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George A. Polisner's avatar

By trying to defund the work of Special Counsel Jack Smith, at what point can we see Gaetz indicted for obstruction of justice? And the reality is, until all of the co-conspirators and accessories are expelled from Congress and indicted, how do we take anything seriously from the criminal organization also known as the GOP?

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

The brilliance of our President is the newest ad using Madge’s remarks condemning the programs of FDR and LBJ...my question is... why is Madge so upset about programs that help all Americans? At this point I’d say Madge is fucking that chicken, she’s done, stick a fork in her sprock foot.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Queen Bitch of White Trash Holler

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RV maxima's avatar

I hear her poll numbers nationally are very low. Back in some low info holler not so much.

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

Yeah, when I heard what she said there, I was thinking, yeah, so, and? I was waiting for what she would say was wrong with those things. That never came. I was dumfounded. Tell me how someone can claim to be a staunch Christian and be against them?

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Openly Fae's avatar

So the short version is Drumpf is accusing Biden of everything he himself did in 2015, except now it's bad to do it?

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TJTarheel's avatar

Exactly

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NCK's avatar

Thank you for doing the dirty job of reading the crappy comments from the garbage rats pack that I can’t stomach to do myself. You are my hero.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Jack Smith is hitting the orange fuckstick with punches from every angle. I just hope he nails the culpable members of the Sedition Caucus.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I want 5 minutes in a locked room with Gaetz. There wouldn't be enough left of him to identify.

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Rick Bonin's avatar

What about Comer? Him too, please.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Definitely

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

Let ME at Marjorie Traitor Green.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Have at her!

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LizinMN's avatar

I believe it's Fuckface Von Clownstick 🤣, but 'orange fuckstick' will do the job.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Plankhead sex pest!! 🤣🤣

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

You'd have to tie me down and drug me to have sex with that Dilbert. Ewwww

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Lesley Zimmermann's avatar

That’s not a problem; tying a woman down and drugging her is part of his repertoire.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

I believe that Dilbert is ostensibly human -- albeit a cartoon human. I’m not so sure about Planky. 🤔 There’s a major human neural circuit missing there. (Think “Ash” from “Alien.”)

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

You got that right! 🤣😂😅

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Sarah's avatar

Jeff, you are so great. Haha! Can’t wait for the orange fuhrer to get flushed down the toilet with all of his shit. Having to see his face every single f*cking day since 2015 is the worst form of torture, can’t wait for it to be over one way or another.

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RV maxima's avatar

Look at the good news, not running for the remote to mute that gasbag when he was on TV 24/7 due to being in the Whitehouse

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Wasn't that awful?

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

Me too! I'm so sick of him! Why do all of us have to deal every day with one stupid man's psychosis? Anyone else, we'd lock 'em up in an institution.

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MattSMaine's avatar

THIS is...Jeopardy! Alex, I’ll take Tiedrich Quotables for $100. A: “smirking fratboy plankhead sex-pest” “Who is Matt Gaetz??”

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

I am having the same reaction as Trump but for a different reason. My worry is that he might get reelected, and with his plans to immediately turn this into the Donald Trump State of authoritarian maniacal rule, I am terrified. Every word out of his and his allies mouths increases this feeling.

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Sköll's avatar

81 million people are not going to vote for him, and hopefully these show up. And this number is before the Attempted Takeover of Democracy on Jan 6 2021. It would be a pleasure to see Trump handed a landslide loss of over 100 million votes. One good thing is that he is not in the position of power to plot more takeovers from the office of the Presidency.

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Linda Weide's avatar

The famous Mike Royko said about every election, "It ain't over, 'til it's over!" The first time Trump ran, I was surrounded by people who were telling their children that if he won they would move to Canada. I did not tell my daughter we were leaving, even though she asked my husband about us moving to Germany. She assumed we would. However, when he ran a second time I did tell her that I would go to Germany if he was reelected. My husband was saying he was not getting on a plane during covid. That had my daughter worried we would be apart from him, because she knew she was coming with me if I left. So, she worked hard for Biden's campaign, calling horrid people in Red States, some of whom were very abusive to her, but she stuck to the script and did her Slack work calls. Biden won and she knew she could finish high school here. I told her that she was buying herself 4 more years, but I was not going to wait until after the next election to have options. So she is going to Uni abroad, which was always our plan, since it is tuition free, but still, we know that whatever happens to the USA if Trump and his ilk take over they will destroy the planet for us to live on much, much faster than is already happening. So, everyone on the planet will be negatively affected. Even autocrats because they will be allowed to help destroy the planet that much faster. Anyway, based on his performance I had been feeling pretty confident that Biden would win until I heard that Cornell West threw his hat in the ring as a third party candidate, and then we heard of they mysterious third party that is pretending to be moderate, but just has kooks from the Democratic party like Joe Lieberman and Joe Manchin. The Bad Joes I will call them. Biden is in the Good Joe Category. So, we were just discussing at dinner last night if Kennedy, who is one of the candidates running against Biden in the primaries, as a fake Democrat, gets tons of Republican votes so that they set him up to be the candidate and a lot of people who do not think too much about their candidates vote for him based on family name. We are assuming that anyone running against Biden, or in a third party is getting tons of Republican money, because the battle is between the Sane and the Insane. But, there is no one who is able to predict the future, especially not this far out, so I am worried, and will remain worried until hopefully after the election, when I hope I will have no reason to worry. My hope is that the youth of this country are made to understand that their ability to have sex outside of marriage with pleasure will be destroyed if Trump wins, as well as the likelihood that they have breathable air, drinkable water, and a climate that their bodies can tolerate without lots of protection, or needing to be inside all of the time when it gets hot, storms that will wash their homes away and fires that take over the land. They are the great hope. Let us hope that all of the youth bred and unschooled in Christian cults are not the majority voting of their generation.

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Sköll's avatar

Yes, anything is possible, and there are no such things as functional crystal balls or palantirs or whatever they call these. To quote Robert Carlyle in a Stargate Universe role, "Well, we will see, won't we?"

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

right.

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

Not only that.....he would make sure we destroy this planet -- and that's what has me scared shitless.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

OOOO! Gotta love Trump's chosen pic on his "crappy app" posts---those red stripes look like jail bar shadows to me....justice!

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Lairbo's avatar

These Neo-Confederates really don't understand the concept of, "Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander" now, do they?

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

“...smirking fratboy plankhead sex-pest.” 🤣🤣🤣

“...DEFCON HUNTER BIDEN...” 🤣. (omg, all caps!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼)

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Caelesto's avatar

Have you seen that episode of I think Colbert's show where Gollum reads some of Trump's tweets? It's beautiful. (Your final little "sad" made me think of it).

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

My second favorite twitter account (after Jeff Tiedrich 's) was Gollum J. Trump.

So good

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RV maxima's avatar

Looks like I missed it and need to up date.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

It's on YouTube.

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RV maxima's avatar

Walt, co-conspirator will have a busy day changing Donny's diaper and wiping up the ketchup splatter. I sure hope he enjoys his work. It looks like a lifetime commitment.

I think ivanks is happy cause it looks like the typical daughter role at the nursing home will no longer be a dreaded option.

Probably won't visit him in Federal prison either. Sad. Not.

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Sköll's avatar

Folks, they do not call him the Orange Shitgibbon for no reason.

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DIANE E RAMEY's avatar

My fav is still "sphincter face."

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Ronald P. Moore's avatar

All of this ongoing nonsense from the GOP makes me wonder if they take themselves seriously.

Jeff, SNL should hire you as a writer for Weekend Update. 🤣

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