I live on Tylenol. Don't get between me and my meds! In case you missed it, the Rapture is supposed to happen today. TODAY. I'm thinking about arranging clothing in the park to look like someone was sucked up into the clouds. Maybe a few outfits to indicate a group. Sorry, idiots. Gonna be a heartache tonight. Btw, I wrote a book on American snake oil, and I've had email exchanges with Dr. Paul Offitt, the leading expert on vaccines. The connection between vaccines and autism has been disproven in double blind study after study. It's a stupid, fucking myth and it's hurting people. RFKjr needs a case of flesh-eating bacteria to take care of the worm in his brain.
I, an actual doctor, have done many years of clinical pharmaceutical research. I have noted that almost all children with autism drank milk during their first year of life. Therefore, milk causes autism. And that ladies and gentlemen has as much credibility as the link between Tylenol and autism. Trump and Kennedy have no idea how research is done, and the stable genius should learn how to pronounce acetaminophen before making a further fool of himself in public. Itโs not that hard.
Rand Paul was an ophthalmologist. I,as a gastroenterologist, have seen the results of some of his surgeries hooking the optic nerve up to the anus, giving the patients a shitty outlook on life.
I, as the holder of a DDS degree, believe that the overwhelming majority of those afflicted by autism have teeth, so therefore having specialized calcified masticatory structures embedded in the maxillary and mandibular bone causes autism.
Love this post, Doc! As a nurse, I have seen some doozies in my time, but to see some of the "learned people of medicine" on the 'right' makes me scared for citizens out there who know no better.
OMG ! My four kids have been drinking milk all of their lives, as well as my grands and great grands ! We need to ask the stable genius what should be substituted. ๐ฅน๐๐
YES - I love that idea. AS does Jeff whose entire post today nearly had me peeing. After yesterday's spitting out my tea debacle, I was extra careful, however. I'm assuming he's saving the orange fuckwit's groping of CK's widow and her snuggling into him (vomit inducing viewing) for tomorrow? THEN kankles tried his stupid little 'dance' to 'America' while she gave a HUGE smile. Melania's lamp was MIA. Perhaps I'm wrong, but it sure doesn't sound too much like poor Charlie's being missed all that much. SHE was 'Miss Arizona' during frump's ownership of the Miss Universe contest! AND Kirk's daddy was all involved with the construction of 'trump tower'? How deep does this weirdness go, is MY question.
But how can the Rapture (I first wrote "Rupture" lol) happen today? All the Jews are not in Israel. That has to happen first. I think you got some misinformation. Having said that, I LOVE your idea! I don't think that people go "up" naked, though.
But "they" do! I just watched a series of TikTok clips of evangelical idiots giving serious advice to women about things like how to avoid the embarrassment of leaving behind dirty, torn or ugly underwear -- time to buy some new ones!
Why are evangelicals pathologically obsessed with womenโs underwear? Good lord, you canโt even dress for the Rapture without some godbag nagging you like theyโll be personally mortified if youโre in a car wreck and it gets out that you were wearing torn or mismatched undergarments.
And why is it never about xtian menโs under panties??? We know the LDS got it covered but where do they stand on the rapture? No worries, they are assured of their own planets and multiple wives.
There are cute stories about menโs underwear to engage MAGA. I made the mistake of tossing a three-pack of briefs into the grocery cart for my early-reading oldest. He stretched the elastic menacingly toward me and complained, โThese arenโt Jockeys like Daddyโs, these are Hanes!โ Oh, wait. Not sure MAGA could read their own waistbands.
MAGA remain obsessed with everyoneโs genitalia and elimination, separately and together. Iโve responded that the only men Iโve ever seen in restrooms were escorting little daughters, and everyone cooed and let them jump the line. They change the subject. The trans woman I know best shrewdly advised me to buy the Ferragamo pumps that were my best shoes for two decades. Ask, โWho do you know whoโs trans?โ MAGA punt, ask me to define a woman. Theyโre all armed with bananas at any Democratsโ war of wits.
methinks in case more of them have Nancymacedisease: that of poking around in women's underwear to be SURE they have the proper set of genitals. While 'down there' one's underwear likely gets gossiped about as well, especially if you're 'clutching her pearls' nancy who values these things.
Several times as a child I woke up and all my family was gone for hours and left no notes. We had no cell phones then. I was terrified iโd been โleft behindโ. Some PTSD there. Fuck โem.
Out shopping, whatever. I was the youngest, oh just leave her behind. Often when we were traveling and staying with relatives. Differences groups would go out and i was just forgotten, in a strange house, strange neighborhood, strange city. Once in my auntโs old house that made creepy noises like footsteps up stairs or on the stairs. I was terrified. Even sitting on the front porch i was afraid to sit with my back to the windows. Scary inside and outside. The neighbors were all gone, or kids that wandered around looking rough and tough. One scared little girl, imagining the rapture left me behind for 1,000 years with pagan people of the devil. Yep. The put the fun in Fundamentalist teaching. Weirdly, my abusive older sisterโs favorite books are the โLeft Behindโ series. She used to hide under my bed snd grab my ankles, or jump on me when I was asleep to scare me. She carried this, and worse, into adulthood life. When I was 12 i got my own bedroom, my fortress but there was no respecting boundaries by my parents either.
What an absolutely NIGHTMARE. Of course (tragically) you have PTSD. Are you able to have at least a decent life? [My secretary gave me the first book in that series. She had a truly beautiful soul -- but was so easily terrified. She wanted to make sure that I knew what would happen to me if I didn't do the right things. It was out of kindness. I felt so sorry for her, living in fear.]
According to the poorly drawn illustrations in my 2nd grade Baltimore Catechism we have no need of clothes or shame on judgement day. Is that same as rapture? Happily imaging the Segal art of empty clothes gracing park benches, empty cars, etc.
Actually what it causes is a splitting of the timeline. In the other world there are a bunch of embarrassed naked evangelicals wondering why everybody else got raptured and they were left behind.
My mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. I have autism. I'm so sure it's the Tylenol and not in any way related to how heavily she smoked back then. Or space aliens. Maybe it was caused by space aliens. They shot Jewish Alien Space Lasers into my head. It's as good a theory as anything else Bobby Brainworm can come up with.
That's exactly what I was thinking. An open air goodwill center. Everything free. Homeless people will appreciate it. That is before they get euthanized. It would be nice if they were dressed for the occasion. Oh wait. Not today? Dang. Maybe next time.
speaking of....did anyone else notice that fuckwit Kilmeade (and I also question the origin of THAT name as well, y'know?) NEVER 'nopologized' for his 'just kill 'em' tossed-off remark AFTER his eagerly expressed need to give LETHAL INJECTIONS to homeless people! Of course WE all know this dumbfuck is looking down his horrid nose visualizing some poor bag-of-bones drunk lying on a grate looking scarcely human and certainly not the Mother - beaten by her husband/domestic partner who RAN with her children, can't find a suitable shelter where her kids will be safe from predation OR the countless war hero/veterans who end up on our streets precisely due to the very same brain injuries caused by the fucking weapons frump dismissed as 'little headaches'! I was and am still so sickened by that I still want to meet that weasel and deck him - the first time ever I'd raise my hands to another human. I'd even give up my chance to smack the LIES out of frump to get to do it to Kil-meade.
I think the end of the world, or a rapture, or whatever new name they come up with has already been predicted many times and then not happened on said predicted date without the loss of any adherents. They just re-roll that magic crystal ball and come up with an excuse as to why it didnโt happen.
That's a great point. My understanding is that the Rapture is pretty much an American evangelical thing, which shows us how provincial they are. Jesus, the second coming, the Rapture, the Constitution and America are mushed into one crazy pants ideology.
AND they even have a 'book' for that! Look how prescient the fuckwit was! He mushed the buybull, the Constitution, the Pledge? the Declaration of Independence (I think) and whatever else he imagined would be 'appropriate for a speshul frump buybull') had it wrapped in fake leather (at least it isn't the skin of the disappeared as no doubt nosferatu mcgoebbels would have undoubtedly preferred, that fucking nazi! - then sold it to his 'faithful'. They're all believers since the orange dunce is now their chosen god/fuckwit. In this upside-down world, there must've been a MASSIVE earthquake which shook loose whatever few marbles were left inside their empty heads.
I love it, Anne! The mischief of leaving clothing in the park! I would add a pair of spectacles and perhaps a book and a lawn chair. Fabulous idea!
I donโt know who came up with the saying, โthe stupid, it hurts,โ but I sure have been fucking feeling it these past 200+ days of this confederacy of demon dunces.
For anyone who thinks the Democrats are on our side in this case (as well as every other case), I would like to point out that, indeed, they are not. Well, not all of them in unity, as you would expect.
I'll say nothing here about Charlie Kirk. Dude's dead and we don't know why yet.
I will say, however, that the grand parade of Democrat spinelessness and uselessness is definitely serving the country's purposes during these trying times. If it were at all ambiguous about whether they should be supported as a defense against fascism in America, the parade is laying that myth to rest. The entire Congress is a League of Flatworms, the party matters not.
Either a party with the name, say, of Fuck Their Shit Up All To Hell does *not* arise now, coalescing around *fighters*, then we'll just get more and more MAGA and Trump. The country will become ungovernable.
Interesting thought George. Itโs rather obvious to me that Epstein has disappeared off MAGA radar, since Kirkโs death, providing one hell of a distraction for our feckless leader!
We moms were only given permission to give Tylenol to our kids in around (very approx; i'm using my own memory) 1990 or 95 ish. It's recent to use the stuff on babies after they get their shots. If you listen to the women (where have we heard that), you know that for many ppl the shots are associated with a sudden health event in some kids. At least the R team is looking at what causes it instead of ridiculing THE WOMEN.
Im autistic, 53 years old, and none of the environmental factors that you would imagine or think about were things I had contact with. I grew up on what you would call an Organic farm, and I was raised by Druids.
Thereโs no way RFK Jr + Dr Cheeto are going to point the finger at Druids as being the cause of autism. How about pointing to those waxy โmilk bottleโ candies with mysterious liquid inside? That would be my highly unscientific choice.
They are not "looking into the cause of autism". They are declaring they have the answer. They are ridiculing women by thinking WOMEN don't know they are shoveling BS.
I remember giving our kids Liquiprin - liquid aspirin - after their vaccine shots, as recommended by our pediatrician. (Kids were born 1968-1974 - pre-Tylenol.)
Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia as a distinct disorder around 1911, I believe. Decades before Tylenol entered the marketplace. Trump's focus on pregnant women is no doubt driven by his sadism and misogyny -- he wants women to suffer when they're most vulnerable.
Let us not overlook his footnote to his medical advice (by the way, isn't practicing medicine without a license yet another law he's breaking?), that women with fevers should "tough it out."
Ummmmmmmmmm. Now let's check the factual, for-real studies showing that a high fever during pregnancy can damage the fetus, cause miscarriages, and lead to the danger of high blood pressure..........
I myself have a feeling that using Tylenol RELEASES THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Could we all just go to taking Willow Bark / FeverFew combos to treat people the same way that Tylenol does, and in a natural way. Willow Bark's primary component Salicin is the basis for modern aspirin.
CAN we all just go back to not being triggered by idiotic ideas about the most benign pain reliever on the market and not panicking those people who RELY on it (contained in their migraine and other meds - such as my husband and myself)? My doctor cautions me about just how much is a 'safe' daily amount and I comply (and try to keep hubby complying). First they came for the Fiorinal (which worked for migraineurs). We adapted since neither of us can use Aspirin OR NSAIDS in any form. So, Fioricet it is. The 'cet' in any drug's name denotes A-Cet-aminophen (tylenol, for those unaware). It took my Neurologist (now the head of Neurology at 2 hospitals out here so was forced to give up seeing individual patients) working with me for over 2 years to come up with a fine-tuned combination of Fioricet and Topamax (normally used for epilepsy) as a preventive for my severe migraines (he believes some of mine might be cluster headaches as well - mostly suffered by men). If not for that Neuro I wouldn't still be here AND functioning. The last attorney I worked with suffered from those. Sadly, he was an Orthodox Jewish man who'd fast, refusing to eat even when breaking his fast would bring on those brutally painful headaches. He'd go to Temple every day in NYC then leave after a full day's work for his home UpState NY. For reference, many men have committed suicide due to THAT level of unabated brain pain. He hired ME, a decidedly NOT Jewish girl to work with him precisely because I understood his predicament and could always step in for him during his absences, and always knew when he was in the throes of 'one of those'. It takes one to recognize another.
I love that skit so much! My husband and I parrot some of the lines: โ. . . with our tonguesโ, pointing at them. โLuxury!โ โWe would have loved to live in a hole in the road!โ
Dear Random, I heard that you can turn into a pedophile like TRUMP and EPSTEIN because itโs IN THE EPSTEIN FILES yapping about Tylenol doesnโt cause it.
(response to Random Human) The "R team" is not doing ANY research into the causes of autism. They are only misinterpreting reports of actual scientifically designed studies on the association of autism diagnosis to prenatal use of acetaminophen. Those results are unambiguously inconclusive. No statistically significant increase when studies were conducted and analyzed objectively. RFK Nutball is bringing this connection, as well as his Nutball vaccine connections, straight out of his imagination. Needless to say, the mental dwarf trump will believe anything that anybody he likes tells him, so he's backing Nutball RFK. After all, trump has a 'feeling'! And by the way, this whole discussion is about PRENATAL use of Tylenol, not use in babies.
I appreciate the links. These meta analyses (often including studies with very different protocols and questionnaire methods) remain inconclusive. Inconclusive means no discernible association. The largest, and most regimented, the Swedish report following nearly 2.5 million babies born over a 20 year period, with questionnaires of each mother at different points in their pregnancies regarding medication use, showed that overall autism spectrum followups on the children were either .09% (less than one per one thousand children) higher with any reported acetaminophen use, trimester dependent, or 0% when siblings of the children were included. That matters because, IF there is any genetic or epigenetic cause of autism spectrum (it's still most likely a neuronal development issue in the embryo), then their siblings would be more likely to also be diagnosed as on that autism spectrum. And that seemed to be the case in the study.
"The growing number of lawsuits has captured the attention of renowned consumer advocate Erin Brockovich, spokeswoman for Autism Justice, who launched a project to help mothers sue the manufacturers and retailers of acetaminophen products.
โMy work and working with these women is getting the voices of them and their concerns for their children heard when we have science, and it feels like itโs being suppressed or concealed once again,โ Brockovich said in an interview with NewsNation."
how many kids? WHERE are these actual women promoting these 'sudden health events'? OR is far more likely a 'passed on from' communities such as Amish or Orthodox Jewish ones who have NEVER believed in vaccines - and glommed onto by magats and bobby brainworm who knows ZERO about medicine or science because: 'Covid'? NOW we have a return of Polio, Smallpox, Measles, ALL of which are causing tremendous harm including loss of life and lifelong damage to children when these awful diseases were either under control or ERADICATED!
Sorry, none of this changes my mind. MY personal story is just as valid and I've watched helplessly as people I love died horribly of Covid. A MILLION AMERICANS DIED! I've also watched someone I knew (a musician) wither and die SO painfully from the return of Polio which is now back because of this idiotic administration. When we have Measles outbreaks which could have been prevented AND Polio AND SmallPox which we'd almost fully eradicated, double blind studies by real doctors and real scientists make far more sense to me about drug safety. THEY pulled the 'morning after' pill off the market for their pseudo-'religious' reasons despite it having a LONG history of safety/efficacy YET kept (still keep) Viagra, Cialis and all of its other generics happily available because of course they do.
Ah so your experience matters but theirs does not. Nice. My point is, something is going on w vax ingredients and ppl are reporting experience and being ridiculed. One team is hearing them; the other team dismisses them. One team gets their votes; the other team does not. One team is run by a lunatic and for some reason that's the team listening to these ppl and unfortunately, gathering their votes.
ExCUSE me, but where exactly did I write that 'my experience matters but theirs does not'? I WROTE that 'MY personal story is JUST AS VALID' and you chose to MIS and RE-interpret my words. THIS is why I believe in Science and the REAL Doctors who've spent decades fighting to save ALL of our lives. Kindly do not respond back to me: I'm exhausted enough by bobby brainworm and his total lack of any medical knowledge getting to dictate MY fucking healthcare and now the orange bloviator deciding that he'll declare a medicine I rely on off limits 'because he has a 'feeling'. He won't stop at pregnant women even though he hates them most of all. I am not your foe OR the target for all of your anti-vaxx ire. Join HIS team, stand on your own soapbox but don't expect those of us who've had lives saved by vaccines or medicines to join you.
You can just ignore dumbfuck and his cadre of butt-snorkelers and move on. I had to go pick up two prescriptions today at a CVS. In Texas. They were offering flu shots, Shingrix (for shingles), COVID-19 shots, etc. (The same thing was offered at the doctor Monday.) There was signage about this. The actual doctors outweigh the idiots spewing this dipshitery. America is too big and diverse to outlaw smart people. They are really, really trying, and like everything else they do, they are failing miserably. Remember, Judge Boxwine couldn't even prosecute a ham sandwich. And that's our saving grace. They are evil motherfuckers, but they are really tipping the scales on the ol' incompetence-o-meter.
Doctors arenโt going to tell preggies not to take Tylenol- they are not stupid , and will dismiss this claptrap bullshit as malarkey, as it definitely is.
Exactly: frump 'has a feeling'. Doesn't anyone on the 'blame or ban tylenol' wagon remember when the orange fuckwit literally promoted 'isn't there a way we can use bleach - like a cleansing, inside - the lungs, perhaps'? AS the female Doctor whose name I should NOT have blanked sat there looking poleaxed by his utter stupidity?!
THAT's Her! Thank you Robert! I hate when I forget a name (usually remember it immediately after, but hers I couldn't). A truer statement hasn't yet been made of that moment - yet all the magats could do is attack/turn on Dr. Fauci who devoted his entire life saving lives (a Brooklyn boy who grew up not so far away from where I did) because he struggled to hide a smile tugging at his lips upon hearing the incredible STUPIDITY coming out of frump's mouth.
Thank you! Our Doctor's PA called to remind us of our flu shots and when I asked IF I could get my Covid update at the same time did not hesitate to say 'of course'. We've both been vaccinated and updated ever since his 2 run-ins with covid being transmitted TO him while in-hospital for other reasons. Since then we've both been careful, vaccinated and absolutely fine - intend to stay that way.
Call it what it is - eugenics. Three white men (two of those curiously like to discolor their skin to make it darker, not exactly on brand for Nazis but ok) stand in front of a podium in an attempt to lecture WOMEN about taking something for their pain that results in birthing what they determine to be inferior human beings. This is next level diabolical shit. I hope I am alive long enough to see them punished in the most severe ways possible for crimes against humanity.
Dump ordering pregnant women experiencing pain or a fever to just โtough it outโ makes me want to spit nails. Who the fck does he think he is??? Dumbo apparently doesnโt know that having a high fever during pregnancy can harm the fetus!
Hee hee, Susan! This is one of Jeffโs best rants. Here's my fave line:
โDonny stood up in front of the world and announced that if youโre preggers, and you take Tylenol while you have a bun in the oven, that bun is going to slide out with a bad case of the autisms.โ Omg, snort! ๐๐๐
I personally look forward to the massive joint lawsuit filed by Tylenol maker Kenvue, plus all the other manufacturers who use acetaminophen in their 200+ cold and flu products.
Same!! I'm supposed to be clearing out my Dad's sold house, but boxes of rusty wrenches and classic 1970s Playboy calenders can wait while I get my daily dose of Uncle Jeff and the Jeffites. ๐
JTFR - those 'old' Playboys are (for some reason I don't question) worth bucks on EBay - if that's your wont. The magazines as well, MOST especially the first one with Marilyn Monroe on the cover. (Hubby had a few before we married and tossed them some years ago before I saw the 'looking fors' on EBay)
I didn't realize they weren't in your own home. So, yes: That is difficult. I'm in the same predicament - now dealing with OUR years of 'stuff' as well as my husband's parents accumulated years of their 'stuff' which I ran out of time to dispose of some time back on top of it. I'm so exhausted. There are local advertisers who will take all 'junk' from inside and outside homes, ensuring that what they can't use will be properly recycled, but my problem is that I would still have to sort and separate. At the moment my arthritic hands/wrists are simply not up to that task.
He truly is! ๐ Every time I think Iโve read Jeffโs funniest post, he tops himself. Todayโs was comedic gold. Blessings to Jeff, Mrs. Spouse and the wonderful community here! You make my life so much better, every day. ๐ซถ๐ผ
I honestly thought they would walk out. I couldnโt believe they listened to him for an entire hour and he repeated himself over and over. Darkest demon shit. Heโs so far gone.
the UN reps should have stoned him - or, sans stones, thrown their shoes at him! Imagine him trying to dodge a RAIN of shoes coming at his precious 'hair', lolololol. At least Georgie was pretty nimble on HIS feet.
They haven't stopped it because it is in their interest to entertain the masses. Remember the Roman circus? Same principle, and you know how that worked out.
To be fair, I might have known it at some point - but I had to throw out a bunch of stuff in my head to make room for the unprecedented bullsh*t of the last 10 years or so
MY feelings exactly. I hope they sue them for BILLIONS AND BILLIONS. and, fwiw, acetaminophen is used in SO MANY OTHER meds than cold & flu treatments (as I mentioned above). It's in tons of major prescription meds as well with NO other substitutes available!
As a Public Service Announcement I must tell you that itโs necessary to take the Acetaminophen with a shot of Chlorine it doesnโt take a doctor to know that Kerosene works on the same theory. Full disclosure I a not a Dr. yet but I am as close to it as the three stooges who suggested admitting you are indeed a moron is the first step.
Iโm so stoopid sorry it was not included i do hope no person was harmed during my post. ( by person any mention of me or others on this thread are indemnified from any legal actions heretowith it will be considered law by decree).
I snorted at the Lucy clip. Iโm old enough to remember that show when it was new. What a classic episode! I hope Tylenol wins big in the lawsuit. Excellent idea, Susan!
Jeff will surely comment on this in tomorrow's post but as I write, Chump is at the U.N... His speech as expected is horrific. Our national embarrassment... Now our global embarrassment. The attendees should just all get up and walk out. They donโt like it when politicians bash their predecessors. Heโs going after Biden now. What an ass. This is so embarrassing. He caked on the orange blush in abundance, too. Lying his fat ass off. All lies. Heโs mental! Heโs for certain reading what Little Goebbels Miller wrote for him. He canโt even read. What an ass. Maybe we canโt see their eyes rolling. Why arenโt they laughing at him? "Me, me, me... and more me!" Again, this is just so embarrassing.... Now heโs just rambling. Heโs mental!!!!! Now heโs shitting on the U.N. Serial sociopath and narcissist. Now heโs attacking Europe for its migration policies. And attacking the UN. And just more lies. I canโt watch anymore because they wonโt take the mic away from him. Isnโt there a time limit???!!! Even the Mayor of London is not being spared! ๐ "All these migrants spilling into European countries"โฆ Heโd just assume shoot them all. โIโm really good at this stuff!โ LMAO. What a horrific address. Heโd make a great motivational speaker! LMAO!
I caught a couple of phrases before I lunged for the remote to shut it off.
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me that this is happening. A criminal moron puppeted by a complete sociopath (Miller) is representing us in the UN and lecturing other countries on what they are doing wrong.
If I inadvertently hear his voice I immediately turn off the sound. It is unbearable to listen to him. At this point I think Miller is just trolling Trump and he's too far gone to know it.
Green energy is being criticized too...shame on Europe.. And China's windmills....being sold to all the world's suckered and losers.....(in fact I read China leads the world in green energy)
He keeps talking about how "hot" America is. In fact he's turned us into a pariah nation. It will take years to repair the damage if that's even possible. He thinks because foreign leaders see how susceptible he is to flattery that everyone loves him while they're actually laughing behind his back. And his "disappointment" over his war criminal buddy Putin makes him sound as bad as Susan Collins.
I think they didn't laugh at him this time because he is SO FUCKING FRIGHTENING. The rest of the world cannot believe how stupid and scary America is now.
Luckily I was off celebrating the Jewish New Year and missed most of it. I knew it would be a disaster. Pretty pathetic that he has to "bash" Biden to make himself seem great. Classic narcissistic behavior tho...
Hope there's a unanimous UN condemnation of the U.S.'s extrajudicial murder of Venezuelan fishermen on international waters. Everyone there knows they're looking at a war criminal among his other crimes. They all know Bolsanaro and Duterte are rotting in jail and hope Shitler is next. And I hope they all vote to recognize Palestine as an independent state.
So on the third day after his death, did Charlie Kirk rise from the dead and ascendeth into Heaven, and does he now sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Just in time to assign clouds to the newly Raptured! See? God always has a plan.
Where are the cliff notes? I canโt bear listening to nails on a chalkboard and hope that tonightโs PBS NewsHour somehow presents it in a palatable way
Searching briefly for a synopsis only to pull up a link to Fox that said the leaders of these other countries laughed at a joke he said.
A joke? This man thinks that belittling others is humorous.
He wouldnโt understand comedy if it bit him on the ass. Through the depends
Too bad three security agents didnโt walk up to the stage and push him aside and force him off stage- would love to see him struggle to get back to the podium
โbut iโm not done blabbering incoherently , let me back , help me, help me, I want my mommy!โ -
You didnโt get raptured? It was great! All my clothes blew off but that was cool because I donโt have any genitals any more. Jesus is even nicer in person than he is in the movies. We just sing all day and float on a fleecy cloud. Plus thereโs a countdown board on how long Mr Wonderful has left before he heads to his fiery Forever Home! Really, would recommend. I donโt even miss the old frank and beans!
The orange pedophilic sadist routinely the words "I feel (x,y,x)" regarding facts. I can't remember ever hearing him say "I THINK" about facts -- or really about anything. Guess that's because he doesn't. Think, that is.
1. Hey, itโs still early, the rapture could still happen. Maybe it depends on what coast youโre on. ๐
2. Iโm not trusting any of the three stooges of the medical apocalypse. Iโll listen to the new alliances that have formed to combat their stupidity and weird science.
The chances of the Rapture happening are equal to that of Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. Shitler and his cultists probably think they can berate and bully their god into making it happen though.
Oh, Weird Science. Remember that "She blinded me with science" song? There is so much strange stuff secreted away in my brain. Anyway, just another woman being blamed for something she did not do.
I could spend my entire day listening to Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen. But to be fair, Donny did give pregnant women permission to take Tylenol, IF they have a high fever that they canโt โtough out.โ So ladies, try to tough out that 104ยฐ temp when youโre pregnant. We all know how good that is for a fetus. ๐ And while youโre at it, belly up to the bar and light a cigarette.
My husband just told me that Autism was identified in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1955. As with most things Rethuglican -- the math ain't mathin'.
It is simply ridiculous, but 2 idiots with no medical or scientific training whatsoever are practicing medicine without a license. And Dr. Oz - chairman of the department of snake oil is standing by for moral support. I don't pray, but if I did, it would be for an asteroid, at this point.
My husband saw the picture of the three of them, and said "Is that Dr. Oz back there? What's he doing standing there with him?" I had the sad task of informing spouse that Oz is in charge of Medicare and Medicaid.
He needed to take some extra strength acetaminophen after that. Don't worry, he's not pregnant.
Well Jeff we see today that Donald really hates his job, the job of โa long and brutal slogโโฆ. Itโs called governingโฆ..This guy has to be the laziest person in America, heโs giving me a headache and now old doc Trump says my Tylenol is terribleโฆ OTโฆ Another point about CK circulating today and that is CK is โthe second comingโโฆ Iโm ready to be Raptured with all this insanityโฆBest to All
I am not a lawyer, and 90% of everything on social media is wrong, but I did see a post somewere that explained how Tylenol can't sue because govt officials have of some kind of immunity. but maybe a REAL lawyer can jump in here and explain it properly
At least 1 of the laws that makes it hard to sue federal employees is the Westfield Act. Itโs the rabbit Bill Barr pulled out of his hat to try to kill E Jean Carrollโs lawsuit. It protects them for acts they take as part of their official duties. But the courts ruled that defaming Carroll was not an official act. & then, despite Roy Cohnโs best efforts, Trump never learned Shut the Fuck Up Friday & he kept defaming Carroll after he was out of office.
But if Tylenol sales take the hit that we expect, Kevnueโs (current owner of Tylenol, spun off from Johnson & Johnson) corporate lawyers are going to be looking for other avenues to sue. The 5th Amendment could be an option (illegal taking), violation of the Administrative Procedures Act (thatโs being used a lot) is another. Since whoever comes up with something successful will be looking at a big bonus, Iโd expect them to get creative.
Why not just file a lawsuit, anyway? It's what Donnie Demento does. When was the last time his lawyers filed anything even marginally resembling an actual case based upon real law--instead of a FEELING.
As the parent and aunt of several 20 somethings, I can see the way that myths get spread and soon they will all be afraid to use Tylenol during pregnancy. However, I can fight back by saying this is not true, Tylenol is fine, but I would like to nip this in the bud before it gets out there. Once these things get out there people are going to want to "err on the side of caution." That is the problem with this kind of pronouncement. I have noticed a lot of Gen Zers who do not like Trump accepting things he says as true.
I am having Covid deja vu from the whole nightmare.
I live on Tylenol. Don't get between me and my meds! In case you missed it, the Rapture is supposed to happen today. TODAY. I'm thinking about arranging clothing in the park to look like someone was sucked up into the clouds. Maybe a few outfits to indicate a group. Sorry, idiots. Gonna be a heartache tonight. Btw, I wrote a book on American snake oil, and I've had email exchanges with Dr. Paul Offitt, the leading expert on vaccines. The connection between vaccines and autism has been disproven in double blind study after study. It's a stupid, fucking myth and it's hurting people. RFKjr needs a case of flesh-eating bacteria to take care of the worm in his brain.
HAHAH!!! Do it and take pictures. Thats a marvelous idea! ๐๐
I, an actual doctor, have done many years of clinical pharmaceutical research. I have noted that almost all children with autism drank milk during their first year of life. Therefore, milk causes autism. And that ladies and gentlemen has as much credibility as the link between Tylenol and autism. Trump and Kennedy have no idea how research is done, and the stable genius should learn how to pronounce acetaminophen before making a further fool of himself in public. Itโs not that hard.
Rand Paul was an ophthalmologist. I,as a gastroenterologist, have seen the results of some of his surgeries hooking the optic nerve up to the anus, giving the patients a shitty outlook on life.
I, as the holder of a DDS degree, believe that the overwhelming majority of those afflicted by autism have teeth, so therefore having specialized calcified masticatory structures embedded in the maxillary and mandibular bone causes autism.
Well, that's been pretty obvious for awhile now. /s
Everybody knows that. It's just science.
So toothless MAGAts are naturally immune?
Love this post, Doc! As a nurse, I have seen some doozies in my time, but to see some of the "learned people of medicine" on the 'right' makes me scared for citizens out there who know no better.
OMG ! My four kids have been drinking milk all of their lives, as well as my grands and great grands ! We need to ask the stable genius what should be substituted. ๐ฅน๐๐
He should try the milk of human kindness, for the first time in his nasty unfeeling life
The apple doesnโt fall far from the tree.
And the horseshit doesnโt fall far from the horseโs ass
Raw milk is the answer if u ask Bobby Brainworms.
Ya mean there is actually a scientific method? (hahahahaha)
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It should be noted that Rand Paulโs โBoard Certificationโ was from a board of six, one of whom was Rand Paul.
OMG! Thank you! I sooo needed this laugh. ๐ฅฐ๐คฃ๐ฅฐ
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Ann gets double credit for making fun on Rosh Hashanah.
YES - I love that idea. AS does Jeff whose entire post today nearly had me peeing. After yesterday's spitting out my tea debacle, I was extra careful, however. I'm assuming he's saving the orange fuckwit's groping of CK's widow and her snuggling into him (vomit inducing viewing) for tomorrow? THEN kankles tried his stupid little 'dance' to 'America' while she gave a HUGE smile. Melania's lamp was MIA. Perhaps I'm wrong, but it sure doesn't sound too much like poor Charlie's being missed all that much. SHE was 'Miss Arizona' during frump's ownership of the Miss Universe contest! AND Kirk's daddy was all involved with the construction of 'trump tower'? How deep does this weirdness go, is MY question.
I did? My rabbi would be appalled. Oh. ON Rosh Hashana. I thought you said OF Rosh Hashana. Hashtag reading comprehension.
I want a t-shirt!
I really want to!
Ann, be sure to put rainbows on all the Raptured clothes. Heads will explode.
Thank you for putting this out there. Plotkin and Hoetz (both Offitt contemporaries) did similar research. And they indicated much the same thing.
But how can the Rapture (I first wrote "Rupture" lol) happen today? All the Jews are not in Israel. That has to happen first. I think you got some misinformation. Having said that, I LOVE your idea! I don't think that people go "up" naked, though.
But "they" do! I just watched a series of TikTok clips of evangelical idiots giving serious advice to women about things like how to avoid the embarrassment of leaving behind dirty, torn or ugly underwear -- time to buy some new ones!
Why are evangelicals pathologically obsessed with womenโs underwear? Good lord, you canโt even dress for the Rapture without some godbag nagging you like theyโll be personally mortified if youโre in a car wreck and it gets out that you were wearing torn or mismatched undergarments.
Godbag? I love that. I'm stealing it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That's a keeper! Jeff should do a book of words mined from his site. He could make a gazillion
And why is it never about xtian menโs under panties??? We know the LDS got it covered but where do they stand on the rapture? No worries, they are assured of their own planets and multiple wives.
There are cute stories about menโs underwear to engage MAGA. I made the mistake of tossing a three-pack of briefs into the grocery cart for my early-reading oldest. He stretched the elastic menacingly toward me and complained, โThese arenโt Jockeys like Daddyโs, these are Hanes!โ Oh, wait. Not sure MAGA could read their own waistbands.
MAGA remain obsessed with everyoneโs genitalia and elimination, separately and together. Iโve responded that the only men Iโve ever seen in restrooms were escorting little daughters, and everyone cooed and let them jump the line. They change the subject. The trans woman I know best shrewdly advised me to buy the Ferragamo pumps that were my best shoes for two decades. Ask, โWho do you know whoโs trans?โ MAGA punt, ask me to define a woman. Theyโre all armed with bananas at any Democratsโ war of wits.
methinks in case more of them have Nancymacedisease: that of poking around in women's underwear to be SURE they have the proper set of genitals. While 'down there' one's underwear likely gets gossiped about as well, especially if you're 'clutching her pearls' nancy who values these things.
I am sorely disappointed each time a rapture is predicted and at the end of that day they are all still here. ๐
As am I.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFS ๐คฆโโ๏ธ They need to get a life.
OMG! That is hysterically funny. Those old Pedos want to be sure you look good when they fondle you.
Several times as a child I woke up and all my family was gone for hours and left no notes. We had no cell phones then. I was terrified iโd been โleft behindโ. Some PTSD there. Fuck โem.
Where were they? Sounds scary for you.
Out shopping, whatever. I was the youngest, oh just leave her behind. Often when we were traveling and staying with relatives. Differences groups would go out and i was just forgotten, in a strange house, strange neighborhood, strange city. Once in my auntโs old house that made creepy noises like footsteps up stairs or on the stairs. I was terrified. Even sitting on the front porch i was afraid to sit with my back to the windows. Scary inside and outside. The neighbors were all gone, or kids that wandered around looking rough and tough. One scared little girl, imagining the rapture left me behind for 1,000 years with pagan people of the devil. Yep. The put the fun in Fundamentalist teaching. Weirdly, my abusive older sisterโs favorite books are the โLeft Behindโ series. She used to hide under my bed snd grab my ankles, or jump on me when I was asleep to scare me. She carried this, and worse, into adulthood life. When I was 12 i got my own bedroom, my fortress but there was no respecting boundaries by my parents either.
What an absolutely NIGHTMARE. Of course (tragically) you have PTSD. Are you able to have at least a decent life? [My secretary gave me the first book in that series. She had a truly beautiful soul -- but was so easily terrified. She wanted to make sure that I knew what would happen to me if I didn't do the right things. It was out of kindness. I felt so sorry for her, living in fear.]
According to the poorly drawn illustrations in my 2nd grade Baltimore Catechism we have no need of clothes or shame on judgement day. Is that same as rapture? Happily imaging the Segal art of empty clothes gracing park benches, empty cars, etc.
great art project! where's my plaster in the basement??
Thatโs the spirit!
Team up with Christo: He provides the Running Fence, Lynn the plaster clothing.
Wouldnโt that be a dream to see again?!
Thereโs no shame left for the rest of us after Cardinal Dolan used it all up on Faux and Fiends ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Actually what it causes is a splitting of the timeline. In the other world there are a bunch of embarrassed naked evangelicals wondering why everybody else got raptured and they were left behind.
Aha! Thank you for this very important information.
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My mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. I have autism. I'm so sure it's the Tylenol and not in any way related to how heavily she smoked back then. Or space aliens. Maybe it was caused by space aliens. They shot Jewish Alien Space Lasers into my head. It's as good a theory as anything else Bobby Brainworm can come up with.
My husbandสปs father (born in 1926) was clearly on the autism spectrum. His mother must have time travelled forward to get ahold of some Tylenol.
My mother's drug of choice was martinis. She had 9 kids. It was a Catholic requirement in those days. I'm ok....I think.
Your differential diagnosis is better than theirs.
The Book of Revelations was written by a guy tripping on shrooms
For real for realโฆ
Lovely thoughts Ann, arranged clothing in the park might be helpful for those in need, as well as the Rapture tosspots!
That's exactly what I was thinking. An open air goodwill center. Everything free. Homeless people will appreciate it. That is before they get euthanized. It would be nice if they were dressed for the occasion. Oh wait. Not today? Dang. Maybe next time.
Well, I just hope the homeless are wearing Victoria's Secret when they get euthanized. Not to offend God and all.
"That is before they get euthanized." Hearing that CHILLED ME TO THE BONE.
speaking of....did anyone else notice that fuckwit Kilmeade (and I also question the origin of THAT name as well, y'know?) NEVER 'nopologized' for his 'just kill 'em' tossed-off remark AFTER his eagerly expressed need to give LETHAL INJECTIONS to homeless people! Of course WE all know this dumbfuck is looking down his horrid nose visualizing some poor bag-of-bones drunk lying on a grate looking scarcely human and certainly not the Mother - beaten by her husband/domestic partner who RAN with her children, can't find a suitable shelter where her kids will be safe from predation OR the countless war hero/veterans who end up on our streets precisely due to the very same brain injuries caused by the fucking weapons frump dismissed as 'little headaches'! I was and am still so sickened by that I still want to meet that weasel and deck him - the first time ever I'd raise my hands to another human. I'd even give up my chance to smack the LIES out of frump to get to do it to Kil-meade.
He did, actually, give a lame sorta kinda apology
I think the end of the world, or a rapture, or whatever new name they come up with has already been predicted many times and then not happened on said predicted date without the loss of any adherents. They just re-roll that magic crystal ball and come up with an excuse as to why it didnโt happen.
Yes, many times
The worm died. Really.
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His brain killed it.
It's already tomorrow in a lot of the world. No rapture. Or is that strictly an American phenomenon?
That's a great point. My understanding is that the Rapture is pretty much an American evangelical thing, which shows us how provincial they are. Jesus, the second coming, the Rapture, the Constitution and America are mushed into one crazy pants ideology.
AND they even have a 'book' for that! Look how prescient the fuckwit was! He mushed the buybull, the Constitution, the Pledge? the Declaration of Independence (I think) and whatever else he imagined would be 'appropriate for a speshul frump buybull') had it wrapped in fake leather (at least it isn't the skin of the disappeared as no doubt nosferatu mcgoebbels would have undoubtedly preferred, that fucking nazi! - then sold it to his 'faithful'. They're all believers since the orange dunce is now their chosen god/fuckwit. In this upside-down world, there must've been a MASSIVE earthquake which shook loose whatever few marbles were left inside their empty heads.
FOTFLMAO!!! Yes, you're right. Only Americans get to go. But you have to be a repugnicant (in case you didn't know that).
MAGA actually mean "Rupture." Load-up on those trusses.
Fantastic! ๐๐๐!!!
make sure you have clean underwear, iโm hearing
I heard the same.
omg thank you for this lolololol
I love it, Anne! The mischief of leaving clothing in the park! I would add a pair of spectacles and perhaps a book and a lawn chair. Fabulous idea!
I donโt know who came up with the saying, โthe stupid, it hurts,โ but I sure have been fucking feeling it these past 200+ days of this confederacy of demon dunces.
Maybe the flesh-eating bacteria could just take care of RFK Jr, and let the worm work instead. It'll do a much better job!
For anyone who thinks the Democrats are on our side in this case (as well as every other case), I would like to point out that, indeed, they are not. Well, not all of them in unity, as you would expect.
95 Democrats voted to HONOR Charlie Kirk.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-democratic-spineless-fear-makes
Also Uncle Jeff as an Autistic person who's mother NEVER took Tylenol (I grew up in Europe), I can attest that RFK Jr. is indeed a fucking liar.
Autism was identified in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1955. How do those fkers square that?
MAGAts aren't good at math. They're waiting for drug prices to drop 1500%.
OBVIOUSLY--time travel. I'm sure RatFuck Kennedy invented it: it's the real story behind the dead bear.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
They donโt like idiots
I'll say nothing here about Charlie Kirk. Dude's dead and we don't know why yet.
I will say, however, that the grand parade of Democrat spinelessness and uselessness is definitely serving the country's purposes during these trying times. If it were at all ambiguous about whether they should be supported as a defense against fascism in America, the parade is laying that myth to rest. The entire Congress is a League of Flatworms, the party matters not.
Either a party with the name, say, of Fuck Their Shit Up All To Hell does *not* arise now, coalescing around *fighters*, then we'll just get more and more MAGA and Trump. The country will become ungovernable.
Interesting thought George. Itโs rather obvious to me that Epstein has disappeared off MAGA radar, since Kirkโs death, providing one hell of a distraction for our feckless leader!
Meh. It was Epstein Epstein Epstein! Boring! Fake news!
YES, key phrase โโฆand we donโt know why yet.โ Enter Greek Chorus.
โ(โขห_หโข)โโ BRILLIANT!
"The entire Congress is a League of Flatworms, the party matters not."
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We moms were only given permission to give Tylenol to our kids in around (very approx; i'm using my own memory) 1990 or 95 ish. It's recent to use the stuff on babies after they get their shots. If you listen to the women (where have we heard that), you know that for many ppl the shots are associated with a sudden health event in some kids. At least the R team is looking at what causes it instead of ridiculing THE WOMEN.
Im autistic, 53 years old, and none of the environmental factors that you would imagine or think about were things I had contact with. I grew up on what you would call an Organic farm, and I was raised by Druids.
Sorry, Wendy. We have established that Autism is caused by ingestion of milk during childhood. /s
Thereโs no way RFK Jr + Dr Cheeto are going to point the finger at Druids as being the cause of autism. How about pointing to those waxy โmilk bottleโ candies with mysterious liquid inside? That would be my highly unscientific choice.
They are not "looking into the cause of autism". They are declaring they have the answer. They are ridiculing women by thinking WOMEN don't know they are shoveling BS.
Maybe they should look into the cause of brain worms
I remember giving our kids Liquiprin - liquid aspirin - after their vaccine shots, as recommended by our pediatrician. (Kids were born 1968-1974 - pre-Tylenol.)
Autism was first differentiated from schizophrenia as a distinct disorder around 1911, I believe. Decades before Tylenol entered the marketplace. Trump's focus on pregnant women is no doubt driven by his sadism and misogyny -- he wants women to suffer when they're most vulnerable.
Let us not overlook his footnote to his medical advice (by the way, isn't practicing medicine without a license yet another law he's breaking?), that women with fevers should "tough it out."
Ummmmmmmmmm. Now let's check the factual, for-real studies showing that a high fever during pregnancy can damage the fetus, cause miscarriages, and lead to the danger of high blood pressure..........
I myself have a feeling that using Tylenol RELEASES THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Could we all just go to taking Willow Bark / FeverFew combos to treat people the same way that Tylenol does, and in a natural way. Willow Bark's primary component Salicin is the basis for modern aspirin.
CAN we all just go back to not being triggered by idiotic ideas about the most benign pain reliever on the market and not panicking those people who RELY on it (contained in their migraine and other meds - such as my husband and myself)? My doctor cautions me about just how much is a 'safe' daily amount and I comply (and try to keep hubby complying). First they came for the Fiorinal (which worked for migraineurs). We adapted since neither of us can use Aspirin OR NSAIDS in any form. So, Fioricet it is. The 'cet' in any drug's name denotes A-Cet-aminophen (tylenol, for those unaware). It took my Neurologist (now the head of Neurology at 2 hospitals out here so was forced to give up seeing individual patients) working with me for over 2 years to come up with a fine-tuned combination of Fioricet and Topamax (normally used for epilepsy) as a preventive for my severe migraines (he believes some of mine might be cluster headaches as well - mostly suffered by men). If not for that Neuro I wouldn't still be here AND functioning. The last attorney I worked with suffered from those. Sadly, he was an Orthodox Jewish man who'd fast, refusing to eat even when breaking his fast would bring on those brutally painful headaches. He'd go to Temple every day in NYC then leave after a full day's work for his home UpState NY. For reference, many men have committed suicide due to THAT level of unabated brain pain. He hired ME, a decidedly NOT Jewish girl to work with him precisely because I understood his predicament and could always step in for him during his absences, and always knew when he was in the throes of 'one of those'. It takes one to recognize another.
We also lived in a world of leaded gasoline and paint. Not optimal, but here we are.
Pretty soon, Iโm going to start sounding like the four Yorkshiremen bit from Monty Python. โWe had to lick the road cleanโ
I love that skit so much! My husband and I parrot some of the lines: โ. . . with our tonguesโ, pointing at them. โLuxury!โ โWe would have loved to live in a hole in the road!โ
Dear Random, I heard that you can turn into a pedophile like TRUMP and EPSTEIN because itโs IN THE EPSTEIN FILES yapping about Tylenol doesnโt cause it.
Your point is very well taken. In the words of our Lord and Savior, Uncle Jeff:
the cause of autism is clearly RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Everyone else can stfu because George has already found the true answer and nobody had to be ruptured to find out.
(response to Random Human) The "R team" is not doing ANY research into the causes of autism. They are only misinterpreting reports of actual scientifically designed studies on the association of autism diagnosis to prenatal use of acetaminophen. Those results are unambiguously inconclusive. No statistically significant increase when studies were conducted and analyzed objectively. RFK Nutball is bringing this connection, as well as his Nutball vaccine connections, straight out of his imagination. Needless to say, the mental dwarf trump will believe anything that anybody he likes tells him, so he's backing Nutball RFK. After all, trump has a 'feeling'! And by the way, this whole discussion is about PRENATAL use of Tylenol, not use in babies.
https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/media-claims-no-science-linking-tylenol-autism-studies-major-medical-institutions-raise-red-flags/?utm_source=cc&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=defender&utm_id=20250923 This article links to many studies showing connections with tylenol and health problems.
I appreciate the links. These meta analyses (often including studies with very different protocols and questionnaire methods) remain inconclusive. Inconclusive means no discernible association. The largest, and most regimented, the Swedish report following nearly 2.5 million babies born over a 20 year period, with questionnaires of each mother at different points in their pregnancies regarding medication use, showed that overall autism spectrum followups on the children were either .09% (less than one per one thousand children) higher with any reported acetaminophen use, trimester dependent, or 0% when siblings of the children were included. That matters because, IF there is any genetic or epigenetic cause of autism spectrum (it's still most likely a neuronal development issue in the embryo), then their siblings would be more likely to also be diagnosed as on that autism spectrum. And that seemed to be the case in the study.
https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/tylenol-lawsuits-acetaminophen-pregnancy-autism-adhd/ There are lawsuits underway.
"The growing number of lawsuits has captured the attention of renowned consumer advocate Erin Brockovich, spokeswoman for Autism Justice, who launched a project to help mothers sue the manufacturers and retailers of acetaminophen products.
โMy work and working with these women is getting the voices of them and their concerns for their children heard when we have science, and it feels like itโs being suppressed or concealed once again,โ Brockovich said in an interview with NewsNation."
how many kids? WHERE are these actual women promoting these 'sudden health events'? OR is far more likely a 'passed on from' communities such as Amish or Orthodox Jewish ones who have NEVER believed in vaccines - and glommed onto by magats and bobby brainworm who knows ZERO about medicine or science because: 'Covid'? NOW we have a return of Polio, Smallpox, Measles, ALL of which are causing tremendous harm including loss of life and lifelong damage to children when these awful diseases were either under control or ERADICATED!
https://live.childrenshealthdefense.org/chd-tv/events/vaxxed-stories/vaxxed-i-was-extremely-pro-vaccine/
Sorry, none of this changes my mind. MY personal story is just as valid and I've watched helplessly as people I love died horribly of Covid. A MILLION AMERICANS DIED! I've also watched someone I knew (a musician) wither and die SO painfully from the return of Polio which is now back because of this idiotic administration. When we have Measles outbreaks which could have been prevented AND Polio AND SmallPox which we'd almost fully eradicated, double blind studies by real doctors and real scientists make far more sense to me about drug safety. THEY pulled the 'morning after' pill off the market for their pseudo-'religious' reasons despite it having a LONG history of safety/efficacy YET kept (still keep) Viagra, Cialis and all of its other generics happily available because of course they do.
Ah so your experience matters but theirs does not. Nice. My point is, something is going on w vax ingredients and ppl are reporting experience and being ridiculed. One team is hearing them; the other team dismisses them. One team gets their votes; the other team does not. One team is run by a lunatic and for some reason that's the team listening to these ppl and unfortunately, gathering their votes.
You are part of an army that has been trained to fight on the side of disease against the human species.
ExCUSE me, but where exactly did I write that 'my experience matters but theirs does not'? I WROTE that 'MY personal story is JUST AS VALID' and you chose to MIS and RE-interpret my words. THIS is why I believe in Science and the REAL Doctors who've spent decades fighting to save ALL of our lives. Kindly do not respond back to me: I'm exhausted enough by bobby brainworm and his total lack of any medical knowledge getting to dictate MY fucking healthcare and now the orange bloviator deciding that he'll declare a medicine I rely on off limits 'because he has a 'feeling'. He won't stop at pregnant women even though he hates them most of all. I am not your foe OR the target for all of your anti-vaxx ire. Join HIS team, stand on your own soapbox but don't expect those of us who've had lives saved by vaccines or medicines to join you.
https://live.childrenshealthdefense.org/chd-tv/events/vaxxed-stories/vaxxed-healthy-triples-all-show-signs-autism-within-hours-vaccination/?utm_source=cc&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=chdtv&utm_id=20250924 Lots of stories in here, including nurses and families who were just following the shots schedules but regret it.
The problem is there's no alternative unless you move to like Uruguay.
You can just ignore dumbfuck and his cadre of butt-snorkelers and move on. I had to go pick up two prescriptions today at a CVS. In Texas. They were offering flu shots, Shingrix (for shingles), COVID-19 shots, etc. (The same thing was offered at the doctor Monday.) There was signage about this. The actual doctors outweigh the idiots spewing this dipshitery. America is too big and diverse to outlaw smart people. They are really, really trying, and like everything else they do, they are failing miserably. Remember, Judge Boxwine couldn't even prosecute a ham sandwich. And that's our saving grace. They are evil motherfuckers, but they are really tipping the scales on the ol' incompetence-o-meter.
That's the one thing that gives me hope. Incompetence on an epic scale!
Doctors arenโt going to tell preggies not to take Tylenol- they are not stupid , and will dismiss this claptrap bullshit as malarkey, as it definitely is.
Exactly: frump 'has a feeling'. Doesn't anyone on the 'blame or ban tylenol' wagon remember when the orange fuckwit literally promoted 'isn't there a way we can use bleach - like a cleansing, inside - the lungs, perhaps'? AS the female Doctor whose name I should NOT have blanked sat there looking poleaxed by his utter stupidity?!
Dr. Brix. I remember a poster at the time saying of the video of her "You can see the moment when her soul leaves her body..."
THAT's Her! Thank you Robert! I hate when I forget a name (usually remember it immediately after, but hers I couldn't). A truer statement hasn't yet been made of that moment - yet all the magats could do is attack/turn on Dr. Fauci who devoted his entire life saving lives (a Brooklyn boy who grew up not so far away from where I did) because he struggled to hide a smile tugging at his lips upon hearing the incredible STUPIDITY coming out of frump's mouth.
Thank you! Our Doctor's PA called to remind us of our flu shots and when I asked IF I could get my Covid update at the same time did not hesitate to say 'of course'. We've both been vaccinated and updated ever since his 2 run-ins with covid being transmitted TO him while in-hospital for other reasons. Since then we've both been careful, vaccinated and absolutely fine - intend to stay that way.
You could roll a blunt, I suppose.
Sadly I had to give it up, I'm one of the freaks that it makes my BP go up instead of down...
Run fast, itโs on my list and so is Peru not as a tourist.
Just an aside, pot is completely legal in Uruguay...
Call it what it is - eugenics. Three white men (two of those curiously like to discolor their skin to make it darker, not exactly on brand for Nazis but ok) stand in front of a podium in an attempt to lecture WOMEN about taking something for their pain that results in birthing what they determine to be inferior human beings. This is next level diabolical shit. I hope I am alive long enough to see them punished in the most severe ways possible for crimes against humanity.
Hell yes, eliza. Punish them all.
Dump ordering pregnant women experiencing pain or a fever to just โtough it outโ makes me want to spit nails. Who the fck does he think he is??? Dumbo apparently doesnโt know that having a high fever during pregnancy can harm the fetus!
Remember from history the Know Nothing party? I think they have reemerged as Magats.
Haha! Spot on, arne! ๐๐ผ
But, those Bone spurs!! ๐ฑ
It's weird that they want to dye themselves brown. Isn't white right?
Nazis would never accept โDr.Ozโ - heโs not โpureโ โฆ Kennedy is Irish, so they spit on them too.
"โConstance Goodwyfe looked at me funny and I gave birth to a rabbit โ and the rabbit had an autism.โ" STOPPPPPP! ๐๐๐๐๐
And why is Bobby standing like that? JFC. Whatta weirdo. And that Lucy clip is perfect!
Now...how much will Tylenol get in the coming lawsuit???? ๐ค
Hee hee, Susan! This is one of Jeffโs best rants. Here's my fave line:
โDonny stood up in front of the world and announced that if youโre preggers, and you take Tylenol while you have a bun in the oven, that bun is going to slide out with a bad case of the autisms.โ Omg, snort! ๐๐๐
I personally look forward to the massive joint lawsuit filed by Tylenol maker Kenvue, plus all the other manufacturers who use acetaminophen in their 200+ cold and flu products.
Honest to god, Jeff is brilliant. I need this column and all the community here in my life! Gives me hope.
Same!! I'm supposed to be clearing out my Dad's sold house, but boxes of rusty wrenches and classic 1970s Playboy calenders can wait while I get my daily dose of Uncle Jeff and the Jeffites. ๐
JTFR - those 'old' Playboys are (for some reason I don't question) worth bucks on EBay - if that's your wont. The magazines as well, MOST especially the first one with Marilyn Monroe on the cover. (Hubby had a few before we married and tossed them some years ago before I saw the 'looking fors' on EBay)
Yeah, they probably are. The question is, do I want to drag them all home and spend time listing them. Getting rid of "stuff" is exhausting. ๐ซฉ
I didn't realize they weren't in your own home. So, yes: That is difficult. I'm in the same predicament - now dealing with OUR years of 'stuff' as well as my husband's parents accumulated years of their 'stuff' which I ran out of time to dispose of some time back on top of it. I'm so exhausted. There are local advertisers who will take all 'junk' from inside and outside homes, ensuring that what they can't use will be properly recycled, but my problem is that I would still have to sort and separate. At the moment my arthritic hands/wrists are simply not up to that task.
He truly is! ๐ Every time I think Iโve read Jeffโs funniest post, he tops himself. Todayโs was comedic gold. Blessings to Jeff, Mrs. Spouse and the wonderful community here! You make my life so much better, every day. ๐ซถ๐ผ
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Canโt wait for tomorrowโs take on the UN meltdown. Though it would be nice to give Jeff a day off.
Oh, me too! The felon said: "All your countries are going to hell"
Certifiably insane. And the Republicans have done nothing to stop it.
Holy crap. ๐คจ The UN audience should have walked out! I mean, cโmon. Get your antifa on! You are not required to take Twitlerโs abuse.
I honestly thought they would walk out. I couldnโt believe they listened to him for an entire hour and he repeated himself over and over. Darkest demon shit. Heโs so far gone.
the UN reps should have stoned him - or, sans stones, thrown their shoes at him! Imagine him trying to dodge a RAIN of shoes coming at his precious 'hair', lolololol. At least Georgie was pretty nimble on HIS feet.
They haven't stopped it because it is in their interest to entertain the masses. Remember the Roman circus? Same principle, and you know how that worked out.
Right. The gajillionaires are sitting back and watching us fight with each other.
They're also certifiable.๐๐
It would be nice to give us ALL a day off from this insanity, but it ain't gonna happen for a looooooong time.
I literally didnโt know about the โpost WW2 scientist shoppingโโฆ wow
Yes, the Nazis loved their scientists... just not the Jewish ones. That's how we got Einstein.
It was called "Operation Paper Clip".
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To be fair, I might have known it at some point - but I had to throw out a bunch of stuff in my head to make room for the unprecedented bullsh*t of the last 10 years or so
Agree!
Please, please, let them file tomorrow.
MY feelings exactly. I hope they sue them for BILLIONS AND BILLIONS. and, fwiw, acetaminophen is used in SO MANY OTHER meds than cold & flu treatments (as I mentioned above). It's in tons of major prescription meds as well with NO other substitutes available!
Why oh why.
I feel an attack of the autisms coming on. Quick! Release the Epstein Files to cure me. Because I have a feeling that will do it.
As a Public Service Announcement I must tell you that itโs necessary to take the Acetaminophen with a shot of Chlorine it doesnโt take a doctor to know that Kerosene works on the same theory. Full disclosure I a not a Dr. yet but I am as close to it as the three stooges who suggested admitting you are indeed a moron is the first step.
Don't forget about the insertion of a light into a strategic location on the body. Should be done prior to the consumption of Clorax.
Iโm so stoopid sorry it was not included i do hope no person was harmed during my post. ( by person any mention of me or others on this thread are indemnified from any legal actions heretowith it will be considered law by decree).
Right on, brother! ๐๐๐ผ
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I snorted at the Lucy clip. Iโm old enough to remember that show when it was new. What a classic episode! I hope Tylenol wins big in the lawsuit. Excellent idea, Susan!
Here you go โฆ enjoy! https://youtu.be/ip-TuIXMS70
Hereโs the rest โฆ https://youtu.be/6x4Uk7qWRR8
Thank you, Punkette!
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He stands like that cause his suit is too small!
Good point! Heโs such a weirdo.
Vitameatavegimin! That explains everything! ๐๐๐
Wasnโt that the best!!! ๐๐๐
Jeff will surely comment on this in tomorrow's post but as I write, Chump is at the U.N... His speech as expected is horrific. Our national embarrassment... Now our global embarrassment. The attendees should just all get up and walk out. They donโt like it when politicians bash their predecessors. Heโs going after Biden now. What an ass. This is so embarrassing. He caked on the orange blush in abundance, too. Lying his fat ass off. All lies. Heโs mental! Heโs for certain reading what Little Goebbels Miller wrote for him. He canโt even read. What an ass. Maybe we canโt see their eyes rolling. Why arenโt they laughing at him? "Me, me, me... and more me!" Again, this is just so embarrassing.... Now heโs just rambling. Heโs mental!!!!! Now heโs shitting on the U.N. Serial sociopath and narcissist. Now heโs attacking Europe for its migration policies. And attacking the UN. And just more lies. I canโt watch anymore because they wonโt take the mic away from him. Isnโt there a time limit???!!! Even the Mayor of London is not being spared! ๐ "All these migrants spilling into European countries"โฆ Heโd just assume shoot them all. โIโm really good at this stuff!โ LMAO. What a horrific address. Heโd make a great motivational speaker! LMAO!
I caught a couple of phrases before I lunged for the remote to shut it off.
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me that this is happening. A criminal moron puppeted by a complete sociopath (Miller) is representing us in the UN and lecturing other countries on what they are doing wrong.
I refuse to watch any of his dumb ass speeches
If I inadvertently hear his voice I immediately turn off the sound. It is unbearable to listen to him. At this point I think Miller is just trolling Trump and he's too far gone to know it.
Green energy is being criticized too...shame on Europe.. And China's windmills....being sold to all the world's suckered and losers.....(in fact I read China leads the world in green energy)
Who knew that renewable energy is now our greatest threat!? ๐
Next EO will be to label it a domestic terrorist group.
This just in from ANTIFA headquarters: we don't exist.
Good one!
In just eight months, President Trump has secured a jillion dollars of new investment and reduced crime by infinity percent. Eat that, libs.
- @atrupar.bsky.social
Yes, but has he talked about sharks and boat batteries yet?
Give it time... the speech is still young!
He keeps talking about how "hot" America is. In fact he's turned us into a pariah nation. It will take years to repair the damage if that's even possible. He thinks because foreign leaders see how susceptible he is to flattery that everyone loves him while they're actually laughing behind his back. And his "disappointment" over his war criminal buddy Putin makes him sound as bad as Susan Collins.
I think they didn't laugh at him this time because he is SO FUCKING FRIGHTENING. The rest of the world cannot believe how stupid and scary America is now.
Luckily I was off celebrating the Jewish New Year and missed most of it. I knew it would be a disaster. Pretty pathetic that he has to "bash" Biden to make himself seem great. Classic narcissistic behavior tho...
I hope Biden is relishing the fact that he continues to rent space in LDFFโs head!
Hope there's a unanimous UN condemnation of the U.S.'s extrajudicial murder of Venezuelan fishermen on international waters. Everyone there knows they're looking at a war criminal among his other crimes. They all know Bolsanaro and Duterte are rotting in jail and hope Shitler is next. And I hope they all vote to recognize Palestine as an independent state.
The martyr fest continues. Unfortunately, at our expense.
Hey, isnโt that rapture thingy supposed to happen three days after or is my math off?
So on the third day after his death, did Charlie Kirk rise from the dead and ascendeth into Heaven, and does he now sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Just in time to assign clouds to the newly Raptured! See? God always has a plan.
Assign clouds ๐๐๐
Black clouds for the Black people...
Are Marsha Blackburn and Brother Holy Mike Johnson still here?
If they are, I am going to be soooo disappointed. When is the next Rapture scheduled?
They should all walk out, sadly, that kind of integrity doesn't exist.
Where are the cliff notes? I canโt bear listening to nails on a chalkboard and hope that tonightโs PBS NewsHour somehow presents it in a palatable way
Searching briefly for a synopsis only to pull up a link to Fox that said the leaders of these other countries laughed at a joke he said.
A joke? This man thinks that belittling others is humorous.
He wouldnโt understand comedy if it bit him on the ass. Through the depends
Too bad three security agents didnโt walk up to the stage and push him aside and force him off stage- would love to see him struggle to get back to the podium
โbut iโm not done blabbering incoherently , let me back , help me, help me, I want my mommy!โ -
Tylenol.
Nice try.
Release the Epstein files.
That was the best comment yet. ๐
๐๐ผThat might be my sign at the next No Kings.
You didnโt get raptured? It was great! All my clothes blew off but that was cool because I donโt have any genitals any more. Jesus is even nicer in person than he is in the movies. We just sing all day and float on a fleecy cloud. Plus thereโs a countdown board on how long Mr Wonderful has left before he heads to his fiery Forever Home! Really, would recommend. I donโt even miss the old frank and beans!
I chose to rapture with Blondie.
RAAAAPTUUUURE!!!!๐
Lol, snort! ๐ Thanks, Richard. I needed this today!
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OMG, Richard. I am LMAO!!! Tears are streaming! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Thank you so much!!!
Good drugs?
Just the usual jardiance and metaprolol
FOTF!!!
Thanks Dr. Cankles, but I'll take my medical advice from a trained doctor who is not a convicted felon and pedophile.
The orange pedophilic sadist routinely the words "I feel (x,y,x)" regarding facts. I can't remember ever hearing him say "I THINK" about facts -- or really about anything. Guess that's because he doesn't. Think, that is.
Son of a crackhead, I opened my door hoping half the neighborhood would be gone.
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Lolololol
1. Hey, itโs still early, the rapture could still happen. Maybe it depends on what coast youโre on. ๐
2. Iโm not trusting any of the three stooges of the medical apocalypse. Iโll listen to the new alliances that have formed to combat their stupidity and weird science.
The chances of the Rapture happening are equal to that of Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. Shitler and his cultists probably think they can berate and bully their god into making it happen though.
Their god has earplugs in to stop the whining.
Oh, Weird Science. Remember that "She blinded me with science" song? There is so much strange stuff secreted away in my brain. Anyway, just another woman being blamed for something she did not do.
Iโm so confused, I thought it said three days after in that book of tales
This is Rethuglican Jesus and He makes His own fking rules.
We could add Shemp and the analogue would be complete.
I could spend my entire day listening to Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen. But to be fair, Donny did give pregnant women permission to take Tylenol, IF they have a high fever that they canโt โtough out.โ So ladies, try to tough out that 104ยฐ temp when youโre pregnant. We all know how good that is for a fetus. ๐ And while youโre at it, belly up to the bar and light a cigarette.
They reeeeeeally hate women, don't they?
They think women are inferior.
Yes, they really do. It's not right. Buncha weenies and whiners.
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And ladies, do not stop doing those manual house choirs- remember to move that sofa a bit when you do your vacuuming
In the FWIW dept.... Autism was first described long before Tylenol/acetaminophen became available.
My husband just told me that Autism was identified in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1955. As with most things Rethuglican -- the math ain't mathin'.
Also, the criteria has broadened to include a wider range of conditions.
Also, school districts get more state money for teaching kids with autism. I fear there is some rush to diagnose in certain cases.
It is simply ridiculous, but 2 idiots with no medical or scientific training whatsoever are practicing medicine without a license. And Dr. Oz - chairman of the department of snake oil is standing by for moral support. I don't pray, but if I did, it would be for an asteroid, at this point.
My husband saw the picture of the three of them, and said "Is that Dr. Oz back there? What's he doing standing there with him?" I had the sad task of informing spouse that Oz is in charge of Medicare and Medicaid.
He needed to take some extra strength acetaminophen after that. Don't worry, he's not pregnant.
Good one, PTW! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Awwww....thanks!
Or a giant sinkhole, preferably when the entire cabinet is with him. It would then close up without leaving a trace. ๐
I manifested one for the CK extravaganza but it did not work.
Well Jeff we see today that Donald really hates his job, the job of โa long and brutal slogโโฆ. Itโs called governingโฆ..This guy has to be the laziest person in America, heโs giving me a headache and now old doc Trump says my Tylenol is terribleโฆ OTโฆ Another point about CK circulating today and that is CK is โthe second comingโโฆ Iโm ready to be Raptured with all this insanityโฆBest to All
I am not a lawyer, and 90% of everything on social media is wrong, but I did see a post somewere that explained how Tylenol can't sue because govt officials have of some kind of immunity. but maybe a REAL lawyer can jump in here and explain it properly
At least 1 of the laws that makes it hard to sue federal employees is the Westfield Act. Itโs the rabbit Bill Barr pulled out of his hat to try to kill E Jean Carrollโs lawsuit. It protects them for acts they take as part of their official duties. But the courts ruled that defaming Carroll was not an official act. & then, despite Roy Cohnโs best efforts, Trump never learned Shut the Fuck Up Friday & he kept defaming Carroll after he was out of office.
But if Tylenol sales take the hit that we expect, Kevnueโs (current owner of Tylenol, spun off from Johnson & Johnson) corporate lawyers are going to be looking for other avenues to sue. The 5th Amendment could be an option (illegal taking), violation of the Administrative Procedures Act (thatโs being used a lot) is another. Since whoever comes up with something successful will be looking at a big bonus, Iโd expect them to get creative.
thank you!
Why not just file a lawsuit, anyway? It's what Donnie Demento does. When was the last time his lawyers filed anything even marginally resembling an actual case based upon real law--instead of a FEELING.
Exactly! He lives for lawsuits - some against him, some from him. I canโt figure out what crackpot lawyers & practices desire to be his client. ๐ค
As the parent and aunt of several 20 somethings, I can see the way that myths get spread and soon they will all be afraid to use Tylenol during pregnancy. However, I can fight back by saying this is not true, Tylenol is fine, but I would like to nip this in the bud before it gets out there. Once these things get out there people are going to want to "err on the side of caution." That is the problem with this kind of pronouncement. I have noticed a lot of Gen Zers who do not like Trump accepting things he says as true.
I am having Covid deja vu from the whole nightmare.
I don't think that Gen Z will go down in history as Mensa candidates.
Some will, some won't, just like every other generation.