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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I wanna see an ad with trump's gibberish going on uninterrupted for a minute, and at the end Joe Biden's voice saying,

“I approve this ad.” With just a hint of a smile in his voice.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

"...whatever it said."

SeekingReason's avatar

Kathleen, please send your suggestion to the Biden campaign. It would make me sleep better tonight. Send it to Lincoln Project as well! 👍🏼

Kathleen Weber's avatar

This will work better if it comes out in September or October 2024. It has to be with the kicker: “I'm Joe Biden and I approve this ad.” so it can't be the Lincoln Project. I swear to you on my mother's grave, that I will get in touch with the Biden campaign over the summer. Perhaps by then there will be even juicier idiotic bits to create the ad with.

SeekingReason's avatar

I think it might be best to saturate the dolts with non-stop ads. The frustrating thing is that trump is not eligible to run. And it is crystal clear without a shadow of a doubt. Zero doubt. Yet, orange vomit is not being arrested for inciting a deadly seditionist act!…or called out for contempt of court. I fear that when we wait, the Fascists are the ones who throw a surprise at us instead. We can’t let them come up for air when we seem powerless to put these criminals in prison, where anyone else who committed these crimes would be or already been given the death sentence.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

IMO, the best use of money would be to figure out by polling what the true swing states are in the last 6 weeks, And blanket those states with this ad.

Catherine's avatar

It can be a whole campaign with different incidents, different ads, all approved by Joe Biden. there's plenty of material and it will only keep building. It's perfect!

SeekingReason's avatar

I hereby award you suggestion of the month award! Brilliant! Really and truly- this is the PERFECT Biden campaign ad.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

You got me there. Setting all modesty aside, I have to agree with you 100%.

William Burke's avatar

I want to see Trump up on the altar with the Pentecostal evangelist speaking in tongues - in unison with the pastor. Harmony can come later.

un poco loco's avatar

That was SO bizarre! I have relatives who are Pentecostals, so the whole speaking in tongues thing isn't completely new to me, but I've never seen anything like that before... so yeah, Trump's own brand of word salad would be a great addition to the show!

Karla's avatar

THAT is an awesome idea!

Mark L's avatar

That's Really Good Kathleen

Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

stay tuned. surely we will get to see such a marvelous thing.

Karla's avatar

He hasn’t gone quite that far yet, but he did do an ad with some of Shitler’s gaffes and posted it on Shitlers crappy app 😂

Brian's avatar

He’s circling, and in November it will be time to flush.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Do we really have to wait that long?

Linda Weide's avatar

We may not. His deterioration rate will increase with the pressure he gets from trials. Now is the time for that class action law suit from all his former creditors, many of which are lawyers. The stress has led to a rash on his hands, do you remember seeing those pictures, and who knows what else. Perhaps he can relax at Mar-a-lago, but I'm with Jeff, let's give it to E. Jean Carroll and let her invite the Feds to come in and go over it with a fine tooth comb to see if they can find anything else that is incriminating. Let them go through all of his videos too. Anything in the place. Just not being able to golf there should be enough to send him over the edge, the big cheater, and he won't be able to go to his Scottish greens, because he cannot leave the country with criminal charges pressed against him. https://www.trumphotels.com/turnberry

Here is an article on the mystery of where the money came from for that property. I am hoping that the courts are cataloging his assets as the trials continue, and preparing the paperwork to seize them both in the US and abroad.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/08/the-biggest-trump-financial-mystery-where-he-came-up-with-the-cash-for-his-scottish-resorts/

All of that will cause his poorer donors, who may not realize how much money DJTrump has in all his holdings while they give him their gas money to pay for his legal fees, to note that he is not the poor populist guy he makes himself out to be.

DonP's avatar

Even if he did flee, there's an extradition treaty between both the UK and Ireland with the US.

They'd just happily ship his ass back home. Might not even allow him to deplane.

Linda Weide's avatar

Exactly! I am sure they would love to do that. Even as the fascists rise in Europe, the rest of the country won't want such a fascist icon.

Geoff Anderson's avatar

This reminds me of an old (gross) site circa 2002 - RateMyPoo.com, and yes, it was exactly what it says.

Deborah Lang's avatar

BUT the water pressure is so bad, so greatly bad, you have to flush, two-three-TEN times, and..................

oldie but goodie!

Ed Combs's avatar

Might need a Bigly plunger for that Yuge pile o shit!

Cassandra Here's avatar

He’s been de-banked. He and Rudy Colludy can fight over couch change and hunt the subway for dropped nickels, dimes, and pizza slices. Scott Dworkin says there are signs posted in NYC: Do not take a check from this man [pic of ‘surrender’ trump]

Geoff Anderson's avatar

Alas, I am sure he has already started fundraising on this, and might be able to raise the $80M that way.

Of course, that would be $80M he couldn't spend on the campaign.

Karen Leeds's avatar

He can’t use campaign contributions to pay legal fines. Which is delicious.

Geoff Anderson's avatar

Alas, that would mean that he would obey the law (rules), and that the FEC would have the cajones to actually take action. Hell DeSantis stomped all over the campaign finance rules with his "Never Back Down" PAC (laughing that he totally backed down and surrendered) and no actions were taken.

Might as well be dead letter law

Susan Ayres-Lynch's avatar

Not that he won't try it...

Mary's avatar

Oh he'll use them and the idiots will keep sending him money

PJ Schuster's avatar

It should be against the law, but apparently it’s common knowledge that he is, in fact, spending millions from one of his PACs to pay his legal bills. DOJ needs to get on the issue

Cassandra Here's avatar

Undoubtedly. I’m on his email list, I keep looking for the plea. He’s in Las Vegas, so maybe he’ll hit it bigly.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I know of a few people near Vegas that would like to hit him bigly...

Cassandra Here's avatar

I’m in Reno, and I would join them.

Susan Ayres-Lynch's avatar

Oh, hĕll, I'm in Columbus, OH, and I'd like to get in on that!

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Sorry, Pizza Rat has the dropped pizza slice franchise.

Cassandra Here's avatar

That’s exactly the image I had in my head.

Openly Fae's avatar

That fucking fucker is a fucked fuck? Fuckgratulations, you fucking deserve it, Fuckface Fuckenheimer III.

Andrea's avatar

Fuckface Fuckenheimer III, President of Dumbfuckistan.

SeekingReason's avatar

When the word “fuck” is the perfect descriptive! 😄!

un poco loco's avatar

I find that the word "fuck" is the perfect descriptive in a wide range of situations, but especially as used here.

Openly Fae's avatar

Ranked dead last in education and having no natural exports, it is the world's only nation to be declared a completely useless pimple on the arse of the world.

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😆😆

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Isn’t Dumbfuckistan next door to Shitstainstan? I seem to recall they used to be one country?

William Burke's avatar

I’m sticking with JT‘s “King Fuckface the First” for now. It’s just a different form of music to my ears.

Openly Fae's avatar

I wouldn't want the idea to go to his head.

Tina Wilson's avatar

Man-women-child-rapist-grifter

Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Woman-child rapist, grifter, loser

Geoff Anderson's avatar

It's worse than that. If he goes the bond route, then he will have to put up 20% (so $16.6M) and then collateral to cover the other 80%.

But since he has a financial monitor overseeing his family business, he really doesn't have unfettered access to those assets, and that might make it impossible for him to post collateral.

Delish!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

is it 20%? I thought that in New York State it was 10%, but I couldn't find a definitive link to a hard number, so I left it vague in my post.

Geoff Anderson's avatar

TBH, that is the rate that all the bondsmen here charge, so that was an assumption. Still, he needs to also post collateral to move forward.

PJ Schuster's avatar

E Jeans attorneys were on Maddow & they explained that he has to put up the entire amount, plus he has to pay interest from now til the appeal is decided.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Wonder if he's hit up Jared for some of those billions of Saudi shekels to cover his legal fines.

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

He says: "We're very close to World War III" and the MAGGOTS CHEER???? Hoping for an early rapture, are they? I'll stay behind, thanks.

Lena Fontaine's avatar

I highly encourage the rapture!! I hope it takes all the people who believe in it. 😬

counterlife's avatar

The way I understand it, the people "left behind" will be the type of people I count as friends, so bring it on. Though, I wonder if the oft predicted rapture has already happened and there weren't many who qualified so no one noticed, making all the believers in rapture and eternally boring heaven also "left behind". I wonder if that possibility keeps any of the believers awake at night. Probably not.

Edit: Should have read on. Point already made.

Sandie Becker's avatar

Oh hon....the Rapture has come and gone. They already have been left behind.

Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Sharon, didn’t Frumpy say “We’re very close to WWII.” And of course the crowd of his MAGA 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 cheered him on with his rambling.

Mary Hall's avatar

'zactly! Spending eternity with those sanctimonious fumducks does not have the appeal they think it does.

un poco loco's avatar

I'm with you. Not that the armaments in MAGA hands aren't dangerous and capable of inflicting a lot of damage and killing a lot of people (and clearly, they have no problem with killing a lot of people, even kids) -- but I usually think of WWIII as being nuclear, and Joe's got the football. Even tffg's former advisors wouldn't let him anywhere near it (at least not the real one with the live switch) As usual tffg's just making shit up.

Tama2U's avatar

Between the money and the brain mash, which will consume him first? My thoughts are when the money goes, so goes him. He’s a paper doll being left out in the rain. Let it pour!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Old Vodka Sweats. 🤣🤣 Good luck Rudy...you'll never get a dime outta LDFF. I seriously wonder if we dont see Diaper Don have a serious health scare under all this pressure. Given he is an evil old fuck, I would delight in that scene. He wont even have enough money left for ketchup. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Larry Bushard's avatar

It is important that he retains what little there is left of his sanity to get at least one guilty verdict from Jack Smith so that he can be sentenced to prison for the rest of his fucking life!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree. Nothing would please me more than to see him walk into a cell and they toss the key.

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

You’re right, otherwise he’ll end up in a luxurious asylum, not in jail

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Like my mom used to say “No self-respecting germ would light on him”. Lol

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Every maga donation goes straight to E Jean at this point. Gonna have to play that violin for McConnell also. Boohoo.

SeekingReason's avatar

Anther Biden Campaign ad….Thanks to the Maga crowd, money sent to trump is going to E Carroll. Now that’s justice!

Susan Niemann's avatar

It's a beautiful song, too. 😂

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Except campaign funds cannot be used for anything else, so he’s going to have to sell assets, like his buildings.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Apparently 'Leadership PAC' funds can be used for anything. It's still a whole lot of money that won't be going for GOP senate or house races.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

He would never willingly give money to anyone else, so his money wouldn’t go to GOP races anyway.

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Btw love the little violin😂

SeekingReason's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Rick Calegari's avatar

Gotta love it. Plus this has to change Melania's plans for wanting to take his pathetic crooked ass to the cleaners in divorce court. Hell, by the time it's all said and done, his pot to piss in and the window to throw it out of may be long gone.

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

“Be best Sugar Daddy” is now “Be gone Loser!”

Lucy Guerlac's avatar

Yes, her timing has not been good!

Catherine's avatar

Maybe next Wednesday... it's what I've been waiting for, the E.Jean Carroll result was an unexpected cherry on top. I hope the judge for nxt weds isn't intimidated to put up Bigly Numbers, the best numbers.

Tardigret's avatar

"no one else knows it's 93..." lol omg I am laughing so hard right now...but I have laryngitis, so I sound more like a squeaky rocking chair. It feels so damn good to laugh this hard at him

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Got laryngitis too so, laughing through my nose not a pretty picture 😂😂

The Last Moderate Standing's avatar

Trump: “multiply 4,733, multiply it times 7, divide — without paper and pencil, by the way — divide it by 4, add up another 37 … and a half. point five, I remember that.”

Interviewer: “Wow! How impressive sir. So what’s the answer?”

Trump: “To what?”

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Leave him out there and let him ramble. A reasonable strategy. I’m still waiting to see him shit himself loudly in stage. Then waddle off to “Macho Man”. Who’s his new “body man” these days?

Koko in AZ's avatar

Because of the man girdle he wears, he has to have an attendant wipe his ass when he fills his man diaper. On his pretend-I'm-rich Apprentice show the man assigned to that task was nick-named "Wet Wipes'.

Mary Hall's avatar

That unfortunate person is comedian Noel Caster who openly talks about having to clean up Shitler's rancid butt. There are interviews with him about that and what a raging druggie Shitler is.

Koko in AZ's avatar

Precisely! I would demand a 6-figure salary for that loathsome job.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Trumps denouement is so

SCHADENFREUDELICIOUS 😋

It has umami 👅

"MizMeezer"'s avatar

Agreed. But will it take him down? Probably not. He's one of those monsters in the movies you think is dead but keeps coming back.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

He is definitely weakened, though.

Sköll's avatar

Melania: I leave Donald now. He broke as fuck now.

Lairbo's avatar

If he truly goes broke, I wonder if she can sue him for breach of contract. You know there's a signed piece of paper somewhere that promises her some serious scratch.

Sköll's avatar

And Trump would tell her, "I made you famous!" :D

Ann Anderson's avatar

I slurped up every word of today's column. It was super-yummy - forward-worthy. Gonna read it again with a hot cup of coffee.

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Me too, particularly titillating 😆today

Bravo Jeff!

Lena Fontaine's avatar

Although I absolutely detest him and feel that he deserves this and more, I almost feel bad that his handlers are still allowing him to get in front of people. He’s a mess!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

To break the spell, you have to see the emperor utterly stark naked.

Openly Fae's avatar

Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I defer to Steve B 's explanation of Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!

Steve B's avatar

I took Endless' "Shame!" post as a callback to Game of Thrones when Cersei Lannister was paraded through the streets naked, while a NUN followed her, ringing a bell, and calling out, "Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!"

Although I'm damned if I can remember what Cersei was being shamed for, but it was probably something to do with all the incest.

Openly Fae's avatar

This was the intended reference.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I have the same feeling. It’s so weird. I almost feel sorry for him. What the actual fuck?

Kathleen Weber's avatar

That's your humanity talking. You may have to clamp a pillow over it for the next 10 months.

Steve B's avatar

Remember what he is and what he's been, and most importantly, what he represents. For what he's done to people AND the country, as far as I'm concerned, after he loses the election (because he's a fucking LOSER), he can be used as the ball drop for New Year's Eve 2025 in Times Square, hanging from a rope. Ugh, fuck that fucking fuck!

Funny Eye Guy's avatar

I'm with Kathleen and Steve. There is nothing, no fate or punishment, that could even the scales on what he's done to this country and to so many individual people. Maybe if he burns in the unfortunately mythical hell for all eternity, then MAYBE....

actually, nah, not even that would make up for it.