364 Comments
User's avatar
Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I had not intended to write about the shutdown today — in fact, I had a bunch of other stuff bookmarked — but when god drops a racist video in your lap, what else can you do

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it also seemed the most mockable of all the crap that happened yesterday. there's really not much humor to be mined from learning that it's actually Nosferatu McGoebbels who's been ordering the military to blow up Venezuelan fishing boats. ugh

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and Donny and Bibi coming up with their umpteenth unworkable plan that Hamas will never agree to.

I could go on and on

DJ Headthrob's avatar

We'll see it come to fruition "in two weeks" like everything else--GOP Healthcare, Dominion Fraud proof, MYPillow Guy's lawsuit.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Did our vice president/president of vice fuck one of MyPillowGuy’s pillows?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Only his hairdresser (and makeup guy) know for sure.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Trumpenetanyaputen fully intend to exterminate the population of Gaza. Hitler would approve.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It'd just astonishing to me that pouty "pro-Palestinians" refused last year to vote for Harris to "teach Democrats a lesson" when Trump family members (looking at YOU, Jared Kushner) made it clear before the election that they would do this.

Runfastandwin's avatar

what ye sow so shall ye reap, it's the oldest truth there is.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

YES. They have also said they believe in standing on principles with those votes, they do not regret them, and I guess genocide is the price one pays for "standing on principle." While they are *currently* safely living in the USA. As if the train of consequences never arrives. It. Is. Maddening.

arne link's avatar

He and Bibi want their oceanfront hotels. Killing so many people for a hotel. It's beyond belief.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

It's like they're emulating the nazi regime of almost 100 years ago.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Trumpenetanyaputen is great, however, I don't think we should actually say their names. I always use t myself, and I suggest tnputin as the everyday abbreviation myself, since putin appears to be the actual being in charge.

arne link's avatar

Wait! Didn't they break up? I heard that Drumpf threw away the ring and everything.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Don't be so hopeful Arne. Remember all the videos putin has on t.

mary's avatar

How about "poutine?" Sorta covers all the current big time dictator bases. (Apologies to our dear Canadian friends.)

Zija Pulp's avatar

Very nice portmanteau!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Slapping a set of cuffs on Bibi, the ICC war criminal, then shipping him off to The Hague would have been a better, more effective option for peace!

Zija Pulp's avatar

And don’t forget Dear Leader! He hates being left out of the excitement.

Christine Zepka's avatar

Please do!😵‍💫

Marion Mlotok's avatar

I especially love the part where they release the hostages, then whichever IDF withdrawal phase they're up to just dissolves into thin air like the previous ones.

Joyce's avatar

That's PRESIDENT Nosferatu McGoebbels. Who is one of the most savagely mentally unstable people ever to walk the earth.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I would give anything to see ICE "accidentally" arrest him.

P123Sunny's avatar

That’s ‘matador’…?

T L Mills's avatar

UGH--that article...I only got into it as far as the (shudder) sexual matador bit and now I need a shower! EEEeeeeeuuuuwwww!!!! Blech, blech, blech!

arne link's avatar

Please, I can't even...

Patricia Williamson's avatar

What in the Hell is a "sexual matador?' Someone explain that to me.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

A guy who waves his dick around like a matador does his cape?

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Or maybe his dick IS a red flag.

P123Sunny's avatar

SMiller’s wife refers to him

kdsherpa's avatar

I forgot that. So she's the bull? Is that kinda gay?

T L Mills's avatar

Dear Goddess-----bleargh!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Isn't she with Musk these days?

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I think you just might have a fact there Joyce!

Leu2500's avatar

Someone needs to tell Trump’s mini-me that he’s not safe from the ICC for his war crimes.

Kim Steeves's avatar

It's just a shame that the US does not recognize the warrants of the ICC. Putin and Bibi are wanted by them for war crimes.

Kay-El's avatar

Not surprising since Bloodsucker Miller Goebbels can’t do this to Americans (yet)

Joyce's avatar

President Nosferatu's got the troops marching into American cities and he's gotten Donnie Demento to give the troops permission to use full force. And the Extreme Court reversed every legal precedent in the last 250 years to allow the thugs to stop and detain any person they want to, based on how that person looks to them.

It's not going to end well, is it?

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Just happened in Chicago yesterday in one of the safest tourist areas, where they detained a family when spotting their kids playing in a fountain and are now holding them to be shipped back to Guatemala. I can hardly wait until our own Nuremberg trials or when ICE guys are treated the way Nazi camp guards were treated.

Kim Steeves's avatar

Watching on the news yesterday, they were showing the ICE troops walking the streets, in a group, a gang, a gaggle. Looked quite comical, I guess they use the strength in numbers attitude!

Dee's avatar

Praying for continued hot weather. And sunny skies. Let them bake under that gear and those masks

Kay-El's avatar

That depends on us. My state is fighting back as so many others or will. Resistance is not futile.

Cyndi's avatar

Resistance is absolutely NOT futile.

Resistance (R) is equal to voltage (V) divided by current (I): R = V/I.

Sorry, couldn't resist! 😎

/s

Kay-El's avatar

Lol, nor should you have. Well played

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Yes bc Donnie is on the golf course- putting in the hard work- while these "advisors" run the Presidency show.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Did that fat orange bastard cheat on his granddaughter?

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Yeah, Jeff, some stories are just black holes for comedy. You can’t punch up genocide with a rimshot. Better to torch the deepfake circus and leave Nosferatu McGoebbels to choke on his own shadows.

Charles Austin's avatar

The assistant White House Chief of staff is giving orders to the military??!? WTAF!!!😡😡😡

Cyndi's avatar

Yyeaah, and WORSE, the military is obeying orders from the Assistant White House Chief of Staff! JFC! 😵

arne link's avatar

He probably just puts a paper in front of the dotard, and the dotard proudly signs it while everyone claps. That's how it gets done.

DebJS's avatar

I suspect there is generous use of the Auto-Pen.

Cat Cafe's avatar

But of COURSE it was Nosferatu McGoebbels. He's most likely the one behind this horrid video, too. He's a venomous, reptilian, murderous monster.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Good. That secures his place at the front of the line for our version of the Nuremberg trials coming to a Federal Courthouse near you five minutes after the next Democratic Congress takes charge.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Don't bet on it. I suspect there will be a repeat of Obama's, "We won't look in the rearview mirror," scenario.

PJ Schuster's avatar

If they dare do that, I think there may be an actual riot. I know I’d want to drag any Dem who voices that out of Congress by their ears & beat the crap out of them. 🤬

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Better eat your Wheaties, P. J. I think you'll have a lot of dragging to do.

PJ Schuster's avatar

You’re probably right, but just the thought of sweeping any of this criminality under the rug just makes me enraged. I doubt seriously that I personally will live to see the end of this fascist takeover.

Joseph Luongo's avatar

Again, Jeff. Where is the international community on this? It’s literal murder with no due process.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

During a conversation with Admiral Paul Zukunft of the US Coast Guard, Miller’s comments made about sending drones to blow up immigrants boats has been echoed in multiple publications Jeff???

Diana Hembree's avatar

He should be in prison.

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

Wait. WHAT? How does that pencil-neck geek have the authority to order the military around???

Denise Donaldson's avatar

He tells the orange man what to do or say, and voila!

Zija Pulp's avatar

Wait! Did Baldy McGoebbels ever join the armed forces? How in the world does he think he’s got the smarts to do such a thing? He’s not happy with simply throwing nonwhite-skinned people into concentration camps? He’s gotta expand his powers of evil? Loser. Give a MAGA an inch and they’ll take more rights.

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Absolutely nothing.

I think this is just another confirmation that the British Press is right “The World’s Most Powerful Man-Baby is DERANGED”. 🤷‍♀️ Nailed it.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He was a drug addled, low IQ, cretinous, bigoted, wastrel before he rode down that escalator years ago Itsy…it’s nice that the world has finally noticed!

rlritt's avatar

No if only the million MAGA voters realized. But they are truly in love with Trump. So creepy. What's wrong with their brains? Right, Fox News.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fealty to a vapid sciolist is alarming Rhitt, however this is the epoch of chaos and nonsense!

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Deranged is a nice word for it. He is totally nuts.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Jeff, that’s the trouble with living in Babylon: you can plan your day, but then God drops a flaming bag of racist propaganda on the porch and suddenly you’re the prophet with the mop.

MountainBoyMike's avatar

dude...you had no choice

Wendymae's avatar

I really despair thinking of all the idiots who will actually think that's a real video. Just like him with the medbeds.

Geoff Boyarsky's avatar

Regarding the video, do we know who produced that? Is it an in-house, White House, project? Or does it just come from MAGA land, and get reposted?

Kathy H's avatar

I think that's a damn good question, Geoff. Whatever the felon's "immunity", that has to be illegal, identity theft & misleading the public. And, this is used for some kind of "official" communication, too. You can't tell me there are no rules for that, documented guidelines that would get someone fired in a heartbeat by any functioning administration.

Geoff Boyarsky's avatar

Kathy, while I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that there is a White House employee capable of producing these crappy videos, my guess is one of the cult members with some skills is doing it and forwarding it to him.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I just cannot take the insipid arrogance and ignorance of these folks,I’m just so pissed I’m almost crying watching our beautiful country going down in front of our eyes.😭

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I am crying, daily, as I listen to Stevie Wonder: ‘Visions’, ‘You Haven’t Done Nuthin’, and the masterpiece ‘As’. That’s my desert island song ❤️ When we listened and sang along with these songs in high school, we believed the future would be better. It’s absolutely crushing to know how many people are consumed with hate.

Kay-El's avatar

That depends on us. My state is fighting back as so many others are or will. Resistance is not futile.

arne link's avatar

Thank you. We need to be regularly reminded of this fact. Ride or die!

Eileen's avatar

I remember a time when the sombrero mustache post was career-ending. Instead, we have Orange is the new White House show on an endless loop and no one blinks.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

We the people will get together on October 18, and there will be more than 800 of us.

JOIN THE ROAR!!!

There will be a No Kings demonstration on October 18. Spread the word! 👑👑👑👑👑

To find a location, follow this link--

https://www.nokings.org/

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

We may need to expand that to also include “No Nazis” on the signs…

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Nazis I would guess would be too cowardly.

Norma's avatar

Man I was disgusted when I saw that deep fake video but apparently this is our new reality 🤨

Schnauzermom's avatar

Thanks for the link!

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Oh happy day that will be. Can’t wait. I have recruited 1 maybe more to join me. Need to work on my sign. 🤛👊🏽✌🏾😃🙃😍

kdsherpa's avatar

Signed up. Thanks, Kathleen!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

800? You must live in a very small town.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I was making a vague reference to the 800 generals who gathered In Quantico VA today.

arne link's avatar

Yeah, I'm just waiting to see how that clusterfuck turns out. Will we be treated to yet another of Drump's weaves?

Brenda Ball's avatar

Already signed up. Democracy is NOT a spectator sport!

Katharine Peck's avatar

One of my friends and I attended the last one.... that was my very first one ever, so awesome!!!... and, we've already made plans to attend this one on the 18th.

Steve's avatar
Oct 2Edited

May I make a suggestion? Go ahead with your protest, but you'd be better off getting on the dark web and fundraising amongst all of your connections to pay for an extremely highly-skilled assassin who doesn't mind taking a bullet for the team. This may be your last and only chance at salvation because otherwise it is only going to get worse.

Schnauzermom's avatar

I really think Donny is now being kept in the dark. Nosferatu and Kegstand are running the show. They keep Donnie around because he’s the useful idiot, firing up the knuckle-dragging base. Reminds me of Hedley LeMarr and Governor LePetomaine in Blazing Saddles.

And just when you thought he couldn’t get any shittier…my God, that video. Shit like that is why Jesus’s middle name is Fucking. My jaw literally dropped.

Betsy L's avatar

Apparently Dumpy didn't know anything about Kegsbreath's big meeting with all tge generals at first, either. But of course once he found out where the spotlight would be on 30 September, Dumly decided to crash the party. So - all of the US leaders with stars will be concentrated in one location in the US today, plus the president. Any terrorist with any brains would find that a beautiful target to bomb the shit out of. Or, to attack bases around the world while the leadership is absent.

David M Marko's avatar

I can't imagine Kegstand Pete calling out all the military leaders about their weight and grooming habits went over very well. A four or five star general being lectured by a Faux News dropout about being a warrior is theater of the absurd... but then this is just de rigueur for this clown show administration.

Dave Drell's avatar

How much VO5 does that jagbag put in HIS hair?

Hollie Rood's avatar

You’re showing your age Dave😜 Thanks for the memories!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

That's 100 % genuine pure LARD.

Betsy L's avatar

They're probably all pretty pissed off right now, except the evangelica MAGAts.

Schnauzermom's avatar

Absolutely. I also just read in the Post that he’s been yammering away at them for over an hour. It’s not one of Donnie’s hate rallies, so his usual schtick isn’t going over very well.

Hollie Rood's avatar

Wonder how many might have been suffering from jet lag and sat there trying to painfully stifle 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱s or 😴😴😴😴😴

with their eyes open 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

If there's a spotlight, Donnie wants in. He's terminally addicted to attention.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

He has always been nothing more than the useful idiot for the truly evil people.

Rick in CO's avatar

Yup. The most dangerous place one can be is between him and a camera, or microphone!

Wendymae's avatar

I read that he is going to fire all the ones he doesn't like. JFC we are doomed.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Those terrorists don’t need bombs, they have Orange Hitler, Couchfuck McGhee, and Kegstand to destroy us. I wonder how many 4- and 5-star generals called suicide hotlines last night with their entire careers at the mercy of civilians Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Exactly that thought occurred to me, a pacifist white female in her 70s, so I'm sure "any terrorist with any brains" (foreign or domestic) has something planned. What could possibly go wrong? (my 328th day of saying this.)

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Kegstand seems to just be working out and talking about it on stage.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I think you are right. Donald is their convenient Idiot.

Cyndi's avatar

Don't forget Ross Vought, the walking talking malfunctioning adding machine!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Nosferatu, Kegstand, and Vought are running the show, on behalf of the handlers further back in the shadows.

Betsy L's avatar

I want to add something that I don't think is getting enough attention: After we sent $20 billion to Argentina because Dumpy has the hots for its president, Argentina made a sweetheart deal with the Chinese and is selling them all their soybeans. China will not be buying soybeans from American farmers this fall (and probably not ever again.) The irony is that they had a bumper crop this year. But there's no one to sell them to.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

The wealthy farmers will be just fine but the mom & pop farmers are already suffering. You’d think they would stop voting for assholes but no.

P123Sunny's avatar

Will they get bailed out every year now?

arne link's avatar

They have always been bailed out at great expense. That's why they keep voting for the R party.

kdsherpa's avatar

The orange pedophilic sadist didn't do it because he has the hots for it's prezzident. He did it to help out Scott Bessent's bestest friend. This is from Judd Legum's "Popular Information" column yesterday: "Bessent’s announcement had massive economic benefits for one American: billionaire hedge fund manager Rob CITRONE, who has placed large bets on the future of the Argentine economy. Citrone, the co-founder of Discovery Capital Management, is also a friend and former colleague of Bessent—a fact that has not been previously reported in American media outlets. Citrone, by his own account, HELPED MAKE BESSENT VERY WEALTHY." (caps mine)

Joe Witkowski's avatar

That means Bessent cheats on dear hubby and licks Citrone’s balls

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Canada has done the same and is loving it! Absolutely with them all the way--applause, applause! Wonder what percentage of our soybean farmers voted for Trump....my bet is the majority of them.

Cathy 98280's avatar

As “they” say, “leopards eating faces.”

SethTriggs's avatar

"Woke trans bullshit"

All this unreconstructed party offers, from its mad racist godking all the way down, is bigotry. And they are in power because so many Americans love being bigots. Blaming minorities for their lot in life is the way to go!

P123Sunny's avatar

Too bad there’s a market for it… :/

Dave Drell's avatar

You hit a HomeRun with that one Seth!

So true!

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

The AI videos “are posted in jest,” said Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS), shifting uncomfortably in his seat. “That’s just Trump being Trump,” should have ended before he became a dictator who kills with impunity.

Joyce's avatar

Follow-up question for Sen. Roger Marshmallow (Idiot-KS): Would you please explain the "jest"? Exactly what is the humor in this video? What do you personally find humorous in it?

We'll wait. Holy Brother Mike won't let the government happen today, so we got time to kill here while you find a way to defend this atrocious demonstration of vile racism and utter contempt for your fellow members of Congress.

Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Oh yeah, Dickwad Marshall? It was just Hitler being Hitler also. Senator Marshall can also go fuck all the way off for making excuses for a DEMENTED old President who should be removed from office!

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Roger Marshall is an asshole--always has been. If all these pious suckups don't have a come-to-Jesus moment and kill themselves when this abomination ends, I will have lost total faith in the possibility of rational response.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Watch how fast Marshall change his tune if somebody posted an AI video of Trump actually calling Jeffries the N word, or saying that he (Trump) liked to sleep with young girls and tried to say it was "in jest". Yeah, he'd be screaming that it's inciting violence and call for everyone on the left to be arrested.

P123Sunny's avatar

Just being a rascal

P123Sunny's avatar

Do you think this embrace of the ‘extreme bad boy’ is a backlash to more qualified women/POC on the scene?… just spitballing

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Of course. When Mrs. Hegseth begged Pete to get help, instead of seeing a therapist, he joined an extreme, patriarchal church. The pastor, so pleased by his notoriety on CNN recently, welcomed back to the church a member who kept CP and acted on it, including with his infant son.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I don’t know what ‘CP’ means, but it can’t be good. These CREC churches work for one type of person only: white men. Women and children don’t matter and have no say (or any recourse when harmed). It doesn’t really matter how pervy, sadistic, or mentally ill the ‘head of the household’ is: if and when his misdeeds are discovered, he needs only to ask Jesus for forgiveness and it all goes fuckity-bye. The reigning pastor signs off on it and helps cover it all up.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Child porn, alas. In my girlhood CP stood exclusively for Communist Party. I had a blacklisted uncle.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Thank you for explaining. All I came up with was cerebral palsy.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

A motorized scooter has more cognitive ability.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Yeah, I agree it's just Trump being Trump, i.e., a thoroughly racist and disgusting human being. I can't say I'm shocked that he would post this crap. Fortunately (I think) Jeffries and Schumer are grownups with some decency left, or they would post excerpts of recent South Park episodes showing Trump's sleeping with Satan. It's an embarrassing time to be an American.

kdsherpa's avatar

I agree wholeheartedly.

J.R.'s avatar

What will the damn Repubs think of next!

PlasticFish's avatar

🖕"Trump just being Trump"

Just stop enabling him already!

LINDA ADAMS's avatar

Posted in jest by the guy with no sense of humor? Sure.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hmm, I wonder whut all them MAGAts whose only retirement income is social security think about Nutlick's flippant comment about, oh well, if ya don't get yer check, y'all ull get the next one. What am I saying, I bet none of 'em even know he said that shit. Fixed News definitely did not air that comment.

Susan Kemp's avatar

None of them thinks it applies to them. They seem to think that their dear leader will take care of them, all evidence to the contrary not withstanding.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yep, instead they glom onto lies and utter bullshit like the supposed DOGE rebate checks and now the medbeds. QNuts are seriously deluded. And stoopid.

Kim Steeves's avatar

And sadly "can't fix stupid!"

Declan's avatar

Oh my goodness....the right wing plays dirty. The Dems wouldn't even THINK of doing an AI of DRUMpf. That was funny....Till I realized that MAGA will use AI to the maximum extent to inflict damage to Dems & America while Schumer asks...'Whats AI"???

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Fact check: fuck off” is my line of the day. Thanks for your clarity.

Also, the shaman makes some good points, don’t he?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the QAnon Stopped Clock Shaman

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Republicans should pay attention to QAnon Shaman because he's clearly channeling the disintegrating brain MAGA zeitgeist. Mike Johnson's destiny is to be in thrall to the likes of Peter Thiel, who is a big name in the Epstein files.

arne link's avatar

Peter's gay, Mike is gay, not that that's a bad thing. I'm just sayn' they have things in common. I sure hope Magic Mike gets outed tomorrow.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's not just the "gay," it's the money. Politicians have a gift for covering up one another's weaknesses, or Lindsey would have been outed officially long ago. Vance claims in his book he got the queer out of his system in high school where he was shamed for being a soft-boy by local fundamentalists, or whatever. The holy glue that binds is the love of money and power, above all else.

Cathy 98280's avatar

Wait. Did Epstein traffic young boys, too?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's been reported that he did.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

He would make an exception for the PETER.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I immediately thought of that “Oh Christ It’s This Asshole Again” meme, which I wish I could post right here.

Betsy L's avatar

Even a blind squirrel fibds a few MAGA shamans.

Susan Niemann's avatar

“Stupid poopy pants”! 😆. That is exactly what they all are. I wanna scream in their faces: GROW THE FUCK UP!

At this point I think Jacob would be a better president - we got nothing to lose.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

That last line caused a yap kinda laugh outta my mouth, Susan! Ha. For real!

Charles Austin's avatar

I nominate Ms. Kitty! 🐈🐈

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Brilliant, as always, Jeff. I think my favorite part today is when you quoted his own words from 2013, “A shutdown means the President is weak.” You got that right, Cankles McRottinghand!

We survived that 35-day shutdown in 2018. We’ll survive this one. Let’s remember to look out for each other. Congress, naturally, still gets paid, even as they throw it back in our faces that needy children will go hungry. Greedy fascists.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Weak and totally DERANGED.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Jeff, it’s like watching the same circus with worse clowns every season. Shutdown brinkmanship dressed up as governance, racism pumped out like it’s an essential utility, and a president who thinks deepfakes are diplomacy. The only thing “conservative” about these guys is their imagination.

And now the QAnon Shaman sues for $40 trillion? At this point, America isn’t running a government—it’s running open mic night at the world’s worst comedy club.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

The only thing conservative is their imagination 😂

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Looking forward to your write up for the pep rally -- I mean, serious military conference -- taking place today.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

now I have performance anxiety

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

pfffft. You always deliver the goods, Jeff.

arne link's avatar

You'll do fine. There's a lot of love out here. You're a writing matador because apparently that's a thing now.

Derek Smith's avatar

Onward Christian Soldiers would be a good start.

Gina's avatar

it'll write itself

Kay-El's avatar

1. “to not have essential services of government actually function.” Which services are actually functioning these days? FEMA? Hello? Hello?

2. I don’t want the Shaman as president but I hope he wins his lawsuit. There goes the Big Beautiful Tax Break for uber Wealthy Assholes.

arne link's avatar

I just wonder how he found a law firm to take this hopeless case.

Kay-El's avatar

He may have filed this pro per. I used to see a lot of crazy lawsuits back in the day, some handwritten.

Robert Eckert's avatar

In Law School we had a case in Civil Procedure where a lawsuit against Satan And His Minions for a skillion dollars was dismissed because there was no proof that process had been served on Satan.

Kay-El's avatar

Lol, yes indeed, that’s a famous case. I was a legal researcher and we had that one in class as well.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If Chansley wins his $40 trillion suit, mebbe he can move outta his mom's basement. Yay!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

And return those horns to the rightful owner

HI2thDoc's avatar

Anyone who dresses up like that has got some serious issues

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

…unless it’s Mardi Gras.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I'll take yer word for it

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Not only is he going to shut down the government, but instead of furloughing the federal workers, he’s threatening to fire them. So they can join the other 30,000 unemployed civil servants.

kdsherpa's avatar

Yes, it's an excuse for further decimating our federal system.