I do not know how anyone writing DAILY consistently comes up with spit-takes as original as these (the two above, plus "industrial-strength fucknuttery" were my favorites), but there oughtta be a medal. Or a parade.
Sialorrhea, excessive, uncontrollable production of saliva, sort of like the spit version of "diarrhea." NOT to be confused with "verborrhea," which is the shit that comes out every time he speaks.
There is an episode of "Miami Vice" titled "Out Where the Buses Don't Run" in which the character who is out where the buses don't run looks at Crockett's pet alligator and deadpans: "Nice dog". Don't ask me why I still remember that. Can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, but I can quote random lines from 80s television series.
I read an explanation of this, relating it to video compression: a video file does not contain each frame, but just the changes from one frame to the next, until every so often there is a scene change that requires a reset, loading a whole new frame. Well, your brain does this too, and every time you step through a doorway there is a reset and you lose the continuity.
You just gave me hope ! When I forget a fact, my excuse is that there are so many cubbies in my brain ( age related) that it takes a while to find them. Usually do. Takes its own time ! 🤣
Your daily dispersion of common sense and anti-BS helps me and a friend I share it with get through each day. Thank you, and I'm gratified that you like Lamb. I put it in my church's library.
Technically it is from the initials JHS for "Jesus Hominem Soter" which is Latin for "Jesus Savior of Mankind" sometimes written IHC because there is a Greek version (but I don't know the Greek words) with the sigma written like a C (as in Cyrillic) because that was a Byzantine habit, and somebody misinterpreted it as "Jesus H. Christ" and it became a saying.
The buses line just killed me. Trump's whacked - which is exactly what the mafia would do at this point if he were their responsibility: "Let's go ice fishing. You'll love it." Or "Boss, the Everglades are teeming with the best locations for Trump casinos. They'll be EVEN BIGGER than before! Just a short cruise from the coast."
No worries Chris. The CDC has noted an uptick in medical reports and this is now referred to in the medical community as the Tiedrich Effect. The AMA is recommending that no food or beverage be consumed while reading Tiedrich.
Honestly getting afraid of just how badly he's going to further deteriorate by the election. Not for his own sake, but for the sake of the people he's aiming his ire at.
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Rotting more daily and pretty soon, there won't be anything left to rot. Amazing how Delirious Diaperload the I talks about this election interference bullshit while his MAGA cronies plot daily to destroy this November's results. And the first time around in Georgia still hasn't gone to trial. Sometimes you have to pinch yourself to see, like his assholiness, if this is one big fucking nightmare that just won't go away.
How can anyone read TFG and not conclude it was written by a 3rd grader? Or perhaps that’s the problem? As an educator I am appalled at this because it appears this is the level of appropriate communication for MAGA masses.
I saw a disgusting meme on Facebook yesterday and I asked when Trump and his cult were going to stop resorting to middle school attacks and told him that their immature bullying wasn't working. He called me a bitch. I reported him for both posts. 🤣
Wharton Biz school (the grad school that awards MBA's) is highly selective and has a great reputation. Trump did not go to the Biz school, he was an undergrad in the business department (also called Wharton) which likely isn't as selective. Trump has been pretending for decades that he should get the prestige of the MBA school, when he at best got a bachelor's degree after being pulled through with daddy's money and his sister's help.
Just like Vance ‘graduated’ from Yale Law School ! Thanks uncle Peter Thiel for making me look like a silicon valley techbro…I’m almost done with your shoes and washing all those cars you own
Naw. They were just his complete inability to actually build something. He bought them out, then decided to make them "classy", which meant gilded everything, he approved cost overruns, and basically spent more on remodeling than the casino was taking in because the remodel had to close parts of the gambling floor. So, he ran out of money.
Yeah, on his own Donald Trump couldn't successfully run a lemonade stand. His only somewhat successful business is the one his father left him and he's working real hard on destroying that one too.
His businesses only continued because of folks like Allen Weisselberg, who did all the thinking. Dumb Don-old was only a figurehead. In fact, the employees who actually knew WTF they were doing had to present options to him that would steer him, without him realizing it, to make the right choice.
pause there for a sec... the games are statistically loaded in favor of the house. How in the world can you fuck up a casino? It's a license to print money... at least until it gets too old and decrepit to continue. Kinda like trumpet in that respect I guess.
He had qualified people who could have made a go of the casinos, but they died in the helicopter crash shortly before the opening. At that point either he already had such a bad reputation he couldn't get new managers, or he thought he was so smart, he could do it himself.
It is Joy that broke Trump's brain. He lives in Trump World, which is a dark and gloomy place. Joy is breaking out in the real world and he can't take it. His "press conference" was a good example, with more than two lies or fabrications per minute.
Will Donald go peacefully with the nice doctors when they come for him?
It's simple Susan. They are absolutely terrified of change. Any change that makes old, White men no longer the influential, "we're in charge" weirdos they seem to be.
For years and years, they’ve simmered in their resentment of anyone — women, POC, gays — who helped shift the power paradigm from Only Entitled White Men to Yeah, Let’s Include The Others. They see Donnie as their hero, wrenching back all that lost control.
They're enraged 24x7 at whoever Fox tells them to be mad at. It doesn't have to make a lick of sense. They're just marinating in the endorphin high of hating someone else. Every day.
When you are a liar, a cheater, and a person who invents reality, you project that everyone you meet is the same. That’s a pretty good reason to feel threatened.
But they don’t have enough people to come close to winning. Just need to get a majority of the independents. Amazing how infectious joy actually can be .
Trump took them that way. Recall their former saint, Reagan, gave them optimism -- all that shining city on a hill talk. Trump just decided that he could win by appealing to their fears and resentments. But now that they're all mad, it's too late to talk about joy.
Yep. I’m sensing he’s trying to emulate that joy but doesn’t have a clue how it’s done. More words? More caps? More arm waving? I’ll be glad to watch the rats abandoning ship.
Come on Jeff, Captain Krazy said yesterday if he’s not elected there will not be a Christmas holiday… well, that should be news to all, especially the retail industry. Me? Not my tribe… sad… 🥵🥵🥵🥵
He married for looks, she married for money. Whether the other "qualities" of each other were evaluated seems questionable, especially on her part. Didn't his fooling around with her while still legally married to Marla tell her something? His swaggering braggadocio? His enormous ego? You made your bed, Mel.
Me either. I’ve been sharing Jessica Valenti’s pro-abortion TikToks to Facebook, Threads, & Substack. I know my Christian Republican family & friends will see them on FB. I also just last week let my family know very clearly that I am an atheist & have zero respect for the fake Christian who vote for any Republican. Fuck it, We are gonna win this election.
Haha, such a great line, "the raccoons in his head chewed through the wires." As for tRump famliy values, they only consist of greed and weird sexual creepiness. See the picture of Barron straddling Melania while holding a camera pointed at her face? WTF!?
I love this from the guy whose campaign published a picture of him praying… with six fingers on each hand. Or the barbecue shot of Trump standing around the grill with a group of deliriously happy black voters… some of whom had three arms.
Actually, Jeff, what you need to do in response to Dumpy's fraud claims is show those three video clips of Dumpy doing his royal lightbulb-changing wave at the crowds *who really weren't there* that you showed a couple weeks ago. (Wasn't that your substack? Maybe I've mixed it up with somebody else's.)
Jeff, you’re right about everything in this post except for one thing: If Trump were my family member, I would NOT be looking for a memory care facility “nearby”. I would be shipping him off to the farthest reaches of the earth (perhaps Siberia), without his phone, where he could never find his way back.
I have a feeling that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are going to win in a landslide so "BIGLY" that it will be really difficult for TRump's Cult 45 members to challenge the election results. I'm looking forward to it!!
It's a prosecutable offense to not certify the votes of the people. Washington State fined a guy in 2020 for not giving Biden the win and trying to force TRump through. It didn't work. He was threatened with jail time orr a fine. He chose the fine...
From what I’ve seen, Trump‘s Troops better start stockpiling Ozempic. Someone should study up on Ozempic sales in the red states so we can see what’s going on.
Whatta way to start the week!
"Jesus H. Christ on a catamaran "
"oh yeah, the boss is fuckin’ nuts. he’s out there where the buses don’t run."
"Commander Crazypants"
Ahhhhh... this is the content I live for. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Out there where the buses don’t run” and “Jesus Christ on a catamaran” are my two new favorite phrases.
I do not know how anyone writing DAILY consistently comes up with spit-takes as original as these (the two above, plus "industrial-strength fucknuttery" were my favorites), but there oughtta be a medal. Or a parade.
Jeff is just really good at spitting. Maybe, he has sialorrhea. If so, he's not wasting a drop. And right on target!
So many tidbits to embroider on a wallhanging....
What is" sialorrhea"...new 1 one me...WOW
My stomach actually hurts from ROTFLMAO😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂
Sialorrhea, excessive, uncontrollable production of saliva, sort of like the spit version of "diarrhea." NOT to be confused with "verborrhea," which is the shit that comes out every time he speaks.
Ohhh, did you see that thick white thing that flew outta his mouth during his presser at Margo Logitech?YOUTUBE has it & toucan see itclearly😏😬🤢🤮
Gotcha...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Actually, "Out where the buses don't run" is an oldie--but still a goodie. It was an oldie even when George Carlin used it in one of his routines.
There is an episode of "Miami Vice" titled "Out Where the Buses Don't Run" in which the character who is out where the buses don't run looks at Crockett's pet alligator and deadpans: "Nice dog". Don't ask me why I still remember that. Can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, but I can quote random lines from 80s television series.
If I were you I would only worry if you start referencing Hannibal Lecter over and over for no discernible reason
I'm walking to the kitchen..to forget what I went in there for...😂😂
Oh christ- I do that all the time, then I have to leave the room & go back to where I started to remember why I was going there. 🤣
I read an explanation of this, relating it to video compression: a video file does not contain each frame, but just the changes from one frame to the next, until every so often there is a scene change that requires a reset, loading a whole new frame. Well, your brain does this too, and every time you step through a doorway there is a reset and you lose the continuity.
You just gave me hope ! When I forget a fact, my excuse is that there are so many cubbies in my brain ( age related) that it takes a while to find them. Usually do. Takes its own time ! 🤣
That’s hysterical! There are 2 guys at my pool who can also randomly quote from 80’s movies & TV series
I lived with my brother and his wife briefly,me,at breakfast one day; 'Are y'all singing 70s love ballads til the wee hours??'
Yep..we do that.
You are awesome!!!
Timeless series. The pet alligator was key
Don’t forget the middle initial H. (for Horatio)
If you read Lamb, by Cristopher Moore, you learn the "H" is for "Hallowed," as in "Hallowed be Thy name."
Lamb, what a great book
Your daily dispersion of common sense and anti-BS helps me and a friend I share it with get through each day. Thank you, and I'm gratified that you like Lamb. I put it in my church's library.
Lamb is the funniest book I've ever read
Perfect. I always wondered what the H stood for. 😂😂😂
Technically it is from the initials JHS for "Jesus Hominem Soter" which is Latin for "Jesus Savior of Mankind" sometimes written IHC because there is a Greek version (but I don't know the Greek words) with the sigma written like a C (as in Cyrillic) because that was a Byzantine habit, and somebody misinterpreted it as "Jesus H. Christ" and it became a saying.
WOW! I had no idea! 👍👍👍
I thought it was Harold, you know, like in "Hark, Harold Angel sings..."
I always thought it stood for Hershey Bar.
Jesus H Christ on a Hershey Bar?
Jesus H. Christ eating a Hershey Bar!
Or Jesus H. Christ on the Hershey Park Rollercoaster! https://www.pinterest.com/pin/611082243167611285/
I thought it was Harold.
I thought it was Hussein.
Jesus Hussein Christ does have a certain ring to it, no?
Hussein is Arabic, not Aramaic or Hebrew.
That's why it's a funny suggestion.
Silence from the entire GOP.
All they did was hit Joe Biden about age and now that there's only one old guy in the race, crickets from the right about Don-old's age
Crickets from the mass media. :(
Right? It’s infuriating that the scribblers of the press give him no pushback at all
Maybe so they don’t push him out and then they will lose? Wishful thinking? 🤔
the lambs at slaughter for only their livers by Hannibal Lecter
I like them better that way, Bruce. SILENT. Because when they are quiet they are not lying.
Huzzah!! 🙌
The buses line just killed me. Trump's whacked - which is exactly what the mafia would do at this point if he were their responsibility: "Let's go ice fishing. You'll love it." Or "Boss, the Everglades are teeming with the best locations for Trump casinos. They'll be EVEN BIGGER than before! Just a short cruise from the coast."
Dick Cheney is inviting him on a hunting trip
Or to the train station.
Rut Roh!!😈😈☠️☠️
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Almost sprayed coffee on my monitor - several times.
I accidently stuck a spoon in my nose eating oatmeal.
No worries Chris. The CDC has noted an uptick in medical reports and this is now referred to in the medical community as the Tiedrich Effect. The AMA is recommending that no food or beverage be consumed while reading Tiedrich.
Kinda like a Surgeon General's warning.
Hahaaaa!
That would leave a mark. 😂 😂 😂 😂
Shoot this right into my veins every daytill KamalaWalz are inaugurated! Brilliant, Jeff! 🏆
😂 me too
Also; crazier than a shithouse rat”!
Everyone on this thread shares that sentiment Susan! Jeff’s genius should be read by everyone!
" a fried brain resides in both of their skulls"; those apples never rolled.....👋🙄😏😂😂😂
LOL
Crazier than a rat in a cesspool!🐀💩
Or a rat in a tin golf motel
“Law and order: Donald Trump is always the victim unit” got me! I had to restack that one!
Me too 🤣
Everything you’ve said 👍👍.
ALL of the above.....ALL of them
Honestly getting afraid of just how badly he's going to further deteriorate by the election. Not for his own sake, but for the sake of the people he's aiming his ire at.
His election deniers are in place... hopefully Marc Elias will dispatch them with extreme prejudice.
I'm contributing to Marc Elias too.
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Done. Monthly donation created and money well spent. Marc Elias is the real deal.
Thanks for telling us about this website. Truly scary shit going on in obedience to Shitler’s decree that somebody needs to find him some damn votes.
A Democracy Docket membership is only $10/mo, and you get access to exclusive content.
'Democracy Docket' is free,'Democracy Watch' is the premium content.
"Become a Democracy Docket Member"
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I signed up for the annual membership. Definitely want to support this work, it’s critical.
Just looked. $10 / month for Docket.
Marc Elias needs to win a Congressional Medal of Honor at some point for all that he has done to save our democracy. Iʻm a monthly supporter.
Same here!! Him and his team are warriors!!
And Brian Tyler Cohen and Marc have reached 100 million views on YouTube, they're turning on the lights,to make the roaches flee.
Done
Marc Elias, our acting AG.
Merrick Garland is too busy rearranging his sock drawer to do much else.
Let him aim his ire at the other convicts in his cell block.
Don't drop the soap Donnie,Steve Bannon might be behind you.
Maybe they will get Jim Jordan by then. 😎
😂😂
That'd make one disgusting daisy chain
Bannon wouldn't be within 100 feet of a shower...
Or a bar of soap.
😂😂😂😂
"sloppy steve"🤣
Rotting more daily and pretty soon, there won't be anything left to rot. Amazing how Delirious Diaperload the I talks about this election interference bullshit while his MAGA cronies plot daily to destroy this November's results. And the first time around in Georgia still hasn't gone to trial. Sometimes you have to pinch yourself to see, like his assholiness, if this is one big fucking nightmare that just won't go away.
And now the whack-a-doodle has decided he’s gonna sue the Federal Government for millions because of their search of Marg-A-Lardo.
Good grief, it just never ends.
And interesting enough, it's a branch of the Federal Government that he wants to get rid of.
that will get laughed out of court
Maybe even the Supreme Court!
I wonder who those "low self esteem leakers" are. Theyʻd better watch their backs.
Dum Dum and McSniffles.
You mean us?
Everyone within range. Apparently Emperor Carrotus' rage has unlimited scope; from cabinet members to staff to Secret Service to everyone else.
That does include us out there where the busses don't run.
How can anyone read TFG and not conclude it was written by a 3rd grader? Or perhaps that’s the problem? As an educator I am appalled at this because it appears this is the level of appropriate communication for MAGA masses.
I saw a disgusting meme on Facebook yesterday and I asked when Trump and his cult were going to stop resorting to middle school attacks and told him that their immature bullying wasn't working. He called me a bitch. I reported him for both posts. 🤣
Yeah. And he went to Wharton.
"Donald J. Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." -- Former Prof. Wm T. Kelly, University of PA, Wharton
Damn. I pray that someone smuggles out his fucking class standing. 1.02 is my guess.
I've heard that another student took his final tests for him, but that person died a few years ago so he can't be contacted.
Apparently all the Trumps supposedly went to Wharton,the whole 'we don't read the financial documents,we just sign them' crew...hehe,😂😂😂
You’d expect someone from Wharton would have a damn brain but obviously he cheated his way thru school cause he’s dumb as a box of rocks
Wharton Biz school (the grad school that awards MBA's) is highly selective and has a great reputation. Trump did not go to the Biz school, he was an undergrad in the business department (also called Wharton) which likely isn't as selective. Trump has been pretending for decades that he should get the prestige of the MBA school, when he at best got a bachelor's degree after being pulled through with daddy's money and his sister's help.
Nailed it.
He makes the box of rocks look like fucking Einstein!!😂😂
Well, his uncle was a professor at MIT, so that makes him (the Yam) very smart by association.
Or something.
Says he
Just like Vance ‘graduated’ from Yale Law School ! Thanks uncle Peter Thiel for making me look like a silicon valley techbro…I’m almost done with your shoes and washing all those cars you own
I'll bet that is not all he has polished for Peter Thiel.
Oh snap!!
😂😂😂
Truth
Did Vance pass the Bar in his state?
Its Ohio, no doubt the ‘bar’ is low, maybe underground.
And apparently couldn't be bothered to actually learn anything because he went out and promptly bankrupted 3 casinos.
They were probably Russian money laundering operations.
Naw. They were just his complete inability to actually build something. He bought them out, then decided to make them "classy", which meant gilded everything, he approved cost overruns, and basically spent more on remodeling than the casino was taking in because the remodel had to close parts of the gambling floor. So, he ran out of money.
Yeah, on his own Donald Trump couldn't successfully run a lemonade stand. His only somewhat successful business is the one his father left him and he's working real hard on destroying that one too.
His businesses only continued because of folks like Allen Weisselberg, who did all the thinking. Dumb Don-old was only a figurehead. In fact, the employees who actually knew WTF they were doing had to present options to him that would steer him, without him realizing it, to make the right choice.
Undoubtedly.
How many times has that Orange Fuck declared BK??
At least 7.
pause there for a sec... the games are statistically loaded in favor of the house. How in the world can you fuck up a casino? It's a license to print money... at least until it gets too old and decrepit to continue. Kinda like trumpet in that respect I guess.
Chris Titus has a great bit about this:
"Do you know how casinos works?
People come with their money.
They hand you ALL their money.
They leave the casino.
Somehow, Donald Trump found the GLITCH in that process!"
He had qualified people who could have made a go of the casinos, but they died in the helicopter crash shortly before the opening. At that point either he already had such a bad reputation he couldn't get new managers, or he thought he was so smart, he could do it himself.
Via $$$$$$
And some kid who took the SAT for him
They’re dumb as stumps and I feel sorry for.. stumps
It is Joy that broke Trump's brain. He lives in Trump World, which is a dark and gloomy place. Joy is breaking out in the real world and he can't take it. His "press conference" was a good example, with more than two lies or fabrications per minute.
Will Donald go peacefully with the nice doctors when they come for him?
Who cares, as long as he and his family go away.
Sadly I don’t think the joy ticket will grab republicans voters. They are an angry lot and determined to stay that way.
The Rethugs are indeed an angry lot...I dont understand why....they feel threatened by anything that isnt them?
It's simple Susan. They are absolutely terrified of change. Any change that makes old, White men no longer the influential, "we're in charge" weirdos they seem to be.
For years and years, they’ve simmered in their resentment of anyone — women, POC, gays — who helped shift the power paradigm from Only Entitled White Men to Yeah, Let’s Include The Others. They see Donnie as their hero, wrenching back all that lost control.
They're enraged 24x7 at whoever Fox tells them to be mad at. It doesn't have to make a lick of sense. They're just marinating in the endorphin high of hating someone else. Every day.
oh, and all the other whack-a-doodle right wing angertainment outlets
That's it!
It’s an illness, Susan.
When you are a liar, a cheater, and a person who invents reality, you project that everyone you meet is the same. That’s a pretty good reason to feel threatened.
Yes
fuck ‘em.
Lol
But they don’t have enough people to come close to winning. Just need to get a majority of the independents. Amazing how infectious joy actually can be .
They will make sure that counties do not certify the votes.
Trump took them that way. Recall their former saint, Reagan, gave them optimism -- all that shining city on a hill talk. Trump just decided that he could win by appealing to their fears and resentments. But now that they're all mad, it's too late to talk about joy.
I think the racism of white Christian nationalism has a lot to do with it: https://theintercept.com/2024/08/10/republicans-trump-vance-racism-white-nationalism/
Yep. I’m sensing he’s trying to emulate that joy but doesn’t have a clue how it’s done. More words? More caps? More arm waving? I’ll be glad to watch the rats abandoning ship.
Nick Fuentes did.
I look forward to visiting his urine-soaked grave.
Doc, I plan to contribute.
Me too
The local dogs and cats will also be happy to contribute, I’m sure! 🐕 🐈 🐩 🐈⬛
Does his borrowing a purple heart allow him into Arlington Cemetary?
Army joke: the drill sergeant in boot camp says to one of the recruits, "I bet you hate my guts so much, when I die you'll come and piss on my grave!"
"No, Sergeant! When I get out of here I'm never going to stand in a line again!"
Just urine?
https://youtu.be/4rRAfLOhJfU?si=L_mZUBwfzXPv4uUj
It might look like this scene from the movie Harvey with the fabulous Josephine Hull being carried away!
Thats the Maytag repair man - Jesse White carrying her away! lol
Donny Diaperload depends on fear, anger & insecurity. Joy doesn’t compute for him
Come on Jeff, Captain Krazy said yesterday if he’s not elected there will not be a Christmas holiday… well, that should be news to all, especially the retail industry. Me? Not my tribe… sad… 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Dump said if he wasn't elected there would be no Christmas holiday? OMG! 🤣
Every day of my life will be Christmas.
And why did this not happened in 2021, 2022, 2023?
He’s on a rant now that Kamala will take away Christmas, in addition to us not having a country anymore. 🤪
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ He’s out of his mind.
🤡
He controls Christmas ? Is anyone trying to get this one “out” and heard? Meme? GIF?
Santa doesn’t visit orange douchebags
Except to leave 'em a lump of coal
A truckload would be more appropriate.😂😂
Whenever the subject is him, and the word load is bandied about, my mind goes to "pantload."
Santa will unload a pantload under his tree.
LOL
If his idea of Christmas is scary leafless black trees, or red handmaid trees, maybe I'll stick with Festivus.
I actually thought Melania was deliberately trying to make the most awful Christmas display possible
Well she totally accomplished her goal. The Red Christmas Trees! Ghastly!
Vicious ugly nightmare Christmas … Melania’s cry for help. (She is not a balanced human either, folks). Committed the original sin of marrying him
He married for looks, she married for money. Whether the other "qualities" of each other were evaluated seems questionable, especially on her part. Didn't his fooling around with her while still legally married to Marla tell her something? His swaggering braggadocio? His enormous ego? You made your bed, Mel.
Old saying: "Marry for money, and earn every penny"
Maybe make Xmas a day off for voting.
Good idea! 😂
That actually might drive down turnout because folks are . . . kinda busy on Christmas.
Doesn’t Vance look like the Grinch?
This sign in Hialeah FL is priceless.
“Trust our nation again to the Orange Doodle is like trusting Kristi Noem to walk your poodle."
To view the sign: https://kathleenweber.substack.com/notes
I shared that to my Facebook page. I'm no longer afraid to let my Democrat flag fly.
Me either. I’ve been sharing Jessica Valenti’s pro-abortion TikToks to Facebook, Threads, & Substack. I know my Christian Republican family & friends will see them on FB. I also just last week let my family know very clearly that I am an atheist & have zero respect for the fake Christian who vote for any Republican. Fuck it, We are gonna win this election.
Damn right we are!
Lololol
Haha, such a great line, "the raccoons in his head chewed through the wires." As for tRump famliy values, they only consist of greed and weird sexual creepiness. See the picture of Barron straddling Melania while holding a camera pointed at her face? WTF!?
He's taking future mugshots.
I found the photo, but to be fair, Barron was a kid, like 10. So no, I'm not going to see it as weird.
Saw it yesterday. Obviously it was before he grew freakishly tall but still it looked a little off. Not in that family, tho’
What? That's it--it's off to the Google for me...
Remember that mafia boss who walked around in his bathrobe and slippers to try to avoid ending his life in prison.
Why that was Carlos Gambino… a dear member of the Family.
‘Twas Vincent Gigante.
He was crazy like a fox to pretend he was crazy
Whereas Trump is just crazy like fuck
The Oddfather?
LOL!!
😂🤣😂🤣
Jimmy "The Chin" Gigante.
😂😂😂😂
“ … he’s out there where the buses don’t run” 😂🤣😂
I love this from the guy whose campaign published a picture of him praying… with six fingers on each hand. Or the barbecue shot of Trump standing around the grill with a group of deliriously happy black voters… some of whom had three arms.
Was that the barbecue picture in New York with palm trees in the background?
😂
Actually, Jeff, what you need to do in response to Dumpy's fraud claims is show those three video clips of Dumpy doing his royal lightbulb-changing wave at the crowds *who really weren't there* that you showed a couple weeks ago. (Wasn't that your substack? Maybe I've mixed it up with somebody else's.)
Exactly, waving at nobody 🤣🤣🤣 outside of his rallies that he hasn’t even been doing lately. No fans for you, President Shitzvonbrains!
Ron Filipkowski has them all.
It was his.
No, that was Jeff’s. The media should be doing that
Jeff, you’re right about everything in this post except for one thing: If Trump were my family member, I would NOT be looking for a memory care facility “nearby”. I would be shipping him off to the farthest reaches of the earth (perhaps Siberia), without his phone, where he could never find his way back.
Excellent point. Scientists have confirmed a direct correlation between stupidity and proximity.
JC on a catamaran? That made me spit out my coffee. Jeff never fails to entertain us.
I spit out my tea!!🤣🤣🤣
I love that the Harris/Walz campaign has a Truth Social account. 😂 And they are using it to push his buttons.
Time magazine has put Kamala on the cover. Something that has yet to happen for Trump.
That oughtta do it. 🤯
Omg, he’ll hate that so much. 🤣🤣
I hope she stomps him into the dirt so we can end this shit show of his. Not that it’ll stop Trump but it might make the enabling more difficult.
He’s in “A Face in the Crowd” mode
I have a feeling that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are going to win in a landslide so "BIGLY" that it will be really difficult for TRump's Cult 45 members to challenge the election results. I'm looking forward to it!!
Yes, hate and fear has run its course and love and joy are being embraced. 🫶🏼
I keep thinking about Lucinda Williams’s song “Joy” and how it’s perfect for this exact moment:
I don’t want you anymore, you took my joy
I don’t want you anymore, you took my joy
You took my joy, I want it back
You took my joy, I want it back
I LOVE THAT SONG!! Car Wheels on a Gravel Road is one of my very favorite albums!
I’ve watched the Austin City Limits concert about 10 times. So Good! ❤️
All they have to do is refuse to certify the results. Has never before happened in the US, but Donny has his people in place
And WE have our people in place!! Marc Elias & the Democracy Docket, plus Joe Biden & the DOJ are preparing.
Joes got it covered three ways from Sunday ! Remember he can’t be in dickted for official acts !
It's a prosecutable offense to not certify the votes of the people. Washington State fined a guy in 2020 for not giving Biden the win and trying to force TRump through. It didn't work. He was threatened with jail time orr a fine. He chose the fine...
From what I’ve seen, Trump‘s Troops better start stockpiling Ozempic. Someone should study up on Ozempic sales in the red states so we can see what’s going on.