I live on Tylenol. Don't get between me and my meds! In case you missed it, the Rapture is supposed to happen today. TODAY. I'm thinking about arranging clothing in the park to look like someone was sucked up into the clouds. Maybe a few outfits to indicate a group. Sorry, idiots. Gonna be a heartache tonight. Btw, I wrote a book on American snake oil, and I've had email exchanges with Dr. Paul Offitt, the leading expert on vaccines. The connection between vaccines and autism has been disproven in double blind study after study. It's a stupid, fucking myth and it's hurting people. RFKjr needs a case of flesh-eating bacteria to take care of the worm in his brain.
I, an actual doctor, have done many years of clinical pharmaceutical research. I have noted that almost all children with autism drank milk during their first year of life. Therefore, milk causes autism. And that ladies and gentlemen has as much credibility as the link between Tylenol and autism. Trump and Kennedy have no idea how research is done, and the stable genius should learn how to pronounce acetaminophen before making a further fool of himself in public. Itโs not that hard.
Rand Paul was an ophthalmologist. I,as a gastroenterologist, have seen the results of some of his surgeries hooking the optic nerve up to the anus, giving the patients a shitty outlook on life.
I, as the holder of a DDS degree, believe that the overwhelming majority of those afflicted by autism have teeth, so therefore having specialized calcified masticatory structures embedded in the maxillary and mandibular bone causes autism.
OMG ! My four kids have been drinking milk all of their lives, as well as my grands and great grands ! We need to ask the stable genius what should be substituted. ๐ฅน๐๐
Love this post, Doc! As a nurse, I have seen some doozies in my time, but to see some of the "learned people of medicine" on the 'right' makes me scared for citizens out there who know no better.
But how can the Rapture (I first wrote "Rupture" lol) happen today? All the Jews are not in Israel. That has to happen first. I think you got some misinformation. Having said that, I LOVE your idea! I don't think that people go "up" naked, though.
According to the poorly drawn illustrations in my 2nd grade Baltimore Catechism we have no need of clothes or shame on judgement day. Is that same as rapture? Happily imaging the Segal art of empty clothes gracing park benches, empty cars, etc.
But "they" do! I just watched a series of TikTok clips of evangelical idiots giving serious advice to women about things like how to avoid the embarrassment of leaving behind dirty, torn or ugly underwear -- time to buy some new ones!
Why are evangelicals pathologically obsessed with womenโs underwear? Good lord, you canโt even dress for the Rapture without some godbag nagging you like theyโll be personally mortified if youโre in a car wreck and it gets out that you were wearing torn or mismatched undergarments.
My mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. I have autism. I'm so sure it's the Tylenol and not in any way related to how heavily she smoked back then. Or space aliens. Maybe it was caused by space aliens. They shot Jewish Alien Space Lasers into my head. It's as good a theory as anything else Bobby Brainworm can come up with.
That's exactly what I was thinking. An open air goodwill center. Everything free. Homeless people will appreciate it. That is before they get euthanized. It would be nice if they were dressed for the occasion. Oh wait. Not today? Dang. Maybe next time.
That's a great point. My understanding is that the Rapture is pretty much an American evangelical thing, which shows us how provincial they are. Jesus, the second coming, the Rapture, the Constitution and America are mushed into one crazy pants ideology.
For anyone who thinks the Democrats are on our side in this case (as well as every other case), I would like to point out that, indeed, they are not. Well, not all of them in unity, as you would expect.
I'll say nothing here about Charlie Kirk. Dude's dead and we don't know why yet.
I will say, however, that the grand parade of Democrat spinelessness and uselessness is definitely serving the country's purposes during these trying times. If it were at all ambiguous about whether they should be supported as a defense against fascism in America, the parade is laying that myth to rest. The entire Congress is a League of Flatworms, the party matters not.
Either a party with the name, say, of Fuck Their Shit Up All To Hell does *not* arise now, coalescing around *fighters*, then we'll just get more and more MAGA and Trump. The country will become ungovernable.
Interesting thought George. Itโs rather obvious to me that Epstein has disappeared off MAGA radar, since Kirkโs death, providing one hell of a distraction for our feckless leader!
We moms were only given permission to give Tylenol to our kids in around (very approx; i'm using my own memory) 1990 or 95 ish. It's recent to use the stuff on babies after they get their shots. If you listen to the women (where have we heard that), you know that for many ppl the shots are associated with a sudden health event in some kids. At least the R team is looking at what causes it instead of ridiculing THE WOMEN.
Im autistic, 53 years old, and none of the environmental factors that you would imagine or think about were things I had contact with. I grew up on what you would call an Organic farm, and I was raised by Druids.
Thereโs no way RFK Jr + Dr Cheeto are going to point the finger at Druids as being the cause of autism. How about pointing to those waxy โmilk bottleโ candies with mysterious liquid inside? That would be my highly unscientific choice.
They are not "looking into the cause of autism". They are declaring they have the answer. They are ridiculing women by thinking WOMEN don't know they are shoveling BS.
I remember giving our kids Liquiprin - liquid aspirin - after their vaccine shots, as recommended by our pediatrician. (Kids were born 1968-1974 - pre-Tylenol.)
Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia as a distinct disorder around 1911, I believe. Decades before Tylenol entered the marketplace. Trump's focus on pregnant women is no doubt driven by his sadism and misogyny -- he wants women to suffer when they're most vulnerable.
Let us not overlook his footnote to his medical advice (by the way, isn't practicing medicine without a license yet another law he's breaking?), that women with fevers should "tough it out."
Ummmmmmmmmm. Now let's check the factual, for-real studies showing that a high fever during pregnancy can damage the fetus, cause miscarriages, and lead to the danger of high blood pressure..........
I myself have a feeling that using Tylenol RELEASES THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Could we all just go to taking Willow Bark / FeverFew combos to treat people the same way that Tylenol does, and in a natural way. Willow Bark's primary component Salicin is the basis for modern aspirin.
Dear Random, I heard that you can turn into a pedophile like TRUMP and EPSTEIN because itโs IN THE EPSTEIN FILES yapping about Tylenol doesnโt cause it.
You can just ignore dumbfuck and his cadre of butt-snorkelers and move on. I had to go pick up two prescriptions today at a CVS. In Texas. They were offering flu shots, Shingrix (for shingles), COVID-19 shots, etc. (The same thing was offered at the doctor Monday.) There was signage about this. The actual doctors outweigh the idiots spewing this dipshitery. America is too big and diverse to outlaw smart people. They are really, really trying, and like everything else they do, they are failing miserably. Remember, Judge Boxwine couldn't even prosecute a ham sandwich. And that's our saving grace. They are evil motherfuckers, but they are really tipping the scales on the ol' incompetence meter.
Call it what it is - eugenics. Three white men (two of those curiously like to discolor their skin to make it darker, not exactly on brand for Nazis but ok) stand in front of a podium in an attempt to lecture WOMEN about taking something for their pain that results in birthing what they determine to be inferior human beings. This is next level diabolical shit. I hope I am alive long enough to see them punished in the most severe ways possible for crimes against humanity.
Dump ordering pregnant women experiencing pain or a fever to just โtough it outโ makes me want to spit nails. Who the fck does he think he is??? Dumbo apparently doesnโt know that having a high fever during pregnancy can harm the fetus!
Hee hee, Susan! This is one of Jeffโs best rants. Here's my fave line:
โDonny stood up in front of the world and announced that if youโre preggers, and you take Tylenol while you have a bun in the oven, that bun is going to slide out with a bad case of the autisms.โ Omg, snort! ๐๐๐
I personally look forward to the massive joint lawsuit filed by Tylenol maker Kenvue, plus all the other manufacturers who use acetaminophen in their 200+ cold and flu products.
Same!! I'm supposed to be clearing out my Dad's sold house, but boxes of rusty wrenches and classic 1970s Playboy calenders can wait while I get my daily dose of Uncle Jeff and the Jeffites. ๐
He truly is! ๐ Every time I think Iโve read Jeffโs funniest post, he tops himself. Todayโs was comedic gold. Blessings to Jeff, Mrs. Spouse and the wonderful community here! You make my life so much better, every day. ๐ซถ๐ผ
They haven't stopped it because it is in their interest to entertain the masses. Remember the Roman circus? Same principle, and you know how that worked out.
As a Public Service Announcement I must tell you that itโs necessary to take the Acetaminophen with a shot of Chlorine it doesnโt take a doctor to know that Kerosene works on the same theory. Full disclosure I a not a Dr. yet but I am as close to it as the three stooges who suggested admitting you are indeed a moron is the first step.
Iโm so stoopid sorry it was not included i do hope no person was harmed during my post. ( by person any mention of me or others on this thread are indemnified from any legal actions heretowith it will be considered law by decree).
I snorted at the Lucy clip. Iโm old enough to remember that show when it was new. What a classic episode! I hope Tylenol wins big in the lawsuit. Excellent idea, Susan!
Jeff will surely comment on this in tomorrow's post but as I write, Chump is at the U.N... His speech as expected is horrific. Our national embarrassment... Now our global embarrassment. The attendees should just all get up and walk out. They donโt like it when politicians bash their predecessors. Heโs going after Biden now. What an ass. This is so embarrassing. He caked on the orange blush in abundance, too. Lying his fat ass off. All lies. Heโs mental! Heโs for certain reading what Little Goebbels Miller wrote for him. He canโt even read. What an ass. Maybe we canโt see their eyes rolling. Why arenโt they laughing at him? "Me, me, me... and more me!" Again, this is just so embarrassing.... Now heโs just rambling. Heโs mental!!!!! Now heโs shitting on the U.N. Serial sociopath and narcissist. Now heโs attacking Europe for its migration policies. And attacking the UN. And just more lies. I canโt watch anymore because they wonโt take the mic away from him. Isnโt there a time limit???!!! Even the Mayor of London is not being spared! ๐ "All these migrants spilling into European countries"โฆ Heโd just assume shoot them all. โIโm really good at this stuff!โ LMAO. What a horrific address. Heโd make a great motivational speaker! LMAO!
I caught a couple of phrases before I lunged for the remote to shut it off.
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me that this is happening. A criminal moron puppeted by a complete sociopath (Miller) is representing us in the UN and lecturing other countries on what they are doing wrong.
If I inadvertently hear his voice I immediately turn off the sound. It is unbearable to listen to him. At this point I think Miller is just trolling Trump and he's too far gone to know it.
Green energy is being criticized too...shame on Europe.. And China's windmills....being sold to all the world's suckered and losers.....(in fact I read China leads the world in green energy)
He keeps talking about how "hot" America is. In fact he's turned us into a pariah nation. It will take years to repair the damage if that's even possible. He thinks because foreign leaders see how susceptible he is to flattery that everyone loves him while they're actually laughing behind his back. And his "disappointment" over his war criminal buddy Putin makes him sound as bad as Susan Collins.
Hope there's a unanimous UN condemnation of the U.S.'s extrajudicial murder of Venezuelan fishermen on international waters. Everyone there knows they're looking at a war criminal among his other crimes. They all know Bolsanaro and Duterte are rotting in jail and hope Shitler is next. And I hope they all vote to recognize Palestine as an independent state.
So on the third day after his death, did Charlie Kirk rise from the dead and ascendeth into Heaven, and does he now sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Just in time to assign clouds to the newly Raptured! See? God always has a plan.
Luckily I was off celebrating the Jewish New Year and missed most of it. I knew it would be a disaster. Pretty pathetic that he has to "bash" Biden to make himself seem great. Classic narcissistic behavior tho...
I think they didn't laugh at him this time because he is SO FUCKING FRIGHTENING. The rest of the world cannot believe how stupid and scary America is now.
You didnโt get raptured? It was great! All my clothes blew off but that was cool because I donโt have any genitals any more. Jesus is even nicer in person than he is in the movies. We just sing all day and float on a fleecy cloud. Plus thereโs a countdown board on how long Mr Wonderful has left before he heads to his fiery Forever Home! Really, would recommend. I donโt even miss the old frank and beans!
The orange pedophilic sadist routinely the words "I feel (x,y,x)" regarding facts. I can't remember ever hearing him say "I THINK" about facts -- or really about anything. Guess that's because he doesn't. Think, that is.
I could spend my entire day listening to Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen. But to be fair, Donny did give pregnant women permission to take Tylenol, IF they have a high fever that they canโt โtough out.โ So ladies, try to tough out that 104ยฐ temp when youโre pregnant. We all know how good that is for a fetus. ๐ And while youโre at it, belly up to the bar and light a cigarette.
My husband just told me that Autism was identified in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1955. As with most things Rethuglican -- the math ain't mathin'.
1. Hey, itโs still early, the rapture could still happen. Maybe it depends on what coast youโre on. ๐
2. Iโm not trusting any of the three stooges of the medical apocalypse. Iโll listen to the new alliances that have formed to combat their stupidity and weird science.
The chances of the Rapture happening are equal to that of Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. Shitler and his cultists probably think they can berate and bully their god into making it happen though.
Oh, Weird Science. Remember that "She blinded me with science" song? There is so much strange stuff secreted away in my brain. Anyway, just another woman being blamed for something she did not do.
It is simply ridiculous, but 2 idiots with no medical or scientific training whatsoever are practicing medicine without a license. And Dr. Oz - chairman of the department of snake oil is standing by for moral support. I don't pray, but if I did, it would be for an asteroid, at this point.
My husband saw the picture of the three of them, and said "Is that Dr. Oz back there? What's he doing standing there with him?" I had the sad task of informing spouse that Oz is in charge of Medicare and Medicaid.
He needed to take some extra strength acetaminophen after that. Don't worry, he's not pregnant.
Well Jeff we see today that Donald really hates his job, the job of โa long and brutal slogโโฆ. Itโs called governingโฆ..This guy has to be the laziest person in America, heโs giving me a headache and now old doc Trump says my Tylenol is terribleโฆ OTโฆ Another point about CK circulating today and that is CK is โthe second comingโโฆ Iโm ready to be Raptured with all this insanityโฆBest to All
I am not a lawyer, and 90% of everything on social media is wrong, but I did see a post somewere that explained how Tylenol can't sue because govt officials have of some kind of immunity. but maybe a REAL lawyer can jump in here and explain it properly
At least 1 of the laws that makes it hard to sue federal employees is the Westfield Act. Itโs the rabbit Bill Barr pulled out of his hat to try to kill E Jean Carrollโs lawsuit. It protects them for acts they take as part of their official duties. But the courts ruled that defaming Carroll was not an official act. & then, despite Roy Cohnโs best efforts, Trump never learned Shut the Fuck Up Friday & he kept defaming Carroll after he was out of office.
But if Tylenol sales take the hit that we expect, Kevnueโs (current owner of Tylenol, spun off from Johnson & Johnson) corporate lawyers are going to be looking for other avenues to sue. The 5th Amendment could be an option (illegal taking), violation of the Administrative Procedures Act (thatโs being used a lot) is another. Since whoever comes up with something successful will be looking at a big bonus, Iโd expect them to get creative.
Why not just file a lawsuit, anyway? It's what Donnie Demento does. When was the last time his lawyers filed anything even marginally resembling an actual case based upon real law--instead of a FEELING.
He would win again today. McCankles for President. Orange Rapist for President. Felon for President. The voters will come out in droves to be certain someone who is Woman, Scientific, Educated, etc will never be in the White House.
I live on Tylenol. Don't get between me and my meds! In case you missed it, the Rapture is supposed to happen today. TODAY. I'm thinking about arranging clothing in the park to look like someone was sucked up into the clouds. Maybe a few outfits to indicate a group. Sorry, idiots. Gonna be a heartache tonight. Btw, I wrote a book on American snake oil, and I've had email exchanges with Dr. Paul Offitt, the leading expert on vaccines. The connection between vaccines and autism has been disproven in double blind study after study. It's a stupid, fucking myth and it's hurting people. RFKjr needs a case of flesh-eating bacteria to take care of the worm in his brain.
HAHAH!!! Do it and take pictures. Thats a marvelous idea! ๐๐
I, an actual doctor, have done many years of clinical pharmaceutical research. I have noted that almost all children with autism drank milk during their first year of life. Therefore, milk causes autism. And that ladies and gentlemen has as much credibility as the link between Tylenol and autism. Trump and Kennedy have no idea how research is done, and the stable genius should learn how to pronounce acetaminophen before making a further fool of himself in public. Itโs not that hard.
Rand Paul was an ophthalmologist. I,as a gastroenterologist, have seen the results of some of his surgeries hooking the optic nerve up to the anus, giving the patients a shitty outlook on life.
I, as the holder of a DDS degree, believe that the overwhelming majority of those afflicted by autism have teeth, so therefore having specialized calcified masticatory structures embedded in the maxillary and mandibular bone causes autism.
Well, that's been pretty obvious for awhile now. /s
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Ya mean there is actually a scientific method? (hahahahaha)
OMG ! My four kids have been drinking milk all of their lives, as well as my grands and great grands ! We need to ask the stable genius what should be substituted. ๐ฅน๐๐
He should try the milk of human kindness, for the first time in his nasty unfeeling life
The apple doesnโt fall far from the tree.
Love this post, Doc! As a nurse, I have seen some doozies in my time, but to see some of the "learned people of medicine" on the 'right' makes me scared for citizens out there who know no better.
Omg how hilarious! ๐
OMG! Thank you! I sooo needed this laugh. ๐ฅฐ๐คฃ๐ฅฐ
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Ann gets double credit for making fun on Rosh Hashanah.
I did? My rabbi would be appalled. Oh. ON Rosh Hashana. I thought you said OF Rosh Hashana. Hashtag reading comprehension.
I want a t-shirt!
I really want to!
Ann, be sure to put rainbows on all the Raptured clothes. Heads will explode.
Thank you for putting this out there. Plotkin and Hoetz (both Offitt contemporaries) did similar research. And they indicated much the same thing.
But how can the Rapture (I first wrote "Rupture" lol) happen today? All the Jews are not in Israel. That has to happen first. I think you got some misinformation. Having said that, I LOVE your idea! I don't think that people go "up" naked, though.
According to the poorly drawn illustrations in my 2nd grade Baltimore Catechism we have no need of clothes or shame on judgement day. Is that same as rapture? Happily imaging the Segal art of empty clothes gracing park benches, empty cars, etc.
great art project! where's my plaster in the basement??
Thatโs the spirit!
But "they" do! I just watched a series of TikTok clips of evangelical idiots giving serious advice to women about things like how to avoid the embarrassment of leaving behind dirty, torn or ugly underwear -- time to buy some new ones!
Why are evangelicals pathologically obsessed with womenโs underwear? Good lord, you canโt even dress for the Rapture without some godbag nagging you like theyโll be personally mortified if youโre in a car wreck and it gets out that you were wearing torn or mismatched undergarments.
Godbag? I love that. I'm stealing it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FFS ๐คฆโโ๏ธ They need to get a life.
OMG! That is hysterically funny. Those old Pedos want to be sure you look good when they fondle you.
My mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. I have autism. I'm so sure it's the Tylenol and not in any way related to how heavily she smoked back then. Or space aliens. Maybe it was caused by space aliens. They shot Jewish Alien Space Lasers into my head. It's as good a theory as anything else Bobby Brainworm can come up with.
My husbandสปs father (born in 1926) was clearly on the autism spectrum. His mother must have time travelled forward to get ahold of some Tylenol.
Lovely thoughts Ann, arranged clothing in the park might be helpful for those in need, as well as the Rapture tosspots!
That's exactly what I was thinking. An open air goodwill center. Everything free. Homeless people will appreciate it. That is before they get euthanized. It would be nice if they were dressed for the occasion. Oh wait. Not today? Dang. Maybe next time.
Well, I just hope the homeless are wearing Victoria's Secret when they get euthanized. Not to offend God and all.
Fantastic! ๐๐๐!!!
The Book of Revelations was written by a guy tripping on shrooms
make sure you have clean underwear, iโm hearing
I heard the same.
The worm died. Really.
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His brain killed it.
It's already tomorrow in a lot of the world. No rapture. Or is that strictly an American phenomenon?
That's a great point. My understanding is that the Rapture is pretty much an American evangelical thing, which shows us how provincial they are. Jesus, the second coming, the Rapture, the Constitution and America are mushed into one crazy pants ideology.
omg thank you for this lolololol
For anyone who thinks the Democrats are on our side in this case (as well as every other case), I would like to point out that, indeed, they are not. Well, not all of them in unity, as you would expect.
95 Democrats voted to HONOR Charlie Kirk.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-democratic-spineless-fear-makes
Also Uncle Jeff as an Autistic person who's mother NEVER took Tylenol (I grew up in Europe), I can attest that RFK Jr. is indeed a fucking liar.
Autism was identified in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1955. How do those fkers square that?
MAGAts aren't good at math. They're waiting for drug prices to drop 1500%.
OBVIOUSLY--time travel. I'm sure RatFuck Kennedy invented it: it's the real story behind the dead bear.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'll say nothing here about Charlie Kirk. Dude's dead and we don't know why yet.
I will say, however, that the grand parade of Democrat spinelessness and uselessness is definitely serving the country's purposes during these trying times. If it were at all ambiguous about whether they should be supported as a defense against fascism in America, the parade is laying that myth to rest. The entire Congress is a League of Flatworms, the party matters not.
Either a party with the name, say, of Fuck Their Shit Up All To Hell does *not* arise now, coalescing around *fighters*, then we'll just get more and more MAGA and Trump. The country will become ungovernable.
Interesting thought George. Itโs rather obvious to me that Epstein has disappeared off MAGA radar, since Kirkโs death, providing one hell of a distraction for our feckless leader!
Meh. It was Epstein Epstein Epstein! Boring! Fake news!
YES, key phrase โโฆand we donโt know why yet.โ Enter Greek Chorus.
We moms were only given permission to give Tylenol to our kids in around (very approx; i'm using my own memory) 1990 or 95 ish. It's recent to use the stuff on babies after they get their shots. If you listen to the women (where have we heard that), you know that for many ppl the shots are associated with a sudden health event in some kids. At least the R team is looking at what causes it instead of ridiculing THE WOMEN.
Im autistic, 53 years old, and none of the environmental factors that you would imagine or think about were things I had contact with. I grew up on what you would call an Organic farm, and I was raised by Druids.
Thereโs no way RFK Jr + Dr Cheeto are going to point the finger at Druids as being the cause of autism. How about pointing to those waxy โmilk bottleโ candies with mysterious liquid inside? That would be my highly unscientific choice.
Sorry, Wendy. We have established that Autism is caused by ingestion of milk during childhood.
They are not "looking into the cause of autism". They are declaring they have the answer. They are ridiculing women by thinking WOMEN don't know they are shoveling BS.
Maybe they should look into the cause of brain worms
I remember giving our kids Liquiprin - liquid aspirin - after their vaccine shots, as recommended by our pediatrician. (Kids were born 1968-1974 - pre-Tylenol.)
Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia as a distinct disorder around 1911, I believe. Decades before Tylenol entered the marketplace. Trump's focus on pregnant women is no doubt driven by his sadism and misogyny -- he wants women to suffer when they're most vulnerable.
Let us not overlook his footnote to his medical advice (by the way, isn't practicing medicine without a license yet another law he's breaking?), that women with fevers should "tough it out."
Ummmmmmmmmm. Now let's check the factual, for-real studies showing that a high fever during pregnancy can damage the fetus, cause miscarriages, and lead to the danger of high blood pressure..........
I myself have a feeling that using Tylenol RELEASES THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Could we all just go to taking Willow Bark / FeverFew combos to treat people the same way that Tylenol does, and in a natural way. Willow Bark's primary component Salicin is the basis for modern aspirin.
We also lived in a world of leaded gas line and paint. Not optimal, but here we are.
Pretty soon, Iโm going to start sounding like the four Yorkshiremen bit from Monty Python. โWe had to lick the road cleanโ
Dear Random, I heard that you can turn into a pedophile like TRUMP and EPSTEIN because itโs IN THE EPSTEIN FILES yapping about Tylenol doesnโt cause it.
Your point is very well taken. In the words of our Lord and Savior, Uncle Jeff:
the cause of autism is clearly RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The problem is there's no alternative unless you move to like Uruguay.
You can just ignore dumbfuck and his cadre of butt-snorkelers and move on. I had to go pick up two prescriptions today at a CVS. In Texas. They were offering flu shots, Shingrix (for shingles), COVID-19 shots, etc. (The same thing was offered at the doctor Monday.) There was signage about this. The actual doctors outweigh the idiots spewing this dipshitery. America is too big and diverse to outlaw smart people. They are really, really trying, and like everything else they do, they are failing miserably. Remember, Judge Boxwine couldn't even prosecute a ham sandwich. And that's our saving grace. They are evil motherfuckers, but they are really tipping the scales on the ol' incompetence meter.
That's the one thing that gives me hope. Incompetence on an epic scale!
You could roll a blunt, I suppose.
Sadly I had to give it up, I'm one of the freaks that it makes my BP go up instead of down...
Call it what it is - eugenics. Three white men (two of those curiously like to discolor their skin to make it darker, not exactly on brand for Nazis but ok) stand in front of a podium in an attempt to lecture WOMEN about taking something for their pain that results in birthing what they determine to be inferior human beings. This is next level diabolical shit. I hope I am alive long enough to see them punished in the most severe ways possible for crimes against humanity.
Hell yes, eliza. Punish them all.
Dump ordering pregnant women experiencing pain or a fever to just โtough it outโ makes me want to spit nails. Who the fck does he think he is??? Dumbo apparently doesnโt know that having a high fever during pregnancy can harm the fetus!
Remember from history the Know Nothing party? I think they have reemerged as Magats.
Haha! Spot on, arne! ๐๐ผ
It's weird that they want to dye themselves brown. Isn't white right?
"โConstance Goodwyfe looked at me funny and I gave birth to a rabbit โ and the rabbit had an autism.โ" STOPPPPPP! ๐๐๐๐๐
And why is Bobby standing like that? JFC. Whatta weirdo. And that Lucy clip is perfect!
Now...how much will Tylenol get in the coming lawsuit???? ๐ค
Hee hee, Susan! This is one of Jeffโs best rants. Here's my fave line:
โDonny stood up in front of the world and announced that if youโre preggers, and you take Tylenol while you have a bun in the oven, that bun is going to slide out with a bad case of the autisms.โ Omg, snort! ๐๐๐
I personally look forward to the massive joint lawsuit filed by Tylenol maker Kenvue, plus all the other manufacturers who use acetaminophen in their 200+ cold and flu products.
Honest to god, Jeff is brilliant. I need this column and all the community here in my life! Gives me hope.
Same!! I'm supposed to be clearing out my Dad's sold house, but boxes of rusty wrenches and classic 1970s Playboy calenders can wait while I get my daily dose of Uncle Jeff and the Jeffites. ๐
He truly is! ๐ Every time I think Iโve read Jeffโs funniest post, he tops himself. Todayโs was comedic gold. Blessings to Jeff, Mrs. Spouse and the wonderful community here! You make my life so much better, every day. ๐ซถ๐ผ
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Canโt wait for tomorrowโs take on the UN meltdown. Though it would be nice to give Jeff a day off.
Oh, me too! The felon said: "All your countries are going to hell"
Certifiably insane. And the Republicans have done nothing to stop it.
Holy crap. ๐คจ The UN audience should have walked out! I mean, cโmon. Get your antifa on! You are not required to take Twitlerโs abuse.
They haven't stopped it because it is in their interest to entertain the masses. Remember the Roman circus? Same principle, and you know how that worked out.
It would be nice to give us ALL a day off from this insanity, but it ain't gonna happen for a looooooong time.
I literally didnโt know about the โpost WW2 scientist shoppingโโฆ wow
Yes, the Nazis loved their scientists... just not the Jewish ones. That's how we got Einstein.
Agree!
Please, please, let them file tomorrow.
I feel an attack of the autisms coming on. Quick! Release the Epstein Files to cure me. Because I have a feeling that will do it.
As a Public Service Announcement I must tell you that itโs necessary to take the Acetaminophen with a shot of Chlorine it doesnโt take a doctor to know that Kerosene works on the same theory. Full disclosure I a not a Dr. yet but I am as close to it as the three stooges who suggested admitting you are indeed a moron is the first step.
Don't forget about the insertion of a light into a strategic location on the body. Should be done prior to the consumption of Clorax.
Iโm so stoopid sorry it was not included i do hope no person was harmed during my post. ( by person any mention of me or others on this thread are indemnified from any legal actions heretowith it will be considered law by decree).
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I snorted at the Lucy clip. Iโm old enough to remember that show when it was new. What a classic episode! I hope Tylenol wins big in the lawsuit. Excellent idea, Susan!
Here you go โฆ enjoy! https://youtu.be/ip-TuIXMS70
Hereโs the rest โฆ https://youtu.be/6x4Uk7qWRR8
Thank you, Punkette!
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Jeff will surely comment on this in tomorrow's post but as I write, Chump is at the U.N... His speech as expected is horrific. Our national embarrassment... Now our global embarrassment. The attendees should just all get up and walk out. They donโt like it when politicians bash their predecessors. Heโs going after Biden now. What an ass. This is so embarrassing. He caked on the orange blush in abundance, too. Lying his fat ass off. All lies. Heโs mental! Heโs for certain reading what Little Goebbels Miller wrote for him. He canโt even read. What an ass. Maybe we canโt see their eyes rolling. Why arenโt they laughing at him? "Me, me, me... and more me!" Again, this is just so embarrassing.... Now heโs just rambling. Heโs mental!!!!! Now heโs shitting on the U.N. Serial sociopath and narcissist. Now heโs attacking Europe for its migration policies. And attacking the UN. And just more lies. I canโt watch anymore because they wonโt take the mic away from him. Isnโt there a time limit???!!! Even the Mayor of London is not being spared! ๐ "All these migrants spilling into European countries"โฆ Heโd just assume shoot them all. โIโm really good at this stuff!โ LMAO. What a horrific address. Heโd make a great motivational speaker! LMAO!
I caught a couple of phrases before I lunged for the remote to shut it off.
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me that this is happening. A criminal moron puppeted by a complete sociopath (Miller) is representing us in the UN and lecturing other countries on what they are doing wrong.
I refuse to watch any of his dumb ass speeches
If I inadvertently hear his voice I immediately turn off the sound. It is unbearable to listen to him. At this point I think Miller is just trolling Trump and he's too far gone to know it.
Green energy is being criticized too...shame on Europe.. And China's windmills....being sold to all the world's suckered and losers.....(in fact I read China leads the world in green energy)
Who knew that renewable energy is now our greatest threat!? ๐
Next EO will be to label it a domestic terrorist group.
This just in from ANTIFA headquarters: we don't exist.
Good one!
Yes, but has he talked about sharks and boat batteries yet?
Give it time... the speech is still young!
He keeps talking about how "hot" America is. In fact he's turned us into a pariah nation. It will take years to repair the damage if that's even possible. He thinks because foreign leaders see how susceptible he is to flattery that everyone loves him while they're actually laughing behind his back. And his "disappointment" over his war criminal buddy Putin makes him sound as bad as Susan Collins.
Hope there's a unanimous UN condemnation of the U.S.'s extrajudicial murder of Venezuelan fishermen on international waters. Everyone there knows they're looking at a war criminal among his other crimes. They all know Bolsanaro and Duterte are rotting in jail and hope Shitler is next. And I hope they all vote to recognize Palestine as an independent state.
The martyr fest continues. Unfortunately, at our expense.
Hey, isnโt that rapture thingy supposed to happen three days after or is my math off?
So on the third day after his death, did Charlie Kirk rise from the dead and ascendeth into Heaven, and does he now sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Just in time to assign clouds to the newly Raptured! See? God always has a plan.
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Are Marsha Blackburn and Brother Holy Mike Johnson still here?
If they are, I am going to be soooo disappointed. When is the next Rapture scheduled?
Luckily I was off celebrating the Jewish New Year and missed most of it. I knew it would be a disaster. Pretty pathetic that he has to "bash" Biden to make himself seem great. Classic narcissistic behavior tho...
They should all walk out, sadly, that kind of integrity doesn't exist.
I think they didn't laugh at him this time because he is SO FUCKING FRIGHTENING. The rest of the world cannot believe how stupid and scary America is now.
You didnโt get raptured? It was great! All my clothes blew off but that was cool because I donโt have any genitals any more. Jesus is even nicer in person than he is in the movies. We just sing all day and float on a fleecy cloud. Plus thereโs a countdown board on how long Mr Wonderful has left before he heads to his fiery Forever Home! Really, would recommend. I donโt even miss the old frank and beans!
I chose to rapture with Blondie.
Lol, snort! ๐ Thanks, Richard. I needed this today!
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The orange pedophilic sadist routinely the words "I feel (x,y,x)" regarding facts. I can't remember ever hearing him say "I THINK" about facts -- or really about anything. Guess that's because he doesn't. Think, that is.
Tylenol.
Nice try.
Release the Epstein files.
That was the best comment yet. ๐
Thanks Dr. Cankles, but I'll take my medical advice from a trained doctor who is not a convicted felon and pedophile.
Son of a crackhead, I opened my door hoping half the neighborhood would be gone.
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I could spend my entire day listening to Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen. But to be fair, Donny did give pregnant women permission to take Tylenol, IF they have a high fever that they canโt โtough out.โ So ladies, try to tough out that 104ยฐ temp when youโre pregnant. We all know how good that is for a fetus. ๐ And while youโre at it, belly up to the bar and light a cigarette.
They reeeeeeally hate women, don't they?
They think women are inferior.
Yes, they really do. It's not right. Buncha weenies and whiners.
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In the FWIW dept.... Autism was first described long before Tylenol/acetaminophen became available.
My husband just told me that Autism was identified in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1955. As with most things Rethuglican -- the math ain't mathin'.
Also, the criteria has broadened to include a wider range of conditions.
Also, school districts get more state money for teaching kids with autism. I fear there is some rush to diagnose in certain cases.
1. Hey, itโs still early, the rapture could still happen. Maybe it depends on what coast youโre on. ๐
2. Iโm not trusting any of the three stooges of the medical apocalypse. Iโll listen to the new alliances that have formed to combat their stupidity and weird science.
The chances of the Rapture happening are equal to that of Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. Shitler and his cultists probably think they can berate and bully their god into making it happen though.
Their god has earplugs in to stop the whining.
Iโm so confused, I thought it said three days after in that book of tales
This is Rethuglican Jesus and He makes His own fking rules.
Oh, Weird Science. Remember that "She blinded me with science" song? There is so much strange stuff secreted away in my brain. Anyway, just another woman being blamed for something she did not do.
It is simply ridiculous, but 2 idiots with no medical or scientific training whatsoever are practicing medicine without a license. And Dr. Oz - chairman of the department of snake oil is standing by for moral support. I don't pray, but if I did, it would be for an asteroid, at this point.
My husband saw the picture of the three of them, and said "Is that Dr. Oz back there? What's he doing standing there with him?" I had the sad task of informing spouse that Oz is in charge of Medicare and Medicaid.
He needed to take some extra strength acetaminophen after that. Don't worry, he's not pregnant.
I manifested one for the CK extravaganza but it did not work.
Well Jeff we see today that Donald really hates his job, the job of โa long and brutal slogโโฆ. Itโs called governingโฆ..This guy has to be the laziest person in America, heโs giving me a headache and now old doc Trump says my Tylenol is terribleโฆ OTโฆ Another point about CK circulating today and that is CK is โthe second comingโโฆ Iโm ready to be Raptured with all this insanityโฆBest to All
I am not a lawyer, and 90% of everything on social media is wrong, but I did see a post somewere that explained how Tylenol can't sue because govt officials have of some kind of immunity. but maybe a REAL lawyer can jump in here and explain it properly
At least 1 of the laws that makes it hard to sue federal employees is the Westfield Act. Itโs the rabbit Bill Barr pulled out of his hat to try to kill E Jean Carrollโs lawsuit. It protects them for acts they take as part of their official duties. But the courts ruled that defaming Carroll was not an official act. & then, despite Roy Cohnโs best efforts, Trump never learned Shut the Fuck Up Friday & he kept defaming Carroll after he was out of office.
But if Tylenol sales take the hit that we expect, Kevnueโs (current owner of Tylenol, spun off from Johnson & Johnson) corporate lawyers are going to be looking for other avenues to sue. The 5th Amendment could be an option (illegal taking), violation of the Administrative Procedures Act (thatโs being used a lot) is another. Since whoever comes up with something successful will be looking at a big bonus, Iโd expect them to get creative.
Why not just file a lawsuit, anyway? It's what Donnie Demento does. When was the last time his lawyers filed anything even marginally resembling an actual case based upon real law--instead of a FEELING.
Canโt wait until the Tylenol manufacturer sues the orange pedo administration.
Just because he is so stupid that he canโt pronounce acetaminophen.
Standing with the moron brain worm.
He is so stupid, I still donโt believe that he won.
He would win again today. McCankles for President. Orange Rapist for President. Felon for President. The voters will come out in droves to be certain someone who is Woman, Scientific, Educated, etc will never be in the White House.
There was fuckery in the election. Jeff says so and I believe it.