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today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit — HOLY FUCKBALLS, BATMAN!

Supreme court rules against Trump's sweeping global tariffs

"The supreme court has issued a sharp rebuke against the Trump administration and ruled against the legality of the president’s sweeping global tariffs.

In a 6-3 decision, the court holds that International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) – a 1977 statute which grants the president authority to regulate or prohibit certain international transactions during a national emergency – does not authorize the president to impose the tariffs. "

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/feb/20/us-iran-nuclear-deal-trump-agreement-strikes-latest-news-live-updates

well that's pretty fucking huge

Mike Hammer's avatar

Oh he’s gonna get pissed.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ketchupnado in the Oval Bordello

Susan Niemann's avatar

Let's all await his Lies Social screed coming soon. After that, he can just die.

CL Tee's avatar

....a very painful death.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Some people will say we should not wish death on anyone. In this case, I think it's not only totally acceptable, in order to save ourselves, we NEED him to go.

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Beware what you wish for, as in JD Vance, Thiel's little stooge.

Jodi Richard's avatar

Slow and painful please!

Paula Dean's avatar

Agreed. He needs to survive long enough to see his name removed from everything, and all his unconstitutional acts revoked.

Martha Howell's avatar

I respect your sentiment, but this has gone on long enough. If he's in prison, sure, drag it out, but if we're in limbo waiting for a supine congress to read the Constitution for the 1st time and discover their duty, take him fast.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Susan Niemann Yes!!

Kay-El's avatar
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Emergency services with 20 cases of diapers

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Hopefully it’s glass Heinz bottles, he cuts himself, and bleeds out ☠️

michellefromchicago's avatar

For sure! And, re that fantastic pic of the Andrew formerly known as prince (thank you for that, uncle Jeff) looking as if he just saw ALL the ghosts is probably how Trump feels every time the subject of the Epstein files comes up

Margaret Carreiro's avatar

Someone suggested that now would be a good time to buy Ketchup stocks. LOL

Linda Weide's avatar

Mike, he is not gonna get pissed because except while participating in or watching someone be tortured, he is always pissed. This will make him add another grievance to his list of grievances, and he will blame the sickened economy on the Supreme Court.

I hope that the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has him feeling worried as well, although often sociopathic-psychopathic or psychopathic-sociopaths do not feel fear the same way as the rest of us.

As the world is waking up to the fact that our world has been run by the sick and depraved people of Trump and Epstein's circle. I am waiting for the day that Trump goes down for his deeds. Going to prison will give him something to be pissed about.

According to Heather Cox Richardson, no British royalty has been arrested in the UK since 1647, that is the year after I have records for my family tree back to. Of course Andrew was stripped of his royal title, so technically he is no longer royalty. The evil rapist was also providing non-public government information on trade was going to Epstein. What was Epstein doing with that? What has Trump given him for information?

Mike Hammer's avatar

Love HCR, always try and read her column. You are right, he is always angry.

Paula Dean's avatar

She's always the first one I read every morning.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's face in that post-arrest photo screams "fuck around with the Abyss long enough and the Abyss will fuck with you."

Martha Howell's avatar

Yeah, and scrunching down in your seat is not going to help you avoid public humiliation, pedophile traitor former royal loser baby man

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Andrew was the queen's favorite child. She also supported her dear uncle, former King Edward VIII, when he was a known traitor and collaborator with Hitler before and during WWII. But he was so charming, and she couldn't believe all the bad things people were saying, never mind all those trips to Germany. The British govt made him gov of some Caribbean Island during the war so they could keep an eye on him and keep him away from confidential info. He should have been locked up. Charles probably knew that only when Liz died could anyone move on her dear Andrew. That royal family is a real piece of work.

Bob's avatar
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Andrew needed a phony baloney job created to keep him out of trouble because Randy Andy was, as described by Michael Wolfe, a “pussy hound.” Other than serving in the Falklands War, he’s led a nearly useless life off the dole.

Anna Trombley's avatar

I long to see that look on Frump's face, & Musk's. I fear, tho, that "Donny" is too senile at this point to fully grasp the proper weight of a dire downfall.

rlritt's avatar

The Epstein files will never come out because Bondi, who is part of the Project 2025, has the job of making sure their chief puppet stays in the White House.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

They're slowly coming out. Not much she can do about it,

Joe Witkowski's avatar

He called SCOTUS’ scrotums “disgraceful” in front of a bipartisan group of state governors according to MS NOW

Charles Austin's avatar

That was Charles I. And he ended up lost his head over the whole thing.😈😈😂

Bob's avatar

Yes, Charles I, arrested in 1647 and beheaded in 1649. Hated by the people, and the parliaments of England and Scotland.

arne link's avatar

Well, besides filling his diaper, maybe he will pop a vein? We can dream...

Kim Nesvig's avatar

One of these days all that aspirin is going to take effect.

Yarnartist's avatar

He’ll get a paper cut and bleed out. 😁

arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer.

Robin D's avatar

Yay! Death by Baby Aspirin for our Toddler-in-Chief. 😂

Yarnartist's avatar

He’s so stupid, he’s taking regular-strength aspirin, not baby aspirin. Baby aspirin would be more apropos, but he said he wants “nice, thin blood” pumping through his heart, so he upped his own dosage. He actually COULD bleed out.

Hollie Rood's avatar

🙏🤞🙏🤞

rlritt's avatar

Im sure Trump is furious because someone gave the Supreme Court justices back their spines, which Trump had ordered removed when Musk got him elected.

Brenda Doherty's avatar

Only some of them. Thomas, Alito and Kavanaugh are still slithering around!

Susan Keefer's avatar

CNN: Apparently the breakfast had been going well. Then Trump became enraged. He started ranting about the decision, not only calling it a disgrace, but started attacking the courts at one point saying: these f’ing courts

Leu2500's avatar

if it was going well it was probably because he was sleeping. 9:30am is too early for him.

Charles Austin's avatar

I guess he went ape shit in a meeting with Governors. Of course, they ran the press out of the room.

Joe Bacon's avatar

I WANT MY TARIFF REFUND!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I think they're going out in, oh, two weeks.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Ah the typical "Trump Unit" or "T.U."! Two more weeks...Two more weeks...Two more weeks...

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

How much is that in Scaramuccis?

Major Kong's avatar

1.27 Scaramuccis

Steve in SoCal's avatar

To paraphrase Annie:

Tomorrow, tomorrow

I love you, tomorrow

You're always two weeks away

Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣

Mary A. Rose's avatar

It's in the mail with your DODGE check.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Joe, here’s one for you: “Republican House speaker Mike Johnson said that “no one can deny” that Donald Trump’s use of sweeping global tariffs “has brought in billions of dollars and created immense leverage for America’s trade strategy”. I’m sure we will get the word from the real economists very soon.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

The billions of dollars part is true. Paid by you, me, and everyone else in the US.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Ask that piece of Ratfuck Sen. Don Bacon

Leu2500's avatar

i have a friend who works for a company that handles imports, the tariffs, etc. they expect getting refunds will be a nightmare.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Glad to read you today, Jeff.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I didnt cover the SCOTUS thing, so thank you for doing that. I went into alternet.org and found the MAGA splitting apart article, and then focused on trying to bring that up. Also, Trump's Hot Mic moment where he creepily pointed out "Hot Handsome Men", is hilarious.

Go back to resting Jeff. (((hugs)))

arne link's avatar

I know, that "I don't like handsome men" thing was way, way creepy. I've always believed that man on man (or boy) sex was what Putin had on him. His fans will accept anything but that.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

This is something commenters on the Epstein files seem to be ignoring. Trump's apparent interest in, um, an "alternative lifestyle" over the years - and the comments on other men he comes out with - it wouldn't surprise me to learn that his use of domination wasn't only towards girls. In fact, I'd be more inclined to believe it involved other males.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Vance, Bessent, Thiel, and Energy Vampire/Pedophile Nutlick will get off on it

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Totally agree, Arne (and Joe and Lady Emsworth). If incontrovertible evidence that he raped boys as well as girls ever comes to light, it’ll blow MAGA minds.

arne link's avatar

I don't doubt that he's an equal opportunity rapist. There is some ancient history of a Hispanic boy being paid off at Merd-a-Lardo.

Mary Hall's avatar

Now what? Where did all of that tariff money go and how do we get it back? It purportedly cost the average American family $1K a year. BTW, Costco sued T💩p over those stupid fking tariffs, so I guess they technically won their case.

rlritt's avatar

Trump will counter sue the Supreme Court for causing him suffering and anguish for not letting him get his way. Same as suing the IRS. In effect he's suing us.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

Maybe he will tear down the Supreme Court building for renovations?

Kay-El's avatar

I’ll be patiently waiting for my check

john augustine's avatar

we will never see a penny of it but the corporations will

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

According to Pam Bondi, the Dow jumped $200 this morning after the tariff decision.

Caroline (PDX)'s avatar

So it's up to $50,200?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

What's going to be interesting is what he says about it at the State of the Union next week, with some or all of the justices in the audience.

Bob's avatar

I’ll be watching for the Donny snub.

Gail (Chicago)'s avatar

I’ll wait for Jeff’s recap.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I’m not wasting a minute of my life watching that piece of 💩 speak. I’ll read HCR and Jeff’s summaries.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

That's being boycotted.

Ransom Rideout's avatar

Who's gonna clean the Ketchup off the walls now? I say just smooth it out with an 18" drywall blade and let the deep red balance all to the gold spray paint. Gold looks so much better on red than white.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Something else. that might evoke a spray of ketchup if it comes to his attention: this statement by typically apolitical actor Patrick Dempsey on the death of his former co-star Eric Dane:

"He did an incredible job at bringing awareness to this horrible disease and those remaining days and it just reminds us that we all have to celebrate every day like it's our last day. It's something that we have to remember and certainly in a world where there is just so much crisis and there is so much tragedy that we really need to be grateful for every moment that we have… spend time with our families, do things that are better, that benefit of other people to be of service to be kind, to be loving and these values with our leadership unfortunately that we're seeing around the world and certainly in America with this horrible, you know, corrupt government that is currently running America, we have to remember to treat our neighbors and our friends with the right values," Dempsey concluded.

Bob's avatar

I’m not sure this qualifies for This Week in Stupid, but the labor secretary’s husband is banned from the building after two staffers said he sexually assaulted them.

Runfastandwin's avatar

it’s even worse than it sounds, the Secretary herself has been drinking on the job and throwing staff parties at strip clubs as well as banging a subordinate.

rlritt's avatar

What the fork is wrong with these people? Who acts like that? If I got invited to a party at a strip club, I wouldn't go in a million years. Isn't parties at strip clubs for frat boys and bachelor parties?

Bob's avatar

Or GOP delegates to the Convention.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

They are all totally untethered. I mean, come on puppy killer zipping around Banging her coworker in a freaking luxury jet and crazy eyes flying off on a whim overseas to watch a soccer game

These people seriously need to be stopped and especially Bessant who’s far worse than Mnuchin even was even though that’s a super low bar. Our US treasury will be drained dry and that’s no shit

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Consenting adults banging: OK

Staff party at a strip club if they pay for it: OK

Staff party at a strip club if taxpayers pay for it: NOT OK

Drinking on the job: NOT OK

Bob's avatar

Yes, I neglected to mention the rest of this shit show.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously!? Holy crap. They are ALL disgusting people.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

I'm starting to think Madison Cawthorn was right about them.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree... Wonder how Madison is doing these days? Didnt he try to run for office again somewhere?? 😂😂

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Shit is finally beginning to get real....

Susan Niemann's avatar

Huge indeed. JFC. End this madness.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I can guess two out of the three

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Kavanaugh Stop, Uncle Clarence, and Sammy Scalito

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, Brett Loves Beer, Clarence "Crow's Concubine", and Slamming Sam Supremacist. An unholy, over the top, shame and principle devoid trio of shittiness.

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bob's avatar

I thought it would be Gorsuch, but apparently he thinks these tariffs are worse than requiring workers to freeze to death.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

He doesn't like paying more for a bottle of Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Montrachet Grand Cru

DJ Headthrob's avatar

That's Uncle TOM Clarence.

George in Atlanta's avatar

My GOD! Went there!!!

Unity In Defiance's avatar

This a win for all of us! Don’t let anyone cheapen it—even though the dissenting opinion by Brett Beer Boofer basically gave instructions to Trump and his regime of grifters on how to enact tariffs legally….

rlritt's avatar

There is a specific process for enacting tariffs, it just requires others also making the decision and takes time. Trump, like a 2 year old just wants what he wants when he wants it.

Cathy Rady's avatar

a specific process wouldn't allow him to change them back and forth, up and down whenever he gets mad at somebody (UP), gets an award (DOWN) or receives a big fucking bribe (WAAAAYYYYYY DOWN)

AuntTeeFa's avatar

His ass was hoisted into power by this evil underground Epstein web

He was nothing more than an average attorney of no significance, except to those who needed him to be where he is today

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

Everything the asshole does is illegal. They had to pick something.

Linda Weide's avatar

Yes. My friend who watches the economy because she day trades notified me the moment it came down. It is huge. Wonder if Trump will try to distract us from Tariffs--his favorite thing, and the Epstein Files, by making a more clear move on Iran?

I have written a piece that explains why I think that Trump's, Board of Peace is the Board of War.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/the-language-of-the-fascist-regime?r=f0qfn

The situation in Iran give credence to my questioning whether the countries who pay to be on the "Board of War" are paying to keep Trump from making war on their countries, or agreeing to join him in making war. With the happenings in Iran it seems the latter is clearly happening, but the former could be part of the deal too. The problem is trusting Trump because one can never trust him.

My book club is considering watching the new Raoul Peck film, "Orwell 2+2+5" together, as we just finished reading "1984." Here is the trailer.

https://youtu.be/SQ8l6HSCWBw?si=vgpOezUzQzC_PSTq

Sharey's avatar

War with Iran is the Great Distractor. If it is prolonged, could delay midterm elections.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The first thing.

Lois Henry's avatar

Does this mean we’re bombing Iran today or what?

rlritt's avatar

I hope not.

arne link's avatar

He has to get permission from his boss. If Putin gives the ok, then bombs will fall overnight. I think that Putin does a lot of business with Iran so he might not agree to the plan. We shall see.

GW B's avatar

What are the odds he will take the feedback and set to work to create a national emergency that he thinks can qualify,

Kathleen Weber's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS FUNNY!!! 🤣🤣🤣

President Dipshit hates Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.), the libertarian who led the fight to release the Epstein files. Yesterday, Massie reported, "Trump called me a moron at the prayer breakfast. I’m glad to know I’m in his prayers.” 🙏🏼👿🙏🏼👿🙏🏼👿

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2026/02/17/thomas-massie-epstein-files-trump-bondi-interview-00781625

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Trump and his Christian Nationalist Cadre are literally one step away from selling indulgencies. It was a major source of revenue in the Middle Ages.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

His crypto-fucking scam is biblical usury

Rhesus's avatar

Seems to me he already is.

George in Atlanta's avatar

And triggered the Protestant Reformation. That went nicely for the Church.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

When you get dunked on by Thomas Massie…

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Kathleen, that’s a treasure thank you.

HI2thDoc's avatar

For years bonny Prince Andy

Was known to be rowdy and randy

Now let's hope he will dump

What he knows about Trump

For justice that would be dandy

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I'm the President

Give me a billion dollars

Board of Peace, haha

Patty Mooney's avatar

So all those countries actually ponied up a billion dollars apiece?

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Only Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar. Trump ordered the US Treasury to pay $10B, which he will control. Nice work if you can get it.

Patty Mooney's avatar

Mobster Don: "Be a shame if anything happened to your country."

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Patty, those are the rich fucks that want to rebuild and own Gaza. Colonize it in my words.

Patty Mooney's avatar

It seems to always boil down to "Follow the money."

Susan Niemann's avatar

Someone needs to put these to music. 👏👏👏👏👏

Charles Austin's avatar

No doubt. We have two masters of the limerick in the group.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey, we can feature them on Music Monday! 😂😂😂

HI2thDoc's avatar

That’s outta my league

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Toby Koch's avatar

I find it interesting that Melania's home country of Slovenia declined its invitation. Amusing, too.

HI2thDoc's avatar

They might be ashamed of her and her choices, like most of the humans on the planet

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

My parents are from Slovenia. There was a time when no one had heard of it, and I'd provide a 2-second spiel of its history since WW1. One of our cousins from there visited during the summer of '23. I asked her, knowing that she doesn't speak for all 2 million people, what is the opinion of Melania. She gave an eye roll and said they had hoped she would visit and maybe show off the country a little. Apparently that statue of her over there keeps getting vandalized.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Cleveland, Ohio has a big Slovenian community, which created a festival 16 years ago called Kurentovanje, based on one that takes place in Slovenia, where furry-suited "kurenti" clang large bells to chase away the winter. It just keeps getting bigger. It was last weekend, and I have never heard a mention anywhere of Melania, not even in their "Slovenian celebrities" area. The Slovenian Museum and Archives did debut a nice exhibit on former Ohio governor/senator George Voinovich however, who retired in 2011 because the Tea Party was too extreme for him. I said to the curator "I'll bet there's no photo of Voinie with Trump," and sure enough, there wasn't.

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

My mom has cousins in the Cleveland area. I've heard about the kurenti festival, and it sounds like fun. That's good to read that Voinovich doesn't have a pic of himself with t****.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It was great, getting bigger every year! Lots of community groups in the parade — ethnic dance groups, Slovenian language classes, high school marching bands, City Dogs with their adoptable dogs, polka bands (Cleveland is home of the Cleveland-style aka Slovenian Polka Hall of Fame). Voinie died in June 2016 too soon to vote in that election, but it's doubtful he would've voted for Trump. I'll have to ask his daughter what she thinks next time I run into her.

Dave Drell's avatar

They put up a statute to a whore? That’s all we need to know about Slovenia.

Kristina Jurecic's avatar

It was a wooden one, very folksy-looking.

Lois Henry's avatar

Maybe they don’t have the billion dollars to give Trump

Joe Witkowski's avatar

The whore Melanomia could earn that cool $Billion in no time

George in Atlanta's avatar

The Ho From Slo is a never-ending source of humiliation for those poor people. There was a wooden statue put up in her 'honor'. It burned.

Dave Drell's avatar

LOL- a statute made of WOOD?

Seriously, not of metal? Easy to catch fire I guess.

George in Atlanta's avatar

That was one iteration. I suspect these have been several effigies to invite abuse.

Robin D's avatar

"The Ho From.Slo"

😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing lol.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

They saw her movie and said, "no thanks."

Susan Niemann's avatar

"‘so, how long have you been the leader of Azerbaijan? HA HA THAT’S GREAT.’" 😂😂

It is not possible for me to despise the couchfucker more than I do. AOC will forever be smarter and more capable.

The spray painted pasta sent me over the edge, tho. BRILLIANT.

Thanks Jeff...I hope you're doing ok. ❤️

Bob's avatar

The Chef Boyardee Peace Prize!

Lisa Bieber's avatar

So fitting for the Orange Impasta

Diana's avatar

Oh funny Lisa!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! Thats funny! 👏👏👏

Jane's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 You know if that was offered, the demented old coot would think its real.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Now if only Pope Leo XIV silences or excommunicates Couchfuck and the Dominican deplorables who backdoored him into the church of clerical backdooring 🙏

Mary A. Rose's avatar

Let's Dance Vance killed one Pope, so Pope Leo is staying away from him.

arne link's avatar

The Pope could excommunicate him from afar. He doesn't have to get near him.

arne link's avatar

Yes, the school day pasta project was brilliant.

Jane's avatar

I loved the spray painted pasta too!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Brought back some 4th grade memories!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Being smarter and more capable than Couchfuck isn't a stretch, even for the overrated AOC, who is at least intelligent, concerned with regular people, not owned by a German billionaire, and probably more aware of her shortcomings than the odious Couchfuck.

Robin D's avatar

Jeff once showed that picture of the macaroni frame before. A classic haha.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, you are supposed to be resting and taking it easy. (Using my motherly caring tone).

Today's Wisdom in the light of being called a Terrorist by Trump (because I am Trans).

"We are all born with a great capacity for love. The question is whether we let our fears or our loves define us." — Jericho Brown,

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-trump-calls-trans-persons-terrorists-we-aren-t-trump-is-gay-everything-is-on-fire

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I only needed a one-day break, that's all. and when I need another day off, I won't be shy about taking it

Timothy Powell's avatar

In a comment on a previous post, I promised to honor your late wife by doing a “Jeff” by fighting MAGA morons on my local Nextdoor website. Well, it worked. I just got a month-long “timeout” from the Nextdoor AI bots for suggesting that “It’s okay to punch a Nazi”.

Mps's avatar

Congratulations on your achievement

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You better.

My mom energy comes free of charge Jeff.

And we all just care, remember that.

arne link's avatar

We, your indulgent and grateful fans, were happy that you took a day of rest. We don't want to feel that we are too demanding. Thank you for doing the hard work of listening to his bull pucky.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Take your own "self-care" message to heart.

Clint Opine's avatar

Whatever gets you through. No one walks in your shoes but you. Stay well.

Ransom Rideout's avatar

You??? Shy??? HA !

George in Atlanta's avatar

Roger that. You've probably observed that we're quite adept at keeping ourselves amused here. You set it all in motion, so this space is a central part of our days.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Maybe just turn off the laptop, and do something pleasing for yourself for a day. Just sayin’. ❤️❤️❤️

kathiallyson's avatar

…um, except… you didn't take a one-day break. But that's okay, you are the judge and jury now. ❤️

Tess's avatar

Planet Pedophile in Kiddie-Fiddler Galaxy……BRILLIANT! Have a nice weekend to all and lets hope the next face we see like Andrew’s is sundowning grandpa!

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Ah, yes; how low the former mighty have fallen.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yeah - but only in Europe - so far. . .

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Gotta start someplace--at least, it's a beginning!

Mike Hammer's avatar

“As first order of business for the Board, I say we invade Kreplachistan. I hear the food is good.”

Bored of Peace sounds more honest.

Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!! I almost vacationed in Kreplachistan. 🤣🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar

I hear it's much nicer than trumpsasskissstan

Hollie Rood's avatar

I have it on good authority tRUMPsasskissstan is a sh1thole place

Wendymae's avatar

JFC I just read Drop Site's coverage of the Bored and their plans, which is so horrifying and delusional.

Wendymae's avatar

Isn't the first order of business putting a US military base in Gaza? Surprised/not surprised that's not getting more press.

rlritt's avatar
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I thought it was a motel and golf course he was going to build in Gaza, on the beach?

Wasn't that the whole reason for the Israeli offensive?

Wendymae's avatar

From Drop Site: Israeli real estate billionaire pitches “Mediterranean Riviera”: Israeli-Cypriot developer Yakir Gabay presented a 10-year plan at the inaugural Board of Peace meeting in Washington, D.C. to transform Gaza into a tourism and business hub with 200 hotels, potential artificial islands, and major infrastructure spanning housing, transport, energy, and industry—contingent on the full disarmament of Hamas.

I'm sure fuckface's name will be all over this, in addition to his cut.

arne link's avatar

It's Kushner's special job.

rlritt's avatar

Un-fucking believable

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Not really. Kushner said it back in 2024. Why disbelieve it? All these guys do is look for their next grift and it doesn't matter who gets hurt.

Wendymae's avatar

Every time I say unbelievable now it's always followed by "if anything was unbelievable anymore".

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He's just piggybacking on what Jared Kushner suggested back in 2024 when some "pro-Palestinians" but their hands over their ears and hummed loudly while announcing they would not vote for Harris to "teach Democrats a lesson." Kushner suggested this BEFORE the election, you assholes!!!!!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Haiku

Maniac Moron

Supreme Court says, "Bite me, dude."

Orange dildo pouts.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Orange Dildo invades Iran 8 hours later

arne link's avatar

I don't think they will invade because loss of American lives would make the U.S. blow up. They will just stand offshore and lob in some misiles to make life even more miserable for the Iranian people. The mullahs will be fine.

Steph's avatar

can’t hardly wait for trump’s truth tweet about the tariffs- pretty sure he’s throwing one of his big baby tantrums!!!

Diana's avatar

You can just see it right?? If it wasn’t SO scary it would be funny!

How can he be the Chairman - when he’s about to attack Iran?

Clint Opine's avatar

He'll attack Iran the moment, and not a minute before, Netanyahu (and maybe Putin) gives him permission.

arne link's avatar

IDK, doesn't Putin do a lot of business with Iran? Maybe he doesn't want his supply chain interrupted? Maybe he won't give the OK?

Clint Opine's avatar

He does a lot of business with Iran including receiving combat drones. Which is why I added his name. His power over Tangeranus has to be taken into consideration.

Hollie Rood's avatar

Interesting 🤔

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Adult diaper shortage in the DC Metro area!! Punish the suppliers with higher tariffs!! #FUCKTRUMP

Steph's avatar

guaranteed trump will blame all of his failed economic policies, including lack of manufacturing jobs on this scotus decision- we will be hearing about how great his economy was prior to this moment!

arne link's avatar

Don't forget about Biden. Whatever happens is Joe's fault and maybe Hilary's, too.

Susie's avatar

And the autopen. And Hunter Biden.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

And Obama's. Don't forget Obama. Always blame the Black guy.

rlritt's avatar

Getting it done would require work and time. He'll lose interest.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

There goes the next 24 hours on his website dumpster.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The nations listed that joined the grift board are a roster of dick sucking dictatorships

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Sadly, Israel shouldn't be there but under the Trump-like Netanyahu regime it fits right in.

HI2thDoc's avatar
4hEdited

Israel is an interesting case. They get $billions from us, but they have some sort on leverage of Preznit Pedophile, like exploiting his Islamophobia and floating the ridiculous idea of developing Gaza into a trump resort. Bibi should be in jail, maybe cellmates with drumpf

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Military base adjacent to Gaza Resort/Par Three golf course where you can bury an ex-wife

rlritt's avatar

Maybe he has a copy of the Epstein files with Trump's crimes and misdeeds highlighted. And photos.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Netanyahu's goal is the same as Trump's: protect his own sorry ass.

Charles Austin's avatar

Not just the Shitgibbon. AIPAC has it's corrupt tentacles into both sides of the aisle.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Dickcaterships?

Susie's avatar

Well said.

Drew Lankford's avatar

Jeff: My belated condolences on the loss of your dear wife and partner. I could tell from some of your comments that she was a great sounding board for you and a solid supporter of your views - and frustration. To be together that long is a testament to a true and loving relationship. I'm sure she meant a lot to many of her friends and others as well. I wish you comfort, peace, and strength in the days ahead.

And THANK YOU for all that you have done to get us through the last 14 months with your humor and wisdom. I needed it and I am grateful. We'll get through this together.

A toast to the memory of Clauda! May she rest in peace.

Drew Lankford

Clint Opine's avatar

Yes, this. And so much better than I could have said it.

Irascible Ink's avatar

"the Andrew Formerly Known As Prince"

😂😂😂

Cheri Collins's avatar

That’s what I call him now. It’s perfect!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Andrew is an historic Anus Horriibilus from the royal family.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

It was the fuckiest of times…it was the findoutiest of times… and Donnie Dumbfuck and Randy Andy both got to the FO part of the timeline over the last 24 hours.

May it continue forward and with momentum.

Joyce's avatar

The pervert formerly known as a prince must have Donnie Demento, Holy Brother Mike, Lady Graham, and untold others in a state of panic......Charles has made it very, very clear that he's not bailing out Andy; Andy's as dumb as a fucking rock, but he's not so stupid that he can't see he's really in it now. I'm sure big brother has explained to him what a fucking moron he is and that there's an excellent chance Andy's supreme idiocy, greed, and perversion can bring down the monarchy.

Solution? Sing like a canary, Andy--hit every high note. He does not have to be afraid of "committing suicide," as Charles would ensure that much for him. He can volunteer to testify before the US Congress: he's got nothing to lose and at least something to gain by finally coming clean. Charles needs to explain it to the dumbfuck in one-syllable words.

And I shall break out the tariff-free champagne.

arne link's avatar

I would save the champers. He won't do anything about the tariffs. He always ignores rulings if they are not to his liking. Has he paid E. Jean Carol yet? I thought not.

rlritt's avatar

I think some pretty hefty corporate owners seeing their bottom line shrink due to Chinese tariffs had a word with him. This way Trump doesnt have to admit that he was wrong and tariffis don't work the way he thinks.

Hollie Rood's avatar

💥and now he can blame SCOTUS with a side order of Joe Biden, because Joe Biden.

arne link's avatar

Excellent point. You are probably right.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh, that would be fabulous for him to testify before Congress. PLEASE make it so!!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Suicide after exhaustive testimony is best case

arne link's avatar

Oh, he will suicide either willingly or not. Jeffrey didn't commit suicide. Maybe he was whisked away and the N.Y. coroner is complicit. I would like to see his dead body, just to be sure.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Wonder which golf course he's planted in.

Dave Drell's avatar

The Rich will have him “terminated” and of course make it look like an accident.

rlritt's avatar

I wonder if they took Andrew's money? Does he have to get a job?

Ransom Rideout's avatar

"the most recent person to tell Donny to sit on it and twirl was the Pope."

Nothing gets the POINT across like SOIAT!!!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Leo XIV needs to have Couchfuck burned at the stake for being such a tube steak

arne link's avatar

Oooh, now I have Tube Snake Boogie playing in my head. Thank you. Oh, and excommunicate Couchfuck please.

Charles Austin's avatar

Impalement by the Swiss Guards.😂😂

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It’s weird that doughboy didn’t fit right in at the doughnut store.