"A federal appeals court rejected President Donald Trump’s bid to overturn a jury verdict ordering him to pay $83.3 million for defaming writer E. Jean Carroll."
He must not become a martyr. If he is going to die in office, he must be caught doing something unspeakable with crocodile dung, a water buffalo, a sheet of rubber, and six hamberders in public and on camera.
What if he was found dead on the floor next to the toilet with his pants around his ankles by a White House staffer who hates him and took a bunch of pictures that he uploaded to X before calling anyone for help?
Maybe if he is reunited with Ivana, the golf course corpse, they'll start mowing the grass around his touching tribute to his beloved First (of Three) Lady. Oh, it's only a small marker? Fitting, for a small man.
Depends on which poll you read. I seriously doubt it’s that high. And in any event, it doesn’t mean those who say they’re supporters would view him as a martyr when he finally drops dead.
No matter how he goes he will be considered a martyr by his cult and his kids will become even richer selling memorials to them. A Grand Grift ! The greatest ever seen in history.
It’s not over until his buddies over at SCOTUS say he must pay.
And they know they must tread carefully, it’s liddle donnies own hard grifted cash we’re talking about here, not some abstract govt. spending, like $400 Million to move ‘Space Force’- what a Cheesy name!- to Alabama and a $Billion or two to change the stationary and Piss drunk Pete’s monogrammed towels in his beauty parlor at the Pentagon.
My bet is for the groveling Ass kissing to continue full force.
I cannot see how the United States can ever recover from this period of time, the most sordid display of DumFuckery and abject Greed this Nation has ever witnessed
Well, that's at least two of us. Maybe we'll recover, as two different countries. I'm guessing the blue states will have a flag with blue and white stripes, no red.
The Roberts Court is doing its best to destroy confidence and respect for lower federal court rulings. They're just proving they are puppets of The Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 authors.
This is going to end up on the shadow docket of the SCOTUS, isn't it? *Sigh* What about the interest on that 83.3 million in escrow? Justice delayed is justice denied, isn't that what trump learned at the knee of Roy Cohn?
Yeah, but now SCOTUS gives the all clear to ICE to pull over, detain, question, leap out of Penske rentals and harass brown people and/or those speaking Spanish because 1 out of 10 Latinos in that part of California is undocumented. Fuck all the way off SCOTUS, especially Kavanaugh and his 24-pack of Rolling Rock.
Nah. It will now go to the Robbers Court where the Gang of Six will shed tears as they decide Trump should not have to pay - especially for Defamation as that is how Trump always talks and Carroll should not be so sensitive.
Donny had to deposit both the $5 million from Carroll II and the $83.3 million from Carroll I (plus interest) with the federal court in order to file appeals in both cases.
If SCOTUS denies cert in one or both cases, or if it takes the case(s) and uphold(s) the jury verdict(s), then Carroll FINALLY gets the $ from the court. I honestly can’t think why SCOTUS would mess with Carroll II, which concerns the jury finding that he sexually abused and later made defamatory statements about Carroll in his capacity as a private citizen, both of which are matters of state law. If the SCOTUS 6 really want to do him a solid, they *might* take up Carroll I, which concerns defamatory statements he made about Carroll while he was still POTUS during his 1st reign.
ETA: Given the SCOTUS 6 bullshit ruling in U.S. v Trump that he’s entitled to absolutely immunity for even criminal acts committed in his official capacity (the January 6 case), I can absolutely see this court overturning in $83.3 million verdict in Carroll I. Carroll will probably just get the $5 million from Carroll II, because both the sexual abuse and defamatory statements occurred while Donny was a private citizen.
You may recall that the Mad King was represented by Joe Tacopina (aka Joe Tacos) at trial in Carroll II, which actually went to trial first. Tacos wisely advised TFG not to testify, and in fact, to not even show up in court. I think that was a wise call, because even though Carroll prevailed on both the sexual abuse and defamation claims, the judgment was *only* $5 million. Nevertheless, TFG was convinced that he would have won the case if he had testified, even though Judge Kaplan gave him every opportunity to do so. As a result, he and Joey Tacos soon parted ways.
After Joey Tacos was quit-fired, the Mad King was represented at trial in Carroll II by legal eagle Alina Habba, where he *did* show up for trial and behaved disrespectfully, including audibly making comments during the proceedings, and storming out in the middle of closing arguments. And of course, Habba had no idea what she was doing, which earned a number of rebukes from Judge Kaplan. The end result was the jury verdict of $83.3 million, just for making essentially the same defamatory statements at issue in Carroll II.
Poor Shady Vance. All he wants is to be in the cool clique. It's written all over his fat face. He'll never be in the cool clique. He knows it. All he has left is trashing the cool clique and we don't give a shit. Pro tip, Shady: If you insist on black eyeliner, smudge it. You remind me of an old lady pumping quarters into a slot machine. The only things missing from your current look are a bra strap and a red solo cup.
Is it my imagination or is Just Dance Vance gaining weight again? He looks like a squirrel with his cheeks stuffed full of acorns. He'll never be cool. He was the kid in gym class that was the last to be picked for kickball or softball because he was too chubby and slow.
I haven’t figured on yet if Mike Johnson is stupid, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, or just sex-starved. 🤷🏻♀️ Every time I see Vance, I can’t help but picture him the way South Park depicts him.
That may be a cultural thing due to his wife, which would be cool except he also cuddles up with Nazis who would be a clear and present danger to his family.
That is so strange...it's like he thinks he's so Nazi that it totally cancels the fact his wife & children aren't Arian, the same with the Felon & his immigrant wife. It just shows that they don't even believe their bloodline superiority shit, just that they are very special boys. They are jokes, bad jokes.
Yamiche is a great reporter…he is a racist jerk. If she would have asked your question (hope someone does) she would likely be in some detention camp somewhere.
That’s all you have to point out she’s black and her ratings are high a lot well let’s just say she’s smart and black = tRamp hatred. Imaginary sister of the Central Park 5 hell now that I think of it she should be sent to San Salvador.
That is only one of many incidents when he’s insulted and condescended to Yamiche. She is and always will be professional and classy. She has to be because if she wasn’t, that asshole would demand that she be fired. Yet he can be the biggest dick with the smallest dick in the universe and get away with it. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
I was just thinking of that 2020 press conference at which Yamiche Alcindor, Weijia Jiang, and Kaitlin Collins tag-teamed Donny until he stormed off in a huff.
If you can, please read the front page NYTimes article today about JP Morgan and Chase, and Deutsch Bank with Epstein. In a comment, the Editor added that they are still digging. "Donold" will be in bigger trouble very soon.
"How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein
A Times investigation found that America’s leading bank spent years supporting — and profiting from — the notorious sex offender, ignoring red flags, suspicious activity and concerned executives.
Credit...Photo illustration by Tyler Comrie and Hannah Whitaker for The New York Times
One day in October 2011, Jeffrey Epstein walked into the cavernous lobby of 270 Park Avenue in Midtown Manhattan. The skyscraper was home to JPMorgan Chase, arguably the world’s most prestigious bank. The sex offender — who barely a year earlier was under house arrest after serving 13 months in a Florida jail — was ushered onto an elevator and whisked to a top floor where Jamie Dimon, the bank’s chief executive, and the rest of the senior leadership had their offices.
Epstein had long been a treasured customer at JPMorgan. His accounts were brimming with more than $200 million. He generated millions of dollars in revenue for the bank, landing him atop an internal list of major money makers. He helped JPMorgan orchestrate an important acquisition. He introduced executives to men who would become lucrative clients, like the Google co-founder Sergey Brin, and to global leaders, like Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. He helped executives troubleshoot crises and strategize about global opportunities.
But a growing group of employees worried that JPMorgan’s association with a man who had pleaded guilty to a sex crime — and was under federal investigation for human trafficking — could harm the bank’s reputation. Just as troubling, anti-money-laundering specialists within the bank noticed Epstein’s pattern of withdrawing tens of thousands of dollars in cash virtually every month. These were red flags for illicit activity.
That was why Epstein was at the bank’s headquarters. JPMorgan’s top executive in charge of ensuring compliance with laws and regulations had already pushed to fire him as a client. Now Stephen Cutler, a former federal securities regulator and the bank’s general counsel, had added his voice to the chorus.
Epstein’s chief defender at the bank was Jes Staley, a top contender to one day succeed Dimon as chief executive. Staley persuaded Cutler to sit down with Epstein and “hear him out.” It was a high-stakes meeting for Epstein; his close ties to JPMorgan had been invaluable in his quest for money, influence and legitimacy. The bank lent him money. Staley dished confidential information to him. At Epstein’s behest, JPMorgan set up accounts — into which he routinely transferred huge sums — for young women who turned out to be victims of his sex-trafficking operations. It wired his funds overseas. It even paid him millions of dollars."
LOL did Speaker Covenant Eyes forget that informants are actually criminals given a sweetheart deal to squeal? Oooof!
It's been known for years the scumbag pricktator and Epstein were best friends. We saw the videos especially the one of them laughing together while ogling the prey.
Some people just really want to be lied to I guess.
Holy Mike is going to hell for lying. 😂 It is inconceivable to me that he would say this informant stuff and act like it's real. How dumb do they think people are...they're desperate.
And that poor granddaughter of the felon...these kids need to change their last names when they can...going through life's a Trump will be a nightmare.
Holy Brother Mike is sure he's so smooooooooooth in his lies. Considering he shares a porn-watch alert on his phone with his son, I have some major questions about Holy Brother Mike and Epstein.
Now most of the saps (cabinet to start with) think they are good liars like the boss, they aren’t and they aren’t that sick yet but they practice and get their asses kicked lil’ marko is not a born liar but he’s trying.
Alex Acosta was the AG of the Southern District of Florida whom Trump later made Secretary of Labor. The 2008 first trial involved Epstein mansion molestation charges by a 14-year-old girl and dozens of other girls. DOZENS! For fuck's sake.
The court takes care of that. Right now, the verdict - i forget if he ponied up cash or went with a bond for this one - is sitting in escrow, basically.
Ah, now I really understand why he needs $15/each from his supporters to help him get to heaven! Heaven for PBfP is holding on to money and screaming, “MINE! MINE! ITS MINE AND YOU CANT HAVE IT!!!”
If this country is so crime ridden, why is it Couch McGee has time for SEVEN family trips in EIGHT months, and PINO has the time to pave over the Rose Garden and fall asleep at EVERY. FUCKING. EVENT. This whole shit show feels like a bad Monty Python movie.
I love to see him falling asleep publicly at every event (even the Pope's funeral) because that assures me he's actually dying. It's just taking too damn long.
He is 100% self absorbed. If something does not involve him (Pope’s funeral; faking interest in tennis; detail-laden Cabjnet meeting, etc…. ) he checks out
Nailed it. He's the product of American predatory capitalism, hucksterism, and the cult of celebrity. Outside of that, now that he's strapping on a catheter and can't get it up anymore, he has no interest in the universe.
I dream of the day when they are spoon feeding his blobby self with hamburger shakes in the memory care unit and no one comes to visit ever. And he's forced to watch faux propaganda station 24/7 and he's not on it. He goes completely invisible, never to be heard from again.
I think that would be hell for Dumpy - no attention, not ever, from anyone. But he should have a stroke where he's unable to talk or do anything but wave his arms around and grunt, like when he imitated that reporter. But he's still completely aware inside of how totally superfluous he is to anybody.
The Kennedy Center or the Only First Lady Who Has Nekkid Pictures on the Internet Center or whatever it's called now has a problem putting derrieres in the seats, so if they book Holey Moses Mike Johnson to do his tap dancing around the truth, will they garner more than 4-19% capacity?
I'm one of those that hasn't subscribed for this season. Part of it is Dumpy's takeover. Part of it is that there are only two plays this year that I want to see. But it's also that when I go to DC I take the train, and I just don't want to go through Union Station or the streets of DC when it's full of armed soldiers. Additonally, Union Station is so beautiful, and if Dumpy ruins it with gilding, or concrete on the marble floors I will cry.
Why are we paying this entire cabinet of scumbags to attend sporting and cultural events? All they do is disrupt and destroy everyone else's experience.
NOBODY can waste money like MAGAs can. Including at the state level. MAGA governors like Desantis toss around millions on frivolous lawsuits and publicity stunts while their federal cohorts spend tens of millions on pompous cosplay at public events.
There were a few folks on tennis reddit who attended the US Open and reported that the USTA and/or ABC played recorded cheers and also tamped the sound. The latter was said in response to stay-homes who wondered why the crowd (once the fans actually got into the stadium!) was so quiet and unresponsive to the players....The attendees were, like--are you deaf: the place is rocking!
Donnie Demento also endeared himself to the hundreds and hundreds of fans stranded in the security screw-up, who missed the entire first set after shelling out serious money for tickets to the match.....Someone should've recorded what those folks were saying........
and, of course, just as I'm clicking 'publish' on this post,
"Trump loses bid to overturn $83.3 million judgment in E. Jean Carroll defamation case"
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/08/trump-carroll-defamation-appeal.html
"A federal appeals court rejected President Donald Trump’s bid to overturn a jury verdict ordering him to pay $83.3 million for defaming writer E. Jean Carroll."
HA HA HA PAY UP, FUCKFACE
Best news ever...we need it!
I can think of two things that would be even better. . .
Fresh turned dirt?
(thanks for the snort-laugh!!! Excellent answer!)
🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Which golf course??
bwahahaha!
He must not become a martyr. If he is going to die in office, he must be caught doing something unspeakable with crocodile dung, a water buffalo, a sheet of rubber, and six hamberders in public and on camera.
What if he was found dead on the floor next to the toilet with his pants around his ankles by a White House staffer who hates him and took a bunch of pictures that he uploaded to X before calling anyone for help?
That's my dream scenario.
They’ll call it a hoax and say it’s AI generated. This has to be a live audience that catches him out.
The Elvis protocol
Now that would be a photo for Times Square and every Jumbotron across America!!
🤣🤣🤣
No pants would fit around those ass-gas filled cankles
To whom would he be a martyr? MAGAts? Fuck them. Everyone else in the world will celebrate in the streets.
Maybe if he is reunited with Ivana, the golf course corpse, they'll start mowing the grass around his touching tribute to his beloved First (of Three) Lady. Oh, it's only a small marker? Fitting, for a small man.
Have you looked at the polls? As many as 40% of people polled approve of this psychopath and what he is doing.
Depends on which poll you read. I seriously doubt it’s that high. And in any event, it doesn’t mean those who say they’re supporters would view him as a martyr when he finally drops dead.
The hardcore Trumpers have been in the mid-30s all along. Time to get excited is when it dips into the high 20s.
I read in the 30s. But that's not many people when you consider the OTHER number.
Most polls are rigged in favor of right wingers.
Probably half of those alleged 40% don't even know what he's actually doing. They approve of -> what they've been told <-he's "doing."
Y'know, specifics, such as "making thigs great." and "enforcing the Constitution."
We do outnumber MAGAs by an entire planet.
I would rather he be a dead martyr than an alive threat to democracy. Gradually his martyrdom will fade.
I have to agree. I'm willing to take my chances on martyrdom. They do have an attention span of about 20 minutes.
The Pope could just pick another good boy
On it. Stand by.
❤️❤️❤️
Or a Snuff Film he's the star of ." If you're a star they let you do it"
I have always thought that is what Putin has on him. Trump is sick enough to do that.
Interesting thought
I want him stroking out on camera while he loses control of his bladder and bowels and can no longer say "Fake News".
I have been visualizing exactly what your wrote. I even wear a hat that says “Is he dead yet?”
"Rosebud."
cofefe
Ditto Doc!
Obituary and champagne.
No matter how he goes he will be considered a martyr by his cult and his kids will become even richer selling memorials to them. A Grand Grift ! The greatest ever seen in history.
It’s not over until his buddies over at SCOTUS say he must pay.
And they know they must tread carefully, it’s liddle donnies own hard grifted cash we’re talking about here, not some abstract govt. spending, like $400 Million to move ‘Space Force’- what a Cheesy name!- to Alabama and a $Billion or two to change the stationary and Piss drunk Pete’s monogrammed towels in his beauty parlor at the Pentagon.
My bet is for the groveling Ass kissing to continue full force.
I cannot see how the United States can ever recover from this period of time, the most sordid display of DumFuckery and abject Greed this Nation has ever witnessed
It is Shameful!
Well, that's at least two of us. Maybe we'll recover, as two different countries. I'm guessing the blue states will have a flag with blue and white stripes, no red.
Works for me. Bye-bye, so long, Aloha, shalom, AMF.
Good news re. Jean Carroll. Best news ever would be the Demise of Orange Shitler
Any day now! 🤞🤞🤞
Won't see a penny. By the time the Extreme Corpse is done with this, he won't pay anything.
I hope I'm wrong, but I'm not.
Beautiful.
Here is our contribution https://thistleandmoss.com/p/patriot-20-how-trumpy-cheatloaf-caligulump
We are actively reporting on ice fed movements today
I am in Chicago. Here are some articles on how Chicago is handling ICE.
Here is the Chicago Sun-Times report on what happened over the weekend. 3 people arrested is a low number. I would attribute that to the preparation the city has and how we are informing, protesting, and trying to shield people by making it harder to find them. https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2025/09/07/trump-border-czar-on-cnn-says-to-expect-action-in-chicago-this-week-but-doesnt-give-specific-details?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=090825%20Morning%20Edition&utm_content=090825%20Morning%20Edition+CID_c33f30ce3783e17ea56d41f0ea080a3a&utm_source=cst_campaign_monitor&utm_term=ICE%20agents%20make%20arrests%20Trump%20official%20warns%20of%20more%20action%20while%20Chicagoans%20protest%20and%20parade&tpcc=cst_cm
This is an article about a protest blocking an ICE detention facility in a Chicago Suburb. I don't think they have any in the city itself. https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/09/05/ice-broadview-immigration-detention-center-enforcement-trump?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=090825%20Morning%20Edition&utm_content=090825%20Morning%20Edition+CID_c33f30ce3783e17ea56d41f0ea080a3a&utm_source=cst_campaign_monitor&utm_term=staged%20a%20sit-in%20blocking%20apparent%20ICE%20agents&tpcc=cst_cm
Here is another article about the rally in Chicago on Saturday against ICE and Trump's troops. It has great pics. https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/09/06/ice-raids-chicago-immigration-saturday-trump?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=090825%20Morning%20Edition&utm_content=090825%20Morning%20Edition+CID_c33f30ce3783e17ea56d41f0ea080a3a&utm_source=cst_campaign_monitor&utm_term=Thousands%20of%20people%20marched%20Saturday%20evening%20through%20the%20Loop%20to%20express%20their%20opposition%20to%20a%20potential%20federal%20presence&tpcc=cst_cm
This is about using Salt trucks at the Chicago rally not being meant to block ICE, but I think that they might be after reading it. Especially the part about them being in all the lanes on the way to the city. I have said that it is a long drive to the city center from the Great Lakes Naval Base, and the traffic tends to be bad. https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago/2025/09/07/chicago-salt-trucks-ice-protest?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=090825%20Morning%20Edition&utm_content=090825%20Morning%20Edition+CID_c33f30ce3783e17ea56d41f0ea080a3a&utm_source=cst_campaign_monitor&utm_term=salt%20trucks%20were%20not%20strategically%20blocking%20federal%20immigration%20enforcement%20activity&tpcc=cst_cm
Proud Chicagoan here. Thank you for all this. We are Chicago, and we are not having it!
Hi, Linda. Just a friendly tip: anything after the “?” character in those super long urls are unnecessary and can be deleted,
If you want to do that. It’s just tracking info.
Oops. The “?” Can also be deleted.
EDIT
Isn't "?" what you typed the first time? Does it make any difference if you just leave it alone?
Does anything about the f'ing internet and coders make any difference to rational humans?
Yes.
I learned something this morning. Thanks Matt!
https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/09/05/ice-broadview-immigration-detention-center-enforcement-trump
It works! 🎯
Nothing like up-to-date reporting!
if you don’t have the ICEBlock app on your phone get it today!
He's trying to kick that to the Supremes
No doubt about it Susan!
I read it on CNN.
And they will overturn it 😡
The Roberts Court is doing its best to destroy confidence and respect for lower federal court rulings. They're just proving they are puppets of The Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 authors.
Excellent point Sharon, sadly true!
Bet she never sees $1 of it
This is going to end up on the shadow docket of the SCOTUS, isn't it? *Sigh* What about the interest on that 83.3 million in escrow? Justice delayed is justice denied, isn't that what trump learned at the knee of Roy Cohn?
The way they play it, justice delayed is justice reversed.
Yeah, but now SCOTUS gives the all clear to ICE to pull over, detain, question, leap out of Penske rentals and harass brown people and/or those speaking Spanish because 1 out of 10 Latinos in that part of California is undocumented. Fuck all the way off SCOTUS, especially Kavanaugh and his 24-pack of Rolling Rock.
Nah. It will now go to the Robbers Court where the Gang of Six will shed tears as they decide Trump should not have to pay - especially for Defamation as that is how Trump always talks and Carroll should not be so sensitive.
Sexual predators, will be sexual predators 🤷♀️
GO E JEAN AND REAL JUSTICE!! Let that motherfucker cash out his newly acquired crypto money he made!
A small amount considering his family of grifters have made between $3-5 BILLION on their cryptocurrency scam…
I mean, WILL he pay up though?
Donny had to deposit both the $5 million from Carroll II and the $83.3 million from Carroll I (plus interest) with the federal court in order to file appeals in both cases.
If SCOTUS denies cert in one or both cases, or if it takes the case(s) and uphold(s) the jury verdict(s), then Carroll FINALLY gets the $ from the court. I honestly can’t think why SCOTUS would mess with Carroll II, which concerns the jury finding that he sexually abused and later made defamatory statements about Carroll in his capacity as a private citizen, both of which are matters of state law. If the SCOTUS 6 really want to do him a solid, they *might* take up Carroll I, which concerns defamatory statements he made about Carroll while he was still POTUS during his 1st reign.
ETA: Given the SCOTUS 6 bullshit ruling in U.S. v Trump that he’s entitled to absolutely immunity for even criminal acts committed in his official capacity (the January 6 case), I can absolutely see this court overturning in $83.3 million verdict in Carroll I. Carroll will probably just get the $5 million from Carroll II, because both the sexual abuse and defamatory statements occurred while Donny was a private citizen.
You may recall that the Mad King was represented by Joe Tacopina (aka Joe Tacos) at trial in Carroll II, which actually went to trial first. Tacos wisely advised TFG not to testify, and in fact, to not even show up in court. I think that was a wise call, because even though Carroll prevailed on both the sexual abuse and defamation claims, the judgment was *only* $5 million. Nevertheless, TFG was convinced that he would have won the case if he had testified, even though Judge Kaplan gave him every opportunity to do so. As a result, he and Joey Tacos soon parted ways.
After Joey Tacos was quit-fired, the Mad King was represented at trial in Carroll II by legal eagle Alina Habba, where he *did* show up for trial and behaved disrespectfully, including audibly making comments during the proceedings, and storming out in the middle of closing arguments. And of course, Habba had no idea what she was doing, which earned a number of rebukes from Judge Kaplan. The end result was the jury verdict of $83.3 million, just for making essentially the same defamatory statements at issue in Carroll II.
Very informative, but I gave you a "like" just for the SCOTUS 6 term alone!
Nah
Maybe his Estate would pay.
I’ve heard he is pressing Bondi to find a way to make taxpayers foot the bill for the judgement
Fuck him👿
Of course he is
Woohooooo!
WoooooHooooo E. Jean!!!!!!!
Fantastic news Jeff!
But some worse news ever, majority SC ruled law enforcement in LA can use racial profiling to detain, aka kidnap, anyone on the streets.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/us/politics/supreme-court-los-angeles-immigration.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
I laughed too
And now, thanks to residing in the Office of the President of the United States once again, we know he can fucking afford it!
Right on!
Poor Shady Vance. All he wants is to be in the cool clique. It's written all over his fat face. He'll never be in the cool clique. He knows it. All he has left is trashing the cool clique and we don't give a shit. Pro tip, Shady: If you insist on black eyeliner, smudge it. You remind me of an old lady pumping quarters into a slot machine. The only things missing from your current look are a bra strap and a red solo cup.
HAHA!! And he cant buy doughnuts to save his ass. 😂😂
He was busy with furniture the day they taught donut shopping at Yale Law School
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Whore-ton.
er, sorry, Wharton. Heh.
He looked like prions were drunk-driving a skinsuit.
{insert robot sine wave monotone voice}. “I will have a chocolate donut. Take me to your leader young donut maker.”
LOL!!!
With sprinkles!
When he's not on vacation, he's standing behind Daddy.
He's a pimp. And I bet he was the one busting out Tinder during the Republican Convention...
Great report, Ann!
Is it my imagination or is Just Dance Vance gaining weight again? He looks like a squirrel with his cheeks stuffed full of acorns. He'll never be cool. He was the kid in gym class that was the last to be picked for kickball or softball because he was too chubby and slow.
Hillbilly Doughboy
Good one🤣
And he's going to make the cool kids suffer if it's the last thing he does.
Same thing with Miller. Hate never dies.
Gaining weight as one does on vacation, after vacation . . waiting for that special phone call ☎️💀
I haven’t figured on yet if Mike Johnson is stupid, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, or just sex-starved. 🤷🏻♀️ Every time I see Vance, I can’t help but picture him the way South Park depicts him.
All three
Little Johnson is SO " thirsty ".
He always looks like the cat that caught the canary.
Like Tattoo in Fanatasy Island.
Could someone explain the eyeliner? Why? I don’t get it. Just weird.
That may be a cultural thing due to his wife, which would be cool except he also cuddles up with Nazis who would be a clear and present danger to his family.
That is so strange...it's like he thinks he's so Nazi that it totally cancels the fact his wife & children aren't Arian, the same with the Felon & his immigrant wife. It just shows that they don't even believe their bloodline superiority shit, just that they are very special boys. They are jokes, bad jokes.
so his squinty little eyes will show
He's " whimsical " 🧚
I'm pretty sure he's got a bra strap tucked under his shirt.
Thanks Ann … yummy take down of MascaraFace
Touché Ann, that’ll make my day!
HAHA!
He should look into buccal fat removal, all the Mar -Ole - Lardo ladies are doing it. Gives you those sunken cheeks, the better to pucker up.
Oh, very well done, Ann. I can see it! Quite a picture!!! 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻
“Shady Vance.” Bwahahahaha! How is it that this is my first time encountering such a delightful turn of phrase? I’m using that henceforth and forever.
Oh, Ann! How incredibly perfect these words you put one after another. I love it. Poor Shady gambling mama in Vegas, Vance.
perfect.
Yamiche is a great reporter…he is a racist jerk. If she would have asked your question (hope someone does) she would likely be in some detention camp somewhere.
You know he was cornered when he resorts to a personal insult. What a fucking infantile asshole.
But he got himself a tin marshall's badge to go with the secret FBI Informant decoder ring.
I'm old enough to remember when Nixon gave Elvis a special drug enforcement badge in the Oval Office. That was farcical enough.
Seems like it was more of a drug user permit
We know how that story ended.
On the toilet.
Three more badge collectibles and he gets a box of white Cracker Jack.
To him she is the enemy - a smart black woman and an excellent reporter
That’s all you have to point out she’s black and her ratings are high a lot well let’s just say she’s smart and black = tRamp hatred. Imaginary sister of the Central Park 5 hell now that I think of it she should be sent to San Salvador.
That is only one of many incidents when he’s insulted and condescended to Yamiche. She is and always will be professional and classy. She has to be because if she wasn’t, that asshole would demand that she be fired. Yet he can be the biggest dick with the smallest dick in the universe and get away with it. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
white male fragility
Yes, but also this is particular to him. A Giant Infantile Asshole
On steroids
I was just thinking of that 2020 press conference at which Yamiche Alcindor, Weijia Jiang, and Kaitlin Collins tag-teamed Donny until he stormed off in a huff.
https://apnews.com/article/9613cd1478553d528cb8d11bf9480dea#
It’s disgusting that he gets away with treating ANYONE like that. Yamiche is a great reporter
If you can, please read the front page NYTimes article today about JP Morgan and Chase, and Deutsch Bank with Epstein. In a comment, the Editor added that they are still digging. "Donold" will be in bigger trouble very soon.
By chance do you have a gift link?
Try this
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/magazine/jeffrey-epstein-jp-morgan.html?smid=url-share
Thank you!!!
"How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein
A Times investigation found that America’s leading bank spent years supporting — and profiting from — the notorious sex offender, ignoring red flags, suspicious activity and concerned executives.
Credit...Photo illustration by Tyler Comrie and Hannah Whitaker for The New York Times
One day in October 2011, Jeffrey Epstein walked into the cavernous lobby of 270 Park Avenue in Midtown Manhattan. The skyscraper was home to JPMorgan Chase, arguably the world’s most prestigious bank. The sex offender — who barely a year earlier was under house arrest after serving 13 months in a Florida jail — was ushered onto an elevator and whisked to a top floor where Jamie Dimon, the bank’s chief executive, and the rest of the senior leadership had their offices.
Epstein had long been a treasured customer at JPMorgan. His accounts were brimming with more than $200 million. He generated millions of dollars in revenue for the bank, landing him atop an internal list of major money makers. He helped JPMorgan orchestrate an important acquisition. He introduced executives to men who would become lucrative clients, like the Google co-founder Sergey Brin, and to global leaders, like Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. He helped executives troubleshoot crises and strategize about global opportunities.
But a growing group of employees worried that JPMorgan’s association with a man who had pleaded guilty to a sex crime — and was under federal investigation for human trafficking — could harm the bank’s reputation. Just as troubling, anti-money-laundering specialists within the bank noticed Epstein’s pattern of withdrawing tens of thousands of dollars in cash virtually every month. These were red flags for illicit activity.
That was why Epstein was at the bank’s headquarters. JPMorgan’s top executive in charge of ensuring compliance with laws and regulations had already pushed to fire him as a client. Now Stephen Cutler, a former federal securities regulator and the bank’s general counsel, had added his voice to the chorus.
Epstein’s chief defender at the bank was Jes Staley, a top contender to one day succeed Dimon as chief executive. Staley persuaded Cutler to sit down with Epstein and “hear him out.” It was a high-stakes meeting for Epstein; his close ties to JPMorgan had been invaluable in his quest for money, influence and legitimacy. The bank lent him money. Staley dished confidential information to him. At Epstein’s behest, JPMorgan set up accounts — into which he routinely transferred huge sums — for young women who turned out to be victims of his sex-trafficking operations. It wired his funds overseas. It even paid him millions of dollars."
LOL did Speaker Covenant Eyes forget that informants are actually criminals given a sweetheart deal to squeal? Oooof!
It's been known for years the scumbag pricktator and Epstein were best friends. We saw the videos especially the one of them laughing together while ogling the prey.
Some people just really want to be lied to I guess.
How does one become an "informant" in a "hoax"?
Well if you huff some glue for a little bit it starts to make sense.
Holy Mike is going to hell for lying. 😂 It is inconceivable to me that he would say this informant stuff and act like it's real. How dumb do they think people are...they're desperate.
And that poor granddaughter of the felon...these kids need to change their last names when they can...going through life's a Trump will be a nightmare.
Holy Brother Mike is sure he's so smooooooooooth in his lies. Considering he shares a porn-watch alert on his phone with his son, I have some major questions about Holy Brother Mike and Epstein.
Now most of the saps (cabinet to start with) think they are good liars like the boss, they aren’t and they aren’t that sick yet but they practice and get their asses kicked lil’ marko is not a born liar but he’s trying.
I already wrote on this but I think he stumbled on info that Trump was giving info to the FBI for immunity in Epsteins first trial. 🤷♀️
Alex Acosta was the AG of the Southern District of Florida whom Trump later made Secretary of Labor. The 2008 first trial involved Epstein mansion molestation charges by a 14-year-old girl and dozens of other girls. DOZENS! For fuck's sake.
They will be super rich. They'll do fine. No tears for them.
He's going to Hell for a lot more than that.
1. GMTA. Right before I read your column, I said the Orange fuckwit would have bragged about being a FBI agent.
2. Did anyone notice that Marshal badge probably came from a box of Cracker Jack’s?
3. Donny will probably try to pay Ms Carroll in crypto. She shouldn’t accept anything but a wire transfer or money order of cash
The court takes care of that. Right now, the verdict - i forget if he ponied up cash or went with a bond for this one - is sitting in escrow, basically.
Ah, now I really understand why he needs $15/each from his supporters to help him get to heaven! Heaven for PBfP is holding on to money and screaming, “MINE! MINE! ITS MINE AND YOU CANT HAVE IT!!!”
She’s too smart for his b.s.
The pervert madcap funster maybe gives a replica badge to butt buddy PeeyouTin wait for it it’s coming.
If this country is so crime ridden, why is it Couch McGee has time for SEVEN family trips in EIGHT months, and PINO has the time to pave over the Rose Garden and fall asleep at EVERY. FUCKING. EVENT. This whole shit show feels like a bad Monty Python movie.
I love to see him falling asleep publicly at every event (even the Pope's funeral) because that assures me he's actually dying. It's just taking too damn long.
He is 100% self absorbed. If something does not involve him (Pope’s funeral; faking interest in tennis; detail-laden Cabjnet meeting, etc…. ) he checks out
Nailed it. He's the product of American predatory capitalism, hucksterism, and the cult of celebrity. Outside of that, now that he's strapping on a catheter and can't get it up anymore, he has no interest in the universe.
Well said Susan! Throw in his unbridled
mega narcissism, and look what you get-
the downfall of our Democracy.
Monty Python! That’s it! The Lie of Lyin’
Life of Oranging??
I wish!
Mixed in with some Mad Magazine (no relation to MAGAzinski) pieces. So out there and NUTS. But truly not funny. Besides u you cannot make this up.
What a condescending asshole. "Listen, darling."
That shit makes me want to climb thru the screen and give him the bitch-slapping he so desperately deserves. 😡
I dream of the day when they are spoon feeding his blobby self with hamburger shakes in the memory care unit and no one comes to visit ever. And he's forced to watch faux propaganda station 24/7 and he's not on it. He goes completely invisible, never to be heard from again.
I think that would be hell for Dumpy - no attention, not ever, from anyone. But he should have a stroke where he's unable to talk or do anything but wave his arms around and grunt, like when he imitated that reporter. But he's still completely aware inside of how totally superfluous he is to anybody.
Hamburger shakes. 😂😂😂
Lisa, we can dream and he’ll be locked inside because, Menace to Society and his own damn self.
Exactly what I was thinking too! No way I’d be able to keep from saying-FU, you ugly anus mouthed mysoginistic mansplaining piece of excrement.
I would LOVE to see that. But he's such a fucking weirdo that may make his mushroom sprout.
The Kennedy Center or the Only First Lady Who Has Nekkid Pictures on the Internet Center or whatever it's called now has a problem putting derrieres in the seats, so if they book Holey Moses Mike Johnson to do his tap dancing around the truth, will they garner more than 4-19% capacity?
I'm one of those that hasn't subscribed for this season. Part of it is Dumpy's takeover. Part of it is that there are only two plays this year that I want to see. But it's also that when I go to DC I take the train, and I just don't want to go through Union Station or the streets of DC when it's full of armed soldiers. Additonally, Union Station is so beautiful, and if Dumpy ruins it with gilding, or concrete on the marble floors I will cry.
Betsy, we are in severe cultural decline it all started at the top and suddenly EVERYTHING is part of the Trickle down but not the economy.
Union Station is truly beautiful. I'm sure he is itching to tart it up. I hope he's gone before he can do that.
Oh, God, please no. I can see him looking at all those Roman legionaire statues up around the top of the walls and saying "They need some GOLD!" ugh.
To much to ask for real art and real interior design, use too far because dopey IS the artist OMG.
Maybe the First Call Girl can assemble her previous colleagues and they can do a “folies “ type show.
How about previous clients?
Why are we paying this entire cabinet of scumbags to attend sporting and cultural events? All they do is disrupt and destroy everyone else's experience.
NOBODY can waste money like MAGAs can. Including at the state level. MAGA governors like Desantis toss around millions on frivolous lawsuits and publicity stunts while their federal cohorts spend tens of millions on pompous cosplay at public events.
Agree on Desantis. He's a moron but still smarter than Trump.
There were a few folks on tennis reddit who attended the US Open and reported that the USTA and/or ABC played recorded cheers and also tamped the sound. The latter was said in response to stay-homes who wondered why the crowd (once the fans actually got into the stadium!) was so quiet and unresponsive to the players....The attendees were, like--are you deaf: the place is rocking!
Donnie Demento also endeared himself to the hundreds and hundreds of fans stranded in the security screw-up, who missed the entire first set after shelling out serious money for tickets to the match.....Someone should've recorded what those folks were saying........
Joyce, the point is to ruin anything cultural and serve them cheeseburger shakes lumpy ones, and keep normal people out of smelling distance.
“Chuck E. Cheese” gets that genius Comms team Bonus coupons, amirite?
Gavin Newsom is a Boss!
He sure hired some incredible people. And are they having fun!
that marshal badge photo facial reaction truly epitomizes the three year old that lies beneath
Can’t they give that decrepit old pedophile a plastic ranger rick decoder ring, a cup of applesauce, rice pudding and send him off to beddy bye?
Shrimp cocktail with a ton of Cesium-137 sauce would be fine with me J. R.!
Arsenic in DMSO is the flavor of the month.
Point well taken Doc!
Dear Ass Kisser Johnson, doesn't "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness" come out early in the Bible? Turn in your Christian card.