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Kay-El's avatar

Chump is owed damages???? I want him to pay me damages for the four years he was President and lied about everything.

Runfastandwin's avatar

we need to bring a class action suit on behalf of the 80 million of us that voted for Biden against the 75 million that voted for tangeranus.

Al Ross III's avatar

I so love the word "Tangeranus!" LOL

Planet 99's avatar

Someone used the word supercalifragileegoexpenileadouchebag and I have a very infected ear worm.

RV maxima's avatar

Hahaha this community IS THE place to be!

Are you entertained (& informed!)? YES,yes we are!!

Bill Katz's avatar

Are you traveling in an RV?

RV maxima's avatar

Now, I realize everybody's thinking I am in a big RV.

RV maxima's avatar

No, my initials. Although, jokingly called a recreational vehicle in school, in a good way, for fun.

Maxima Slew was my horse's name. That was awhile back.

SeekingReason's avatar

I seriously would love to participate in this one. We need to be visible and angry about all of this. Bullies are always clueless when the tables get turned!

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

One thing, bullies are always cowards. tfg is proof positive of that...

Sarah Rain's avatar

Or the millions who lost our loved ones

Rick Calegari's avatar

Sounds like a great idea. That whiny rancid piece of shit owes us so much more then he could ever pay back. Not to mention the hundreds of thousands that passed away during the peak of Covid because of his shrewd and incompetent handling of the pandemic. The families of the deceased and the many health care workers who were subjected to horrific conditions because of his PPE sham deserve to be compensated.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Jared and his frat buddies robbed us blind. Somebody needs to talk to that twit.

SeekingReason's avatar

So many on this list that need to be tried in court.

Chet Brandt's avatar

Jared is laughing all the way to the bank with $2billion from his Saudi “friends”…..

Charlie Austin's avatar

He's a greedy crook like his father.

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

But...but...#1 IS #2! And should have been flushed long ago. Just too big to go down the drain, I guess.

Kay-El's avatar

Exactly. Bloated Orange lied and people died.

Kimberly Kyle McAllister's avatar

More than that. He's been bellowing and braying since his first campaign began in 2015. Every day is an endless news cycle featuring this thief, rapist and pathological liar. I'm living for the day he is no longer on my television screen or in my phone. Everytime I hear his voice now, it makes my skin crawl with revulsion.

Rick Bonin's avatar

We now know the only way Trump is completely out of our lives is when he is stone cold DEAD.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Technically, yes. But death is too good for him. I'd prefer him in prison, thanks.

bluesyfish's avatar

I would settle for his death, though. Preferably sooner rather than later.

Steve's avatar

Is it evil to wish the extermination of someone who is so totally evil and destructive? Or is it a sign of humanity?

Patty Mooney's avatar

When he passes we will all be "in a better place."

Steve's avatar

And it can't happen soon enough. For every MAGA he lifts up, he's drowning 10,000 of the rest of us.

Bill Lawrence's avatar

The joy of seeing the last of Trump is tempered by the fact that Trumpism is now in the DNA of the Republican party, and they have been courting these so-called Christians since the '90s. I'm afraid that I won't live long enough to see the Normies in that party become ascendant.

Steve's avatar

tRump will die at some point. Hopefully sooner than later. But the poison he has infected into the veins of the Republican party will live on. His menace has post-humus repercussions. The MAGAt's have had 8 years of being fed bullshit, and are 100% committed to whatever the f**k MAGA stands for. There is no redemption for them. They are a cancer on society with no cure.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

It seems he is ever present everywhere you look.

Steve's avatar

Exactly. Every fucking day Trump is in the news. He's like the pandemic. He just doesn't go away.

Jan39's avatar

I keep wondering why all the news outlets have to be reporting on his every move, every statement, everything! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Sköll's avatar

The Trump cultists (at least the ones who self-deprogram) already can file a claim against Donald Trump for dishonesty and lies and fraud.... They could do that to reclaim money that they sent in to him. :D

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Don't think willing contributions can be reclaimed for any reason. If that were true, we'd be fresh out of televangelists.

Sköll's avatar

Hmmm you would think that contributions made in good faith could be returned if the receiver acted in bad faith. But you probably are correct.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

AND for millions, therapy bills they never needed until he came on the scene.

Kay-El's avatar

The best therapy in the world will be to see the Flaming Cheeto get his in fines and prison

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Yes! There will be a "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" worldwide bell ringing ten times the size of the one when Biden was declared the winner in November 2019!

Michael M's avatar

Well, at least he'll essentially be paying back all the honest taxpayer citizens of New York, who have been carrying a heavier tax load because he has been cheating all along. Too bad for us there is a statute of limitations on his kind of fraud.

It might be much more than the $370,000,000 that James is recommending: Engoron and his staff are keeping track of and tallying the deltas in valuation, and in the end will produce the calculations that determine the final fines.

Judge Engoron, when denying Trump's 5th attempt to get the case dismissed, listed the areas of fraud Trump engaged in that are well OUTSIDE Habba's notion that "valuing real estate is an art and not a science":

"Valuing occupied residences as if vacant; valuing restricted land as if unrestricted; valuing an apartment at triple it's actual size; valuing property at many times the amount of sealed appraisals; valuing planned buildings as if they were completed and ready to rent; valuing golf courses with brand premium while claiming not to; and valuing restricted funds as cash- these are not subjective differences of opinion, but are misstatements at best [and intent doesn't matter in this kind of fraud] and fraud at worst."

And who is taking James' $370M recommendation as just that, and then deciding on all this? The guy Trump can't stop insulting, the guy who's house got a bomb threat yesterday, on the last morning of the trial. The guys on LEGAL AF podcast (one of whom sounds exactly like Saul Goodman) think it could be hundreds of millions more than 370. They think James lowballed that number to make it appeal-proof. Fingers crossed.

Bob Bowden's avatar

“There are 15 (U.S. Covid-19) cases, and soon there will be zero” he promised. Damages from that lie alone should be worth a few $ Billion.

RV maxima's avatar

Please!

It is only fitting that he is in diapers,now. Fucking man child having tantrums all his life. little Lord Fauntleroy ( Little Donny FuckFace, LDFF). Time to face the justice he so richly deserves. Can't grow up, waaawaas...hope your cell mate can change that diaper, soon you are on your own,chump!

PS what kind of over ripe diaper wearing dipshits cult followers wants a presidential candidate rooting for the economy to crash? When do THESE a-holes own this?

Mark L's avatar

His Lawyers are working in it.......

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DR JAGC's avatar

And all the anxiety he has caused us since 2016. Endless.

Bill Katz's avatar

Throw something at him. We should start a movement to always toss something at him when they see him in public. Can you imagine how paranoid he would become if everyone tossed something at him. Like a small orange cloth piggy.

Kay-El's avatar

Bill, I’d hate to see Secret Service take you away. Perhaps use the piggy as a voodoo doll?

Bill Katz's avatar

If everyone tossed a cloth pit his way… oh forget it

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

"Bedminister’s next owner will make Donny dig up Ivana and take him with her." Made me snort~~don't forget all those classified documents he stuffed into the coffin with her.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ugh, take HER with HIM. I'd better go fix that

Wendy's avatar

NO, Please leave it as it! It's way better for the dead to have to take him with her when she goes.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

too late! but the good news (for you, not me) is that 85 thousand emails have already gone out and I can't do anything about changing those

Doreen Garza's avatar

No biggie. Ppl will know what you mean 😆

Ina H.'s avatar

No worries. Internal autocorrect works well. But either way, as long as those missing classified docs are removed, we win. BTW, you look good in schadenfreude. ♥️

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thought the same thing...let them spend eternity together. Kick him in. 👍

Rick Bonin's avatar

An excellent Freudian slip.

Susan Niemann's avatar

If they dig her up, I hope they open her up. I'd bet there's all kinds of paperwork in there!

Mary Hall's avatar

There was so much fuckery around Ivana's untimely death. IMHO she was pushed down the stairs since two of Shitler's goons were seen leaving her apartment on the day of her death. This conveniently got Shitler and spawn out of a deposition, because, sad. Then, at her funeral it took TEN men struggling to lift the coffin that supposedly contained only her cremated remains. Then, one week later the Saudi's have their fake golf tournament at the same place where Ivana is buried in a shitty makeshift grave. And then, Jared and Princess Sparkle Butt are gifted $2B from the Saudis. Are you getting the picture?

Charlie Austin's avatar

All the missing docs are in that coffin.

Susan Niemann's avatar

That seems a very reasonable assessment. I hope to live long enough to get the real picture of all thats happened...because it WILL eventually come out.

RV maxima's avatar

Ditto and bring his spawn down,too!

Juli's avatar

Totally with you! Plus she was cremated so can’t dig her up to prove suspicious injuries!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

𝔼𝕏𝔸ℂ𝕋𝕃𝕐

Shalone's avatar

Exactly! What I can't understand is how Ivanka could have been ok with this, that was her mother....the brothers, beavis and butthead, are both incredibly stupid not to mention beavis being a coke head.

Jan39's avatar

My sentiments exactly!

RV maxima's avatar

I wouldn't put it past him. As a malignant narcissist and sociopath- nothing " law-abiding " here.

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RV maxima's avatar

I don't how fractured of a family life you must have to leave your mother on the back 9. And it looks rough. Not even kept like a cemetery plot would have been. They are all in it for themselves.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Highly incriminating paperwork.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Well said Susan. Brava!

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

How have they not already done this?

Kay-El's avatar

I don’t disagree, but it takes several different types of approvals to get that done, including family (which you know won’t happen). Police investigations can be a catalyst but I suspect that is more in line with murder than possible documents.

Benita Words's avatar

I agree on the “stuffed” coffin.

Wendy's avatar

I am not sure our country is big enough to hold everyone enjoying this level of schadenfreude. We may have to rent out Canada as well.

Candace Plattor's avatar

There are a LOT of Canadians feeling the same schadenfreude - we are all over the world and enjoying his total and complete stupidity - finally - in a way that works for good, not evil as it generally does with him.

Ann Anderson's avatar

I have a whole Tupperware set for my schadenfreude. Plenty of room and shelf space.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

My husband and I picked the wrong time to downsize. Oh well. I guess that’s what storage units are for! And I’ll be happy to shell out the money for that!

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff, god of orange adjectives. I hope “Prison Apprentice” was sprinkled in somewhere.

One correction. “...in all likelihood, Trump is going to be fined hundreds of millions of dollars.” While Trump may be fined, the real penalty will be levied against his rabid MAGA cultists who would sell 9 of their remaining 11 teeth to bail out their orange god.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

They have 11 teeth? Didn't think they had any.

Planet 99's avatar

They change them back and forth with their wife. Which reminds me of the time I went to a wedding in Iowa, where they had a polka band and I sat with the groom’s aunt who was 85 if a day and informed the table that her husband preferred to have sex with her when her dentures were out. 😳 God love her and god bless iowa.

RV maxima's avatar

Where in bum-fuck Iowa was this? While never lived there I covered much of the state as a rep for a biotechnology firm for mostly laboratories. So, there's that.

Planet 99's avatar

Tiny farm town, mid state wide but not too far south of Minnesota. I was the +1 for a friend and had never been to a wedding reception with a polka band. And, come to that, haven’t been to one with since. There was also a lot of jello and not in the form of shooters. That event has stayed with me because I was such a fish out of water, and the truth is, it was a lot of fun.

RV maxima's avatar

Just curious. I traveled the state for my job and when clinical labs were added I saw every 10 bed hospital every 50 miles, same small towns. A real slice of life and an interesting experience.

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Planet 99's avatar

Welp, 35 years out for me but there was a strong visual. Best of luck to you Robert.

RV maxima's avatar

Don't you know it. That fever has to break...really!

Susan Niemann's avatar

"fluorescent tangerine felony factory" 😂😂😂

There is so much punishment to look forward to with this idiot, but THIS will really hurt him. He really is delusional and continues to prove it. No way should he have the nuclear codes (that he probably sold to Putin). After he's finally out of our lives, his cult needs to be deprogrammed. I cant take another 4 years of this imbecile. (Good column! I also donated a little to Smirking Chimp...another awesome gathering spot)

Marie Drozdis's avatar

I hope Biden has already had the military write new and different codes.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Schadenfreude. It’s what’s for breakfast.

Ann Anderson's avatar

This is how stupid Trump is: There is one person and one person only who needs to be persuaded for him to prevail in his fraud trial, and that's THE JUDGE. And yet...

RV maxima's avatar

There's stupid and there's psychological deranged. Trump has a severe personality disorder so bad that he can't see the forest for the trees. Or to act in his own self interests because of course, he is always right and always a victim of something. When you look at his family history no one could get through to him, whether no one cared or whether he was just that difficult. Probably a combination of both. He knows his "criming"but he is such a narcissist he can't accept responsibility. He literally builds his own reality as he goes and completely believes it, I think that is "how" he sells it to his cult. His confidence in his BS...well, they don't call it a confidence man for nothing. Or, of course now days,just conman.

He totally needs conviction & prison as does the country. This bs conman fairytale has to come to an end already.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I do not believe Trump is an idiot. I believe he is an entitled asshole who, since childhood, throughout his teenage years and adulthood has never been held accountable for his despicable behavior and crimes. Instead he has been rewarded. He now is like a caged animal who has been caught and sees he is stuck. He is lashing out because he knows he has finally been caught and knows he’s screwed. He has gotten this far by gaming the systems due to his wealth and position. That takes some smarts. He’s continuing to do so by appealing and delaying his court cases but I hope he has met his match with Jack Smith, Judge Chutkan and Fani Willis.Time will tell but it’s running out.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

While we all relish reading about every misfortune he is handed, every decision that goes against him, every tiny thing that makes him spew incomprehensible gibberish--the thing that would enrage and terrify him the most would be ---to be ignored. Could we just quit our obsession? No news flashes, no videos on YouTube, no microphones or reporters to be found. Too bad the media are such ratings whores that they won't just ignore him. That would make quitting the addiction a lot easier!

William Burke's avatar

I’ll be content to ignore him when he’s shuffling his way to the prison cafeteria dishwashing room. Until then we ignore this slob at our peril.

Juli's avatar

Ignoring him/counting on ppl to see through his bullshit is partly what got us into the yuge mess. Only wish we could never see/hear/smell him again

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Problem is, we didn't ignore him. Neither did the media. They were obsessed and we all watched as though it were the biggest show ever! Nobody took him seriously, mostly because he wasn't serious. He was as surprised as anyone when he won. Do you really think he would have if the media hadn't covered his every move and utterance??

Cathy Carrozza's avatar

At this point I would settle for a 24 hour Trump news blackout! Just one day without seeing his orange face and hearing his voice!! Also no coverage at all just so I can take a deep breath of fresh air!! Oh well, I can dream!

Lamorindalinda's avatar

If only. But that’s how the media makes its profit. We’re stuck. If only they would at least start giving Biden credit for his accomplishments. Maybe that would offset the trumpism. Ah well, a girl can dream….

Leigh Woodward's avatar

Malignant narcissist is what fucker Trump is.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

A malignant narcissistic pustule on the ass of America!

Shalone's avatar

Perfect description!

bluesyfish's avatar

Former middle school counselor here - Trump is just like the middle school kids I knew who ran wild then were put in a situation with structure, they'd go apeshit like a wild bird in a cage. When someone has operated with no boundaries and suddenly there are boundaries, it does not go well. At least, that was my experience.

RV maxima's avatar

Agreed to the extent Trump is a child/ juvenile mentality for his entire adult life.

Lynn Stolp's avatar

"there’s a very precise legal term for what Trump is — a stupid fucking idiot." Yup.

Bill Katz's avatar

I was in that courtroom when Fuck Face was put under cross. I thought later, what if I had stood up from the back of the room where spectators are placed, and shouted something really nasty at him like, “Donald, why did you grab Ivanka’s pussy?”

Ok, so I would have been immediately arrested. My pre arranged lawyer would be petitioning the court or someone for a bail hearing. I asked a lawyer friend in my home state what could have happened to Lilly’s ole me. He wasn’t sure because he doesn’t know New York law but thought I could have been remanded to Riker’s Island up to 6 months. Unlikely but I could be away from my 7 house cats. They need to be feed. I did envision that the world media would have wanted to interview me and every time I stood before cameras, I would raise my book to my face, “Donald’s Vanity Tantrums,” like I’m doing now, and gotten free press. Then my book would finally become a best seller and I could take the proceeds to invest in my animal rescue farm.

It was a thought.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Oh my, I have found a kindred spirit!

Bill Katz's avatar

But my real desire was to sit outside in front of the White House in 2020 when the book was published. I had spoken to Code Pink because I wanted them to video me getting up from my table where I had been “donating “ my book for $15.00 to blue causes (park service allows this) and tossing it over the White House fence yelling “President Trump please read my book.” Then code pink would put it on YouTube, face books d everywhere else and it would have gone viral. Yes, I would have been arrested again and this too would have been on the video stream and vola, my long awaited interviews. Then Covid kicked in and shut the whole Shabang down.

Shalone's avatar

One other problem with that plan, Trump can't read, except maybe at a 2nd grade level.

Bill Katz's avatar

I know but that wasn’t my goal. My goal was self promotion at any and all costs.

Tess's avatar

“overdosing in schadenfreude...” hahahahaha. Very well written and your super long run-on sentence was great! Happy Friday everyone!

DianeC's avatar

Have you noticed that in addition to being a dim-witted, loud-mouthed traitor, trump's appearance is declining, if that is at all possible. His makeup is worse than ever. He doesn't know how to blend, or even match to his skin color. His hair styling techniques are worse than ever, and finally, it appears that he sleeps in his hideous clothes. On the other hand, Biden looks better than ever!

Charlie Austin's avatar

He looks horrible. He may not make it to November.

Susan Niemann's avatar

From your lips to Gods ears. 🙌

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Maybe if we all close our eyes and mutter "There's no place like home, there's no place like home" over and over, a ship from his home planet in a galaxy far, far away will come for him and take him home. After all, according to the hideous video, god made him. Maybe he wants him back.

Openly Fae's avatar

If only we could measure the damages he caused mishandling COVID and sue him for THAT...

Debbiemont01@gmail.com's avatar

Do you honestly think he will ever be held accountable? He should have been locked up yesterday. Can you even imagine a person of color throwing a temper tantrum in a court of law.? Why does he constantly get preferential treatment?

Lamorindalinda's avatar

The good news is that trump can’t appeal on the basis that the judge would not let him talk.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thats a great question. I dont get it. But I gotta have hope... I'm thinking him losing so much of his business is a great start.

Charlie Austin's avatar

That galls him more than anything.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree...so much of his ego is wrapped up in his shitty properties with his name on them. I look forward to the day when the name TRUMP is no longer seen anywhere. I suggest that when his grandchildren grow up, they change their last name, too. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Runfastandwin's avatar

my answer is no but we'll see. hope springs eternal.

Candace Plattor's avatar

Just keep OD'ing on schadenfreude, Jeff - you deserve every second of it, as do the rest of us. And thank you for your so-very-apt description of Little Donny Fuckface - I laughed out loud, great start to the day!

Lisa Hansen's avatar

If the Orange Menace ever gets sentenced for anything, part of his punishment should be to duct tape his anus-shaped pie hole shut.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Lisa, can you hear that sound? It's the applause from 2 billion people around the world.

Rick Bonin's avatar

Small modification... “puckered anus-shaped pie hole”