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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

but at least we denied the presidency to the woman who couldn't solve a thousand-year conflict during the hundred days she was a candidate. ace job, America

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Seems like Krasnov gonna "solve" it by starting WWIII. Then he can force Google Maps to call it Armageddon.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Trump-magedden. He'll have to glorify himself even as our world implodes.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

“The biggest, like no one’s ever seen before!”

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And selling it to all the end-time assholes who voted for him to cause that to happen!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well played HI2!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Nice dot-connect 😂

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

When you put your old, bloated body in an ad glorifying yourself, it means you are truly unconnected to reality

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P123Sunny's avatar

I honestly think a friend of one of his kids’ friends ‘creates’ something and it’s put in front of him and he’s like yeah why not cool

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yeah it has that amateuristic just-learned digital artwork non-attention to details.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Even his subconscious is not that self aware.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Made me snort 😬🫢

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Let me sum up's avatar

Happy to help.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Yeah, strange how we’re not hearing anything from those Gaza protestors who thought trump would be better for Palestinians than Harris. Maybe they’ve been deported as trump wants to do. It’s “find out” time for those folks.

Despite their stupidity in failing to do the bare minimum to research trump and recognize the huge mistake they made in voting for him, the protesters should NOT be deported for voicing their misguided views.

Again, as I tell every trump voter I can, “hope you get everything that you voted for.”

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KMD's avatar

Yeah, I hope all those folks in Dearborn, Michigan are happy now that they didn't vote for Kamala.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

How could ANYBODY not see that Trump would be much, much worse for Palestine than Biden, or Harris on their worst day? I mean ANYBODY?

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Marycat2021's avatar

When your family is getting slaughtered by US weapons provided by Joe and Antony, what the fuck do you think you'd do?

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Trump will do worse. You know this to be true.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Indeed he will. But millions of people didn’t give a shit or didn’t know any better. Besides, Harris indicated during her campaign that she had no plan to change Biden’s Israel policy. In fact, just before the election Biden sent a shipment of 2,000 pound bombs to Israel.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They're too busy telling anyone who points it out it is "not their fault". somehow.

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Nunya's avatar

Those people—the ones who voted for trump because Biden and Harris didn’t support Gaza—are still out there bitching out the people who voted for Harris! Who the fck else were they supposed to vote for? Kennedy???? Gimme a break!

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Marycat2021's avatar

Who? got a link?

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Nunya's avatar

A link to a nobody with a big mouth? Sure, next time I see one, I’ll send you a link before I block them.

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Marycat2021's avatar

How rude. "Maybe they’ve been deported as trump wants to do. It’s “find out” time for those folks."

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KL Pierce's avatar

I guess you didn’t read my comment entirely. I said that they should NOT be deported for voicing their beliefs however misguided they may be. And they’re somewhat responsible for Mump’s reign of terror that affects ALL of us.

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Marycat2021's avatar

I read it. But blaming one group of voters for an election where they were looking at 2 people who are both staunchly pro-Israel doesn’t give voters whose families were being annihilated in a genocide much of a choice.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Funny, how I didn’t hear anything from Biden about turning Gaza into Gaza-a-Lago or stopping humanitarian aid to Gaza. I have heard of trump wanting to do both. Making false equivalences is not only silly but destructive at this point.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump didn't mention it until after he was inaugurated.

Stop getting into the mansplaining bit. It's impolite. False equivalencies? I bet I know a few more Palestinians than you do.

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Janet Melke's avatar

Wait a minute. There is a law already that allows entrepreneurs into this country if they agree to spend $500,000 on development.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Yeah but trump wants more, naturally. And he wants to be able to slide that $$$$ into his own pocket somehow, which he WILL do.

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Wendymae's avatar

At this point he doesn't even have to pretend that it will go to the government and not him personally.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👆👆🎯$Trump crypto only!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Yep. Laundered clean.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

The current law lets you start a business to employ Americans and earn a green card that way. Trump probably wants to up the price and put it in his

sovereign wealth (slush) fund. The only employees will be maids and gardeners at the oligarchs' Florida mansions.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Apparently from what I’ve read, there is no requirement to do anything. Just buy a citizenship for $5,000.000.00 No questions asked and no requirements. Whereas the old law provides that they add to the economy through businesses and employ Americans. In some countries you can’t even open a business unless you have a 50/50 partnership with a native citizen.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

And it's all her fault....

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Let me sum up's avatar

I thought it was Biden's fault. So hard to keep track.

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James Starr's avatar

and Obama wearing a tan suit was just a bridge too far.

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Let me sum up's avatar

for sure

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

But her emails….

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Let me sum up's avatar

Oooh that's right - those too.

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P123Sunny's avatar

🤔😂🤣

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Stephen Brady's avatar

The remote FOTUS.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Would love to hear from the "I won't vote for Harris because of Gaza" crowd right about now.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

There are many up in Michigan thinking about that right about now.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Worst case of buyer’s remorse. BTW, what happened to the campus protests?

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Alison Parker's avatar

I guess they finally got bored with harassing random Jewish kids for the crime of existing in the world while Jewish.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I thank you for using "bored with" instead of the really, really annoying and incorrect "bored of" that everybody uses these days. Another one that people mangle and really annoy me is saying something is far and few between which makes no sense. It's few and far between.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Your taking there knowledge of old sayings for granite.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

They could of just been unawares of that pacific saying.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I myself take things for marble

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Lois Henry's avatar

😆

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Sooz Hall's avatar

🎊🤣🩷🎊🤣👏🏻👏🏻

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Less students practice correct grammar than ever before. This particular misuse irks me to no end.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Not to mention using, "reign in," instead of, "rein in."

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Is it rainin'?

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Andrew's avatar

Grammar is the least of our worries right now.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah. Grammar takes her teeth out at inappropriate times

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Y'all leave my Grammar out of this. She never done nuthin' to you.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Bingo

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I saw on CNN that they are deporting students here on student visas who participated in the protests. It made me sick 😞

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Of course they are. Fucking Nazis.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤬🤬🤬

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Abbi's avatar

A cousin I’ve been close to for 70 years is in that crowd. I’m so tempted to send him this with a kinda sorta sarcastic note — actually, I’ve been stopping myself from snarking at him since, oh, maybe Nov 6. I was also outraged that Biden kept sending Bibi military help, but not outraged enough to vote for someone willing to go multiple steps further and inflict trump, who began talking about trump Gaza before he was nominated and did that Muslim ban thing during the 1st regime, on the world. Of course, I didn’t have a problem voting for a woman of color, so there’s that.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Yeah--I have family members and every single day I want to send things to them, but they get their "news" from another planet, and they have all the talking points to refute my arguments. I am not cool-headed enough to have a debate or even a conversation. My temper is explosive these days.

According to my family member when she saw my STOP PROJECT 2025 bumper sticker: "That's not a thing. It has nothing to do with trump." FUCK!!!!! Well, she's right about one thing: trump doesn't know anything about it b/c as he claims, he's never read it, which we know is true. My head is going to explode.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Nothing will stop my relatives from worshipping Trump and slobbering over the ground that fat ass waddles on.

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Derek Smith's avatar

May you outlive every single one of them.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Sadly won't happen. I have 2 disabled grandnephews and 2 disabled grandnieces on SSI. All my nephews and nieces are hard core Republicans who worship Trump. They're gonna get nailed by the Medicaid and Social Security cuts coming down the pike and they're brainwashed to believe that 'de Lawd will provide'...

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Alex Dash's avatar

It is a cult-like worship that I surely don't understand. Do your relatives grasp at all, that Medicaid cuts may directly harm them? There's an old adage, "The Lord helps those who help themselves." It's sad that any person with disabilities has to carry the additional worry that their benefits may decrease or stop altogether.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I meant it kinda tongue-in-cheek, Joe. Peace.

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James Starr's avatar

yeah, and when that happens, change your phone number

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

...In great health, for decades.

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Lucius's avatar

Same. In my entire family of 2 dozen-ish people there are exactly two of us who aren't batshit evangelical fuckwads.

It's so bad that my late grandfather had to hide the fact that he didn't vote for trump from everyone, including his wife of seventy years.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

To be fair, it is a secret ballot so he was entitled to not say.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

How are they with the vicious anti-Semites that are his core support?

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Perfectly fine with it. They're all "born again Xtians"

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Sorry to hear. The most judgmental, pugnacious, intolerant people I know. They had better reevaluate what Jesus actually represented

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Sarah's avatar

The only time that these ignorant rigid lemmings will understand what is actually happening is when it affects them personally. Unfortunately, that’s the only way to reach them. They will have to lose their job or Medicare or SSI or help from FEMA, etc. When something finally hits home they will wonder what happened and will be very confused. Maybe even deny that reality for as long as possible. Ultimately, that’s our only chance of the MAGAts realizing they were conned.

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Lucius's avatar

They'll never come around to reality. Not even when they get fucked. They're too far gone. They'll just come up with an excuse to blame it on Biden, or Harris, or trans people, of people of color, or whatever the scapegoat of the day happens to be.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

So true.

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Lucius's avatar

Shit like this is why estrangement is a good thing. If someone in your family decides to be a deranged shitweasel, fuck 'em.

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vorpal's avatar

right, which is why Project 2025 lead Russ Vought is now in charge of the OMB

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He’s nothing but a useful idiot figurehead

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Lucius: Or very possibly Muskrat. None of them like him anyway.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, I've never met anyone who admits being a t supporter, but my temper is explosive too. Not at people I know, but what I hear on tv. Jesus, who are these people! Where did he find them? I thought they were supposed to sink to the bottom. Of course, he's probably on the bottom and that's where he finds them. Did you see the idiots at the cabinet meeting? They must be russian plants, because I can't imagine them as American corporate heads. They make Ronnie and Nancy look good. Well, sort of.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Speaking of Bibi, Israel joined the US Russia and North Korea in voting against the UN resolution condemning Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Birds of a feather flock together and so do pigs and schwein.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Bibi is nothing more than Trump in a kippah.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Trump probably pulled his transactional shit with Bibi (pay me back for the billions Israel has received in financial and military aid, like Ukraine), and put Gazaland on the table for negotiation. Bibi is more than gleeful to get the U.S. to redevelop that genocidal mass grave and deport the remaining Palestinians on our nickel.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

That vote was Probably the most shameful event in US history

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

When did this happen, Stephen?

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Laurie's avatar

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7435pnle0go

The US is in some great company here: North Korea, Belarus, Russia. Ah to be the bad guys.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

On Monday. Pay attention.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I beg your pardon. Are you the fucking Substack police, Ellen?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It was on the ghastly news, and I couldn't believe my eyes. We voted with a bunch of African countries and the small boys, russia, israel, north korea, etc. All our former allies voted against us. It was, I guess, the official notice that we have gone off the deep end. Our government is covered with shame. Gold statue indeed!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And scheisskopfs.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

😡😡😡😡

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MARY's avatar

I DO NOT HAVE TIME or breath to waste talking reason to these troglodytes. It's a 5 alarm fire and I'm prioritizing actions with at least a remote chance of warding off their Armageddon

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I think your last sentence encapsulates it perfectly. Yep, Biden was old-fashioned on Gaza and couldn't really stop Bibi. But funding it was bad, but with all the propaganda by the bought and paid for media, they would have crucified him if he hadn't.

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Abbi's avatar

Exactly. Biden was between a rock and a hard place and at least advocated for a 2-state solution. Co-prez Krasnov wants ethnic cleansing, which I think Bibi does, too, but Biden/Harris definitely did not.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

They crucified him anyway. Better to have shown some honor.

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Anna B's avatar

Biden didn't fund it or authorize the funding by himself. He was/is too much a product of that earlier time when even if we thought they were trash, we DID manage to work across the aisle (both ways).

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Douglas's avatar

AIPAC owns the Democratic party

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Some in the party, all of the republicans, though.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? That had to know if trump won it wouldn't go well for Gaza. Netanyahu was always going to be a bully when it comes to Palestinians, but now he's got an ally in trump. It's just all so wrong.

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David Olson's avatar

It is telling Israel with the USA voted against condemning the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Israel is a sovereign because the world tried to right a great wrong—the Holocaust. And, now, they side with an aggressor. Shame Israel.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Jill Stein has already made a down payment for a penthouse at the Trump Gaza Plaza.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Her kids despise her.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As well they should she had a part in this debacle. The grifty bitch.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

OMG I hope you're kidding. Or is she really that into throwing her money into a sinking cesspool?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Yes, where are those firebrands? Don't they like this AI moshpit? Donny and Netty turning their home into the Fountainblue.

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

They just had a big gathering last week and they still support Trump for reasons only they know. It's a cult.

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Krista Allen's avatar

I was asking the same thing this morning when I picked my jaw up from the floor after watching that fever dream video he posted.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff, you are so wrong about there being no Palestinians in Trump Gaza. I saw plenty of young, compliant, empty headed Palestinian belly dancers, available to be effed senseless.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

What a great recruitment video for Islamic terrorists.

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Diane Findley's avatar

But what was with those beards?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Maybe the guy who created that video was just having some fun, fucking with the client, sneaking something in.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

At heart these RepubliCONS are a kinky bunch. A belly dancer with a beard let’s them pretend that they are pretending to be gay in some convoluted way.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You know how when CPAC comes to town GRndr app goes nuts...

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Rhesus's avatar

Careful, the term "belly dancer" has nothing to do with one's tummy. And they're remarkable athletes.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I was speaking from the perspective of the people who made the video. In their vocabulary, these are belly dancers ready to be effed.

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Rhesus's avatar

We talk dirty here. It's OK to say fucked.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I know. I dictate my comments, and the program will let me say effed, but if I say **** all I get is asterisks.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

That’s cheating! It doesn’t count if you don’t henpeck it out on your phone.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Me too Alison!! They seem strangely quiet!!!

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Susie's avatar

They sure showed us, huh?

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John Schwarzkopf's avatar

I was thinking the exact same thing.

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Lisa Leonardi's avatar

Don't you just love the people who find a political wormhole to justify their racism, classism, homophobia or whateverphobia into?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

True dat Alison!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Damn, just put Jasmine Crockett in charge of everything anti-Smuk and anti-Krasnov already and be done with it!

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Lisa59's avatar

Representative Maxwell Frost is becoming a force of nature. I called his office yesterday and thanked him for speaking out yesterday, for calling King Shitpants the grifter-in-chief. Nancy Mace lost her little pea brain over it. Go Frost!!!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I had planned to write about Maxwell Frost this morning but when I woke up and saw Donny's video, all plans went out the window

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

here's the clip I was going to write about, in which Comer Fudd freaks out when Frost refers to "President Musk" and calls Donny the "grifter-in-chief"

https://www.threads.net/@repmaxwellfrost/post/DGguVAuRrBE?xmt=AQGzJWCKLWzYaKKzi8U6J_aG-1HFH3jBOpJPSrIj5adcYw

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Lisa59's avatar

Thanks for that. This is great. When I called his office, they seemed surprised by my cheers. They kept thanking me. I got his back.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Frost 🔥🔥🔥

More of that please!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Thank you, Jeff and Rep. Frost!

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Mombeka's avatar

“Your job will not be an easy one…” (remember those lines from Mission Impossible?)The “muzzle velocity”(c) Steve Bannon- of the shit coming down the nozzle is pretty intense. Hang in there Jeff.

So far, you’ve proven up to the task of spinning the Augean stable muck-coated straw into comedic gold.

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Susan Bauer's avatar

Yes, it was enough to knock your pants off!

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Punkette's avatar

Yessss, Rep. Frost!!! 🌟 Let’s hear it for the youngest member of Congress (he’s 25). I am so impressed by that young man. He is a rising star and we need many more like him!

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Kate's avatar

He is AMAZING!!!!

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Janine Johnston's avatar

I love him! Florida did right in choosing him!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

One of the few we managed to elect in spite of all the gerrymandering.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks Lisa!!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Rep. Crockett summed it up with those two words which covers the entire gambit of the Maga turdosphere. If only more of the spineless GOP would have what it takes to direct the same narrative to Dump and Smuk.

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Lisa59's avatar

The GQP is bought. They don't fucking care. And by the way, don't bother writing or emailing senators or representatives. Andra Watkins, on her Substack, stated she spoke to a Senator that told her it's a waste of time. However, phones calls are different. They pay attention to those.

Call at least 6 a day. Be specific and personal. Only give them your zip code. They're interested if you're in a blue or red district. Republicans call theirs 10x more than democrats. Please call. Lindsay Graham doesn't answer his phone. Please call. Just specific facts and how it affects you personally. Much appreciated.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Definitely depends on what state, or who you’re attempting to reach. I prefer calling, knowing that a general form letter will be used to reply. Although I have received some very specific letters in response to my requests, as well Lisa!!

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Lisa59's avatar

You get a reply??? I don't get shit. Except one from Klobuchar.

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Lynn Preis's avatar

I got a generic e-mail response from Senator Klobuchar, but I've received 2 topic-specific e-mails from Senator Smith.

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Lisa59's avatar

I don't send emails. I call them. That's probably why.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Easy one place to get their phone numbers?

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Linda Silfven's avatar

I have called every single Senator, Democrat and Republican. Years ago there was a listing of all Senators and House members with phone numbers in some magazine, which I saved. Some Senators have changed, but the phone numbers get passed on to the next Senator. I’d give you the list but I’m not on social media.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I like Dump and Smuk.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Yes yes yes!!!!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

YES!!!

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Peter's avatar

In a world of Chuck Schumers and Dick Durbins, be a Jasmine Crockett!

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Old Man's avatar

Don’t leave out Jeffries.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Rep Crockett’s response to the Elmo Leon question is epic - in a 🎤 no less. Keep going Ms Crockett, you’re making a lot of your citizens’s happy, as well as this Canadian. 👏

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Joan LaRose's avatar

Nothing will convince me that this is nothing more than a distraction from some other evil he and his minions are planning. It’s impossible to take this seriously. If this IS serious, then the republicans need to get serious and start implementing the 25th amendment because, man, Trump’s lost it.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

hard disagree. nothing is a distraction. Donny's equally serious about everything he yammers about.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

" Donny's equally serious about everything he yammers about."

It that isn't a sign of mental illness I don't know what is.

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Jan Moon's avatar

As long as it's about money he's deadly serious. And it seems to be about money all of the time.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Yes and no. I think he's serious about it as long as it serves a purpose in that moment, getting him plenty of media attention, putting him center stage again (his favorite spot), and drawing us away from whatever Elon is doing behind closed doors. But if a week later there's another bright shiny bauble dangling in front of him, then there goes his attention. Hallmark ADHD, along with all his other "issues."

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The mindless drivel of oleaginous sewage flowing from his toxic pie hole, is that of a delusional 78 year old tosspot Jeff, it serves the transnational crime syndicates intentions, on that point I’m in agreement!!

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Lorraine Morton's avatar

Hard disagree for me, too. So grotesque, it’s unbelievable, but not for this sorry excuse of a human being. He envisions it for sure, just as he did that decaying NYC block way back when. It ain’t no smokescreen.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Until the next shiny object.

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Abbi's avatar

Kushner began talking about this immediately after Bibi unleashed the war on Gaza. Trump might get distracted and forget what he said 2 minutes ago (short term memory problems could also account for that) but he doesn’t joke; he’s incapable. He always means what he says.

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Harry Searles's avatar

Sorry, but I have to disagree. We're talking about the biggest liar in the liars hall of fame. Examples: He said that, if elected, he would end the war in Ukraine in one day before his inauguration. Didn't happen. He said that consumer prices would come down on "day one" after his inauguration. Didn't happen. He means what he says when it benefits him to mean what he says. Otherwise, he says a lot of shit he either doesn't mean or he has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He doesn't "lie" in the ordinary sense because he doesn't "believe" anything the way normal humans do. He has no sense of truth or falsity at all. He simply says whatever is convenient to him at the moment, for purpose of attracting attention or putting down someone who said something unflattering to him etc., with no thought whatsoever about whether it is inconsistent with what was convenient for him to say recently, and certainly no thought about whether his words correspond to external reality, which is something he scarcely even perceives.

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Susie's avatar

If he says he will do anything that is helpful to ordinary (not wealthy) Americans, he is lying and he knows it. If he says he will do something to make money for himself/his cronies/his espionage handlers, then he is telling the truth. Not that it matters when he and his enablers have conned almost half of the U.S. Speaking of the "U" part, who thinks Idaho will be the first to announce they are seceding?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

And now he's talking about immigrants again. Pretty soon we'll all be emigrants. Is anyone printing sweatshirts or t-shirts with pictures of his face with a big black X across it?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

As we say in my family, "Are his lips moving?"

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Ellen M George's avatar

Right! If his lips are moving then he’s lying! Can you imagine being one of his kids growing up in his household? You wouldn’t know which way was up! What is true, what is not! No wonder they are all such dysfunctional beings.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

They obviously spent some time around him, although I believe they may have gone to boarding school. As my lawyer used to say, "why have kids if you don't take them with you on vacation?" Have you ever noticed how many Ellens there are on Substack?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes and no. He's stupid and greedy enough to be at least partially serious about his new real estate development.

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Lisa59's avatar

Nothing he does is a distraction. It's all intentional. It all serves his criminal purpose.

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Ellen M George's avatar

This definitely proves that he has lost it! We can’t have a President who is mentally ill and therefore not able to fulfill his presidential duties in a sane and well thought out manner.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Who is going to stop him?

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Dave Drell's avatar

Exactly—- the sycophant Republitards?

We couldn’t purge him in the first go around, now he’s in there solid…. with a

burst trash bag of personality disorders we are all suffering from! What a despicable being! ( he ain’t a human being.. just a being)

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He's a homunculus.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He is not constitutionally eligible to be President. The Presidency is vacant at present.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

The Republicans will never get serious about trying to save our democracy.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's because they're all vassals of p. Without his money they couldn't win elections.

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Ellen M George's avatar

I don’t think Trump supports anyone’s elections, just his own. He’s too damn selfish!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Wasn’t there something in some story about worshipping a golden calf being kinda sorta not the thing we supposed to do?

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Tess's avatar

Fake christians…….

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Denise Hall's avatar

Read Exodus.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. That statue is an abomination. Orange Fuckwit’s legs aren’t that long. More magical thinking.

2. 🎶There’s a place on Mars where bearded ladies smoke cigars🎶

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

These are the “thoughts” generated by the hamster wheel inside tRump’s great big, taffeta covered pumpkin head. He believes at least half of the shit he says.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol. He can’t remember half the things he says.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

But when it spews from his mof’ he almost believes it 😂

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Wendymae's avatar

I wonder what the price tag will be on those take home statuettes. I really wish I could unsee that video as well as unhear that song.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Yes his legs are short bowed yuk

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Omg. 🤣 Priceless about the legs and magical thinking. Thank you for that.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It’s the most repugnant thing I’ve seen to date. For once, I’m speechless. That never happens.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Speechless? You just spoke here!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Ha ha

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Dave Drell's avatar

The garbage just gets worse & worse Susan. This is not the apex yet.. more

worthless ideas coming our way!!!

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Debra Gudzune's avatar

King Cheeto has just put a fresh bullseye on the US. This arrogance will/may be problematic for US security.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

No one with a security background or competency is safeguarding our nation now. No one. Gabbard (Intelligence), Noem (Homeland Security), Patel (FBI), Rubio (State), Hegseth (DoD)? All trash, focused on looking for liberal "enemies within" while Musk decimates their departmental staff. We have never been more vulnerable.

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Dina's avatar

Hopefully it will just be problematic for HIS security.

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Debra Gudzune's avatar

Yes, we can only hope!

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

One Truth Social user wrote: “I could not be a bigger supporter of President Trump but this particular video is in very poor taste. Very poor taste, indeed!” Another wrote: “I hate this. I love our president, but this is horrible.”

Hey Cheesedick there is no but. If he is this type of a douchebag shittnozzle, you still love him??? Godamn cultist is right.

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KayinLa's avatar

My postcard group meets today. We have been meeting since 2017. We are a bunch of pissed off old women who have seen it all. We are fighting for our children, grandchildren and all the frightened and vulnerable people out there the repubs want to wipe off the face of the earth.

Never surrender, Never give up! and fuck James Carville.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Carville is an old misogynist "all the preachy women my ass!"

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Keep the information flowing, Kay, it’s our only chance to fight back.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Thank you. I am so grateful to the women elders for not giving in and showing up. It helps more than you know.

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Anna B's avatar

Yes! There are 3 US congressional elections coming up - 2 in Florida very soon - April 1, 2025. Then 1 in New York that is not yet scheduled. We ALL need to do what we can to elect Dems in those districts. I would so love to see the 2 in FL go to the Dems! What a blow that would be to this criminal admin.

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Anna B's avatar

Meant to add that I can't vote for them as I'm in CA, but I can squeeze out a few $$ and also help with cards & texts.

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Mary Sundberg's avatar

Good on Jasmine!!!!!!

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Tess's avatar

Absolutely disgusting!🤮 It’s not your land dumbshit. He definitely wants to be “Leader of the World”….that will come next! GROSS!!!!!

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Abbi's avatar

I keep thinking Krasnov’s owner might have some feelings about his asset ruling the world.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I was just going to say that.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Yeah, Trump has no intention of leaving office in four years. 🤬

How are we going to get rid of him?

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Cheri Collins's avatar

I constantly wonder how that gilded syphilitic drip of a misfuck became teflon coated. Never a moment of privation. Nothing touches him. He thrives despite his corpulent wallowing in an unhealthy lifestyle. Retribution is really running late. 🤬🤬🤬.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

The antichrist doesn't die.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Feet first, or one of his own will frag him. Two have tried already.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Be a better shot than that guy in Butler and know you'll never live to see the world you saved.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Actually you'll also need to convince three other people to help, because JD, Mikey, and Leon all need to go at the same time. 👍

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yup. it's assholes all the way down.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Nothing ever touched Reagan either. And he had Alzheimers too.

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Ellen M George's avatar

Hope not , don’t give him the chance!

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

Jasmine Crockett for the win indeed!!!....that was just fucking beautiful!

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

OK, so trump's staunch supporters are horrified about his awful AI video (extremely hideous, chaotic quality...maybe Baron did it?)...how can anyone support trump: "I love our president, but this is horrible." Hello!!? This is horrible?! This shit is what is in your dear leader's mind and heart. You can't have it both ways.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

My reflexive response would be, "Actually, YOU'RE horrible. You love a dictator, a fascist, who is destroying our country and throwing the balance of power to China and Russia. How do you live with yourself?"

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