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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

nah, Piss-Drunk Pete is already passed out

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Lisa59's avatar

Pistol Pete isn't going to make it. Unless he has a multi-disciplinary team behind him to help him quit drinking. Sticking a cork in the bottle is not going to cut it. Relapse is inevitable. Stress is something an active alcoholic can't handle. This will be interesting. 🤔

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arne link's avatar

I'm praying he gets fragged. Of course, he will never be around a live round. Such a pity.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I just couldn’t believed that that guy, who clearly has an issue with alcohol, says, out loud, that if he gets the job, he’ll quit drinking. Not, “In a show of good faith, I stopped drinking 3 weeks ago” or “I’m in rehab getting help.” Just goes to show you how clueless he is.

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shee-rah's avatar

And how stupid the Senate is.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Don’t besmirch Pete Maravich’s nickname please.

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Lisa59's avatar

That wasn't my intention. I'll stick with white Christian Nationalist, predatory rapist, and Andrew Tate's brother from another mother, functionally illiterate buttplug. Oh, and raging alcoholic.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Someone needs to sketch a dick and balls on his brick forehead with a Sharpie while he's blacked out. Would make a good meme.

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Teri's avatar

😂😂😂

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Pete is celebrating for the next 4 years unless a stripper stabs his drunk ass.

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Lisa59's avatar

I'll drink to that!

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

Isn't he getting us ready for war with Denmark over Greenland?

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Teri's avatar

And possibly Canada, Mexico and Panama! Pete! Dude, wake up -- wait it smells like liquor in here. Shit. Pete, the military just invaded Poland, what is our mission??!!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Would he start with 4 Bloody Mary then get serious?

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Zija Pulp's avatar

Maybe he’ll move to mocktails.

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