this is a public service announcement: please do not email me to tell me that I swear too much (yes, people actually do this), because I will reply with "what the fuck are you talking about"
It’s been said that people who swear a lot have higher than average IQ’s. I’m not sure if that’s actually true, but I’m choosing do believe it, because that makes me a fucking Einstein. 🤣 But seriously, your swearing is one of my favorite features. It makes me feel like I can drop all the f-bombs I want in the comments. And if ever there was a time in history for that, I think it’s now. Keep it up. If people don’t like it, they can check to see if Mike Pence offers a subscription on Substack.
You said exactly what I thought (except the Mike Pence part which hadn’t crossed my mind). You should probably be afraid that you think like me but at least we’re thinkers.
Studies have shown - seriously - that swearing has an analgesic effect. Swearing a lot after stubbing your toe or burning your hand taking a pan out of the oven lessens the pain.
foulmouthed fuckery is not everyone's cuppa, and I respect that — but I always want to ask these people, "did you not read one post before you signed up to be on the email list?"
A million years ago, I was the parent who drove the car full of teenagers to concerts. Green Day was performing, it wasn't bad because I really liked that music and still do. That was the very day the supreme court had given us BUSH as president. Green Day front man Billy Joel was quite pissed, I was right there with him. He lead the whole arena in the biggest screaming FUCK BUSH I'd ever been a part of...went on for maybe 5 minutes....I became aware I was the only "adult" in the section who was standing and screaming....My "adult" voice said screw you and screamed even louder....Best use of FUCK ever, until I discovered Jeff.
I lived in the city of SF and worked in the Financial District when Kamala was DA. I saw her at certain events and in certain settings. I DO NOT KNOW HER. But, I've heard her speak in settings where she knew she was among women who would not be quoting her or running to the nearest journalist, and she not only uses f-bombs fluently, I had to laugh the other night when I agreed with Rick Wilson and others that she came "this close" to calling shit bag a mother-fucker during the debate when she said 'this" and then had to make a long pause and finally finished with "former president". I'd bet everything I have she was ready to let it fly, and somehow got it back in her mouth!
I would also bet that she reads Jeff...maybe she can't get to it regularly, but I can't believe that somebody doesn't get his gems into her, because she, just like us, would love them!!!!
As Henry Drummond said in the Movie Inherit The Wind: "I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words anyone understands."
Jeff, I have mentioned before I am not a fan of swearing, but that was before the last 9 years. The absolute stupidity and mendacity and pure cruelty and evil of Trump and his cult demand your response. You are the man!
When Trump was convicted and you wrote that post that consisted of several thousand ha ha ha, I wrote a comment saying I hope soon you can write a post that consists of nothing but fuck fuck fuck. If people wander into a place where they're uncomfortable, it's their job to wander right back out of it.
Credit to some social media source: “you can be good to all people, but it does not mean all people will be good to you”. Helps me when dealing with a moron..
You know, I first noticed Jeff on Twitter several years back, and it was love at first read! I realize “some people” have a thing about “bad words”, but they can either take themselves away again, or fuck off all the way to Fuckoffistan, their choice. If you hang around with us, there’s going to be colorful language used on a daily basis, so either get over yourself or get gone. I wouldn’t miss even one day of Jeff’s commentary, because it keeps me sane! Thanks, Jeff, for holding us together!!!
Actually, when dealing with MAGAt cultists the vocabulary of English explitives is inadequate to describe the depths of their depravity. Besides that it's all those motherfuckers understand.
Fuck them all. These delusional GOP assholes again have nothing of substance regarding the obvious outcome of the debate. Laura Loser and the rest of the manic support mechanism will never learn that their rapidly declining leader is beyond damage control and a proposed second debate would only result in a repeat performance.
There is no alternate word besides fuck when referring to the orange deadly seditionist-inciter, 34-count FELON & RAPIST. What language are they proposing if they’re complaining about it? Do they want you to extend an olive branch to Fascists? I like your appropriate language Jeff!
And that was actually libertarian propaganda Laura's daughter Rose, was an Ayn Rand acolyte and told her to write her story as the "proud, independent farmer who took no gov't help." When they took gov't help their entire lives.
Absolutely. Homesteading was a government benefit, although it was serious work. There were a lot of shady things in that family. Through my adoptive mother, I'm faintly related to them, which is funny since I'm a little more than half Native American, and racist Ma hated us. 😂
Fuck that. We love the fuck out of it. I’m an old retired English teacher who loves the fullness of the language. Use it, have fun with it, and as Twain observed, it’s all in the rhythm. [Livy, tired of Twain’s swearing came to him swearing up a storm. Twain replied, Livy, you’ve got all the words right, but the rhythm all wrong. — paraphrased]
Asking why the moderators only fact-checked Trump and not Harris is like asking why the police only arrested the guy in the bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a bag of cash and not the people laying flat on the floor with their eyes covered.
My local CBS affiliate did their little fact-checking,they call it the 'Verify Report', it's usually a deep-dive into internet rumors and and gossip,and conspiracy theories, yesterday's was 'Does Kamala Harris flip-flop on issues?' What the actual fuck you fucking clowns!!! Stop wasting my fucking time calling yourselfs 'news' or 'journalists',piss off!!! Fuckity fuck,fuckity fuck fuck,you fuckers!!!
It's not a flip-flop if they change their mind based on new information though, evolving opinions are a sign of intelligence, not that those dipshits would understand. Now a flip-flop would be when the "day-glow chaos demon" misspeaks and says something his donors don't agree with, and he takes it all back the next day, as he so frequently does.
No,it's called the 'Tegna Group', it's been a CBS affiliate forever,it's billionaire owner was involved in the USC student cheating scandal,and was supposed to relinquish majority control of the company,but I don't know the status of that.
Those earrings, my fashionable friends (all two of you) are from the Tiffany Hardwear collection and cost less than $900. Freshwater pearls and sterling silver.
But what I want to know is what do these dipshits think was being said to her through the magic earpiece? Who was on the other end? And when did she ever appear as though she was listening to anyone other than von shitzinpants or the moderators? She was a trial attorney for fuck sake, we think on our feet every single workday.
They don’t know what intelligence looks like. They’ve decided that the orange idiot is intelligent, so that’s their “bar”, their comparison. Truly. They’ve lost perspective, if they’ve ever had it.
No. Actually, it is another racist, misogynistic attempt at saying a black woman could not have so brilliantly taken down that lying bag of pus it out help in real time.
Unfortunately true. However, this fact is also one reason why Harris wiped the floor with Trump in the televised debate. Misogyny and racism act to blind those embodying them. To such individuals Harris is invisible. All they see when they look at her is a projection of their hatred and bigotry. All she has to do is become a calm mirror. Embodying the goddess Medusa with the mask of hate that they have projected on to her staring right back at them. Guaranteed to freeze them with reflected terror.
EVERY TIME Trump has debated, his cult members have claimed both that the opponents got all the questions ahead of time AND that someone was talking to Trump's opponents via microphone, because they truly believe that only Donald has the power to go out there and say things they aren't told by someone 5 seconds before. It's embarrassing... To them.
Hey you remembered person, man, woman, camera, TV in that "intelligence" test you took, you can remember 5 things you sorry sack of crap. BTW the questions are always the same - Economy, women's rights, abortion, the border, tax cuts for your golfing buddies, you know all the stuff you're against if it helps the middle class.
I read what the five words actually were on that cognitive-decline test he took. Three of them were Face, Velvet, and Church: I don't remember what the other two were because it's been years since I saw that. Trump was not able to recall a single one of the words, one day afterward.
They don't understand how clever she is. Yes, she thinks on her feet and she pays attention what is being said. That is huge! Many people just plan their next riposte, but she responded to DT's comments.
I believe earbuds are worn inside the ear. Otherwise, everyone can hear what's being said unless the Dems have invented a cunning new super secret technology.
You know what’s really fucking amazing is how the voice in Kamala’s earrings took over from the get-go, commanding her to walk over to Donald’s podium and hypnotize him into cowering behind it like a scared-shitless rabbit protecting his undersized carrot.
Thx for the retail intel! Love that. The wingnuts believe that Team Kamala rigged them somehow, regardless.
On a divergent note: did we see footage of the drone show in Phila on debate night? Pls check out the video … one of the displays depicted wind blowing Donny’s Dynel headpiece off. Masterful!!!!!
His cult members have to come up with reasons why she wiped the floor with him. They will say anything to deflect from the fact that he's fucking batshit crazy and is incapable of hiding it. They seem to especially love the James Bond-style mic-in-the-earrings/radio signals/Vulcan mind-meld bullshit. I would laugh if the magats weren't so fucking scary.
Moskowitz is very funny but I think there has been too much focus on how cleverly Harris goaded Donnie into losing his shit (like it was hard…) and not enough on how prepared, poised, personable, persuasive, and PRESIDENTIAL she was.
Media: Kamala Harris showed up at the debate and needled Donald Trump into embarrassing himself!
Fact: The Harris team spent two weeks not only planning to do this in the debate, but also needling him in the runup. Why else would you run a crowd size commercial on Fox News a few days before the debate? That video was made for an audience of one.
Thanks Jeff. It saddens me to see Naomi Wolf claiming a former prosecutor and District Attorney (with plenty of trial experience) would be "inept" in a debate. Her perspectives and insights seem to be unmoored and have drifted far from reality.
On another note, I'm not sure if your readers can help me begin an effort to find a cure for Factose Intolerance. You might be more familiar with the scientific term for Factose Intolerance:
MAGA-FI-16 or the new variant: MAGA-FI-24.
While willful ignorance can be treated with books about science, philosophy, economics, and ethics, and turning off Fox "News" there is no known cure for MAGA-FI.
"Sir, Sir," they whimper with tears in their eyes, " please let us sell your suit and tie from the debate, Sir" they beg. "It was beautiful, how you unwove your arguments,and evaded those gotcha yes and no questions." (Snivel. Sound of nose blowing) "Abdul says you won 133%, and he's going to write about it. Oh, Sir, Sir, please take our money."
Abdul!!! Fucking hilarious. 😆 You know people who are really named Abdul are getting ribbed and having a good laugh. Was it you? Were you chin wagging with the Donald? Just priceless.
🚨BREAKING: Republican strategist Karl Rove has BLASTED Donald Trump's disastrous debate performance, saying “There’s no putting lipstick on this pig. Trump was crushed by a woman he previously dismissed as ‘dumb as a rock.’ Which raises the question: What does that make him?”
Loved that line, but I was fuming at his comment: "He did an even worse job prosecuting the argument that she’s a far-left politician out of sync with America’s values." The whack job Project 2025 and MAGA assholes -- they are the ones out of sync.
I’m a great grandma, and I fucking love your fucking blog. I swear I’ve said fuck 1000 times more in the past nine years than ever before in my life. All of it caused by the fucking GOP and tfg.
Yesterday I was listening to some interviewers from MSNBC who spoke with undecided voters after the debate. Most of the people who were interviewed were still undecided. How the fuck can ANYONE still be undecided after listening to that cluster fuck Trump???!!! Please, help me understand!!!
This is how rumors start…. But count me in. Jeff underscored that she has the right aesthetic for a Trumpette/Cult Vixen. Plasticized wherever there’s skin that can be injected, sculpted and tucked.
And racist. Never underestimate how racist this country is. It’s always been this way; it’s just that in 2016, Donald gave them permission to come out from under their rocks.
It's not half the country. It's 70 percent of registered Republicans, minus those smart enough to know it's bullshit but it fits their way of thinking. For the rest, the other Republicans, "Independents" and a few Democrats. It's a combination of racism, misogyny, cultural, and delusions that Republicans are actually better for the economy.
We’re gonna have to start buying binkies by the gross! My goodness, what a fuckton of bawling diaper babies! And stop with the fucking swears! We should meet this fucklecade of Republican shitassed cocktweakery with more demure language.
this is a public service announcement: please do not email me to tell me that I swear too much (yes, people actually do this), because I will reply with "what the fuck are you talking about"
It’s been said that people who swear a lot have higher than average IQ’s. I’m not sure if that’s actually true, but I’m choosing do believe it, because that makes me a fucking Einstein. 🤣 But seriously, your swearing is one of my favorite features. It makes me feel like I can drop all the f-bombs I want in the comments. And if ever there was a time in history for that, I think it’s now. Keep it up. If people don’t like it, they can check to see if Mike Pence offers a subscription on Substack.
I must protest, because apparently you haven't met many MAGA-heads. they fuckin' swear too. But the words like Jeff's slow hand a lot better.
They know cuss words, but otherwise their vocabularies are dismal.
Pence doesn’t swear because “mother” won’t let him.
You said exactly what I thought (except the Mike Pence part which hadn’t crossed my mind). You should probably be afraid that you think like me but at least we’re thinkers.
If we’ve learned anything over the past 8 years, it’s that there are hoards of people who’ve retired from thinking.
Or never learned how-to in the first place.
Isn’t THAT the truth!
Studies have shown - seriously - that swearing has an analgesic effect. Swearing a lot after stubbing your toe or burning your hand taking a pan out of the oven lessens the pain.
Swear away! Who the fuck actually cares ... if they don't like, they don't have to read your posts. It's still a free country.
foulmouthed fuckery is not everyone's cuppa, and I respect that — but I always want to ask these people, "did you not read one post before you signed up to be on the email list?"
A million years ago, I was the parent who drove the car full of teenagers to concerts. Green Day was performing, it wasn't bad because I really liked that music and still do. That was the very day the supreme court had given us BUSH as president. Green Day front man Billy Joel was quite pissed, I was right there with him. He lead the whole arena in the biggest screaming FUCK BUSH I'd ever been a part of...went on for maybe 5 minutes....I became aware I was the only "adult" in the section who was standing and screaming....My "adult" voice said screw you and screamed even louder....Best use of FUCK ever, until I discovered Jeff.
You got to see the amazing Billie Joe Armstrong? (Who is still hot at 50 + BTW) I'm so jelly!
"Basket Case" is still on my play list as is "American Idiot"!
Natalie At almost 72 Green Day is still among one of my favorites.
Same. Saw them when American Idiot came out, can sing nearly every song. Took my kids to see the play. We loved it.
How wonderful! Now I have to watch the video, it is so powerful!
Seriously, who doesn’t enjoy foul mouth fuckery coupled with witty repartee?
Fuck ‘em, they can unsubscribe! I as a paid subscriber LIVE FOR THE EXPLETIVES.
The more the merrier, and baby, do we fukin' need some merryment.
FUKM if thayz got no humor in their veins!
👏👏🤣
IK, R?
Fuckity bye to those with a stick up their ass.
I lived in the city of SF and worked in the Financial District when Kamala was DA. I saw her at certain events and in certain settings. I DO NOT KNOW HER. But, I've heard her speak in settings where she knew she was among women who would not be quoting her or running to the nearest journalist, and she not only uses f-bombs fluently, I had to laugh the other night when I agreed with Rick Wilson and others that she came "this close" to calling shit bag a mother-fucker during the debate when she said 'this" and then had to make a long pause and finally finished with "former president". I'd bet everything I have she was ready to let it fly, and somehow got it back in her mouth!
I would also bet that she reads Jeff...maybe she can't get to it regularly, but I can't believe that somebody doesn't get his gems into her, because she, just like us, would love them!!!!
As Henry Drummond said in the Movie Inherit The Wind: "I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words anyone understands."
Jeff, I have mentioned before I am not a fan of swearing, but that was before the last 9 years. The absolute stupidity and mendacity and pure cruelty and evil of Trump and his cult demand your response. You are the man!
When Trump was convicted and you wrote that post that consisted of several thousand ha ha ha, I wrote a comment saying I hope soon you can write a post that consists of nothing but fuck fuck fuck. If people wander into a place where they're uncomfortable, it's their job to wander right back out of it.
That day will be Nov. 5 if Fat Boy sneaks in again because of useless lazy fuckers who didn’t bother to vote.
Credit to some social media source: “you can be good to all people, but it does not mean all people will be good to you”. Helps me when dealing with a moron..
Fucking A, that's why I signed up.
You know, I first noticed Jeff on Twitter several years back, and it was love at first read! I realize “some people” have a thing about “bad words”, but they can either take themselves away again, or fuck off all the way to Fuckoffistan, their choice. If you hang around with us, there’s going to be colorful language used on a daily basis, so either get over yourself or get gone. I wouldn’t miss even one day of Jeff’s commentary, because it keeps me sane! Thanks, Jeff, for holding us together!!!
They are fucking puritans who have no problem with racism, hate, and violence but expletives? Then they turn into pearl-clutchers!
Actually, when dealing with MAGAt cultists the vocabulary of English explitives is inadequate to describe the depths of their depravity. Besides that it's all those motherfuckers understand.
Jeff, you take foul-mouthed fuckery and turn it into an art form.
Already is!
Profanity is a sign of high IQ. Fuckin’ A.
Hahah! Free speech! You don’t like the sound? Walk away. Don’t listen. Change the channel
We think you swear just right!
Jeff is the Goldilocks of “fucks”. 🤣
Love it
Jesus, it's like your whole fucking brand. Also never change, and maybe increase the F-bomb drop rate.
Also, I subscribed just to make this comment and will keep the sub going.
Well fuckin' welcome aboard!
Fuck a duck.
“Shit fire and piss matches/ fuck a duck and see what hatches/ fuck a duck and duck a pigeon/ go to church and get religion.”—Alexander Poop
...Burma Shave
How did you know! Jesus, now I want to install pornographic Burma Shave signs all over America’s Empty Quarter!
I would so watch that happen!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck them all. These delusional GOP assholes again have nothing of substance regarding the obvious outcome of the debate. Laura Loser and the rest of the manic support mechanism will never learn that their rapidly declining leader is beyond damage control and a proposed second debate would only result in a repeat performance.
Science says- People who swear are more fucking HONEST . DAMN STRAIGHT !
Fuckin' A
And also, smarter. I read that somewhere on the Internet one time. Must be true.
Like
There are times and situations where nothing suffices like a good swear. trump definitely brings that out
Your style of writing is perfect-I believe you are the George Carlin of our time. Never change-you’re a breath of fresh air!
I guess you can say that because I sure can't smell his breath from my computer screeem.
Lol
😂😂😂
👍👍👍😀
Carlin would be proud!
I agree! 👏👏👏
Complete with laughs and facts.
There is no alternate word besides fuck when referring to the orange deadly seditionist-inciter, 34-count FELON & RAPIST. What language are they proposing if they’re complaining about it? Do they want you to extend an olive branch to Fascists? I like your appropriate language Jeff!
This isn't Little House on the Prairie. FUCK them.
And that was actually libertarian propaganda Laura's daughter Rose, was an Ayn Rand acolyte and told her to write her story as the "proud, independent farmer who took no gov't help." When they took gov't help their entire lives.
Absolutely. Homesteading was a government benefit, although it was serious work. There were a lot of shady things in that family. Through my adoptive mother, I'm faintly related to them, which is funny since I'm a little more than half Native American, and racist Ma hated us. 😂
“Your skin has to be *this thick* 🤏 to read this Substack”…😅
Tell those fuckoffs emailing you to fuck straight the fuck off.
You swear just the right amount, which is to say a fuckwad.
As my dear late husband use to say: “Fuck the fucking fuckers!” 🥰
We can fk’n email you…????😃‼️⁉️
Fuck that. We love the fuck out of it. I’m an old retired English teacher who loves the fullness of the language. Use it, have fun with it, and as Twain observed, it’s all in the rhythm. [Livy, tired of Twain’s swearing came to him swearing up a storm. Twain replied, Livy, you’ve got all the words right, but the rhythm all wrong. — paraphrased]
Asking why the moderators only fact-checked Trump and not Harris is like asking why the police only arrested the guy in the bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a bag of cash and not the people laying flat on the floor with their eyes covered.
exactly!
My local CBS affiliate did their little fact-checking,they call it the 'Verify Report', it's usually a deep-dive into internet rumors and and gossip,and conspiracy theories, yesterday's was 'Does Kamala Harris flip-flop on issues?' What the actual fuck you fucking clowns!!! Stop wasting my fucking time calling yourselfs 'news' or 'journalists',piss off!!! Fuckity fuck,fuckity fuck fuck,you fuckers!!!
She might flip-flop on issues….duh every damn politician does at some point. But the FUCKING KING OF FLIP-FLOPS. was on stage with her-
It's not a flip-flop if they change their mind based on new information though, evolving opinions are a sign of intelligence, not that those dipshits would understand. Now a flip-flop would be when the "day-glow chaos demon" misspeaks and says something his donors don't agree with, and he takes it all back the next day, as he so frequently does.
Exactly, Ethereal.
By now he’s just a flop, right?
Fuckin'a bubba!!😂😂
Bruce, I am curious - is your CBS affiliate owned by Sinclair???
No,it's called the 'Tegna Group', it's been a CBS affiliate forever,it's billionaire owner was involved in the USC student cheating scandal,and was supposed to relinquish majority control of the company,but I don't know the status of that.
Thanks!
‘Verify Report Report’ anyway I don’t listen or read their bullshit but does it have any redeeming value?
Not a bit,it's 3 minutes of fact-checking viral tweets and internet memes,if you need to fact-check them,you probably have brain worms.
You just summed up the cult mentality of detachment from reality
Great analogy. The factcheck count was trump 33, Harris 1 in an hour and a half. Kamala just did not FUCK UP like titty man baby did.
🎯She studied And knows her shit!
Perfect! I've used other analogies but this one is much better.
👏👏👏😂😂😂🙌
Perfect analogy!! Thx
Yes, they obviously are that stupid!
YES. Perfectly put.
Perfect
Those earrings, my fashionable friends (all two of you) are from the Tiffany Hardwear collection and cost less than $900. Freshwater pearls and sterling silver.
But what I want to know is what do these dipshits think was being said to her through the magic earpiece? Who was on the other end? And when did she ever appear as though she was listening to anyone other than von shitzinpants or the moderators? She was a trial attorney for fuck sake, we think on our feet every single workday.
They don’t know what intelligence looks like. They’ve decided that the orange idiot is intelligent, so that’s their “bar”, their comparison. Truly. They’ve lost perspective, if they’ve ever had it.
No. Actually, it is another racist, misogynistic attempt at saying a black woman could not have so brilliantly taken down that lying bag of pus it out help in real time.
This. And sadly, this is why the election is going to be a nail biter, the level of misogyny and racism in the electorate is off the fucking charts.
Unfortunately true. However, this fact is also one reason why Harris wiped the floor with Trump in the televised debate. Misogyny and racism act to blind those embodying them. To such individuals Harris is invisible. All they see when they look at her is a projection of their hatred and bigotry. All she has to do is become a calm mirror. Embodying the goddess Medusa with the mask of hate that they have projected on to her staring right back at them. Guaranteed to freeze them with reflected terror.
🎯🎯🎯
trump is a stupid persons idea of a smart man
Trump supporters are shallow people. They are incapable of thinking for themselves.
Little Donnie CRAPPEDTHEBED, couldn't look directly at Kamala, because he would turn into a pillar of salt, scratch that, SHIT
EVERY TIME Trump has debated, his cult members have claimed both that the opponents got all the questions ahead of time AND that someone was talking to Trump's opponents via microphone, because they truly believe that only Donald has the power to go out there and say things they aren't told by someone 5 seconds before. It's embarrassing... To them.
Hey you remembered person, man, woman, camera, TV in that "intelligence" test you took, you can remember 5 things you sorry sack of crap. BTW the questions are always the same - Economy, women's rights, abortion, the border, tax cuts for your golfing buddies, you know all the stuff you're against if it helps the middle class.
I read what the five words actually were on that cognitive-decline test he took. Three of them were Face, Velvet, and Church: I don't remember what the other two were because it's been years since I saw that. Trump was not able to recall a single one of the words, one day afterward.
Somewhere i saw this comment: the questions are always the same: economy; abortion; foreign stuff; etc.
What’s the big issue here? Oh, it’s just that LDFF can’t handle responses to
questions about issues… because he is
unprepared!
And how could she have repeated what someone was saying so quickly and fluently?
They don't understand how clever she is. Yes, she thinks on her feet and she pays attention what is being said. That is huge! Many people just plan their next riposte, but she responded to DT's comments.
I believe earbuds are worn inside the ear. Otherwise, everyone can hear what's being said unless the Dems have invented a cunning new super secret technology.
Good point. It's always a contradiction- dems are evil geniuses but at the same time not bright enough to answerdebate questions without assistance.
You know what’s really fucking amazing is how the voice in Kamala’s earrings took over from the get-go, commanding her to walk over to Donald’s podium and hypnotize him into cowering behind it like a scared-shitless rabbit protecting his undersized carrot.
🎯
Perfect. 👏👏👏
<bows> Thank you
Gracias
‘Gold-plated toilet says what!?’ 😏
Thx for the retail intel! Love that. The wingnuts believe that Team Kamala rigged them somehow, regardless.
On a divergent note: did we see footage of the drone show in Phila on debate night? Pls check out the video … one of the displays depicted wind blowing Donny’s Dynel headpiece off. Masterful!!!!!
Here ya go: https://www.nbcnews.com/video/harris-campaign-holds-drone-show-in-philadelphia-on-debate-night-219034181774
Love that! Pretty impressive! 👏🏼
That was awesome, thanks!
Thank you! Fabulous!
Thank you <bows>
This is great!!!! Thanks!
Thanks!!!
Link please!!
That was so worth it!
His cult members have to come up with reasons why she wiped the floor with him. They will say anything to deflect from the fact that he's fucking batshit crazy and is incapable of hiding it. They seem to especially love the James Bond-style mic-in-the-earrings/radio signals/Vulcan mind-meld bullshit. I would laugh if the magats weren't so fucking scary.
Well, yeah but they cost extra with the little radio receivers built in. Don't you know/
Exactly
Moskowitz is very funny but I think there has been too much focus on how cleverly Harris goaded Donnie into losing his shit (like it was hard…) and not enough on how prepared, poised, personable, persuasive, and PRESIDENTIAL she was.
Media: Kamala Harris showed up at the debate and needled Donald Trump into embarrassing himself!
Fact: The Harris team spent two weeks not only planning to do this in the debate, but also needling him in the runup. Why else would you run a crowd size commercial on Fox News a few days before the debate? That video was made for an audience of one.
And there’s been too much focus on that, at the expense of acknowledging the substance she presented.
Thanks Jeff. It saddens me to see Naomi Wolf claiming a former prosecutor and District Attorney (with plenty of trial experience) would be "inept" in a debate. Her perspectives and insights seem to be unmoored and have drifted far from reality.
On another note, I'm not sure if your readers can help me begin an effort to find a cure for Factose Intolerance. You might be more familiar with the scientific term for Factose Intolerance:
MAGA-FI-16 or the new variant: MAGA-FI-24.
While willful ignorance can be treated with books about science, philosophy, economics, and ethics, and turning off Fox "News" there is no known cure for MAGA-FI.
Please help if you can.
Please help find a cure before it's too late.
Might have to be treated as a chronic condition until the source of the variant is gone and can't mutate.
Right on
The cure : inject bleach
I’d rather stick a fluorescent light up their asses. A 3 foot long one.
I thought The Cure: Fascination Street. :)
I’ll do it if you do it, ready? You first…
Give till it hoits!
Have you tried ivermectin?
"Sir, Sir," they whimper with tears in their eyes, " please let us sell your suit and tie from the debate, Sir" they beg. "It was beautiful, how you unwove your arguments,and evaded those gotcha yes and no questions." (Snivel. Sound of nose blowing) "Abdul says you won 133%, and he's going to write about it. Oh, Sir, Sir, please take our money."
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Abdul!!! Fucking hilarious. 😆 You know people who are really named Abdul are getting ribbed and having a good laugh. Was it you? Were you chin wagging with the Donald? Just priceless.
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🚨BREAKING: Republican strategist Karl Rove has BLASTED Donald Trump's disastrous debate performance, saying “There’s no putting lipstick on this pig. Trump was crushed by a woman he previously dismissed as ‘dumb as a rock.’ Which raises the question: What does that make him?”
Loved that line, but I was fuming at his comment: "He did an even worse job prosecuting the argument that she’s a far-left politician out of sync with America’s values." The whack job Project 2025 and MAGA assholes -- they are the ones out of sync.
now you’re insulting rocks
Rove is an evil prick, but he's not stupid.
That’s awesome! Thanks for telling us!!!
I’m a great grandma, and I fucking love your fucking blog. I swear I’ve said fuck 1000 times more in the past nine years than ever before in my life. All of it caused by the fucking GOP and tfg.
Until I found Jeff on Substack and Twitter I had no idea how like-minded folks found an answer to the insanity around us.
Me, too, Sharon!!! :)
Right here with you.
Come November 6th, you're gonna need to order a cargo ship full of binkies. Great fucking column, Jeff. Oops. I mean frickin'.
Yesterday I was listening to some interviewers from MSNBC who spoke with undecided voters after the debate. Most of the people who were interviewed were still undecided. How the fuck can ANYONE still be undecided after listening to that cluster fuck Trump???!!! Please, help me understand!!!
You have a working brain. The ones still undecided, well, not so working.
"is it the butler? the pool boy? Nosferatu? is it Melania?"
Hahahahaha! Hah!
I 100% believe he's banging Loomer. Or as the idiot king would put it 115% sure.
How can any woman have sexual relations with an orange bean bag that smells of armpit and 💩 and 2-day old cheeseburger garbage?
And a full Depends
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This is how rumors start…. But count me in. Jeff underscored that she has the right aesthetic for a Trumpette/Cult Vixen. Plasticized wherever there’s skin that can be injected, sculpted and tucked.
Let's see if we can make it as big as couchfuck mcgeee
Lol, Couchfuck McGee is in a league of it's own.
I nominate Justadickvance. Thanks to Jeff !
Does he have anything to bang with?
Always the last to know.
According to Stormy, it was just a tiny mushroom back then, when he still could find it. I suspect like belly buttons it is an "innie" by now.
Stormy told us he has a “mushroom!”
They are both so gross. What does he do with the diaper?
I think there are many bags of silicone out there vying to be the next Mrs Trump, barf
They call themselves "(s)trumpettes.
Excuse me Amy - class is in session:
It’s 107%
Thank you!
My apologies, Sir.
With what???
He probably thinks he is, she just fakes it.
Anyone else still riding the joyous blue wave known as Harris/Walz? FUCK the morons who keep saying the honeymoon is over. It's just begun. 🌊
I love the way you write including the swear words. It’s honest and perfectly describes the situation we are in. Keep it coming.
And your writing makes me laugh. It’s the only way I can read news about the old orange man.
What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? How can half the country be this stupid? Or crazy? Or both?
Stephanie: half the country is either natively stupid or ignorant/uneducated.
And racist. Never underestimate how racist this country is. It’s always been this way; it’s just that in 2016, Donald gave them permission to come out from under their rocks.
Exactly.
It's not half the country. It's 70 percent of registered Republicans, minus those smart enough to know it's bullshit but it fits their way of thinking. For the rest, the other Republicans, "Independents" and a few Democrats. It's a combination of racism, misogyny, cultural, and delusions that Republicans are actually better for the economy.
You are correct. If we abandoned the electoral college and went with the popular vote, the GOP would never win another presidential election.
That, my friend, is why they will never let that happen.
We’re gonna have to start buying binkies by the gross! My goodness, what a fuckton of bawling diaper babies! And stop with the fucking swears! We should meet this fucklecade of Republican shitassed cocktweakery with more demure language.
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