a diss to dementia-my mom had it…but….ya know….) Can’t even stand reading his name anymore…yet here we are seeing his ideas spew from his mouth…..YUK.

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Martha Howell's avatar

He would be there for 2 days before none of the residents would be willing to sit at his table for meals.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

1 day

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bruce somers's avatar

House Oversight Committee?? Subpoena the doctor and medical records for chrisakes!!! He's got the nuclear codes...

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10hEdited

If Dilbert thinks that boat is "good looking" then once again all his taste is in his mouth. It looks uglier than a damn SUV.

He thinks it's going to show up in two and a half years, but that's impossible, given the requirements of naval design and our lack of shipbuilding facilities and experienced workmen. The best-case scenario is it shows up in about 8 years, which means it never will. In 2029 it won't be very advanced, and the Democratic president who succeeds him will have no problem cancelling it. Along with every other ugly thing he came up with - the dance hall, the Home Depot cheap gold shit he keeps sticking walls, his name on buildings. We're going to eradicate him.

And as to "the biggest ever" they aren't. They're only 30,000 tons. USS Missouri, the last US battleship built, weighed 58,000 tons - only twice as big as the Donnieboats.

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Judy McNichols's avatar

Evidently, the same design team for the Tesla truck designed the mock-up of a tRump battleship...

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Whether built and completed or not some individuals will make loads of money off these projects

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bruce somers's avatar

Yep,Don Jr and Eric...not Ivanka, she's got all that Saudi money already...

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Claudia Classon's avatar

Donnieboatlings? Let's diminish them as much as we can.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

1- #Bumblefuck won't BE in the WH anymore in 2 1/2 yrs

2- "All his taste is in his mouth"? He lives on BigMacs, fries, & Diet Coke. His idea of "fancy" is a steak cooked until it's shoe leather, drowned in ketchup. And TWO scoops of chocolate ice cream. WHAT "TASTE"?

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Except Demented Donnie’s will carry nukes

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Donnieboats! I love that. So much more realistic than battleships.

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shee-rah's avatar

Too bad my dad is no longer with us. He worked in a shipyard building PT boats during WWII.

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JsuttraL's avatar

Remember the Simpson’s episode where Homer was allowed to design a car, eventually called “The Homer”? Yeah, those battleships, if they get built are gonna look like “The Homer”. And I guarantee that they will be tatted up with gold lettering, saying things like “Galley”, “Head”, “Brig”…

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Elizabeth M. (Massachusetts)'s avatar

And a Presidential Suite for when he wants to play Navy Guys, complete with an officer-like uniform but dripping with gold braid and fake medals awarded him by the World Soccer Federation. Everything in the Suite will be gilded, and his staff will have to ask that it be adapted for a dementia patient.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Don't forget the gold toilet. His Golden Age is a Golden Fleece of taxpayers, an era of insanity from which this country is not likely to recover.

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bruce somers's avatar

More than likely he's dying,and is not going to finish his term,in his dementia fog he's desperately trying to grasp something permanent...but like everything in his life... he'll fail miserablely.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Trump is a sicko

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BigDaddy52's avatar

With a ginormous afterdeck hanging off the rear.

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Beth's avatar

Naw, just a little mushroom shaped crow's nest

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Sue's avatar

Definitely needs a poop deck, maybe with a golden toilet.

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bruce somers's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cathy Rady's avatar

the Head will be henceforth referred to as The Oval Office.

with a drop-down tray; aka The Resolute Desk

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bruce somers's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kathleen's avatar

Sometimes I wish I still believed in Heaven and Hell. I envision Donnie’s Hell as a place where everyone refuses to acknowledge him, they refuse to put his name on ANYTHING (although he will continue to demand such, daily), and every second of every day he is required to watch Joe Biden, Jasmine Crockett, and Barack Obama take a sledgehammer to every single thing that bears his name, while MSNOW and Jimmy Kimmel stream 24/7 in the background.

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Deborah Arapa's avatar

Make it so.

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Kim Steeves's avatar

OMG, that gave me visions of Clockwork Orange!!!! He eyes stretched open so he can't 'nod off'!!

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arne link's avatar

My God, that was a horrible scene. I will never forget it.

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Cathy Rady's avatar

President AOC has a nice ring to it. :-)

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bruce somers's avatar

Give Obama another Nobel Prize...just for the hell of it.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

You are right on. I have zero belief in any religious shit after what we have ensured. Holy fuckin crap.

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Jane's avatar

😂😂😂

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bruce somers's avatar

I love it.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

All hail President iDJiT

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Kathy H's avatar

Fucking A, right. The billionaires & Maga put the Village Idiot on a throne with a fistful of Sharpies, a sack of gold, & the nuclear button. SAh-Lute!

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Brian Wendorf's avatar

The Bismarck=Trump class battleships. Proof again that history rhymes if not repeats. All Trump supporters and collaborators need to fuck off to Mars pronto. Anyone who supports this shit is either corrupt or incurably stupid and it hurts, it actually hurts.

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arne link's avatar

It's probably just a scheme to funnel money to the "designers". I believe that Jared is available or Ivanks.

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Brian Wendorf's avatar

I'm sure that's true - corruption is a compulsion with some people. I would guess that either they will never be built and someone is just making grandpa feel good about himself so he doesn't shit the bed in protest or they were already being planned and they slapped his name on it…see prior explanation.

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bruce somers's avatar

The pattern recently is Don Jr joins the Board of Directors of a company,and then miraculously they get a huge government contract a few weeks later, Eric does the same thing with the golf resorts around the world.

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DJS's avatar

Oh, so could that be why he's trying to take over the DC golf courses?

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Nah....

Eric Butthead will be too busy changing Daddy's Depends when he makes poopie.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's the equivalent of Kegbreath whacking himself in the junk with a skateboard.

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bruce somers's avatar

Farfrompuking.

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Jane's avatar

Maybe Elon’s rocket ship can take them to Mars

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

NOW, while the rockets are still BLOWING UP.

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bruce somers's avatar

The Bismarck was sunk because it was just going in circles with rudder damage...that's pretty much a perfect analogy.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

We don't build battleships anymore for the same reason we don't make muskets or catapults

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Brad Yazell's avatar

USS Grok has a nice ring to it.

There's a new invention called the aircraft carrier that totally eliminates the need for battleships. I suppose no one told his excellence this.

On the bright side, invest in Krylon or whatever their parent company is. The orange shitbag will have all of the national guardsmen that were raking leaves in D.C. out there spraying the new battleships in bright gold. Nothing screams stealth like bright gold.

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SethTriggs's avatar

The existence of submarines eludes him so he probably forgot.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

He can’t see ‘em so they don’t count to donnie. Kinda like the stealth airplanes but different.

A Battleship is just a big target in these days of Chinese ship killer missiles and Nobody in the Navy has ever considered building a new one. It would be sunk in the first wave of action.

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Dave Drell's avatar

USS DUMBFUCK

USS CRIMINAL

USS DOOFUS

USS GRIFTER

etc….

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

USSICKO

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

That Rustoleum "Bright Shiny Metallic" gold spray paint that they use on the polystyrene Home Depot appliqués in the Offal Orafice, will work *just fine* for this.

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Lucius's avatar

He shouldn't be buried in a grave, his rancid corpse should be dumped in a purpose made sewer outlet and have a public bathroom built over it.

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TCinLA's avatar

No, the body should be dumped mid-Atlantic for the fish. Like Bin Laden.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Feed his ass to the sharks!🦈🦈😂

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Perfect! Weigh him down with batteries, just to be sure all that fat doesn't float.

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Lucius's avatar

That would seriously endanger any fish nearby. That shit is extremely toxic. Plus, whatever leeched out of the batteries wouldn't do the sea life any favors either.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Use magnets instead.

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Good point. But maybe the fish would all skedaddle at first sight, and smell.

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Lucius's avatar

Hence the sewer coffin idea

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Batteries & magnets.

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David Skoglund's avatar

The sharks would puke.🤮

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Jane's avatar

Maybe one of the new battleships can take it away

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Tess's avatar

YES!

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PlasticFish's avatar

Why sully the planet with what's left of him? Shoot him into the Sun aboard one of Elon's rockets.

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Lucius's avatar

Along with musk, the Murdochs and Peter thiel?

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